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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand Jubils dirty little secret. Remember,

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Speaker 1: if you want to tell us a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: all you have to do is text in four one

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Speaker 1: oh six one and you can tell us anything and

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Speaker 1: we'll keep it a secret for you, not really keep

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Speaker 1: it a secret, because we tell everyone. We tell everyone,

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Speaker 1: but we keep you anonymous. Nobody knows your name or

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Speaker 1: your voice. Hey, you have a dirty little secret. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: I'm just you know, a fan of envelopes. Uh what

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Speaker 1: what did you say? Envelopes? You know stuff? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I um what does that mean? Like you? But like you,

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Speaker 1: you watch envelopes and cheer for them. Here you asked

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Speaker 1: for their autograph. Like, what do you mean a fan

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Speaker 1: of envelopes? I like you say, you know, I like

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Speaker 1: I like how they taste paper. Yeah, like yeah, I

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Speaker 1: like to like the envelopes, to look them like the

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Speaker 1: thing that seals them, right, not the paper, that's yeah,

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Speaker 1: not the paper, no, no, no, the thing that in

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Speaker 1: my mind knows like that makes it better. That doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: That's fine. You're not eating the envelopes, so you know

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Speaker 1: you like to lick envelopes. Yes, that's your dirty little secret. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's my dirty little secret. I love actually licking envelopes,

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Speaker 1: Like I love it, like it's some tastes better than

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Speaker 1: the others, but some tastes terrible. Yeah, I don't think

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Speaker 1: I've ever looked at all of them like this is delicious. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: how did you get into licking envelopes? Well, I remember

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Speaker 1: the first time, honestly, was when I was younger, I

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Speaker 1: who used to do penthiles and stuff like that, And

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Speaker 1: I remember the specific type of mulblope that I used

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Speaker 1: to get and it just had this great sweet taste

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Speaker 1: to it. And then I just ever since then, I've

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Speaker 1: been I just buying stacks of envelopes and I just

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Speaker 1: sit at home and I like to like them. I mean, wait, so, like,

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Speaker 1: do you have like a favorite envelope or where do

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Speaker 1: you get these envelopes? There's like tons on Amazon, Like

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Speaker 1: I'm just imagining you, like, oh my god, I can't

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Speaker 1: wait until you open up your package for envelopes at home. Yeah. No,

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Speaker 1: I just go to local martin get them. I don't

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Speaker 1: like waiting in the mail for them. I like to

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Speaker 1: get them pretty fast. So huh, Okay, So you just

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Speaker 1: love licking envelopes, that's your dirty little secret. Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's no better taste in this world than

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Speaker 1: the taste of envelope. I mean, that's it. That's just

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Speaker 1: it's the best. Strawberries taste better than envelope. Clue mangoes. Mangoes.

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Speaker 1: Mangoes are good. I wonder if there is like flavors

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Speaker 1: of envelopes, you know, like you might want to check

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Speaker 1: our Amazon. Yeah, could change your world. Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: they have flavored ones on Amazon. I've actually ordered some

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Speaker 1: off there, But you know, nothing beats the original. That's

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Speaker 1: that's yeah. Yeah, I've heard that before. It's the original

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Speaker 1: envelope flavor. Well, thanks for telling us your dirty little secret, Joe, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course. Uh yeah, Okay, go lick some envelopes today.

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Speaker 1: I am actually I bet you are all right? Thanks,

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Speaker 1: all right, thanks? Does anybody feel like they need to

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Speaker 1: take a shower after? I do? Feel I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: look some envelopes, you guys, I'm gonna taste tests some

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Speaker 1: I feel like scratch and snuff, you know, like do

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Speaker 1: you know what he kind of means though about? They

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Speaker 1: all sweet, but they have those ones that you can

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Speaker 1: just peel off and it has a little sticky stuff

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Speaker 1: and that's what I might know. You know, he's got

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Speaker 1: to be super mad if he gets an envelope and

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Speaker 1: it's the one where he peels off and you don't

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Speaker 1: have to lick it. I don't like licking envelopes. No,

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Speaker 1: I've never liked the taste. I don't like it. I

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Speaker 1: don't mind it though. Yeah, well some that I mind,

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Speaker 1: some that I don't. Some are pretty gross. I think

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Speaker 1: the guy that called in for the Dirty Little Secret

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Speaker 1: really like something, you know what I mean. The Jebel

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