WEBVTT - Me and My Jesus - 03.20.25

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<v Speaker 1>The nephew is here with today's phone call. Prank phone call,

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<v Speaker 1>will do the strawberry letter in just a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Charlie, This right here is me and my Jesus. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Lord heard my grandmama said a many days with me, and.

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<v Speaker 2>That was on the wall at my grandmama house that

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<v Speaker 2>as far as me and my we we will.

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<v Speaker 1>Serve the Lord. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>So this right here is me and my Jesus. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>go get down.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, I'm trying to reach your sister. How you doing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm giving you a call on behalf of Baptist Church.

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<v Speaker 2>You are a member there?

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<v Speaker 3>I am all right, yes, I am.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, listen, I'm calling you.

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<v Speaker 2>They some of the members have gotten together and had

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<v Speaker 2>a meeting and wanted me to give you a call.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems that.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of them all complain about Sunday services that

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<v Speaker 2>go on and wanted for me to give you a

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<v Speaker 2>call on their behalf so that we can see if

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<v Speaker 2>we can address the problem and talk to you diligently

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<v Speaker 2>as possible and try to get the problem rectified.

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it seems like that a lot of members are complaining.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, and what is your name again?

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<v Speaker 2>My name is ma'am. I'm not actually a member of

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<v Speaker 2>the church. I've just been the one that been asked

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<v Speaker 2>to give you a call and try to talk on

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<v Speaker 2>the members' behalf. So maybe we can get this problem,

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<v Speaker 2>rectify that you that they have as far as you

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<v Speaker 2>are concerned, now.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, go ahead. Well, I'm just trying to see what

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<v Speaker 3>this is in regards to go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it seems like the members of the church are

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<v Speaker 2>complaining about that you're doing too much shouting at church

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<v Speaker 2>on Sunday, and it seems to be going on every Sunday,

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<v Speaker 2>you running up and down aisle and you're shouting all

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<v Speaker 2>over the place.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's me. I've been singled out about my shot

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<v Speaker 3>what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, ever, then it's distracting, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 2>You're distracting everyone from getting the word and listening to

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<v Speaker 2>the word and being involved in the service. And that's

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<v Speaker 2>the purpose of the call is to see if we

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<v Speaker 2>can get you to tone it down some.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So the whole church is complaining about me shouting

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<v Speaker 3>the way people run up and down the house every

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<v Speaker 3>Sunday and almost turning cart wheels and flips and they

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<v Speaker 3>singling me, I complained about me.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, ma'am, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't know how it is that you can see everybody

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<v Speaker 2>else doing cart wheels when you're the ones that they

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<v Speaker 2>say is the one that's doing them.

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<v Speaker 3>How am I being singled out?

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<v Speaker 1>Man?

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<v Speaker 2>All I'm saying is that they saying that you're doing

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<v Speaker 2>too much shouting and too much running at this church.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm just the message.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, they can't tell me how to shout. They can't

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<v Speaker 3>tell me what's going on in my life. What's gonna

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<v Speaker 3>keep me from praising God? I mean, they could just

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<v Speaker 3>they can go somewhere else with that, But they're not

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<v Speaker 3>gonna tell me that I can't praise my God. They

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<v Speaker 3>don't know how good God has been to me.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know what, I understand that I agree with

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<v Speaker 2>you wholeheartedly, but it's become mean a distraction. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>they was at the point last night talking about should

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<v Speaker 2>we put some seat belts on the pews so so

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<v Speaker 2>you can stay down?

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<v Speaker 3>We state will put some seat But I only gonna

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<v Speaker 3>tell people they can't shout in church and praise God?

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<v Speaker 3>What can we come to church?

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<v Speaker 1>Far will you do come to We need to.

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<v Speaker 3>Be trying to prase God and get their own shout

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<v Speaker 3>on and stop looking at me and worrying about what

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<v Speaker 3>I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 2>We gonna need you to quit running up and down

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<v Speaker 2>these aisles and doing what you now.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, sir, you know I'm trying to stay calm.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying my best. Jesus, she's sure that that's not happening.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't tell me I gotta stop shouting, okay, man.

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<v Speaker 2>But let me ask you. Are you running now? Aren't

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<v Speaker 2>you just standing still talking?

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<v Speaker 3>Because I don't have to run right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what I'm trying to get you to do.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I want to run up and down this street

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<v Speaker 3>right now, I can run up and down the street

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<v Speaker 3>and praise God. But they're not gonna tell me to

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<v Speaker 3>stop shouting at church.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we get you to be a little bit more

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<v Speaker 2>reserved as what we see? Man, let me let me

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<v Speaker 2>go ahead and go further on what.

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<v Speaker 3>They don't how the spirit moves.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, let me move and tell you what they've

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<v Speaker 1>told me.

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<v Speaker 2>Now. If we can't get to the point where you can,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, tone it down, then we may have to

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<v Speaker 2>ask you to leave.

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<v Speaker 3>Ask me, oh jee, oh, Jesus, Oh, Jesus you it's

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<v Speaker 3>not ask me, why would they want me to leave

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<v Speaker 3>a church. I've been at that church for fifteen years.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not leaving the church. I'm gonna run up and down.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna be on the church.

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<v Speaker 3>I may some flip where I am.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it not now listen.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all. I'm okay, go ahead, but.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be there.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to I am going to be there on Sunday. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>and I have been the person that's been appointed to

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<v Speaker 2>make sure that you're not running up and down these

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<v Speaker 2>hous and shotting like this. You have to keep yourself

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<v Speaker 2>reserved so people can hear the word of God. You

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<v Speaker 2>are standing in people's word. That's what you're doing. You

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<v Speaker 2>in the whale.

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<v Speaker 3>If they come trying to send me down, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>give them a word, and it ain't gonna be your God.

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<v Speaker 3>So let's you put that hands up on me here now.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm telling you that. Now you could say, I'm to have

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<v Speaker 3>been in that church ten years. If I want to

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<v Speaker 3>run and dance, shout, jump squy, whatever I want to do,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna do it. It ain't nobody gonna stop me.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna have to stop this.

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<v Speaker 2>This past Sunday was your last Sunday doing it, and

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<v Speaker 2>you're not finna do it this Sunday.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I said, just why, And I'm telling you could

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<v Speaker 3>tell the ernswers, the deacon boyd, the deacon ness, the

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<v Speaker 3>minister's wives, or whoever else you want to tell. Let

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<v Speaker 3>them put their hands on me and see if I

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<v Speaker 3>don't sling on them I'm gonna come right up out

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<v Speaker 3>the spirit and swing on them. I'm telling you that now,

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<v Speaker 3>because se sir, you don't really push me there out

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<v Speaker 3>of tried, out of tried, Let me ask you what

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<v Speaker 3>you trying to show that I'm saying. Remember, but you

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<v Speaker 3>make it. You you're making me revert back to my

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<v Speaker 3>own ways, and you you're really finna put me out.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what you're finna do.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, let me ask you this. Where is the

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<v Speaker 2>God at right now in you? Where is the one

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<v Speaker 2>that the.

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<v Speaker 3>God was in me? When I was trying to be

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<v Speaker 3>calmed with you at first to tell you don't be

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<v Speaker 3>calling me with this foolishness, but now you've have made

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<v Speaker 3>the other side of me ro he's up.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you wouldn't raise it up in now. You wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>raise it up in me too. Guess what come Sunday,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna sit your pew and you ain't gonna you

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<v Speaker 1>know you.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right, all right, I'm gonna see how well

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not sitting at PEP matter of faith first, same

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<v Speaker 3>signing on. I'm going to past Oh yeah, gonna deacon

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<v Speaker 3>whoever you want, whatever your name is, I'm gonna tell

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<v Speaker 3>him about it. Y'd better how long we got you

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<v Speaker 3>you need to lose.

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<v Speaker 2>I would be talking to Pastor myself and letting him

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<v Speaker 2>know about this situation. You don't talk.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't we can call pastor.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't talk the pastor.

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<v Speaker 3>I talked to pastor at this church fifteen years, like

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<v Speaker 3>I said, now tell you, oh Jesus gee, oh you

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<v Speaker 3>feel old.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus not not not not now see just like this,

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<v Speaker 2>you'll see how you calling on it and you standing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because I'm calling on him to keep me from

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<v Speaker 3>just really going to cuss you out right now because

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<v Speaker 3>you don't really hit my nerves.

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<v Speaker 1>I got one more thing I need to say to you, ladies.

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<v Speaker 3>You know want you better say it real quick because

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<v Speaker 3>you're gonna talk to this operator.

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<v Speaker 1>That's his nephew. Time it from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You just got prank by your.

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<v Speaker 3>Girl, you know, see you know, Oh I'm gonna kick but.

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<v Speaker 2>I see Curson on the Okay, Jesus, I got one

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<v Speaker 2>more thing, baby, Let me ask you something. What is

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<v Speaker 2>the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in

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<v Speaker 2>the land. Harm in morning, Come on now, Stupid on

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<v Speaker 2>the road this morning list e play too much? Yes, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>all right. Next weekend, Oklahoma City, the Nephew is coming

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<v Speaker 2>to town. Bricktown. That's Bricktown Comedy Club. That's the twenty eight,

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<v Speaker 2>twenty ninth, and thirty be ye readiest Charlotte, North Cock.

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<v Speaker 2>I like April four, fifth and six Comedy Zone tickets

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<v Speaker 2>selling like hot cakes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, y hey. April nineteenth. It is Easter weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>That's when you wear your pastel colors in Jacksonville, Florida

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<v Speaker 2>at the Florida Still It'll come hang out with your board.

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<v Speaker 2>It is an evening with Nephew toimey pastille colors. No

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<v Speaker 2>Easter eggs, allut, we ain't got enough money for all that,

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<v Speaker 2>all right. Also it is uh bray all right. Brell

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<v Speaker 2>Comedy club that's l A y'all right outside of LA.

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<v Speaker 2>That is April to thirteenth. Thickets are on sale right now,

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<v Speaker 2>Sunday night only at the Brell. I'm gonna go to

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<v Speaker 2>LA and just hang out for a bottle. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>don't hang out for a week, all right, laying in

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<v Speaker 2>the cut.

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<v Speaker 1>Louisville, Kentucky.

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<v Speaker 2>That will be Memorial weekend. Ask lection to what I do.

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<v Speaker 2>It's ask Oh you got to have that?

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<v Speaker 1>K huh? You got all right? Go right,