Speaker 1: The nephew is here with today's phone call. Prank phone call,
Speaker 1: will do the strawberry letter in just a little bit.
Speaker 1: All right, Charlie, This right here is me and my Jesus. Yes,
Speaker 1: Lord heard my grandmama said a many days with me, and.
Speaker 2: That was on the wall at my grandmama house that
Speaker 2: as far as me and my we we will.
Speaker 1: Serve the Lord. Right.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: So this right here is me and my Jesus. Let's
Speaker 1: go get down.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hello, I'm trying to reach your sister. How you doing.
Speaker 2: I'm giving you a call on behalf of Baptist Church.
Speaker 2: You are a member there?
Speaker 3: I am all right, yes, I am.
Speaker 1: Okay, listen, I'm calling you.
Speaker 2: They some of the members have gotten together and had
Speaker 2: a meeting and wanted me to give you a call.
Speaker 1: It seems that.
Speaker 2: A lot of them all complain about Sunday services that
Speaker 2: go on and wanted for me to give you a
Speaker 2: call on their behalf so that we can see if
Speaker 2: we can address the problem and talk to you diligently
Speaker 2: as possible and try to get the problem rectified.
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 1: Well, it seems like that a lot of members are complaining.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, and what is your name again?
Speaker 2: My name is ma'am. I'm not actually a member of
Speaker 2: the church. I've just been the one that been asked
Speaker 2: to give you a call and try to talk on
Speaker 2: the members' behalf. So maybe we can get this problem,
Speaker 2: rectify that you that they have as far as you
Speaker 2: are concerned, now.
Speaker 3: Okay, go ahead. Well, I'm just trying to see what
Speaker 3: this is in regards to go ahead.
Speaker 2: Well, it seems like the members of the church are
Speaker 2: complaining about that you're doing too much shouting at church
Speaker 2: on Sunday, and it seems to be going on every Sunday,
Speaker 2: you running up and down aisle and you're shouting all
Speaker 2: over the place.
Speaker 3: And it's me. I've been singled out about my shot
Speaker 3: what you're saying.
Speaker 1: Well, ever, then it's distracting, ma'am.
Speaker 2: You're distracting everyone from getting the word and listening to
Speaker 2: the word and being involved in the service. And that's
Speaker 2: the purpose of the call is to see if we
Speaker 2: can get you to tone it down some.
Speaker 3: Okay, So the whole church is complaining about me shouting
Speaker 3: the way people run up and down the house every
Speaker 3: Sunday and almost turning cart wheels and flips and they
Speaker 3: singling me, I complained about me.
Speaker 1: Well, ma'am, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know how it is that you can see everybody
Speaker 2: else doing cart wheels when you're the ones that they
Speaker 2: say is the one that's doing them.
Speaker 3: How am I being singled out?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 2: All I'm saying is that they saying that you're doing
Speaker 2: too much shouting and too much running at this church.
Speaker 1: Now I'm just the message.
Speaker 3: Well, they can't tell me how to shout. They can't
Speaker 3: tell me what's going on in my life. What's gonna
Speaker 3: keep me from praising God? I mean, they could just
Speaker 3: they can go somewhere else with that, But they're not
Speaker 3: gonna tell me that I can't praise my God. They
Speaker 3: don't know how good God has been to me.
Speaker 2: And you know what, I understand that I agree with
Speaker 2: you wholeheartedly, but it's become mean a distraction. I mean,
Speaker 2: they was at the point last night talking about should
Speaker 2: we put some seat belts on the pews so so
Speaker 2: you can stay down?
Speaker 3: We state will put some seat But I only gonna
Speaker 3: tell people they can't shout in church and praise God?
Speaker 3: What can we come to church?
Speaker 1: Far will you do come to We need to.
Speaker 3: Be trying to prase God and get their own shout
Speaker 3: on and stop looking at me and worrying about what
Speaker 3: I'm doing.
Speaker 2: We gonna need you to quit running up and down
Speaker 2: these aisles and doing what you now.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, sir, you know I'm trying to stay calm.
Speaker 3: I'm trying my best. Jesus, she's sure that that's not happening.
Speaker 3: You can't tell me I gotta stop shouting, okay, man.
Speaker 2: But let me ask you. Are you running now? Aren't
Speaker 2: you just standing still talking?
Speaker 3: Because I don't have to run right now?
Speaker 1: Okay, what I'm trying to get you to do.
Speaker 3: Like I want to run up and down this street
Speaker 3: right now, I can run up and down the street
Speaker 3: and praise God. But they're not gonna tell me to
Speaker 3: stop shouting at church.
Speaker 2: Can we get you to be a little bit more
Speaker 2: reserved as what we see? Man, let me let me
Speaker 2: go ahead and go further on what.
Speaker 3: They don't how the spirit moves.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, let me move and tell you what they've
Speaker 1: told me.
Speaker 2: Now. If we can't get to the point where you can,
Speaker 2: you know, tone it down, then we may have to
Speaker 2: ask you to leave.
Speaker 3: Ask me, oh jee, oh, Jesus, Oh, Jesus you it's
Speaker 3: not ask me, why would they want me to leave
Speaker 3: a church. I've been at that church for fifteen years.
Speaker 3: I'm not leaving the church. I'm gonna run up and down.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be on the church.
Speaker 3: I may some flip where I am.
Speaker 1: I feel like it not now listen.
Speaker 3: That's all. I'm okay, go ahead, but.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there.
Speaker 2: I'm going to I am going to be there on Sunday. Man,
Speaker 2: and I have been the person that's been appointed to
Speaker 2: make sure that you're not running up and down these
Speaker 2: hous and shotting like this. You have to keep yourself
Speaker 2: reserved so people can hear the word of God. You
Speaker 2: are standing in people's word. That's what you're doing. You
Speaker 2: in the whale.
Speaker 3: If they come trying to send me down, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: give them a word, and it ain't gonna be your God.
Speaker 3: So let's you put that hands up on me here now.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you that. Now you could say, I'm to have
Speaker 3: been in that church ten years. If I want to
Speaker 3: run and dance, shout, jump squy, whatever I want to do,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do it. It ain't nobody gonna stop me.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to stop this.
Speaker 2: This past Sunday was your last Sunday doing it, and
Speaker 2: you're not finna do it this Sunday.
Speaker 3: Like I said, just why, And I'm telling you could
Speaker 3: tell the ernswers, the deacon boyd, the deacon ness, the
Speaker 3: minister's wives, or whoever else you want to tell. Let
Speaker 3: them put their hands on me and see if I
Speaker 3: don't sling on them I'm gonna come right up out
Speaker 3: the spirit and swing on them. I'm telling you that now,
Speaker 3: because se sir, you don't really push me there out
Speaker 3: of tried, out of tried, Let me ask you what
Speaker 3: you trying to show that I'm saying. Remember, but you
Speaker 3: make it. You you're making me revert back to my
Speaker 3: own ways, and you you're really finna put me out.
Speaker 3: That's what you're finna do.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, let me ask you this. Where is the
Speaker 2: God at right now in you? Where is the one
Speaker 2: that the.
Speaker 3: God was in me? When I was trying to be
Speaker 3: calmed with you at first to tell you don't be
Speaker 3: calling me with this foolishness, but now you've have made
Speaker 3: the other side of me ro he's up.
Speaker 1: Well, you wouldn't raise it up in now. You wouldn't
Speaker 1: raise it up in me too. Guess what come Sunday,
Speaker 1: you're gonna sit your pew and you ain't gonna you
Speaker 1: know you.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, all right, I'm gonna see how well
Speaker 3: I'm not sitting at PEP matter of faith first, same
Speaker 3: signing on. I'm going to past Oh yeah, gonna deacon
Speaker 3: whoever you want, whatever your name is, I'm gonna tell
Speaker 3: him about it. Y'd better how long we got you
Speaker 3: you need to lose.
Speaker 2: I would be talking to Pastor myself and letting him
Speaker 2: know about this situation. You don't talk.
Speaker 3: You don't we can call pastor.
Speaker 1: You don't talk the pastor.
Speaker 3: I talked to pastor at this church fifteen years, like
Speaker 3: I said, now tell you, oh Jesus gee, oh you
Speaker 3: feel old.
Speaker 2: Jesus not not not not now see just like this,
Speaker 2: you'll see how you calling on it and you standing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I'm calling on him to keep me from
Speaker 3: just really going to cuss you out right now because
Speaker 3: you don't really hit my nerves.
Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you, ladies.
Speaker 3: You know want you better say it real quick because
Speaker 3: you're gonna talk to this operator.
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