1 00:00:11,160 --> 00:00:14,040 Speaker 1: This Brandon Being and I Am Rapports Stereo Podcast coming 2 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:17,079 Speaker 1: live and direct on today's Museum Quality. I Am rapp 3 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:19,800 Speaker 1: Reports Stereo Pokiss. I'm back boomed back in the New 4 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:26,720 Speaker 1: York group, but I had some wacky, wacky situations flying 5 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:31,280 Speaker 1: from Vancouver to New York City. And yes, yes the 6 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:34,080 Speaker 1: pilots wanted to get tipped after keeping us on the 7 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:39,400 Speaker 1: tarmac for over an hour. Plus Lashawnitova, Happy New Year. 8 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:44,000 Speaker 1: It is the Jewish New Year fifty seven eighty three, 9 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:50,440 Speaker 1: plus a wonderful, weird and sometimes frustrating Week three in 10 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:54,640 Speaker 1: the NFL. All that more and a hard hitting, hard 11 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:58,200 Speaker 1: body karate brand new banging. I am wrapp Reports Stereo 12 00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:01,840 Speaker 1: Podkiss coming up right, al Miles Jordan Ak, The Bleached Brothers, 13 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:06,399 Speaker 1: Yes a k. The Dignity Dust Brothers. Yes, started to 14 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 1: probably have something real nice. Yes, started probably have it 15 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:11,119 Speaker 1: something real uit, Yes, but most importantly start this puffy 16 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:14,200 Speaker 1: up with something real funk. This is the igty I 17 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:32,440 Speaker 1: am wrapping Ports Stereo podcat Let's fucking go oh yeah, yes, 18 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 1: Hagany have no fear. The I Am Rappaport Stereo podcast 19 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:42,400 Speaker 1: is ins in the house. Name is Michael Rappaport a K. 20 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:46,920 Speaker 1: The Gwingo man Dingo a K. The Saltless Sniff a K. 21 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:55,800 Speaker 1: The Inflamed Oshca Nazi a K. The Disruptive Warrior a K. 22 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 1: Mr New York a K. The Raging Bullshitter. I hope 23 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:01,440 Speaker 1: everybody's feeling good. Hope every braased, film safe, Hope everybody 24 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:06,720 Speaker 1: is feeling sane. Boom, Yes, Welcome to the Iron Dome 25 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:14,359 Speaker 1: of Disruption. Welcome to the Dignity Zone of Disruption. I 26 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:17,680 Speaker 1: am wrapped Port Stereo podcast, back in New York. Back 27 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:22,560 Speaker 1: what back in the New York groove. I'm biginty back 28 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:28,239 Speaker 1: what I'm back in the New York groove. Anyway. I 29 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:32,720 Speaker 1: hope everybody's feeling good. Beautiful, beautiful? What is it? I 30 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:35,400 Speaker 1: was gonna say spring fall day? Is it fall? I 31 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:40,080 Speaker 1: think it's technically still summer beautiful, late summer day. Let's 32 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:42,079 Speaker 1: call it that a late summer day here in New York. 33 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,639 Speaker 1: I mean, just gorgeous. I am glad to be back 34 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:48,280 Speaker 1: in New York City. I want to give a shout 35 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:50,640 Speaker 1: out because I have to give a shout out to 36 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:53,839 Speaker 1: all the Iron wrapp Reports Stereo podcast fans that came 37 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:58,680 Speaker 1: to the five shows in Vancouver. Sincerely, all you guys 38 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 1: that came out. I heard you the dingoes, got some 39 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:10,840 Speaker 1: T shirts, got some art. I saw the T shirts, 40 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:14,720 Speaker 1: saw some suckershit T shirts. Heard you guys. While I 41 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:16,520 Speaker 1: was on stage, I didn't get to meet a lot 42 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:21,600 Speaker 1: of people, but I appreciate everybody coming to the shows. 43 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:24,040 Speaker 1: I hope you guys had as much fun at the 44 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:27,760 Speaker 1: shows as I had doing the shows. And like I said, 45 00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:30,919 Speaker 1: if you come to one of my shows and you 46 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:34,240 Speaker 1: listen to the Iron Wrap or stereo podcast, all you 47 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 1: gotta do is say Dingo White, Mike, Gringo Man, Dingo, 48 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:42,600 Speaker 1: Saltan of Sniff Saltan, raging bullshit, any one of the monikers, 49 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:47,200 Speaker 1: and I'll do my best to say what's up you 50 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:50,840 Speaker 1: know um in Vancouver. Whatever I do my best, I 51 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:54,400 Speaker 1: do my fucking best. But just no, I heard every 52 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:57,119 Speaker 1: single one of you, and it means a lot. When 53 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,320 Speaker 1: I you guys are in the audience, it's really like 54 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:02,720 Speaker 1: a performing in front of friends home crowd. Even though 55 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:06,680 Speaker 1: I'm on the road. Sincerely, and I'm gonna be back 56 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:12,800 Speaker 1: in Minnesota in Bloomington, Minnesota at the Mall of America 57 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:17,479 Speaker 1: the sixth, seventh and eighth, the Mall of America the 58 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 1: six seventh and eighth October six seventh and eighth, and 59 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:27,600 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in Austin, Texas, and then I'll be 60 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:30,200 Speaker 1: in Michigan the third, fourth, and fifth, and then I'll 61 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:33,480 Speaker 1: be in Royal Oak, Michigan the sixth. I'm about to 62 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:39,400 Speaker 1: post all that on my website, all tickets, all information 63 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:42,000 Speaker 1: at Michael Rappaport comedy dot com. But I got a 64 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:45,040 Speaker 1: lot of dates lined up for the rest of twenty 65 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,400 Speaker 1: twenty two, and the shows have been fucking good. Man. 66 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:52,120 Speaker 1: I'm trying to do a different show every night. That 67 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:55,160 Speaker 1: is my goal. I mean, obviously I'm gonna do some 68 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:57,400 Speaker 1: things the same, but I'm really really trying to make 69 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:03,160 Speaker 1: the vibe of the show just a free wheeling, free flowing, 70 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:12,720 Speaker 1: disruptive hour of live ship talking commentary and stand up comedy. 71 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:15,440 Speaker 1: But again, shout out to everybody that came to the 72 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:20,000 Speaker 1: Vancouver shows at the House of Comedy b C. Now 73 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:29,640 Speaker 1: we had some great sushi in Vancouver to excellent sushi meals. Uh, 74 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:32,680 Speaker 1: what the fund is the name of the place manacu Maniku. 75 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:36,919 Speaker 1: It's a two place that all you guys recommended, and 76 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:39,239 Speaker 1: they were great. They lived up to all the expectations. 77 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:45,680 Speaker 1: I learned about this guy to Joe or Togo, who 78 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:49,560 Speaker 1: invented the California role while he was in Vancouver, and 79 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:54,479 Speaker 1: he's he's like a king up there, Mr Togo, the 80 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:57,359 Speaker 1: inventor of the California role while he was in Vancouver, 81 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:02,960 Speaker 1: and Canadians are so dy've put this guy on a pedestal. 82 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:07,719 Speaker 1: But it dawned on me quickly. It dawned on me immediately. 83 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:13,200 Speaker 1: If Togo is so pro Vancouver and he's Mr Vancouver 84 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:15,880 Speaker 1: and everybody loves him in Vancouver. Ha, come Togo when 85 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:20,200 Speaker 1: he invented the California roll, didn't call it the Vancouver role? 86 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:26,680 Speaker 1: Since you love Vancouver so much, Mr Togo or Mr 87 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:31,279 Speaker 1: Tojo Sushi chef, why didn't you call your world famous 88 00:06:31,320 --> 00:06:34,560 Speaker 1: California role the Vancouver role? Do you know what that 89 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:38,960 Speaker 1: would have done for the great city of Vancouver, What 90 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:43,520 Speaker 1: that would have done for the great country of Canada. 91 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:45,040 Speaker 1: And it is a great place. And I'm gonna tell 92 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:48,640 Speaker 1: you something. The people every time I'm in Canada and 93 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:50,560 Speaker 1: I haven't been there much, but I was in Toronto 94 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:53,680 Speaker 1: this trip for a day, spend time in Montreal for 95 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:56,599 Speaker 1: the Montreal Comedy Festival just for les shut the funk 96 00:06:56,720 --> 00:07:06,719 Speaker 1: up you here too, Sirens. That's live podcasting. But I 97 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:11,400 Speaker 1: the people in Montreal in the times that I've been 98 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:17,440 Speaker 1: there are always just so nice, so pleasant, so warm, 99 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:23,720 Speaker 1: so unpretentious, just nice people across the board. So it's really, 100 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:27,280 Speaker 1: really a really fun trip. I will say this though, 101 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:31,840 Speaker 1: there's always a pivot involved, there is always a butt involved. 102 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:36,440 Speaker 1: It's like I softening up with the compliments and then 103 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:40,160 Speaker 1: I I gotta get to the problems that I dealt with. 104 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:47,200 Speaker 1: Returning from Vancouver was probably one of the worst days, 105 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:50,400 Speaker 1: not probably what it definitely was one of the worst days, 106 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,720 Speaker 1: if not the worst day of flying I've ever had. 107 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:56,840 Speaker 1: I had to fly from Vancouver to New York City. 108 00:07:57,080 --> 00:08:00,880 Speaker 1: There are no direct flights from Vancouver to New York City. Why. 109 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:07,040 Speaker 1: I have no idea. I truly have no idea why 110 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:13,480 Speaker 1: there's no direct flight from Vancouver to New York City. Now, 111 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:18,160 Speaker 1: flying from Vancouver to that side of the country, it's 112 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,760 Speaker 1: like flying to the West coast. It is flying to 113 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:24,760 Speaker 1: the West Coast. Okay. You can go from Vancouver to Calgary. 114 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:27,320 Speaker 1: You could go from Vancouver to Montreal, or you can 115 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:30,200 Speaker 1: go from Vancouver Toronto and then you have to connect 116 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:36,560 Speaker 1: and go to New York. Well, my first flight was 117 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:39,839 Speaker 1: at nine in the morning. I had to get to 118 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:43,079 Speaker 1: the airport early because the young shooter Dean had to 119 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:47,199 Speaker 1: go through customs because his flight was in the morning, 120 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:52,160 Speaker 1: but he was flying directly from Vancouver to Los Angeles. 121 00:08:52,559 --> 00:08:59,000 Speaker 1: BO get to the airport. I'm sitting. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. 122 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,920 Speaker 1: I'm waiting and waiting. I get on my flight to 123 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:05,559 Speaker 1: go to Vancouver. From Vancouver to Toronto, it's five fucking hours. 124 00:09:05,559 --> 00:09:09,040 Speaker 1: It's four hours and forty something minutes. It's essentially five hours. 125 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:12,760 Speaker 1: I get off the fucking plane in Toronto. I have 126 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:16,840 Speaker 1: two hours and ten minutes to catch my flight from 127 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:22,240 Speaker 1: Toronto to New York City. I'm thinking, this is no problem. 128 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:25,719 Speaker 1: I have to walk fifteen minutes. No problem, Okay, I've 129 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:28,760 Speaker 1: been sitting. I'm gonna walk through the airport. It literally 130 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:32,600 Speaker 1: took me fifteen minutes. I'm not stopping, I'm not pissing, 131 00:09:32,679 --> 00:09:34,640 Speaker 1: I'm not anything. Because I go. I want to go 132 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:37,880 Speaker 1: through customs. I wanna get myself something neat. I got 133 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:40,040 Speaker 1: two hours and ten minutes. This should be a no brainer. 134 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:47,400 Speaker 1: Get on that fucking customs line, and that's when the 135 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:52,280 Speaker 1: hell started. I'm in the customs line for an hour 136 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:56,120 Speaker 1: and fifteen fucking minutes. Now, I'm sure some people are like, micrap, 137 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:59,600 Speaker 1: go fund yourself. I've been in custom lines for three hours. 138 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:01,880 Speaker 1: I've been in some lines for three and a half hours. Well, 139 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:03,679 Speaker 1: I was in there for an hour and fifteen minutes 140 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:09,040 Speaker 1: after flying for five hours, and there's just one dickhead 141 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:14,080 Speaker 1: who's wrangling all of us in the line. And I'm thinking, Okay, first, 142 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:16,600 Speaker 1: it's ten minutes and twenty minutes and thirty minutes, and 143 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:18,840 Speaker 1: for some reason in Canada that they only do like 144 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:23,600 Speaker 1: military time. So I'm not panicking until it's forty five minutes. 145 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:26,040 Speaker 1: And I asked this guy sitting behind me, standing behind me, 146 00:10:26,679 --> 00:10:30,760 Speaker 1: I go, yo, what does seventeen thirty mean? He goes, 147 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:35,240 Speaker 1: seventeen thirty means five thirty. It's five thirty Eastern times, 148 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:39,600 Speaker 1: and I go, oh fuck. I go fuck because at 149 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:42,400 Speaker 1: five fifty they're about to board my flight, and I'm 150 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:45,040 Speaker 1: like halfway through this fucking line. So I'm like, yo, 151 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:49,079 Speaker 1: I'm starting to get to that full blown Michael Rappaport. 152 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:54,400 Speaker 1: I haven't taken my medication. Fuck the inflammation, Fuck the meditation, 153 00:10:56,080 --> 00:11:01,679 Speaker 1: fuck the steroids, fuck everything. I'm not missing my flight 154 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:04,640 Speaker 1: from Toronto to New York City because I'm in this 155 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:09,360 Speaker 1: fucking customs line and I'm looking at all these customs people. 156 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:11,480 Speaker 1: They're so used to being the bad guy, and you 157 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:15,680 Speaker 1: know what, you should be the bad guy. You don't 158 00:11:15,679 --> 00:11:20,000 Speaker 1: make eye contact, you don't seem to care that people 159 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:22,480 Speaker 1: are gonna miss their fucking fights. And I know You're like, 160 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:25,240 Speaker 1: I'm just working, I'm just doing my job. Cool. Well, 161 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:28,120 Speaker 1: I'm just trying to catch my fucking flight. And not 162 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,880 Speaker 1: only am I trying to catch my flight, I'm trying 163 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:31,760 Speaker 1: to catch my first class flight. And the reason why 164 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:33,600 Speaker 1: I'm bringing up that his first class, I'm like, what 165 00:11:33,679 --> 00:11:37,120 Speaker 1: am I paying for? I don't have one of these 166 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:40,280 Speaker 1: world What is it called be? What is that thing 167 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:44,600 Speaker 1: called world? What? We need to get that global entry? 168 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,520 Speaker 1: Because I'm not going through the fucking hell I went 169 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:52,360 Speaker 1: through yesterday with the Toronto customs people, and I'm thinking 170 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:55,560 Speaker 1: to myself, you motherfucker's, I know you motherfucker's have seen 171 00:11:55,640 --> 00:12:00,120 Speaker 1: prison break. That's what don self was. He started it 172 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:04,600 Speaker 1: off as a customs guy. I'm not gonna be standing 173 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:08,760 Speaker 1: on the So anyway, somehow, some way, the last twenty 174 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:12,640 Speaker 1: minutes of the line went quick. I don't know how. 175 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:14,760 Speaker 1: I don't because I was like, at a certain point, 176 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:20,959 Speaker 1: I'm going full blown native, I'm not gonna miss my flight. 177 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:23,920 Speaker 1: I am gonna make a scene. I'm most likely gonna 178 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:27,480 Speaker 1: be videotape. I'm most likely going to either get arrested 179 00:12:27,559 --> 00:12:30,160 Speaker 1: or be on TMZ. But I am not missing my 180 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:34,280 Speaker 1: flight without a fight. Oh no, you motherfucker. No fucking 181 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,280 Speaker 1: way am I missing my flight without a fight. You 182 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:40,320 Speaker 1: fuck you. And somehow, some way, the line sped up, 183 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:42,559 Speaker 1: not for no particular reason, not because they had more 184 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:46,040 Speaker 1: fucking custom or border agents, whatever the funk they are. 185 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:51,040 Speaker 1: I got through customs right at five fifty, right when 186 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,200 Speaker 1: they started boarding my flight. So I had twenty five 187 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,840 Speaker 1: minutes to make get onto my fight, which is more 188 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:58,400 Speaker 1: than enough time. I didn't get to eat something, didn't 189 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:01,640 Speaker 1: get to get some war at the fucking sprint again 190 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,960 Speaker 1: to get f fifty two, another twelve minute walk, which 191 00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:10,040 Speaker 1: normally I would have liked, but no, I couldn't do that. 192 00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:13,600 Speaker 1: I couldn't do that. 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I have to just 212 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:44,120 Speaker 1: chill after being on that fucking line for an hour 213 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,760 Speaker 1: and twenty minutes the customs line, and you know what 214 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:50,600 Speaker 1: the customers person said to me. She goes that, how 215 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,640 Speaker 1: was your trip? I go, it was great until I 216 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:57,480 Speaker 1: got on that fucking line. Said that to her. She goes, well, 217 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,440 Speaker 1: we're just working, and I said, I'm just trying to 218 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:04,680 Speaker 1: make my full She's being honest, and I'm being honest. 219 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:08,920 Speaker 1: You're just working, and I'm just trying to make my flight. 220 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:12,960 Speaker 1: You're doing the best you can at your day of work, 221 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:15,240 Speaker 1: and I'm doing the best I can to get on 222 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:19,160 Speaker 1: my flight. Neither one of us is more important than 223 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:24,080 Speaker 1: the other. We both have an agenda that day. Your 224 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,760 Speaker 1: agenda is have a good day at work, and my 225 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:29,960 Speaker 1: fucking agendas have a good flight, a good day of travel. 226 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,960 Speaker 1: But that was just phase one of the bullshit, because 227 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:36,080 Speaker 1: phase two started when I got on the plane. They 228 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:39,840 Speaker 1: load the fucking plane up. It's lightly missing in Toronto. 229 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:44,000 Speaker 1: Lightly missing. We're not talking about tsunami's, we're not talking 230 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:47,720 Speaker 1: about blizzards. We're not talking about raining. We're not talking 231 00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:51,880 Speaker 1: which is lightly raining. And the Canadian pilot comes on 232 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:54,640 Speaker 1: with that fucking accent and I could hear a shit 233 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,320 Speaker 1: eating grin. Mike rap, How could you hear a shitty 234 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,720 Speaker 1: and grin, you can hear she do I sound like 235 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:03,840 Speaker 1: I'm grinning now while I'm doing this podcast. No I don't. 236 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:06,880 Speaker 1: Ha ha ha ha ha. Now I do ha ha. 237 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:11,200 Speaker 1: But but no, I don't when I'm talking about beat 238 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:14,080 Speaker 1: on this flight with this Canadian with oh yes, he's 239 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:17,400 Speaker 1: got that fucking accent, and then they're they're doing all 240 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:20,240 Speaker 1: the announcement and in English and in French. Why I 241 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,840 Speaker 1: have no idea. I didn't see anybody with a scarf on. 242 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:27,840 Speaker 1: No one's eating cheese. I'm like, what's with the French? 243 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,640 Speaker 1: There might be French speaking Canadians, but they all speak 244 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:34,960 Speaker 1: English as well, So what's with the French. Let's just 245 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:39,720 Speaker 1: keep it in English to make it shorter. But Homie 246 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:45,360 Speaker 1: comes on dat uh du cat sex seek? Do do 247 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:48,000 Speaker 1: we do? We all this fucking French ship. No disrespect 248 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:51,160 Speaker 1: to the French, No disrespect to the leader of the 249 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,840 Speaker 1: Parisian Rapper Pack, Mr New York, No disrespect to any 250 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:59,240 Speaker 1: of the members of the French Rappa Pack. I just 251 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,920 Speaker 1: didn't want to hear it at that point because I 252 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,159 Speaker 1: knew what he was gonna kick. I knew what he 253 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:07,560 Speaker 1: was gonna kick and when we kicked that forty five 254 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:13,399 Speaker 1: minutes late ship, You're gonna be sitting on this fucking 255 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:18,119 Speaker 1: tarmac for forty five minutes, you motherfucker. I'm done it. 256 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:20,240 Speaker 1: And then I had to turn on the meditation. I'll 257 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:24,520 Speaker 1: tell you the fucking meditation I did on my com 258 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:30,439 Speaker 1: app in my Emotions series, and I did it on repeat, 259 00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,119 Speaker 1: So I did it for twenty minutes. I did a 260 00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:40,520 Speaker 1: tending to anger meditation. That's for real. I no, babe, 261 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,440 Speaker 1: I'm telling my what. That's for real. I did attending 262 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,720 Speaker 1: to anger meditation because I was like, yo, I'm gonna 263 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,920 Speaker 1: fucking lose my mind. First of all, I had been 264 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,320 Speaker 1: in in Vancouver with the shooter the whole time, which 265 00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:53,120 Speaker 1: is I should be meditating. Why am I in there 266 00:17:53,119 --> 00:17:55,040 Speaker 1: making videos with him? I should be meditating when I'm 267 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:57,640 Speaker 1: in a room with that fuck. Number one. Number two, 268 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:01,679 Speaker 1: I got no sleep. Number three, I hadn't taken a 269 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:04,840 Speaker 1: proper ship all day, because when you travel, you can't 270 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:08,000 Speaker 1: ship properly. And you guys know, without deep diving into 271 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:12,399 Speaker 1: anything specific, because guys know how important it is for me, 272 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:15,600 Speaker 1: the gringo man dango, for me, the inflamed Oscar Nazi 273 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:22,040 Speaker 1: you know the history. Okay, you know the history. You 274 00:18:22,119 --> 00:18:25,199 Speaker 1: know my pedigree when it comes to my ships. You 275 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:28,960 Speaker 1: know my ship game is insane. And on top of that, 276 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,639 Speaker 1: I'm exhausted at this point. So I turned it on 277 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:38,520 Speaker 1: that tending to anger. I'm breathing. I'm breathing. I can't watch, 278 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,760 Speaker 1: I said to the lady. I said, is their internet 279 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,959 Speaker 1: on this flight? As soon as the flight went up, 280 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:45,760 Speaker 1: So it goes up an hour late, an hour late. 281 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:48,360 Speaker 1: It wasn't forty five, it was an hour late. They said, 282 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:50,840 Speaker 1: forty five minutes. That's just you know what that is. 283 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:54,119 Speaker 1: That's a little finger up the ass. Maybe you like that, 284 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:57,040 Speaker 1: maybe you don't. That's just a little finger up the 285 00:18:57,119 --> 00:19:01,159 Speaker 1: ass just to get you relaxed. My crap, you're probably 286 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,720 Speaker 1: saying that, don't get me relaxed. Eight to each his own, 287 00:19:05,119 --> 00:19:11,280 Speaker 1: to each his own. The point is it's Sunday football. 288 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:15,159 Speaker 1: I haven't been able to watch my games. I'm getting 289 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:19,840 Speaker 1: fucking texts on my Vancouver Fly. I couldn't watch any 290 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:23,920 Speaker 1: of the games on the Vancouver Fling, none of them. 291 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:28,359 Speaker 1: I'm in a war in my money league. I'm playing 292 00:19:28,359 --> 00:19:32,800 Speaker 1: that now. He's a skinny elephant. He's a deprived Skinny 293 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,760 Speaker 1: elean elephant Jason Kaplan, I'm playing him in the stern 294 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,480 Speaker 1: show League. I can't watch any of the games. And 295 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,159 Speaker 1: as soon as we get up, I go, we we 296 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,439 Speaker 1: a poll foo franchise. Um, do we have internet on 297 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,280 Speaker 1: this flight? She goes, Oh, no, I'm sorry, and I'm going, 298 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:49,479 Speaker 1: what the funk am I paying for? I mean first class? 299 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:54,280 Speaker 1: This bitch gives me wil did crackers, some bumass cheese, 300 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,360 Speaker 1: and some jam. I go, this is all we got 301 00:19:58,359 --> 00:20:01,639 Speaker 1: to eat. I couldn't eat in the airport because I 302 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,960 Speaker 1: was in fucking customs for an hour and twenty minutes. 303 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,560 Speaker 1: Why am I paying for first class? What the funk 304 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,520 Speaker 1: am I doing? And you don't have internet? In two 305 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,960 Speaker 1: I don't mean to complain, but the Iron Reports stereo 306 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,919 Speaker 1: podcast is therapeutic for me. I hope it's therapeutic for you. 307 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,360 Speaker 1: I hope you guys don't need to scream and yell 308 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:25,960 Speaker 1: as much as I do. Okay, I hope you could 309 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:31,000 Speaker 1: live vicariously through me venting at times. At times I don't. 310 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,880 Speaker 1: I don't want this to just be a vent session anyway. 311 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:37,200 Speaker 1: The bottom line is, like I said in the last 312 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:43,000 Speaker 1: couple of episodes, when we land, this tall, handsome Canadian 313 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,800 Speaker 1: pilot he's standing there outside the door looking like he 314 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:51,879 Speaker 1: wants a fucking tip. You fuck you were late. We're late, motherfucker. 315 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:56,360 Speaker 1: It's nine something on a Sunday. It's nine. I don't 316 00:20:56,359 --> 00:20:57,720 Speaker 1: know what time it is. I don't know if we're 317 00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,960 Speaker 1: doing military time. I don't know where. I don't know 318 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,480 Speaker 1: from it. I honestly didn't know if I was at 319 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:05,639 Speaker 1: LaGuardia or JFK. My wife said, are you coming from JFK. Look, 320 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,359 Speaker 1: I said, I don't know. It's not on my ticket. 321 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:12,119 Speaker 1: They're fucking military time. They're talking in French to me. 322 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:19,320 Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening here. Got home safe, got 323 00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:23,959 Speaker 1: home scene nah lying, got home safe, not saying I 324 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:28,320 Speaker 1: was out of my fucking tree. I was exhausted, tired, 325 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:32,840 Speaker 1: hadn't dropped the deuce, all banged up, all whacked out 326 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:39,520 Speaker 1: of line, okay, and then my wife's telling me that 327 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,119 Speaker 1: she's happy to see me. But she and who the 328 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,960 Speaker 1: fucking I don't I don't know, I said, baby, listen, 329 00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:48,080 Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a shower, I'm gonna unpack. I need 330 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:52,320 Speaker 1: to watch some football. I got deebo Samuel's playing in 331 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:56,000 Speaker 1: the game here. Okay, I got guys playing in this. 332 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,199 Speaker 1: I haven't watched football. You know what a Sunday is 333 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,080 Speaker 1: like during NFL, and you can't watch any fucking games. 334 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:03,359 Speaker 1: I don't have to sit there like a lunatick and 335 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,680 Speaker 1: watch all the games all day, every single Sunday. But 336 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:10,000 Speaker 1: I couldn't watch a snap. I'm a competitive fantasy football player. 337 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,880 Speaker 1: I'm a senior fantasy football analyst. I feel like I'm 338 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:19,480 Speaker 1: not doing my job. I got money on the fucking line. 339 00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:27,520 Speaker 1: Captain Picks is humming. Okay, it's all It's all happening. 340 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,120 Speaker 1: The bottom line is this. I made it home safe. 341 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:33,720 Speaker 1: I wasn't saying I watched some games. We watched episode 342 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,760 Speaker 1: three of the Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion, and I 343 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:40,000 Speaker 1: fell asleep like a bag of ship, I mean, boom 344 00:22:40,040 --> 00:23:02,679 Speaker 1: out podcast. Woke up though, Lashawna Tova, Las Shawnatoba. Happy 345 00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:09,320 Speaker 1: New Year, Happy New Year to all of my Jewish 346 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:16,120 Speaker 1: brothers and sisters. Okay, Las Shawnatoba, it is the new year, 347 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:20,760 Speaker 1: the year fifty seven eight three, and I'm getting more 348 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,400 Speaker 1: into my jewice ship and I'm just gonna dip into 349 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,720 Speaker 1: this really quickly. I'm getting into my jewe ship because 350 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,879 Speaker 1: there's a lot of people. There's a lot of people, 351 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:37,000 Speaker 1: and I'll be honest, I'll be transparent. Me and my wife, 352 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:43,320 Speaker 1: we watched the services this morning from the street. Ye 353 00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:47,080 Speaker 1: I watched the Rabbi, the cantor. We did a little praying, 354 00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:52,840 Speaker 1: we watched the services. There's a lot of people that 355 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:56,720 Speaker 1: don't like the fucking Jews. But you know who's not 356 00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:01,040 Speaker 1: going anywhere. You know who's got the biggest fucking mouth 357 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,679 Speaker 1: of all the Jews. To make sure you know that 358 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:06,600 Speaker 1: that we're not We're not running in the corner. We're 359 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:11,879 Speaker 1: not all little schmell dricks, little schmeckel dicks. Me you fuck. 360 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,440 Speaker 1: And the Rabbi would say, do it, do it with love. 361 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:19,840 Speaker 1: I'm not there, Rabbi, I ain't there yet. I'll work 362 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,240 Speaker 1: on it. I respect what you're saying. I know you 363 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:25,800 Speaker 1: want me to do it with love. I'm not there yet. 364 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:29,440 Speaker 1: But I'm letting you motherfucker's no out there. And I'm 365 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:34,000 Speaker 1: not talking to podcast people. I'm letting you motherfucker's no 366 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:35,480 Speaker 1: out there. I'm not listen talking to any of the 367 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,479 Speaker 1: rabbit pack, any of the people listening to his pockets. 368 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:42,240 Speaker 1: I'm talking to the the Fox. We ain't going anywhere, 369 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:48,360 Speaker 1: you Fox. We're resilient people. The Shatova. Happy new Year. Anyway, 370 00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:50,760 Speaker 1: As I said, I'm gonna be back doing shows on 371 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:55,000 Speaker 1: the road. I'm posting them all. Be all over the 372 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:59,480 Speaker 1: place the rest of the year. Back in Minnesota, Austin, 373 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:05,240 Speaker 1: Texas Is, Michigan, Royal Oak, Michigan St. Louis, be back 374 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:09,520 Speaker 1: in Miami, Portland again, pleasant In again. I'm a post 375 00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:13,679 Speaker 1: the whole Kitten Caboodle, Michael Repport Comedy dot Com and 376 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,840 Speaker 1: you know where I'm always at on Instagram and blah 377 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,199 Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. But I 378 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:22,440 Speaker 1: have to tell you, after catching up, finally catching up, 379 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:26,159 Speaker 1: after I made it home safe but not saying, but 380 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:33,840 Speaker 1: most importantly safe, it was another wacky, wonderful, sort of 381 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:40,720 Speaker 1: underwhelming week of NFL and fantasy football. Three weeks are 382 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:44,000 Speaker 1: in the books. Next week is week four. That's a 383 00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:46,240 Speaker 1: quarter of the No, it's not a quarter because now 384 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,320 Speaker 1: there's seventeen games. Well it's almost a quarter. It's like 385 00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:50,720 Speaker 1: a quarter and a half or a quarter in a quarter. 386 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:57,160 Speaker 1: Who then knows? Okay, But I saw the Highlights, saw 387 00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:01,199 Speaker 1: the film The Dust Brothers, Miles and Jordan's ak The 388 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:05,120 Speaker 1: Bleach Brothers Miles, Davis and Jordan went to respectfully. They 389 00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:07,280 Speaker 1: were filling me in on my flights while I was 390 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:10,760 Speaker 1: in customs and with the bullshit Internet, I don't want 391 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:14,959 Speaker 1: to get in there. We're off that, but we are 392 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:18,880 Speaker 1: up to speed. We watch the fucking games, We go 393 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:22,800 Speaker 1: through the stats, the statistics. We know what the funk 394 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:26,359 Speaker 1: is going on. So what I'm gonna do now is 395 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:33,360 Speaker 1: the weekly awards. Okay, the weekly awards, including the inaugural 396 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:37,639 Speaker 1: You're Dead to Me Award. Every week we're doing a 397 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:40,760 Speaker 1: couple of players who are dead to Me. You're Dead 398 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:45,159 Speaker 1: to Me a k A d t M. The DTM 399 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:48,639 Speaker 1: Award will be broken down this week. The four games 400 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,679 Speaker 1: I was excited to watch. The Bills and the Dolphins excellent, 401 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,800 Speaker 1: The Lions at the Vikings excellent, The Packers in the 402 00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:02,280 Speaker 1: Bucks Ship Show bore ring, the Niners and the Broncos 403 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,040 Speaker 1: which I got to watch pretty much the whole thing 404 00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:08,280 Speaker 1: again boring, defensive slogs does not matter if you win ugly, 405 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,480 Speaker 1: as long as you win. The Packers beat Tommy Botox, 406 00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:16,679 Speaker 1: Brady and Russell love Muscle squeaked out a boring, ugly 407 00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:22,080 Speaker 1: win first to forty niners. Like I said in Fantasy Football, 408 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:25,880 Speaker 1: I kicked the snot, I kicked the elephant snot out 409 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:29,880 Speaker 1: of Jason Kaplan and The Stern Show with Lamar Jackson 410 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:35,120 Speaker 1: with Lamar action Jackson as my QB. Now Jason Caplan 411 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:39,240 Speaker 1: is now a skinny, hungry elephant. He's lost almost a 412 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:43,240 Speaker 1: hundred pounds. Doesn't mean he's not an elephant, just means 413 00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:46,560 Speaker 1: he's a skinny elephant. Still has the soul of a 414 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:50,119 Speaker 1: big fat elephant. And I beat him up, beat him up, 415 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:55,920 Speaker 1: real nice and real proper like to me, Lamar Jackson 416 00:27:56,520 --> 00:28:02,720 Speaker 1: is by far the MVP killing it. Put his money 417 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:06,200 Speaker 1: where his mouth is. He's on a revenge tour and 418 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:09,400 Speaker 1: I love it. The problem with yesterday was is that 419 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:14,840 Speaker 1: Lamar helped me destroy the now skinny elephant Jason Kaplan, 420 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,960 Speaker 1: but he also destroyed me. I was going against Lamar 421 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,719 Speaker 1: Jackson in my money league. For those of you do 422 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:26,720 Speaker 1: not play fantasy football, that is what you call a conundrum. 423 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:30,560 Speaker 1: That's called a rock and a hard place, and uh 424 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:34,800 Speaker 1: it ain't comfortable. But the m v P Lamar Jackson 425 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:39,480 Speaker 1: and the Ravens pounded real nice and real proper, like, oh, 426 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:45,400 Speaker 1: Bill Belichick, your team sucks, Duke. They pounded the Patriots 427 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:51,280 Speaker 1: and New England. It was beauty full. Baltimore's only loss 428 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:55,240 Speaker 1: was on that comeback last week to Miami, who beat Buffalo. 429 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:57,560 Speaker 1: And I know, I said, and I give I'm giving 430 00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,240 Speaker 1: a shout out to the people in my d m s. 431 00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:03,120 Speaker 1: A couple of Miami people said there's no way Miami 432 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,880 Speaker 1: would beat Buffalo. Mike rap you said it. I did 433 00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,320 Speaker 1: say it. I said, no way Miami's gonna beat Buffalo, 434 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:10,920 Speaker 1: and there's no way that Miami would be able to 435 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:16,280 Speaker 1: beat Buffalo throughout the season. But I was wrong. Miami 436 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,640 Speaker 1: beat Buffalo at home to go three. And oh the 437 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:23,040 Speaker 1: game was wacky. The game was wild, The game was wonderful. 438 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:25,880 Speaker 1: I know that Buffalo is the sexy pick to win 439 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:30,400 Speaker 1: the Super Bowl, but their defense has some major problems, 440 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:35,080 Speaker 1: some major injuries to overcome. It's one game, it's Week three, 441 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:39,840 Speaker 1: but they lost to Miami in a fucking nutty game. 442 00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:42,880 Speaker 1: It was so nutty that one of their coaches went 443 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,880 Speaker 1: talk about going native. He went fucking nuts in the 444 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:50,240 Speaker 1: coach's booth. I have no problem with it. Break those 445 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:55,080 Speaker 1: fucking tablets, Tom Brady and these other coaches, break them, 446 00:29:55,160 --> 00:30:00,479 Speaker 1: kick them, punch them, throw him. I get it. If 447 00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,120 Speaker 1: I had a fucking tablet when I was on the 448 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,640 Speaker 1: customers line, I would have fucking I would have loved 449 00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:10,560 Speaker 1: to have a fucking tablet. I still like Buffalo. I'm 450 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,320 Speaker 1: not saying I don't like Buffalo, but they got some 451 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:16,000 Speaker 1: injuries they're dealing with. I also, I can't stand in 452 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,560 Speaker 1: the Philadelphia Eagles. I did tell you that the Eagles 453 00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:22,240 Speaker 1: will win the East, and I did say I am 454 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:26,120 Speaker 1: on record that the Giants are my dark horse. But 455 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:31,360 Speaker 1: the Eagles look they look legit. The offensive line gives 456 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:35,560 Speaker 1: Jalen Hurts all day back there. He's running, he's passing, 457 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,920 Speaker 1: He's totally fucking improved. Thank god, I don't have to 458 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:43,680 Speaker 1: rant on Joey Burrow because finally he showed up and 459 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:48,360 Speaker 1: Jetsons the Jetsons to another loss. He looked like his 460 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:53,160 Speaker 1: old self, sort of kind of almost. I need to 461 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,760 Speaker 1: see it next week, in the week after Joey Burrow, 462 00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:04,240 Speaker 1: because you have no idea. Oh no, joe Burrow, let's 463 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:10,080 Speaker 1: just say you have no idea how close you were 464 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:13,320 Speaker 1: and at this point I'm still gonna say how close 465 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:16,840 Speaker 1: you are to getting on my shipless and that's not 466 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:19,720 Speaker 1: a list you want to get on, Joey Burrow, I 467 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:42,240 Speaker 1: promise you. Oh yeah, I promise you. So this week 468 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:45,320 Speaker 1: we got some new Kids on the Block Award shout 469 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:47,280 Speaker 1: out to Donnie Warburg. Shout out the new kids on 470 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:52,320 Speaker 1: the block that are still performing, making the millfs, keeping 471 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:56,920 Speaker 1: the satin in the panties of the mills. The New 472 00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:00,200 Speaker 1: Kids on the Block award goes to the Jacksonville Jacks. 473 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:03,040 Speaker 1: I bet on them week one when they lost somehow 474 00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:07,080 Speaker 1: to the shitty ass Washington funk. What do they the 475 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:12,080 Speaker 1: fucking the Washington commanders. But since then they kicked the 476 00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:14,760 Speaker 1: piss out of the Colts and the charges to teams 477 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:19,080 Speaker 1: who definitely have eyes on the playoffs. The Jacksonville Jaguars 478 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:22,000 Speaker 1: thus far are the new kids on the block and 479 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,360 Speaker 1: they're doing the damn thing. Trevor with the good hair, 480 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:29,520 Speaker 1: was slinging that rock. Oh yeah, slinging it real nice 481 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:33,560 Speaker 1: and real proper. They got an attitude about them on offense, 482 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:37,840 Speaker 1: especially on defense with the number one overall pick Travon Walker. 483 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,600 Speaker 1: They get after the quarterback and they have one of 484 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,600 Speaker 1: their own. Like I said, Trevor with the good heir 485 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:47,000 Speaker 1: was slinging it. But they got a test coming up 486 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:52,239 Speaker 1: this week going against Philadelphia. Okay, and I'm gonna be 487 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:56,320 Speaker 1: putting and we're gonna be putting our picks like we 488 00:32:56,400 --> 00:33:00,120 Speaker 1: always do every day, not just in film, NBA, a 489 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:04,760 Speaker 1: major league baseball, hockey, lacrosse socker. I don't freezebe we 490 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:09,280 Speaker 1: do it all at captain picks dot com. Okay, speaking 491 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:13,560 Speaker 1: of captain picks dot com, time for the award presented 492 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:18,280 Speaker 1: by me and the think tank at captain picks dot com. 493 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:22,120 Speaker 1: This award is called They're Better Then You Think Award, 494 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:26,240 Speaker 1: and that goes to B. Drumroll the Atlanta Falcons. That's right, 495 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:30,120 Speaker 1: they are better than you think. Marcus Mariota is trying 496 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:33,960 Speaker 1: to prove he's not just a backup quarterback. Car Daryl 497 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,520 Speaker 1: Patterson is trying to prove he's a real running back. 498 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,840 Speaker 1: And they have a one two punch of Kyle Pitts 499 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:43,120 Speaker 1: and Drake London. They're going to be a problem. God 500 00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:46,080 Speaker 1: willing they stay healthy for years to come. They are 501 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:50,200 Speaker 1: better than you think. They would even be better then 502 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:53,480 Speaker 1: you already think if they had Calvin Ridley, who I 503 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:57,400 Speaker 1: need to remind you, is suspended for what a fucking asshole. 504 00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:02,040 Speaker 1: He's suspended for the season because he gambled on a 505 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:09,520 Speaker 1: four hundred dollar parlay when he was hurt. You dumb, fuck? Wow, 506 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:14,680 Speaker 1: Holy sh it, Calvin, Really, you dumb? For four hundred 507 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:18,920 Speaker 1: dollar parlay you gambled. Nonetheless, that is that they are 508 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:23,000 Speaker 1: better than you think award brought to you by Captain 509 00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:27,680 Speaker 1: Picks dot Com. The honorable mention they are better than 510 00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:30,080 Speaker 1: you think goes to the Detroit Lions, who should have 511 00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:34,120 Speaker 1: won that game in Minnesota. I've been talking about the 512 00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:37,719 Speaker 1: Detroit Lions. They are superseding what I thought was going 513 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:41,840 Speaker 1: to happen because watching them on HBO's Hard Knocks, I 514 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:45,040 Speaker 1: was like, there's no way. It never works out. Every 515 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:48,319 Speaker 1: team you put on HBO's Hard Knocks, it's just gonna 516 00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:50,000 Speaker 1: bite you in the A said last year, I don't 517 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,040 Speaker 1: know they won one game or two games or three, 518 00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:55,719 Speaker 1: but they look good this year. They have confidence, they're 519 00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,840 Speaker 1: well coached, they're tough, and they're playing fucking are and 520 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:02,440 Speaker 1: they should have beat Kirk fucking Cousins and the Minnesota Vikings. 521 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:05,520 Speaker 1: They're lucky. They won that game, or should I say 522 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:08,720 Speaker 1: the Detroit should have won that game. But the Atlanta 523 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:12,359 Speaker 1: Falcons and the Detroit Lands are better than you think. 524 00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,400 Speaker 1: Now it's time for the year Dead to Me Award. 525 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:19,920 Speaker 1: The d T M Award of the Week goes to 526 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:24,120 Speaker 1: Derek car There was talk of Derek Carr of the 527 00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:28,800 Speaker 1: loss Vegas Raiders being a Hall of Fame caliber quarterback. 528 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:36,680 Speaker 1: Getal Falk out of here. Unfortunately, Derek Carr just has 529 00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:39,319 Speaker 1: not been the same since he suffered that injury in 530 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,759 Speaker 1: that one season where he was on his way, in 531 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:45,759 Speaker 1: my opinion, to win m v P. It sucks. At 532 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,040 Speaker 1: that point they were in Oakland. Now they're in Vegas 533 00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:52,160 Speaker 1: and Derek Carr is a good quarterback, but him and 534 00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:55,520 Speaker 1: his Raiders are the only team in the NFL that 535 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:59,240 Speaker 1: are oh and three. Yes, he's made the Pro Bowl 536 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:02,280 Speaker 1: three times times, but the Pro Bowl is a flag 537 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,799 Speaker 1: football and skills competition. And it don't mean ship to me. 538 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,200 Speaker 1: You're dead to me. I hate to do it. I 539 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,800 Speaker 1: know you don't curse your fucking dead to me, Derek Carr. 540 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:20,640 Speaker 1: Davante Adams, John Madden is kicking and screaming in his grave. 541 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,480 Speaker 1: I'll just do it. Baby Davis from Brooklyn, New York 542 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:29,000 Speaker 1: a Rasmusul High School is kicking and screaming in his grave. 543 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:32,160 Speaker 1: Your O N three, Derek Carr, you're looking like straight ship. 544 00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:39,680 Speaker 1: Derek Carr has never won a single playoff game. Derek Carr, 545 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:44,040 Speaker 1: you and your Hall of Fame dreams are dead to me. 546 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,760 Speaker 1: D T M. But my player of the week, I'm shocked. 547 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,880 Speaker 1: This is a guy who I was so close to 548 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:55,880 Speaker 1: putting my face on wax and ranting and raving about 549 00:36:56,040 --> 00:37:00,239 Speaker 1: ta ta falua. I know I'm mispronouncing. You know what 550 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,440 Speaker 1: I gotta the next time I say his name, I'm 551 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,759 Speaker 1: gonna say it's so eloquently. I'm gonna learn your last name, 552 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,239 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna get it right because you fucking deserve it. 553 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:12,200 Speaker 1: You deserve it. The Miami Dolphins are three and oh two. 554 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:17,880 Speaker 1: Is a tough motherfucker. Everybody thought he was concussed, everybody 555 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:19,759 Speaker 1: thought he was done. He got knocked out of the game, 556 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:22,959 Speaker 1: came back to beat the Bills. It was impressive. Keep 557 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,920 Speaker 1: it up to a T. That is my player of 558 00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:30,240 Speaker 1: the week. Fuck man, you really turned it around, my friend. 559 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,640 Speaker 1: Those are the awards. Player of the Week is to 560 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:38,920 Speaker 1: a T. Dead to me, Derek Carr, They're better than 561 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:42,960 Speaker 1: you think. Atlanta Falcons. Honorable Mention goes to the Detroit 562 00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:45,360 Speaker 1: Lions and New Kids on the Block award goes to 563 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:50,720 Speaker 1: the Jackson Bill Jaguars. We're doing these awards all season long. 564 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:56,600 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yes. Now we got Week four coming up, 565 00:37:56,640 --> 00:38:00,760 Speaker 1: starting off Thursday, Miami at Cincinnati. These are the games 566 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:05,640 Speaker 1: I am excited about. Number one, Miami versus Cincinnati Thursday 567 00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:09,040 Speaker 1: night football dot done, done, done, du done. That's gonna 568 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,880 Speaker 1: be a fucking good game. We're dropping all our picks 569 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:16,160 Speaker 1: who you should bet on at captain picks dot com. 570 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:26,840 Speaker 1: Captain picks dot com. Like I said, football, baseball, volieve everything, soccer, lacrosse, rugby, 571 00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,960 Speaker 1: we do it all at captain picks dot com. Do 572 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,839 Speaker 1: you want to know who's gonna win? Do you want 573 00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,200 Speaker 1: to know who's gonna win? By the spread? Parlays? Who's 574 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,400 Speaker 1: gonna win? There? We do it all at captain picks 575 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,560 Speaker 1: dot com. So Thursday we got Miami at Cincinnati. Then 576 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:45,720 Speaker 1: Sunday the Bills versus the Ravens, Josh versus Lamar Jumbo Josh, 577 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:52,000 Speaker 1: First Action Jackson. Then we got the aforementioned Jaguars versus 578 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:55,280 Speaker 1: the Eagles. Then we got the Bears at the Giants 579 00:38:55,400 --> 00:39:00,520 Speaker 1: for personal reasons. Okay, I'll explain that later. Then we 580 00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:04,920 Speaker 1: got the Chiefs at the Bucks. My homeboy first, Tom Brady, Yo, 581 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:09,160 Speaker 1: that's gonna be a fucking game. Sunday Night football, Patrick, 582 00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:13,280 Speaker 1: my homeboy verse the Bucks Sunday Night Football, and Monday 583 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:17,080 Speaker 1: Night is the Rams verse the Niners, which is always good. 584 00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:23,399 Speaker 1: Speaking of Monday Night football, you remember when Monday Night 585 00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:29,920 Speaker 1: Football and Brett Farve, you knew it was gonna be special. 586 00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:35,399 Speaker 1: Remember that, Brett Farve, You're now a Monday Night funck 587 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:41,399 Speaker 1: boy First team All Ship bag. Brett Farve, you went 588 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,760 Speaker 1: from being a Hall of Famer to a Hall of shamer. 589 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:47,000 Speaker 1: You are now a first team All Ship bag. I 590 00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:51,919 Speaker 1: am Wrappports Tereo pod cast. Remember you're a pilot ship, 591 00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:59,240 Speaker 1: Brett Farve. Brett Farve was paid a million dollars follow 592 00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:04,760 Speaker 1: me now. That came from Mississippi welfare fund, a Mississippi 593 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:09,719 Speaker 1: welfare fund for speeches he never gave. Okay, he was 594 00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:14,120 Speaker 1: paid a million bucks from a Mississippi welfare fund for 595 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:19,280 Speaker 1: speeches he never gave. He also pushed for his college 596 00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:22,440 Speaker 1: in Mississippi to get a new volleyball center because his 597 00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,920 Speaker 1: daughter was playing there, which he knew was wrong. You 598 00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:27,480 Speaker 1: ain't got ct You're done, but you ain't that dumb. 599 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:31,600 Speaker 1: Then he doubled back and tried to get more funds 600 00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:36,759 Speaker 1: for a football training facility, stealing from the neediest of 601 00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:41,080 Speaker 1: the needy. This guy made up to a hundred million 602 00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:44,680 Speaker 1: dollars playing football. You can't donate it yourself. All your 603 00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:51,399 Speaker 1: Wrangler Jeans sponsorships, your copper sleeve bullshit companies. They didn't 604 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:55,360 Speaker 1: pay you enough, you scum bum. You made over a 605 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:59,000 Speaker 1: hundred million dollars in league from the Packers, the Vikings, 606 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,719 Speaker 1: and the Jets, and you steal from the poorest of 607 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:05,719 Speaker 1: the poor in your own home state, one of the 608 00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:10,080 Speaker 1: poorest in the country. Why isn't this all over the news. 609 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:12,000 Speaker 1: I had to rant about this this morning, and some 610 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,840 Speaker 1: people said I didn't know about it, and and I was thinking, 611 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,759 Speaker 1: that's why I had to rant about it, because let 612 00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:18,080 Speaker 1: me tell you something, if this has been Warren Moon 613 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:23,360 Speaker 1: or Randall Cunningham or Lawrence Taylor or pretty much anybody else, 614 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:27,280 Speaker 1: this should be all over the fucking the bleacher reports, 615 00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:32,040 Speaker 1: the ESPNS and all that stuff. Skip Shannon stephen A. 616 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,520 Speaker 1: They've mentioned it, but I needed to be mentioned more. 617 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:39,000 Speaker 1: Brett Farve is a pile of ship first Team All 618 00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:44,080 Speaker 1: Ship Bag. I am Rapports Stereo Podcast member twenty matter 619 00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:47,759 Speaker 1: a matter of fact, you're an inaugural first team All 620 00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:56,760 Speaker 1: Ship bag. Remember Brett Farve the Hall of Fame And coincidentally, coincidentally, 621 00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,600 Speaker 1: who does he play golf with? Who? Who's this guy? 622 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:06,239 Speaker 1: Picked Dick Donald Trump? Pick this? Coincidentally he's out there 623 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:11,960 Speaker 1: slinging a Bible app Brett Farve slinging about Mr Jesus, Mr, 624 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:15,120 Speaker 1: Mr America, Mr. You know I play with so much joy, 625 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:20,840 Speaker 1: you fucking scumbag, you slinging Bible apps playing golf with 626 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,520 Speaker 1: pick Dick Donald Trump. Of course, of course, of course 627 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,799 Speaker 1: you're now in the whole of shame. You fuck you. 628 00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:32,040 Speaker 1: And like I said, if it was Randall Cunningham, Warren Moon, 629 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,759 Speaker 1: this should be a bigger deal. Listen, I know that 630 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:42,520 Speaker 1: Michael Vick and the dog fighting sexier weirder, Okay, it's 631 00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,840 Speaker 1: just a weirder, sexier story to talk about dog fighting 632 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:49,320 Speaker 1: as opposed to stealing from the poorous of the poor. 633 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,040 Speaker 1: I need more people talking about this. I need more 634 00:42:52,080 --> 00:42:56,279 Speaker 1: people to know about this. Brett Farve, don't show your 635 00:42:56,320 --> 00:43:01,839 Speaker 1: face anywhere. I hope the people in Mississippi treat you 636 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,080 Speaker 1: like the piece of ship you are. Hope they run 637 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:07,200 Speaker 1: you out of your own home state. You fucking ship bag. 638 00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:13,080 Speaker 1: You Brett Farve, You fuck you. The one time Monday 639 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:17,719 Speaker 1: Night Football Star is now the Monday Night Fun Boys Star. 640 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:25,920 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah. Anyway, I'm done. I am done 641 00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:31,759 Speaker 1: ranting and raving. Fantastic museum quality. I am wrap pors, 642 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:34,719 Speaker 1: stereo pockets. Tell the friend to tell our friend Miles 643 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,839 Speaker 1: jourdan Ak to bleach brothers, ak the dust brothers. Let's 644 00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:41,480 Speaker 1: end this puppy five minutes of fury. Take me out 645 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,839 Speaker 1: of with something real nice. Take me addie with something 646 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,320 Speaker 1: real loud, but most importantly, end this puppy with something 647 00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:49,919 Speaker 1: real funky. I am wrappers, stereo pockets. I'm biggity out 648 00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:12,600 Speaker 1: in mine, mine, mine, Mine, mine