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Speaker 1: Then Jewel Show on demand. What I should say the

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Speaker 1: my house. No, I will not do that, absolutely not,

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Speaker 1: if that's what we're doing. I'm out, not because I

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Speaker 1: don't want to do it. Because I want to do it,

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Speaker 1: but I'm really bad at it. That's the sound today

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Speaker 1: and there's a lot of different ways that you could

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Speaker 1: use this. No, No, I will not do that, absolutely

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Speaker 1: not if that's what we're doing. I'm out. I don't

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Speaker 1: even remember what we were talking about when you said that. Christian,

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Speaker 1: that's obviously that's Christian, our digital producer me. Either could

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing it, not in the mood. Sorry. So

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Speaker 1: go grab that at the Jewel Show. Use it for

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Speaker 1: your social media. If you share a video using our

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Speaker 1: sound and we see it, we will reshare it on

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Speaker 1: our social media and thank you for doing it. We've

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Speaker 1: got a lot of people that are sharing videos and

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Speaker 1: some of them are pretty funny, some of them are

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Speaker 1: kind of weird, but thank you. For doing us are

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Speaker 1: kind of weird, but it's okay. This is for like

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Speaker 1: any overtime at all, being asked to do never, No,

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Speaker 1: I will not do that, absolutely not, if that's what

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Speaker 1: we're doing. I'm out overtime, definitely not. This is me

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Speaker 1: when I unfortunately found out where the male g spot

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Speaker 1: If that's what we're doing. I'm out. I'm confused. You

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Speaker 1: It's it's way. So you don't want to well things

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Speaker 1: happen one day. English seven, well maybe by Nember. English

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Speaker 1: just don't want it. Hey, you don't like pleasure, that's fine.

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Speaker 1: More for us. This is me whenever my friends want

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Speaker 1: to take shots because I cannot do shots. No, I

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Speaker 1: will not do that, absolutely not, if that's what we're doing.

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Speaker 1: I'm out vodka soda untill I fall over, but I

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Speaker 1: won't do I'm not with you. Go grab that sound

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Speaker 1: at the Jewel Show, follow all of individually, imageable fresh

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Speaker 1: at that. I'm at Evan on the radio and I'm

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Speaker 1: at Christian Grace now. And if you use that sound

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Speaker 1: for your social media, like I said, we'll share it

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Speaker 1: on ours. I just ordered smoothies from Doordosh. Well not just,

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Speaker 1: DoorDash a lot at home too. And we've never had

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Speaker 1: your smooth or Jewbil. It's the same. So either way

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Speaker 1: Prank happens every single hour on the twenties. We're about

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Speaker 1: phone Frank Mornings. Hello, Yeah, Hey, this is Chad calling

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Speaker 1: So please hold the hell. This is Alexis. Yeah, high Alexis.

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Speaker 1: fitness competition to win five hundred bucks, that's all I know. Well,

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Speaker 1: And we have zero tolerance for anybody who breaks the

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Speaker 1: what is rule number thirty five? You're only allowed to

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Speaker 1: drink two protein shakes per day and the rest of

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Speaker 1: your nutrients have to come from food. What what are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? I'm drinking protein shakes, so like I'm

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Speaker 1: how many shakes I'm taking? I'm looking at your chart here,

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Speaker 1: and then all the other days three. So that's definitely

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Speaker 1: it looks like you may need to speak to Evans,

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Speaker 1: so please hold this is even hi, Evan. Apparently I'm

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Speaker 1: being disqualified from the Fitness competition for fitness because some

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Speaker 1: rylem of this? What do you do? How are you

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Speaker 1: supposed to help right now? Well, I'm the private investigator

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Speaker 1: who's been tracking you, and I know how many protein

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Speaker 1: How is that even legal? You know what? Also, I

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Speaker 1: have noticed that you're getting less than eight hours sleep,

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Speaker 1: not the legal man. What is your first and last name?

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Speaker 1: Because this is book and I'm calling the cops. Please

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Speaker 1: hold Oh my god, song blank, fitness is Chad? Oh no,

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Speaker 1: not you, Yeah, it's me. It must speaking with. What

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Speaker 1: can I interest you in? Um? A entry level training package? No,

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Speaker 1: you are the who called me to this qualify me

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Speaker 1: ready because oh I'm bringing the heat, bringing the What

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Speaker 1: does that mean? Bringing the heat? It's above your pay grade, dude, Bro,

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Speaker 1: you don't how much money I make? Dude in the

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Speaker 1: front desk fitness, Dude, I have a fair guess at

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Speaker 1: how much you make. Bro. Well, no you don't because

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Speaker 1: this isn't even fitness. This is actually jewel from the

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Speaker 1: And this is actually English having from the Jewel Show.

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Speaker 1: And your girlfriend Lily's on the phone. Hey, it's a

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Speaker 1: phone prank. Your girlfriend Lily emailed us and told us

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Speaker 1: to this whole thing. Yeah, well you know, I just

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Speaker 1: I really think of protein shake farts. Wait till later,

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Speaker 1: okay with your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife? Yeah? Going to

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Speaker 1: Leon is on the phone today. Leon actually thinks that

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Speaker 1: his girlfriend, Christa, who's been together for a year with

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Speaker 1: wedding with her ex. Leon. Yes, what, so did she

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Speaker 1: But why would she go? Yeah, guys have an open

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Speaker 1: and this is kind of the same concept, and she's

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Speaker 1: admitting it though. Yeah. Yeah, at least you're admitting it.

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Speaker 1: Do you feel bad about it? I feel bad because yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I like going to the concerts and we

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Speaker 1: have a good time, but like, I'm not really that

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Speaker 1: into him, like as a boyfriend, and I can tell

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Speaker 1: he really likes me. Yeah, well, yeah, you watch word,

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Speaker 1: find a boyfriend and have him pay for your concert exactly.

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Speaker 1: We'll find a you know, you could get a job

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Speaker 1: and pay for your own, but she's a gold digger.

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Speaker 1: Either one of those options sound good, getting a new

429
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Speaker 1: boyfriend who wants to buy concert tickets or a job

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Speaker 1: and buy your own. I have a job, but I

431
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Speaker 1: do like the idea of being with someone who will

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Speaker 1: to the concert tickets with me and I actually like him,

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Speaker 1: versus it's being kind of the yeah, I could be

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Speaker 1: doing it better, so right, and then in the meantime,

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Speaker 1: just see if the guy that you're currently with likes

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Speaker 1: the situation. Go, look, I you're annoying. I don't really

437
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Speaker 1: like you that much. Like the concert tickets. We can

438
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Speaker 1: keep doing what we're doing. But once I find a

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Speaker 1: boyfriend who will buy me concert tickets, I'm out deal.

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Speaker 1: He might be into it. He might be like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's fine. I don't know, it's cool. That'd be great

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Speaker 1: if they're gonna they just be honest from the get

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Speaker 1: and you want have to worry about the stress of it.

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Speaker 1: He'll know that you're there for concert tickets and he'll

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Speaker 1: I don't know what he gets out of the deal,

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Speaker 1: but whatever he gets, he's getting, he gets a plus one.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you for telling us you're doing

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Speaker 1: a little secret The Jewel Show on Demand. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the i n N, The Idiot News Network where idiots

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Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. For Friday, April twenty second,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh and a study found

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Speaker 1: that it's not your fault. Your mother in law hates you.

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Speaker 1: You'll find out why she does in just a second,

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Speaker 1: But first, let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Frosen. Oh.

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Speaker 1: Remember the infamous scandal of the dude who bit off

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Speaker 1: an ear wall boxing? Yeah, Mike Tyson, Well, he's balking

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Speaker 1: the news for making a rain with someone else's blood.

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Speaker 1: Coming right up, I mean the Chevin and I have

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Speaker 1: the answer to why the chicken crossed the road. More

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Speaker 1: on that coming up in my story. I'm Christian Grace

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Speaker 1: Snow and the idiot, and my story proves the NFTs

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Speaker 1: are a bunch of bfing say. More coming up on

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Speaker 1: that in my story that's coming up before your first

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Speaker 1: story of the day in the i Ndadiant News Network,

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Speaker 1: the Report the News. It's true, it's not your fault

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Speaker 1: that your mother in law hates you. Really, Researchers found

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Speaker 1: that men and women both tend to have more conflict

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Speaker 1: with their mother in law than they do with their

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Speaker 1: own mother, and they think it has to do with

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Speaker 1: something called genetic conflict, especially when kids are involved. Basically,

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Speaker 1: we all unconsciously want to protect our core family members,

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Speaker 1: and when you've got kids, your in laws are genetically

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Speaker 1: tied to them too, so you're more likely to clash

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Speaker 1: because of it. I mean it sounds normal, sounds difficult,

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Speaker 1: like female stuff. Yeah, it's like hate full Yeah exactly.

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Speaker 1: I mean my mother in lawa like me? No, did

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Speaker 1: she ever? No, that's typical of me. Parents have never

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Speaker 1: It is pretty typical of me. Parents have never liked me,

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Speaker 1: even though I'm a really nice guy. My mother in

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Speaker 1: law has liked people better than me. For Alex, that

481
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:26,360
Speaker 1: were terrible. Literally, So anyway, if your mother in law

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Speaker 1: doesn't like you, don't worry about it. It's scientific. They're

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Speaker 1: not supposed to it shouldn't. This is the iron N,

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Speaker 1: the idiot news network where idiots aren't just in the

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Speaker 1: news far next story the day, Let's send it on

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Speaker 1: over to Alex Fresh, who I do think is perfect.

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Speaker 1: So I forget what we were doing IRONN And I

488
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Speaker 1: was like, I'm too excited to go ham about you know,

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Speaker 1: your mother, my mother. It's just, you know, important to

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Speaker 1: drop relationships that don't serve you. Yeah, very true, Yes

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Speaker 1: it is. Anyway, my story is about Mike Tyson because

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Speaker 1: he bloodied someone up again, you guys, again on a

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Speaker 1: freaking airplane though he was flying coach. Can you believe it?

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Speaker 1: Are you why he was? I don't know why he

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Speaker 1: was in coach. This guy was excited that Mike Tyson

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Speaker 1: was sitting in front of him, and so he wanted

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Speaker 1: a selfie. He got a selfie, but I guess he

498
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Speaker 1: was annoying Mike, and so Mike just started unleashing a

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Speaker 1: bunch of punches on him. Who left him all bloat

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Speaker 1: it up? Was he flying spirit? I mean, why was

501
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:26,359
Speaker 1: he still mad? It was Joe Blue reason he was.

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00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 1: He was annoyed by him. So he literally you could

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Speaker 1: in the video you just see Mike like over the

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Speaker 1: back of his chair just freaking going. That's crazy. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: ai ai ai ai. Also, that guy's got a credible story. Yes,

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Speaker 1: once I punched me on a plane and he goes

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Speaker 1: proof because there's several pictures, and there's one picture of

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Speaker 1: him right before happened where he's like h like pointing

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Speaker 1: at Mike like somebody else to take a picture too.

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Speaker 1: It's not even him escorted off the plane. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: that's all I have. Sending him back to you, Thank

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Speaker 1: you very much. This is the i n N, the

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For next story day, let's send it over to English.

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Speaker 1: Evan who is on location Louisiana. In Louisiana, Yes, where

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Speaker 1: a stray rooster showed up at a Popeye's Chicken restaurant.

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Speaker 1: So the employee he's adopted the bird and now named

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Speaker 1: him Rocco. They built him a coop beside the drive through,

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Speaker 1: and he is now a permanent resident. Okay, that's cute,

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Speaker 1: but also kind of sick, isn't it. Extremely that was

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Speaker 1: the first thought I had. He's living next to all

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Speaker 1: of his dead family, totally organic. You imagine if they're

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Speaker 1: feeding him chicken. Surely listen, probably are keeping it to

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Speaker 1: the fries. I hope that's how mad cow disease happened.

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Speaker 1: They feed cow to cow or they get mad cow disease. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's mad chicken disease a thing. So if a human

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Speaker 1: a a human, you get mad human. I don't. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the Indian News Network or idios aren't just in the

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Speaker 1: news our next story of the day. Let's send it

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Speaker 1: on over to Christian Grace now, who is on location

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Speaker 1: in Twitterland, where Twitter founder Jack Dor's first ever tweet

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Speaker 1: was sold as an NFT okay, and a guy bought

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Speaker 1: it for two point nine million dollars like a little

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Speaker 1: over a year ago and he wanted to help Gray's

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Speaker 1: money for charity, so he decided to try and sell

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Speaker 1: it for forty eight million dollars. Okay, that's what he listed.

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Speaker 1: Jacket was the first ever tweet, right what and he

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Speaker 1: gets so the owner of twitters, So it's a influencer

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Speaker 1: that got the tweet the original NFT year. That is cocky. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he decided to resell it like a year later for

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Speaker 1: profit and then give half the profits to charity. M

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Speaker 1: He listed it for forty eight million dollars and got

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Speaker 1: a whopping offer of two hundred and eighty dollars in

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Speaker 1: his face. Wow, he's a two hundred and eighty year

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Speaker 1: So that's why I say, you spend all these money

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Speaker 1: on NFTs, they can you can sell them for crazy

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Speaker 1: amounts of millions of dollars in profit years later. And

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Speaker 1: of course it's not going according to plant. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: a great day. You spent two million and on it.

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Speaker 1: What a loss. If you tweeted about it, it it could

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Speaker 1: definitely be summed up in less than two hundred eighty characters,

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Speaker 1: just four letters. That's not the effort I was thinking.

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Speaker 1: That was the iron whose network or idiots aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news. Tune in tomorrow the same time for

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Speaker 1: another hard hitting report from the I N N. Remember

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Speaker 1: you can follow the show on social media at the

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Speaker 1: Jewels Show. Follow all of us individually. I'm a Jewel

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Speaker 1: fresh at that Evan on the radio, and I'm a

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Speaker 1: Christian christ The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jewil

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Speaker 1: phone Frame Mornings. That's twenties. Hello, Yes, Hello, my name

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Speaker 1: is Theodore Devereaux and I was looking for Flora. This Flora,

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Speaker 1: Hello Flora. It's so nice to make you acquaintance over

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Speaker 1: the phone like this. It's unfortunately the situation I am

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Speaker 1: calling about is rather I'll rather say id one, but

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Speaker 1: I did want to say, I am so so sorry

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Speaker 1: for what. Well. I don't know if you noticed this,

567
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Speaker 1: but um, your mail receptacle in your mailbox outside of

568
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,960
Speaker 1: your house. It seems that somebody might have hit that

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Speaker 1: with their vehicle. And I was just calling about, yes,

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Speaker 1: and that was that person is someone that I know,

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Speaker 1: and I yes, and so on their behalf. I'm on

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Speaker 1: the call and say I'm so sorry about that. You're

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Speaker 1: calling on their behalf or who wasn't? Well it was me,

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Speaker 1: So I'm calling on my beff. I guess I'm calling

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Speaker 1: to say that I hit your mailbox. And I was

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Speaker 1: just drying along and I was looking at my cell

577
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Speaker 1: phone doing some lights on the Instagram and then just

578
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 1: heard the smash in the bang and then I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh that mailbox. Did that mailbox? God? And he just

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Speaker 1: laughed like you didn't even come in and say anything,

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00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 1: like you just laughed. And then three days later you

582
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Speaker 1: like heard it. Tell me that you're calling on to

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00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,719
Speaker 1: behalf of somebody else. Well, I'm calling on my behalf.

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Speaker 1: I guess I kind of misspoke there. I mean, technically

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Speaker 1: I am calling on my own behalf something. All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: if that's how you feel about it, that's how you're

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Speaker 1: gonna feel about it, and I'm not gonna change your mind.

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Speaker 1: What I am doing there is I'm calling to say

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Speaker 1: I'm so so sorry about that because I hit it,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, that mailbox dead, that mailbox gone.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. But I did not take off right

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Speaker 1: away because I did collect your mail, so I do

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Speaker 1: have some of your stuff, that's why. And now you're

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Speaker 1: telling me that you also took my mail, which is

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Speaker 1: a crime. Well, I've heard that's a feder that the

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Speaker 1: federal government does not like it. Sie, Like, you literally

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Speaker 1: just came in store my mail, bought them and store

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Speaker 1: my mail. That's a crime. Okay about the manor you're

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00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:31,239
Speaker 1: gonna keep the mail? What's going on? Well, that's why

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Speaker 1: I was calling y'all seeing if you wanted your mail back.

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Speaker 1: I found your phone number because I opened up a

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Speaker 1: few things. I had to just try to figure it

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Speaker 1: out how to get a hold of you. Should be

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Speaker 1: so arrested. You literally just come to crime. Do you understand? Well,

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Speaker 1: I can tell that you are upset as a queen

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Speaker 1: hornet that just had the hornets nest poke by a

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Speaker 1: stick and you want to chase that person around poked

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Speaker 1: with a stick and sting them all over. I can

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Speaker 1: just tell how angry you are, and I would just

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Speaker 1: be kind of the same. So I'm not even judging

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Speaker 1: you for it. What I am saying, though, really don't

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Speaker 1: even think you give at all. I don't know, I

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Speaker 1: mean I did. I cried actually when I hit your mailbox.

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Speaker 1: I was standing outside and I was crying because I

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Speaker 1: was like, no, honestly, I'm this was insane that mail.

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Speaker 1: I was staying that mailbox account if you say this

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Speaker 1: one more time, I'm gonna Are you gonna lose that?

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Speaker 1: You're gonna lose the mailbox. They don't even have the mail.

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Speaker 1: I have the mailbox. My god, do you think this

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Speaker 1: is enough proper? You're trying to make a joke. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't even making a joke. I think we are

622
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Speaker 1: just confused. We're having trouble communicating right now. But that's fine.

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Speaker 1: It happens in lives. I don't know what you think

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Speaker 1: he misplaced. You said you're gonna lose it. I know what.

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00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 1: I smashed the mailbox. Bring me back my mail right now. Okay,

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00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 1: well you want all of it, because some of it

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Speaker 1: was just garbage mail. There just was one credit card,

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00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 1: but don't worry about that. I shredded that so nobody

629
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 1: would get that. No, I didn't eat theft going on this.

630
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 1: You had a credit card in the mail sent to you,

631
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:48,040
Speaker 1: look like a debit card. Shredded my credit card. You

632
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 1: went to my mail, you smashed my mailbox. I'm gonna

633
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 1: cull the police on you. I'm literally gonna call police

634
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: on you, all right. Well, if you call the police

635
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 1: on me, I just might call him on you and

636
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 1: then now we get yourself into a police battle and

637
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 1: my police. Can my policeman some day dance any a

638
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: dance off with your cops? Yes it is. This is

639
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,240
Speaker 1: actually Jewel from the Jewels Show doing a phone prank

640
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 1: on you. No no, no, no, no no, yeah, this

641
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 1: is Jewel from the Jewel Show and your boyfriend Ramon

642
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 1: set you up. Your mailbox got destroyed. Somebody hit it

643
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,520
Speaker 1: the other day and you wanted me to mess with you. Yes,

644
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 1: I was really upstarted. I am so sorry about that.

645
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 1: But that mailbox did that mailbox is got home. So

646
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show on Demand First Day follow Up. Sasha

647
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,799
Speaker 1: is on the phone today for a first day follow

648
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:41,400
Speaker 1: up and he's not getting a call back from a

649
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,720
Speaker 1: woman named Mandy. His email says pretty much the standard stuff.

650
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 1: I don't know why she's not calling it back. It

651
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 1: did say one thing. It said, I almost smashed smashed,

652
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 1: but then got stopped. Oh so sorry that happened to you. Blocked. Yeah,

653
00:34:55,960 --> 00:35:00,120
Speaker 1: sorry that happening to you, Sasha. Yeah, before we get

654
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:01,879
Speaker 1: into things, how long has it been since you heard

655
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 1: from Sash from Mandy? Been a couple of weeks? And

656
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 1: how many times have you tried to reach out to

657
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: her since I mean, you know, every other night, every

658
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 1: other night, what every other night? That's a lot. So

659
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: she how she responded to you at all? No, it

660
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,279
Speaker 1: might be a bit much. Well what did you guys

661
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 1: do for your dates? First off? I just want to

662
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 1: mention that she was a smoke show. She's really hot.

663
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 1: I really wanted to hook up with her, so I

664
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:37,439
Speaker 1: wanted to make it so you didn't really care about

665
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 1: like dating or dating her. This was just you're just

666
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:45,359
Speaker 1: trying to go out and hook up. Yeah. I think

667
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: I'm young. I think I deserve to have a little fun.

668
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:52,759
Speaker 1: So was she aware of this? Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

669
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 1: I mean I'm pretty intentional about how I how I

670
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 1: speak to girls. So as long as you go into

671
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 1: it being honest, then I don't see anything wrong with that.

672
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 1: That's what you want to do, that's what you want

673
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 1: to do. What you should definitely not try to play

674
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 1: it off of something else. Yeah, I mean I'm not

675
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it in that way because I think

676
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 1: it's really sterile. I'm really just flirting a lot, and

677
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 1: you know, I'm showing sexual interest, and I think the

678
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 1: woman should get the clue. Yeah, No, I totally agree. Okay, wait,

679
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:29,319
Speaker 1: how did you meet her gender? Okay, yeah, yeah, she

680
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 1: should kind of know exactly. All right, Well, what did

681
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 1: you guys do? I took her to the beach, um,

682
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 1: and uh, I know, chicks love picnic, so I just

683
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: I did a little picnic thing, and I figured the

684
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:47,359
Speaker 1: beach would be perfect because I don't want to show off,

685
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 1: but I kind of do. I have a really nice body.

686
00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:52,759
Speaker 1: I go to the gym a lot, and uh, I

687
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 1: want to show that off. So you took her on

688
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: a picnic, so you could, you know, give her the

689
00:36:56,520 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 1: gun show show off your muscles a little bit. Yeah.

690
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 1: And did she seem into them? Yeah? She kept making

691
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 1: uh you know, sexual comments and what was she saying?

692
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,360
Speaker 1: Don't she didn't want me to turn her on in

693
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 1: public like that? You know? Wow? Okay, all right, okay,

694
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:19,759
Speaker 1: so she was definitely it seemed like down and she

695
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 1: was into what you were into. Just looking for a

696
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:25,320
Speaker 1: just looking at hook up, Yeah, I mean work. We

697
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:29,320
Speaker 1: went back to her house and we were messing around

698
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,360
Speaker 1: a little bit um, but we didn't have sex. We

699
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:37,359
Speaker 1: both took a few shots um of alcohol and then

700
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 1: you just started messing around and then she just she

701
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: got kind of weird, and she started saying that she

702
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:50,040
Speaker 1: has worked early in the morning and that she kind

703
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 1: of did this thing where she's kind of like, you know,

704
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:56,400
Speaker 1: not really looking at me and kind of like acting

705
00:37:56,560 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: different and being like really weird. What do you think? Okay,

706
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,440
Speaker 1: nothing that Yeah, I mean, I don't really know what happened.

707
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:07,920
Speaker 1: We're just nassing around and then she just got weird.

708
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 1: So she says she had to go to work, and

709
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:13,240
Speaker 1: I'm guessing you left at that point. Yeah, there's nothing

710
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 1: to do after that. Did she say anything about calling

711
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:20,959
Speaker 1: her again, going out again, meeting up again? She say

712
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:25,280
Speaker 1: she said something about, you know, talk sooner or something

713
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 1: weird like that. Yeah, that doesn't scream and nothing. Yeah,

714
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:32,479
Speaker 1: And I'm pretty bummed about it because I think that

715
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: we we had good chemistry. We'd have a lot of

716
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 1: fun together. All right. I just wanted you just want

717
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:40,799
Speaker 1: to finish what you started, huh, Ballylee. If we can

718
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 1: get that done, all right, we'll plays on come back

719
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 1: and then call her and try to figure it out

720
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 1: in your first day follow up A guy thing, Yeah,

721
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 1: we'll do it next. It's a jewel show in the

722
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 1: middle of a first day follow up and on the

723
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:54,319
Speaker 1: phone with us is Sasha. Sasha emailed us because he's

724
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 1: not going to call back from a woman named Mandy.

725
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 1: They met on tender and Sasha there's no shame in

726
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 1: his game. He says that he just looking to hook

727
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 1: up with people. And Mandy also knew that when they

728
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: went out on a date, they went on a picnic,

729
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 1: went back to her house, messed around a little bit,

730
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 1: but then all of a sudden, she's told him that

731
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,040
Speaker 1: she had to go to work early and kicked him out,

732
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:12,720
Speaker 1: and she hasn't talked to him since and he doesn't

733
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:16,399
Speaker 1: know why. And Sasha, you swear you didn't get weird. No,

734
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 1: she's not calling you back, and we're gonna call her

735
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 1: right now, see if we can figure it out. You ready, Yeah,

736
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Hello him, I speak to Mandy. Please, Um,

737
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,719
Speaker 1: this is she, Mandy? How are you? This is the

738
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 1: Jewel Show. My name is Jewel. Mine's all ex fresh

739
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,919
Speaker 1: Mind's English Evan and the Jewel Show is a radio show.

740
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 1: And now we're on the phone with you. Okay, I

741
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: mean I've heard of you, but why are you calling me?

742
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 1: We do a second show called First Date follow Up.

743
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 1: That's where if you go out on a date with

744
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 1: someone and then end up not calling them back after

745
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,959
Speaker 1: they can email us to get you on the phone

746
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 1: and find out what happened. And we got an email

747
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 1: about you from somebody who does listen to the show,

748
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:13,959
Speaker 1: probably more than you. Okay, his name is Sasha. Yeah,

749
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:17,279
Speaker 1: we went out, we know that, Well, we don't know

750
00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:18,879
Speaker 1: is the reason that you're not calling him back. So

751
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,719
Speaker 1: Sasha emailed us and he told us a little bit

752
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:22,720
Speaker 1: about your day. He said that you guys met on tender,

753
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:26,319
Speaker 1: went to when I had a picnic, and then went

754
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 1: back to your place and started messing around a little bit,

755
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:29,360
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden you said you had

756
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,160
Speaker 1: to get up early for work, and then you tell

757
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 1: him to kick rocks. Yeah okay, yeah, well I mean,

758
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 1: if you want the truth, well he told us that

759
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:45,440
Speaker 1: he's like super hot and in shape. Is that true? Yeah?

760
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,720
Speaker 1: I mean he really was like really really good looking.

761
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,960
Speaker 1: I mean, if we're gonna be honest, we really didn't

762
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 1: talk that long and tender, and it was really for

763
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 1: me going to be pretty casual, like a hook up. Okay,

764
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:02,239
Speaker 1: that was kind of It's kind of my intention. So

765
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 1: then what happened, Yeah, like I can't believe you took

766
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 1: him back over to your house. Yeah, after one day

767
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 1: of talking. I mean he was really good looking. We

768
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 1: were flirting. You know, there's just was chemistry there. I mean,

769
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 1: if he closed his mouth more, it actually would have

770
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 1: been better. I mean, honestly, the conversation wasn't that great,

771
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 1: but I just, you know, it was wanting to have fun.

772
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 1: I want to have a fling, you know, I just

773
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,040
Speaker 1: wanted to have a fling. And is that what ruined

774
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 1: it for you? The conversation. Uh? Now, I didn't ruin

775
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 1: it for me. I mean because I knew, you know,

776
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:41,319
Speaker 1: what I wanted, and so we went back to my

777
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 1: place and we were messing around. I mean the kissing

778
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 1: was good. I just I don't embarrass him. But I

779
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 1: mean his arms are like amazing, like his biceps. It's like,

780
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 1: I mean, he is a fit, big guy. Like I mean,

781
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 1: this is like everything you picture like on the cover

782
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 1: of a harlequin romance novel. I swear it was like

783
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: so good looking, Okay, I mean it was all physical

784
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 1: and why not look up with him well, and so

785
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 1: his physical well it wasn't very big. Um oh, I

786
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:27,240
Speaker 1: mean it was like um fun size and like little

787
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 1: Snickers bar and that's all the cuns. So you're saying

788
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 1: he's big everywhere except the place where you were hoping. Yeah,

789
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 1: I was like, it's so bad. That's got to be

790
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:43,359
Speaker 1: super disappointing. You think somebody's so hot and then it's

791
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:47,879
Speaker 1: just like, well, it was like there doesn't I mean,

792
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 1: it was just like bad. Oh, sorry to hear that.

793
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:53,879
Speaker 1: If it's that bad. I'm sure Sasha is aware of that,

794
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 1: or maybe not. Maybe he doesn't know. We could tell him.

795
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 1: He doesn't know now though, what do you mean? Well,

796
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 1: I mean he knows now because he's actually on the

797
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 1: line listening and wants to talk to you. Oh my god, Sasha,

798
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 1: are you still there? Yeah? I'm still there. Um, Hi, Sasha,

799
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 1: didn't I didn't tell me that you were on the phone.

800
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 1: I'm I am so sorry, Sasha. Is this is a

801
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: problem that you know you have? No, it's not a problem.

802
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 1: I mean, are you serious? Yeah, it's not a problem.

803
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 1: I mean I don't I don't know who you've been

804
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 1: sleeping with. But maybe you just don't know that. Good

805
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 1: sex isn't about that, So I don't I don't know. Oh,

806
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: so you're gonna play the card that it's how you

807
00:43:55,719 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 1: use it now. I mean, now you can plays, but

808
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 1: you know it's it's based on track. So that's you know,

809
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:09,400
Speaker 1: women based on emotions. Men, we based it on fact,

810
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 1: and that's just factual. You can message hundreds of the

811
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:15,839
Speaker 1: girls that I've been with and they can tell you, Jack,

812
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 1: maybe they're scared. Hundreds of the girls. I think that

813
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 1: might be an exaggeration too. Now, after hearing about your

814
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:24,800
Speaker 1: downstairs all right, bro, virgin, bro, it sounds like you

815
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 1: might be slightly below average. Well I've never gotten the

816
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 1: complaint before, so okay, well you know what's gonna like

817
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,799
Speaker 1: actually say it to your face. I mean, nobody wants

818
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 1: to be mean. I mean they know that, you know.

819
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 1: Would you if if like a guy had a real

820
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:43,320
Speaker 1: small one like that, would you tell him if you

821
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 1: knew that you weren't going to date him for a

822
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:46,880
Speaker 1: long long time, would we just stopped talking to him?

823
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,359
Speaker 1: I would ghost him, done it plenty of times, right,

824
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:50,879
Speaker 1: But you wouldn't tell him. You wouldn't be like, hey,

825
00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 1: you have a real small one. That's why I'm not

826
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:54,320
Speaker 1: talking to you, right, yeah, Because they don't want to

827
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 1: be mean to you. And it's all that's probably why

828
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 1: you know it's an awkward conversation to have. I'll tell

829
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 1: you how you can tell, though. I think, based on

830
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 1: my experience, that there's a code word for it if

831
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 1: they don't think it's big and they don't want to

832
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 1: tell you and like you ask them about it, or

833
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 1: they feel like they need to share about your stuff.

834
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 1: Has anybody ever called it perfect? Yeah? Yeah, Usually that

835
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 1: means it's not big enough. How do you know that,

836
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 1: jubil I don't know. It's a joke I used to

837
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 1: do on stage. It's not working here obviously. He's never complained,

838
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 1: and you know, you never even got a chance to

839
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:33,479
Speaker 1: see in its full capacity, So I don't know. Yeah,

840
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 1: I didn't see it because I felt it. All right, Well,

841
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask a question anyway, Mandy, would you like

842
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,120
Speaker 1: to watch with Sash again on another date? We'll pay

843
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:46,800
Speaker 1: for it. I'm as they know. No, don't want to

844
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,839
Speaker 1: give it another shot and see if full bloom is

845
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: is more than what you No. No, I'm good. All right, Well,

846
00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 1: thank you for being honest with us and Sasha. Yeah, man,

847
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:01,919
Speaker 1: I'm sorry it doesn't sound like oh okay her loss. Yeah, Well,

848
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:05,800
Speaker 1: I actually I already lost her number. So yeah, hi guys,

849
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:09,880
Speaker 1: thanks all right, well, thank you. The Jewels Show on demand,

850
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret, Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? How

851
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:26,360
Speaker 1: are you good? Good? I'm glad that you're good. Do

852
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 1: you want to tell us a little secret? Yeah? Go

853
00:46:29,520 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 1: for it. Man, can't wait to hear it. My um.

854
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 1: Dirty Little Sacred is one drunken night I like. I

855
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 1: started at a bar and I started French kissing, like

856
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:45,360
Speaker 1: my best friend's mom, and one one thing left to

857
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 1: another and we ended up Adam Park and we end

858
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 1: up having sex with Park. What's your best friend's mom? Yeah,

859
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:57,399
Speaker 1: my best friend's mom at Adam Park. Are you still

860
00:46:57,400 --> 00:47:00,560
Speaker 1: best friends? Yeah? Oh? Does he know? You don't know

861
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:06,320
Speaker 1: about it? To this day, it's like fifteen years later,

862
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 1: I don't know about it, Jubil Bry, you understands that,

863
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 1: you know, drunken night. Yeah, I've had a lot of

864
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 1: drunken nights in my life. I never hooked up with

865
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 1: my best friend's mom though, Yeah you remember? Yeah, who knows?

866
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 1: I mean there are some nights I don't remember. And

867
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 1: if he did, it wouldn't be in a park. Well,

868
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:24,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. He looked up on people's doors. This

869
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 1: is true. I take that back. I've done something apart before,

870
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 1: but that was when I was because he was there.

871
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 1: He was couldn't go back to her house because our

872
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 1: daughter was there. Oh wow, Oh I got you. So

873
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:37,160
Speaker 1: he was hanging out of your house. His sister was

874
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:40,839
Speaker 1: at her house. So we're in the park, picnic table

875
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 1: in a barbary lot. Oh yeah, all right, so he

876
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 1: didn't get out. So what did I mean? Do you

877
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 1: still have to see her? Like the front of her?

878
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:00,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I actually hate our Later I had to

879
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 1: see her. That was the weirdest part of my life.

880
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 1: Where did you have to see her at? I was

881
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 1: with my best friend? Sure, I'm sure you've seen her

882
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:13,439
Speaker 1: a lot since Yeah, since then, I saw her a lot.

883
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:17,239
Speaker 1: Have you guys hooked up other than that one time? No?

884
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 1: Just one time. But still it was weird. Yeah, that

885
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,360
Speaker 1: would be weird and an awesome story. No matter what

886
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,200
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, not a lot of people have

887
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:27,799
Speaker 1: that story. You're bad. You can't share the story with

888
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: your best friend for youe me, Oh, no question for you.

889
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:40,319
Speaker 1: Would you do it again? Probably not? Oh? Wow? Wow?

890
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:48,839
Speaker 1: She too old? Now she got fat? Oh god, Oh

891
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:56,759
Speaker 1: that's hilarious. Well, thank you for telling us your very

892
00:48:56,760 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 1: little secret. N that was amazing. Are your wall have

893
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 1: a good one? Man? You too? That was good some

894
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 1: of that stuff out, But trust me, it's as funny

895
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:16,840
Speaker 1: as it sounds. English haven't just walked out, just missed

896
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 1: you just to the longest crop of your life, missed

897
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:22,840
Speaker 1: the most epic, dirty little secret we've had yet. We

898
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:24,919
Speaker 1: have to be about a couple of things. He said

899
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 1: that he his best friends you want and then at

900
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 1: a park in a park one time, only one time

901
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:39,439
Speaker 1: because he hasn't done it since because she got too bad.

902
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:47,480
Speaker 1: That's what he's done it again. She was his friend

903
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 1: doesn't know. I'm guessing they're not friends anymore. He sees

904
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:57,480
Speaker 1: the mom all the time. So if you had the

905
00:49:57,480 --> 00:49:59,319
Speaker 1: same option to do to one of your friends moms,

906
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 1: who would that be? Oh my? What? Well, you got

907
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 1: to have friends first, I guess. Yeah, if you had

908
00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 1: to be like English, even if you had to do

909
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:10,640
Speaker 1: that with one of your friend's moms, what friend would

910
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 1: you choose? A name? Not choosing that, I'm sorry, I'm

911
00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 1: not saying who it is. So you have one? No,

912
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:19,319
Speaker 1: I'm in a relationship, you know. I used to tell

913
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,239
Speaker 1: my friends I would want to sleep with their dads. Okay, okay.

914
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:25,800
Speaker 1: Christian which Froth had a principal dad grow when we

915
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 1: were in like high school, and I was like, I

916
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:30,160
Speaker 1: wish he'd take me to the office, and you know

917
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 1: what she did laugh, it's theoretical. Theoretically speaking, then I

918
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 1: would say, who's the best looking? Let me think quickly.

919
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:43,760
Speaker 1: I just think it's so uncomfortable r now, because English

920
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,440
Speaker 1: even obviously wants to hook up with all of his

921
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 1: friends moms talk about he just can't pick which one

922
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 1: show on demand. You guys want to see how to

923
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 1: get every single person listening right now to pay attention. Yeah,

924
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:01,360
Speaker 1: Netflix is changing for good and it might be going away.

925
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:06,440
Speaker 1: What whoa Yeah? See, you can talk about anything anything

926
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,759
Speaker 1: when you're in this business, and some people will ignore you.

927
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:10,839
Speaker 1: If some people will listen, but there there's a good

928
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:12,759
Speaker 1: portion of people that will be like, ah, whatever, I

929
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 1: don't care no matter what you talk about. When you

930
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 1: do this job, it's the Jewel Show. Except when you

931
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 1: say that Netflix might be going away, people will listen.

932
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:22,759
Speaker 1: So thank you for listening right now, and for real,

933
00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 1: if you haven't seen it, Netflix is going to be

934
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 1: changing big time, because for the first time in ten years,

935
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 1: Netflix is losing subscribers. According to a report, the streaming

936
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 1: platform lost two hundred thousand subscribers globally. Wow, and from

937
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 1: the looks of things, more losses are coming over the

938
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:42,160
Speaker 1: next few months. So they're losing subscribers like crazy at Netflix.

939
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:46,719
Speaker 1: Netflix thinks that they could lose two million subscribers. How

940
00:51:46,760 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 1: many do they have total? Netflix still is the largest

941
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,240
Speaker 1: streaming platform. They have two hundred and twenty two million

942
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 1: subscribe twenty two million subscribers. But they keep losing millions

943
00:51:57,960 --> 00:51:59,800
Speaker 1: and millions of subscribers. Well, yeah, because they're just not

944
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 1: like the best dreaming company. Be honest, the content simply

945
00:52:03,760 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 1: is not there. Like whoever updated if it wasn't for Ozark,

946
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:08,400
Speaker 1: I don't even know what the last new program they

947
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 1: would have had out was. And they never have any

948
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 1: of the good old stuff either. Now, I've always noticed

949
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,120
Speaker 1: that whenever I've gone to Netflix, Like as soon as

950
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:16,800
Speaker 1: Netflix first came out, I loved it. I was like,

951
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 1: Netflix is great, even when they would send you the

952
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 1: CDs DVD, when they would send you the DVDs Netflix

953
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 1: way back right, and then when when they started being

954
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 1: able to just stream movies. I was like, this is great,

955
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 1: except they never had anything I wanted to watch ever,

956
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 1: and then their original series they're barely coming out with

957
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:37,280
Speaker 1: any anymore. They just don't have good programming on Netflix.

958
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 1: I feel like, which actually in a way, because I

959
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:41,239
Speaker 1: do stand up comedy. One of my goals in life

960
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 1: was to have a Netflix special because at the time,

961
00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 1: Netflix was giving special to every single comedy special. There's

962
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 1: like they were like Oprah with cars, because you get

963
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,880
Speaker 1: a comedy special, you get a comedy special. And I

964
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:53,360
Speaker 1: actually had some conversations where I was going down the

965
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 1: road of a special with Netflix, but I didn't get

966
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 1: anywhere with it. But now that they're losing subscribers and

967
00:52:58,360 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 1: going away, I might actually be able to get it.

968
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 1: So I makecited about that. I'm excited that's going to

969
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 1: be watching. Yeah, at least I could say I had one.

970
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,440
Speaker 1: I think it's weird because at the beginning of the pandemic,

971
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 1: like Netflix was I think a huge go to for

972
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:14,759
Speaker 1: a lot of people, King exactly, and I feel like

973
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:17,240
Speaker 1: the Tiger King was the last big thing that Netflix.

974
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:19,719
Speaker 1: I agree. Yeah, I feel like they got comfortable or

975
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:22,279
Speaker 1: something and just I don't know. I don't never have

976
00:53:22,320 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 1: anything new. I think even the executives at Netflix, because

977
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:26,440
Speaker 1: that was the last big thing they had and they

978
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 1: haven't anything since. They're sitting around like that Carol basking

979
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 1: until spin off. Then they're really gonna lose her. I

980
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 1: don't know. I just watched one show on Hulu for

981
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:40,799
Speaker 1: the first time, the Kardashians, Like I don't watch TV,

982
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,880
Speaker 1: Like I don't watch anything anyways, but Jule and I

983
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 1: we decided to and went to kardash Land. It was

984
00:53:45,560 --> 00:53:47,800
Speaker 1: so different than how they did it on E And

985
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 1: they try to make them funny. Yeah. I never watched

986
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 1: the episodes of the other Kardashians show, and Alex and

987
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 1: I were watching this and she pointed out that they

988
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 1: were trying to make them funny. I didn't know they

989
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:58,280
Speaker 1: weren't already kind of funny because I was actually angry

990
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,680
Speaker 1: at myself a few times when him said something that

991
00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,799
Speaker 1: Kim was talking to the camera or Courtney was talking

992
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:04,719
Speaker 1: to the camera and went and I was just laugh

993
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 1: at a Kardashiant. Okay, whoever wrote the scripts, good job

994
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:14,400
Speaker 1: the ads though the ads were obnoxious. It was a

995
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:16,759
Speaker 1: minute and a half of commercials like I used to

996
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:18,439
Speaker 1: have to watch when I was a kid. I haven't

997
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:21,880
Speaker 1: had to watch commercials in like fifteen years, like the Comcast.

998
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:26,360
Speaker 1: When I saw Cable the DVR fast forward right through it. Ye,

999
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 1: holy crap or should I say holy pee? What? They

1000
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:35,719
Speaker 1: had a commercial during the Kardashians on Hulu that blew

1001
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,560
Speaker 1: my mind? What you don't know what I'm talking about?

1002
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 1: Baby pregnancy one after pregnancy one? Yeah? Yeah, have you

1003
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:46,440
Speaker 1: guys seen that commercial? No? Describe? Oh my goodness, why

1004
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:49,440
Speaker 1: do you look scared? Because I'd never want to have

1005
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 1: a baby. I don't think I can, but I definitely

1006
00:54:54,239 --> 00:54:56,880
Speaker 1: never want to watch that commercial. It started off and

1007
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,719
Speaker 1: there's this commercial of this woman laying in bed and

1008
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:01,239
Speaker 1: she sits up and she looks like everything hurts, okay,

1009
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:03,279
Speaker 1: like she's a new mom. I didn't know that yet,

1010
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 1: just to me, because I have no no what a

1011
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:07,840
Speaker 1: new mom looks like. I'm like, well, it looks like

1012
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:11,319
Speaker 1: she's sore, and then she's been running. She gets up

1013
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 1: and goes to the bathroom. I still didn't even really

1014
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:15,680
Speaker 1: get that. It was a new mom with an unflattering

1015
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 1: net underwear, not the sexy kind. Yeah, she's wearing these

1016
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:21,879
Speaker 1: net like diaper things and then it shows her pull

1017
00:55:21,960 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 1: down this diaper and then you just see the diaper

1018
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 1: come down. You see like water bottle and her squirting

1019
00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:29,239
Speaker 1: water on hers putting the diaper back on, and then

1020
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 1: laying back down all gingerly because she's hurting because it

1021
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:35,760
Speaker 1: just had a baby. And I was like, that doesn't

1022
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:37,840
Speaker 1: look fun at all, Like this hadn't been within like

1023
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:40,239
Speaker 1: the first week of coming home. So the only other

1024
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 1: parent in here is brad Our executive. Pretty certain he's

1025
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 1: not a mom. Obviously he didn't have to supprits his

1026
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:47,920
Speaker 1: vegage area, But did you see your wife at the

1027
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 1: time have to suprits her area with a bottle? And

1028
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,799
Speaker 1: so it doesn't sting you. I've chosen to forget most

1029
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:57,399
Speaker 1: of it. Yeah, just find me and move along, dude.

1030
00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:58,840
Speaker 1: I blocked down and tell I saw the commercial. I'm like,

1031
00:55:58,840 --> 00:56:00,759
Speaker 1: oh yeah, and it was just like really, honestly, I've

1032
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,200
Speaker 1: never seen anything. Nobody ever sees that part of it,

1033
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 1: which so it's weird for me to see. Like I

1034
00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:06,439
Speaker 1: don't watch commercials, so I'm like, I don't know what's

1035
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:08,719
Speaker 1: on the TV. But I was surprised for them to

1036
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:11,360
Speaker 1: be showing that. After the commercial came on, it was

1037
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:13,520
Speaker 1: quiet in the room for a second because both of

1038
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:17,320
Speaker 1: us were processing. I was like, I'm like, what's commercials

1039
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:19,719
Speaker 1: it's for? Well, what's the commercial for. I think it

1040
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:27,759
Speaker 1: was a commercial for abstinence. Yeah. The Jibbil Show on

1041
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:28,360
Speaker 1: demand