1 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:06,600 Speaker 1: We'll be back to another episode about me the night 2 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:12,040 Speaker 1: one edition. I'm your how it's getting podcast back? No, 3 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:14,440 Speaker 1: in this case, no means how much are we talking? 4 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:17,480 Speaker 1: But I digress. Let's meet the Shani and no predicular order. 5 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:21,079 Speaker 1: Least say good afternoon to a tool saying doctors without interest. 6 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 1: What is your favorite time of day or night and wine? Well, 7 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:27,040 Speaker 1: I'm you know, it's it's whatever it is. It's late 8 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:31,920 Speaker 1: at night. I really I shine eleven PM to four am. 9 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:35,040 Speaker 1: I hear about like movie shows and TV shows shooting 10 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:37,519 Speaker 1: at night, and I'll be like, I'm waiting for that 11 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:40,559 Speaker 1: day and maybe, yeah, I don't know, I feel like 12 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:43,440 Speaker 1: just that's when I'm glowing. I am just really not 13 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:45,919 Speaker 1: gonna if I take two hours to do it from 14 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:48,120 Speaker 1: midnight to two am, I'll take four hours to do 15 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:52,160 Speaker 1: it during one pm to four pm five pm. Your 16 00:00:52,159 --> 00:00:55,760 Speaker 1: brain is just at a higher frequency between eleven am, 17 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:59,200 Speaker 1: eleven pm and four am. I think that's how Einstein 18 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:01,720 Speaker 1: and and Franklin worked. Yeah, so I think I'm, you know, 19 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:03,960 Speaker 1: not to compare, but yeah, I think I'm in the 20 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,160 Speaker 1: same boat. Okay, Well, Franklin took an air bath, so 21 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:09,400 Speaker 1: let's start there. Hey, it's James Heeney slamming j j 22 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:15,080 Speaker 1: Heinster favorite brand of ice cream, and why uh, I 23 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:18,679 Speaker 1: really like the This is a very I think local 24 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:22,360 Speaker 1: to California. But Rose Creamery that's on Venice, it's on 25 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:25,800 Speaker 1: Main Street. It's so good and they it tastes so 26 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:30,400 Speaker 1: real and honest, They're mint flavor ice cream is insane. 27 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:33,160 Speaker 1: It makes me take mint leaves and put it on 28 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 1: my garbage ice cream at home. You're saying that the 29 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 1: ice cream itself tastes honest, well, because the stuff I 30 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:45,000 Speaker 1: have in my freezer does not taste honest. I mean 31 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:48,480 Speaker 1: it's good and I can sprinkle some real mint leaves 32 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:50,680 Speaker 1: on it, but it does not taste like it was 33 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 1: made with real mint. But it's full of sh and 34 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:57,520 Speaker 1: not I'm not talking flavor. All right. Hey, there's Gary 35 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:01,600 Speaker 1: Anthony william hey Man, that g a Williams. If you 36 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:06,160 Speaker 1: were a sandwich, what kind would you be in? Why? 37 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 1: I would not be an honest sandwich. I'm gonna not 38 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:11,160 Speaker 1: gonna lie to you. I would be a lion, open face. 39 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:16,400 Speaker 1: I'd be an open face, breathless falafel sandwich. Now we're talking. 40 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 1: And now Craigkowski with his three rules of cooking, Kevin, 41 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,480 Speaker 1: it's walking my kitchen. It's it's great to have you here. 42 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,720 Speaker 1: My three rules of cooking. We're gonna start with a 43 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:32,280 Speaker 1: little olive oil and we're just gonna do a light 44 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,919 Speaker 1: sprinkling there. Oil makes everything better. We're gonna add some butter. 45 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:42,200 Speaker 1: We're gonna have some butter there. Uh. And then I've 46 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:45,480 Speaker 1: got some sea salt from the Mediterranean Sea and br 47 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 1: gonna sprinkle that on there, and you're just gonna swirl 48 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 1: that together. So buttered salt oil, start with that. But 49 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:54,880 Speaker 1: anything you want in there, and you're gonna be good. 50 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 1: Thank you for that. And last, but may your order 51 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:00,000 Speaker 1: never be up. If you think of leaves, it's Joe 52 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:03,320 Speaker 1: we Greers, think machine. How will I know when you're ready? 53 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:08,200 Speaker 1: M you think you're gonna know? Do you think you've 54 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:11,320 Speaker 1: got the power to know when I'm ready? If you 55 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:13,600 Speaker 1: think if you're waiting for me to be ready, you're 56 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:16,000 Speaker 1: already so far behind. I'm already there, baby. You know 57 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:18,360 Speaker 1: what I'm saying every single Let me just say this 58 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:20,760 Speaker 1: because that's just I get email this a lot. Alright. 59 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,799 Speaker 1: When when I wake up, I'm good to go. You 60 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,919 Speaker 1: know what I'm saying there's no like I gotta kind 61 00:03:25,919 --> 00:03:28,600 Speaker 1: of shake off the cobwebs or whatever, or dust off 62 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:33,079 Speaker 1: the copper. I am there, right, I'm ready to go. Okay, 63 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:36,440 Speaker 1: and so what about from eleven pm to four you? 64 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:41,080 Speaker 1: I go to bed at seven pm. Number one today 65 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:44,680 Speaker 1: comes to us from Will who wrote, Hello alchemists and Kevin. 66 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,200 Speaker 1: I work in social work, and our job is to 67 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:51,000 Speaker 1: find permanency for young people in foster care. Your magic 68 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:53,240 Speaker 1: is a bright spot on my day to day that 69 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:56,200 Speaker 1: is full of bad news that impacts adolescence. I have 70 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 1: been listening since day one, and Kevin, you are now 71 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 1: my answer to what famous person would you have dinner with? Huh? Anyway, 72 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 1: could you and the team please help me understand the 73 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:13,400 Speaker 1: lobbying that took place to get ice is food on 74 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:16,039 Speaker 1: the bags and maybe how the good people let water 75 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:23,000 Speaker 1: feel about that? Thanks Will Savoy. Now we just look. 76 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,440 Speaker 1: Just go through it again. Okay, just go through it again. 77 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:27,599 Speaker 1: They're gonna be voted on this soon, all right, so 78 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:30,840 Speaker 1: we gotta just god damn, Okay, all right, what are 79 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:35,560 Speaker 1: you proposing? I know, I'm confused. I walked in very late. 80 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,800 Speaker 1: All right, what's going on here? What's woke up. I 81 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:42,920 Speaker 1: just woke up very very late. I'm sorry, I was up. 82 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:44,760 Speaker 1: It was up till four am. It's when I get 83 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,839 Speaker 1: my stuff done. Have you ever seen him at like 84 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,360 Speaker 1: three eight? He's like magic. He's like lightning if you 85 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:52,479 Speaker 1: could catch if you could capture lightning and put it 86 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:56,920 Speaker 1: somehow in some type of vessel something to last. Perhaps bottle, 87 00:04:59,279 --> 00:05:01,520 Speaker 1: I'm trying to Okay, name on it. Let's say bottle, 88 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:04,240 Speaker 1: and then you cram that bottle into my head. Guess 89 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:08,200 Speaker 1: what that's? So? What's what's the what's the good word? Humming? 90 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:09,960 Speaker 1: Can we just talk about that for a second. I 91 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,039 Speaker 1: hear you pacing around? Is that you who was pacing 92 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:15,560 Speaker 1: around from eleven to four in the morning. Yes, I 93 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:18,960 Speaker 1: do a lot of pacing because I am a live wire. Okay, 94 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,120 Speaker 1: So then are you the one vanalizing all the all 95 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:22,960 Speaker 1: the machines, all the all the food machines. Is that you? 96 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,960 Speaker 1: Or is that somebody? I don't think all of them. 97 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 1: I don't think all of them are me. God, Okay, 98 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:29,839 Speaker 1: I can't even get into this right now, but I 99 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:31,800 Speaker 1: hate to be this guy. I got here late and 100 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:33,800 Speaker 1: I gotta leave early. What do we do? What do 101 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:36,760 Speaker 1: you mean you gotta leave early. Leave I have a thing. 102 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,480 Speaker 1: I think I think I have a thing. Then you 103 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:43,840 Speaker 1: don't have. It's this kind of disorganization that has made 104 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:47,600 Speaker 1: us a pawn at the hands of Big Ice. We 105 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:52,120 Speaker 1: are big Water. We should be doing better. They're us 106 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:56,440 Speaker 1: plus cold, that's all they are. He's got a point. 107 00:05:56,520 --> 00:06:00,080 Speaker 1: The man's got a point. Let's behind the man. U, 108 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:04,600 Speaker 1: Mr polar Bear, thank you so much for uh you're 109 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,760 Speaker 1: bringing us all here today. And I think if you'll 110 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:09,279 Speaker 1: see my proposal, uh you you might see we have 111 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:13,840 Speaker 1: a fighting chance to uh come into uh striking distance 112 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:19,159 Speaker 1: of the if you will Ice lobby. So if you can, everybody, 113 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:21,919 Speaker 1: but hey, look, I got here late. I got to 114 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:24,440 Speaker 1: go early. But in the meantime you're clearing your throat 115 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:29,320 Speaker 1: like a fucking madman. Here, could we could somebody what 116 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:32,200 Speaker 1: is it that you have to say. I'm very irritable today. 117 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:34,840 Speaker 1: I am very irritable. Just get some water. Let me 118 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:39,560 Speaker 1: just oh my god, that's good room temper um, sir. 119 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:43,520 Speaker 1: If we designate ice of food, then Big Ice is 120 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:45,760 Speaker 1: gonna have to go through the same rigorous standards that 121 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:50,039 Speaker 1: let's say raw Ham or let's say just regular Ham 122 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:54,680 Speaker 1: has to go through in order to be on food shelves. Sir, 123 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,440 Speaker 1: I I want to apologize for coming down on him, 124 00:06:57,480 --> 00:07:00,280 Speaker 1: just for clearing his throat. But he's right, Big guys 125 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:03,320 Speaker 1: is wiping. I don't know what. What's the thing that 126 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,719 Speaker 1: the bottom of a hot there's a roof, there's a fool, 127 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,680 Speaker 1: there's the floor. They're wiping the floor with our asses 128 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:11,880 Speaker 1: over here, there's sometimes I'm a polar bear, and I 129 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:15,720 Speaker 1: know metaphors better than you, guys. I'm not I'm not sure. 130 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:18,720 Speaker 1: I'm not good with words or thoughts. But what I'm 131 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:22,320 Speaker 1: trying to say is he's right. If we can trick 132 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:29,960 Speaker 1: Big Ice into being a food the rigorous undertakings, they'll 133 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:33,640 Speaker 1: somebody helped me with the next worried out of subject 134 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:39,800 Speaker 1: subject regulation regulation. Here, here, you here, you we call 135 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:42,360 Speaker 1: the meeting in order. This is the committee to label 136 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:47,040 Speaker 1: items as food. We have a long list to go through. Uh, 137 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:49,480 Speaker 1: we're just gonna right now on the agenda. I'm gonna 138 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:53,480 Speaker 1: tell are the briefcase people here, briefcase people, sure, so 139 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:56,520 Speaker 1: briefcase people are here. We believe we are food. Okay, 140 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:58,600 Speaker 1: we're gonna ask you to go ahead and leave. That's 141 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:02,600 Speaker 1: not gonna happen today. All right, all right, Next that 142 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:06,600 Speaker 1: we have the uh, the the remote control people? Are 143 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:09,040 Speaker 1: they here? Is that the same party? I'm afraid of 144 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:11,480 Speaker 1: saying that we're here because I have this feeling you're 145 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:14,280 Speaker 1: gonna tell me to leave. And I'm confident that I'm 146 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:19,280 Speaker 1: a food and that we we remote controls are Wait wait, 147 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:23,560 Speaker 1: wait a minute. You're confident that your food, well, you're 148 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:28,320 Speaker 1: confident that the product you sell is a food sales 149 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:33,840 Speaker 1: remote control. The Centator of Virginia will stand down. I 150 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:36,560 Speaker 1: will not. I will not stand down, so because I 151 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:39,000 Speaker 1: have back issues and I will be standing throughout this 152 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:42,840 Speaker 1: entire year. He's making me nervous, and I don't feel 153 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:47,800 Speaker 1: comfortable saying I have a remote control. You're dismissed, remote 154 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:55,400 Speaker 1: control team. Oh this is bullshit. The Ottoman people, Please, 155 00:08:55,640 --> 00:09:00,000 Speaker 1: you are ruling for the Ottoman people. Yes, I belie. 156 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:05,520 Speaker 1: The Senator from Tennessee will be answering that question. Real 157 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:13,240 Speaker 1: arm of people who don't all I'd like to translate 158 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:22,840 Speaker 1: for the gentleman from Tennessee. Al Right, I think we 159 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:26,160 Speaker 1: all know what that means. So thank you for coming. Now, 160 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:29,199 Speaker 1: how are these people even getting access to this here? 161 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:33,600 Speaker 1: And because they are no way close to food, brief 162 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:41,880 Speaker 1: briefcases down and remote control. I will not sit. These 163 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:45,680 Speaker 1: meetings aren't for obvious things that are already categorized as food, 164 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:52,520 Speaker 1: like apples and uh say, which isn't ham unorthodox? Speaking 165 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:56,240 Speaker 1: of unorthodox time, my name is James Franklin. I live 166 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:59,960 Speaker 1: in a Jewish neighborhood. I'm not Jewish. I really appreciate 167 00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:03,440 Speaker 1: ate their ways. This is my friend Thomas here, and 168 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:12,280 Speaker 1: we come here on behalf of the ice consoltio. Big guys. Yes, 169 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:15,920 Speaker 1: Thomas will lay out a couple of points, and I 170 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:19,320 Speaker 1: will piggyback him, mostly by saying that's right. Yeah, do 171 00:10:19,440 --> 00:10:22,120 Speaker 1: you get it? I'm sorry? Is he saying big guys 172 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:27,120 Speaker 1: are big as? I'm sorry, big guys, Thomas? How do 173 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:30,200 Speaker 1: you spell that? I'm trying to I know it starts. 174 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:32,080 Speaker 1: I'm Are you still hearing big gass? Let me try 175 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:37,440 Speaker 1: it again, big guys? Did you hear the gus? Okay, 176 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:39,680 Speaker 1: let me try one more time, Big guys, did you 177 00:10:39,679 --> 00:10:43,120 Speaker 1: still hear big ass? I mean, I can see it. 178 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:45,880 Speaker 1: I don't just hear it anymore. You want to eat it, 179 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:50,920 Speaker 1: It's probably not gonna be at the food Sunny boy, 180 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:54,560 Speaker 1: the big ass is definitely a meal. Were now, well, 181 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:58,520 Speaker 1: we're not going to label ass as food. I'm sorry, guys, 182 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:01,920 Speaker 1: Thomas and I literally say, my god, Thomas, maybe you 183 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:04,160 Speaker 1: can say it better than I am. I'm just confusing 184 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:09,319 Speaker 1: these people. Did you guys hear that that's a big 185 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:15,560 Speaker 1: old eyes sh Did you guys hear that big? Did 186 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:19,920 Speaker 1: we have? Could we take ten minutes, Thomas and I too, 187 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,960 Speaker 1: just regroup and then we'll be right back in the 188 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:28,839 Speaker 1: room with you guys. Okay, the recess is granted. Oh 189 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:31,920 Speaker 1: my gosh, can you hear? I can't. I can't believe it. 190 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:34,600 Speaker 1: I can't believe it. And I can't believe number one, 191 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:39,200 Speaker 1: I can't believe. I want to go. I want to 192 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,960 Speaker 1: go see that. What's what's the name of the place 193 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:45,520 Speaker 1: where the president the White House? Want that? And I 194 00:11:45,559 --> 00:11:49,199 Speaker 1: want to You have a mental disorder, man, There's something 195 00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:53,400 Speaker 1: going on with yes, yes, yes, yes, but constantly you 196 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:56,000 Speaker 1: don't you don't remember stuff. I don't remember anything. Oh 197 00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:58,160 Speaker 1: my god, dude. There's just six Flags so close to 198 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:00,920 Speaker 1: d C. We should go. When I hear you guys 199 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:04,440 Speaker 1: say you want to go to six Flags? Yeah, yeah, 200 00:12:04,559 --> 00:12:06,520 Speaker 1: we didn't. That just wasn't, but I thought I heard 201 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,719 Speaker 1: somebody that I want to go to the bad Yeah, 202 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:11,480 Speaker 1: you want to be people? Yeah, we don't know. Listen 203 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:15,880 Speaker 1: Ottoman's side. They're good for your feet. But if you 204 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,760 Speaker 1: want to go to these legs, I'm a guy. You 205 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,400 Speaker 1: want to talk? Okay, Yeah, we do want to go 206 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:24,120 Speaker 1: to your body. It's just two of us. Just can 207 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,280 Speaker 1: I tell you you're a party of seven? Would that 208 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:30,120 Speaker 1: work for? But we don't know if that would work. 209 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,440 Speaker 1: You have no idea what you're doing right now? Yeah? 210 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:39,080 Speaker 1: Are you selling us tickle our six you morons to Washington, 211 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:43,960 Speaker 1: d C. For twenty four hours to pose to pose 212 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:49,240 Speaker 1: as as lobbyists. And you're telling me you had to 213 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:53,240 Speaker 1: eat an ottoman in order to in order to pose 214 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:57,360 Speaker 1: as being a party of seven to get it to 215 00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:02,720 Speaker 1: six blacksman. And then we bought five extra pairs of pants, 216 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,240 Speaker 1: uh in five extra shirts to pretend that we were 217 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,839 Speaker 1: a party of seven. And to be clear, we did 218 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:11,040 Speaker 1: get enough of those Batman capes for everybody. So this 219 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:14,520 Speaker 1: I don't want you to think that we just problem. 220 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,560 Speaker 1: I'm a polar bear. That cape is not gonna fit 221 00:13:16,559 --> 00:13:20,320 Speaker 1: on me, no matter how big it is. Sarah we 222 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:23,920 Speaker 1: we had we found a bigger problem with every time 223 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:25,480 Speaker 1: we tried to say big ice, they thought we were 224 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:29,880 Speaker 1: saying big ass, and so that kind of was a Oh, 225 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,080 Speaker 1: that that's a big problem. Is it a bigger problem 226 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:34,960 Speaker 1: than the meltic of the polar ice caps, which is 227 00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:39,160 Speaker 1: drastically reducing by native habitat the Arctic Circle? Ask cap? 228 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:41,720 Speaker 1: Did you say? Ask caps? I did not say asked cap. 229 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,520 Speaker 1: I don't think they're coming back from the recess. I 230 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:48,240 Speaker 1: feel like we should just I think we should abandon 231 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:50,880 Speaker 1: this meeting. I've got family at home. I just have 232 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:54,640 Speaker 1: a question for the senator from from Arkansas. Why haven't 233 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,840 Speaker 1: we ever considered asked to be a food? I mean, 234 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,760 Speaker 1: I feel like this is something we should take on 235 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:03,120 Speaker 1: because you don't swallow it. It stays on the ass. 236 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:08,360 Speaker 1: That is so seen one. If I can put a 237 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:18,280 Speaker 1: stop too, I'm gonna do that now. Scene two comes 238 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:21,240 Speaker 1: from from patron VP Andrew, who wrote Hello and Still 239 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:25,680 Speaker 1: Loving to podcast Eve. It's very fun listening while essentially 240 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,400 Speaker 1: at work. My fits of laughter even make my co 241 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:32,600 Speaker 1: workers laugh. If only he knew the content and context. 242 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,760 Speaker 1: Here's a suggestion. A group of individuals have been summoned 243 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:39,080 Speaker 1: for jury duty. All right, we're right back in court. 244 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:43,440 Speaker 1: But none of them want to serve or participate. What excuses? 245 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:49,160 Speaker 1: What excuses would they make to be excused? Thanks again 246 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:53,240 Speaker 1: for all the laughs, Andrew. Alright, potential jurors, if you 247 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:56,840 Speaker 1: had this step in the room, see over here, that's across, 248 00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:04,280 Speaker 1: could just oh my knee, my knee, just oh my knee. 249 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:07,520 Speaker 1: Do I still have to sir? Well, yeah, just hop 250 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:12,240 Speaker 1: on my back here there going, okay, gonna just everyone 251 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:15,720 Speaker 1: in the room, see yeah, go ahead, sir. Oh, I'm 252 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:19,760 Speaker 1: in the body of Melvin, but I honestly had one 253 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:24,960 Speaker 1: of those freaky Friday instances. And no, I'm actually actually Bobby, 254 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,320 Speaker 1: which is Melvin's son. I'm a lot of your concerns 255 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,240 Speaker 1: right now that you're telling I'm just the guy who 256 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:33,120 Speaker 1: takes you into rooms see where you will be questioned. 257 00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:35,600 Speaker 1: I'm just the guy I don't even know if not 258 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:41,400 Speaker 1: of the court. Okay again, cure any magical ailments. You 259 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,920 Speaker 1: can do all of that you want once you talk 260 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,320 Speaker 1: to the guy who's going to be interviewing you. I'm 261 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:49,320 Speaker 1: literally just the guy who walks you from the door 262 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,120 Speaker 1: over the room. See, Terry, we just need you to 263 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,560 Speaker 1: take the jurors into the room. All right, you're chatting 264 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:58,040 Speaker 1: him up. You're taking a while to have conversations. Just 265 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,720 Speaker 1: hand in the air, sir, Hand in the air over here. 266 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:04,400 Speaker 1: The oath is only important in the in the in 267 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:07,440 Speaker 1: the core room. All right. We don't know, okay, okay, 268 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:12,160 Speaker 1: so maybe please let's let's chat from me. Is that 269 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:15,640 Speaker 1: what you would you would you? I'm gonna I'm gonna 270 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,440 Speaker 1: put a wire on myself so you can hear what 271 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,440 Speaker 1: I go through, and I just try to ussure them 272 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:23,200 Speaker 1: from from the door. Tom. It's not it's not me, sir, 273 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:25,960 Speaker 1: It's not on me. We don't have wires. I don't. 274 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,120 Speaker 1: We're not the d e A. Could you give me 275 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,760 Speaker 1: ten minutes to come back with a wire on myself? 276 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:35,720 Speaker 1: Just ten minutes. Your recess is granted. Yeah, you got 277 00:16:35,880 --> 00:16:38,680 Speaker 1: wires here if you want that different recording stuff. Yeah. 278 00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:43,600 Speaker 1: We actually just got in these r C cars. So 279 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:47,120 Speaker 1: don't don't be tempting to either. I can guarantee you 280 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:51,200 Speaker 1: I'm tempted right now. I can guarantee you that temptee. 281 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:55,760 Speaker 1: I'm just looking for something to put on my body 282 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,240 Speaker 1: and I don't mind if you do it. I have 283 00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:00,640 Speaker 1: eight minutes left right now, thank god, story to where 284 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,080 Speaker 1: I work. Put it on my body so that I 285 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:06,760 Speaker 1: can secretly record what other people say to me. Yeah, 286 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:10,119 Speaker 1: so you want some kind of what's the word I'm 287 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:15,639 Speaker 1: looking here for? That's checks like him, go ahead, some 288 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:22,040 Speaker 1: secret record? Careful what those are too late to not food? Man, 289 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:24,359 Speaker 1: they weren't designated food, even though they smell and taste 290 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:29,159 Speaker 1: m um. So you want some kind of like spy 291 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:32,320 Speaker 1: equipment or something, putting something just to put on my 292 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:35,240 Speaker 1: body and so I can record. That's so my boss 293 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:40,760 Speaker 1: can hear it. Right. Well, Hey, Sammy, listen, I need 294 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,720 Speaker 1: you to keep selling the equipment. But what I don't 295 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:45,680 Speaker 1: need is for you to fall asleep while you're at 296 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:53,600 Speaker 1: the job. Oh yeah, sorry late one last night. Okay, okay, 297 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,080 Speaker 1: because we've got complaints in the past about your narcolepsy, 298 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,520 Speaker 1: and so if you if you want to maybe not 299 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,679 Speaker 1: blame it on anything that happened night, and let's just 300 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,440 Speaker 1: talk about the disorder that's in your fucking brain. Well, 301 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,320 Speaker 1: I went I just last night. I was like, I'm 302 00:18:05,359 --> 00:18:07,119 Speaker 1: just like four in the morning, and the shop just 303 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,399 Speaker 1: like clean up and re organized, Like that's what I 304 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:12,080 Speaker 1: like in my peak. It's that tone of right there 305 00:18:12,119 --> 00:18:14,600 Speaker 1: that you're talking with. I can't have customers hearing that, 306 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:18,680 Speaker 1: uh huh, just putting. I don't want to buy anything 307 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:22,040 Speaker 1: from you unless you're selling guns, so I can shoot 308 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:25,320 Speaker 1: myself in the eye, like me Green, I don't know 309 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,280 Speaker 1: about that. I don't want to. I don't want you 310 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,640 Speaker 1: to do that. You so, but yeah, we can open 311 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,760 Speaker 1: the shop late, maybe that we have like a late 312 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:35,080 Speaker 1: night shoppers, late night shoppers or something, and then they 313 00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:38,600 Speaker 1: should come in and then and then when they're shopping 314 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,560 Speaker 1: at late night, then I'll be like on with it, 315 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,240 Speaker 1: you know. So if people are gonna like if people 316 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:47,159 Speaker 1: come in late night, and then I'll be able to 317 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:53,719 Speaker 1: get you. See, I am a time traveler, so I 318 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,560 Speaker 1: already know the results of this case, which I believe 319 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,920 Speaker 1: kind of taints me from being Would you just tell 320 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:03,560 Speaker 1: into just right below my stern um, Just put your 321 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,320 Speaker 1: face down there and tell me everything you say. I 322 00:19:06,359 --> 00:19:09,800 Speaker 1: feel talking down here, Okay, it's easier on my knees, 323 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:15,640 Speaker 1: might smell him. Just talk right into that alright, smells good. 324 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:22,240 Speaker 1: What was your excuse? I come from the future. I've 325 00:19:22,359 --> 00:19:25,199 Speaker 1: time traveled back to now, but since I'm from the future. 326 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,360 Speaker 1: I know the results of this case. Ironically, I followed 327 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:31,960 Speaker 1: it closely, so I'm very aware and I should not 328 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:34,960 Speaker 1: be here. And again, you do understand. I'm just the 329 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,320 Speaker 1: man that walks you from the door. This is where 330 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:41,639 Speaker 1: we go to get out of jury duty. Huh. You 331 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:46,560 Speaker 1: gotta get on your knees. Alright, alright, whatever it takes, man, 332 00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:50,000 Speaker 1: I'm willing to do it. Okay, boss, I have a 333 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:53,919 Speaker 1: fool recording everything that one guy told me he was 334 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:58,040 Speaker 1: from the future. Another guy says he's going to get 335 00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,760 Speaker 1: on his knees so we can get out of jury 336 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:03,800 Speaker 1: do but his legs are trifolded and he gets confused 337 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,119 Speaker 1: at how to get down on his knees. Are you 338 00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:09,000 Speaker 1: gonna recap the recording? Are you gonna play the recording? Oh, 339 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:11,439 Speaker 1: that's what I'm gonna tell you. It's all recorded, but 340 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,200 Speaker 1: I don't have the speaker so you can hear it. Okay, 341 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,520 Speaker 1: Then I need you to go ahead and do the 342 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:22,320 Speaker 1: play by play like you were doing. Way described everything 343 00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:25,440 Speaker 1: I need all day. There was a guy with a 344 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:28,000 Speaker 1: with a beard, and it was one of those beards 345 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,000 Speaker 1: where it's nicely manicured, but it didn't he didn't look 346 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:33,600 Speaker 1: like he was trying too hard. He looks like I'm 347 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,480 Speaker 1: trying just the right amount. It sounds like a perfect 348 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:40,040 Speaker 1: juror exactly. That's what I thought. I said, Oh you, 349 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,760 Speaker 1: you might be perfect for but I'm just the man 350 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,919 Speaker 1: that walks you from the door. He said, oh, I 351 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:46,439 Speaker 1: thought this was for jewelry. He thought it was a 352 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:49,720 Speaker 1: jewelry store. And he said he gets confused by all 353 00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:52,720 Speaker 1: j words, so he couldn't sit all right, if anyone 354 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,840 Speaker 1: ever asked for a jury store, I have a great 355 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,520 Speaker 1: place I go down to. This guy sells electronics. Could 356 00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:01,040 Speaker 1: you say this in it right below my stern? Yeah, yeah, 357 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:05,160 Speaker 1: he sells. He sells electronics, are c cars, jewelry, and 358 00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:11,879 Speaker 1: it's fantastic. That's that's where I got wired. That's the 359 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:16,960 Speaker 1: guy who who wired me. Oh what a coincidence. You 360 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,879 Speaker 1: know what they say that there aren't a lot of 361 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:23,159 Speaker 1: coincidences in life. I think something else is happening here. 362 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,359 Speaker 1: There was a guy who said he was a wizard 363 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,920 Speaker 1: who tried to get into jury. Dude, I think he 364 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,879 Speaker 1: may have wizarded us. Give me five minutes just to 365 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,400 Speaker 1: talk to him. Just five more minutes. The recess is granted. 366 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:36,680 Speaker 1: So you said you were a wizard. Yes, I am 367 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:45,120 Speaker 1: the court wizard, as I mean as as a wizard. 368 00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:48,080 Speaker 1: Don't you think that you should be in jury duty? 369 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:52,560 Speaker 1: I don't think anything. I know I see through time. 370 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:59,040 Speaker 1: If you see through time, that was all I had 371 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:03,080 Speaker 1: out of haven't Yes, if you see the time I 372 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:06,560 Speaker 1: didn't have. Okay, let's let's start over again from the 373 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,320 Speaker 1: top there, if you don't mind. And in terms of 374 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:12,160 Speaker 1: the wizard voice, you know, he's really just a guy 375 00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:16,359 Speaker 1: who happens to be a wizard. Okay, so let's try 376 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,760 Speaker 1: that from the top. Please. Thanks when you're ready. I'm 377 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:26,160 Speaker 1: sorry you said you're the court wizard. I am director. 378 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,000 Speaker 1: He's doing it again. He just did the same thing. 379 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:31,359 Speaker 1: I don't note for me. Who is that note for? 380 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,119 Speaker 1: I don't I don't necessarily need you to ask me 381 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,720 Speaker 1: to step in that as the director, I'll know when 382 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:40,480 Speaker 1: to step in. And trying to act over here, Yeah, 383 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:46,360 Speaker 1: he's doing it. Are you sure if I were in here, Dwayne? Yes, 384 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:51,080 Speaker 1: please please do Hello. This is my story that we're telling, 385 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:54,400 Speaker 1: and I'm a wizard, of course, and I don't use 386 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:58,280 Speaker 1: some sort of affectation in my voice. I just speak 387 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:01,159 Speaker 1: like a regular person. See that he's just a person 388 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,639 Speaker 1: who happens to be a wizard. Okay, do you not 389 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:07,560 Speaker 1: hear the way it sounds. It sounds like a wizard. 390 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:11,720 Speaker 1: I just do this. I'm just gonna take ten minutes 391 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:16,240 Speaker 1: to myself and just go outside and just go. Okay, Money, 392 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:17,720 Speaker 1: I'm doing the best I can here. Okay, this is 393 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,200 Speaker 1: the only film that was coming up for you. Okay, 394 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,520 Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be a big pop once it goes. 395 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,600 Speaker 1: Trust me, you're gonna get a lot of rules. Okay, 396 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:30,160 Speaker 1: just stick with it. But Money, baby, Hello, you see 397 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:37,280 Speaker 1: little distracted, seem little tired. Wait a minute, Hey, hey, hello, hello, 398 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:44,600 Speaker 1: I think you have me not only confused, but correctly 399 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:49,159 Speaker 1: confused with the wrong guy. I'm trying to take a step, 400 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:54,760 Speaker 1: A ten minute break. One. Oh god, I've ever one. 401 00:23:56,680 --> 00:24:00,480 Speaker 1: Is it too late to recast? I mean, he's yourself. 402 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,639 Speaker 1: Tape was so good, but we got have been the 403 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:08,080 Speaker 1: room and and everything's going out the window. Listen. I 404 00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:11,919 Speaker 1: appreciate you on set as the technical advisor. Um, but 405 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:17,200 Speaker 1: as they say in film, I'm it's my set. So 406 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,760 Speaker 1: if anyone needs to be invited in or invited out, 407 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:23,359 Speaker 1: that's going to come from me, of course, hands off off. 408 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:27,320 Speaker 1: I yeah, I'm a Washington Wizard. I'm here for the 409 00:24:27,440 --> 00:24:30,199 Speaker 1: role of a wizard. Normally I play point guard, but 410 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,480 Speaker 1: I can play any of the roles. I can play center, 411 00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:35,520 Speaker 1: I can play forward, I can play power forward. So 412 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,040 Speaker 1: what do you need me to play? I'm sorry you're 413 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:40,280 Speaker 1: saying you're actually with the team, the Washington Wizards. Yes, yes, 414 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:43,000 Speaker 1: Washington Wizards. Uh yeah, we had a tough go at it. 415 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,760 Speaker 1: But uh you know again, I can shoot, I can 416 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,440 Speaker 1: dribble whatever you need. I can play. Do you want 417 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,040 Speaker 1: me to do? You want me to read with him? 418 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:53,240 Speaker 1: Or know? I have five more minutes of my break, 419 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,240 Speaker 1: but I'll do it. Please read with them that great 420 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,440 Speaker 1: from the top. Then there if when you're ready, Yeah, 421 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:00,359 Speaker 1: just give me the ball and I'll be it a goo. 422 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,639 Speaker 1: Yeah no, we're not gonna give you the ball. I 423 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:07,000 Speaker 1: just want you to do the scene without without the ball. 424 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:13,200 Speaker 1: Who's who's this human? Yeah, that's the he wrote the 425 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,400 Speaker 1: this is his life story we're doing? Oh you used 426 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,760 Speaker 1: to play for the Wizards. Nope, he's a He's an 427 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:22,639 Speaker 1: actual wizard, but not a Do have NBA League Pass 428 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:26,920 Speaker 1: and I've seen your games? You can't dribble or shoot. Wow, 429 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:28,920 Speaker 1: I get heckled on the court. I didn't think it 430 00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:32,760 Speaker 1: would happen here. All right, Mr polar Bear, I am 431 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:39,120 Speaker 1: so sorry to interrupt. But the Wizard movie, I'm hibernating. Sorry, 432 00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:41,679 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. I did bring a 433 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,080 Speaker 1: tub of honey for your just to go to town 434 00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:47,440 Speaker 1: with um. But the Wizard movie that we have, that's 435 00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,680 Speaker 1: gonna be our head piece on big Ice. They need 436 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:57,399 Speaker 1: more money. So okay, so you're you're authorized, you're you 437 00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,760 Speaker 1: woke me up from two bucks of hibernation. Just wanted 438 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,000 Speaker 1: the firms. I didn't want to just say, yes, you 439 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,320 Speaker 1: wake up, you're groggy, you're gonna be upset, and I 440 00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:09,560 Speaker 1: don't eat fucking honey. That's more of a grizzly thing. Okay, okay, okay. 441 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,840 Speaker 1: I thought all bears were the same. I didn't know 442 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:18,679 Speaker 1: the pooh yo Thomas man. I heard you wake up, 443 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:22,120 Speaker 1: Mr Polo band man. Yeah I did. Yeah, and then 444 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,639 Speaker 1: you said some racist bullshit about all bads are the 445 00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:29,680 Speaker 1: same too. I didn't know that's that's who Thomas is. No, no, no, 446 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,800 Speaker 1: it's not like that. I didn't know. I thought be 447 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:36,520 Speaker 1: like Thomas We was friends. Man, you came into my house, 448 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:42,359 Speaker 1: you made love to my wife and friends, we was tight, brother, Panda. 449 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,760 Speaker 1: I didn't mean this, okay, I just I just thought 450 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:46,840 Speaker 1: it was just like I don't know what I thought, 451 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:50,800 Speaker 1: honeys everywhere I thought, honey, I saw your license plate 452 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:52,800 Speaker 1: and then I saw your bumper stick the next to 453 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,400 Speaker 1: it that said A B A T S. I didn't 454 00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:57,320 Speaker 1: know what that meant, but now it means all bads 455 00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:59,640 Speaker 1: are the same. I see you, Bro. I don't mean 456 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:05,040 Speaker 1: man like, that's it's it's not a political movement. Okay, 457 00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:12,760 Speaker 1: I call this meeting of bears to order? Is Paranda here? Yeah? 458 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:21,240 Speaker 1: Right here, bro Polar Yes, I'm here. Grizzly Koala here, 459 00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:29,240 Speaker 1: he's he's a marsupio. Okay, come to side. Come on, 460 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:34,040 Speaker 1: he wants he wants bear status, and I think we 461 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:38,000 Speaker 1: should hear him out, all right, all right, vote him out? 462 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,639 Speaker 1: Who Who's that? Who's that? Who just have said that 463 00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:51,679 Speaker 1: I was grizzly? Um? Yeah, because I'm grizzly. Hey, everything's cool, Grizzly, 464 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,720 Speaker 1: Everything's cool? All right? So do I get decide something? 465 00:27:55,040 --> 00:28:00,720 Speaker 1: It's me big reels, Okay, I will go not are 466 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:15,640 Speaker 1: that is seen to Seen three. It comes Luca, Hi Kevin, 467 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:19,119 Speaker 1: fantastic show. Here's another suggestive, the Monkey Club versus the 468 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:24,399 Speaker 1: I Hate Monkeys Club. Good night, Luca. I want to 469 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:28,160 Speaker 1: close the monkey exhibit at my zoo, and I should 470 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:32,440 Speaker 1: have every right to do it. It's playing yourself, sir. 471 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,399 Speaker 1: A lot of people have coming here warning to close 472 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:40,400 Speaker 1: exhibits in the past. You're gonna have a big Well, 473 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,880 Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I walk in there and they're 474 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:47,480 Speaker 1: acting foolish. I want some sophisticated animals acting like they're 475 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:52,760 Speaker 1: in nature. So complaining that monkeys are monkeying around? Is 476 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:55,800 Speaker 1: that what I am understand? Well, I think it's ridiculous 477 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,240 Speaker 1: and this is a serious place for studies and these 478 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,920 Speaker 1: monkeys are. Yeah, I guess spunky around is the term 479 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:05,480 Speaker 1: I would use. Mr Chair may be recognized now. Please 480 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,920 Speaker 1: recognize yourself at a a time you don't have to 481 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:11,320 Speaker 1: ask me. I appreciate that, Mr Chair. I'm here on 482 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:15,840 Speaker 1: behalf of the monkey lovers. We love the monkeys, and 483 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,600 Speaker 1: we come from all over. We have a fan base 484 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:22,360 Speaker 1: that's global, and they give me two examples of places 485 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:26,920 Speaker 1: where you come from. We have members in Juno. All right, juno. 486 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000 Speaker 1: You would think up that far north there would be 487 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:32,160 Speaker 1: fans of bears, but no, they are fans of monkeys. 488 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:36,720 Speaker 1: We have a membership in from Argentina. Yes, so those 489 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:40,640 Speaker 1: are two point is well proven. Go ahead, players, Okay, 490 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:44,600 Speaker 1: so we love the monkeys, and people such as my 491 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:49,600 Speaker 1: fellow standy right here are the reason monkeys get a 492 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:52,920 Speaker 1: bad name. So don't look at me like that. Don't 493 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,200 Speaker 1: don't look at me. You don't jest at me, sir. 494 00:29:56,320 --> 00:30:01,280 Speaker 1: Don't you bite your tongue at me. Don't you make 495 00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,719 Speaker 1: grunting noises. I put a lot of money here, and 496 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,680 Speaker 1: I think that the monkeys take too much of it. 497 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,080 Speaker 1: I feel like they none of the other animals are 498 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:13,000 Speaker 1: that happy, the monkeys bringing money, the monkeys bringing sir, 499 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:18,000 Speaker 1: don't don't don't talk to me directly. I be recognized, 500 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:22,200 Speaker 1: Can I be? Please? Then here you know the rules 501 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,480 Speaker 1: of the me, then there's no need to be asked 502 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:28,520 Speaker 1: to be recognized. Recognized yourself, please go ahead, Well, I 503 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,760 Speaker 1: recognize myself. First off, I just want to say that 504 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:35,280 Speaker 1: this is a Christian zoo, and a Christian zoo. I 505 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:38,320 Speaker 1: don't want to see all the ideas that evolution and whatnot, 506 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:41,400 Speaker 1: all right, that's just not the way it is. Every 507 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:45,600 Speaker 1: animal that was on Noah's Look, look, when this is 508 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:49,120 Speaker 1: the the Nazoo reth where all know this, there's a 509 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:51,720 Speaker 1: Christian zoo. You don't have to go into all of 510 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:56,400 Speaker 1: the explanation. I do agree every animal was in Noah's 511 00:30:56,440 --> 00:31:01,400 Speaker 1: But please, sir, if you recognize yourself, make your point 512 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:05,040 Speaker 1: as the monkeys were. I don't have to be I 513 00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:08,040 Speaker 1: don't have to be recognized apparently, So I'm just gonna 514 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:11,280 Speaker 1: stand up and excuse myself. I've apparently come to the 515 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:16,400 Speaker 1: wrong gathering. I am a fan of the monkeys. You're 516 00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:22,000 Speaker 1: Peter Tork and you're Michael Nesmith, the fellas who were 517 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:26,160 Speaker 1: cast in a television show called The Monkeys, and you 518 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:29,320 Speaker 1: you all are talking about primates I believe, and uh, 519 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:32,440 Speaker 1: I've got no no dog in this uh fight. So 520 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,520 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna excuse myself out there. He's talking about 521 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:41,440 Speaker 1: dogs in the monkey meeting, exactly right. Please our head continue. 522 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:43,720 Speaker 1: You know, I'm said, this is exactly what's wrong with society. 523 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,560 Speaker 1: We're mixing up all the animals. Okay, I'm sorry. I 524 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,640 Speaker 1: apologize again. I don't have a horse in this race, 525 00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,200 Speaker 1: so I'm just gonna take myself. What meeting are you 526 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:56,320 Speaker 1: looking for, sir? It's very confusing to me. The monkeys. 527 00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:01,080 Speaker 1: All right, we'll start whenever Earl gets here, but he's 528 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:06,480 Speaker 1: not coming. We would wait for you, would wait on 529 00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:09,160 Speaker 1: each each and every one of us, would weight on 530 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:13,080 Speaker 1: all love us, would wait, would wait in the seventh 531 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,880 Speaker 1: ring of hell for us to arrive. Yeah. See, y'all 532 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,360 Speaker 1: didn't date his sister once. He once I date his 533 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,560 Speaker 1: sister and we broke up. He never treated me the same, 534 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,880 Speaker 1: So I don't want to hear it's a personal thing. Man. 535 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:26,040 Speaker 1: That's that's personal. I mean, that's that's Earl holding it 536 00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,800 Speaker 1: personal against me. So why should I don't know your relationship? Man, 537 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,080 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna judge. I don't want to. I don't 538 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:31,400 Speaker 1: want to hash that out, all right, that's one of 539 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:35,000 Speaker 1: my business, but I do. I'm just saying we should 540 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:40,360 Speaker 1: get started. Don't you know how I feel? You know 541 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:46,640 Speaker 1: how I feel about and and the monkeys, the the 542 00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:52,719 Speaker 1: Peter folk or whatever. Yeah, we all know his name. 543 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,520 Speaker 1: There's no reason to say it. We don't have to 544 00:32:54,560 --> 00:33:00,320 Speaker 1: say their names. You guys know what their names. Yeah, High, 545 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:03,040 Speaker 1: I am here for the audition for the monkeys. My 546 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:07,600 Speaker 1: name is Peter Falcon, play guitar. I play several instruments 547 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:10,760 Speaker 1: server and I'm happy to include them in my audition 548 00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,160 Speaker 1: if that is necessary, No, please go ahead, pick up 549 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:17,320 Speaker 1: whatever instrument you choose it. Let me try the tambourine. 550 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,520 Speaker 1: Is all right? If I try to tambourine? Now, please 551 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:23,960 Speaker 1: go ahead. All right, I'm gonna shake the tambourine. Here 552 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:28,280 Speaker 1: we go, saying as well at the same time, sir, 553 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:31,400 Speaker 1: is that what you're asking me? I would love it? Uh, 554 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,880 Speaker 1: you see the lyrics here here we come walking down 555 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:37,320 Speaker 1: the street. Just go in memorized the lyrics. If there's 556 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:40,880 Speaker 1: no smoking in the room, he can't smoke in the room. 557 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:46,080 Speaker 1: But this cigar serves and affectation. It is not excuse me? 558 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:51,560 Speaker 1: Can I wait in here? A wizard at a network executive? 559 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,520 Speaker 1: All the all the other people we've cast so far 560 00:33:55,600 --> 00:34:00,520 Speaker 1: have been young and attractive, and this fellow is middle 561 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:06,880 Speaker 1: aged and has an eye that's wondering of his face. Understood, 562 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:10,280 Speaker 1: But we can't really call the audition over until Earle arrives. 563 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,080 Speaker 1: So let's just wait for Earl to get here. For 564 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,360 Speaker 1: Earl says he's out, then he's out. All right. So 565 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,239 Speaker 1: you guys are Peter Huh, I got keys to the 566 00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,120 Speaker 1: monkey cage, and all you could do is get him 567 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:24,279 Speaker 1: out of my zoo and keep this on the d 568 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:28,160 Speaker 1: l alright there, you just need I'll take the keys. 569 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:34,000 Speaker 1: There's there any security stuff that we need to know about? Lasers? Uh? 570 00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:37,640 Speaker 1: Machine gun? Machine gun? Is there any kind of same 571 00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:39,600 Speaker 1: team robot? Then I'm gonna have to go hand to 572 00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:42,600 Speaker 1: hand with I gotta be honest. I don't know, but 573 00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:45,960 Speaker 1: I don't think so it's is in the acid advance 574 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:49,080 Speaker 1: that we need to tiptoe around. Listen, I'm just a donor. 575 00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:53,520 Speaker 1: I'm a big donor, almost donor of the zoo. So 576 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:58,320 Speaker 1: I think just gonna be good noxious gas and knocks 577 00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,919 Speaker 1: us out and then we can wake up and there's 578 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:03,360 Speaker 1: some kind of salt like apparatus around our neck and face. 579 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,920 Speaker 1: If I could wait, if I could wait in here. Sorry, 580 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:12,279 Speaker 1: I own a Middle Eastern sandwich place, and I think 581 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,719 Speaker 1: there's been a misunderstanding. I'm not supposed to be a 582 00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:18,279 Speaker 1: part of this, uh this meeting. You have pens, don't you. Well? 583 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,400 Speaker 1: We do have tons of peters right place in the 584 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:26,319 Speaker 1: right place. Okay, Okay, what kinds of things do you 585 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:32,640 Speaker 1: put on your petis? All sorts of things raw? I 586 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,000 Speaker 1: did not say, Oh I heard pieceus. No, we don't 587 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:40,839 Speaker 1: put raw pets. Here are ye, here ye, here are ye. 588 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:46,560 Speaker 1: The court is in session now, sir. From what we understand, 589 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:52,080 Speaker 1: Mr Jelowski, you ordered everyone to free the monkeys by 590 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:56,359 Speaker 1: leading them away by wrapping raw ham around their penises. 591 00:35:56,560 --> 00:36:04,240 Speaker 1: Do we have that rap? You have it? Correct? Yes? Yes? Correct? 592 00:36:05,160 --> 00:36:09,680 Speaker 1: Did you not expect the monkey is to go, as 593 00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:13,759 Speaker 1: they would say, monkey ship crazy and start chewing the 594 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:19,000 Speaker 1: raw hams from around the gentleman's pen I I thought 595 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000 Speaker 1: that there was a whole bunch of people and one 596 00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:23,560 Speaker 1: of us would have considered that as a possibility. I 597 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,920 Speaker 1: didn't voice it because everybody else seemed to think it 598 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:30,000 Speaker 1: was the best plan. So exhibit one. I'm going to 599 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:36,440 Speaker 1: I'm gonna open my robe and drop my bridges right now. Oh, 600 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,920 Speaker 1: excuse me, your honor, I don't mean that interrupt. Can 601 00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:42,280 Speaker 1: I ask one question? Please? But put down to tambourine 602 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:46,000 Speaker 1: and ask your questions. That guy's a monkey, Thank you 603 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,600 Speaker 1: very much, sir. I don't mean to be a pest 604 00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:52,359 Speaker 1: in any way, shape or form. I don't understand what 605 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:55,319 Speaker 1: the person is saying that, is there any way we 606 00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:59,440 Speaker 1: could get an interpreter? Absolutely? Could We are join the 607 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:06,880 Speaker 1: court more exactly ten minutes and fine and type for 608 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:10,880 Speaker 1: me for you you want to start? Sure who needed? 609 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:16,200 Speaker 1: Who need? You're juror number ten. I blew a guy 610 00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:18,719 Speaker 1: to get out of this, alright, this is Are you 611 00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:24,000 Speaker 1: the one with the trifled legs? I'm I'm unable to 612 00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:28,960 Speaker 1: kneel or it takes a lot of elaborate procedures to 613 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,279 Speaker 1: get me to kneel, but I did blow a guy. 614 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,520 Speaker 1: All right, Timmy, you're going in for your person interpreting? 615 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:41,360 Speaker 1: Are you excited? Alright? Alright? Uh, just make sure to 616 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,319 Speaker 1: lower your register when you get in there, and I don't. 617 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,520 Speaker 1: They don't ever tell you who you're interpreting, so just 618 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:49,400 Speaker 1: interpret everybody talking? All right? You promise we'll go to 619 00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:52,520 Speaker 1: six Flags after the trial. Yeah, if I can get 620 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,319 Speaker 1: the tickets. Those tickets are hard to come by. You 621 00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:58,319 Speaker 1: have to know people, brokers, etcetera. So alright, good luck. 622 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,960 Speaker 1: In ten minutes, it are up. We have the entipeter 623 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:09,759 Speaker 1: who has walked into the courtroom. Hee, hello, what's a child? No, well, 624 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,200 Speaker 1: the child as and in the eyes of the large 625 00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:16,400 Speaker 1: children are adults. We all know that. That's It's just 626 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:22,360 Speaker 1: that I have adult language to use. And now, Mr Fox, 627 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,759 Speaker 1: are you needed and and tape it up? So I 628 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:28,000 Speaker 1: suppose this young man well until you pit pause. I'd 629 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:31,040 Speaker 1: appreciate that very much, because again, it wasn't your honor, sir, 630 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:35,200 Speaker 1: your honor that I didn't understand. I've picked up everything 631 00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:39,160 Speaker 1: you said. You're very clear, very articulate. Will you school 632 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:43,720 Speaker 1: the broad servion well spoken? I'm well spoken. Barack Obama 633 00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:46,879 Speaker 1: was a friend of my family. I'm not familiar. Can 634 00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:54,000 Speaker 1: we just get this, gentleman, it's any other it's every 635 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,399 Speaker 1: third word. If I could be honest, sir, I don't 636 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,200 Speaker 1: mean to be a paste that I do not understand 637 00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:01,520 Speaker 1: what he's saying. For example, sir, if you were to 638 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:06,160 Speaker 1: say one to three, let me hear it one two three, 639 00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:09,720 Speaker 1: I heard one to banana. Could we have the enjoyed? 640 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,239 Speaker 1: But to make sure and Topeter, would you clear that 641 00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:19,640 Speaker 1: up for the court say it again? One two three? 642 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:28,200 Speaker 1: He said, be nowther in topoters don't lie. They in 643 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:31,840 Speaker 1: toupid that we didn't call it a court lion. That's 644 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:35,440 Speaker 1: that's mine. Can I play with that? That's my wallet. 645 00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:39,680 Speaker 1: Do want to play with us? Yeah, if you ask 646 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:42,719 Speaker 1: me in the courtroom, I all. And of course, in 647 00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:46,400 Speaker 1: this courtroom, in an object that is about on the 648 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:50,799 Speaker 1: surfest or in somebody's clothing is allowed to be played with. 649 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:54,960 Speaker 1: Go right ahead, young man. Okay. I called this meeting 650 00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:59,120 Speaker 1: of judges to order, and we are here to discuss 651 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:04,880 Speaker 1: the the court room run by Judge Xavier. I'm George Xavier. 652 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:09,040 Speaker 1: Hello everyone, Hello gudge judge we are we are here 653 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:13,840 Speaker 1: to discuss your disrobing doing court as well as having 654 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:18,600 Speaker 1: plentiful toys in your court. Will the judge from Virginia 655 00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:22,040 Speaker 1: like to have a seat, I will not sit up. 656 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:25,280 Speaker 1: I have a bad back and I need to remain 657 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:31,040 Speaker 1: erect al right, okay, well loaded the judge from Virginia, Well, 658 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:35,839 Speaker 1: the judge Dredd, I am the law. Okay, that was 659 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:37,960 Speaker 1: a mistake when we made a few years ago. I 660 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,359 Speaker 1: did not see the photo. But he is here now 661 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:43,920 Speaker 1: as part of the panel. Uh with the other judges. 662 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:52,480 Speaker 1: Please recognize themselves in the room. Rude. It is wonderful 663 00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:57,880 Speaker 1: to see your game. Thank you, thank you. All right, 664 00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:02,040 Speaker 1: if we are done with my proceeding, then I suppose 665 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:05,040 Speaker 1: I don't go go back. I'm in the middle of 666 00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,440 Speaker 1: making a sun tea and I want I want to 667 00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:09,920 Speaker 1: catch it before I get shady out. We just have 668 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,600 Speaker 1: to get a vote. To get a vote of all 669 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:15,560 Speaker 1: the people who say Judge Xavier should keep his courtroom 670 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:19,040 Speaker 1: one two, three votes, you are granted an extension on 671 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:22,960 Speaker 1: your judge license. Oh thank you so much. This was 672 00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:27,120 Speaker 1: much easier than I expected. Look at this, and I 673 00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:29,760 Speaker 1: just hope bunch of teacher sitting down here knowing around. 674 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:35,279 Speaker 1: I mean, we should drink. You should drink. Maybe we 675 00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:38,040 Speaker 1: should do some target shooting. If you know what I'm saying. 676 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,279 Speaker 1: I don't under any want to shoot the tea. What 677 00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,040 Speaker 1: would you do? You know what I'm saying, We jerk 678 00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:44,160 Speaker 1: ourselves a soda in the tea. See if we can 679 00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,640 Speaker 1: get it inside the picture. We jerk a soda in 680 00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:52,800 Speaker 1: the in the tea. You're gonna ruin the TeV jerking soda. 681 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,560 Speaker 1: It depends on who you're talking to. I'm saying. Talking 682 00:41:55,640 --> 00:42:03,880 Speaker 1: practice goes like this, what what the hell are you doing? Jesus, 683 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:08,279 Speaker 1: are you guys junking into this tea? I guess I 684 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:17,440 Speaker 1: just want to have the normal years your honor. I 685 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:21,719 Speaker 1: am defending my clients because they did nothing wrong. When 686 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,920 Speaker 1: some tea is left out in the sun with no 687 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,960 Speaker 1: one watching it, what else are you supposed to do? 688 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:32,720 Speaker 1: Commna art, commna artor This is the courtroom of Judge 689 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:38,239 Speaker 1: in Davia, Judge Xavier's brother. Now, I know it is 690 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:42,520 Speaker 1: highly unlikely that I should be reigning over their court, 691 00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:46,640 Speaker 1: but all the other judges are at sex flags today. 692 00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:54,600 Speaker 1: Now when you gee, did you say sex flax sex? 693 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:58,160 Speaker 1: Let me call the interpreter and hold on. Interpret out, 694 00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:02,359 Speaker 1: interpret out. I'm gonna say a way he didn't. Just 695 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:05,399 Speaker 1: let me know what it sounds like. Oh these six 696 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:15,000 Speaker 1: six flags? See again, six flags. I'm tired if we 697 00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:19,120 Speaker 1: get take just ten pnuts your honor. I already served 698 00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:25,160 Speaker 1: my jury duty during Naz versus Peter. Please unfold your 699 00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:32,560 Speaker 1: trifold legs, not unfolded their naturally fall this way, all right, judge, 700 00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:36,239 Speaker 1: before we go to recess. There's plenty of tea here 701 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,880 Speaker 1: for everybody. But do you have any big ass in 702 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:42,440 Speaker 1: the back so we can cool these teas down? I'm 703 00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:47,040 Speaker 1: sorry you said big yes for the t I like 704 00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:55,440 Speaker 1: my tea asked, I do not. I do not have 705 00:43:55,480 --> 00:44:01,759 Speaker 1: any big ash in the back. If I may. I 706 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,480 Speaker 1: don't mean to interrupt. It was fairly clear to me 707 00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:06,960 Speaker 1: that the gentleman asked if you had a bag of ice, 708 00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:09,839 Speaker 1: and you seem to think something completely different came out 709 00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:14,520 Speaker 1: of his orifice. It's Peter Falk for the monkeys. Holy shit. 710 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:21,480 Speaker 1: Sorry to bother everybody. It's just a affection. That's exactly 711 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:24,480 Speaker 1: right now. When it comes to the bag of ice. 712 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:28,640 Speaker 1: The water people want you to believe that they create ice. 713 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:32,000 Speaker 1: That's not true. Ice actually comes from the bottom of 714 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:41,200 Speaker 1: a monkey. What Peter, thank you. Mr Polivar is out 715 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,480 Speaker 1: right now, but he does want to thank you for 716 00:44:43,520 --> 00:44:47,760 Speaker 1: the service that you did in the courtroom today. Well, listen, 717 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,960 Speaker 1: you choose sides and you stick with them no matter what. 718 00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:54,359 Speaker 1: That's how I was reached. You really aren't an amazing actor, uh, 719 00:44:56,560 --> 00:45:01,279 Speaker 1: an amazing lawyer, and an amazing musician. Mr polar Bear 720 00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:03,120 Speaker 1: would like to know if there's anything that he can 721 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:07,879 Speaker 1: do for you or your family. Yeah, I would say 722 00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:12,279 Speaker 1: stay out of the city. That would be helpful. I'm 723 00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:14,160 Speaker 1: i am to tell Mr polar Bear to stay out 724 00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,320 Speaker 1: of the city. If you want to say it correctly, 725 00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,480 Speaker 1: I believe the term would be stay to funk out 726 00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:20,080 Speaker 1: of the city. That would be very good for me 727 00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:22,279 Speaker 1: and my friends. Do you want to wake up the 728 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:23,880 Speaker 1: polar Bear right now to tell him to stay out 729 00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:26,120 Speaker 1: of the city. I would like Thomas to wake him up. 730 00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:28,520 Speaker 1: The same guy who was racist with him earlier and 731 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,799 Speaker 1: brought him honey and said all bears are the same 732 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,760 Speaker 1: A bats ad A t s. You can just say, Thomas, 733 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:37,920 Speaker 1: I know who it is, okay, Thomas, Oh yeah, this 734 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,200 Speaker 1: is about my hat. I ever want to take my 735 00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:48,160 Speaker 1: hat off. That's our show today. It is about your hat. 736 00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,400 Speaker 1: Let's say thank you to Mr James he and James 737 00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:53,399 Speaker 1: always a pleasure. Thank you so much for joining us. 738 00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,920 Speaker 1: Thank you for having me. God bless you and your family. 739 00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:00,480 Speaker 1: All right, Mr Gary Anthony Williams, thank you so damn 740 00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:04,000 Speaker 1: much for being You've saved my life. You know, last 741 00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:07,640 Speaker 1: night a DJ saved my life, but you saved my 742 00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:11,000 Speaker 1: life and well it's what we do. Thank you. Yeah, 743 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:14,000 Speaker 1: thank you. Man. And the crew is the television series 744 00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:18,080 Speaker 1: on Netflix. Check it out. Gary. Uh, all the reviews 745 00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:20,480 Speaker 1: are in and they said that you've stolen the show. 746 00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:24,719 Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a legal issue. A legal issue. Yeah, 747 00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:29,200 Speaker 1: and Mr Craig Atkowski, thank you so damn much my pleasure. 748 00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:32,040 Speaker 1: Six flags or sex flags reminded me of the word 749 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:37,440 Speaker 1: of the day, which is vexology. Yeah, xillo. Vexology is 750 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:44,680 Speaker 1: the study of flags. Damn it, Joe, you knew that right, Okay, thanks, oh, 751 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,600 Speaker 1: thank you for being here as well. Thank you for 752 00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:53,080 Speaker 1: having me. I love seeing you all so fun and 753 00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:58,680 Speaker 1: a tool, a tool saying always a pleasure. Thank you. 754 00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:04,160 Speaker 1: And you'll be present of the Austin Sketch Fest because 755 00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:07,399 Speaker 1: you went to undergraduate school. There is that, correct, Yeah, 756 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:10,040 Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a longhorn through and through a t 757 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:12,680 Speaker 1: X sketch Fest dot com. Check it out and you 758 00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:16,160 Speaker 1: join us for sure. All right? Cool. Let's thank our 759 00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:21,560 Speaker 1: engineer and producer with the stars, Mr Dug Bean. Find 760 00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:26,120 Speaker 1: folks that I heart Media's Kevin Pollack. Reminding you to 761 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:28,120 Speaker 1: please be kind to each other is the easiest thing 762 00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:31,239 Speaker 1: to do. You just walk outside with your mask on. 763 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,040 Speaker 1: You'll lower it for a second so they can see 764 00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,319 Speaker 1: you're smiling. You put that mask back the hell up 765 00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:39,399 Speaker 1: over your nose. Okay, thanks, thanks for watching Alchemy. Let's 766 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:40,960 Speaker 1: tell everyone you've ever met if you have a moment, 767 00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:43,319 Speaker 1: write a review and or rate the show until next 768 00:47:43,360 --> 00:48:01,239 Speaker 1: time h no.