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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jewels Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is The Jewels Show. Oh hi, how

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Speaker 1: are you good? I wasn't expecting you guys to just

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Speaker 1: call me directly. That's what we do. We just we

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Speaker 1: just call people directly in the middle of the day

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Speaker 1: with yeah, whatever they're doing. And you have a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. I can't ask what your name is because

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Speaker 1: you're supposed to remain anonymous, but um, do you want

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Speaker 1: to have time to tell us right now? Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: do I get like the three word name like get yeah,

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Speaker 1: name really used to do? Your name will be Margarita Jones.

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Speaker 1: That's terrible. That's horrible. That's horrible. Yeah, that's terrible, horrible

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Speaker 1: if we haven't thought of a name for people in

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Speaker 1: a while, Okay, so we'll well, I was gonna go

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Speaker 1: to Mary, show me your boobs. Why are we been

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Speaker 1: doing this? Why are we talking about boes and Marty

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Speaker 1: Gross and like Mary is I don't know, but your

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Speaker 1: anonymous name is show me your boobs, So show me

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Speaker 1: your boobs? Okay, secret, Yes, So here's my dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret that um I was when I was a teenager,

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Speaker 1: we were didn't like this religious trip and my dad

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Speaker 1: was driving and like my pastors in the car, and

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Speaker 1: I was like taking an app because it was like

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Speaker 1: a couple hours away, right, And then I wake up

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Speaker 1: and I realized I'd had a wet dream in the car.

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Speaker 1: Whoa anybody know? You know, well, that's two things. Like

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Speaker 1: I was a teenager. I had no idea, and I

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Speaker 1: was sitting there in the back seat of the van

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Speaker 1: freaking out. Oh sorry, and then uh and then I

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Speaker 1: would be too, And then I was like, are they

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Speaker 1: gonna be able to smell it? Like, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: Like everybody's gonna know, like I just creamed my pants.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's gonna smell it. I'm gonna be outed. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Did anybody see it? Yeah? I don't know. No,

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Speaker 1: I mean, okay, so like I'm kind I'm kind of

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Speaker 1: not eived like this whole like you know, dreaming thing

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Speaker 1: get all like that. So you're in the back of

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Speaker 1: the van, and while this is going on sleeping, what's

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Speaker 1: going on physically that other people who's not sleeping could notice,

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Speaker 1: Like it physically does the same thing that it does

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Speaker 1: when you're awake. It physically does this. No, that's not

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Speaker 1: my question. Oh Okay, what somebody are you somebody to

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Speaker 1: be able to tell, like what are you touching? Are you? Like?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing? Oh? Oh no, no I wasn't.

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Speaker 1: I mean I wouldn't move like I was, you know,

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Speaker 1: just tossed out, No hands were involved or anything. I'm

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Speaker 1: like you, I mean, I don't know answer when I've

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Speaker 1: had that happen in my life. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: I've been moving or not. But it feels like my

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Speaker 1: hips might have been moving or something, but I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I hope to God for your sake that nobody saw

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Speaker 1: your hips moving. Did you wake up right you know

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Speaker 1: the moment or did you like do it in? No,

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Speaker 1: Unfortunately I woke up afterwards and then I like look down,

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Speaker 1: I'm like why is that? Why does things feel wet

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Speaker 1: and sticky? Like? Oh my god? Like I like, okays,

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Speaker 1: like when you woke up, did you remember that that happened?

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Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah, yeah for sure. Yeah. I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, like this is only gonna be like

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Speaker 1: an hour nap, Like how does that like? It was

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Speaker 1: a good hour? Well? Yeah, And if they ask you,

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Speaker 1: if they ask you about it, you could just be

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Speaker 1: like I'm just so excited to go to camp. Like,

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Speaker 1: I get it, I get it, It's fine. So how

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Speaker 1: many times? How many times does this happen just when

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Speaker 1: you're I mean, when you're like a teenager, it happens

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Speaker 1: like all the time. I mean I think I could

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Speaker 1: count on one hand. Are you serious? When you're when

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Speaker 1: you're a teenage boy, like that stuff happens all the time.

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Speaker 1: But then also like in the middle of just the day,

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden things I just standed attention. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that doesn't happen when you're an adult that much, right,

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Speaker 1: It hardly ever does. My daughter, so she, you know,

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Speaker 1: was in high school, and she was telling me that

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Speaker 1: there was this one kid who you know, that happens too,

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Speaker 1: but he like doesn't care and he like shows it

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Speaker 1: off that kids a permose. Yeah, that's that is the

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Speaker 1: beginning of a perfect serious What was going on when

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Speaker 1: I was in middle school and like I would wear

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Speaker 1: like gin shorts a lot because I just thought that

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Speaker 1: was in the convenience and I would totally have to

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Speaker 1: like try and hide it. Oh yeah shorts. No, I

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Speaker 1: would have to tuck it into like the waste of why.

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Speaker 1: I can't even believe flip it up talking about that.

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Speaker 1: To flip it up, all right, we called me. That's true.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for telling us your Thank you very much,

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Speaker 1: all right, man, have a good night tonight. Yeah, sweet dreams.

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