Speaker 1: For all you audio listeners.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the.
Speaker 3: Get gone?
Speaker 1: Welcome back to this episode or welcome to this episode
Speaker 1: of Emergency inter Com. Today we're going to be talking
Speaker 1: about Drew's plastic surgery.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got some work done and he just feels
Speaker 1: like he's been setting the beauty standard for a while
Speaker 1: now and he.
Speaker 3: Has to speak on it. I've been lying about my
Speaker 3: BBL and his big balls. I've been lying about my
Speaker 3: cack enlargement. It's real, your.
Speaker 1: B L ball enlargement and lowerment. It's to make them
Speaker 1: them hang.
Speaker 3: Lower ball enlargement and lowerment. So b E E.
Speaker 1: Ball ball enlargement and low and like lowerment. Shout the
Speaker 1: fuck out because what I mean b E E it'd
Speaker 1: be b E A L.
Speaker 3: Well, I thought you were saying in like E N lowerment,
Speaker 3: like E N L O no and lowerman.
Speaker 1: But like you know when they do like not abbreviations,
Speaker 1: but like, is that what it's called where it's the
Speaker 1: letters instead of like the words. When they do the abbreviations,
Speaker 1: they never be put in the A for the end.
Speaker 1: You just got to figure out where it goes. Why
Speaker 1: is that?
Speaker 3: Because I think everybody can just assume.
Speaker 1: Where it takes me a lot for work to know.
Speaker 3: It does take my brain a lot of like brain
Speaker 3: power to figure out abbreviations.
Speaker 1: I was watching something oh when we were watching Sonic too.
Speaker 1: They don't have like real government logos in them, like
Speaker 1: or anything that looks like a real government logo, which
Speaker 1: makes sense because they have to keep it in the
Speaker 1: world of like a video game. And I don't think
Speaker 1: there's real government involved in Sonic world or like in
Speaker 1: the Sega universe. I don't know, like I literally.
Speaker 3: Could surprise, but they support a cab in the Sonic universe.
Speaker 1: No, they actually support the opposite. At one point, Sonic
Speaker 1: puts on his blue coat again. It goes it's good
Speaker 1: to be in blue, like and me and my friends
Speaker 1: who saw it together were like.
Speaker 3: That's a little They were, yeah, like main.
Speaker 1: Guy was like a sheriff, so like he's literally it's
Speaker 1: like on some paw patrol ship. It's like, it's good
Speaker 1: to be in blue. It's good to be back in blue,
Speaker 1: like that's his way.
Speaker 3: Patrol is literally a psychological operation for our children.
Speaker 1: No, it's literally to put to put kids in not
Speaker 1: only the workforce, but like the police workforce. The fuck
Speaker 1: was I saying, Oh, but basically I was thinking yesterday
Speaker 1: for some reason because I'm thinking about the like debreviation FBI,
Speaker 1: and I literally was sitting on the couch and I
Speaker 1: was like, Federal Bureau of Investigation like it like it
Speaker 1: like took me a minute to think of it. And
Speaker 1: I was like, they don't have the O in there,
Speaker 1: like because it's not Federal Bureaucuse.
Speaker 3: Sb IO or FBL.
Speaker 1: The beginning of this is just showing how fucking dumb
Speaker 1: we are. We have said anything of like true into the.
Speaker 3: Craziest part is we have nothing to say because this
Speaker 3: is the second episode. We're recording in twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we have big plans, big plans, so we'll
Speaker 1: be gone forever. I'm probably not work coming back.
Speaker 3: Yeah maybe maybe running away. I am running away. I'm
Speaker 3: genuinely running away. Or maybe I'm running into the fire.
Speaker 3: I'm running towards my problems kind of.
Speaker 1: You're running up that damn hill. Yeah, you're pulling a Kate.
Speaker 3: But I'm going I'm going camping again, which is really
Speaker 3: exciting for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Why'd you laugh?
Speaker 1: Because anytime you like bring up camping, you're always talking
Speaker 1: about like you're like.
Speaker 3: Something's going to I was gonna say, something bad is
Speaker 3: gonna happen while I'm gone. It always when I go
Speaker 3: to you saw a camp, something bad happens every time.
Speaker 3: But you know, like I've accepted that, and like that's
Speaker 3: a small price. Like death is a small price to
Speaker 3: pay to get a weekend away. It's a small price
Speaker 3: to pay.
Speaker 1: No, you have to change the narrative. Actually, bad things
Speaker 1: happen to you because you attract them. Did you know
Speaker 1: that if bad things are happening to you, it's probably
Speaker 1: because you deserve them. That's just that's literally is the
Speaker 1: ideology of manifestation. Like that's like what you but just like.
Speaker 3: Preach like, oh I'm manifest. I am those bitches.
Speaker 1: Yeah you are the problem.
Speaker 3: I manifest all my bad problems. Like it's really fucked up.
Speaker 3: Like I'll fester them. I'll be in bed, just like
Speaker 3: right before I fall asleep, just thinking of literally all
Speaker 3: the worst shit possible that could happen, and then eventually
Speaker 3: it comes true and it's because I manifested them. Maybe
Speaker 3: I should spend my time laying in bed manifesting all
Speaker 3: the good things that can happen, and maybe they'll start
Speaker 3: coming true.
Speaker 1: I spend my time in bed manifesting having sex and
Speaker 1: oh my god, I do it like comes to fruition,
Speaker 1: like it like works out for me. Like I'm always having.
Speaker 3: Sex, that's sure, she is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I am always. I'm always like I've always got
Speaker 1: a bone to pick at. You get it, like I
Speaker 1: have a bone to pick, but I have a bone
Speaker 1: to pick it like I'm picking at that bone.
Speaker 3: Like, guys, we need to look over in that corner.
Speaker 3: You see that orange packet. Yeah, I took fourteen of
Speaker 3: them today, mushroom gummies.
Speaker 1: So you're tripping today.
Speaker 3: Not yet, not yet, but it'll come up on the
Speaker 3: podcast and y'all will see me in a full blown
Speaker 3: mushroom trip.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have an ego death on the podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be actually fucked up, just something casual
Speaker 3: like it's I do it like three times a day.
Speaker 1: You have ego death three times.
Speaker 3: Ye, death isn't real. I genuinely believe that you can't
Speaker 3: have death.
Speaker 1: The thing is, you said this before. I think you
Speaker 1: said this on like four up.
Speaker 3: It's it's a core belief of mine. It just doesn't make.
Speaker 1: You're always like because if you think you had ego death,
Speaker 1: your ego is still intact because you believe it's.
Speaker 2: Episode four minutes in exactly.
Speaker 3: Watch that view, right, I just listen.
Speaker 1: You've twenty eight minutes and and it's Drew being like,
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking slot, I'm a whore, Like I love.
Speaker 3: I love having I love getting ran through total verse.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what that means. I'm saying shit
Speaker 3: like I'm not even I don't even know what that ship.
Speaker 1: So are you a slut or no?
Speaker 3: I am, but I don't know what verse means, Like
Speaker 3: I'm not that.
Speaker 1: It sounds like like why would you even use that
Speaker 1: vocabulary because like normal people don't say that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm a sleigh. I'm a sleigh in bed with
Speaker 3: whatever partner I decided that.
Speaker 1: Day here, So saying you're a person that being like,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying because I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: I just saw that online, Like I don't actually know
Speaker 1: what that means. I was gonna say something and I
Speaker 1: literally forgot, Oh are we gonna comment on my shirt?
Speaker 1: Like no one has any comments, Like I'm turning a
Speaker 1: new tide, like oh yeah, I was on my time
Speaker 1: men ship, but like I'm just I'm gonna like, like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call it now, like we're going into a
Speaker 1: pro men, yes.
Speaker 2: In front of the trend yeah, like.
Speaker 1: And his trend forecasting man me trend forecasting when it's
Speaker 1: like I got this shirt, Like I didn't make the shirt,
Speaker 1: so like one of my tread forecasting I just.
Speaker 2: Was wondering, like who got the shirts for you?
Speaker 1: And who who got the shirt for me? It's from
Speaker 1: Hollywood Gifts like that, it's from a brand.
Speaker 2: But yeah, technically Kai was.
Speaker 1: The hook up. Kai was the plug. Yes, it's not
Speaker 1: the first time he's like been a third person party
Speaker 1: in terms of transactions that aren't necessarily legal, but we
Speaker 1: don't have to talk about it.
Speaker 3: He's a drug dealer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, amongst other things.
Speaker 3: I'm about to take a trip. I'm turning like I'm
Speaker 3: turning to Have you ever heard the word altoid? Like,
Speaker 3: have you ever listened to it? The word altoid is
Speaker 3: fucking discussing? What does that even mean? Altoid?
Speaker 2: It's so annoying. I actually remember the first time I
Speaker 2: heard it in like third grade and being like, just
Speaker 2: why not call it candy?
Speaker 1: You remember that far back? Kai there's actually no way
Speaker 1: you remember all the way back to third grade. That's
Speaker 1: over twenty years ago. You don't remember that, like you
Speaker 1: really don't. That's two decades ago.
Speaker 2: Kai, Oh my god, it is holy.
Speaker 3: Wait do you actually know what age you were in
Speaker 3: third grade? Off your head like that?
Speaker 1: Yeah you're like seven, or yeah, you're like seven six
Speaker 1: or seven, you're like seven.
Speaker 3: No concept of time.
Speaker 1: I think I only have concept because that's around the
Speaker 1: time my mom literally decided to like abandon and ruin
Speaker 1: my life. So trust, trust and belief. Also, I trust
Speaker 1: and belief I did not for yeah, but also why.
Speaker 3: And just laughing at like trauma.
Speaker 1: Also I have siblings who are that age, so it's
Speaker 1: just like off top off top of dome, which I
Speaker 1: give a lot and very well.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. I watched like thirty six movies last night.
Speaker 3: I could not sleep.
Speaker 1: I couldn't sleep either, and I don't know what the
Speaker 1: fuck I was doing. I have work to do, like
Speaker 1: trust and believe.
Speaker 3: I have so much work to do.
Speaker 1: I have to like pack, I have things to do,
Speaker 1: But instead I sat in my bed and made tiktoks forever,
Speaker 1: which is exactly why I shouldn't have that app like
Speaker 1: I'm so bored because fucking Fortnite was down last night.
Speaker 1: It was literally the worst thing that happened to me.
Speaker 1: Kaya I played one round. It was so good. I
Speaker 1: was on such a good streak last night and that
Speaker 1: a Fortnite went down. No, it was It was really
Speaker 1: the worst thing that happened to me. I can't stress enough.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just like laid in bed to like six am,
Speaker 3: watching movies and shows all night like I watch. Honestly,
Speaker 3: it almost broke my top four on letterblocks. But then
Speaker 3: I thought about it, and I was like, you're just
Speaker 3: being like fucking stupid, Like you're just trying to be
Speaker 3: different weird, which I can recognize sometimes I my brain
Speaker 3: works in that way where I'm like I want to
Speaker 3: be as different and weird as possible. But I never
Speaker 3: give into those weird thoughts because I am who I
Speaker 3: am at the end of the day. But I watched
Speaker 3: the Lego movie last night, and first one, Yes, that
Speaker 3: ship is actually so it's really good. It's like really
Speaker 3: like there are some like really like actually real ship
Speaker 3: that they're like commenting on in such like a fun
Speaker 3: I was laughing out loud in that's genuinely super good.
Speaker 3: It's super funny, super good, and like the subject matter
Speaker 3: is like super advanced. I was like, oh, whoa, this
Speaker 3: is like a ass movie.
Speaker 1: I was back to someone on a plane recently and
Speaker 1: they were watching it and cracking the fuck up.
Speaker 3: It's actually that funny. It's actually that funny.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I believe that, Like come on, like,
Speaker 1: come on, like come.
Speaker 2: On talking about how much we loved the Lego movie.
Speaker 3: It's actually really good.
Speaker 2: It is good though.
Speaker 1: You're texting me that last night and I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm going to bed that p and.
Speaker 3: He was like I'm up to I was like, I
Speaker 3: can't sleep either. I can't sleep either. Literally, just like that.
Speaker 2: And then I was true hinting that he wants to
Speaker 2: crawl in bed with.
Speaker 3: We haven't had this spend the night in a very
Speaker 3: long time.
Speaker 1: When was suffering very awfully from his PTSD from the
Speaker 1: break in, he would sleep in my bed almost too often.
Speaker 3: No, it was awesome for me.
Speaker 1: My little wing was like not getting the shriveled.
Speaker 3: The wing that the glitterist was shriveled.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was like evaporated. She was like a little
Speaker 1: dust bunny.
Speaker 3: Well, no, I just gave you your sensitivity back. You
Speaker 3: were abusing.
Speaker 1: You did give me a tolerance break.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I gave you. I gave you a masturbation t break.
Speaker 3: You were abusing her simply, I'm no fat right now.
Speaker 1: Huh, you're no fat right now? This like why, like
Speaker 1: how did we become like one of the most sexual
Speaker 1: like podcasts other than maybe like Ken moo Jo, and
Speaker 1: I haven't watched her podcast. I'm just a assuming she'd
Speaker 1: be talking about sex because we don't.
Speaker 3: Talk about sex. We talk about like playing, we talk
Speaker 3: about our own members, we talk about like the really
Speaker 3: lame ship.
Speaker 1: If I'm going to talk about something, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: my wing bot.
Speaker 3: Like we're just relatable.
Speaker 2: Everyone does a podcast. It's just a jacking off podcast.
Speaker 1: It's the masturbation podcast. Okay, sorry, I thought of something.
Speaker 1: I thought I had a thought, and it's it's not
Speaker 1: coming up.
Speaker 3: Do you want me to cry?
Speaker 1: No, you should, because I literally can't. I can't say it.
Speaker 1: And that's it for this episode.
Speaker 3: That's what it feels. I have nothing else to say that.
Speaker 1: I literally felt like I just talked for it.
Speaker 3: I have nothing else to say to y'all. Y'all are
Speaker 3: sucking me dry.
Speaker 1: Dry.
Speaker 3: You are literally stealing every ounce of conversation I have.
Speaker 1: And it's y'all, what what's insane is the fact that
Speaker 1: I still talk my fucking ass off. You would think
Speaker 1: I do this and it like leaves me dead and
Speaker 1: silent for a week. Bitch. I get off of here,
Speaker 1: I get on my iPhone for like an hour, and
Speaker 1: I'm right back to it. Like I just need like
Speaker 1: a few minutes on iPhone having monkey brain like dopamine
Speaker 1: to like recharge. And then I'm like, all right, you now,
Speaker 1: I dabble.
Speaker 2: You do without fail every single episode for at this
Speaker 2: point forty two episodes. As soon as we turn off
Speaker 2: the camera, you just go to the couch and are
Speaker 2: on TikTok yeah for like an hour straight and then
Speaker 2: you're good yeah.
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, all right, I'm back, Like I
Speaker 1: literally like it. Actually, after the camera gets turned off,
Speaker 1: my brain is like it feels like an old TV
Speaker 1: turning off, like when like like when it would like
Speaker 1: like like that's what my brain feels like for like an.
Speaker 3: Hour after it is like actually so draining to talk
Speaker 3: for an hour. Like people don't realize that, but I
Speaker 3: have the hardest job in the.
Speaker 2: World is America.
Speaker 3: It's like I'm I do harder work than the average American. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 1: Gonna say, because like, yes, we can argue like whatever
Speaker 1: nine to five, you have to get up blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: but like I have to sit here and like be myself,
Speaker 1: which like that the most courageous thing you can do.
Speaker 3: So hard this day.
Speaker 1: And age, nobody wants to be themselves.
Speaker 3: And like the hardest part about it is being loved
Speaker 3: by everybody.
Speaker 1: Not being able to go outside, like living in a
Speaker 1: city like la and not being able to go outside
Speaker 1: without the chance of someone knowing who you are.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just a nightmare.
Speaker 1: It literally is it. Like I'm at least we have
Speaker 1: each other to understand because like these these people watch
Speaker 1: it like they.
Speaker 3: Literally have no idea what we're talking about. Like just
Speaker 3: like really it's unnatural, Like humans weren't meant to be
Speaker 3: seen by this many people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we But but the thing is, like we
Speaker 1: are the people to put ourselves in that position for
Speaker 1: their enjoyment.
Speaker 3: We're like we're like God, we are good people. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like we are, we are we are better. We lock
Speaker 3: ourselves in the zoo so they can observe us. If
Speaker 3: only y'all could see the cage that's around us right now.
Speaker 3: We literally record the podcast in the cage and go
Speaker 3: and sleep in the corner and wake up again.
Speaker 1: There's a little stack of hay in the corner from
Speaker 1: our body.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I eat the hay that.
Speaker 1: You said on Why would you eat the hay that
Speaker 1: I smell? I would you eat the like I sweat on.
Speaker 3: That flakes.
Speaker 1: Like you're eating my doodoo flakes. You're stink, my little stink.
Speaker 3: Oh, I love a good smell. I love a good
Speaker 3: bad smell.
Speaker 2: Is that like your Texas accent? You say stink stink?
Speaker 2: Say stink stink?
Speaker 1: But isn't it stink stink stink stink.
Speaker 2: No, it is stink, But doesn't you say stink stink?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: But I guess that's like, what.
Speaker 1: Do you want to say? Stink sink sink.
Speaker 3: I also say, I'm going to draw.
Speaker 2: A picture that has to be Texas too.
Speaker 3: It's that Texan draw.
Speaker 1: Wait, somewhere I saw, Oh, I think I saw on
Speaker 1: like the Reddit page or something like the other day
Speaker 1: that someone was like, it's so crazy how Madeline still
Speaker 1: has her accent. And then like Drew does it, and.
Speaker 3: I was like, it is it is crazy I had
Speaker 3: that accent. But I also just think like I never
Speaker 3: really fully had like an actual Texas accent, Texan accent,
Speaker 3: like a Southern accent. I think, like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: she's always she's always feels the attention from me.
Speaker 1: She always I'm not getting that burp actually left bubble
Speaker 1: right here, Like it actually like knocked me a little.
Speaker 3: But I don't think I ever really had a Texas accent.
Speaker 3: I think like or Texan accent. I think I just
Speaker 3: like have a better vocabulary than the average person. So
Speaker 3: it's just like it was hard for me to have that. No, genuinely,
Speaker 3: I like just didn't have one. And then but I
Speaker 3: actually have noticed a bunch recently that people are like
Speaker 3: when I talked to madd On on the phone, they
Speaker 3: were like Drew's text and accent came out or comes
Speaker 3: out when he's talking on the phone. And I watched
Speaker 3: that clip over and over again to like try to
Speaker 3: hear my text and accent, and there were like fifty
Speaker 3: comments talking about it, and I, for the life of me,
Speaker 3: could not hear like a change in my like accent.
Speaker 3: But then when I'm on the phone with my grandma
Speaker 3: or like one of my Texas friends. Like my accent
Speaker 3: like literally comes out like crazy. It's literally like Elsie
Speaker 3: talking with her mom. Yeah, like and it's like it's
Speaker 3: something so like like instinctual in me. Like I don't
Speaker 3: even like consciously do it. It just happens. But yeah, in
Speaker 3: Grandberry we say like sligh and serve.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's cool.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, my hometown. I just like I haven't
Speaker 3: thought about it in like since the Billboard video, and
Speaker 3: like that place is psycho my I love it. Though
Speaker 3: it's like literally such like a change of pace.
Speaker 1: It's like a different world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it really is. Just like I go back and
Speaker 3: I live, and that's like I don't do anything but
Speaker 3: eat McDonald's and drive my mom's car one hundred and
Speaker 3: twenty miles per hour up and down the road. You've
Speaker 3: been in it, dude, that was probably that was so
Speaker 3: fucked up of me to do to you, because like
Speaker 3: I was literally like not suicidal, but I was like
Speaker 3: at like a very low point in my life after
Speaker 3: my rather died and you were in Granberry and I
Speaker 3: was like, look how fast we can go? And it
Speaker 3: was like midnight and I was like like just zooming
Speaker 3: up and down the back room.
Speaker 1: You know what, though, like I I didn't experience a death,
Speaker 1: but I was like in like also a tumultuous time.
Speaker 1: So I literally did not sucking guess it because that's
Speaker 1: like I was partaking in the same kind of like
Speaker 1: really like let's see how high I could get my
Speaker 1: adrenaline so I could feel a lot together. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: I just like, I literally I don't do that shit though.
Speaker 3: That is genuinely like some of the dumbest shit that
Speaker 3: I've ever done. What or do is like go fast
Speaker 3: in the car, Like that's like actually, like I can
Speaker 3: I recognize that that is like really really stupid and dangerous,
Speaker 3: but I just like doing it. But I also, to clarify,
Speaker 3: do it on like desolate desolate back roads in Texas
Speaker 3: where like literally there hasn't been a soul driving on
Speaker 3: it but me for the last eight hours. So it's
Speaker 3: just like whatever, but yeah, very dangerous time in my life.
Speaker 1: Sorry. I went to go smell my fucking armpit because
Speaker 1: something in this area stinks and I thought it was me,
Speaker 1: and I hit my fucking forehead with my rings.
Speaker 3: Girl, that's my ball grease no, that girl that fucking
Speaker 3: Coachella like an onion.
Speaker 1: It smells like a single onion, like.
Speaker 3: Probably rotten food back here, like there's always something rotten.
Speaker 3: The girl at Coachella that was like raising her hands
Speaker 3: and she's like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw that,
Speaker 3: and she like looked away. She's my hero. She's like,
Speaker 3: I got comments like I'm smelling the onion. Yeah it's
Speaker 3: Josh's food. He probably ordered onion food.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it fully is Josh's food. The thing is,
Speaker 1: I've had got common where people are like, are we
Speaker 1: gonna ignore that? And you smell yourself? Who fucking cares?
Speaker 1: Because y'all are the kind of bitches to be in
Speaker 1: a room smelling bad, wondering what's smelling bad? And it's
Speaker 1: you because you don't smell yourself like you need to.
Speaker 1: You need to take accountability, yeah for smelling like ship.
Speaker 3: She did what she had to do and like she like, yeah,
Speaker 3: she had her hands up, she put her hands down,
Speaker 3: and that self awareness that I love and support.
Speaker 1: She did what she needed to do.
Speaker 3: She had her hands up and put her hands yeah,
Speaker 3: and I support her thoroughly.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I like need to light a fucking candle because
Speaker 1: it smells like I.
Speaker 3: Need I need a j right now, like literally, so fucking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just suck that down. Imagine I did just that
Speaker 1: would be awesome.
Speaker 3: No one's commented on my mudwater because we're over it.
Speaker 1: Hold on, actually, because I like, literally.
Speaker 2: Wow, that looks so fucking wow yeah, wow wow wow Wow.
Speaker 3: Again. I know I say that again, but it's very real.
Speaker 3: It's very real for me. I am surrounded by dangerous people, Diane,
Speaker 3: And you are dangerous when you.
Speaker 1: Just admitted to like going one hundred and twenty miles
Speaker 1: an hour with me in the passengers and twisted.
Speaker 3: And they play mind games with me. You can see
Speaker 3: what they do to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we do.
Speaker 3: When the cameras are off, it's a different story. It
Speaker 3: may seem lighthearted and fine, true, but they attack me.
Speaker 2: You're acting crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're fucking ligerly.
Speaker 2: Did you take your meds today?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: See did you take your pills? Open your mouth?
Speaker 1: Let me see it undertongue. Oh oh? Has I been
Speaker 1: in your mouth all the.
Speaker 2: Time chewing the lithium?
Speaker 1: What I've spoken to my therapist for like two months?
Speaker 3: You're ghostinger again, I'm not spoken to have you? Like,
Speaker 3: did you get the last response in or did.
Speaker 1: She yeah, she got the last response I just or no, no.
Speaker 3: Like the conversation ended cordially.
Speaker 1: It was really cordial. I basically emailed my therapist and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, sorry, I've been like am I A.
Speaker 1: I just like haven't really had time to talk and
Speaker 1: I feel like I've been doing okay enough that I
Speaker 1: don't need to.
Speaker 3: Which is you need to talk.
Speaker 1: Like clinically insane. I actually like, you know when like
Speaker 1: in the beginning of interrogation, like YouTube videos where people
Speaker 1: are like it starts with like this video has been
Speaker 1: like analyzed by like psychologists, like we need that for Drew,
Speaker 1: like a psychologist to analyze footage.
Speaker 3: Of One thing about me, is I thoroughly believe that
Speaker 3: I could No, No, I was gonna say I could
Speaker 3: like commit a crime and then lie my way out
Speaker 3: of an interrogation. You absolutely not. I would genuinely like
Speaker 3: I could not commit a crime and go to jail
Speaker 3: for life for the crime I didn't commit because I
Speaker 3: would freak the fuck out.
Speaker 1: In Freeze and says all the time we were watching
Speaker 1: this interrogation, and I was like, this is how you
Speaker 1: would look like like this girl thinks she's killing it,
Speaker 1: and that's exactly how you would look. It's just like no, yeah.
Speaker 3: I want yeah.
Speaker 1: Me, Like I don't know what you're talking.
Speaker 2: About, dude, I would fold hard. I have never had
Speaker 2: a doubt in my mind. I am so transparent when
Speaker 2: it comes to being stressed out. Like people will be like,
Speaker 2: I feel like one time we were hanging out.
Speaker 3: I clocked you. Forever every time I can, I clock you.
Speaker 2: Like we're in the car and you've done this to
Speaker 2: me too. We're in the car, not even look at me,
Speaker 2: maybe even on your phone, and then my body will
Speaker 2: like tense up or something, and you'll go, oh, like
Speaker 2: you are acting weird as fun and it's like just no,
Speaker 2: no me.
Speaker 3: No, But I say you you're acting weird.
Speaker 2: Well, you'll just call me out for like.
Speaker 3: No, I don't call I'm like hi, are you all right?
Speaker 3: Like what's up? What do you think? This is what
Speaker 3: I say. I'm like, what are you thinking about?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, You'll be like no. A couple of times
Speaker 2: you'll be like I'll.
Speaker 1: Be like, you're being weird, you are being a freak.
Speaker 1: I'm like, the killer is in the back of it,
Speaker 1: Like I'm driving it. I just feel something about shift
Speaker 1: and like Kai when he is like, like, not in
Speaker 1: a mood, but like when you are like feeling something,
Speaker 1: you will get in my car and disappear in the car,
Speaker 1: Like I'll be driving for twenty minutes and I'm like
Speaker 1: then suddenly I look in my rooview mirror. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my.
Speaker 2: God, so bad, like faking it.
Speaker 1: But whatever, well, you gotta fake it till you make
Speaker 1: it and push all that shit down so get better.
Speaker 2: Exactly, yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: I'm really good. I'm not good at faking it. I
Speaker 1: don't think no, I think i'm good.
Speaker 3: I'm awful. Well, no, I'm good when I need to
Speaker 3: be good. But when I want people to be like
Speaker 3: what's wrong, or like you're terrorizing the vibe right now,
Speaker 3: I like it Sometimes intentionally do it, Like when we
Speaker 3: were walking up to Coachella. That was unintentional, but I
Speaker 3: wasn't even trying to hide it. I was just like,
Speaker 3: I'm in a bad mood. But like when I intentionally
Speaker 3: want someone to be like what's wrong, Like, I'll like
Speaker 3: play it up a little bit.
Speaker 1: You're so annoying, It's true.
Speaker 3: He's like, no, I'm good, No, exactly, I'm telling the
Speaker 3: goddamn truth, Like that's what. That's the thing about me
Speaker 3: is I tell the truth. I say what people.
Speaker 1: Are you're not you're lying? Like how are you lying
Speaker 1: as you're talking about telling the truth, Like you're lying
Speaker 1: about telling the truth. I don't think I'm a good
Speaker 1: liar at all, Like I think I'm really bad, Like
Speaker 1: I fold really easily. But mainly I I speak before
Speaker 1: I think so often that I don't even think to
Speaker 1: lie before I tell the truth, like I just am
Speaker 1: naturally Like oh yeah, why is this because I don't
Speaker 1: think to lie, because I'm not a piece of shit,
Speaker 1: Like I'm literally one of the best people on earth.
Speaker 3: See I quote me on that, They're like, okay, this, this,
Speaker 3: this is like I lie when it's fun and funny obviously,
Speaker 3: like we know that about me. Half they should I
Speaker 3: say a funny lie like whatever. But when the time
Speaker 3: to tell the truth happens, like I like when when
Speaker 3: it's like a serious moment, I don't lie. I tell
Speaker 3: the truth. Except when someone asked me about my own emotions,
Speaker 3: then I lie, so no, I'm happy, So I'm happy.
Speaker 3: And then I bottle it up and shove it way
Speaker 3: deep down honestly, I honestly.
Speaker 1: Bottle it up and shove it up my whole like
Speaker 1: everything was shoving it down, but I bottle it and
Speaker 1: put it.
Speaker 3: In me exactly. No, I like there's something like, actually,
Speaker 3: I like recognize this ron with me because like when
Speaker 3: I bottle shit down, like everyone's like, oh, it's gonna
Speaker 3: boil over. It's gonna boil over. I've been bottling shit
Speaker 3: for like fifteen years and it somehow just like evaporates
Speaker 3: in my gut and my shit at.
Speaker 1: That is literally not true. That is like that is
Speaker 1: so far from the truth.
Speaker 3: No, it's true.
Speaker 1: No, it's literally not like I I think, like you
Speaker 1: don't you think you're good at it?
Speaker 2: But like it do you remember that video of the
Speaker 2: Cony twenty twelve guy like getting naked and just yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's gonna be drewing literally two years. He's like, no,
Speaker 2: I've bottled it for fifteen years, Like I'm but it's good.
Speaker 3: Like I've said that now, like there's gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 3: snap one day. It's like it's gonna be crazy, Like
Speaker 3: people are gonna be like, oh was this like a
Speaker 3: bit like what is he doing? And I'm gonna be
Speaker 3: like literally rolling around naked on the floor of fucking Hollywood.
Speaker 2: Like.
Speaker 3: Literally putting rocks in my ass. It's gonna be crazy.
Speaker 1: That's gonna make you like way down, Like, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna recreate the movie at Holland Drive?
Speaker 1: What was that? What was that? Because I blinked and
Speaker 1: then I heard something? What was that? You almost dropped something?
Speaker 3: Actually that was just a moment between me Kai and
Speaker 3: the viewers.
Speaker 1: Oh the thing is you put off the fucking candle somehow?
Speaker 3: No, it just dies?
Speaker 2: Is it a glossy candle? Yes?
Speaker 1: And I want another one so bad?
Speaker 3: But the birds Kai every time that, like if you
Speaker 3: want to make Kyla just burn?
Speaker 1: That was like yours is like a baby burp.
Speaker 3: That's how babies purp drinking baby diarrhea.
Speaker 1: Ship right now.
Speaker 2: Babies don't have any social awareness to know that burps
Speaker 2: are funny yet. So it was like ship and burp
Speaker 2: and just be like serious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just like did it?
Speaker 3: Like brain, wait, why are why do I want a kid?
Speaker 1: You awful bother you? After saying like yeah, I just
Speaker 1: borrow everything up and I've been doing it for fifteen years.
Speaker 1: Why do I want a kid?
Speaker 3: I drove my parents around in Los Angeles for a week,
Speaker 3: and on the way to Malibu, I had a very
Speaker 3: serious conversation with myself in my head where I was like, like,
Speaker 3: this is what it's like having children, and I actually
Speaker 3: like it. That would be dangerous me, you can it
Speaker 3: would be dark.
Speaker 1: Sided thinking a conversation with yourself. Girl, you're just thinking.
Speaker 3: No, we were having dialogue Altars Drew, should we try
Speaker 3: for a kid. I'm so happy you finally asked I
Speaker 3: can't reach.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should start trying. I'll carry Yeah, just deciding
Speaker 2: who's going to carry the chat.
Speaker 1: Also that quick, just like yeah, I'll do it like
Speaker 1: it's on me. It's on me, the baby's on me.
Speaker 1: Like I'll do it. I still literally I feel like
Speaker 1: we've talked about like wanting kids possibly on this podcast
Speaker 1: so much. It's a relatable talk for I'm down, but
Speaker 1: I'm sot like I think i'd be a really bad mom.
Speaker 1: I think I'd be really like, without realizing it, like
Speaker 1: fucking awful. Because I genuinely had this thought. I was
Speaker 1: going through my closet and folding everything, and I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: I have like such a cool, like collection of clothing
Speaker 1: building up. I get to give this to my daughter,
Speaker 1: and then I really thought about it, and I was like,
Speaker 1: let me see my daughter look better on my clothing
Speaker 1: than I ever did. No, I'm gonna be like, damn,
Speaker 1: you look bad, Like you look really bad in that, Like, oh, it's.
Speaker 3: Gonna be so cute when like my grandkids are going
Speaker 3: through like my kid's Addict and they find like a
Speaker 3: rack of like all of my clothes on there and they're.
Speaker 1: Like they find three shirts.
Speaker 3: Vintage ship like this. Hello, this is gonna be worth
Speaker 3: like two hundred dollars in the future. This link tour
Speaker 3: cre marriage. Yeah, it's a grail. There are so many
Speaker 3: people watching right now that want their shirt getting goes
Speaker 3: at let's say six forty. Okay, I have a surprise.
Speaker 3: What damn I always bring out all the surprises. Thing is.
Speaker 1: The thing is, whatever he just pulled out was out
Speaker 1: of our fucking fridge. So like I wears all, I
Speaker 1: probably put it in there. Oh, which one.
Speaker 2: Do you want?
Speaker 3: You choose? It's it's your surprise. Okay. Inflation isn't real
Speaker 3: because these are still like y'all are actually fucking saying
Speaker 3: I genuinely.
Speaker 1: I was literally making it up because they want.
Speaker 3: To break greed. This is proof that it's corporate greed.
Speaker 3: Inflation wouldn't be real if everybody just stuck to their
Speaker 3: prices all the time and we could just live in
Speaker 3: harmony forever.
Speaker 1: That's what you were. One of the smartest people I
Speaker 1: know you.
Speaker 3: Literally, I need to hear.
Speaker 1: Ki what were you gonna say? You were gonna say something.
Speaker 1: You took a minor break because something really bad happened
Speaker 1: to me, guys, so you should.
Speaker 2: Comment like people were.
Speaker 3: What are you saying?
Speaker 2: People were, Okay.
Speaker 3: You can go, you can go, you can go, We'll chill.
Speaker 3: What people were, Oh fuck, all right, it's down out
Speaker 3: of my hand. I'm not gonna do anything. And you
Speaker 3: put your down to this ship.
Speaker 1: Takes you so fucking good? What the actually?
Speaker 3: Literally, Miss Arizona put her pussy in this. I swear
Speaker 3: to god, it's scary.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: The pussy of the green tea leafing?
Speaker 1: They literally like, what there? This is? Squirt Like what
Speaker 1: it's like? Fucking me up?
Speaker 3: This is an apple flavor? To try this, it has
Speaker 3: like the essence of apple.
Speaker 1: I used to get this one.
Speaker 3: Arizona sponsor us.
Speaker 1: What were you saying cappine. Isn't this keep going?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: People were I swear to god, I was just gonna
Speaker 3: take it. I was literally just gonna take a.
Speaker 1: Big I used to drink like three of these like
Speaker 1: every day in high school and middle It's.
Speaker 3: Only ten calories, which are surprising. I thought it would
Speaker 3: be like six.
Speaker 2: How many grams of sugar? Isn't that it's gonna be
Speaker 2: like forty grams? Right?
Speaker 1: Forty nine?
Speaker 2: F yea. That's like that's not good for you.
Speaker 3: I mean I need coath to survive, baby, that's true.
Speaker 2: I'm an idiot.
Speaker 1: It's like how they give cows skittles, Say what you're inside?
Speaker 2: Oh? People were ubering back from Coachella to LA, like
Speaker 2: I heard of.
Speaker 1: Like wait, but how much would that be?
Speaker 2: Dude? Some people spent like one thousand dollars because it.
Speaker 3: Was Ubers were driving from LA anyways. Like all the
Speaker 3: Ubers that I had were from LA at Coachella. Really yeah,
Speaker 3: they all drive.
Speaker 1: Down Yeah, so they were probably going to go back anyway,
Speaker 1: and they were just like damn.
Speaker 2: I'll make a bag while I you know, Like we
Speaker 2: would try to get an uber to an after party
Speaker 2: and it was like one hundred and ten dollars just
Speaker 2: like to go like what ten miles or something. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then.
Speaker 3: It's like literally two hundred thousand people are all trying.
Speaker 1: To do Yeah.
Speaker 2: So one of my friends, I guess blacked out and
Speaker 2: ordered an uber back to LA and it was like
Speaker 2: during the rush of everyone going to after parties and
Speaker 2: it was like eight hundred and fifty bucks. Oh, I'm
Speaker 2: blacked in. But I guess the drive wasn't bad at
Speaker 2: all because it was at like three am in the
Speaker 2: middle of the festival, so it was Yeah, it took
Speaker 2: like two and a half hours, but it like got
Speaker 2: caught in like the surge pricing or.
Speaker 1: Did they mean to leave.
Speaker 2: I think that they did make the decision. They were
Speaker 2: like I want to go home.
Speaker 1: Like three hours from home and be like I'm and
Speaker 1: like just blacked out and like hitting.
Speaker 3: Home on your uber, Like that's literally what YA was
Speaker 3: trying to make me do. On day three, She's.
Speaker 1: Like, bitch, I was like, you know, like eight million
Speaker 1: people here, bitch, I do forget.
Speaker 3: That I am a bit of a socialite and every
Speaker 3: everybody I know loves me and would be so willing
Speaker 3: to get me a ride back.
Speaker 1: I forget that yeah, but you do have to do
Speaker 1: things for them, like in a sexual way. So it's
Speaker 1: like is it love? Are they using you?
Speaker 3: It's not using me because I want it badly? Eight
Speaker 3: hundred dollars Uber that's actually fucking insane, Like the uber
Speaker 3: prices in general.
Speaker 1: For Coachella, me and our we're talking about this, we
Speaker 1: were like, literally, thank god we can afford to like
Speaker 1: come and leave here, or like specifically leave because you
Speaker 1: can get an uber for like fifty dollars there if
Speaker 1: you like timed it right, but to leave it was
Speaker 1: always one hundred and fifty dollars plus. And I was like,
Speaker 1: holy shit, like that is insane. That is unreal.
Speaker 3: Like even that price fifty dollars uber is like insanely
Speaker 3: high for how far we were going.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, it was literally a twenty five minute drive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so like it's it's already insanely high. But like yeah,
Speaker 3: like what else would you do?
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, Like it's like you either be safe.
Speaker 1: I guess it's making the decision like Okay, do you
Speaker 1: want to go there and stay sober and drive or
Speaker 1: do you want to like be safe and not take
Speaker 1: your car because you probably what oh my yead stay sober.
Speaker 1: What are you looking at You're looking at my tits
Speaker 1: right now? What were you just looking at my boobs?
Speaker 2: Did you think that was subtle? True?
Speaker 3: What I was even doing that?
Speaker 1: You fully just bet your body forward to look at
Speaker 1: my boobs.
Speaker 3: I'm not even looking at your fucking boobs.
Speaker 1: Like now you're looking right now like STARp.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, y'all. Are you're such a curve? Like
Speaker 3: everything you do, everything I do?
Speaker 1: Hi, why are you covering yourself?
Speaker 2: I'm showing respect, but.
Speaker 1: I'm holding respect by not acknowledging that there's a woman
Speaker 1: in the room, because I will indefinitely sexualize.
Speaker 2: You if I look at you exactly.
Speaker 3: That's the male gaze. Or no, that's literally not what
Speaker 3: that means.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are a male gaze. Oh oh oh.
Speaker 3: We had a five minute bit of us just slurping.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: When we were doing that, I was like, dude, you
Speaker 1: guys are such freaks for watching this.
Speaker 3: They're not freaks. They're actually like brave, like they're warriors.
Speaker 3: If you make it through every episode, I like, if
Speaker 3: you make it this far into this episode, I literally
Speaker 3: need to see like a comment or something.
Speaker 1: You're getting a badge of honor because.
Speaker 3: I yeah, you're literally like like I will like acknowledge
Speaker 3: and not acknowledge it because I don't have the time,
Speaker 3: but I will read it and I will.
Speaker 2: See there's comments of people. It will be like I
Speaker 2: just found out about this podcast. I watched. I binged
Speaker 2: every episode over the last like two weeks. You like,
Speaker 2: I need to see an MRI scan of that person's brain.
Speaker 3: Big now, it's it's not even a skittle. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: literally are yeah sour skill the yellow Ones.
Speaker 1: It's just nasty, dude, that is so insane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yea, but like, just say something. I made it
Speaker 3: this far into the episode wherever the time saying I.
Speaker 1: Want to play Fortnite so bad right now, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be really honest, like it's all I can think about it.
Speaker 3: Let's do it on Patreon.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: That would be me literally fucking you have a video
Speaker 3: of us playing in my video Fortnight coming out tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I'm itching. I'm literally itching.
Speaker 3: Wait when is your video coming out?
Speaker 1: There should be today, but I might be late.
Speaker 3: Okay, work Mine is probably gonna come out tomorrow then sorry,
Speaker 3: we're discussing work and scheduling. That's what it's like being
Speaker 3: an influencer, scheduling out your.
Speaker 1: Videos, taking meetings exactly, girl, I love. I love a
Speaker 1: good influencer saying like yeah, like I wake up and
Speaker 1: then I take meetings. I'm like, you don't do that.
Speaker 3: You don't do that.
Speaker 1: I don't do that, but like maybe some of you
Speaker 1: bitches actually have that.
Speaker 3: But like I well, I just call like any phone
Speaker 3: call that I have a meeting, like any Like I'm like,
Speaker 3: I was doing meetings literally just to make myself feel
Speaker 3: like I'm productive, when like, in reality, I do nothing
Speaker 3: all the time, all the fucking time. I am fucking
Speaker 3: munching these downs.
Speaker 1: It tastes.
Speaker 3: Really, I am actually destroying this.
Speaker 1: You're never gonna hear me sing again because I'm gona
Speaker 1: kill myself, oh my god. And then then you're gonna
Speaker 1: I love saying that to people.
Speaker 3: Then you're gonna miss me.
Speaker 1: Then you'll be like, damn, I should have taken that
Speaker 1: for granted, like that thing that you didn't like, You're
Speaker 1: gonna look back and be.
Speaker 3: Like, you know what, I could use that right, Oh
Speaker 3: I think about that shit all the time. I'm like,
Speaker 3: what I'm annoyed by, like with like my friends or
Speaker 3: relationships or family. I'm like, you know what, it may
Speaker 3: be annoying in the moment, but when they eventually pass away,
Speaker 3: because to me, I'm gonna outlive everybody. It's gonna be
Speaker 3: sad when I'm all alone. I think I'm gonna be
Speaker 3: like one hundred and fifty six.
Speaker 1: You what from thinking you're gonna diet like thirty.
Speaker 3: Now, well it's twenty five because I have to make
Speaker 3: a million dollars from twenty five, which I have like
Speaker 3: seven more months or what is it?
Speaker 2: You have literally one more month?
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I'm like, I don't know how you're gonna
Speaker 3: make it, y'all. This may be y'all better say with
Speaker 3: these moments seriously, because.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I have such little fathom of real life.
Speaker 1: I don't know what making a million dollars would even
Speaker 1: do for someone Like I'm literally genuinely, what does that
Speaker 1: do for you?
Speaker 3: At this point? It means nothing to me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, you were literally just doing that. You're
Speaker 1: just doing it to say you did it, like you're not.
Speaker 1: That's not it's not changing anything about your life. You're
Speaker 1: literally just doing it to be like I did that
Speaker 1: one time, and it's like cool, like you still suck.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, and I'm having fun.
Speaker 3: Me.
Speaker 1: That's the thing about me, is like I am alive
Speaker 1: to have fun, have sex, and have a laugh.
Speaker 3: Yeah. At the end of the day, the meaning of
Speaker 3: life is to breed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's to breed and live. My Oh.
Speaker 2: For me, it's just all about helping people and just
Speaker 2: being positive and chill.
Speaker 1: And you are like one of the most negative energies
Speaker 1: everment in my life.
Speaker 3: That was beautiful.
Speaker 1: You're beautiful.
Speaker 3: That's really just like so good. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That used to be like my idea, but then I
Speaker 1: was like, wait, you could be really nice to someone
Speaker 1: and they still treat you like shit. You know what,
Speaker 1: I'm here to have fun, even though I still been
Speaker 1: over backwards everybody.
Speaker 3: About to say, I do make it an effort to
Speaker 3: just be nice to literally everybody, like just give everybody
Speaker 3: the benefit of the doubt and see their side. And
Speaker 3: maybe I don't agree with it, but I think everybody
Speaker 3: deserves that much.
Speaker 1: You are one of the best people I've ever met.
Speaker 1: My wife like, did you just like teach yourself that
Speaker 1: or did.
Speaker 3: Someone tea It's just like this intuition that I have,
Speaker 3: like ever since I was a young child naturally, Yeah,
Speaker 3: basically a philosopher.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've always been a caretaker and.
Speaker 3: Like just like a giver I've been. I've been a giver.
Speaker 1: You're an EmPATH.
Speaker 3: I'm an EmPATH. I've been a giver my whole life.
Speaker 3: I just give so much.
Speaker 1: I am giving.
Speaker 3: It's giving. Wait, the giver, the giver is literally giving, Like,
Speaker 3: oh my god.
Speaker 1: That I haven't met the useless to give to the world.
Speaker 3: I know. Sorry, this is you're seeing us just like deteriorate.
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, okay, how do actually, how do people
Speaker 1: have podcasts for like three years? What the fuck are
Speaker 1: you talking about?
Speaker 3: Like what are you talking about that? And also so
Speaker 3: how do people record podcasts every day? Like I actually
Speaker 3: like or even like multiple times?
Speaker 1: Do people do anything every day? Like I'm done, I'm
Speaker 1: tapping out, Like I'm literally like.
Speaker 2: Like it's so funny because like we're gonna turn the
Speaker 2: camera and then you guys are gonna be talking for
Speaker 2: seven hours straight.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to shut the fuck up. We have
Speaker 1: somewhere to go after this, and then after I'm trying
Speaker 1: to meet with more people, I'm like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Right, okay, because I was like I made plans with
Speaker 3: Axel to go see movie today. Yeah, Weber a TikToker.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I don't know who that is. I'm
Speaker 1: not kidding.
Speaker 3: He's a guy that lives in the world's smallest apartment
Speaker 3: in La or in New York.
Speaker 1: Oh, the guy who's on the news. Are you joking here?
Speaker 3: But I am meeting with Axel. You're not going but
Speaker 3: not him?
Speaker 1: Not going to see me with that kid? Like what
Speaker 1: are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Like Western?
Speaker 1: That actually greeens me the living fuck out. I was like,
Speaker 1: why are you going to see a movie with that kid?
Speaker 1: Like why why is he here?
Speaker 2: Like the little actor boy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, psychological Yeah, Like I feel like you real, Is
Speaker 3: that a real person or is that I've discussed this,
Speaker 3: like I think he is an industry plant and he's
Speaker 3: like an actual robot. Like I know last night I
Speaker 3: was saying, like, like there is some human behind Mark
Speaker 3: Zuckerberg and his decisions, but actual Weber is a literal
Speaker 3: robot and he actually gives me Uncanny Valley and I'm
Speaker 3: scared of that. Man. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: He's just so good at being in front of a
Speaker 2: camera for TikTok, not even for like movie like TV
Speaker 2: and film, but for TikTok.
Speaker 1: You don't know that he's going to be big.
Speaker 2: He probably will be.
Speaker 3: No, I agree like what he does, he's so good.
Speaker 2: At yeah, and I'm just like it seems.
Speaker 3: He's infectious, which is annoying to me because I want
Speaker 3: to be that. But I'm like the opposite of it.
Speaker 1: You're like like hazardous, like hazard really, but it's your
Speaker 1: bio hazard infectious.
Speaker 3: Yo, we're on the podcast, just as on the podcast
Speaker 3: with this. What do you have to say?
Speaker 2: What I have a question.
Speaker 3: Of Okay, I have to call you back.
Speaker 1: Just believe what he said, Like, I'm so ugly.
Speaker 3: I'm like mass Man Day getting lifted on the airplane.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not that I'm anti mask is that it's
Speaker 1: just I don't.
Speaker 3: Believe in the muzzle exactly exactly, Like I know it
Speaker 3: is like me wanting to be comfortable.
Speaker 1: Anyway. So I'm so drunk right now.
Speaker 3: Holy shit, she's fucking lit.
Speaker 2: This phroto being taken. Like someone's gonna see that photo
Speaker 2: and be like, oh, that was taken. Like once they were.
Speaker 3: Done, I was like, while we were in the middle
Speaker 3: of the fucking episode.
Speaker 1: You know what it is? I actually have absolutely nothing
Speaker 1: fucking happening in my life. Like I genuinely I've said
Speaker 1: this for the past few months. I cannot stress enough
Speaker 1: monkey Brian, Like I don't know what's happening. I never
Speaker 1: know what's happening. I'm just letting life happen. And I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess I gotta go do this, and I go
Speaker 1: and do the thing, and then I'm like I'm waiting
Speaker 1: for another task, and then I avoid the task, and
Speaker 1: then I do it because I need to do it.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have so much shit going on. I have
Speaker 2: like deals and meetings that I have to make. I'm
Speaker 2: like moving money around constantly.
Speaker 1: So you're laundering money.
Speaker 2: Oh no, No, I'm just moving into different investments kind
Speaker 2: of like reevaluating what, like how much.
Speaker 1: This is what everybody who accidentally got involved in the
Speaker 1: money laundering scheme that is crypto trying to explain to
Speaker 1: their parents why they're out like two thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: I was looking I was doing my taxes for twenty
Speaker 3: twenty one, and I was like looking at my like
Speaker 3: statement and I was like, oh my god. Like in
Speaker 3: twenty twenty one, I got addicted to gambling again. It
Speaker 3: was just like not actually gambling, but like like throwing
Speaker 3: money at crypto, which is essentially gambling to me. But
Speaker 3: I still believe in it.
Speaker 1: And I got addicted to investing myself. That's how I guess.
Speaker 3: That's actually just like getting investing in pieces of cls.
Speaker 2: Did you know that you don't have to pay taxes?
Speaker 2: You don't? Yeah, you don't even have to do that.
Speaker 1: Are you serious?
Speaker 2: You can actually save a bunch of mone.
Speaker 3: Hr Blocks scammed me. They scammed me today yesterday because
Speaker 3: I was filing for an extension and because I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm not paying my tax I'm not doing that shit
Speaker 3: right now, I'm like, literally master procrastinator, I'm masturbator exactly.
Speaker 3: I went to file for an extension and I did
Speaker 3: it on my own, but it said it got rejected,
Speaker 3: and so I called H and R Block and I
Speaker 3: was like, I need to file for an extension and
Speaker 3: they were like, well, you have to pay us ninety
Speaker 3: nine dollars to even talk to us, and I was
Speaker 3: like okay, So I gave them ninety nine dollars and
Speaker 3: they were like, oh, we'll file it for you. Like
Speaker 3: it says you're not file it's not filed, and then
Speaker 3: we like on the fun I had like a thirty
Speaker 3: minute call with them. They filed it, and then she
Speaker 3: called me back like an hour later and was like, Oh,
Speaker 3: it got rejected. Don't be worried. It's because the first
Speaker 3: time you filed it on your own it went through.
Speaker 3: And I was like, so I paid you on ninety
Speaker 3: nine dollars for nothing, and she was like, well, it
Speaker 3: adds to like when we do our taxes together at
Speaker 3: the end of the year and I'm like, I don't
Speaker 3: do my taxes with H and R Block, so I'll
Speaker 3: just stole money from it.
Speaker 2: It's so crazy that there's like facial recognition, We're all
Speaker 2: being tracked constantly, but there's no like automated way just
Speaker 2: to take taxes.
Speaker 3: It's because attack like H and R Block and into
Speaker 3: It and Turbo Tax all lobbied against the government for
Speaker 3: years and paid congressman millions of dollars to vote that
Speaker 3: they have to be the one in power to during
Speaker 3: the tax season and all this crazy shit. And that's
Speaker 3: why taxes are so convoluted. It's because of places like
Speaker 3: H and R Block. I fucking I literally.
Speaker 1: You're supporting those places.
Speaker 3: Well, it's there's no other way. Like actually, like every
Speaker 3: tax season, I like get so angry thinking about it
Speaker 3: because I'm like, just please, you know how much fucking
Speaker 3: money I owe you, Send me that. Send me that
Speaker 3: on January first, and I will pay that to you,
Speaker 3: and I'll do my little stupid deductions. Like I won't
Speaker 3: even do deductions for you. I will literally just give
Speaker 3: you the money that you think I owe you, just
Speaker 3: so I don't have to fucking worry about going to jail.
Speaker 3: It's like the worst vibe.
Speaker 1: Why don't you just like call the I R S
Speaker 1: And figure it out.
Speaker 3: I actually did to like twenty I no, I literally
Speaker 3: did in twenty twenty two or in twenty twenty because
Speaker 3: since my like identity was stolen, like literally like for
Speaker 3: some reason, my like social wasn't working, and like when
Speaker 3: I filed my taxes, like I wasn't being recognized as
Speaker 3: like a real person, and I had like it said,
Speaker 3: I didn't file my taxes, and I was like, I
Speaker 3: filed my taxes and paid you on there, we'll sort
Speaker 3: this out. And then I had to be on the
Speaker 3: phone with him for four hours when I was back
Speaker 3: in Texas in April and twenty twenty two or twenty
Speaker 3: twenty fucking nightmare.
Speaker 1: Also, your identity like wasn't like stolen for some reason.
Speaker 1: It's because you used to carry your fucking social and
Speaker 1: your wallet. Yeah, and then you lost it at Universal
Speaker 1: when you were under a triggering. See you know, see
Speaker 1: how karma catches up to you when you do.
Speaker 3: Illegal thing keyword underage. I was a little child and
Speaker 3: you were feeding me alcohol, David, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Because you needed it.
Speaker 3: It's giving, David Dobrik, it's giving, David do Brak.
Speaker 1: It's giving. Defamation lawsuit.
Speaker 3: I mean he said it himself. He apologized for it,
Speaker 3: for giving you alcohol. No, I'm saying you gave me out.
Speaker 3: I thought you were saying it's defamation lawsuit because David
Speaker 3: Dericks gon to assume me.
Speaker 1: Yeah he is.
Speaker 3: Well, he said that, he admitted to it. He apologized,
Speaker 3: So it's not defamation. I my basis covered.
Speaker 1: You've thought about this.
Speaker 3: I am a lawyer, I'm training.
Speaker 1: So you're a lawyer, you're an EmPATH. You're clinically insane.
Speaker 1: We need to get that. I'm sure, sure, lawyer, EmPATH
Speaker 1: clinically sure, but that's literally all over the I don't
Speaker 1: think you could be like a true EmPATH and like
Speaker 1: be a lawyer.
Speaker 3: I think there's like a certain like a defending lawyer, but.
Speaker 1: Like even you could get on cases where you're defending
Speaker 1: something that you don't morally agree with. I think it's
Speaker 1: not about being an EmPATH. It's about being like you.
Speaker 3: Can only choose your cases. You can be like a
Speaker 3: lawyer and choose like cases where you're like, oh, this dude,
Speaker 3: Like there's this dude on TikTok. I think his name's
Speaker 3: like Lolo or something, Lola Bunny. Yeah, Lolo he uh
Speaker 3: is like I think a good lawyer, I don't. I
Speaker 3: know nothing about it.
Speaker 1: No lawyer is a good lawyer because all of the
Speaker 1: whole system is fucking throw the whole system away.
Speaker 3: Te t me saying shit that I know nothing about.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: No, both of us just like regurgitating what we think
Speaker 1: sounds good.
Speaker 3: No, I know that sounds good. I don't think it
Speaker 3: sounds good.
Speaker 1: You said you know it sounds good. You don't know any.
Speaker 3: Holy shit, this is the worst episode we've ever recorded
Speaker 3: like this. I'm sorry, guys, this is fucking awful. Like
Speaker 3: I don't want to be doing this right now. I
Speaker 3: love you so much like I love that you watch
Speaker 3: this every week, and I'm sorry sometimes I can't turn
Speaker 3: it on. I've been turning it on for forty two
Speaker 3: weeks in a row or forty one weeks in a row,
Speaker 3: just like give me a chance today is it's just
Speaker 3: not on for me, and I'm sorry. But like next week,
Speaker 3: if there is a next week, the world might end.
Speaker 3: I might die in the forest, I may get stranded,
Speaker 3: who knows, who knows. No, that's it, it'll be better.
Speaker 1: The good news is this is the last episode of
Speaker 1: the podcast because I don't plan on coming back to this.
Speaker 1: Like I think I'm just like kind of like said
Speaker 1: what I needed to say, and I think I could
Speaker 1: just like disappear for like three years and everybody just
Speaker 1: has to kind of like be okay with that. And
Speaker 1: sure you might get like a little bit of like
Speaker 1: ebenment issues and like PTSD because you'll be like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, this is someone who I used to see
Speaker 1: every week and although virtually like I built a connection
Speaker 1: with this person, but now they're just gone and like
Speaker 1: I don't know what they're up to, and like I'm
Speaker 1: feeling this weird sense of like detachment and it's making
Speaker 1: me freak out because it's making me overanalyze my like
Speaker 1: parasocial relationships with people on the internet, and like that's good,
Speaker 1: you're being self aware, but like I really don't give
Speaker 1: a fuck, and I'm actually going to abandon you and
Speaker 1: I'm done, Like I'm gone, yeah, yeah, well I'll be
Speaker 1: here next week. Oh fuck, Okay, no, that won't be here.
Speaker 1: We'll be here. We can't. We can't. Let kay take it.
Speaker 1: We cand all like Guy's gonna be here next week alone,
Speaker 1: but like he's not gonna be on camera and the
Speaker 1: cheers are just gonna be empty, and you're still gonna
Speaker 1: be right there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're just gonna be adding like you're gonna have conversations.
Speaker 3: You're gonna be like yeah, or you're gonna like laugh
Speaker 3: in the background nothing.
Speaker 2: For ten minute intervals. Yeah, it's gonna be really cool.
Speaker 1: You can't. Why do you like tray it laugh like that?
Speaker 3: Huh Oh, I'm getting massage. I need a massage.
Speaker 1: I could massage. The thing is I can turn you on.
Speaker 1: I can give you a massage. I can do all
Speaker 1: the things you want. You don't want me to.
Speaker 3: Be that I've asked you. I've genuinely before I asked
Speaker 3: you to give me a massage or walk on my back,
Speaker 3: and you're like, ew.
Speaker 1: No, I don't. I don't believe in that. I genuinely
Speaker 1: don't like even like like I have to really love
Speaker 1: someone like in a romantic way to give them a massage,
Speaker 1: because like, no, bitch, like what.
Speaker 3: Like, I just want someone to walk on my back.
Speaker 3: Every once in a while, I'll walk on your back.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 1: I used to do that with my siblings, and then
Speaker 1: my parents yelled at me because they were like, that's
Speaker 1: so bad for you. That's literally so bad for you.
Speaker 1: To be a hard wood.
Speaker 3: I used to have my parents walk on my back
Speaker 3: and I would walk on their back when I was
Speaker 3: like nine.
Speaker 1: How the fuck were your parents step regarded?
Speaker 3: It was just it was just like, oh, like lightly, yeah,
Speaker 3: it wasn't like they were fucking jumping on me. But yeah,
Speaker 3: we would like there was like bars of my parents' bed,
Speaker 3: like because they had like a canopy bed. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: we would like I would hold on and just like
Speaker 3: be walking on my dad's back. Really good memory of mine,
Speaker 3: that's so cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I used to do that with my
Speaker 1: parents too, but I don't really remember because I've just
Speaker 1: like my life was like actually a nightmare. So like
Speaker 1: I've like blocked out a lot of things and I
Speaker 1: don't like to think about it.
Speaker 3: Holy shit, I just like spiral them. I had crazy thoughts,
Speaker 3: actually crazy thoughts.
Speaker 1: Can you share your crazy thoughts now?
Speaker 3: I was just like thinking about how I like slept
Speaker 3: in my parents' bed for like a very long time,
Speaker 3: like until I was like like eight or something like.
Speaker 3: I was like I did not like sleeping in my
Speaker 3: own room. And then I was like I was like,
Speaker 3: did that like affect me as an adult? Like my
Speaker 3: is that like why I can't like form like romantic
Speaker 3: connections with people or some weird shit. And then I
Speaker 3: went into the spiral where I was like like and
Speaker 3: then I thought I was like like why did I
Speaker 3: sleep in my parents' bed at the ripe age of
Speaker 3: twin one when my brother died? But then I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's like cute, It's like whatever, but just thoughts literally thoughts.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about that literally while we were at Coachella,
Speaker 1: because I kept not obviously exactly that, but I kept
Speaker 1: looking at people and thinking about how I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: like it's so insane, like again, this is nothing new
Speaker 1: to say, ever, but it's so easy, like within our
Speaker 1: own experiences to like look at people and not think like, oh,
Speaker 1: this person used to be a child, Like this person
Speaker 1: used to be dependent on like other adults around them,
Speaker 1: and they used to be so small, and like it
Speaker 1: was in the hands of the people around them to
Speaker 1: try and do a good job to raise them and
Speaker 1: like keep them safe and like teach them the right things.
Speaker 1: But like nobody knows how to do that. So that's
Speaker 1: why there's so many people struggling with that. And then
Speaker 1: those people are gonna like either like self reflect and
Speaker 1: change their own attitudes and like do their best to
Speaker 1: not repeat that, or they're just gonna repeat it without
Speaker 1: really realizing it because we're just fucking people, and what
Speaker 1: are we supposed to do? Like as much self reflecting
Speaker 1: as you do, I literally think there is no way
Speaker 1: to not project like things onto other people. Like there,
Speaker 1: I genuinely don't think even the most self aware like.
Speaker 3: Well I've done mushrooms before. Oh it just makes me
Speaker 3: like a better person. Oh yeah, Like I know more things,
Speaker 3: and I know that the like world is like connected,
Speaker 3: and I really.
Speaker 1: Can't believe men need to take mushrooms to know that
Speaker 1: humans have feelings like that is like literally, like that
Speaker 1: is it's a truth. It's literally true.
Speaker 2: I did a bunch of ketamine, and I realized that
Speaker 2: I know nothing exactly exactly that.
Speaker 1: You were like, I literally know's away.
Speaker 3: From my actual first mushroom ship was that nothing matters,
Speaker 3: Like that's literally I came out of it like seven
Speaker 3: years ago and it was like, oh my god, like
Speaker 3: nothing literally matters out We're all connected, but nothing matters.
Speaker 3: And then that was like an unhealthy, very very unhealthy
Speaker 3: spiral for me. Yeah, for like six years, seven or
Speaker 3: five years. And then by like year five, like I
Speaker 3: like had like a very deep self reflection moment where
Speaker 3: I was like, this is like this nihilistic like view
Speaker 3: on your world or on the world is like really
Speaker 3: destroying you in your relationships. So then I like just
Speaker 3: read a bunch of philosophy and read a bunch of
Speaker 3: books on nihilism neolism. However the fuck you say, I
Speaker 3: don't give a shit and kind of just like discovered
Speaker 3: this like it's not even possible, Like I know someone's
Speaker 3: gonna have to have an argument with me, but like
Speaker 3: the idea of like optimistic nihilism where it's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: nothing matters at all, sure, but like since nothing matters,
Speaker 3: you can do whatever the fuck you want and why
Speaker 3: not enjoy your time here when you have it. That's
Speaker 3: like kind of my view on the world, and that
Speaker 3: made me a better person. Find the beauty in the life,
Speaker 3: and you'll stop seeing what's ugly. I'm serious.
Speaker 2: Why do you feel like I feel like so much
Speaker 2: of going from your early twenties into your mid to
Speaker 2: late twenties is becoming nihilistic and then figuring out a
Speaker 2: way to like transform that into optimistic nihilism or you're
Speaker 2: just like delusional and you're like I actually do matter. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and maybe if that's.
Speaker 3: I wish, I wish I thought that way. I genuinely
Speaker 3: wish I could be like, dude, like there's this greater
Speaker 3: purpose in life, like but I just don't have it,
Speaker 3: which I don't think is unhealthy. I don't think that's
Speaker 3: an unhealthy thought. I think it's like for me, it's
Speaker 3: like the healthiest thought.
Speaker 1: I don't think necessarily that I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: know that I believe that like nothing matters, because this
Speaker 1: is like the wackest way to phrase it, but like
Speaker 1: because nothing matters. Literally everything you do does matter.
Speaker 2: That's how that's like my.
Speaker 1: Train of thought is, it's be like sure, like you
Speaker 1: could like be super objective, which isn't a thing because
Speaker 1: I agree, like I don't think that. I never look
Speaker 1: at my own life as a thing of like I
Speaker 1: don't matter, but realistically, yes, yes I do. Because not
Speaker 1: only on like a grander scale of like the position
Speaker 1: we're in where we obviously like although what we do
Speaker 1: is very silly and it could be pinpoint to like
Speaker 1: pinpointed to nothing, but like us just being like funny
Speaker 1: people who like talk shit and do stupid things, like
Speaker 1: there is no way around the fact that, like the
Speaker 1: people who watch this are like very intensely affected by
Speaker 1: it in a positive manner. And and then even just
Speaker 1: on a smaller scope of like the way you go
Speaker 1: out through your life, like whether it be holding a
Speaker 1: door for someone, like chipping in, like do doing small
Speaker 1: things like those things have such big domino effects. And
Speaker 1: then especially in your like day to day life, like
Speaker 1: you do really like matter. But I know what you're saying,
Speaker 1: Like I used to when I was younger, be like
Speaker 1: I need I need to be something I need to
Speaker 1: be like I need to be remembered forever, Like I
Speaker 1: need to like make myself this historical figure because like
Speaker 1: my biggest fear was being forgotten. But now I almost
Speaker 1: find like solitude in that because.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I love this idea of being forgotten. Some
Speaker 3: two hundred years my body is gonna be recycled back
Speaker 3: to Earth and no one's gonna have any idea who
Speaker 3: the fuck I was.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Literally, it's just a very comforting feeling because I'm like, good, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Because that is it makes it easier to digest, like
Speaker 1: I think your own faults in that way because it's
Speaker 1: it's it's like, yes, I could like look at my
Speaker 1: own mistakes and like self reflect to the point of
Speaker 1: almost self harm where I'm just like not really helping
Speaker 1: myself and I'm like, oh, I'm this piece of shit,
Speaker 1: like I'll never learn, like I make mistakes all the time,
Speaker 1: but who fucking cares. Yes, of course, self reflect try
Speaker 1: to better yourself. But what you're gonna like be fucking
Speaker 1: evil and be like, oh my god, like I'm just
Speaker 1: this awful fucking person and everyone will remember me that way.
Speaker 1: It's like no, Sure, some people you interact with will
Speaker 1: remember you one way or another, but at some point
Speaker 1: even those memories fade and then it's like you just
Speaker 1: had your fun, you lived, you loved Like literally to
Speaker 1: me genuinely, I always say this, but the reason I
Speaker 1: am alive, like through thick and thin, is because of
Speaker 1: my relationships with people and my love for people, and like, sure,
Speaker 1: to a certain extent, it is unhealthy, but like if
Speaker 1: it's what keeps me afloat, like by all means like
Speaker 1: keep me afloat is like the love I know I
Speaker 1: have to give and like the fact that I do
Speaker 1: matter to the people around me, because it is really
Speaker 1: insane to think, like I would be so different if
Speaker 1: I didn't know you, true, like if I if I
Speaker 1: didn't have you, I'd be completely different. I think, like
Speaker 1: in so many ways I can't even pinpoint how I
Speaker 1: would be different, but I know I would be. And
Speaker 1: like even like without Kai, like I haven't known you
Speaker 1: for super long, but like there is no denying that,
Speaker 1: like our friendship has had so many effects already.
Speaker 3: Life is about learning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it is. It is really funny how like
Speaker 1: nihilistic you can be as like a teenager, like just
Speaker 1: being like this is so fucking stupid. I'm so fucking
Speaker 1: small and like, what the fuck is this for?
Speaker 3: Like, and then you're just the person floating on a
Speaker 3: rock through that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that do.
Speaker 3: It resonate with that thought, but it goes.
Speaker 2: Like your scope is really big at first and you're
Speaker 2: like everything is so big and important. And then for
Speaker 2: me it was like in my like I think it
Speaker 2: was around twenty, I was just like, oh shit, everything
Speaker 2: is meaningless, completely meaningless. And then finally coming around like
Speaker 2: you said, or like since everything is meaningless, what's right
Speaker 2: in front of you all of a sudden has all
Speaker 2: this weight that you didn't have like before, And.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's kind of what I was saying, like without
Speaker 3: saying it is just like find the beauty. Yeah, like
Speaker 3: that's literally all it is. It's just like, if you
Speaker 3: can find the beauty, everything becomes less ugly. I genuinely
Speaker 3: believe that, just look for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah literally. Also, I only laughed when you said that
Speaker 1: because the way you moved your finger and said it.
Speaker 1: At first, I thought when you said it, you were
Speaker 1: you were gonna follow it being like I just made
Speaker 1: that up, like I thought you were going to follow
Speaker 1: it with that, And that's why I laughed because they
Speaker 1: know what.
Speaker 3: I was getting at is find the beauty everybody's north star.
Speaker 3: Oh so look to me for your answers, and you'll
Speaker 3: be depressed.
Speaker 2: If you ever depressed, just pull up a photo of
Speaker 2: Drew exactly and smile.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it will reduced like so much stress the
Speaker 3: way that's actually true.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you know what's fucked up is like
Speaker 1: it is true for something.
Speaker 2: This is why, this is why Drew and I were
Speaker 2: walking around Coachella telling women to smile.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were just like, you need to smile more.
Speaker 1: You guys were harassing woman.
Speaker 3: With a smile.
Speaker 2: We're literally why did.
Speaker 1: You have to comment on her looks? Like you weren't
Speaker 1: even like inquiring about her like emotional sight.
Speaker 2: You were just we are third wave feminists and you
Speaker 2: don't understand that.
Speaker 3: Oh it's it's beyond your you, it's beyond me as
Speaker 3: a woman.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to say it. I didn't want to
Speaker 3: say it, but yeah, it's like it's a man thing.
Speaker 1: I wish I could like say, explain this better, but
Speaker 1: I'll never forget when I met someone, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: when I started to like I used to like I
Speaker 1: think for context is like I am this is annoying
Speaker 1: to say, but I'm like a boys girl. Like there's
Speaker 1: like I think it's very obviously of course I have
Speaker 1: my female relationships, but like I am usually around men
Speaker 1: more often than not. And like when I was growing up, yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's like, yeah, like I need a good feeling.
Speaker 1: But like so I don't think I ever like stepped
Speaker 1: back to things like oh damn, like even in these
Speaker 1: close relationships with men, like I still have like lesser
Speaker 1: power in the room because there's no denying it, whether
Speaker 1: I'm being treated failure or not. Like once we leave
Speaker 1: this room where I'm being treated fairly, like there's still unfairness,
Speaker 1: Like it doesn't make sense whatever, we don't have to
Speaker 1: get into it.
Speaker 3: What are you saying, like in our like close circle, Yeah,
Speaker 3: like no, I get what you're saying. Yeah, Like there's
Speaker 3: just certain like things that come along with being a man.
Speaker 3: That yeah, that like it's unfair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, whether you try to build a space space or not.
Speaker 1: It's like at the end of the day, bitch, I'm
Speaker 1: a woman, so I am like playing at a lower
Speaker 1: level than you. But I like so I never and
Speaker 1: then I got to a point where I was really
Speaker 1: thinking about that, Like when I was like especially when
Speaker 1: I moved out to LA and I was nineteen, and
Speaker 1: I was like fully just around like guys all the time.
Speaker 1: I didn't have close girlfriends like me and Ryan weren't
Speaker 1: very close yet, and I kind of started to realize
Speaker 1: that as I got close to to O Ryan, I
Speaker 1: started to really look at that. And I had someone
Speaker 1: I knew for my birthday gave me books about like
Speaker 1: feminism and being a woman, and I remember I was
Speaker 1: really like offended by it. Not that there's anything offensive
Speaker 1: about being a feminist, but when a man is This
Speaker 1: has to do with what they said about it, But
Speaker 1: they said that they got the books for me because
Speaker 1: they felt like I was just like really into being
Speaker 1: a girl right now, Like I was really into it,
Speaker 1: Like I was just like that was like my thing
Speaker 1: right now, which really was like excuse me, like oh
Speaker 1: just right now, okay, yeah, yeah, like this this too
Speaker 1: shall pass. Like that was like kind of the I
Speaker 1: was like all this feminism, like feminism shit, like you'll
Speaker 1: be back to being the cool girl. You'll you'll be
Speaker 1: back to being like you'll be back to being normal,
Speaker 1: none of that feminism shit exactly. But Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: thought about that because that is fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, like being a male feminist is like actually hard.
Speaker 2: It's really hard for us, like taking I don't true, Oh,
Speaker 2: don't cry again, don't cry again. Remember when we cried
Speaker 2: in your room, we held each other. How hard it
Speaker 2: is for us? Okay, I didn't want anybody to know
Speaker 2: about that. How many people watch this? A lot of
Speaker 2: people take hundreds of thousands.
Speaker 3: Oh no, how good?
Speaker 2: How we cry each other?
Speaker 1: How y'all are like gay? Like you're literally like when
Speaker 1: we cried, we tell each other we're close, we're closed
Speaker 1: on or off?
Speaker 2: They they were off, But I don't know why that matters.
Speaker 1: You know, But what I'm just like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, we guys are, I'm like, I'm so
Speaker 1: for and like I'm here for you, But like, why
Speaker 1: weren't your clothes on?
Speaker 3: Like we're in our jockstraps. It was very homoerotic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had our beds some stuff on, but it
Speaker 2: doesn't really has nothing to.
Speaker 1: Do you have like a gag like leather.
Speaker 3: Oh, just like we were in a swing, yeah, a
Speaker 3: sex wing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were looking at the twenty sixteen voting results
Speaker 2: and just sobbing.
Speaker 3: Falling kaya voting for Hillary Clinton three times that's crazy,
Speaker 3: it's four it is now four times five coming soon.
Speaker 2: Get to the fucking booths. Write it in let's fix this.
Speaker 3: Right and miss Clinton like miss Clinton? Yeah, sorry Clinton.
Speaker 1: Oh I said something to ride the day in the car,
Speaker 1: Like it's gone into my real life of being like
Speaker 1: can I like finger I figure it out when you fuck? Like,
Speaker 1: like that's gotten to my real life to say that.
Speaker 1: So oh Ryot literally is like can you fucking stop?
Speaker 3: Like can you keep?
Speaker 1: Can you keep? Like shut up? And I was like
Speaker 1: what I literally like, I like when I have those slipups,
Speaker 1: you should be for me and like just know that
Speaker 1: I'm a person and I'm making a mistake.
Speaker 3: Like yeah, like in the in the video I did
Speaker 3: with Casey when I was like I'm fingering it out,
Speaker 3: figuring it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it is not normal how sexual our group
Speaker 1: is together. That no, that insinuates that we actually do
Speaker 1: anything sexual. But all we do is like when there
Speaker 1: is silence there, we feel.
Speaker 3: It there, you feel there is tension. There is a
Speaker 3: lot of tension between us, and one day we're all
Speaker 3: gonna do ecstasy as a group, and it's just all
Speaker 3: gonna come out and regularly, we're just gonna do it.
Speaker 3: It's just gonna happen, and it's gonna be kidding.
Speaker 1: That actually makes me fucking sick to my core.
Speaker 3: It's just gonna happen. We're gonna be weird for two
Speaker 3: weeks and then it's gonna go. We're gonna forget about it.
Speaker 2: That was me and Coachell and making sure that Enya
Speaker 2: didn't do Molly to make sure that.
Speaker 1: You and that's like, yeah, that's that's why I didn't
Speaker 1: do Molly's because, like I know, I was gonna freak.
Speaker 1: I was gonna have sex with Me and Drew are
Speaker 1: literally like too close a this point, Like it really
Speaker 1: is some sibling shit. Literally, like we were in the
Speaker 1: hotel together and I just like went and like peede
Speaker 1: while he stood right in front of me, like not
Speaker 1: looking at me, but he was like in the mirror
Speaker 1: and we were talking and I was just sitting right
Speaker 1: behind him peeing with the door open, and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is like so funny. We're too close. And then
Speaker 1: also my boobs like felt like fucking bags of rocks,
Speaker 1: and I almost like grew Drew like like, go to
Speaker 1: grab my boob, because I was like, this is actually insane,
Speaker 1: This is actually insane, like how dense they are, because
Speaker 1: I genuinely first second, I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I definitely am going to lose my boobs too.
Speaker 3: I don't want to so badly, so bad, I will say.
Speaker 1: That's why I wanted you to ask me so bad
Speaker 1: That's why he didn't get to because like I was like.
Speaker 2: That, you're gay for fifteen years.
Speaker 3: Boos to milk her knockers, God, like, let me massage
Speaker 3: them for you. I got you, you and they need
Speaker 3: to be sucked because you're producing milk and it's building
Speaker 3: up and you just let me suck your boob.
Speaker 1: You have a you have a claw. Have you seen that?
Speaker 1: Like literally your nipples will clog and like some partners
Speaker 1: will just like suck your tit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Drew and I cried about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's one.
Speaker 1: Another Wait, that just sounds like you don't like want
Speaker 1: to suck a boob like you guys cried about the
Speaker 1: idea of ever having to be with a woman and
Speaker 1: sucking her tit.
Speaker 2: We were just crying.
Speaker 3: Period. Diva cups toxic sock shittyndrome sock talk, toxic shock syndrome,
Speaker 3: toxic thoughts. Cramps.
Speaker 2: Cramps are really hard for us to think about.
Speaker 1: You won't get me with palls.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: Periods in general are really hard for us to be around.
Speaker 1: I literally am the luckiest girl in the world. I
Speaker 1: like barely ever get cramps or anything. Also, my period
Speaker 1: was so short this time, so hopefully, let's pray. Let's
Speaker 1: pray something is wrong, something is very wrong.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: We can only pray, though, guys, like, we can really
Speaker 1: only pray for me.
Speaker 3: I watched Prometheus last night and there was a scene
Speaker 3: where she got like pregnant by like an alien baby
Speaker 3: and she had to cut it out, and it was
Speaker 3: the funniest thing I'd ever seen in my life when
Speaker 3: it was in the like surgery container like flopping around
Speaker 3: and like slinging slime at her.
Speaker 2: And shit, did I actually do like a C section
Speaker 2: in that movie?
Speaker 3: Yeah? She she like went into the like surgery pod
Speaker 3: that was only made for men, and like they did
Speaker 3: a C section on her. She was like abdominal invasive object,
Speaker 3: like remove it and they like cut her open and
Speaker 3: pulled out the fucking baby.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not kidding, Like and then it turned out,
Speaker 1: actually why I don't watch like horror movies. I am
Speaker 1: really like squeamish to like even like the idea of
Speaker 1: like Gore, like like I can't I can't do anything
Speaker 1: that's like mimicking, like like skin being like cut up
Speaker 1: or whatever.
Speaker 3: I was watching a movie that it was very real.
Speaker 3: The sea section was very sea section is really.
Speaker 2: I saw that movie eight years ago probably.
Speaker 3: And that I remember that like, yeah, I for some reason,
Speaker 3: I sorry, I like come to you, cut you off.
Speaker 1: No, it's fully okay.
Speaker 3: I like remember like her like taking care of the
Speaker 3: baby like I always thought she like grew attached to it.
Speaker 3: But that might be like another alien movie where like
Speaker 3: she's impregnated by the alien and then she's like in
Speaker 3: the corner like trying to protect it. I always I
Speaker 3: thought that was coming next because I had seen it,
Speaker 3: but it wasn't in this movie. But then the baby
Speaker 3: she birth grew up to be a giant squid face
Speaker 3: sucker and then face sucked the.
Speaker 1: Uh engineer, I need that sucker to go on my member.
Speaker 3: No, it's it's like your wing it's like your wing bot.
Speaker 1: And then oh sorry, I just had to either.
Speaker 3: That movie like is simultaneously like as bad as it
Speaker 3: is good, Like.
Speaker 2: That's I feel the same way like that I did
Speaker 2: not like that's the last time.
Speaker 1: You watched it though, because like you keep it was amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you must have an amazing but.
Speaker 2: That movie stuck with me. Oh my god, my god,
Speaker 2: that movie is stuck with me though, Like there's something about.
Speaker 3: It's just the visuals that's very Also like story wise,
Speaker 3: it's really interesting. Like I'm just gonna spoil it because
Speaker 3: it's fucking twelve years old, ten years old, but like
Speaker 3: it's like what was it the prequel to Alien versus
Speaker 3: Predator Alien basically, and it's just like these human are
Speaker 3: these like beings created humans out of boredom and then
Speaker 3: they like developed this like bio warfare ship, which were
Speaker 3: the aliens, like the yeah, acid spinning aliens that like
Speaker 3: we're supposed to like wipe out planet Earth. But yeah,
Speaker 3: it's really curious, dude.
Speaker 1: I used to be obsessed with Alienable, but like I
Speaker 1: was saying Gore, like I literally can't do it. Like
Speaker 1: any movie I'm watching, I like I can't look like
Speaker 1: I haven't finished to Tom because I said, this movie
Speaker 1: is like I literally I like can't watch that kind
Speaker 1: of stuff. I don't know why, Like it just like
Speaker 1: actually freaks me out. And obviously I'm very well aware
Speaker 1: it's not real, but something about it, like it literally
Speaker 1: makes my body crawl in the same way.
Speaker 2: I feel like I used to when I was like
Speaker 2: a teenager, I'd be like fuck yeah, like look their
Speaker 2: heads like blown off. And now it was like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, around like twenty four or something, I was
Speaker 2: just like, wait, why no watching this? This is fucked up?
Speaker 3: I said that. I think literally last episode where I
Speaker 3: was like I was so desensitized because I was watching
Speaker 3: Beheadings when I was like twelve years old, and oh ye,
Speaker 3: for like the last like eight years, I didn't give
Speaker 3: a shit, But when I like turned like twenty one,
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, this shit is gnarly, Like like
Speaker 3: why It's just like why was I indulging in that behavior?
Speaker 3: Like it's something to do with like seeing like the
Speaker 3: darkest parts of human I do believe that sometimes when
Speaker 3: I'm like, you have to see the darkest sides of
Speaker 3: humanity to like appreciate the good shit, because like it's
Speaker 3: out there, you have to be aware of it. But
Speaker 3: like there're they like became unhealthy where I was just
Speaker 3: like surrounded by like like just dark thoughts and like
Speaker 3: I don't know, intrusive thoughts, and now I'm kind of
Speaker 3: just like I don't need to turned off by all
Speaker 3: of it.
Speaker 1: Well, we were talking about that too, is there's so
Speaker 1: many movies that like I wish I watched when I
Speaker 1: was younger, because now as an adult, I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't I don't want to see that. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't like specifically movies where it's like kids doing shit,
Speaker 1: like literally kids. I'm like, I don't need to Like
Speaker 1: that's not something I need to like partake in anyway,
Speaker 1: although like obviously, like everybody knows it's culturally important, like
Speaker 1: we don't have to get into like the deepness of
Speaker 1: it or like like nitty gritty, but like things like
Speaker 1: that where I'm like, now as an adult, I don't
Speaker 1: see why I need to partake in that necessarily. I
Speaker 1: say that, like I don't have the VHS sitting in
Speaker 1: my pucke, but like, yeah, I think you go what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like what rewatching thirteen? I was like oo,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this was insane, Like no ononder
Speaker 1: my parents like didn't want me to watch that, although
Speaker 1: I know it did the option for people, like a
Speaker 1: lot of parents randomly wanted their kids to watch it
Speaker 1: because they thought it would like make them kna act
Speaker 1: like that. But I was like, bitch, if I saw
Speaker 1: that shit when I was a kid, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, yeah, like you like that is me,
Speaker 1: Like that's literally me. But yeah, I just I can't like,
Speaker 1: But I don't know if I've ever been one for
Speaker 1: like gory shit. I've always been one for someone like
Speaker 1: the description of like gnarly shit, like I don't want
Speaker 1: to see it, but like I love like forty eight
Speaker 1: hours Dateline like all like bitch, I like I eat
Speaker 1: that shit up like it's fucking porridge.
Speaker 3: Like Josh and Josiah describing the aristocrats choke have you heard?
Speaker 3: You know? Yeah, like that shit is like crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but that's another topic for another time because that's really
Speaker 3: gnarly shit. But I think we're good.
Speaker 1: There's part of me no one will ever know. Isn't
Speaker 1: that fucked up? As close as you get to something,
Speaker 1: I think I said I was last time I fucked it,
Speaker 1: Like I think about this all the time because I
Speaker 1: think about my siblings, and I'm like me and my
Speaker 1: SI are all so like insanely different. And those are
Speaker 1: people who I spent almost every waking moment with, but
Speaker 1: there are so many things they have no idea about me,
Speaker 1: even during that time when we spent so much time together,
Speaker 1: same goes both ways, and we all ended up so different,
Speaker 1: and like there is literally like no matter how much
Speaker 1: time you spend with someone, there there are so many
Speaker 1: parts of that.
Speaker 3: Person you will I was saying this exactly to Josh
Speaker 3: last night, but I was like, I like wish there
Speaker 3: was a way, like when like I passed away, that
Speaker 3: I could like download my subconscious and like make like
Speaker 3: a fucking clip of like my highlights and low lights
Speaker 3: and all the weird secretive shit that I did in between,
Speaker 3: cause I'm dead, like I don't give a fuck, Like
Speaker 3: I can't be humiliated or shameful, so like just being
Speaker 3: able to like put that out there and just like
Speaker 3: it's like I'm basically describing a memoir but like it
Speaker 3: but like just like no, I know what you're saying.
Speaker 3: It's like it's so like all of it would be
Speaker 3: so fucking sick, just so because like I lead like
Speaker 3: a pretty like all, so like I talk for an
Speaker 3: hour like every week, and like I like am pretty
Speaker 3: open with my friends. I lead like a pretty mysterious life,
Speaker 3: especially like with my sexuality and like exploring that shit
Speaker 3: like literally like even y'all like don't know like fully
Speaker 3: fully what goes down, but like it's just like like
Speaker 3: I think, like just like the most embarrassing moments that
Speaker 3: people don't know about, and like the highest moments that
Speaker 3: like affected me the most. Like I think that would
Speaker 3: just be such like a cool like idea for like
Speaker 3: a passing away like thing. I don't I don't know
Speaker 3: if that would ever, that's like never gonna happen, but
Speaker 3: I just was telling Josh like that or that last
Speaker 3: night that I think that would be so like fucking
Speaker 3: fascinating just like to put that out there.
Speaker 1: Yeah literally, because I mean I could say the same,
Speaker 1: like not fully, but I feel like I'm a fucking
Speaker 1: open book, but there's still so much shit that I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: like that doesn't need to be shared, and I would
Speaker 1: never say that out loud. And I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: a very open person, Like I'm a pretty open book,
Speaker 1: like especially now. I used to be so fucking closed off.
Speaker 1: But now I'd be like I just say shit, but
Speaker 1: I know what you're describing me, because what's the scariest.
Speaker 3: Part is cardia girl.
Speaker 1: I know I was gonna say I wish, but I
Speaker 1: was like, I literally don't, Like I don't at all.
Speaker 1: But even when you describe like experiences to the deepest
Speaker 1: like of their core and try your best, like you
Speaker 1: could have the best fucking vocabulary in terms of talking
Speaker 1: about like your emotional experiences, but it will never ever
Speaker 1: translate exactly like how it feels to you. Because even
Speaker 1: your most intense moments, like even if someone can kind
Speaker 1: of relate to it because they've been close experienced of
Speaker 1: things similar, like it's just not the same, like you
Speaker 1: you weren't there. Like it's crazy, Like I'm trying to
Speaker 1: like use like intense verbiage to like explain to you
Speaker 1: how it felt, what was there, like what was happening
Speaker 1: around me, But like if you weren't there and you
Speaker 1: don't know even how it affected that person, it's like
Speaker 1: so insane to think about that like really freaked me out,
Speaker 1: especially with my siblings because I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: Like if you grew up around siblings, you know, that
Speaker 1: like you're with them all the time, and it's crazy
Speaker 1: how close you could be your sibling, and like there's
Speaker 1: still so much you don't know about that person and
Speaker 1: vice versa. It's like so insane to me.
Speaker 3: I was just sitting here and I had like a
Speaker 3: like a really weird moment where I was like, wait,
Speaker 3: I've had these on my wrist for so long and
Speaker 3: it's not even like a conscious choice, Like they've just
Speaker 3: been on my wrist and I don't know why. And
Speaker 3: now I'm like they've been on there for Like I
Speaker 3: was just sitting here thinking about that. I was like, wait,
Speaker 3: why are these on my wrists? Like I know one
Speaker 3: of them is all my risk, but the other three
Speaker 3: like I don't really know why I have them on,
Speaker 3: but they've like become like a part of me, and
Speaker 3: now I can't take them off. I was like I
Speaker 3: was freaking out about that for a second. I was like, wait,
Speaker 3: these have been on me for so long, Like I
Speaker 3: literally like haven't taken them off.
Speaker 1: Remember my fucking nasty ass inklet that I had on forever.
Speaker 1: I used to have this inklet that I got in
Speaker 1: sixth seventh grade that I had tied in a knot
Speaker 1: that like one of my like family friends brought back
Speaker 1: from like Nicaragua or something, and I tied it onto
Speaker 1: my leg and I didn't cut it off until I
Speaker 1: was like like twenty years old.
Speaker 2: In La.
Speaker 1: It stayed on. It's not like it was something I
Speaker 1: could take off and on, like it had showered with me.
Speaker 1: It had gone like it was like on me for literally,
Speaker 1: like it was on me for more of my life
Speaker 1: than it was on for less of my life, like
Speaker 1: if that makes sense, wow. And then and cutting it
Speaker 1: off felt like really like intense, Like I didn't want to,
Speaker 1: but I was like, this is so ugly and nasty,
Speaker 1: like it's just like rotting on my fucking leg. So
Speaker 1: I cut it off. And I remember when I did,
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, that is so weird because like
Speaker 1: I was so used to the feeling of getting out
Speaker 1: of the shower and it being.
Speaker 3: Wet and like on my ankle.
Speaker 2: I put my Yoni egg in like ten years ago,
Speaker 2: and I just realized, like it's still in there.
Speaker 1: One time I actually genuinely thought I left to deal
Speaker 1: a cup in me for like ever, what Like I
Speaker 1: was like, because one time I just had one single
Speaker 1: leave a cup and I was like, I can't find
Speaker 1: it and I don't remember taking it, so it just
Speaker 1: like it went up into me and it's like a.
Speaker 3: Part of my organs.
Speaker 1: Oh, if you knew the female anatomy, you know that
Speaker 1: that's literally.
Speaker 2: Literally have no idea about that at all.
Speaker 3: And I don't care to learn. Yeah, all right, let's
Speaker 3: do the media media of zooeek. Alright, I'm gonna do
Speaker 3: the shuffle thing again because that was fun. Snowy Lava.
Speaker 3: But am at Stubb a M E T S t
Speaker 3: U B. I used to love this song kims By Burial.
Speaker 3: I've said that one before. Uh Rosette Noise, Crystal Garden
Speaker 3: and a Coda Harold Bud those are my whatever? How
Speaker 3: many that was? Well?
Speaker 1: Mine is literally just reading, writing and arithmetic the Sunday's
Speaker 1: album because I like heard it in that pop up.
Speaker 1: I went to Yesterday the Prettiest One and see.
Speaker 3: The album It's the Seashells. Oh your class.
Speaker 1: That album is so fucking good. The Sundays are so
Speaker 1: good and the album on Earth like, oh They're so good,
Speaker 1: like such feel good, like I feel like a girl.
Speaker 1: Also Good Days by Sissa. I was like driving around
Speaker 1: last night listening to that that song used to make
Speaker 1: me like cry, Like I remember like there was a
Speaker 1: moment like in twenty twenty one where I was like
Speaker 1: sitting in the car with the like friend and like
Speaker 1: listening to it. I was like, oh my God, like
Speaker 1: these are my good days, Like I'm finally like hitting
Speaker 1: them in my good days, the good old days, the solid.
Speaker 3: Day and the dog days, the dog days of the days.
Speaker 3: Go watch the Lego movie, and go watch Think about Murder.
Speaker 1: Remind yourself that the biggest threat to your safety is
Speaker 1: another human, and go.
Speaker 3: Watch the Patroon episode that we're recording Max.
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