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Speaker 1: It is time to ask the CLO.

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Speaker 2: We love him too, our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 1: This is from Lindsay and t Neck. Lindsay Wright.

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Speaker 2: I was dating a guy for about two weeks when

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Speaker 2: he asked if I'm down for to have a threesome.

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Speaker 2: I told him it would be my first time, but

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Speaker 2: I try it. He said I was too inexperienced for him,

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Speaker 2: and he dumped me. Should I lie about my bedroom skills?

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Speaker 3: What? What is so so so? Excuse me, sweetie?

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Speaker 4: Your whole concern is he dumped you, Yes, because he

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Speaker 4: told you you wasn't ready and you lacked skills.

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Speaker 1: Experience, so now experience?

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Speaker 4: What do you understand what his whole purpose for talking

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Speaker 4: to you were? And you want to know if you should.

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Speaker 3: Have hung on to that?

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Speaker 4: Are you all so desperate to want to be accepted

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Speaker 4: by somebody that you would stooid today? Beckoning car it's

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Speaker 4: two weeks you'll even notice men. All he want is

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Speaker 4: a threesome. He don't want him want a family, He

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Speaker 4: don't want a future. He don't want to know your dreams,

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Speaker 4: your visions. He don't want to care for you, care

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Speaker 4: about you?

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Speaker 3: Man? What what is wrong with y'all that.

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Speaker 4: Lady, and I got news for you that ain't normal

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Speaker 4: and please stop writing me with all these irregular situations

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Speaker 4: and then put it in.

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Speaker 3: A letter in the form of like it's normalized.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, stop normalizing this crazy mass two.

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Speaker 3: Five is crazy. It's too much. Yeah, I don't want

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Speaker 3: to be in it no more, Yo, don't say that minute.

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Speaker 2: So yeah. Her her question is should she have lied

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Speaker 2: about her bedroom skills? That's the total nose. When you

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Speaker 2: get in there, you ain't gonna have none, right, yeah,

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Speaker 2: come on.

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Speaker 4: Oh well I'm okay, okay, So what was you gonna say?

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Speaker 3: Would you be down for threesome? Well, I've never done it,

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Speaker 3: but I've tried it. You know, I've never had three.

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Speaker 4: So I've been in a couple of orgies, but I

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Speaker 4: ain't never been in the threesome before.

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Speaker 3: It was like, yeah, so now, so now that's what

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Speaker 3: you want.

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Speaker 1: To would be the lies she would have told, Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: The only way to sound really ready is you got

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Speaker 4: to be molding three.

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Speaker 2: But she got all kinds of skills. Yeah, this is yeah.

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Speaker 2: Please stop. All right, We're gonna move on to Tiffany

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Speaker 2: and Detroit. Tiffany writes on my birthday. My husband came

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Speaker 2: home late with the birthday cake and flowers from the

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Speaker 2: grocery store. He said he had a long day and

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Speaker 2: my birthday slipped his mind. He said he was sorry.

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Speaker 2: Should I be grateful he remembered or is he wrong?

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Speaker 3: Well, here's the problem. Because you wrote us this letter,

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Speaker 3: it tells us you mad anyway.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Now the stupid part is him saying it slipped

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Speaker 4: his mind.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, man.

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Speaker 4: I'd have came in there late with them flowers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he say it slipped his mind.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he said that, And I'm sorry because he stopped

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Speaker 4: and he got it, got a little cake and some

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Speaker 4: stove flowers.

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Speaker 3: What he should have came in and said, baby.

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Speaker 4: Early today, I was on my way to pick up

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Speaker 4: the cake that I had ordered for your birthday last week,

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Speaker 4: and it was ready. But they called me and told

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Speaker 4: me I was on the way Russian because I was

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Speaker 4: late for work, and I was Russian, and I was

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Speaker 4: I was almost in a coccident because the lady called

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Speaker 4: and said the cake had been damaged.

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Speaker 3: So I went dog.

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Speaker 4: And then I was at work and I was so

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Speaker 4: sick about it I fainted. So I went down to

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Speaker 4: the un infirmary at the job.

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Speaker 3: And when I came.

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Speaker 4: To it was yeah, down in the army and I

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Speaker 4: was down there, and I was down there till seven o'clock.

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Speaker 4: And when I came to, I took the ivy out

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Speaker 4: my hom because they were just trying to put some

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Speaker 4: you know, vitamins in my arm So I took it

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Speaker 4: out and said, this is my white birthday. I got

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Speaker 4: to get to this store and get her something. So here,

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Speaker 4: happy birthday.

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Speaker 3: It started out as a good lie and then.

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Speaker 1: It is hard left when we got to the confirmary.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what you got to do, doog, You got

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Speaker 4: to put sickness in here. See, and then the kate

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Speaker 4: got damaged. Beautiful. That means you gave it four throw

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Speaker 4: knowing good and well you had forgot her birthday, but

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Speaker 4: you had given it forethought.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well there's still time he can make up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, well I'm still accepting gifts, all right. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: my birthday was in July.

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Speaker 1: People like told fiftieth birthday like a forty seventh or something.

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Speaker 4: Wouldn't all of them is the same, ye See, that's

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Speaker 4: why you're in trouble now, all right.

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Speaker 1: Moving on to Barbara in Albany.

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Speaker 2: Albany, Barbara writes, I thought the couple above me were fighting,

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Speaker 2: so I went upstairs to check on the lady. The

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Speaker 2: next day, the lady said they were having sex and

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Speaker 2: she looked fine. But I don't believe her. What could

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Speaker 2: he have possibly done to her to make all that noise?

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Speaker 4: See right now? Yeah see you right there? See you

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Speaker 4: ain't see you like that first letter we had. You

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Speaker 4: ain't that experienced. It's it's some furniture movie going on

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Speaker 4: to be really really in there getting acted in that

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Speaker 4: you think you think they leave in the building.

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Speaker 3: I'll be in this sometime. I done left a room,

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Speaker 3: let me think some to you.

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Speaker 4: I then left a hotel room and had to pay

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Speaker 4: damages upstairs. It's just depending, you know, especially in them

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Speaker 4: older rooms. You know where the air condition be right

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Speaker 4: up under the window and the control buttons is on it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I done left a room where I've had to replace

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Speaker 4: the mount on the TV, you know when they had

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Speaker 4: a little swivel on it where the TV turned. I've

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Speaker 4: had to pay for a TV mount. I've had to

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Speaker 4: pay for curtains in the room that had come down.

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Speaker 4: I had to I'm just telling you that's what that's

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Speaker 4: what was happening upstairs. Yeah, I had, I done, had

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Speaker 4: to replace a shower curtain and the rod uh. I

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Speaker 4: had to replace a faucet handler, and I had I

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Speaker 4: had to replace a crack uh toilet bowl, a crack

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Speaker 4: toilet bowl because I had broke the seat.

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Speaker 3: I had my foot on it.

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Speaker 4: I had my foot on it, and we're doing something

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Speaker 4: and I had to pay for a cracked toilet bowl.

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Speaker 3: So you know, yeah, I can stream.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm just saying, you know, what could they had

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Speaker 4: been doing up there?

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Speaker 3: You don't even.

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Speaker 4: Understand what was Probably it could be anything, but let's

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Speaker 4: let's let's all your dude, stick your head in the

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Speaker 4: door when you got through in this bathroom, so now

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Speaker 4: you can't shower or go.

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Speaker 3: To the bathroom. You don't tell everything. You can't tell me.

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Speaker 3: I only had the room. It was it was jeans

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Speaker 3: moti and I only had the room for four hours.

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Speaker 3: You too much? You know what Tom stuck on.

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Speaker 1: But she said, the lady opened the door and she.

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Speaker 4: Looking about a shower. We got to go home, We

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Speaker 4: gotta go. It was ten dollars for four hours of

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Speaker 4: jeans moting.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, you c l O, all right, you're listening.

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