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Speaker 1: before we get into Medal of Honor Monday. We'll get

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Speaker 1: into that in just a second. Yes, there are powerful

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Speaker 1: forces at work going after Trump. There are very very

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Speaker 1: powerful forces going out after Trump. You know what one

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Speaker 1: of those powerful forces is not Paul Ryan. Paul Ryan

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Speaker 1: somehow doing the media circuit blasting Trump as if anyone

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Speaker 1: and mean to the Republican Party. If he actually wins

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Speaker 1: the nomination again, we probably likely lose the White House.

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Speaker 1: We just did in twenty so I think we probably

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Speaker 1: But but if I'm saying if he wins the general election,

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Speaker 1: Cheney has puttered. It's like an existential threat to the country.

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Speaker 1: I just don't think he's gonna I don't think that's

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Speaker 1: unelectable because that suburban voter. You think he's more popular

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Speaker 1: pre Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've had it. No one

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Speaker 1: cares what Paul Ryan says. All right, you know what

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Speaker 1: that's it's Medal of Honor Monday time. Remember we do

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Speaker 1: take emailed suggestions if you have one you love, or

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Speaker 1: a relative or friend, or someone lives in your hotel, whatever,

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Speaker 1: if there's one you love, we do take suggestions on

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Speaker 1: Medal of Honor Monday because we want to we want

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Speaker 1: to honor these We do this every single Monday. At

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Speaker 1: this time, we take a Medal of Honor. Well recipient,

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Speaker 1: an earner of the Medal of Honor, and we just

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Speaker 1: read his citation on the show. Now what we don't

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Speaker 1: do very much of is read one for CBS cbees.

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Speaker 1: That's not a very common thing. I'll explain what cbees aren't.

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Speaker 1: A second, Chris, don't worry about that. But first I'm

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Speaker 1: want to do this. This email says Jesse for Medal

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Speaker 1: of Honor Monday. Would you look into Marvin G. Shields.

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Speaker 1: He's the only Navy CBE to ever win the Medal

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Speaker 1: of Honor. There is a basse named after him, Camp

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Speaker 1: Shields on Okinawa, across from the Kadena Air Force Base.

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Speaker 1: I know this one because I was a CB two

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Speaker 1: and deployed twice to that base. Also, can we hear

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Speaker 1: from the freedo Bandido says, I can say his name.

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Speaker 1: His name is rich So without further ado, Chris ready, Hey,

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Speaker 1: honoring those he went above and beyond. It's Medal of

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Speaker 1: Honor Monday for conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk

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Speaker 1: of his life above and beyond the call of duty.

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Speaker 1: Although wounded when the Compound Detachment A three forty to

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Speaker 1: fifth Special Forces Group, first Special Forces came under intense

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Speaker 1: heavy weapons, and small arms. Shields continued to resupply his

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Speaker 1: a second time during this attack Shields. Shields nevertheless assisted

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Speaker 1: of its fire, Shields unhesitatingly volunteered for this extremely hazardous mission.

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Speaker 1: shall we? Right? Man? Right there? And for those who

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Speaker 1: island is not the island itself. The island doesn't mean anything,

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Speaker 1: So these guys, it's not just that they're out there

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Speaker 1: that is not good. That is absurd. And these guys

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Speaker 1: like this. They're not sexy. You're not going to see

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Speaker 1: a movie about Wow. I can't believe the Seabees. They

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Speaker 1: movie like that. What they do is critical, critical in combat,

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Speaker 1: and they're very, very very impressive. All right, now, you

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Speaker 1: know it's true. Look, maybe it's a cranberry sauce. Maybe

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Speaker 1: So I'm giving you the option tonight to call in anonymously.

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Speaker 1: You can use a false name. Don't use some dumb nickname.

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Speaker 1: you can even say, look, it's the wife's, it's my husband,

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Speaker 1: What is the dish you dread? Everyone has one, Everyone

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Speaker 1: at the Pride parade. I don't mean about maybe. Do

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Speaker 1: remember this and remember it well. The Communist because he

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Speaker 1: doesn't have any value system, not one you would recognize anyway.

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Speaker 1: The communist has for years years. They look, they write

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Speaker 1: about this. It's not like it's my theory. They write

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Speaker 1: He will see your values, and he doesn't feel them,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't relate to them at all. But he understands

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Speaker 1: they're important to you, and he will use them against you,

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Speaker 1: but only if you let it. That's why they'll roll

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Speaker 1: out gold star widows to campaign against Trump. That's why

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Speaker 1: That's them using your values, trying to tug at your heartstrings.

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Speaker 1: Reject all of it, all right, all of it? All right?

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Speaker 1: What Thanksgiving dish do you eat? And it sucks? Talk

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Speaker 1: hero gun Saving of Thanksgiving segment. And maybe around the

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly. It is Jesse Kelly's show on a Monday,

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Speaker 1: and it has been a fun medal of honor Monday

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Speaker 1: In a second, I'm going to get over to your

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Speaker 1: He's really really ugly. It just some people just are

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Speaker 1: what are you gonna do that? Not everyone, not everyone

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Speaker 1: can be symmetrical. Chris. Anyway, he's really ugly. And he

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Speaker 1: knew it was ugly. It's not like we didn't tell him,

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Speaker 1: and he knew very well. And he found a tie

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Speaker 1: chick that was I mean, she was. She was a dime, right,

427
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Speaker 1: tai chick? You need liked her and he was he

428
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Speaker 1: wanted to marry her, and everyone started giving him crap

429
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Speaker 1: about trying to marry this girl from Thailand. I was

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Speaker 1: the only voice out there saying putty. I'm not gonna

431
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Speaker 1: tell you his name, but they'll just call him Bob.

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Speaker 1: I said, Bob, buddy, this is your only chance for

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Speaker 1: a dime. Believe me when I tell you, Thailand is

434
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Speaker 1: your only chance for a dime. No, Chris, it didn't

435
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Speaker 1: end up link it up. Who knows what kind of

436
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Speaker 1: seek creature he ended up with when he could have

437
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Speaker 1: had the tie chick. There's no judgment here. If you

438
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Speaker 1: can't find an American dime, go overseas, for Pete's sake,

439
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 1: get in that catalog. A buddy of mine said, we

440
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Speaker 1: are going or we're going round a round about ballot harvesting.

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Speaker 1: I mentioned, no way we can get anywhere in the

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Speaker 1: black community, he suggest He suggested that all the Mexicans

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Speaker 1: he works with would be open to it. They are everywhere,

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Speaker 1: including rural Iowa, and don't care for the drag Queen

445
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:20,360
Speaker 1: Story Hour says, I can use his name. Well I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't know that we have to be race specific

447
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Speaker 1: with our ballot harvesting. We just need the ballots in right,

448
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 1: what Chris, Yeah, that's a good point from Chris. Chris said,

449
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Speaker 1: do you think Black people like drag Story Hour or No,

450
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,359
Speaker 1: black people don't like that crap either. I mean, the

451
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 1: market for that stuff is ten ten, teeny tiny if

452
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:40,879
Speaker 1: you could ever get people to vote on it, or

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Speaker 1: get people just more aware of what these people do.

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Speaker 1: All right, you know what, We're gonna get back to

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00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 1: these here in just a second. Then we'll talk to

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00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:49,640
Speaker 1: about this rail union stuff. But I want to get

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00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 1: to this really quickly. We are I'm actually busy in

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Speaker 1: the in the commercial breaks. You're not gonna believe this.

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Speaker 1: I know you think there are high end discussions going on.

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Speaker 1: I'm on a dreaded group text with my mother, my sister,

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Speaker 1: my wife, my father, and it's all about Christmas. Say hey,

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Speaker 1: what's everyone want for Christmas this year? And I hate

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00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 1: that because I never have an answer. I never know.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you're like that, Maybe you have a hard time

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Speaker 1: buying or figuring out what you want. I've got something

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Speaker 1: Who wants sheets for Christmas? I want a Reygon or something. Listen,

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Speaker 1: a third of your life is in bed. A third

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Speaker 1: of your life is spent with those sheets. How long

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Speaker 1: do you spend with your regon? They're at the lowest

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Speaker 1: price ever right now. You can get them as low

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Speaker 1: pillow dot com promo. Jesse, you're listening to the Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show. You're welcome. It is the Jesse Kelly Show,

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Speaker 1: and we're having a good time tonight. So I'm just

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00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 1: gonna quickly move past the bad news so we can

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00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 1: go back to having fun with Thanksgiving. It's been ugly enough.

482
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 1: We're practically on Thanksgiving break already. Biggest rail union rejects contract,

483
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:22,479
Speaker 1: raising possibility of nationwide strike during the holidays. By the way,

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00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 1: this is about twenty eight thousand conductors, so that's kind

485
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 1: of basically horrific. It failed. They're almost undoubtedly going to

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Speaker 1: strike now, and they're going to strike at the worst

487
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Speaker 1: possible time. And this is what I've been trying to

488
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Speaker 1: warn about about how ugly, how truly truly ugly, it

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Speaker 1: can get. When you push your economy to the brink

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Speaker 1: and you spend and you spend, and you regulate and

491
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Speaker 1: you spend, and you go so far out of control

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Speaker 1: then you blow your dollar out. Then you're raising interest rates. Well,

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00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 1: now what you've done, you've given yourself no wiggle room

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Speaker 1: if one thing goes wrong that you didn't see coming.

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00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 1: Now you're indeed deep deep trouble. We cannot afford to

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Speaker 1: start having rail lines shut down in this country. That

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00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 1: is not a good thing, you know what? All right,

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Speaker 1: back to the good stuff. I'm looking forward to this one.

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Speaker 1: Stephen Pennsylvania. What Thanksgiving dish? Are you dreading them? That?

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Speaker 1: That crap with the marshmallows on top, that's the sweet potatoes.

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00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 1: It's horrible. Michael Denver, go giblets? Why would you leave

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Speaker 1: that stuff in your gravy? I mean, my gosh, I

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00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: get great, I get great turkey. Usually I get a

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00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 1: good stuff in My wife turned to corbit stuffing the

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00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 1: giblets in there. That is disgusting. You can't even shoe

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Speaker 1: it is disgusting. And I'll tell you said, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I don't care if I get hate for it, I

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Speaker 1: don't care. Eight seven seven three seven seven four three

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Speaker 1: seven three gravy and all that good either No, hold on,

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00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: hold on, let me explain. I'm talking about regular brown gravy.

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Speaker 1: I'm a gravy freak. Sausage gravy. Or get some some white,

512
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 1: some some heavy peppered gravy, or or a lapeno gravy.

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00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 1: You can find those in a lot of different places

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00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 1: in Texas. I love gravy. What does brown gravy bring

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00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,479
Speaker 1: to me? In fact, why does brown gravy even still exist?

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00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 1: One sausage gravy was invented? Why ever go back to

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00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 1: regular brown gravy. You know what nobody has ever said

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00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 1: in the history of mankind while they were eating sausage gravy.

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Speaker 1: You know this would be better if there didn't if

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00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 1: there wasn't sausage in it. Nobody has ever said that.

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00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 1: It'd be like hanging up your computer and going back

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00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 1: to a typewriter. I don't understand it. Casey, Texas, go hey, Jesse.

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Speaker 1: This is not a complaint on a broad Thanksgiving dish.

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Speaker 1: This is a deliberate and directed attack at my dear

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Speaker 1: sweet aunt Linda, the combination of court Linda prepares every

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Speaker 1: year against societal norms corn and macaroni and cheese in

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00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 1: the same pan out of the oven, and it's got

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00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: to stop. It's I don't know what stalinist goolog soup

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Speaker 1: kitchen she learned this in. But someone needs to take

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Speaker 1: away the hammer and sickle and sit her down, because

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Speaker 1: I don't know where she got it from. And I

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Speaker 1: don't know if it's just four or five lunatics in

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Speaker 1: my family that like it, or if this is a

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00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 1: popular thing, but I refuse to accept it. Oh, as

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00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 1: you should. You know, some of these things are just

536
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 1: because nobody has ever wanted to be honest with a relative.

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00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 1: That's what a lot of these things are. Guess what

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00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: the first time Aunt Linda dropped corn in her mac

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00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 1: and cheese, everyone hated it, but everyone was too nice.

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00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 1: And this is why I argue, this is why the show,

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00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: our show has ended up growing the way it's growing.

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00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 1: It's certainly not because of any talent or intelligence I have.

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00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 1: It's because I'm the one willing to be that guy

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Speaker 1: to tell Linda your mac and cheese sucks. Get the

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Speaker 1: corner out of your mac and cheese. What's some hell

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Speaker 1: opinions or something in there? I have some respect, Phil Colorado,

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00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:15,960
Speaker 1: go Hey, Pumpkin. Pumpkin season lasts from October until January,

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Speaker 1: and it's the last thing I ever want to see.

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00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 1: But the description of the guy in World War Two

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Speaker 1: that you gave earlier, His name was Robert Porter. He

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Speaker 1: was twenty one year old construction worker and volunteered and

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00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 1: waning to the military and built those runways in the

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Speaker 1: Pacific under fire because he was an equipment operator. And

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00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 1: then after World War Two he stayed in for eight years.

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00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 1: He walked out of Chose Sin. He was a CBE

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Speaker 1: during World War two and Korean War. And this is

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Speaker 1: the first time I've ever been able to give him

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Speaker 1: props on it. What a wonderful, wonderful man. Eight years

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00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 1: service and wouldn't I had to learn about it from

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00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:06,479
Speaker 1: his daughter after he died one month Chay of one

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00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 1: hundred years old. How about that? Wrap your mind around this,

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00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,279
Speaker 1: Wrap your mind around this. You know, the War in

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00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 1: the Pacific, it's my favorite part of history. I'll be honest,

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Speaker 1: I just I obsess over it. The War in the

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00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: Pacific was horrible in ways of just barbaric. It's just

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Speaker 1: subhuman barbaric, the way that war had to be fought.

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Speaker 1: There are men who have lived who fought in the

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Speaker 1: war in the Pacific and then went and fought in

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Speaker 1: Chosen Reservoir in Korea. There are those have to be

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Speaker 1: the hardest men who have ever walked the face of

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Speaker 1: the planet. If you have lived through one of those

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Speaker 1: two things, you are made of concrete. You are officially

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Speaker 1: chiseled in the side of a mountain. If you fought

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Speaker 1: in both of those things, that's just gosh, that's freaking awesome.

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Speaker 1: All Right, we're gonna get to some more of these

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Speaker 1: in a second. Let me do this really quickly. First,

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Speaker 1: all the fun stuff aside. We are making sure we're

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Speaker 1: always taking care of ourselves right, all the time, not

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Speaker 1: just your health. We talked about that a lot. That's

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00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,240
Speaker 1: going to be a consistent theme on the shelves, taking

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Speaker 1: care of our shelves, taking care of ourselves, our physical protection.

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Speaker 1: I bring this up because I just saw, gosh, that's

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Speaker 1: just terrible. A couple in their sixties was leaving an

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Speaker 1: Elton John concert in La Someone bumped into the back

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Speaker 1: of him, nothing terrible, bumped to the back of him,

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Speaker 1: and he did. The husband did exactly what you would

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00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 1: do through the car and park got out and went

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Speaker 1: and looked and was promptly mobbed by the people and

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Speaker 1: beaten almost to death. And then they beat his wife too.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, and this is this is not

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Speaker 1: some rap concert where you might expect something like that

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Speaker 1: to go out. This is an Elton John concert. The

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Speaker 1: level of violence and just mental illness out there right

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Speaker 1: now is palpable. Get yourself a Hero gun and carry

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Speaker 1: it on. You carry it on, You carry it on

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Speaker 1: you please at all times, at all time, even when

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Speaker 1: you're checking a fenderbender, especially when you're checking a fenderbender.

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Speaker 1: Go to Hero twenty twenty dot com code Jesse for

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Speaker 1: com code Jesse. All right, go Paul Florida go. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I guess want to let you know, Jesse, don't forget

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Speaker 1: Army combat engineers. I love my brothers and sisters, but

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00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 1: you I did a lot of stuff Army. And another

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00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 1: game is the fruitcage. Everybody's got to bring fruitcakes and

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00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 1: Thankgiving and it's like, are you kidding game? Yeah, yeah, no,

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00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:45,919
Speaker 1: that's legitimate fruitcake. You gotta get some T shirts out. Brother.

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Speaker 1: On the back of the T shirts say the world

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Speaker 1: Faminist Jesse Kelly Shoe on the front, big letters. What Chris?

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Speaker 1: We do need to finally dig in on the merge Chris,

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Speaker 1: hold on? What do you hold it? What? What? Chris? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I forgot? I know you all are going to find

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00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,920
Speaker 1: this really really surprising. But Chris has a business idea

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Speaker 1: so big, big surprise Chris is figuring out how to

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Speaker 1: do the T shirts. Chris, We're not going to charge

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Speaker 1: people in Armor Lake for the T shirts. Okay, if

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Speaker 1: if we end up doing shirts that we get we

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00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 1: need American shirts, which is virtually impossible. I want to

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Speaker 1: buy American if it all humanly possible. And if that's

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Speaker 1: not possible, We're not buying from some communist piece of

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Speaker 1: trash company like China, and we're not going to charge

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Speaker 1: people through the nose, all right, but we do need

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Speaker 1: to get some what Chris shirts? All right, all right,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna do more of these eight seven seven three

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Speaker 1: seven seven four three seven three What are you dreading?

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Speaker 1: What dish are you dreading? At Thanksgiving? But first, someone

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00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 1: thinks Dome deserves more of respect. Someone pulled a gun

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Speaker 1: on somebody and I actually am going to defend him

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Speaker 1: for it. Oh that's still to come on The Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show.