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Speaker 1: Today I FD up by accidentally hooking up with my

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Speaker 1: former youth pastor. I'm very excited about this one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Holy moly, that's what I gotta say, doing God's work out.

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Speaker 1: Ye yeah, this actually happened about a month ago, but

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Speaker 1: I need to tell someone so I could mentally recover.

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Speaker 1: I twenty four, temporarily moved back home for summer after

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Speaker 1: graduating college, nice as one does. One night, I was

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Speaker 1: bored and went on Tinder and Match with this older

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Speaker 1: guy thirty seven, but was actually pretty good looking. We

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Speaker 1: got along pretty well, and the next day we decided

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Speaker 1: to meet up. How many how many years older is

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Speaker 1: too much older? Well, hey, what's that thing is? Like?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Half your age? Forty two plus two? Yeah, that's what

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Speaker 1: it is. What so thirty seven, that's doable.

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Speaker 2: I mean you'll, you know, you'll have the typical like

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Speaker 2: not have the same reference.

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Speaker 1: Eighteen but well eighteen nineteen plus two, you're only you're

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Speaker 1: at twenty one, so I guess it's okay. Yeah. I

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Speaker 1: felt like I recognized him for somewhere, but it's a

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Speaker 1: fairly small town, so I didn't think much of it.

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Speaker 1: We meet up at a local bar and well, one

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Speaker 1: thing led to wait, half your age plus two doesn't

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Speaker 1: make No, that's doesn't I think it's like plus nine

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Speaker 1: plus seven. It's plus seven seven plus seven.

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Speaker 2: There we go.

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Speaker 1: That was plus seven. So yeah, thirty seven divided by two,

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Speaker 1: so you got sixteen and then plus seven and stuff

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Speaker 1: fair plus seven. Then he got twenty three, so you're

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Speaker 1: still in the clear. Okay. We meet up a local

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Speaker 1: bar and well, one thing led to another and we

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Speaker 1: ended up having sex in the back of his car. Classic. Hey, yo,

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Speaker 1: I was leaving the next week, so I didn't really

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Speaker 1: care what happened. Next day is the only Sunday my

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Speaker 1: mom has off since I've been there, and she wants

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Speaker 1: us all to go to church. Yeah, go confess for

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Speaker 1: your tender sins, baby, and guess who's doing the serm

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Speaker 1: of that day.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: He immediately recognized me and we make awkward eye contact

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Speaker 1: for a second. Then it hits me was my youth pastor.

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Speaker 1: I hadn't seen him in almost a decade. I have

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Speaker 1: no idea if he knew who I was right away

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Speaker 1: or not, and I'd rather not know. I left in

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Speaker 1: a hurry after service. But yo, it gets worse, It

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Speaker 1: gets worse. Oh and I found out that he's married.

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Speaker 1: So there's that. Bro, No, dude, how do you do

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Speaker 1: that right before the day of the Lord bruh and

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Speaker 1: then don't even blink twice about being married? That that

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Speaker 1: is wild wow small town vibes. Also, how are you

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Speaker 1: on Tinder as a youth pastor? You get like with

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Speaker 1: your full face on there in a small town, bro?

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Speaker 1: This is what? Like how is everyone not seeing that?

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Speaker 2: Literally, like like there there has to be one person

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Speaker 2: in like the concens one person unless he's banging all.

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Speaker 1: Of them, and they're all, I'll keep keeping quiet, and.

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Speaker 2: They don't want to say anything because then they go

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Speaker 2: to the church and they're like, oh my gosh, this

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Speaker 2: is the guy or whatever, so they look bad.

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Speaker 1: So they're all everyone has as a mutual agreement just

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Speaker 1: to keep silent.

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Speaker 2: What if this guy is like not a pastor at

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Speaker 2: all and he literally just devises crazy like he just

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Speaker 2: gets off I'm like cheating on his wife and he

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Speaker 2: just devised the scheme like it'll be perfect.

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Speaker 1: I'll marry this idiot.

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Speaker 2: Shick and then I'll be on a youth pastor and

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Speaker 2: then I'll sleep with all the girls in town and

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Speaker 2: no one will rit on me because he'll be so embarrassed.

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Speaker 1: This youth pastor is evil,