1 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:03,800 Speaker 1: Concession. 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:08,880 Speaker 2: I can't take back ol arms. 3 00:00:08,920 --> 00:00:13,160 Speaker 3: Mouth speaker text to seventy eight five nine two says 4 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:15,960 Speaker 3: every night I eat the crumbs out of the bottom of. 5 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:19,079 Speaker 1: The air fryer. It's the highlight of my day. 6 00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:21,720 Speaker 3: And if my wife washes the tray before I get 7 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:25,320 Speaker 3: to the greasy goodness, I get genuinely annoyed. 8 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:32,040 Speaker 1: Dude, what a crows I feel that person. No crumbs 9 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:32,880 Speaker 1: on this show. 10 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:36,320 Speaker 3: We're like little garbage monsters feasting on the greasy crumbs 11 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:38,080 Speaker 3: of our listeners, messed up lives. 12 00:00:38,159 --> 00:00:39,800 Speaker 4: I mean it is a good analogy. I see what 13 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,680 Speaker 4: you're saying, and. 14 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:43,959 Speaker 3: We love it here during the mass speaker, and as 15 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:47,440 Speaker 3: a courtesy, will keep you anonymous for that experience. And 16 00:00:47,479 --> 00:00:49,280 Speaker 3: we've got a woman on the phone ready to empty 17 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:51,640 Speaker 3: her grease trapped straight into our mouths. 18 00:00:52,159 --> 00:00:55,920 Speaker 1: She's chosen Lisa. Is her fake names? Someone just tuned in, 19 00:00:56,120 --> 00:01:00,280 Speaker 1: very confused, Lisa. We're hungry for secrets. Welcome to the show. 20 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:01,280 Speaker 1: Give us your oil. 21 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:04,839 Speaker 2: I'm still laughing about that grease trap. 22 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:10,080 Speaker 1: Sorry that Jeffrey. We're ready for a good time here 23 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:12,279 Speaker 1: because the voice changer is on. You are the mass speaker. 24 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:13,880 Speaker 1: Whenever you're ready let's hear your confession. 25 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:19,200 Speaker 2: Absolutely, so, I am a very particular person. I like 26 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:21,440 Speaker 2: the things that I like, and I like to do 27 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:22,400 Speaker 2: them my way. 28 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:27,319 Speaker 4: Do some people call you maybe picky? Ah? 29 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:30,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't like other people being near my space. 30 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:31,319 Speaker 4: Okay. 31 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:36,240 Speaker 2: In my experience, people in general are just unclean, self 32 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,319 Speaker 2: centered or just idiots. 33 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,440 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, people think of themselves all the time. 34 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:42,319 Speaker 4: Yeah, you hate everyone? 35 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:45,600 Speaker 1: Are you and Jeffrey like related somehow? 36 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:50,040 Speaker 3: I know we're like soul sisters here you're speaking my language. 37 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 2: But whenever I'm out doing things that I need to do, 38 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:57,280 Speaker 2: my goal is to keep the weirdos and the morons 39 00:01:57,520 --> 00:01:58,240 Speaker 2: away from me. 40 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:00,520 Speaker 1: Yes, let me do my job. 41 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:03,120 Speaker 3: But it's so hard because they're always trying to Like, 42 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 3: everyone's always trying to get up in your business all 43 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:07,640 Speaker 3: the time. Yeah, some people are trying to be friends, 44 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:09,360 Speaker 3: you know, like, hey, how was your weekend? 45 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:10,400 Speaker 1: I didn't ask for friends. 46 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 3: I'm just I'm not at the grocery store trying to 47 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:13,920 Speaker 3: make friends. 48 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:18,840 Speaker 1: Got it? Okay? So what do you is your secret? 49 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:20,840 Speaker 4: Like how you're deterring others from you? 50 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 2: Yes? 51 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:23,200 Speaker 1: Okay really? 52 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:24,959 Speaker 2: Oh yeah I have figured it out. 53 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,200 Speaker 1: No, Oh my gosh, there's an apods. 54 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:27,959 Speaker 2: We need a new one. 55 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:28,960 Speaker 1: Please tell me? 56 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:30,240 Speaker 4: Are you taking notes right now? 57 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:32,320 Speaker 1: Yes, I'm gonna write this down. But what do you do? 58 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:36,919 Speaker 2: I made a sign at Kinko's. It looks very official 59 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:40,120 Speaker 2: and it says out of order okay, and whenever I 60 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,760 Speaker 2: go out places, I hang it up next to me. 61 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:44,440 Speaker 2: What what do you mean? 62 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:45,320 Speaker 1: Like? 63 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:48,560 Speaker 2: I have my favorite drackmill at the gym by the window. 64 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 2: I don't want anybody next to me clomping and grunting 65 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:53,920 Speaker 2: while I'm trying to focus on my workout. 66 00:02:54,120 --> 00:02:57,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, sweating grunt somewhere else. 67 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:01,840 Speaker 1: I feel like you're being a little judge. People at 68 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:04,959 Speaker 1: the window. I can't help how much I sweat. Okay, 69 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:07,079 Speaker 1: it's a lot. That's fine. Go sweat on the other 70 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:07,800 Speaker 1: side of the gym. 71 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:10,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, what if you smell? There's like twelve other treadmills. 72 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 2: Leave me alone. So I just paying it on the 73 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 2: other treadmill next to me. 74 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 1: Oh my, this is genius. 75 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:20,480 Speaker 4: Don't you think you're gonna gett I mean like, there's video. 76 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,480 Speaker 1: An employee may go that's not broken. 77 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, well she only has to work out for what 78 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:25,600 Speaker 3: like twenty thirty minutes and then you. 79 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:28,239 Speaker 2: Can take the sign I'm not running Mansons. 80 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,919 Speaker 1: Okay, that actually checks all the boxes. All right, So 81 00:03:32,080 --> 00:03:34,400 Speaker 1: you use it at the gym, you get private gym time. 82 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 1: Where else could you possibly use it? 83 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:38,840 Speaker 2: Well, the bathroom at my work I was putting on 84 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:40,280 Speaker 2: the stall next to mine. 85 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:47,200 Speaker 1: O space, Yeah, under the stall. 86 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:49,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the one place where I don't mind people 87 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 3: entering my space. 88 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,240 Speaker 1: But I could see why you wouldn't. 89 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 4: It is strange when there's a whole row of stalls 90 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:56,880 Speaker 4: and the person comes in and picks the one right 91 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 4: next right next to you, because they don't realize someone's 92 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:00,200 Speaker 4: in there. 93 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:03,880 Speaker 3: But still, okay, that's smart and actually getting into that 94 00:04:04,040 --> 00:04:04,600 Speaker 3: yeah too. 95 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,360 Speaker 1: So we've got the gym and the work bathroom. 96 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:11,160 Speaker 2: Where else can you use when you're flying? It doesn't 97 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:13,640 Speaker 2: always work, but I'll go to my row of seats 98 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:15,600 Speaker 2: and put like the little out of order sign wedged 99 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:19,360 Speaker 2: into the tray table the yeah, so like if someone 100 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,640 Speaker 2: sits down, I'll be like, oh my gosh, you should 101 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:22,760 Speaker 2: request to move. 102 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,479 Speaker 4: Southwest. I mean, I think they're even as signing seats. 103 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:33,000 Speaker 2: They are, but I mean, yeah, a lot of times 104 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:33,440 Speaker 2: they're done. 105 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,359 Speaker 1: Okay, I get the road of myself. 106 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:37,839 Speaker 4: You don't pay for yourself to go get like a 107 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:38,520 Speaker 4: nicer seat. 108 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:42,480 Speaker 2: Let the person next to you get upgraded. No, I 109 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:44,120 Speaker 2: paid for the King you know. 110 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:47,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's coming in handy. Are you ever lonely? 111 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,720 Speaker 2: I have my friends with my therapists. 112 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,840 Speaker 4: I'm guessing the therapist doesn't know about the out of 113 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 4: order sign. 114 00:04:57,279 --> 00:05:02,159 Speaker 3: No, the therapist only needs to hear about the problems 115 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,680 Speaker 3: in her life, not all the solutions that she's come 116 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:05,080 Speaker 3: up with. 117 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:06,679 Speaker 1: She's a genius hack. 118 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:10,320 Speaker 2: My favorite one. I've also done the parking spot cone trick. 119 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,960 Speaker 2: So I'll keep an orange cone in my trunk and 120 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:18,560 Speaker 2: sometimes I put it in the parking space next day. Yeah, 121 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,920 Speaker 2: I don't want any indordings there somebody parking two clothes. 122 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,800 Speaker 2: That one works one hundred percent of the time. 123 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:26,960 Speaker 1: I'm always scared to move a cone, So that actually makes. 124 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:29,000 Speaker 2: Sense, Yeah, because you never know, like why did somebody 125 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:29,600 Speaker 2: put that there? 126 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:32,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not always going to work. I mean someone 127 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,800 Speaker 4: like Alexus is just going to drive right out at 128 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:34,400 Speaker 4: the top of that. 129 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:36,280 Speaker 3: All the time. 130 00:05:36,440 --> 00:05:39,120 Speaker 1: Yes, Oh, this is so smart least. 131 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:41,280 Speaker 3: I would love to hang out with you sometime if 132 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:43,280 Speaker 3: you allow me into your personal space. 133 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,720 Speaker 2: Yes, let's go get Margarita's. 134 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, sit two seats of ways, there we go. 135 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:50,400 Speaker 2: Yeah. 136 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:53,200 Speaker 3: So that's a little helpful life hack for how to 137 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:56,839 Speaker 3: avoid the weirdos and the idiots in the world. 138 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:59,160 Speaker 4: Idiot for just wanting to go to the. 139 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:01,880 Speaker 3: Bathroom, Sunerly Brook has no chance to do that because 140 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:02,920 Speaker 3: she has to work with us. 141 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:05,680 Speaker 1: So I'm sorry, Brook, but text in. 142 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,320 Speaker 3: To seven eight five nine two if you have a 143 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:09,760 Speaker 3: confession you've been holding on to. We'll hide your identity, 144 00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:12,080 Speaker 3: mask your voice, and make you our next mass speaker. 145 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:14,159 Speaker 1: We got your phone tap coming up right after this.