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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season to eleven, episode

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Speaker 1: two of day production of My Heart Radio. This is

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Speaker 1: a podcast where we take a deep dive into America's

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Speaker 1: share consciousness. It is Tuesday, November one, which of course

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Speaker 1: means that it's National Check your Wipers Day, as if

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Speaker 1: we need a national day for that. I've already checked

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Speaker 1: my wipers a couple of times today. But yeah, we all,

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Speaker 1: we all need to. Actually, it is a good thing

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Speaker 1: that you said that. I'm like one of those people

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Speaker 1: because it doesn't rain enough in l A. It does,

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Speaker 1: and I put my wiper or no, they're not wipers.

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Speaker 1: They just turned to smearrors. It just like I was thinking,

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Speaker 1: the wind fucking rain off your wind, so it's just

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Speaker 1: merely will smear the moisture. So I will check because

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Speaker 1: I think I have a floppy white I was driving

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Speaker 1: down from San France, l A. As the locals called

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Speaker 1: Cisco down five man and just going through uh like

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Speaker 1: fog sand storm type deal or fog dust storm. It

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Speaker 1: was brown fog and and it was getting all over

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Speaker 1: my windshield sand storm too. Yeah, I checked the I

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Speaker 1: checked your ship out of those wipers. That's not true anyways.

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Speaker 1: My name is Jack O'Brien A K. Shark. I just

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Speaker 1: met you and this is crazy, but here's my Tosie's

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Speaker 1: come to them. Maybe let's courtesy of absolute garbage, total

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Speaker 1: nonsense and utter ridict A K. Gerald, Rice and I

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Speaker 1: am thrilled to be joined as always by my co

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Speaker 1: host Mr Miles grad Right, so hard for that kid's

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Speaker 1: size car. But in the end that just Texas SAIDA

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Speaker 1: started to ball. He said he'd call, but in the end,

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Speaker 1: I judge pose for a picture. Okay, that's from Marquis Marcatrelius.

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Speaker 1: That's from the child Hack where we said if your

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Speaker 1: kids want something, just take a photo with it at

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Speaker 1: the toy store and say you're sending it to Santa

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Speaker 1: to cease the complaining and the crying. So shout out

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Speaker 1: Santa if you don't get it, man, yeah, and then

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Speaker 1: you'd be like, honestly, may have sounding like we might

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Speaker 1: have a north bowl and tightened this motherfucker up, which

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Speaker 1: say so yeah or yeah, I guess Santas just just

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Speaker 1: very busy. Yeah, could you imagine just start being such

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Speaker 1: a coward parent, you just start painting Santa's like a dude.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't give a funk about your killer. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I guess like he he really dropped the ball on

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Speaker 1: that with you. Nothing to do with you, though I

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Speaker 1: think I would have remembered. Come back this ELFH on

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Speaker 1: the shelf ship. Hopefully we'll get to that. But that

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Speaker 1: that thing is is wild and ongoing. I have yet

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Speaker 1: to experience it, but we can talk elf. Elf on

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Speaker 1: the shelf culture. Elf on the shelf culture. It's you know,

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Speaker 1: social critics have pointed out that it's normalizing the idea

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Speaker 1: of like a CCTVs ur valance state culture to the

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Speaker 1: point that that there was a really a product that

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Speaker 1: sold well that was a ELF camera. Didn't have an

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Speaker 1: ELF on. It was just a fake surveillance camera that

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Speaker 1: you put in your kid's room. And we're like, if

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Speaker 1: the if the red lights on, it means it's capturing

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Speaker 1: everything and sending it right to Santa. So we'll talk

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Speaker 1: about that. But Miles, we are thrilled to be joined

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Speaker 1: in our third seat by a very funny comedian writer

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Speaker 1: you may have seen on Twitter playing original characters such

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Speaker 1: as a surprisingly progressive uncle, existential henchman, shitty X men,

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Speaker 1: and gender revial event planner. He's been featured in the

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Speaker 1: New York Times Funnier Die by his Fusion TV Paste

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Speaker 1: magazine and is performed at festivals and on stages across

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Speaker 1: this great land. He hosted a podcast called Morning Coffee

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Speaker 1: and which he discussed grief, loss and death with comedians,

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Speaker 1: and is the co host of the stand up late

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Speaker 1: night show not Quite Midnight. Please welcome the hilarious and

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Speaker 1: talented Chris College. We're here. We're doing it. Baby. Happy

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Speaker 1: wiper wiper day to you. Yes, thank you. I like

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Speaker 1: I check your wiper's days. All I could think of

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Speaker 1: was like like somebody in the fifties using that as

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Speaker 1: slang for like a parts on a woman or something

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Speaker 1: like check out the wipers on her. Check your wipers apply.

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Speaker 1: Also Miles Great Angry White Kid new metal voice, I

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Speaker 1: mean look like how I'll always say. Hybrid Theory was

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Speaker 1: the the album for kids whose parents divorced. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: you didn't and you didn't know what to do, but

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Speaker 1: they they gave you. They gave you something to scream about.

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Speaker 1: They gave you an outlet. Oh yeah. Hybrid Theory will

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Speaker 1: always be my top my top twenty albums, just because

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Speaker 1: it captured a moment of my emotional development. So clearly.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I can't let it go. Yeah, you could

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Speaker 1: like sense the baggy jeans as you were singing that.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and like me like getting enough fight in

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Speaker 1: the Staple Center parking lot after high school hockey game

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Speaker 1: because so turned up off of that ship. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: yeah emotionally too. Yeah it was Did you ever have

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Speaker 1: a lip ring? Miles? Probably only hat earrings. I only

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Speaker 1: had the diamonds, and I remember one time the reff

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Speaker 1: was like, hey man, your diamonds are too big. I

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Speaker 1: can see him through your helmet. I'm like that, you're

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Speaker 1: probably what do you think I exactly, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I might refer you to the track by Cameron because

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you that ship that Gretzky skate on.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean? Oh you mean buy me diamonds? Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's for people who are really into Cameron cameraon. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what this show is. Hockey cameraon fans. Yeah, welcome. Well,

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Speaker 1: in the end, it doesn't really matter, that's true. Alright, Chris,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna get to know you a little bit better

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Speaker 1: in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a

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Speaker 1: couple of things. We're talking about Bannon surrendered about that.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about the packing and the cracking, which

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Speaker 1: is how Republicans are doing this. They keep winning all

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Speaker 1: these fucking elections even though they don't have the numbers.

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Speaker 1: We might get to that elf on the shelf. We

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Speaker 1: will certainly get to the Reese's pie. What do they

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Speaker 1: call it? Just Thanksgiving pie. I mean, they're just they

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Speaker 1: went for it. They were just like, this is the

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Speaker 1: pie now, and they may not be wrong, they may

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Speaker 1: not be wrong. It's just a big Reces cup. So

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Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about how we feel about that plenty more.

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Speaker 1: But first, Chris, we do like to ask our guests,

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Speaker 1: what is something from your search history? Oh? Okay, so

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Speaker 1: search history. So here's the thing. I took a thing

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Speaker 1: from my search history on TikTok Okay. I used TikTok

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Speaker 1: a lot and one thing that I'm always looking up,

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Speaker 1: but it is from my search history. It's is opening sandwiches.

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Speaker 1: So it's I searched this thing that is people on

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Speaker 1: So I'm like, I'm real deep into sandwich talk right now.

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Speaker 1: That's like where I'm at. What's a notable like example,

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Speaker 1: the the horny ist that a sandwich opening has ever

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Speaker 1: gotten you? Chris right, well, so like you know, a

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Speaker 1: real good not to say that accusatorially. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: in the culture right now. Uh. But there's a place

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Speaker 1: in Brooklyn called Federov's Roast Pork and they do like

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Speaker 1: this insane Philly cheesteak, and so you know, when it's open,

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Speaker 1: it's already dripping baby like it's it's it's happening, everything's happening,

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Speaker 1: and the commentary is just like oh yeah, yeah, yeah

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Speaker 1: yeah yeah. They're like it's like but it starts like

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Speaker 1: you're like at that point, you're like, just do it,

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Speaker 1: then they just show it to you and then they're

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Speaker 1: to a different sandwich. Really depends on how into the

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Speaker 1: said that I've been very bad and I need to

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Speaker 1: eat this sandwich. Yeah, there's there's a lot of uh A,

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Speaker 1: trying to fix oven. Right, she's like and you're she's like,

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Speaker 1: I'm stuck, can you help? And you're like, let me

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Speaker 1: open the sandwich and grease my hands up there, let

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Speaker 1: pull you out. Was there ever a sandwich that like,

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Speaker 1: I mean, what I mean is the appeal just to

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Speaker 1: Because I mean, I'm I love sandwiches. I love food,

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Speaker 1: and I get like, you know, and food influencer culture

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Speaker 1: the things you should be like the burrito spread where

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Speaker 1: like people would make the wildest bridles then you cut

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Speaker 1: a lot of the Burrito and they just don't do

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Speaker 1: and I'm hoping the sandwiches are like that or oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: there for? And I'm like, that's right, the Poopoosa pizza.

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Speaker 1: That's what I wanted to get, And that ship is

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Speaker 1: on my list of TikTok food or not, you know

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Speaker 1: ship that I places to go. Yeah, yeah, that's some

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Speaker 1: pizza sized Popoosa. Oh my god, that sounds incredible. Do

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Speaker 1: they ever? Did they ever do it with like national chains,

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Speaker 1: like a subway tuna sandwich opening. I wish they would.

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Speaker 1: I wish I wish there was a TikTok dedicated to

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Speaker 1: somebody just being like, oh look at the b K

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Speaker 1: big Fish right. Hell yeah, the cheese is threading. It's

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Speaker 1: it's real solid cheese. It doesn't move. Oh they made

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Speaker 1: this three hours ago? The change how Yeah? That are

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Speaker 1: like those gross lunch places in like New York that

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Speaker 1: are just or every every smell of food just congeals

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Speaker 1: it just smells like hot yeaheah, No, I don't know

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Speaker 1: that's where I'm into. I love him. I love him.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to get on my level and mark

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Speaker 1: him down. But I recommend everybody mark down the places

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Speaker 1: you want to go. Well. I think there's so I

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Speaker 1: think it's just speaks to like the amount of information

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Speaker 1: to speak to it. And also on his like podcast

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Speaker 1: radio show on January five, he said, quote all hell

424
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Speaker 1: is gonna break loose tomorrow. So they used that as

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Speaker 1: evidence that quote he had some foreign knowledge about extreme

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Speaker 1: events that would occur the next day. That seems fair, dude.

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Speaker 1: It's like at this they were it's getting it's every

428
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Speaker 1: it's all so explicit, like we've had enough info where

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Speaker 1: people are literally like, on January six, we would like

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Speaker 1: to run an insurrection and they're like, we gotta talk

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Speaker 1: to this guy. I think, yeah, I don't mean insurrection

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Speaker 1: like that. And then the d A is like, oh, okay,

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Speaker 1: he didn't mean insurrection like that. Was Trump at the

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Speaker 1: Willard Hotel meeting on January five, reps. I think everyone

435
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Speaker 1: else was there, Yeah, everybody, but you imagine they're like

436
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Speaker 1: leaving the White House to go to this hotel. Yeah,

437
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:30,360
Speaker 1: very hard to travel clandestine when you're the FFing president.

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Speaker 1: But you know, so Bannon he ignored his congressional subpoena

439
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Speaker 1: because again, as he said, and many othership said, like, well,

440
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Speaker 1: Trump told me to exercise executive privilege over that, so

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go. But like he and many others

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Speaker 1: are quickly discovering, Donald Trump is not the president, no

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Speaker 1: matter what percentage of Americans believe that. And then also

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Speaker 1: Bannon has not been in the in the executive for years,

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Speaker 1: so it's like this isn't even like what Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: like applies or you can't just say things like you

447
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,800
Speaker 1: can't just say the things that you think will work,

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Speaker 1: even though like I guess you kind of can, because

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Speaker 1: a lot of those guys still haven't even like being arrested,

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Speaker 1: like Bannon, you know, right, but yeah there and and

451
00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:17,200
Speaker 1: again being like no, no, I can do this actually,

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Speaker 1: and then the fact that we don't see much movement.

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Speaker 1: Like again everyone was like, is Merrick Garland gonna actually

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Speaker 1: get this thing going? And look big? He was indicted

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Speaker 1: on Friday and then Bannon terms him turns himself in

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Speaker 1: on Monday. But yeah, I mean, I think that's the

457
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Speaker 1: thing about being a white criminal in this country too.

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Speaker 1: It's like playing like tag where like you know, when

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Speaker 1: you're a kid, and like one thing is like like

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Speaker 1: safe you know, oh no, I'm over here, so I'm safe.

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Speaker 1: But it's like these people, though, those are gonna be like,

462
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Speaker 1: oh no, my shoes are safe. Actually you can't. Like

463
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Speaker 1: but they're like we didn't even agree on this, like yeah,

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Speaker 1: but I just said it, So what are you gonna

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Speaker 1: do about it? Like yeah, that, and they're like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he said it. I mean you gotta think about it

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Speaker 1: because he did say it. He did say that, So

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Speaker 1: I guess the subpoena is meaningless. All that to say

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Speaker 1: is he's gonna I mean, I as we record this,

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Speaker 1: he's probably seeing a judge. He will make his plea,

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Speaker 1: which will probably be not guilty, so then he can

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Speaker 1: prolong this and then go to a jury trial and

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Speaker 1: then there'll be a whole other ship show from there.

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Speaker 1: Mark Meadows, the chief of staff, who is you know,

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Speaker 1: the chief of staff on the sixth, has also ignored

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Speaker 1: Spina as well. So we'll see what goes on there.

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Speaker 1: But me in the meantime, like the Republicans are like,

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Speaker 1: they're already vowing to exact revenge for this. Yeah, what

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Speaker 1: so they're they're promising to haul in Biden aids, Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: if we do that, Oh, afghanis or whatever, I mean,

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Speaker 1: Jordan is a fucking loser. Yeah, And he all he

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Speaker 1: does is, you know, he said, he's like I can't

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Speaker 1: wait to be back at the chair of the Judiciary Committee.

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Speaker 1: And he's acting like he's gonna all all these people,

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Speaker 1: and it's like, motherfucker. Y'all have been the Republicans have

486
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Speaker 1: had control of the Congress for many years, and we've

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Speaker 1: seen what happens. The best, y'all, door is like some

488
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Speaker 1: just nonsensical Benghazi thing. Nothing that's like actually amounts to

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Speaker 1: real anything aside from just grandstanding or creating like a

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Speaker 1: you know, an avenue for some increased propaganda yeah, or

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Speaker 1: they like start a whole thing that immediately gets cleared

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Speaker 1: right like there's no, there's nothing there. They're like, you know,

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Speaker 1: we're like, oh, we're gonna haul you in for this,

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00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 1: and then everybody's like, yeah, that's actually not anything. So

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Speaker 1: they're like, you can't even issue a subpoena for it.

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Speaker 1: Oh we did so, and then they're like okay, and

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Speaker 1: my lawyer said, this is literally nonsense, like yeah, Clinton,

498
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Speaker 1: You're like, huh, I'm just a podcaster, but thank you. So. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that that's where they vowed. I mean again, that's their

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Speaker 1: weird idle threat. I mean, more than anything, it is.

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Speaker 1: I think the biggest start is yeah, it's realistic that

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Speaker 1: they'd take control of Congress again, and then they're completely

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Speaker 1: you know, shut down everything that that's more realistic than

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Speaker 1: you better you better not better not or I'll call

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Speaker 1: your aids in and they'll have to talk about their

506
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:09,920
Speaker 1: job out loud. But it does the overall work of

507
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Speaker 1: making the insurrection. The fact that they were trying to

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Speaker 1: hang the vice president before he could trying to hang

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Speaker 1: with the vice president, Oh my bad. Yeah, that was

510
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Speaker 1: a big that was a big misnomer. They were trying

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Speaker 1: to hang out with Mike Pens so that that was

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Speaker 1: an argument. But then they realized that nobody wants to

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Speaker 1: hang out with Mike Pens. That's impossible for a human

514
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Speaker 1: being don't want to hang out with Mike Pence, so

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Speaker 1: that they threw that legal angle out. I can't imagine

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Speaker 1: the amount like of balls, and like, what how knowing

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Speaker 1: you're that untouchable to just ignore a subpoena. I would

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Speaker 1: ship my pants if somebody, if anybody subpoened me for anything,

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Speaker 1: There's no way I would ever ignore it. But like

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Speaker 1: the amount that they know that nothing will happen to

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Speaker 1: them to just nor a subpoena is wild, right yeah,

522
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 1: I again, that's but and that's the place we find

523
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Speaker 1: ourselves in. And just like with Trump entering the presidency,

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Speaker 1: all the norms that were just being being like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: maybe you normally do that, but I don't give a fuck, right,

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Speaker 1: And now we're just seeing it's continued to like we're

527
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Speaker 1: just seeing how much of the like don't don't normalize this,

528
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Speaker 1: we can't let this be normals, Like this is well, hey,

529
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Speaker 1: guess what, just by virtue of him being there, this

530
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Speaker 1: is where we're at now, right, I feel like it's

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Speaker 1: not all Trump though. It's also like the Brooks Brothers riot,

532
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Speaker 1: like that where they took hold of the vote counting

533
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Speaker 1: in Miami Dade County and like went in and started

534
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Speaker 1: like wreaking havoc and they got the vote count suspended

535
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Speaker 1: and it turned out it was like a bunch of

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Speaker 1: Republican operatives. Like that's something that was just normalized and

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00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 1: we were just like, yeah, that happened. But I think

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Speaker 1: in different was the media wasn't reporting on that for

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Speaker 1: what it was. You know, like you'd have to really

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Speaker 1: be interested in the Brooks like like at the time,

541
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Speaker 1: you wouldn't have known who the funk was down there

542
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:12,240
Speaker 1: getting involved with it, because I don't think the attention

543
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 1: was on it. But yeah, that that not to say

544
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 1: that Donald Trump completely shifted everything, but I think it's

545
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 1: just done in such a brazen way. People like this

546
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 1: guy is just fucking We used to pretend they used

547
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 1: to pretend, like it almost seems like there, you know,

548
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 1: the more we do this show and pay attention to politics,

549
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 1: the more it seems like there's a tacit agreement by

550
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Speaker 1: both the Democratic Party and the mainstream media that like

551
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 1: we need the Republicans around, like they need the Republicans

552
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 1: around to remain powerful, and so they like let ship

553
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 1: like this. I don't know, like there's so many legal

554
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 1: technicalities and political technicalities, but it's just like I don't know,

555
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: it feels like there's a out of like there's nothing

556
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 1: that's out of our hands at this point. Ship that's

557
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 1: going on that I feel like they recognize that they're

558
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,200
Speaker 1: in a better position, like the centrist and like big

559
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Speaker 1: D Democrats are in a better position if they're just

560
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Speaker 1: in a buying area against like this far right, Like yeah,

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Speaker 1: maybe cannot party inspire them to do better as a party.

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Speaker 1: I think that helps. But in terms of like rab power,

563
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 1: like they're losing that, oh yeah completely, And I think

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Speaker 1: that's where it's like, well then what are you all about?

565
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Speaker 1: Because you know you're getting this smash put on you

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Speaker 1: right now as we speak. But it's like, yeah, it

567
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,520
Speaker 1: is a bummer to see them always be like to

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Speaker 1: imagine that any like the other side is gonna play

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Speaker 1: by They still think that they're going to play by

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Speaker 1: the rules, you know, oh kind enough that if we

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Speaker 1: could convince them, I'm like, you know, you can't. You

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Speaker 1: haven't Maybe it's like we both get money from the

573
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Speaker 1: same companies to keep things going no matter what, and

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Speaker 1: then at the end of the day, we will never

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Speaker 1: see the fallout of our failed policies because we're too insulated.

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Speaker 1: Maybe that I think that might work. Yeah, that sounds

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Speaker 1: like a plan. Well, speaking of a plan, Republicans are

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Speaker 1: going to retake the House and the Senate, and one

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Speaker 1: of the main reasons they're going to be able to

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Speaker 1: do that without any sort of demographic growth or appealing

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Speaker 1: conversion of the base is through jerrymandering, which is something

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Speaker 1: that we've been talking about since, you know, for decades

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Speaker 1: and is only getting worse. Yeah, you know, the plan

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Speaker 1: has always been you know, you saw Arnold Schwartz and

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Speaker 1: Agra remember a few years you like, we've got to

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Speaker 1: stop the jerryman's ring like it's they want to they

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00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 1: just want to cob up the state. And it's true,

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00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 1: Republicans all over our doing it. Democrats are doing it too,

589
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 1: because that's really the only way you can try and

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Speaker 1: carve out like seats that seem like safe, basically trying

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Speaker 1: to create as many non competitive seats as possible so

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Speaker 1: there's no need to appeal to up the broader electorate.

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Speaker 1: You can now completely change the environment for a politician

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Speaker 1: where it's now you're beholden to the base, because guess what,

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Speaker 1: there's not going to be a group of disaffected voters

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Speaker 1: in your district who can somehow mobilize and then find

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Speaker 1: the majorities two out to you. So this has been

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Speaker 1: happening even more aggressively since the census data was released,

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Speaker 1: and now they're just carving the funk out of it.

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Speaker 1: And like you're saying at the top of the show,

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Speaker 1: they do it like the two main ways to do

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Speaker 1: it is to crack a district or pack a district.

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Speaker 1: When you pack a district, that's when you're just finding

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Speaker 1: a demographic group and then you're saying, okay, well here's

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Speaker 1: a group that we can maybe just try and to

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00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 1: loot their power. So what you can do is try

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00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 1: and carve up districts that will sort of not give

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Speaker 1: them as much centralized power in any given place. Just

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Speaker 1: pack them into these certain areas. Sure maybe like in

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Speaker 1: one sense it can be fine let them have that district,

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00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 1: or another will be like, well if we carve this

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Speaker 1: one neighborhood up and like so that's like five districts

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Speaker 1: end up having a piece of it. Guess what now

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Speaker 1: they can't do ship or cracking. It is the same

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Speaker 1: thing where you just kind of want to just really

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Speaker 1: just like dilute the actual vote. So cracking is the

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Speaker 1: thing you were just describing where they dilute, where they

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Speaker 1: break up like a Let's say you have a neighborhood

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Speaker 1: that is like a million democratic like strongly democratic people.

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Speaker 1: You break them up into like six different things, and

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Speaker 1: then it's like yeah, but then packing is when if

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Speaker 1: they decided, okay, well we'll put that one million person

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Speaker 1: neighborhood as just a single district, and then we break

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Speaker 1: up everything around it. And so you get like, you know,

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Speaker 1: if you're if you're looking to like split up five

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Speaker 1: districts worth of a population, you put all of the

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Speaker 1: Democrats in one of them, and then you give yourself

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Speaker 1: four districts basically is and now it's like, well, I

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Speaker 1: guess what if only Republicans live here now? Because of

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Speaker 1: these weird like I mean, when you just look at

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Speaker 1: some of these districts, you're like, god, oh, yeah, liked

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Speaker 1: Jim Jordan's have you like? His district is like nuts, Yeah,

633
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Speaker 1: it looks like a vascular system. Yeah. Yeah, it's just

634
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,839
Speaker 1: like it's just like spread out through Ohio. It's part

635
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:23,760
Speaker 1: of Ohio. That is just like it's like like putting

636
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:25,880
Speaker 1: the game on easy mode or something, and like it

637
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 1: doesn't make any sense, like how is this all his?

638
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:30,920
Speaker 1: But like they just like have cracked it up and

639
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,759
Speaker 1: broken it up into so many different pieces and then

640
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 1: you look at it. You know, this is the most

641
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,240
Speaker 1: chilling fact. Right. This is from the New York Times

642
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 1: article about like sort of the redistricting efforts. Quote on

643
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: a highly distorted congressional map that is still taking shape,

644
00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 1: the party that the Republicans has added enough safe house

645
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 1: district to capture control of the chamber based on its

646
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:56,440
Speaker 1: redistricting edge alone. So you'd be like, well, guess what,

647
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: I just changed these and now those are solidly Republican.

648
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,839
Speaker 1: Sorry for Oakes, You're gonna have to try a lot

649
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 1: harder to maintain your majority in the House. So it's

650
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:07,840
Speaker 1: an uphill battle, and I think that's why there's many articles,

651
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 1: especially this week coming out where people like the Democrats

652
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:15,480
Speaker 1: like know what right that's going on? That kind of

653
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 1: goes back to my earlier point, like they know that

654
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 1: this is happening. They know, like, like like we said, we've

655
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 1: been talking about this for decades. They know that this

656
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 1: is how the game is played, but they don't. I

657
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 1: just feel like that there is a bunch of strategists

658
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 1: who are talking to democrats and being like, you guys

659
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,760
Speaker 1: are actually in a better position when you're like fighting

660
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 1: out of power, when you're like the other party so well,

661
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 1: because there, I mean, there's a few levels to right.

662
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,719
Speaker 1: A strategist might come as on as a consultant and say, like,

663
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 1: you guys are like completely missing with with the messaging

664
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 1: and the legislation you're going after, like someone who's like

665
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 1: thinking that like they want to win elections, or the

666
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,839
Speaker 1: more sort of zoomed out cynical view is, Dude, if

667
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: we get too much momentum, we're actually gonna have to

668
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 1: like change things, like well actually have to deliver on progress.

669
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: So if we can just fuck up and do the

670
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 1: same thing like, oh no, they got it for a

671
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 1: couple of years ago, guys, we gotta get this thing

672
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:15,360
Speaker 1: back from them. Huh, take this thing back and not

673
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:18,359
Speaker 1: do anything about it, and you and we're and then

674
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,920
Speaker 1: you kind of get stuck in this place where just

675
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,760
Speaker 1: like where there's like the you know, revolving villain trope

676
00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 1: of how there's always gonna be some obstacle to change

677
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:31,240
Speaker 1: within politics or right now, Kirsten Cinema and Joe Mansion

678
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 1: have like very swiftly taken that up. We're now I'm

679
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 1: gonna be like, it's these two people that's why people's

680
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:42,320
Speaker 1: wages are stagnating, and it allows for a very convenient

681
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 1: explanation for a lack of progress. And I'm sure with

682
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:47,319
Speaker 1: this there is a level to where, whether it's the

683
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 1: most cynical consultantly like, dude, you blow this election, you

684
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 1: do some fucking wild fundraising off the back of this,

685
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 1: because people are going to be in such pain under

686
00:36:56,680 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 1: Republican leadership that will be like fucking twenty fucking all

687
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 1: over again. Bro. Yeah, yeah, I do. Like it is

688
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: like annoying too when when they're like getting their asses

689
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 1: kicked on this stuff like the jerrymandering, and then they

690
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,279
Speaker 1: just go back and they're like, all right, well we

691
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 1: have a bill that is maybe gonna get through and

692
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:20,840
Speaker 1: Joe Mansions come on, but and you're like that, Meanwhile,

693
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:24,120
Speaker 1: the Republicans are out there just like redrawing maps and

694
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,799
Speaker 1: like they're like taking over places like risk and just

695
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 1: like we're like, all right, but we have we have

696
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 1: this plan that we're trying. And it's like also always

697
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,360
Speaker 1: on the federal level and never like the Republicans are

698
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: always playing on the state levels and the local levels,

699
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 1: just like right where no one's paying attention. Yeah, we're

700
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 1: just like tinkering and like taking over every seat down there.

701
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 1: And we're sitting here with like one bill that we're

702
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:50,359
Speaker 1: blaming on Joe Mansion that you think that also would

703
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 1: take an extraordinary amount of work to implement if it

704
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:56,880
Speaker 1: even passed. So it's like nothing basically. Yeah, And I

705
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 1: think people also need to really begin to get on

706
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 1: board or the idea that the ideology of the party

707
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:05,839
Speaker 1: isn't is one that is like antithetical to progress. It's

708
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:09,280
Speaker 1: it gets to a point, but at a certain level,

709
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:13,839
Speaker 1: the remedies are existential threats to these people's power. So

710
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,760
Speaker 1: I can't it's very hard to imagine that they would

711
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 1: and and and when you look at how much these

712
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 1: people act out of self interest, would be like, yes,

713
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 1: I embrace these reforms and these laws which almost completely

714
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 1: upend the balance of power in this country because I

715
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 1: think the more people it starts to being like, what's

716
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 1: wrong with them? They're losing around and be like this

717
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 1: whole thing is a mess because we're not actually looking

718
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 1: at what a politician needs to be. We're not actually

719
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 1: take we're not actually having serious conversations about what it

720
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 1: means to protect people or provide for them. Too much

721
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 1: of like the blue or red because either way people

722
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:54,240
Speaker 1: are still ending up with terrible outcomes. Yeah, Republicans definitely,

723
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:57,919
Speaker 1: like with the gerrymandering, are like the big brother who

724
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,319
Speaker 1: just starts changing the rules of the game as you're

725
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:03,240
Speaker 1: as you're like playing and like your your little brother,

726
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 1: it's like somehow winning. Actually we don't roll dice anymore. Yeah,

727
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 1: that's not what we do. And that your parents aren't home,

728
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:17,759
Speaker 1: so like right right, Yeah, that's a losing That's that's

729
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:20,400
Speaker 1: the snake that I feel like. It's more like the

730
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 1: little brother is doing it and the big brothers just

731
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 1: letting him because the Democrats have the fucking numbers. The

732
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:32,360
Speaker 1: Democrats have like a majority of Americans, but they're letting

733
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 1: the little brothers change the game, like you know, just

734
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:39,320
Speaker 1: and perpetuating the game because they want to keep playing

735
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 1: or something. If they're the same brother. It's one brother,

736
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 1: it's Tyler Dirton. Dude, what if? And they're both acting

737
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 1: and out in the interests of the same thing, but

738
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,840
Speaker 1: they're just presenting it to us in different ways. I

739
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 1: don't know that your radical thought, because no, I don't

740
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 1: see either of them actually providing in a meaningful I mean, like, yes,

741
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 1: there are some interesting spending programs, but when you talk

742
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:08,440
Speaker 1: about what the what is the actual need of like

743
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: people in the United States and what they're clamoring for

744
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 1: and what is being offered, it's like, right, they're playing

745
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 1: different games. Wait, so is the mom the doctor I

746
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 1: can't operate on. This is my son. Yeah, that's the

747
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:30,359
Speaker 1: that's the operation, and that's your stratiastically Jack, The US

748
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:36,359
Speaker 1: is standing on a fucking block of ice. That's what's happening. Yes,

749
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,879
Speaker 1: all right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back,

750
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:53,839
Speaker 1: and we're back. Apparently, the new Marvel movie The Eternals

751
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 1: has a plot element where the reason the Earth is

752
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 1: heating up is not because of hustle fuels, but because

753
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 1: there's like some like baby giant that's hatching inside the planet. Finally,

754
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 1: my theory gets some air in the mainstream media. Isn't

755
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:14,359
Speaker 1: that amazing though that they would like, I don't know

756
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 1: that that movie seems like a Justice justin what's that about?

757
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 1: Producer Justice thought? What happened in that? So basically there's

758
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 1: a giant titan, that titan. Yes, these cosmic gods. The

759
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 1: only way that they can be born is if they

760
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:42,800
Speaker 1: called the life force. Yeah yeah, they yes, they basically

761
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 1: the mission is to abort giant baby and boilers. They

762
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:51,840
Speaker 1: successfully do so. But that was my pitch to Marvel

763
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:55,040
Speaker 1: years ago, a big abortion, and they said get out

764
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:58,239
Speaker 1: of here. Now they've taken it and used it with

765
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:01,000
Speaker 1: command on Gioannni no less unbelieved we could happened. But

766
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:04,279
Speaker 1: justin is it true? Like don't they suggest that like

767
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:08,799
Speaker 1: that's causing the planet to heat up? Yeah? Yeah, it's

768
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 1: basically they it's an earth destroying thing. They needed to

769
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,479
Speaker 1: in order for this thing to be born and needs

770
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:21,080
Speaker 1: to heat up and destroy the Earth as it awakens

771
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: itself into into the universe. I guess. Yeah, So if

772
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: you believe the fossil fuel ship, you're you need to

773
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 1: you know, do some research. I would love to hear,

774
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:36,919
Speaker 1: like to in the in our world like that half

775
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 1: that is proven to be true. There's a little baby

776
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 1: titan in the earth, right, and it's it's that's what's

777
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 1: causing global warming. And just to hear like Mitch McConnell

778
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 1: try and like downplay the baby Titan would be like

779
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:54,920
Speaker 1: such a beautiful thing. I mean, there's a bulge of

780
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 1: malarky from the main street, like they don't believe it,

781
00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: but there's a that's why we're team me with our

782
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:05,719
Speaker 1: Sentinel Army from Genosha to address this. Okay, all right,

783
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 1: but we do have to get to the most important yes,

784
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 1: which is yeah, Kim Newton's back. Shout out to Kim Newton.

785
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:17,320
Speaker 1: Loved to see it beat the ship out of the Cardinals,

786
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 1: although I think they were injury depleted, but Reese's apparently,

787
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:27,879
Speaker 1: I say, recy Is pecs. Yeah you said I never

788
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 1: sucked you because I respect that from childhood. Been hearing that,

789
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:38,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, yeahs Rec's pecs. Anyways, people were like

790
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,880
Speaker 1: anybody else gets so annoyed when he says it. I

791
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,399
Speaker 1: didn't even realize I was saying that ship my bad

792
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:51,279
Speaker 1: right and yeah, now, but anyways, Rec's has announced a

793
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:57,440
Speaker 1: new product besides their pecs, which is a pie sized

794
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 1: Reese's Cup. Yeah, they call it Thanksgiving pie. This ship

795
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 1: is a nine inch, three and a half pound fucking

796
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 1: circle chocolate and peanut. Oh my god, it's got to

797
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:14,399
Speaker 1: be thick as hell. I can't You're gonna break your

798
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 1: whole fucking mouth trying to even bite that ship. But

799
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 1: I'm I'm having a lot of trouble with this because

800
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 1: I fucking love It's like my fucking favorite And like

801
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 1: when I first saw this image, I said, oh, ship,

802
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: they just made a pie version that looks like a

803
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 1: peanut butter cup. And then I'm like, no, it's just

804
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:36,319
Speaker 1: a fucking nine inch gigant or version of it. And

805
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 1: I'm having a lot of trouble trying to be like,

806
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 1: are they like my teeth hurt looking at it? Like

807
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 1: I can like cavities are developing for me just looking

808
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,919
Speaker 1: at the picture. But there's something about it. I don't

809
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 1: know why. It's like I'm I'm drawn in like a

810
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,759
Speaker 1: moth to the flame. But the sirens song of it

811
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:58,799
Speaker 1: is I can feel. I can feel how I will

812
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 1: feel sitting on a cow after having some of that,

813
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 1: like just that like sugar rush, like crash and full

814
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 1: and gross, and the taste of like it in your mouth,

815
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 1: the aftertaste, the sugary like fake chemically after Oh my god,

816
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 1: but I want it real bad that first bite though,

817
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 1: You're gonna feel like you're traveling at light speed, like yeah, yeah,

818
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,319
Speaker 1: it's gonna start blurring on the periphery right like like

819
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:28,760
Speaker 1: like like I picture like when Bart has the slurpee

820
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:35,320
Speaker 1: concentrate on The Simpsons and you just like, yeah, yeah, yeah,

821
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 1: that seems like where we're headed. So it should be

822
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:42,399
Speaker 1: noted like people shouldn't get there hopes up too much

823
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 1: because this is a limited a dish offering that I'm

824
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 1: sure is only going to be out to like a

825
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:53,799
Speaker 1: a very few number of like influencers or something. They

826
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 1: got three thousand of them on deck. Now I'm not

827
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,919
Speaker 1: going to sell these for them because give me one.

828
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 1: So I'll leave it there. You could look it up

829
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:04,399
Speaker 1: for yourself. I feel like you guys could get one,

830
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 1: man if you if you like, I feel like you

831
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,839
Speaker 1: guys should defink get one. Yeah. I just learned how

832
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 1: to pronounce re seasons. Yeah they're like, yeah, we we

833
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 1: were considering you all. But Jack doesn't even know a brand.

834
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 1: He called it feces but rageous. The other. But yeah,

835
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 1: like I'm I'm god, I just don't know what to

836
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 1: do with myself looking at it, Like it's it's like

837
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 1: I feel like in that old Chappelle show sketch where

838
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 1: he saw that gigantic crack rock. Yeah, like I mean,

839
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:35,479
Speaker 1: it's everything I love, but in such a large form.

840
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:38,000
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is safe for anyone. That's

841
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,959
Speaker 1: how I feel. But I just will say I've been

842
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 1: because like right now is kind of the year for

843
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:47,720
Speaker 1: like really interesting Thanksgiving recipes and like must have items

844
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 1: of shout out to people on Twitter who have sent

845
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 1: me there like scalped potato or hash brown castle recipes,

846
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:55,239
Speaker 1: like I asked, thank you so much. But I just like,

847
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 1: if we're talking about junk food sort of inspired Thanksgiving dishes,

848
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 1: I just saw this recipe on Vice for sour cream

849
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:09,759
Speaker 1: and onion mashed potatoes, and that to me, so I'm like, Okay,

850
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 1: this feels a little bit more safe, you know what

851
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 1: I mean, Like I can, I can, I can have,

852
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 1: I can reconcile all of these things being together, it

853
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 1: feels right. Plus it's one of my favorite chip flavors.

854
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,960
Speaker 1: But like everything, put your touch in there. Once you

855
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 1: see Reese's Peanut butter pie on a size in in

856
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:30,320
Speaker 1: in poundage of it. Everything below that will seem reasonable,

857
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 1: that's true. Yeah, it's just blown apart because like that

858
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 1: is the most one of the most indulgent things I

859
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 1: can imagine. I mean, like slicing it into into pie pieces.

860
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 1: Eating a Reese's cup with a fucking work seems so awesome.

861
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:52,399
Speaker 1: I guess you could imagine you were like in Honey,

862
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 1: I shrunk the kids right, and you have like a

863
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 1: real good time. Maybe. Oh, I would definitely just take

864
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:00,080
Speaker 1: that down myself, like I'm not cutting it up in

865
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 1: a closet somewhere, just like if frozen. I feel like

866
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:07,359
Speaker 1: you could break someone's skull with that. So here's the thing.

867
00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:12,840
Speaker 1: They have dramatized this with a you know, somebody cutting

868
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:15,680
Speaker 1: a piece of it out like it's a you know,

869
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:19,720
Speaker 1: thanks like it's a Thanksgiving pie, and it is holding

870
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 1: together in a way that suggests me that they use

871
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:26,280
Speaker 1: a fucking diamond cutter to to cut that thing, because

872
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 1: it's just like such a perfect Like I feel like

873
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: that ship would get real messy. It would be hard

874
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 1: to cut, but which is why I would just eat

875
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 1: it all myself. I do like the confidence of coming

876
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:45,120
Speaker 1: in and just calling something Thanksgiving pie. Yeah, it is

877
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 1: famous for pies being like, nah, family, we got you,

878
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 1: this is the pie. Yeah, where's the pizza place that's

879
00:48:54,719 --> 00:48:59,839
Speaker 1: doing Thanksgiving pie? But the Thanksgiving pizza that sounds fucking gross, man,

880
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:01,360
Speaker 1: I mean it sounds gross. But I feel like I

881
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 1: would eat that ship if there was like like a stuffing,

882
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 1: like a stuffing based crust, and then he's just drill. Look.

883
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 1: I'm like I said, I'm disturbed when it comes to

884
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 1: fantasizing about food. But I'm the same way though anything

885
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 1: like that, Like I'm I'll try yeah, like I would

886
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 1: try that. I do. I feel like the reason it

887
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:28,320
Speaker 1: sounds bad to me the Thanksgiving pizzas because cheese features

888
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 1: so rarely and Thanksgiving food right like other things you're

889
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 1: scalped potatoes, your hash brown cast role. That's what I'm saying.

890
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,280
Speaker 1: It might be. It might be a slightly cheese free affair,

891
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:41,400
Speaker 1: but I just feel like I could eat I could

892
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 1: eat like a slice of something that had everything on

893
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 1: a Thanksgiving plate on it, like if done right, why

894
00:49:47,719 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 1: not just put it all on top of the slice

895
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:54,440
Speaker 1: of Thanksgiving pie from all done at once? Do you

896
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 1: put anything on that thanks like that Reese's Thanksgiving pie?

897
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 1: Are you thinking like people are supposed to put like

898
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:01,840
Speaker 1: whip cream on top of it or something like is

899
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:03,799
Speaker 1: there anything else you're supposed to be putting on there?

900
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 1: Because it's right and I'd imagine one slice is like

901
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:11,840
Speaker 1: three thousand percent of your daily sugar and so miles

902
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:15,319
Speaker 1: funny you should mention that because on the hype Beasts

903
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:18,920
Speaker 1: article about this, they show the box, the limited a

904
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:24,480
Speaker 1: dishbox Reese's nine inch cup pie and it lists the

905
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 1: calorie count as one hundred and sixty per serving, which means, like, again,

906
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,760
Speaker 1: you would need a laser cutter to fucking get something

907
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,960
Speaker 1: that is that small. I feel like just smelling it

908
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 1: is two like oh seven million serving, you do need

909
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 1: to be good at geometry and have They're like, if

910
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 1: you open the box and you're not wearing a respirator,

911
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 1: you'll go into diabetic shop. Yeah, this is sugar cloud

912
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 1: is coming off that thing. It's worse than fentyl in

913
00:50:56,160 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 1: a copaganda video. I would they like had a video

914
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 1: of it, like being cut with lasers. I feel like

915
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:05,919
Speaker 1: that's the only way you could cut honestly, Like when

916
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:08,879
Speaker 1: you think about it, right, like, because I remember as

917
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,719
Speaker 1: a kid, like my mom or my dad, like, man,

918
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:13,880
Speaker 1: you can't eat a hole like you're fucking you ate

919
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 1: way too much? Can yeah cut it? And then you

920
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:19,880
Speaker 1: try and cut that ship and just like fell apart,

921
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:22,840
Speaker 1: and oh yeah, I don't know how you could, Like

922
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,240
Speaker 1: you would have to be like a hydraulic stone cutter,

923
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 1: or like you're saying, like a laser cut a laser

924
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 1: cut it. Yeah, I saw that on Reddit though someone

925
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:32,560
Speaker 1: cut a pizza with a laser recently. You know what

926
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 1: would be good for this one to like kind of

927
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 1: help with structural integrity. You put it on top of

928
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:40,360
Speaker 1: a Graham cracker crust and put it in the oven

929
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,680
Speaker 1: for a little bit, and then you have a little

930
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:45,920
Speaker 1: bit more structural integrity, but it's a little so you

931
00:51:45,920 --> 00:51:48,600
Speaker 1: can get cut through the chocolate. Though. Yeah, I also

932
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 1: just love a Graham Cracker crust. You're adding the grampracker

933
00:51:51,719 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 1: crust underneath him adding this guy's add stuff over here. Well,

934
00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: because like if you think about like the everything is

935
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:02,320
Speaker 1: too melty this point right, like the bottom's meltie, the

936
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 1: sides are melty like that she is gonna I don't

937
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 1: know it looks. If someone ends up buying it, how

938
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 1: the funk are you gonna eat it? I don't think

939
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 1: it's something you. I think like it's a shame secret.

940
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 1: It's like the portrait of Dorian Gray. You keep it

941
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:17,879
Speaker 1: in your addict and you nibble away at it, and

942
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 1: you know, prolong your life through this little bit. How

943
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:23,399
Speaker 1: much does it cost? I think it's like forty bucks

944
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 1: or something, right, I bet you can get like two

945
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 1: for one at CBS. I bet this will be sold

946
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 1: for ten x the Yeah, and hey, Reese's I'm willing

947
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 1: to be convinced if you want to send me one

948
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 1: of these to my house for Thanksgiving, I would tryanksgiving pie.

949
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:51,239
Speaker 1: I will start pronouncing your name correctly, Reese's p. Well,

950
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:54,400
Speaker 1: it's the same as pieces, and that's that's pieces, not

951
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:59,719
Speaker 1: now you're gonna tell me the pieces Reese's pieces. I mean,

952
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 1: that's how I said I wanted lived in Kentucky. But

953
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:05,480
Speaker 1: I'd love to show up to a family, the family

954
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:10,840
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving and just just drop that on the table, right. Yeah,

955
00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 1: we need to bring green beans, graze. Yeah, put your

956
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 1: green beans on here. Let's chop it up. Yeah, be

957
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 1: like that King Vader video where he does the bottle

958
00:53:21,080 --> 00:53:25,400
Speaker 1: flip and then walks out. Everybody just like falls over backwards. Right,

959
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah, that thanks like a corner COPI

960
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:32,400
Speaker 1: is blowing on all right, let's talk about alfh on

961
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 1: a shelf. So it's back in the news in the

962
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 1: context of like should these things be banned? But it

963
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 1: was like a joking thing. A judge in cop County,

964
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:44,840
Speaker 1: Georgia jokingly banned alf on a shelf in a mock

965
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 1: court order on Twitter, which is apparently a thing judges

966
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 1: can do. Pretty So, just in case you're wondering why

967
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:57,840
Speaker 1: the judges focusing on Twitter jokes, it's because there's nothing

968
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:00,359
Speaker 1: else important going on in cop County so much as

969
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:04,360
Speaker 1: uh like recently when parents were literally suing the school

970
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:08,399
Speaker 1: district for its refusal to implement a mask mandate and

971
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:11,600
Speaker 1: a bus driver died of COVID after they didn't do

972
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:14,480
Speaker 1: that they weren't allowed to do that. Well, I think

973
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:20,239
Speaker 1: the judge did issue a mock court order on that. Yeah,

974
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:26,440
Speaker 1: let's be fair, I think about it. So yeah, but

975
00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:30,239
Speaker 1: his whole thing was like, we're gonna ban elf on

976
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:34,440
Speaker 1: a shelf this year because as a gift to tired parents,

977
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:37,320
Speaker 1: so it's just like some real straight down the middle

978
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 1: j Leno type ship. Wait, so I'm sorry. Look, I

979
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:44,360
Speaker 1: whenever this ship has come up, I'm so confused about

980
00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:47,560
Speaker 1: elf on the shelf culture. I remember many years ago

981
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 1: I posted on Instagram. I said, here, I'm willing to

982
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:52,839
Speaker 1: do a cultural exchange with a white person. I'll tell

983
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:55,920
Speaker 1: you about Japanese holidays and quanza. If you can explain

984
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:59,360
Speaker 1: elf on a shelf to me, please? And how is

985
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 1: this a gift to hired? Isn't the point being, like,

986
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 1: you know, the elf will fucking make sure you're acting right,

987
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:09,400
Speaker 1: Like yeah right? I thought the elf a tired parents.

988
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:13,360
Speaker 1: So this is this is the tired parents of the

989
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:19,799
Speaker 1: lowest possible standard of un parenting variety. They have to

990
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:21,640
Speaker 1: get up in the middle of the night or like

991
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 1: just after their kids are and move the elf. And

992
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 1: if they forget to move the elf, like, that's the

993
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 1: thing I always here is people being like, damn, my

994
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:33,400
Speaker 1: kid caught me moving the elf for like realized I

995
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:35,120
Speaker 1: didn't move it, and I had to say, the elf

996
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:38,160
Speaker 1: on the shelf got drunk and not me. If I

997
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 1: got drunk, I'd be moving that elf on the shelf, man, right, Yeah,

998
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 1: that I'd been putting, coming up with wild ship to

999
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:47,680
Speaker 1: do and just put put in the shower, you know, yeah,

1000
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:50,239
Speaker 1: having to drop out of a closet like a dead

1001
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 1: body and people out, Yeah, dropping from the ceiling. Oh yeah. Also, like,

1002
00:55:56,560 --> 00:56:00,160
Speaker 1: wouldn't the gift to tired parents be making school easy

1003
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:03,320
Speaker 1: year for the kids? Like that? The guy keeps refusing

1004
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:07,160
Speaker 1: to like, man, I'm asked, man, it probably would help

1005
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:10,719
Speaker 1: tired parents. Yeah, but I mean that he he had

1006
00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 1: that joke locked and loaded about tired parents or something,

1007
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,400
Speaker 1: so he probably had that like in twin he wanted

1008
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:23,000
Speaker 1: to use it last year's like fun man, don't yet tragedy.

1009
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,000
Speaker 1: It's one of the real tragedies of the COVID nine

1010
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:27,439
Speaker 1: team pandemic because he wasn't able to use that last year.

1011
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 1: This guy this judges Twitter drafts that are fucking rotting. Yeah, yeah,

1012
00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 1: they're all fake court mandates, right. So it does seem

1013
00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:41,400
Speaker 1: to be like a part of like American Christmas culture

1014
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:43,960
Speaker 1: that has been just like officially adopted like it was.

1015
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:47,879
Speaker 1: It's people last year we're like posting pictures of their

1016
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:52,640
Speaker 1: elf on the shelf in a glass jar quarantining, which

1017
00:56:52,719 --> 00:56:55,440
Speaker 1: is terrifying when it looks like it's one of those

1018
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:59,280
Speaker 1: like you know, fetus is from a fucking like islanded

1019
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 1: doctor man type. Yeah, like in a in a glass jar.

1020
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 1: Pretty dark. Yeah, I mean that is just google alph

1021
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:11,840
Speaker 1: on the Shelf quarantine and try to convince yourself that

1022
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:16,360
Speaker 1: a child to well miles where if he's quarantining for

1023
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:17,920
Speaker 1: fourteen days, where the fox are you going to go

1024
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:22,160
Speaker 1: to the bathroom? I'm sorry, Wow, somebody's not thinking through

1025
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:25,800
Speaker 1: And what the fund does this elf eat then lysol

1026
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:28,720
Speaker 1: and Clorox wipes that are in there with him? He

1027
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:32,280
Speaker 1: eats Christmas spirit. He consumes Christmas spirit through through the

1028
00:57:32,320 --> 00:57:34,960
Speaker 1: glass with a piss. But they don't need to eat

1029
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:38,640
Speaker 1: or drink. But yeah, a child will clearly one day

1030
00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:42,520
Speaker 1: be cheerfully describing all this to their therapists. But there's

1031
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:47,880
Speaker 1: like more subtle ship. Oh one parent got tired of,

1032
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:49,480
Speaker 1: you know, doing the alph on the Shelf thing and

1033
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 1: told their child that the elf had died from COVID.

1034
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:56,920
Speaker 1: Oh smart, Yeah, that's that's helpful. But alphon the Shelf's

1035
00:57:56,960 --> 00:58:00,680
Speaker 1: popularity is apparently only increasing. Last year that Flicks acquired

1036
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:02,600
Speaker 1: the rights to Elf on the Shelf in a massive

1037
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 1: seven figure deal, and pediatric experts are like already pretty

1038
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:13,760
Speaker 1: concerned that the toy could like, I don't know, having

1039
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:19,800
Speaker 1: a magical spy living in your house will make kids paranoid, right,

1040
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 1: Using a small toy to control their behavior will likely

1041
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:27,919
Speaker 1: be ineffective and potentially harmful down the road, since it's

1042
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:33,120
Speaker 1: basically this is just indoctrination for a surveillance state, like

1043
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 1: living in a state where but I mean, like caption

1044
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:38,280
Speaker 1: TVs are everywhere. I mean, look, let's all give it

1045
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:41,400
Speaker 1: up for the original Elf on a shelf. God, who

1046
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 1: I forgot. I was taught in school be like this

1047
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 1: motherfucker knows everything, y'all. Yea, even if you see some ship.

1048
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:51,240
Speaker 1: I remember as a kid, I would apologize to God

1049
00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:54,120
Speaker 1: for saying, oh my God. And I wasn't even Christian

1050
00:58:54,200 --> 00:58:55,840
Speaker 1: like about the school I went. I was in an

1051
00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:58,760
Speaker 1: environment where it's like, oh, you said, the Lord's in vain,

1052
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Speaker 1: and then I was off that I'm like, come and

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Speaker 1: get me, so I did. Uh. Somebody was just asking

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Speaker 1: on Twitter about like first, I think reconciliation was the

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Speaker 1: like part where you do, like confession what you do

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Speaker 1: at age seven or I did at age seven. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if that's still the case. I was kind

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Speaker 1: of advanced in my Catholicism as a kid. I was, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was confessing to ship when I was four. I

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Speaker 1: was crying my fucking eyes out. All the other kids

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Speaker 1: were just like going and being like I pushed my

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Speaker 1: sister on the stairs. Sorry, and I like had been

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Speaker 1: like cursing at God in my brain. Yeah, and I

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Speaker 1: like was I was so distraught and I was like sobbing.

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Speaker 1: My parents like went up and talk to the priest afterwards,

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Speaker 1: They're like, is everything all right? I was like, he's

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Speaker 1: gonna tell them fuck, which it was traumatized. But it

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Speaker 1: was like at a time when I was just learning

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Speaker 1: to swear, and I was like, what is the worst

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Speaker 1: thing I could do? Oh damn? And then I couldn't

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Speaker 1: stop my mind. I didn't have the impulse control. Oh dude.

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Speaker 1: It was swearing was like when I was a kid,

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Speaker 1: when you're that young or whatever, like it feels like chaos.

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Speaker 1: It feels like inviting chaos into the world. And yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're just swearing. You're just like You're like, this feels good,

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Speaker 1: but I'm supposed to feel bad, I think, and I think, yeah,

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Speaker 1: especially like I confess the same ship. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I was like, I'm swearing with my friends too much,

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Speaker 1: and this is like a pretty st Yeah, it's fine,

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Speaker 1: who cares man? And I guess all I'd say is

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Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, like at every level you have these

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Speaker 1: small things to be like someone's watching yours, right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: But at the same time it's it's just this one's

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Speaker 1: so like perfectly consumerist. And also to have it like

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Speaker 1: be a specific like spy in your house that is

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Speaker 1: always watching you and reporting back to like the higher

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Speaker 1: authority of Santa. And now they're so The Elf on

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Speaker 1: the Shelf website now has a teacher resource center with

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Speaker 1: free kindergarten to grade five lessons plans and lesson plans

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Speaker 1: and classroom resources. She used elfh on a Shelf because

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Speaker 1: it's just like assumed that everyone's family has fucking elf

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Speaker 1: on a shelf, and so it assumes every family celebrates

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Speaker 1: Christmas as well. Yes, yeah, very much indivisible and if

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Speaker 1: you don't want to be divided, gets suck out. I

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Speaker 1: like to think like some kids get like real hardened

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Speaker 1: to the elf on the shelf and just like stop

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Speaker 1: giving a ship. You know, this is everywhere. What does

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Speaker 1: it even matter anymore. Man, I don't care. Should making

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Speaker 1: my backpack? Look at my backpack? See what I got? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: fucking lull pet. I found that ship hand. I'm sucking

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Speaker 1: up in front of the elf. Tell me this guy

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Speaker 1: is a full of ship. Yeah, and I'm taking a

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Speaker 1: dollar from my mom's bucket book. You do what you

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Speaker 1: want to do watching this, watch this se not noting

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Speaker 1: we I hope we don't have any children listeners. But

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Speaker 1: if we do, I mean, if we do, like that,

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Speaker 1: that elf should not have a head tomorrow morning. Get

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Speaker 1: get it now, Like, oh look it's the elf proletariat

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Speaker 1: has arrived. But yeah, there So there was like a

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Speaker 1: deep dive story like and I think Columbia Journalism Review

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Speaker 1: talking about how this like contributes to the shaping of

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Speaker 1: children as governable subjects and to accept, not question increasingly

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Speaker 1: intrusive modes of surveillance, and that when that came out,

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Speaker 1: it was like featured on Drudge in the Washington Post,

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01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:36,240
Speaker 1: is like, look at these crackpots. But then a couple

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Speaker 1: of years later, a product was released called the Elf

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Speaker 1: Surveillance Camera, which is a fake CCTV camera to make

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Speaker 1: children think that an elf is watching them. At all times,

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Speaker 1: complete with a red flashing light that makes it all

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Speaker 1: the more real and sure to keep the children in line.

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Speaker 1: Those are quotes from their fucking the website. So is

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Speaker 1: that does the box sell it as like a direct

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Speaker 1: into Santa or like, is it still the elf who

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Speaker 1: has to taking the raw data and pars it to

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Speaker 1: give the files to Santa Claus. Yeah, I mean I

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Speaker 1: think I think they're probably like selling it as a

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Speaker 1: raw feed to the elf then, because it's called the

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Speaker 1: elf cam off to Santa Cam, right, right, so they

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Speaker 1: still have to do all the CIA work created dossier

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Speaker 1: on you and everything, right, Yeah, Yeah, I mean I

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Speaker 1: just love it again, you know, like but in a way,

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Speaker 1: I'm like sorry Elf because organized religion has been doing

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Speaker 1: this for a minute. But also I love that they're

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Speaker 1: introducing kids to the concept of the Panopticon, right, like

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Speaker 1: in just philosophically get into that kids. If you're into

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Speaker 1: Jeremy Bentham or if you're a lost fan. That's how

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01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:44,600
Speaker 1: I found ou about Jeremy because that was one of

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01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:48,400
Speaker 1: blocks nicknames, and I was like, yo, Jeremy Bentham, guys

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01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:52,280
Speaker 1: talking some ship right now, the Panopticon. But all that

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Speaker 1: to say is like this fucking surveillance camera. It reminds

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01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:57,680
Speaker 1: me of like the kind of ship right, because I remember,

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01:03:57,720 --> 01:04:01,120
Speaker 1: like in the like nineties and ship my grandparents used

1143
01:04:01,160 --> 01:04:03,960
Speaker 1: to have a chili and barbecue restaurant like off Crenshaw

1144
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:06,280
Speaker 1: are actually slost in an overhill by the home depot

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01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:09,080
Speaker 1: shout out to Warren's famous chili. And at the time,

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01:04:09,160 --> 01:04:11,920
Speaker 1: surveillance cameras were like the new thing, but not everyone

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01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:14,440
Speaker 1: could afford them, so you would buy these jank ass

1148
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:17,040
Speaker 1: toy ones that had a light that would give you

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01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:21,240
Speaker 1: the impression that it was an actual operating camera. And

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01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:22,720
Speaker 1: like when I look at this and I'm like, oh,

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01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:24,560
Speaker 1: this looks like when you go place, you're like, yeah,

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01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:27,280
Speaker 1: that's a fake ass camera that like someone's like, yo, dude,

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01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:30,240
Speaker 1: just print ELF on a shelf cam on these man

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01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:34,120
Speaker 1: like rebox that ship a whole other fucking life for

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01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:39,720
Speaker 1: this thing. Yeah, it's it's wild. And like the reviews

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01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:42,760
Speaker 1: on the Amazon products for Elf on the Shelf Cam,

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01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:45,640
Speaker 1: one parent claimed the camera was good for older kids

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01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:47,520
Speaker 1: who don't believe in ELF on a shelf, but do

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01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:52,000
Speaker 1: believe in you know, the replica camera you just installed

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01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:58,480
Speaker 1: in their room. Don't believe in a shelf, but understand

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01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:03,720
Speaker 1: being recorded right exactly, understand that the whole world let's watching.

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01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:07,440
Speaker 1: Ye just mad, I'm just mad at this, you know, like, fuck,

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Speaker 1: it's stupid elfana shelf. Like I remember, man, because I

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01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:16,680
Speaker 1: had a very quick, fucking like pipeline to not believing

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01:05:16,760 --> 01:05:20,880
Speaker 1: in like organized religion or fucking Santa, because like, at first,

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01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,240
Speaker 1: I remember like at schools like well you praying you

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01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:25,760
Speaker 1: act good and then you asked and then maybe we'll

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01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:27,840
Speaker 1: give it to you. Well, I didn't get Mario paint

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01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:30,439
Speaker 1: for Super Nintendo that year, so I don't know where

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01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:32,400
Speaker 1: the funk he was out on that one. And then

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01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:35,720
Speaker 1: my parents were very clearly just like, look, if you

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01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:38,880
Speaker 1: act right, we can make this transactional. I will get

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01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:40,680
Speaker 1: will get you one of these things you want, but

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01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:43,000
Speaker 1: you have to act right, and if you don't, guess

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01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:46,440
Speaker 1: what you can, you have a very different experience on Christmas.

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Speaker 1: That was enough for me. Yeah, am I am? I?

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Speaker 1: Like am I too cynical and being like, man, we

1178
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:55,400
Speaker 1: gotta get these kids off a whimsical. I didn't have it,

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01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:57,760
Speaker 1: but I guess like you're teaching them to like game

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Speaker 1: a system where you're like, okay, I have to do

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Speaker 1: all my and like the room that doesn't have the

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01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:04,800
Speaker 1: health in it, like like, yeah, well that they should

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01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:06,840
Speaker 1: understand that there's certain places you can go to to

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01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:10,760
Speaker 1: be creepy and weird. Not just do it, not do

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01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:13,000
Speaker 1: it in front of everybody, Okay, but yeah it is

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01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:15,560
Speaker 1: weird to be like to have like an old man

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01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:19,600
Speaker 1: like Mardy. But like we just trusted that Santa was

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01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:22,680
Speaker 1: just watching us jack off or whatever, and like you know,

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01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:27,360
Speaker 1: like and that was hot and that was for everybody,

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01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,720
Speaker 1: all right. Santa got his thing. I got my voyeuristic thing.

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01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:34,200
Speaker 1: Like everybody was happy knowing that there was no physical

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Speaker 1: thing in the room watching, just the idea of it,

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01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:42,520
Speaker 1: trying to shame the omniscient Christ. You're like, oh, so okay, Jesus,

1194
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Speaker 1: you're a freak. You like, I'm gonna give you one.

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Speaker 1: You can leave, but if you want, that's all huge. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're nasty. I know you're here every time. Damn that

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Speaker 1: you can't get enough off of this? All right, Chris,

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Speaker 1: It's such a pleasure of heavy you man, where can

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Speaker 1: people find you? Follow you? Oh? Thanks, man, I really

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Speaker 1: had a great time. I'm at real Chris cow on

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Speaker 1: all the things Twitter, Instagram, TikTok all that stuff. So

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Speaker 1: at real Chris cow nice And is there a tweet

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Speaker 1: or some of the work of social media you've been enjoying.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my friend had a tweet that I really enjoyed.

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Speaker 1: His name is James Heskey and uh, he had a

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Speaker 1: tweet last week. He's at James Heskey and he said, ah, ship,

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Speaker 1: the judge in the Writtenhouse trial is going around the

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Speaker 1: room and making everyone say one nice thing about guns.

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Speaker 1: And I thought that was very funny. So yeah, followed

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Speaker 1: James Heskey, Miles, where can people find you? What tweet

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Speaker 1: you've been enjoying? You can find me on Twitter and

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Speaker 1: Instagram at Miles of Gray and the other show four

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Speaker 1: twenty day Fiance. We're talking ninety day fiance with Sophia Alexandra.

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Speaker 1: It's a wonderful time. Stop on by some tweets I like.

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Speaker 1: First one is from at We're All Black and it

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Speaker 1: says in parentheses depressed boar at my life. Another one

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Speaker 1: is from Chesty and Testy at at Underscore Sugar Tits

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Speaker 1: is quote tweeting a page sixth article that says Taylor

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Speaker 1: Lautner engaged to a longtime girlfriend Taylor Dome and to

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Speaker 1: which Chesty and Testy tweeted, now they're both gonna be

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Speaker 1: Taylor Lautner. Wow, hell yeah yeah, so yeah they are

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Speaker 1: around that one. I guess that's happened before, right, Taylor's

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Speaker 1: I don't want to think about that, but yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: let's see some tweets have been enjoying. You can find

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Speaker 1: me on Twitter at Jack Underscore. O'Brien's tweets have been

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Speaker 1: enjoying kafka esque as An Esquire tweeted, in zoomers will

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Speaker 1: discover the bud light what was I've ad campaign and

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Speaker 1: start repeating it incessantly. That's going to happen. Andrew Knox tweeted,

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Speaker 1: nobody raspberries, you have twenty four hours. Mike Scolland's tweeted

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Speaker 1: I have a cousin at Quaker Oats and he says, ooops,

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Speaker 1: all berries was no accident, and then an entire eaves

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Speaker 1: trough in the Garbage tweeted when it comes to superliteral names,

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Speaker 1: you can't eat fireplace like I saw that. You can

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Speaker 1: find us on Twitter at daily zeit guys were at

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Speaker 1: where we post our episodes on our foot we look

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Speaker 1: off to the information that we talked about today's episode

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Speaker 1: as well as a song and we think you might

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01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:39,200
Speaker 1: enjoy Miles. What's song do we think people might enjoy?

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01:09:39,479 --> 01:09:42,559
Speaker 1: I'm gonna think they're gonna enjoy this little ditty from

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Speaker 1: the UK from rapper Sam Wise. And this track is

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Speaker 1: called First Little Rollie. And you know, I just like

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Speaker 1: I like international rap. What can I say? I've had

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Speaker 1: enough of American rap, so I'd like to put my

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Speaker 1: ears elsewhere and the UK scene is always delivering. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is just a great production. I love that. I

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Speaker 1: love his flow lyrically wonderful and again the instrumental. I

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Speaker 1: really enjoyed the instrumental. So check this out again, First

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Speaker 1: Little Rolie by Sam Wise. All right, we'll go check

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Speaker 1: that out. The Daily Zyka is the production of I

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Speaker 1: listen to podcasts. That's gonna do it for this morning,

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Speaker 1: but we are back this afternoon to tell you what's trending,

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