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Speaker 1: all know owners look more and more like their dogs.
Speaker 1: Was this just another case of mistaken identity? Or did
Speaker 1: this dog actually look like it's owner? Sweetheart? Really? Be honest?
Speaker 1: Does Gerald looked like me? Maybe you favor each other,
Speaker 1: but you know, I would ignore what everybody else is saying.
Speaker 1: You're not twins. It's not like you're joined. You weren't.
Speaker 1: You weren't birthed together. You just favor each other, so
Speaker 1: we do. Look it's very sweet. I mean, you both
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Speaker 1: lit the next door that the dog was looking like me.
Speaker 1: And he said, no, that you do not look like
Speaker 1: a dog. So I do look like you do look
Speaker 1: like a dog. Thank you. Let me let me ask you, guys,
Speaker 1: when you think was the first time that you noticed
Speaker 1: that maybe your dog was imble you as anner? Well?
Speaker 1: When I you know, whenever I use the restroom, I
Speaker 1: like to do it in front of a mirrorge just
Speaker 1: so I can kind of look at myself. And when
Speaker 1: I noticed that the way I squat is the same
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Speaker 1: cleaned the glass so well that you walked right into it.
Speaker 1: Remember it was just bam, and your little nose got
Speaker 1: kind of pugged up. Yeah, you look like the bun. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I said, you look exactly like the pug. They
Speaker 1: went to a photo studio to try and clear this up.
Speaker 1: All right, Martin, show me sassy, sassy, all right, Gerald,
Speaker 1: show me sassy, Show him sassy, Carold, show him sassy, sassier.
Speaker 1: You're embarrassing me, You're embarrassing yourself. You're embarrassing yourself. I'm
Speaker 1: not really getting sassy from that. I'm getting her. Do
Speaker 1: you guys want me to give you five minutes. And
Speaker 1: that's when they were approached by a commercial agent. He've
Speaker 1: been looking for some new talent. You've been scouring the malls, scouting.
Speaker 1: But then they came across each other, Martin and his
Speaker 1: bub dog. Hey, Greg, Terrenton, if you and your dog
Speaker 1: considered it? And the dog, no, we have it? Why
Speaker 1: Why did you see something you like? I love? So
Speaker 1: they embarked on a journey to Hollywood. They both packed
Speaker 1: the car. Come on, boy, let's go to Hollywood. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: Martin had to leave his wife, wasn't sweetie. You and
Speaker 1: I both know this day was coming. So they packed
Speaker 1: the car and they left, driving all the way from
Speaker 1: Utah to Los Angeles, passing Salt Lake, going through Nevada,
Speaker 1: and they're right, there's Nevada. And they got to Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: Here we come, Los Angeles, right boy. They went to
Speaker 1: their first casting. The lobby was filled with a lot
Speaker 1: of other owners that look like they're dogs. You are beautifully.
Speaker 1: I don't really find Precious to look much like her
Speaker 1: at all, how about you, buddy. I'll take that as
Speaker 1: a yes. All right? Looking for Martin and his pug.
Speaker 1: That's us. Come on, come on now, is not the
Speaker 1: time for stage fright. If you guys want to just
Speaker 1: go ahead and uh slate your name for the camera. Yes,
Speaker 1: my name is Martin, and this is okay, great, and
Speaker 1: then your height and uh where you were based out
Speaker 1: of six ft four great? Okay, and just go ahead
Speaker 1: and read the lines the way that they are right there.
Speaker 1: There's no need to add any kind of accents or
Speaker 1: anything like that. Ahead. Look, I'm a busy single dad
Speaker 1: is always on the go. All right, thank you so much. God, No,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, now listen, try it again. What's right again?
Speaker 1: I got a lot of people. No, no no, no, no no, no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, please please please. The dog can read the
Speaker 1: way the dog was cast, but Martin wasn't. No. Look,
Speaker 1: i'm proud of you. I am proud of you. No,
Speaker 1: it's okay, I'm proud of you. And you're gonna go
Speaker 1: out there and just don't forget about me, okay. As
Speaker 1: a dog's fame started growing, Marton started questioning his position
Speaker 1: in the whole relationship. Was he still the owner or
Speaker 1: was he about to be taken out into the woods
Speaker 1: and abandoned. Usually it's the opposite. Hey, buddy, two things.
Speaker 1: First year, you're a good boy. Second. So, as you know,
Speaker 1: my aunt Leslie needs an operation on hip. I was
Speaker 1: just wondering if maybe I could get a little bit
Speaker 1: of an advance on my five. I'm his owner. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm sorry, Mike. I just wanna can you
Speaker 1: take a photo of us? Please? Yeah? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I can't believe every's going to see this photo. I'm
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Speaker 1: oh my god, do you know that? Dogs? My commercial?
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Speaker 1: This is my little laughing? Doesn't he look like me
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Speaker 1: I realized if I didn't stop him, he just continue.
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Speaker 1: state they won Ohio fourth from most popular state, and
Speaker 1: the only I went back to my producers, would you
Speaker 1: try to ask him to stop? I did, yes, And
Speaker 1: he just kept going. And even even when I was
Speaker 1: just trying to tell you, did you grab his hands
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Speaker 1: special guest contributor Gina grad Um welcome. Hi, thank you
Speaker 1: for having me, Thank you for being here. So, Gina,
Speaker 1: tell us a little bit about yourself. I'm a broadcaster
Speaker 1: here in Los Angeles. I work um with the KFI,
Speaker 1: which is a very sort of famous AM radio station here.
Speaker 1: I work on a Corolla show, another very famous podcast.
Speaker 1: Been there for uh gosh, about six years and um, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do a lot of voice over work and a
Speaker 1: lot of fun. Can you tell us about the first
Speaker 1: time that you ever did radio? Yes, well, the first
Speaker 1: time literally I ever did radio. I used to go
Speaker 1: on with my dad when I lived in Kansas and
Speaker 1: would give the farm report UM on a local radio station,
Speaker 1: telling the farmers to bring in their tender vegetation at night.
Speaker 1: After this interview, I decided to go back and look
Speaker 1: up the archive of footage. Hey, m four forty plas
Speaker 1: before we get to the news of the traffic, of
Speaker 1: the weather, and the celebrity gossipel let's check it with
Speaker 1: the noob, the nebie, our farm report, farm reporter genus
Speaker 1: spand okay, colder, we got twenty four minutes to fill.
Speaker 1: So what else? Yeah, that's the fust on the guts rost,
Speaker 1: the what rost on the what so Gina, when you
Speaker 1: heard your voice for the first time, did you have
Speaker 1: any shoes with how you sounded? Yeah? Doesn't everybody you know?
Speaker 1: You have that, like you feel like you're more high
Speaker 1: pitched and you're talking faster. In fact, when I started
Speaker 1: in radio in Los Angeles, um, almost twenty years ago,
Speaker 1: I sound very different than I do now. I have
Speaker 1: somehow more more base in my voice, and I'm so
Speaker 1: grateful for it. Did you ever take classes? I took
Speaker 1: voice over classes for you know, commercial and things like that,
Speaker 1: but not to actually, you know, not like in a
Speaker 1: my fair lady way. Now. So I went to go
Speaker 1: visit her voiceover teacher just to kind of get an
Speaker 1: idea as to how she was as a student. Yes,
Speaker 1: she was very good student, reminded me of a young
Speaker 1: me before of her region. Why have you heard from her?
Speaker 1: Have I heard from her? Yeah, she's on our radio show.
Speaker 1: She's also very successful radio personality. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you've heard. I have not heard. I heard that. You also,
Speaker 1: you got married. You found somebody else in that voice
Speaker 1: box community. I did. I found a beautiful boar. But
Speaker 1: who also boys back like Hello, I love you, I
Speaker 1: love you, I love you. I love you more. I
Speaker 1: love you, bore, I love you boy. Did you guys
Speaker 1: have any children? We had board children, mountaining baby boys,
Speaker 1: do bouncing baby girls? Um, Charles mean any of them? Glad?
Speaker 1: That would Steve? Can I meet them in person? Daddie,
Speaker 1: you may have some kid and I too. Have you
Speaker 1: have already had people? You have already had our pieces.
Speaker 1: I'm going to break my toys. If you don't give
Speaker 1: a kid, you will all be be punishing yourself because
Speaker 1: you will be breaking your old toys. Why would you
Speaker 1: threaten to be with breaking your old toys? Go to
Speaker 1: your room. I hate the family. I hate that family.
Speaker 1: Did you even know that that's what happened to your voice?
Speaker 1: I had no idea. No, she always had this really
Speaker 1: sort of rich voice, um, you know, really sort of
Speaker 1: deep but velvety. And no, I didn't know. And I
Speaker 1: didn't know about the transitioning either. I didn't know any
Speaker 1: of it. Um so uh sorry, my producer Andy's laughing.
Speaker 1: Is there something funny? No? No, I'm looking at this
Speaker 1: meme that has a tiger addressed as a a cat.
Speaker 1: I've seen that one before, so you originally from I'm
Speaker 1: here Gina, Like, no, I'm from Kansas City. I was
Speaker 1: born in Oregon, but I'm from Kansas City. How come
Speaker 1: you guys moved around so much? My dad was a broadcaster,
Speaker 1: and you know, we just moved from market to market,
Speaker 1: just like you know, like an army brad almost so
Speaker 1: it was your dad like a morning shock jocks, no
Speaker 1: sports announcer. So did you know any morning shock jo shots?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what did you know any morning did you
Speaker 1: know any morning shoot shock shock jocks? Sorry? I did, Um,
Speaker 1: there was a couple of kids. I don't know if
Speaker 1: maybe if he made it his way out here at
Speaker 1: Johnny Dare was a big man cow we had syndicated. Um,
Speaker 1: I've met a lot of morning shock jocks, and uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I kind of fell in love with radio and in
Speaker 1: that in that vein. Um, who is your favorite shock jock?
Speaker 1: Shock shock jock? It has to be the king of
Speaker 1: all media. If everybody says Howard Stern, you gotta say
Speaker 1: Howard Stern right. Well, when I say shock jock, I
Speaker 1: was thinking more like a shock jock, like a French jacque.
Speaker 1: Oh shock jock. Yeah, I see what you're saying. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do have a favorite shock jack. In fact, I
Speaker 1: was in the voice over class with a Frenchman, a
Speaker 1: dashing Frenchman, and he wanted to get rid of his
Speaker 1: French accent and and have more of an American accent.
Speaker 1: He thought he was better at it than he was,
Speaker 1: but it was always really fun to listen to him
Speaker 1: try and have that American accent. What is that, gentle man?
Speaker 1: How do you say it's time to kids? It tires
Speaker 1: and lights the fires on the big one hundred thousand
Speaker 1: wat monster say, let's do it. Thank you so much
Speaker 1: for bringing that tape in. Absolutely is my pleasure. I've
Speaker 1: never heard that before. I mean, it's just how do
Speaker 1: you say sixty four degrees and forty five degrees? Za?
Speaker 1: How do you say? Mountains? Lift? Texa four life? So
Speaker 1: the second tape is from the next day. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: tried to get as much audio as I could. How
Speaker 1: do you say? Is six fifty four am? Money? And
Speaker 1: this is how do you say? You know? It was
Speaker 1: really weird though, because I didn't realize there were so
Speaker 1: many differences culturally between Americans and French people. So he
Speaker 1: would do like open phones, even though I don't think
Speaker 1: he really knew what open phones meant. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what okay? So open phones is just like, you know,
Speaker 1: call about anything, and people would call about things that
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know, Like they'd say things like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm a day late in a dollar short,
Speaker 1: or you know, they'd use these colloquialisms and he didn't
Speaker 1: understand them, but he had to pretend he did. It
Speaker 1: was some of my favorite audio. Did late for what?
Speaker 1: I don't know what? Color me pink? I just don't
Speaker 1: even know what I'm thinking anymore. Color me a pink?
Speaker 1: Request lines are not yet open, and I believe you
Speaker 1: mean what's bad? Let's let's think about blue sky ideas. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how do you say what? I can tell you the weather.
Speaker 1: I can tell you this. I can tell you the weather.
Speaker 1: And see, how do you say traffic? Tell me more
Speaker 1: about did you um? Did you ever have any issues
Speaker 1: with any other um? Because I imagine maybe starting out
Speaker 1: in radio as a as a female, you may have
Speaker 1: had some um run ins with some let's say men
Speaker 1: that were not so nice. Yeah, competitive, maybe competitive? Absolutely,
Speaker 1: you know high school, you know, it doesn't even feel
Speaker 1: like high school. A lot of radio stations, especially you
Speaker 1: know old you know, sort of jock talk stations feel
Speaker 1: like and felt like middle school, and you might as
Speaker 1: well have a locker there instead of your work, coppy,
Speaker 1: because everybody's at each other's throats a lot of you know,
Speaker 1: like my soogyny, um, a lot of dusting of sexual harassment,
Speaker 1: but you kind of deal with it because you know
Speaker 1: that's the business. Would Gus's on, Hey, good to see here.
Speaker 1: I got to change my pencil quick. Sorry are you? So?
Speaker 1: What time do you guys? Get off? I can't remember
Speaker 1: right now? You got it here? Or get off? I'll
Speaker 1: see the morning starts at six am and then we're well, well,
Speaker 1: when are we adding here? I don't know. It depends
Speaker 1: on what time she's leaving because we're so in her
Speaker 1: whole area. That's I mean, I get it, that's funny.
Speaker 1: But you're joking, right, because that otherwise I'd be an
Speaker 1: hr issue. And you guys make this real hard on me.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, we're gonna make any harder on
Speaker 1: you later after we follow you. So you had some
Speaker 1: issues with kind of just men that we're being a
Speaker 1: little inappropriate in a lot of different ways. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you kind of want to, you know, you don't want
Speaker 1: to be the whiner, but you also want to you know,
Speaker 1: set boundaries. So it's it's a delicate dance. Do you
Speaker 1: have any plans for your future and radio? Where do
Speaker 1: you want to What do you want to do in
Speaker 1: the next five years? Oh, that's a great question. Um, well,
Speaker 1: you know, I love what I'm doing now and I'd
Speaker 1: love to continue doing it. I love working with great hosts,
Speaker 1: and uh, I would love to work with another female
Speaker 1: co host because you know, I have another show right
Speaker 1: now where I work with female and it's a lot
Speaker 1: of fun just to not have to do like the
Speaker 1: you know, like the gender cliche stuff. So I think
Speaker 1: I think I'd like to continue working with more female
Speaker 1: co host in the future and do something a little
Speaker 1: more you know, maybe relationship based sort of you know,
Speaker 1: feelings based, more of a like sort of a love
Speaker 1: line for women, you know, kind of an Oprah vibe
Speaker 1: without sound like Welcome Back to Lovers and Love starring
Speaker 1: Gina Grad and me Tricia Thompson. Thank you, next color.
Speaker 1: You've got a little bit of a problem. Yeah, So,
Speaker 1: like my boyfriend is he's just not really ut. I
Speaker 1: feel like he doesn't respond to my text when I
Speaker 1: texted him. Okay, he takes a really long time, and
Speaker 1: I just feel like he's seeing somebody else's I think
Speaker 1: I think he's tea color color. Can I just say
Speaker 1: that this is not about you? Um? You know, I
Speaker 1: think you're doing everything right. I think that, and I
Speaker 1: think Tricia would agree that. You know, when when you
Speaker 1: get a text, you expect to prompt response. And I
Speaker 1: don't want to be the hardass here, but um, I
Speaker 1: think he is cheating on you because I was looking
Speaker 1: through his text and I know there's some naked photos,
Speaker 1: but he says that there is. Sister. Oh boy, it's
Speaker 1: still problematic. Yeah, I don't know which one's worse. Why
Speaker 1: does I mean, why would he have the naked pictures
Speaker 1: of his European Have you ever been to Europe? I
Speaker 1: don't really do that. Ye, listen to Tricia. I just
Speaker 1: have one question. Listen, have you seen this meme with
Speaker 1: the tiger? That's just like coming up at three? First,
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Speaker 1: a cup of coffee, and that made things all the worse.
Speaker 1: It was a caffeine free camp. People came to this
Speaker 1: camp to try to kick coffee kick any kind of
Speaker 1: stimulans whatsoever. It was a process that disconnected themselves from
Speaker 1: the morning coffee. I don't know about I'm being told,
Speaker 1: I don't know that coffee is bad even when it's cold. Well,
Speaker 1: you don't drink that garbage now, we don't drink that
Speaker 1: garbage now, Please don't drink it. Otherwise, please don't drink.
Speaker 1: Don't drink it. Ever, don't drink coffee because it's so
Speaker 1: you've been the drill, sergeant for this coffee is caffeine
Speaker 1: free coffee camp, coffee free cap. What is his name
Speaker 1: of this? It is Sergeant Cart rides coffee kicking camp
Speaker 1: four people. Is there a lot of there? Is there
Speaker 1: a dash in between some of those words? Or is
Speaker 1: there the sergeant cart rides coffee kicking camp calling four people?
Speaker 1: Sorry one time, sergeant, what is your problem? I'm sorry?
Speaker 1: Sergeant Cart rides coffee kicking camp four people calling between
Speaker 1: camp and four people? How did you land on the
Speaker 1: idea that you wanted to distart this camp? Well, when
Speaker 1: I was dishonorably discharged from the Core, I had to
Speaker 1: find something to do, and my internet had gotten disconnected,
Speaker 1: so pornography was out, so I thought, what do people like?
Speaker 1: They like coffee you and that's not right? So I
Speaker 1: started this camp here. Did you have a previous issue
Speaker 1: with caffeine or coffee in your past? I once had
Speaker 1: an adult in my life that I trusted doused me
Speaker 1: with hot coffee when I was a child. That's what
Speaker 1: was the issue I had with coffee. And I didn't
Speaker 1: really want to dig too deep today, but I guess
Speaker 1: here we are. Was it all to use our this
Speaker 1: is American's lifetime machine to go back in time to
Speaker 1: see what it was like for him to get burned
Speaker 1: with that coffee at every moment in his life. Cartwright,
Speaker 1: Yaller Cartwright, Come over here. I want to give you
Speaker 1: a hug. I am right here, mother, google Gga Cartwright.
Speaker 1: I know that you had a little accident on the rug,
Speaker 1: but I just want you to come here for a second.
Speaker 1: Nothing bad's gonna happen. Well, I trust your mother, for
Speaker 1: you are my mother, Google Gaga. I am a child.
Speaker 1: Come on over here, I'm here, Why mother? Why? So?
Speaker 1: That must have been very traumatic. It was not my
Speaker 1: favorite and uh, from what I gather you, nothing's really
Speaker 1: changed very much between and now a little bit of
Speaker 1: an arrested development maybe focally. I mean, I tried to
Speaker 1: shake this voice I have here by going to a
Speaker 1: voice over class, but I was being sexually harassed by
Speaker 1: the staff, so we decided to visit the voice over
Speaker 1: a teacher. Cartwright is ma'am, Yes, ma'am. Oh, what a
Speaker 1: strong and girthy voice you have. Well, thank you, And
Speaker 1: why don't you mind putting the lid on that cup
Speaker 1: of coffee? Gut there? Oh, no problem, it is a
Speaker 1: little hot. So Cartwright, if you could just step on
Speaker 1: up to that big mike, and I just want you
Speaker 1: to say the following phrase. She sells seashells by the seashore.
Speaker 1: She says, seashells by the seashore. I am quite uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: He had a hard time dealing with the voice over coach.
Speaker 1: She was constantly smoking. She was just a rabbit cigarette smoker,
Speaker 1: two packs a day. Oh, what's the matter? Baby doesn't
Speaker 1: like smoke? Not really? Would you mind pouring that coffee
Speaker 1: into a therm? Is? Actually I'm sorry. Oh, let me
Speaker 1: get that coffee right out of the water. Looks like
Speaker 1: I spilled on my looks like her cell phone started
Speaker 1: ringing and she picked it up. Hello, Hi, this is
Speaker 1: a doctor Gold, and your test results came back. I
Speaker 1: think you should come to the office. Oh is there
Speaker 1: a problem, doctor, let's talk in person. Okay, Cartwright, you
Speaker 1: stay here, and I hope you're slipping into something comfortable
Speaker 1: when I get back. I mean I have a jacket.
Speaker 1: She went to the doctor's office to see what was
Speaker 1: so urgent. Hi, doctor Gold, you wanted me. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: your test results came back and you do have cancer
Speaker 1: of the throat area. That's kind of all of that area.
Speaker 1: You smoke a lot, well, I smoke as much as
Speaker 1: a lady ship boy. I like your voice a lot.
Speaker 1: Thank you doctor. Unfortunately, eventually you're going to have to
Speaker 1: use one of these, uh these these voice boxes. Oh
Speaker 1: I don't think so, doctor. These little cigarettes only make
Speaker 1: me stronger, and I'm gonna sound like this at the luck.
Speaker 1: I decided to return the present day and see what
Speaker 1: the voice teacher was up too. Be in hid sight,
Speaker 1: I probably shouldn't have sloped so many zig rats, you know,
Speaker 1: it's kind of it's fascinating. In this whole um episode,
Speaker 1: I've been able to meet three of your students. How
Speaker 1: are they do? They're doing pretty well. One is Gina
Speaker 1: grab she's become a famous um for your personality. And
Speaker 1: then there was a French guy. I can't remember his name.
Speaker 1: He was a shock John Bell. He must not have
Speaker 1: been very good if you can't remember they but it
Speaker 1: was just in French. I'm sure he was. And then sorry, no,
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking of all the dirty, nasty things I
Speaker 1: would like you to do to be but I am
Speaker 1: also laugh I get this beab that I thought. Have
Speaker 1: you said the one? It is a dig? Guess what
Speaker 1: this browd test? Yes? What it's grabs is? Are you
Speaker 1: pressing the repeat button? Yes? Guess yes, yes, yes there
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Speaker 1: This has been this his Americans life. Thank you to
Speaker 1: our special guests, contributor Jane grad or producer Andy. I'm
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Speaker 1: for sexual harassment. That's right, she in my former co
Speaker 1: hosts set a lot of cards all the condition that
Speaker 1: he no longer returned to the air waves and hurt
Speaker 1: anyone else a motionally. But that's okay. I don't need him.
Speaker 1: Never ted. Let's hit the phone lines, calling around the
Speaker 1: air the cruel There is no more than in the ground.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true. There is unfortulent because she is now hot,
Speaker 1: so so hot. I watch your mouse. You're gonna get
Speaker 1: me kick off here so hot, Please stop, I want
Speaker 1: to new things to her. Please stop talking. I will
Speaker 1: now list all of the nasty things I would like
Speaker 1: to new their in alpha medical God, please don't drop
Speaker 1: the phone line. Let's call. You're on the air, kill me.
Speaker 1: I never left that I knowed intend to until I
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