Speaker 1: We're cleaning out to sound fridge. That's spelled f G
Speaker 1: d g S. It's one more.
Speaker 2: Thing, one more thing, the sound fridge.
Speaker 3: Who came up with this idea?
Speaker 4: I believe it was my creative genius.
Speaker 2: It's like.
Speaker 3: Clean not your fridge every now and then. You got
Speaker 3: stuff hanging around and there you get rid of it.
Speaker 3: And we got clips that we haven't used in a
Speaker 3: while or didn't use, and gotta get rid of them.
Speaker 4: And if we don't.
Speaker 1: Eat them soon they will spoil and no longer be palatable.
Speaker 4: So we'll use them today.
Speaker 5: Yes, Katie, I'm usually really good about cleaning out my fridge.
Speaker 5: And boy did I find some leftovers in there yesterday
Speaker 5: that I was like, well, I don't even remember getting that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hate the one that bothers me is oh crap,
Speaker 3: Why didn't I eat that?
Speaker 4: I brought that home. That was expensive, that was good.
Speaker 3: I made that and it was really turned out great.
Speaker 3: Now I was gonna eat I didn't. I hate when
Speaker 3: I waste food like that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yep.
Speaker 3: Summer. So this first one, just this is a follow
Speaker 3: up to a clip that went viral the day before
Speaker 3: the Mayor of Philadelphia. It was all excited about the
Speaker 3: Eagles being in the playoffs, misspelling Eagles, and she explains
Speaker 3: why she did it. It also includes the original e clip
Speaker 3: we don't promise perfection. I'm so happy that I never have,
Speaker 3: especially after.
Speaker 4: I couldn't spell eagles right.
Speaker 3: Hey ow gee, yes, yes, let's go birds. We don't
Speaker 3: promise perfection is her explanation for that. But somebody texted
Speaker 3: and it's absolutely true. The Philly mayor sounds exactly like
Speaker 3: the principle on Abbot Elementary. It's almost as if she's
Speaker 3: playing the character and that show's supposed to be taking
Speaker 3: place in Philadelphia. If you've never watched The Abbott Elementary,
Speaker 3: Henry and I got into it for a while, you
Speaker 3: know it wins a bunch of Emmys for a comedy
Speaker 3: like that good show, funny show. It's a black school
Speaker 3: struggling in Philadelphia and this hard working teacher is just
Speaker 3: trying to do good on a little budget and everything.
Speaker 3: It's a good story, good show, and it's funny. But
Speaker 3: the principle is exactly that woman there not real bright,
Speaker 3: understands how to work the system, managed to be principal
Speaker 3: of the school. Only cares about fluff, but sounds exactly
Speaker 3: like her. That's funny that that is so true in
Speaker 3: the same town somebody who climbed up the ladder.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 1: It's not a coincidence. I think that's the roles she's playing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wonder if she modeled the role after the mayor.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, very well, could be who.
Speaker 1: Was briefly in English teach? Yeah, again, clear why it
Speaker 1: was a brief career there.
Speaker 3: I'll bet you're right.
Speaker 4: Not only can I not.
Speaker 1: Teach Shakespeare, I can't spell it. So I guess we'll
Speaker 1: watch this.
Speaker 4: Videos he.
Speaker 3: Let's go birds, so.
Speaker 4: We are he didn't opt sound Fridge.
Speaker 1: I don't know where Michael Angelo keeps metal Guy and
Speaker 1: Hanson's filling in today, so I'll just do that for him.
Speaker 4: Hey, did we play I can't remember if we played
Speaker 4: this joke.
Speaker 1: Here's a Jostin Chay from Saturday Night Live number five, Michael.
Speaker 3: Speech to the nation.
Speaker 7: President of Biden defended his administration's accomplishments by ending every
Speaker 7: sentence with you ungrateful bastards.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I guess we did do that.
Speaker 3: That is funny though.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, Oh, Bill Maher.
Speaker 3: I dropped inflation by twenty seven percent. You ungrateful bastards.
Speaker 1: Except you didn't lie in Old coot Bill Maher was
Speaker 1: forgive Me on Fire last Friday talking about the LA
Speaker 1: fires and his as usual, absolutely right on criticism of
Speaker 1: Gabby Newsom and Karen Bass and the rest. Let's let's
Speaker 1: play a couple of them. How about Eleven Hanson?
Speaker 2: The good news is.
Speaker 8: Our fire chief is a lesbian?
Speaker 4: Am I against a lesbian being? Of course not.
Speaker 8: Do I think a lesbian can do the job? Of
Speaker 8: course I do. And maybe she's the best person for
Speaker 8: the job, or maybe they really wanted a lesbian in
Speaker 8: that job and she's just the best lesbian for the job,
Speaker 8: and with essential services.
Speaker 4: That's not good enough.
Speaker 8: Crowley's official bio says Chief Crowley leads a diverse department, creating, supporting,
Speaker 8: and promoting a culture that values diversity, inclusion, and equity
Speaker 8: while striving to meet and exceed the expectations of the communities. Well,
Speaker 8: you didn't exceed my expectations, which was that the whole
Speaker 8: city wouldn't burn down. But it's telling that diversity is
Speaker 8: mentioned twice before we get to while while striving to
Speaker 8: meet expectations. Now, can you do two things at once?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: But it matters where your head is.
Speaker 3: So incredibly obvious. Yet no lefty Bill Maher, lifelong progressive,
Speaker 3: one of the leading lights of progressivism over the last
Speaker 3: two for decades, going around speaking to colleges, which he
Speaker 3: no longer does because they're speech police, now saying the
Speaker 3: obvious thing. I like the way he started. Here's the
Speaker 3: good news are fire chiefs of lesbian.
Speaker 4: He is very funny. And then finally this from Bill number.
Speaker 9: Thirteen now is well, that's the main reason for the fires.
Speaker 9: Of course not, but it's also not wrong to associate
Speaker 9: some of the unforced errors our government made with the
Speaker 9: things normies see as hallmarks of uber progressive politics. Questionable
Speaker 9: budget priorities, high taxes.
Speaker 8: That get you nothing, making everything about identity politics, virtue
Speaker 8: signaling overseas instead of tending to the nuts and bolts
Speaker 8: at home. CALLI has no shortage of safety commissions and
Speaker 8: agencies and bureaucrats and regulators, and of course sign language
Speaker 8: interpreters who communicate with their faith but common sense. We
Speaker 8: better get some of that soon, because wildfires in California
Speaker 8: are like boom jobs in a strip club, inevitable, and
Speaker 8: they're only going to get bigger.
Speaker 1: You know the sign language with sign language interpreter thing.
Speaker 1: I've long wondered about this because every modern television has
Speaker 1: closed captioning, and if anybody knows about that, it's deaf folks.
Speaker 1: So what is the raw number, never mind the percentage
Speaker 1: of the populace, or what is the well we ever answer,
Speaker 1: the raw number of deaf people who are watching news
Speaker 1: shows but have no access to either the close captioning
Speaker 1: that comes on the TV or the add ons that
Speaker 1: have been made available for deaf people so they can
Speaker 1: watch TV for years and years.
Speaker 3: That's existed, Right, You'd have to be deaf taking it live,
Speaker 3: because when you get it later, you could get it
Speaker 3: in a way where you could hear it all kinds
Speaker 3: of software. For that, you have to be taking it live.
Speaker 3: You have to be deaf, and you not to you
Speaker 3: don't have close caption That's a very small number of people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, what is going on? And now it's completely obligatory, right.
Speaker 3: Anyway, some lawsuit in the past or something. It's so
Speaker 3: virtual signaling. And as we know, Obama had the fake
Speaker 3: guy next to him a couple of times and it
Speaker 3: took a long time for anybody.
Speaker 2: It's hilarious.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's in the tough in all time of humanity.
Speaker 3: But it took a long time for anybody to find
Speaker 3: out because it's not actually necessary.
Speaker 4: Well right, right, that was.
Speaker 3: Such a troll move before trolls were even a thing.
Speaker 3: It needs to happen more often.
Speaker 4: I know that.
Speaker 1: That made me so happy. Thinking of it now makes
Speaker 1: me feel more alive anyway. Scott Jennings is the token
Speaker 1: conservative on CNN. Loved the clip we played of Jim
Speaker 1: Acosta and that Southern congressman who's a cost is Like,
Speaker 1: that's how Darius, sir, let's just CNN.
Speaker 9: We're that.
Speaker 4: Well, let's just go ahead and play it again. What
Speaker 4: clip is that?
Speaker 1: As long as we're cleaning out sound fridge got one
Speaker 1: more serving of it?
Speaker 4: Oh, there it is seventy one. This is not Fox, Congressman.
Speaker 3: You can't just spin a tail and pull the wool
Speaker 3: out of people's eyes.
Speaker 2: This is CNN.
Speaker 4: This is the news.
Speaker 3: We're asking to come out and tell the truth.
Speaker 8: And that's why more people are watching the cartoon network
Speaker 8: SpongeBob reruns right now.
Speaker 3: Jim My God, one of the things I want more
Speaker 3: than anything in the world is self awareness. It's always
Speaker 3: embarrassing if you, you know, you get off track on
Speaker 3: self awareness for him to say, hey, this is CNN. Wow,
Speaker 3: that's so cute, Jim. No, no, hey, you can't do
Speaker 3: that here. This is CNN. We don't have spin and
Speaker 3: fake stories on CNN. We don't allow bias here. On CNN.
Speaker 3: We interviewed Michael Avenati eight thousand times over two weeks.
Speaker 4: This is CNN. Well, he said he ought to run
Speaker 4: for president on CNN.
Speaker 1: You bastard, So anyway, Clip sixteen, Scott Jennings is the
Speaker 1: token conservative CNN. He's talking about that awful prayer breakfast
Speaker 1: that the president attended where he got lectured from the.
Speaker 7: Pulpit Thesescapalians or Episcowochians or whatever they're calling themselves today.
Speaker 3: This is ridiculous. This was terrible.
Speaker 7: Donald Trump, I'm sure regrets participating in this event to
Speaker 7: be lectured to and politicized in a church this way,
Speaker 7: and I thought it was frankly a disgrace to what
Speaker 7: they did to this event. I don't know if this
Speaker 7: event will happened ever again. Because of this, this particular
Speaker 7: bishop took it upon herself to turn this into a
Speaker 7: complete and total circus and spectacle.
Speaker 3: Well, if her goal was to become a hero to
Speaker 3: the left, it worked. She got interviewed by the New
Speaker 3: York Times. Bishop Budd made a plea to President Trump
Speaker 3: for mercy. He looked away the time spoke with her
Speaker 3: about that moment. Of course, she's, you know, speaking truth
Speaker 3: to power, and he didn't have the guts to look
Speaker 3: her in the eye. And she was on the View
Speaker 3: yesterday and they made a big deal out of it. Whatever.
Speaker 5: It's like that meme I sent you guys early with
Speaker 5: a picture of her and it says word of the day, Bishop,
Speaker 5: as in, will somebody shut this bishop?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was so freaky out a line.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the woke. You're so self.
Speaker 3: Satisfying and on an issue that she is so on
Speaker 3: the wrong side of by many many points. I mean
Speaker 3: it's not even close, because she was lecturing them about
Speaker 3: the borders and the train stuff, and she's just wrong
Speaker 3: on John, the wrong side of it politically.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you are in on the torture and maiming
Speaker 1: of poor confused adolescents. Lady.
Speaker 4: I hope you're proud of yourself.
Speaker 1: And finally, I was afraid to call for this one
Speaker 1: on the air. I haven't heard it. Don't like the
Speaker 1: description twenty six Greg Guttfeld.
Speaker 7: So America is experiencing record cold temperatures across the country.
Speaker 5: It's so cold that in DC, Hunter Biden's penis got
Speaker 5: stuck to a telephone pole.
Speaker 2: Again.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, that was a well crafted tagline.
Speaker 1: There again, distasteful, only childhood laugh at that shoke.
Speaker 5: I can't wait for Hunter Biden and his penis to
Speaker 5: go completely away.
Speaker 3: Forever, unless it's revealing more about the Biden crime family,
Speaker 3: which would be interesting.
Speaker 4: Hey, here's a question for you.
Speaker 1: What is the top figure that anyone will pay for
Speaker 1: a Hunter Biden painting going forward?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Well, a quarter million dollars worth of them. A whole
Speaker 3: bunch of them got burned up in the Palisades fire
Speaker 3: last week, so there are a lot fewer of them
Speaker 3: than there used to be. Although he might crank out
Speaker 3: three a day. I don't have any idea I'll throw
Speaker 3: down ten dollars.
Speaker 1: He's not going to get one hundred and seventy five
Speaker 1: dollars for his paintings going forward.
Speaker 4: What an obvious.
Speaker 3: Scam that'll be interesting to follow. Yeah, because obviously, either
Speaker 3: to curry favor with the president, or help Hunter pay
Speaker 3: off his bills for some reason. Because he's doing something
Speaker 3: for you is only reason. But I would pay a
Speaker 3: chunk of money for a Hunter Biden paid because it
Speaker 3: would just be so funny to tell people.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, that's yeah. Ironically, yeah, I would pay
Speaker 1: a fair amount ironically.
Speaker 4: I can't remember.
Speaker 1: I probably talked about this at least briefly on the
Speaker 1: air when all of that was going on at its height,
Speaker 1: But I read about how money laundering is an enormous
Speaker 1: problem in the world of art. Because you've got you know,
Speaker 1: paint slapped on a canvas. This is worth the three
Speaker 1: hundred and forty million dollars. Yeah, yeah, And I just
Speaker 1: got that money from a guy from the Third world.
Speaker 4: And now it's fine. Then its way back to him
Speaker 4: through various means. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's easy to disguise enormous movements of money.
Speaker 3: I know you've purchased some art. I've always wanted to,
Speaker 3: but I just I've never taken the time to try
Speaker 3: to figure out what the hell is this worth. I mean,
Speaker 3: if this is actually worth you know, I don't know,
Speaker 3: low number, high number, whatever, it is actually worth fifteen
Speaker 3: hundred dollars I'm happy to pay it. It's it's cool.
Speaker 3: I like it. But how do I have the slightest idea? Well,
Speaker 3: I'm not going to take the time.
Speaker 1: That's like two different questions being mushed into one. If
Speaker 1: you're investing in art, then you really need to know
Speaker 1: about the artist, what their reputation is, what their current
Speaker 1: prices are, what the suspected trend is going to be.
Speaker 4: Blah blah blah. I don't do that.
Speaker 1: I just buy things that will make me happy on
Speaker 1: my wall, and that is entirely the eye of the beholder.
Speaker 1: That painting is so great, I'll pay a thousand dollars. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm never going to be an art but one hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty.
Speaker 3: Year, I just I'm not gonna. Yeah, I just I
Speaker 3: don't like getting ripped off, so i'd hate it. There's
Speaker 3: another one over at that store. It looks a lot
Speaker 3: pretty close to the same thing. Google, get that one.
Speaker 3: It's half as much A guy sitting on a stool
Speaker 3: eating an apple. Yeah, I'll get another one of those
Speaker 3: over there. How do they even come? How do they
Speaker 3: price that stuff? Some of it, especially in tourist places,
Speaker 3: has got to be you just hopeing a rich person
Speaker 3: comes through who like, you know, like what you're just saying,
Speaker 3: likes it and they don't care what it costs. Like
Speaker 3: if you're in Carmel, California, you walk through.
Speaker 4: Those Oh yeah, I have many times.
Speaker 3: This is twenty five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Mmmm, well it's but it's it's a beautiful example of
Speaker 1: the free market. If you don't like it twenty five
Speaker 1: thousand dollars worth, don't buy it. And if you do,
Speaker 1: go ahead. It's really as simple as that. I'll see
Speaker 1: stuff that for. And I don't want to talk a
Speaker 1: lot about money because it's distasteful and I'm a self
Speaker 1: effacing Midwestern boy. But I'll say something that I would pay,
Speaker 1: you know, X one hundred dollars for because I like
Speaker 1: it and I think it looks really good in our
Speaker 1: guest room. But if it's double that or triple that,
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to so to me, it's not
Speaker 1: worth that to somebody else.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess it is like paying somebody to write
Speaker 4: you song.
Speaker 3: I would like to have a Hunter Biden hanging in
Speaker 3: my living room. You want a Hunter Biden?
Speaker 6: Huh?
Speaker 1: Do you want Hunter Biden and yourself hanged in your
Speaker 1: living room.
Speaker 4: I mean that's that.
Speaker 1: It sounds like for agel anti je justice of some
Speaker 1: sort to me.
Speaker 3: You know what ruins part of this premise of me
Speaker 3: having a Hunter Biden that I would say, guess who
Speaker 3: painted that. I never have had a single human being
Speaker 3: in my living room in like five years other than
Speaker 3: my children, and I probably won't in the next five years.
Speaker 3: So it's kind of an imaginary tale of the idea
Speaker 3: of somebody seeing anything in my living room, But in
Speaker 3: fairy it would still would be funny.
Speaker 6: How about if you hired exclusively conservative babysitters, they'd be amused.
Speaker 6: Here you go, the Hunter Biden really kid in original
Speaker 6: h You can also most smell the skink on it.
Speaker 4: Oh god, Oh he had to ruin it.
Speaker 10: See I got it, I got it, I got it,
Speaker 10: studio redecoration. We got a Hunter Biden. Yes, we got
Speaker 10: Clinton address, and we got dogs playing poker.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 3: I like it, love it. I guess that's it.