1 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:08,480 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's bringing together two of America's 2 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:12,880 Speaker 1: favorite restaurants for a new type of dining experience. Really 3 00:00:13,119 --> 00:00:17,599 Speaker 1: Hooters and no boo for no booters. 4 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:22,560 Speaker 2: No booters. Okay, I can't tell if people's tops ares little. 5 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:27,920 Speaker 1: Just picture two hundred dollars soushi rolls served by a 6 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:29,880 Speaker 1: waitress named Destiny. 7 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,400 Speaker 3: Who just called you hunt. 8 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:34,240 Speaker 2: Tights and socks. 9 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:35,559 Speaker 3: You know she does. 10 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:40,880 Speaker 1: Like Laser Stories the sec me where we read weird 11 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:43,120 Speaker 1: news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, 12 00:00:43,159 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 1: except we've got a laser. Those other hot with sabby 13 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:50,560 Speaker 1: Mommy's just don't this first Lazer Stories out of Texas, 14 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 1: thirty nine year old woman named Stephanie Davidson posted a 15 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:57,120 Speaker 1: photo of a thief who broke into her home and 16 00:00:57,160 --> 00:01:04,119 Speaker 1: asked Facebook for help in identifying this quote unquote trash. 17 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:06,080 Speaker 2: So scary to have your home broken into. 18 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, apparently Stephanie had a camera set up inside her 19 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:13,440 Speaker 1: house and caught a pretty clear shot of the crook's face. 20 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:14,280 Speaker 2: Oh got it? 21 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:18,160 Speaker 1: So responses and comments started flooding in. And wouldn't she 22 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:22,280 Speaker 1: know it somewhat important? Saw it the thief herself? 23 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:30,400 Speaker 2: Police or something? Wait, she's friends with the thief on Facebook. 24 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,880 Speaker 3: Not friends she posted it publicly, Okay. 25 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,120 Speaker 2: So it just ended up in her algorithm. It's on 26 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:36,880 Speaker 2: this face looks like your face. 27 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:40,960 Speaker 1: Yeah. She even left a comment saying that Stephanie shouldn't 28 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:46,120 Speaker 1: be calling her derogatory terms just for stealing some stuff. Wow. 29 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 3: Quote, she doesn't. 30 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 1: Even know me and thinks it's okay to call me trash. 31 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:56,000 Speaker 1: She also said that people should mind their own business 32 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:57,320 Speaker 1: and not get involved. 33 00:01:58,680 --> 00:01:59,080 Speaker 3: What's it? 34 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,280 Speaker 2: Okay, there are so many things there. 35 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:05,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, of course she left the comment with her info attached. Yes, 36 00:02:05,920 --> 00:02:08,320 Speaker 1: and now there's a man hunt for the thief whose 37 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,240 Speaker 1: name is Misty Cape. 38 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:11,919 Speaker 2: I don't know why there's a man hut. Just check 39 00:02:11,919 --> 00:02:14,360 Speaker 2: her Facebook and see where she was. She's got one 40 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:15,320 Speaker 2: of those that put the look. 41 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:19,160 Speaker 1: Yeah. Just goes to show no one likes to be 42 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 1: bullied on social. 43 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:24,720 Speaker 3: Media, not even criminals. Misty, Proud of you for standing 44 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:25,600 Speaker 3: up for yourself. 45 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:31,520 Speaker 1: Next Lazer stories out of the Sunshine State that keeps 46 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:32,040 Speaker 1: on giving. 47 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:33,360 Speaker 3: Yes, Loorida. 48 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:37,239 Speaker 1: Yeah, around noon and Key West, a chicken was attempting 49 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,000 Speaker 1: to cross the road. 50 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:42,359 Speaker 2: This is real everywhere there, Okay. 51 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:45,520 Speaker 1: Chicken attempting to cross the road when thirty eight year 52 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:50,120 Speaker 1: old driver Cynthia Sosa stopped for it and she was 53 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:52,480 Speaker 1: waiting for the chicken to do its thing when another 54 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:53,720 Speaker 1: driver behind. 55 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:54,679 Speaker 3: Her got impatient. 56 00:02:55,560 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 1: They started honking, then swerved around Cynthia's stopped car. Sped asked, well, 57 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 1: let's just say chicken never made it to the other side. 58 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:08,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, oh no. 59 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:14,240 Speaker 1: This enraged Cynthia, an animal lover, so she stepped on 60 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:16,640 Speaker 1: the gas and pursued the chicken killer. 61 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:18,399 Speaker 3: Yes, get her. 62 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:21,720 Speaker 1: According to witnesses, they saw Cynthia pull a stunt straight 63 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:24,760 Speaker 1: out of a movie and was able to overtake the vehicle. 64 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:28,160 Speaker 3: Slam on her brakes, swerve and block the road with 65 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:28,960 Speaker 3: her own car. 66 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,400 Speaker 2: Justice for the chickens. 67 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:36,840 Speaker 3: That move is actually on the Florida driving test. 68 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:39,800 Speaker 2: If you can't do it, they get away part that 69 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:40,280 Speaker 2: they do. 70 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,680 Speaker 1: That's when Cynthia jumped out and tried to open the 71 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:46,560 Speaker 1: driver's side door while. 72 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:48,400 Speaker 3: The two ladies pushed and pulled. 73 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 1: One was trying to keep the door closed, the other 74 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:53,320 Speaker 1: trying to open it. Cynthia then reached into her purse 75 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,080 Speaker 1: and pulled out her bear mates. 76 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:59,640 Speaker 2: Oh everyone has on them in Key West, Florida. 77 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,480 Speaker 1: Animal friendly, what animal lover doesn't have a giant can 78 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:06,480 Speaker 1: of bear Mas twenty four seven on them. She sprayed 79 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:09,440 Speaker 1: it directly into the car and into the face of 80 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:13,400 Speaker 1: the woman in the driver's seat wall, screaming, this is 81 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 1: for the chicken. 82 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:17,320 Speaker 3: So I love her. 83 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:19,440 Speaker 2: If this isn't vegetarian, there's an issue. 84 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:23,880 Speaker 1: Yeah. Cynthia jumped back into her car and fled, but 85 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,560 Speaker 1: nine was called and cops eventually caught up with the chicken. 86 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:30,599 Speaker 2: Lover, Oh, the chicken killer. 87 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:34,440 Speaker 1: She was arrested and charged with two counts of aggravated 88 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:37,480 Speaker 1: battery and one count of burglary with assault. 89 00:04:39,839 --> 00:04:43,480 Speaker 3: On the flip burglary has a very weird definition. Yeah, 90 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,080 Speaker 3: so on. 91 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:50,960 Speaker 1: The flip side burglary, I got that bird bird glory. 92 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:54,520 Speaker 3: On the flip side. Animal advocates are calling her a hero. 93 00:04:55,440 --> 00:04:58,520 Speaker 1: One is planning to do a ceremony where officials will 94 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:00,480 Speaker 1: present her with the f of. 95 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,520 Speaker 3: Honor, well deserved. 96 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:05,880 Speaker 2: She's suddenly the president of Peter I know what do 97 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:06,920 Speaker 2: you honor? 98 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:09,520 Speaker 3: Who knows better? 99 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,159 Speaker 2: Be a humane feather, Jeff. 100 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:13,880 Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of hobby world. 101 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:16,760 Speaker 3: We all know the feeling. 102 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:19,719 Speaker 1: You're hanging out on your porch practicing the craft of 103 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:24,400 Speaker 1: fire eating, and next thing you know, the neighbors are mesmerized. 104 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 1: Even though it's actually something anybody can do. 105 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:29,919 Speaker 3: I'm sorry, what. 106 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:35,080 Speaker 2: Can without setting self on fire? 107 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:35,600 Speaker 3: You mean? 108 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:39,320 Speaker 2: I mean? I feel like there's probably a big practice swallowing. 109 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:39,760 Speaker 2: I don't know. 110 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:42,440 Speaker 3: You don't know if you can do it until you 111 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:42,760 Speaker 3: try it. 112 00:05:42,839 --> 00:05:45,960 Speaker 2: That's a good point. Remember just keep a fire extinguisher 113 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:46,360 Speaker 2: on hand. 114 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,720 Speaker 1: It does bring up the question, though, what are the 115 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:55,839 Speaker 1: top wow skills that are secretly super easy to learn? Wow, 116 00:05:56,400 --> 00:06:02,880 Speaker 1: here's the top ones. Number five balloon animals. Okay, I'm 117 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:04,160 Speaker 1: not hearing wows. 118 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:06,200 Speaker 3: In the room, but I can do just a snake. 119 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:10,000 Speaker 1: Even stuff more complicated than that. You could pick it 120 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:12,240 Speaker 1: up in just a few hours and be the life 121 00:06:12,279 --> 00:06:15,719 Speaker 1: of any family party with kids. That's that's true, But 122 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:19,479 Speaker 1: any weird I was listening, don't pay attention. Number four 123 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:24,919 Speaker 1: Learning the sky. Being able to identify the stars and 124 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:28,479 Speaker 1: constellations at night and provide a basic weather forecast just 125 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:30,120 Speaker 1: by looking at cloud types. 126 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:34,000 Speaker 3: Informations that can be really impressive. I can look at 127 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:35,640 Speaker 3: a star and tell you what it is like. He's 128 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:36,360 Speaker 3: so into the star. 129 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:38,440 Speaker 2: I thought I was going to be that person. I 130 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:41,120 Speaker 2: took astronomy at college, and I couldn't stay awake. It 131 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:44,680 Speaker 2: was so dark, so dark, and the professors were so boring. 132 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:48,040 Speaker 2: So then I had to take it again because it failed. It. 133 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:49,120 Speaker 2: It was just a whole thing. 134 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:52,640 Speaker 3: Take an astronomy for the dates, right. 135 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:55,159 Speaker 2: Brook, Yeah, I could just keep my eyes open. 136 00:06:55,640 --> 00:07:01,400 Speaker 1: Number three lock picking, Wow, easy hobby to pick up. 137 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:04,800 Speaker 3: I'm not even gonna tell you why, but lock pickers rule. Dude. 138 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:06,880 Speaker 2: Back in the day before all these electric locks, I 139 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:09,320 Speaker 2: would could do some magic with a coat hanger. I'm 140 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:10,240 Speaker 2: going to tell you in the. 141 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:13,040 Speaker 3: Cars that brings me to number two, which is magic. 142 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:17,760 Speaker 3: I love that. Actually, Brooke was. 143 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:19,840 Speaker 1: Just talking to me in studio about how she hooked 144 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:23,480 Speaker 1: up with dozens of amateur magicians in her twenties, thirties, 145 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:25,200 Speaker 1: even into her forties. 146 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,880 Speaker 2: And they might wait, they disappeared where they go. 147 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:31,400 Speaker 1: And the number one wow trick that anybody can easily 148 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:34,680 Speaker 1: learn to do is origami. 149 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:38,160 Speaker 3: Double Oh my god, you're just bored and you fold 150 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:38,520 Speaker 3: a swan. 151 00:07:38,560 --> 00:07:40,800 Speaker 2: I'm yeah, or like the people that can fold the 152 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:43,480 Speaker 2: dollar bills into cool shapes. 153 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:45,920 Speaker 1: Folding paper like a boss will get you way more 154 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:47,920 Speaker 1: respect than you could possibly imagine. 155 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:49,760 Speaker 3: At least that's what the study says. 156 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:51,240 Speaker 2: Hey, paper boss, let's go. 157 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:55,200 Speaker 1: As for this guy, he recently got kicked out of 158 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,880 Speaker 1: a craft store for making origami stilettos. 159 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:01,960 Speaker 3: Yeah what, I don't want to tell you what happened 160 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:03,520 Speaker 3: after that. 161 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:05,560 Speaker 1: That's how means Laser Stories has come to an end 162 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:05,960 Speaker 1: for the day. 163 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,400 Speaker 3: We'll do it again, same time on Monday 164 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,440 Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.