WEBVTT - 12 Inches or Less with Brandon Kyle Goodman (RE-RELEASE) 0:00:01.440 --> 0:00:03.320 I feel like if I had, if I was walking 0:00:03.320 --> 0:00:05.280 around naked, I would have to have some weird kind 0:00:05.280 --> 0:00:08.480 of except like not a belly chain per se. But 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:10.920 I feel like I would have to have I don't 0:00:10.960 --> 0:00:14.320 think I could. I mean I could just be naked. 0:00:14.320 --> 0:00:16.639 I'd have to have like a like a new hat or. 0:00:18.640 --> 0:00:22.040 I love the idea of you being fully naked except 0:00:22.120 --> 0:00:26.960 for a thick Gucci bell you don't wear. You just 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:33.360 wear a gorgeous Gucci belle. 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:38.599 I'm just going I don't think it would be like 0:00:39.159 --> 0:00:41.360 I need some garnish on the plate, like I'm not 0:00:41.479 --> 0:00:42.440 just gonna have to stay. 0:00:46.400 --> 0:00:57.440 Doesn't chips in your kala bears are racist? 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:01.640 Money, She's tardy. 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:04.240 Stuff can't tell me? 0:01:07.200 --> 0:01:10.880 Bang bang bang skeek skeek skeet. There it is, there 0:01:10.920 --> 0:01:16.039 it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another another phenomenal 0:01:16.120 --> 0:01:17.800 episode of My Mama Told Me. 0:01:18.200 --> 0:01:21.080 The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:22.560 black conspiracy. 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:26.319 Theio, and we finally worked to prove that Tay Diggs 0:01:26.560 --> 0:01:29.920 may be, in fact, the only man in history to 0:01:30.080 --> 0:01:34.319 work his way back from the title of Oreo. They 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:40.480 were shaman te they were shaman ting, They told him 0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:42.600 all he did was service the white devil. 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:43.600 But look at him now. 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:46.640 I'm not gonna talk shit because T Diggs used to 0:01:46.680 --> 0:01:47.680 follow me on Twitter. 0:01:47.720 --> 0:01:48.880 We're very close. 0:01:51.680 --> 0:01:55.200 T Diggs. They called him all the mean words you 0:01:55.240 --> 0:01:57.240 can call a black man, and now look at him. 0:01:57.280 --> 0:01:59.880 He's the funniest man on the internet. And he got 0:01:59.880 --> 0:02:01.920 a bad bitch on his arm and sures you fuck 0:02:02.000 --> 0:02:03.840 little Fizz. But that's none of our business. 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:05.040 That doesn't matter. 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:08.440 That ain't got nothing to do with nothing. Come on, 0:02:09.160 --> 0:02:13.880 I'm and yes, and little Fizz is a cutie pie. 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:17.079 But he's like You're like, he's like that cute. Well, 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:21.119 he's never gonna look like a man. And I'm David forty. Yeah, 0:02:23.040 --> 0:02:26.760 little Fizz is always gonna look like the coolest dude 0:02:26.840 --> 0:02:29.119 in the eleventh grade. 0:02:29.720 --> 0:02:33.560 That's that's that makes sense to me. Yeah, he's got you. Yeah, 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:36.560 he's got big. When I graduate, I'm gonna do this 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:38.600 and yeah, yeah, like you. 0:02:38.560 --> 0:02:40.760 Heard, he might go D two, but I don't know. 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:43.639 He's probably going to a Juco and it's gonna get 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:45.880 sort of stuck in that transition. 0:02:46.080 --> 0:02:48.799 Yeah, then he just ends up working for Costco Corporate. 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:52.880 But you know, he's got just a fine life for 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:55.000 Little Fizz, but it's not what he's dreamt of. 0:02:55.400 --> 0:02:57.840 No, did he think he was gonna live in Tulsa forever? 0:02:58.000 --> 0:02:59.560 But that's how that's where it took. 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:06.280 All right, we can't we can't talk Little Fizz forever. 0:03:06.360 --> 0:03:09.079 I don't know how a conspiracy about Tay Diggs ended 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:12.160 up being a Little Fizz conversation, but that's the mastery 0:03:12.200 --> 0:03:15.959 of this podcast. I'd say our guests today, I'm very 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:18.600 excited that they're here. Been a part of so much 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:23.880 cool shit, specifically Big Mouth on Netflix, very responsible for 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:28.000 all the great work over there, human resources also responsible. 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:32.360 Brilliant writer, thinker, talker, motherfucker give it up for our guests, 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:41.400 Brandan Kyle good Man. Ain't nobody got time for that. Yeah, 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:48.520 I'm just quicking go on. I like that intro that Yes, yeah, 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:51.320 hell yeah, How you doing? I'm good? How you doing? 0:03:51.800 --> 0:03:52.400 We're chilling? 0:03:52.880 --> 0:03:53.120 Yeah. 0:03:54.000 --> 0:03:56.800 Any thoughts on Little Fizz and what he brings to 0:03:56.840 --> 0:04:00.120 the table or Ty Diggs either either one really all 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:06.320 be two k that's the gay one. No, Little Fizz 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:10.040 is the maybe two straight one. He's he's the rapper, 0:04:10.200 --> 0:04:11.800 the lights and rapper in the group. 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:15.640 Omar lady. 0:04:16.000 --> 0:04:21.080 He is now Diggs lover. God see I was. I 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:23.880 haven't kept up with my T Digs since. And that's 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:26.320 that's your fault. We're not that we didn't do that 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:28.840 to you. You had the chance, you know. I love 0:04:29.080 --> 0:04:30.960 but I love it good Ta Digs. I saw him 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:34.279 on Headwick and The Angry Inch. That was the last 0:04:34.279 --> 0:04:38.000 time I saw, which was he was. 0:04:37.920 --> 0:04:42.280 Incredibly accomplished Broadway actor. Don't do that to come on 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:45.880 and then you can go to Broadway. 0:04:46.360 --> 0:04:50.400 Yes, and best Man is getting a TV series. Listen, 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:53.320 I'm a big fan. I'm saying the world had turned 0:04:53.320 --> 0:05:05.080 on him. Uh not. Ain't nothing wrong with that? Well, well, 0:05:05.120 --> 0:05:08.560 we we can't bullshit any longer. We we have a 0:05:09.200 --> 0:05:12.280 wonderful conspiracy theory that you came to us today with. 0:05:12.520 --> 0:05:16.039 And I will say this has been a conspiracy theory 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:18.279 that sort of has just been sitting there for a 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:21.360 while and nobody's touched it. Literally, no one has brought 0:05:21.400 --> 0:05:23.479 it up now. It's not even one that we've I 0:05:23.520 --> 0:05:26.160 think broached in any kind of way. And it's a 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:31.359 very simple one. You said, my mama told me black 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:33.080 men have big dicks. 0:05:37.400 --> 0:05:38.320 You want to ford the. 0:05:38.279 --> 0:05:48.200 Pog Yeah, I love being here. This is great, it's great, chaotic, 0:05:48.279 --> 0:05:50.960 whatever you want to call that, love it, We'll take it. 0:05:51.520 --> 0:05:54.560 Tell me more, tell us more about this this black 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:56.680 man and their big their big penises. 0:05:56.880 --> 0:05:59.040 I mean, I feel like everyone knows that as a 0:05:59.040 --> 0:06:01.520 as a theory, that the ideas that black men have 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:03.440 like nine inch dicks or above. 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:08.159 And then it is on the small side. Okay, you 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:09.159 know you have put a number on. 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:11.280 So if you are under nine inches and you know 0:06:11.440 --> 0:06:13.240 you're not black if you don't have a nine inch dick. 0:06:13.400 --> 0:06:14.720 It's really what I'm trying to say. I want to 0:06:14.760 --> 0:06:17.279 I want to start some controversy here, but. 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:20.000 I feel like, is it possible to be double black? 0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:20.960 Then asking. 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:27.239 Ship David, well, it looks like I'm still half black. 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:33.200 All right, we got a double black and I have black. 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:36.520 I love it. Yeah, I mean you know that's the thing. 0:06:36.600 --> 0:06:38.480 And then and then, as you know, I feel like 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:40.840 you hear that theory really young, like when people start 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:43.320 talking about dick's at like fourteen fifteen, you start hearing that, 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:45.159 and then you start measuring your dick to make sure 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:46.279 that you're actually full black. 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:48.680 Yeah, and then you're like, do I go balls? Do 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:51.160 I do do I pin the balls back and go. 0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:54.480 Yes, yeah, sure. There's a lot of strategies to make 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:55.080 up all. 0:06:55.200 --> 0:06:57.000 So if you were like me, you're a chubby kid, 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:58.520 you got a little bit you can push back. 0:06:58.600 --> 0:06:59.960 I call it the reserves. 0:07:03.400 --> 0:07:05.200 Well, what do y'all think? Where do you measure from? 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:08.040 Do you measure from the balls? You measure from? Like 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:10.160 the where where would you measure your penis from? 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:13.120 I measured penetrable inches. 0:07:13.800 --> 0:07:18.600 WHOA, that's respectful. I like that answer. That's that's a 0:07:18.640 --> 0:07:21.080 great answer. I will say that. And I don't mean 0:07:21.120 --> 0:07:24.080 to jump jump the gun here, but in my research, 0:07:24.120 --> 0:07:27.760 I actually read about the the technical way in which 0:07:27.840 --> 0:07:32.360 researchers measure, and it's from the top where the pelvic 0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:36.640 bones sort of starts above the penis that you're allowed 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:40.280 to measure. You're not allowed to Yeah, you're not allowed 0:07:40.320 --> 0:07:43.920 to measure from the side nor underneath, because you're going 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:49.120 to gain to your point some some impenetrable inches and 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:52.840 or at least like a boost from the side and underneath. 0:07:52.920 --> 0:07:54.800 We'll see. Now I'm having an identity Crisis's not going 0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:59.720 to measure because you've been you've been cooking your books 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:07.560 for a while. Somebody's been juicing, you know what I mean? 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:15.160 Damn y'all, y'all blowing up my whole my whole sense 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:16.240 of self. Okay, great. 0:08:17.320 --> 0:08:19.600 I think this whole topic has needed to be broached 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:20.440 for a long time. 0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:25.040 Though it's been it's been necessary. It's a lot of pressure. No, 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:27.560 like it feels like to live. 0:08:27.440 --> 0:08:31.960 Under this, as you know, Langston's to be very dark 0:08:32.000 --> 0:08:34.920 skinned and live under this. It's like you gotta have waves, 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:38.240 and you gotta have a big old dick, damn, And 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:40.839 that's what you do. And you look great and gold 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:45.520 and green and yellow, yellow and yellow, and you look 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:47.600 at my old yellow. 0:08:52.080 --> 0:08:56.120 Yeah, I don't know that. I I've what you're describing 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:59.199 does not feel like the anxiety that I necessarily had 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:01.640 to grow up under. And I acknowledge that you never 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:05.240 felt like you would never felt big dick anxiety. Oh No, 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:08.360 I had massive, big dick anxiety. I'm saying that none 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:11.960 of it felt like I was. It didn't feel like 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:15.240 I would be like laughed out of the building if 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:17.360 I didn't have the biggest dick. Do you know what 0:09:17.400 --> 0:09:20.800 I'm saying? And what you're describing feels like it's not 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:25.280 just have a healthy sized penis, it's have a penis 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:28.640 worth talking about, and or you are less black than 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:33.560 you appear, yes, for sure, which is porn culture too, right. 0:09:33.640 --> 0:09:36.640 I mean like a lot of us as young adults 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:39.400 would also as grown adults, yet our idea of what 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:39.960 sexism and. 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:42.199 What body should look like from porn culture. I mean, 0:09:42.240 --> 0:09:45.600 I think it's what women are currently in the state unpacking. Right, 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:46.680 like that the male. 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:48.840 Gaze has had an idea of what women look like 0:09:48.920 --> 0:09:51.160 and look like during sex, and it's all from porn. 0:09:51.160 --> 0:09:53.160 And so the same thing is true for ethnic groups. 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:55.400 It's like the idea of what an Asian man or 0:09:55.400 --> 0:09:57.640 an Asian woman looks like, what a Black man looks like, 0:09:58.040 --> 0:10:03.320 it's all from porn. It's all like fetish and not real. 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:05.920 I mean, those dicks are real, but like the pressure 0:10:05.960 --> 0:10:08.000 that the entire community has. 0:10:08.679 --> 0:10:11.840 Some of them, some of them, I don't know they 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:17.760 have been injected. Yes, yeah, Sometimes you're like, whoa, hey. 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:17.920 Brother, it's new. 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:23.200 You can't I will say, I will say, there's every 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:25.720 and maybe y'all have experienced this. Every once in a while, 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:27.760 you bump into a porn where it's just a man 0:10:27.840 --> 0:10:30.320 with a regular sized penis, and a part of me 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:33.559 is like, hell, yeah, let's go, let's go. 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:44.960 Book Mark, look at him doing it. 0:10:45.320 --> 0:10:51.800 He's just like, yes, yes, looks normal to me. 0:10:53.920 --> 0:10:57.280 No, that I think that this one though, this we 0:10:57.400 --> 0:10:58.040 do all. 0:10:58.880 --> 0:11:01.439 I don't think there's any black men who have never 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:04.960 come into situations where that was what it was expected. 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:07.040 Right, we all live under this. 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:09.600 Umbrella, right, Yeah, No, I think I think this is 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:14.000 it's a it's a very universal pressure I think placed 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:17.559 on black men, especially about their penis size, in a 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:20.720 way that maybe you all have experienced this. White guys 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:25.000 can openly joke about their penis being inadequate or or 0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:28.280 not big, and it sort of becomes like an easy 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:30.559 punchline that they don't ever have to run from. 0:11:31.400 --> 0:11:38.240 So they're always saying, yeah, that's the thing, I can't 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:39.640 dance like a little dog. 0:11:41.640 --> 0:11:42.120 Just like that. 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:44.280 Well, I as a question, I grew up going to 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:47.040 a lot of pwi's predominantly white institutions, and so I 0:11:47.120 --> 0:11:50.880 felt that pressure, especially about dick size. But we're either 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:53.200 of you around mostly like grew up in mostly black 0:11:53.720 --> 0:11:55.680 high schools or black schools. 0:11:56.240 --> 0:11:57.160 Was the pressure the same? 0:11:57.800 --> 0:11:59.800 No. I moved to the country when I was fourteen 0:11:59.840 --> 0:12:04.920 year not the country of America. No, Like I move 0:12:05.000 --> 0:12:12.400 to a rural area, yeah, no, Liker, rural area. Yeah, 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:14.320 when I was kind of you know, just off the 0:12:14.800 --> 0:12:15.840 porch if you will. 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:17.480 Yeah, that's all. 0:12:18.200 --> 0:12:22.320 That's all that is every and especially when you're a kid, 0:12:22.360 --> 0:12:25.959 because you have no like yeah, the point is, yeah. 0:12:25.800 --> 0:12:29.280 That's all those little those little trollops wanted. 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:40.080 M damn my high school. No, that was the correct 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:44.640 way to behave inside of this podcast, we don't apologize 0:12:44.640 --> 0:12:49.040 to anybody for anything we do. I grew up in 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:53.760 a neighborhood that was weirdly like mixed, like not not. 0:12:54.400 --> 0:12:57.240 It was probably predominantly white, but not in a way 0:12:57.240 --> 0:13:01.160 that was like, oh ship, we're like one of few. 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:04.680 So we had like a nice mixture. And that meant 0:13:05.000 --> 0:13:08.600 that I don't necessarily know that I felt any special 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:12.360 pressure from a white community versus a black community. It 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:14.760 kind of felt like just whoever you were trying to 0:13:14.800 --> 0:13:18.040 fuck meant you didn't want that anxiety spreading, you know 0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:20.240 what I mean, Like we all knew the same shit. 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:21.800 I just wonder if like he went to like a 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:24.480 southern black church, if like you felt the same pressure 0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:27.280 that your dick had to be big or in the 0:13:27.320 --> 0:13:30.920 Black Church, we like there was a grounding reality of like, nah, 0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:35.200 like you know, dick's coming off side. Yeah, the preachers like, 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:36.640 hey five and a half, ain't that. 0:13:39.600 --> 0:13:41.760 As long as your money's green, you're good over here. 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:47.200 As long as you tied that ten percent, We don't care, right, Hey, 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:51.080 one small ones wants to climb on rocks. Hey, God 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:53.080 took ten percent off me from the top. You know, 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:57.839 we'll get it back and you will get it back 0:13:57.880 --> 0:14:04.400 and get it And that's that's what the Jehovah's witnesses 0:14:04.400 --> 0:14:05.280 are talking about. 0:14:05.320 --> 0:14:11.560 That knock on doors, it's really a tax, faith tax. 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:13.880 They take a faith bax right off the tip. 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:22.160 Brother, do you believe or not? God's gonna give you 0:14:22.280 --> 0:14:29.720 that dick back. God's gonna give me that dick bag. Yes, 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:31.440 you heard the good news. 0:14:34.120 --> 0:14:35.600 God is gonna give you the rest of you. 0:14:36.760 --> 0:14:44.520 Don't give you that dick back. Okay. We we have 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:48.520 gone a while now and we haven't made much progress 0:14:48.560 --> 0:14:52.240 in terms of understanding this conspiracy for yourself, Brandon, tell 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:57.160 me do you personally believe in this conspiracy? How much 0:14:57.240 --> 0:15:00.280 or how much are you bought it? Well, so, the 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:03.920 thing that I like, I'm I'm I'm a homosexual. So 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:08.880 I gratulation research and I've done some data and yeah, 0:15:08.920 --> 0:15:12.040 some dick research, some honatomy as we call it. So 0:15:12.240 --> 0:15:15.520 what I fully know is uh that that is not 0:15:15.600 --> 0:15:19.560 true that that black dicks come many sizes and there 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:23.280 some that are you know, really really quite large and some. 0:15:23.360 --> 0:15:26.240 That are. 0:15:27.320 --> 0:15:31.000 Some that are very tiny. And to me, the biggest 0:15:31.000 --> 0:15:34.160 thing that I have learned is it's how you use it. 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:37.840 You know, like which you hear motion in the ocean, 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:39.800 but you're like, nah, I still want to tenis this? 0:15:39.960 --> 0:15:42.480 But as an adult at thirty five, I'm like, oh, yeah, 0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:44.840 it really is more about how you use it. Because 0:15:44.840 --> 0:15:46.360 there are people who have twelve inch sticks and are 0:15:46.400 --> 0:15:47.840 it's a weapon, and. 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:50.240 Yeah, what else would you do? You have to rob 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:51.240 the pharmacy with that? 0:15:53.440 --> 0:15:55.520 What are you just gonna You're just gonna pick up 0:15:55.560 --> 0:16:00.720 your medication and buy candy corn. No, you're gonna hurt people. 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:03.280 If you go so far as to say a twelve 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:06.720 inch stick is a burden. Yeah, it is someone with 0:16:06.760 --> 0:16:08.000 an eleven and a half inch stick. 0:16:08.040 --> 0:16:16.920 I can that's the way you want to stop? Yeah, 0:16:17.160 --> 0:16:17.560 what did. 0:16:17.440 --> 0:16:19.560 If they say any more than two hundred and forty 0:16:19.600 --> 0:16:22.080 thousand dollars a year and it doesn't feel any different. 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:23.880 That's the same with penis, Like. 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:25.600 Yeah, I can see that. 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:27.840 That's all you have to go to porn right because 0:16:27.880 --> 0:16:30.320 like regular freak, I ain't trying to deal with that 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:31.360 every day. 0:16:31.720 --> 0:16:36.960 Freak you are. You are a fucking weirdo. You get 0:16:37.000 --> 0:16:37.680 out of yere. 0:16:39.800 --> 0:16:41.920 Shad with big dicks. That's good energy. 0:16:42.440 --> 0:16:44.400 I've been trying to do it for years. Because here's 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:47.280 what I'm saying. You don't have a twelve inch penis. 0:16:47.400 --> 0:16:49.920 It might have been too big before. 0:16:50.080 --> 0:16:54.440 So extrapolate that by however, many twelve is. 0:16:54.440 --> 0:16:57.880 Crazy, dog, that's crazy. Twelve twelve is a burden. I 0:16:58.160 --> 0:17:01.480 don't think much. I don't think that that's even at 0:17:01.560 --> 0:17:04.600 least in talking to too many of my female friends. 0:17:04.359 --> 0:17:07.399 It never seems to be the desire, like it's a 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:09.920 desire to see it. I think we all want to 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:13.520 see the motherfucker, but nobody wants that inside of them. 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:16.320 I have had it, like we can do this. This 0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:18.320 is really interesting. I've had a twelve inch dick inside 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:21.600 me once and whoa, Yeah, I'm a brag about that 0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:23.199 because that you know, that took a lot of breathing, 0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:25.840 a lot of douche, and a lot of praying and 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:27.320 it was great. But it's one of those things where 0:17:27.320 --> 0:17:29.240 you're like, that's a that's a vacation dick. You know 0:17:29.240 --> 0:17:31.520 what I'm saying. That's not like that. I want to 0:17:31.560 --> 0:17:34.440 be with every I don't want to marry that dick. 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:37.159 You know, I don't want to ride a roller coaster 0:17:37.280 --> 0:17:38.399 after work on two No. 0:17:38.960 --> 0:17:42.440 No, Yeah, Yeah, that's that's like, which is why I 0:17:42.440 --> 0:17:44.080 said twelve inch chick is a porn dick. That's like 0:17:44.080 --> 0:17:46.440 that's something you're like, Oh, I'm an I'm gonna look 0:17:46.440 --> 0:17:48.080 at that. I'm gonna see it one time, but I'm 0:17:48.080 --> 0:17:50.320 not I'm not trying to. Yeah, you know how you 0:17:50.359 --> 0:17:52.080 know how Kumel got buff. 0:17:52.080 --> 0:17:55.880 And like uh and like then we found out how 0:17:55.920 --> 0:17:57.719 he did it and it's like, oh, he hasn't had 0:17:57.720 --> 0:18:01.119 an almond for like two years, and it's like that's 0:18:01.160 --> 0:18:02.920 that's what that seems like, you know what I mean, 0:18:02.920 --> 0:18:05.520 where it's like you gotta really be down to put 0:18:05.560 --> 0:18:08.920 in the work every single day to experience that that 0:18:09.040 --> 0:18:11.840 level of buughness and big dick. 0:18:12.520 --> 0:18:14.400 You would have to be an event like you couldn't 0:18:14.440 --> 0:18:18.560 just like lazy right before we go to bed seting. 0:18:18.480 --> 0:18:21.240 No no no no, or like wake up sext it. 0:18:22.480 --> 0:18:24.560 You really get into the intestines at that point like 0:18:24.760 --> 0:18:30.200 oh my scary, Like I'm so scary. 0:18:30.600 --> 0:18:33.760 That's when you're really beating guts because that you were 0:18:34.440 --> 0:18:37.720 beating that never felt applicable to what I do. 0:18:41.200 --> 0:18:44.080 You are beating the fun out somebody's guts, so you 0:18:44.080 --> 0:18:46.000 know you can't you can't surprise somebody with that. You 0:18:46.040 --> 0:18:48.720 really have to plan that out, are you? Are you 0:18:48.800 --> 0:18:50.960 at all afraid that at some point down the line, 0:18:51.000 --> 0:18:54.080 your doctor's gonna sit you down and be like, Brandon, 0:18:54.119 --> 0:18:56.760 we've got some bad news. Your guts are beat to 0:18:56.840 --> 0:19:02.680 death from from that that twelve inches dick you to honor? 0:19:02.760 --> 0:19:05.600 I hope, I I want to bash for that. If 0:19:05.640 --> 0:19:07.600 if that happens, like I feel like wow, thanks. 0:19:07.960 --> 0:19:11.120 There's there's no technical term for this, but but there's 0:19:11.160 --> 0:19:15.400 bruises all over your guts from the beating. If it's 0:19:15.400 --> 0:19:17.600 a gay doctor and they be like congratulations. 0:19:19.520 --> 0:19:22.320 If my ship was a foot long, every time I 0:19:22.359 --> 0:19:25.000 completed with someone, I would put a notch in it 0:19:25.119 --> 0:19:25.920 like a bed bone. 0:19:31.840 --> 0:19:34.639 All right, I think we did enough to earn a break. 0:19:34.640 --> 0:19:36.400 We're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more 0:19:36.400 --> 0:19:38.640 Brandy Kaw good Man more. My mama told. 0:19:38.440 --> 0:19:57.879 Me, welcome back to my mama told me the podcast 0:19:57.920 --> 0:20:05.399 where we are today actually talk about dicks. 0:20:03.640 --> 0:20:06.160 The way that y'all are not acknowledging that drop. Damn, 0:20:06.160 --> 0:20:10.199 it is crazy to me. You're just going into your 0:20:10.280 --> 0:20:11.080 script like that. 0:20:12.119 --> 0:20:16.360 You know it was uh, you know, it's just it's 0:20:16.400 --> 0:20:17.359 just one of them drops. 0:20:17.920 --> 0:20:20.800 Oh my god, that was unhinged. I like it. 0:20:23.119 --> 0:20:26.200 But we are back, and yeah, we are talking about 0:20:26.560 --> 0:20:30.720 two black men have big old hanging hogs. 0:20:30.359 --> 0:20:34.080 Big old hanging hogs. Now, now, Brandon, you you've experienced 0:20:34.280 --> 0:20:37.960 a big old black dick. You've had the twelve venture, 0:20:38.600 --> 0:20:40.760 do you? And then this is a question, I guess 0:20:40.800 --> 0:20:44.159 I've always wanted to ask, what is the preferred size? 0:20:44.240 --> 0:20:46.520 Is there a preferred size? Where you're like that is 0:20:46.640 --> 0:20:49.280 exactly correct. Yes, I'm glad you're asking this. 0:20:49.320 --> 0:20:51.800 I'm like, it's funny because my publics is on here, 0:20:51.840 --> 0:20:54.080 and I'm like, I wonder if they're like listening to 0:20:54.119 --> 0:20:56.639 me talk about the dicks that I've taken and they're like, what, 0:20:56.720 --> 0:20:57.520 how are we going to spend this. 0:20:59.240 --> 0:21:03.040 I think I think you're spinning a chest, right, yeah, right, 0:21:03.080 --> 0:21:08.080 and spin grand. This is the book. This is it. 0:21:09.480 --> 0:21:10.720 We've got the follow up. 0:21:11.160 --> 0:21:13.840 One hundred and seventyix pages about me writing twelve inch sticks. 0:21:14.640 --> 0:21:17.359 Nine inches to me is like perfect eighteen it's like 0:21:17.400 --> 0:21:21.639 a perfect that's still pretty big for regular dicks. 0:21:21.880 --> 0:21:23.760 Yeah, that's just still a pretty you know. 0:21:23.840 --> 0:21:26.800 I would say that I like a big dick, So 0:21:26.920 --> 0:21:29.960 eight to nine is like the right, like if it's like, 0:21:30.040 --> 0:21:32.680 oh it's big, and also like, uh, it's not too 0:21:32.800 --> 0:21:36.280 much work for me personally. Not to brag, but that's 0:21:36.320 --> 0:21:38.840 that's my that's my jam. Like eight to nine. 0:21:39.480 --> 0:21:42.680 I love that for you. That's good for you, that 0:21:42.680 --> 0:21:44.320 that's that you even have that choice. 0:21:44.560 --> 0:21:47.800 Yeah, like that you because we have no choice. 0:21:48.200 --> 0:21:54.480 I can't be like, oh, seven to fifteen centimeters, there's 0:21:54.560 --> 0:21:58.080 no we don't get to talk about that. You don't 0:21:58.080 --> 0:22:00.000 get to you just get to say, oh, you can 0:22:00.119 --> 0:22:02.320 say is like it was great or I didn't like 0:22:02.359 --> 0:22:02.960 it that much. 0:22:03.280 --> 0:22:06.840 I want to point out I want to point out that, 0:22:07.000 --> 0:22:12.359 uh that ten centimeters is full dilation for a woman 0:22:12.400 --> 0:22:17.280 in labor, So seven to fifteen, seven to fifteen for 0:22:17.359 --> 0:22:21.480 a woman just walking around is maybe the loosest pussy 0:22:21.520 --> 0:22:22.440 in all of history. 0:22:22.600 --> 0:22:24.520 Oh so now you're shaming people. 0:22:24.680 --> 0:22:29.560 Okay, I don't know. It was that kind of fucking podcast. 0:22:30.400 --> 0:22:31.240 I apologize. 0:22:31.640 --> 0:22:34.280 You're out there and you're goose. I'm on your side. 0:22:36.160 --> 0:22:38.040 I think tight lood. 0:22:38.640 --> 0:22:41.720 Yeah, it's it's like pizza, man, It's all pretty good. 0:22:42.200 --> 0:22:45.520 Yeah. I feel like I mean, like, have y'all had 0:22:45.560 --> 0:22:47.919 amlesex Like penetrated name. 0:22:47.880 --> 0:22:48.480