Speaker 1: I feel like if I had, if I was walking
Speaker 1: around naked, I would have to have some weird kind
Speaker 1: of except like not a belly chain per se. But
Speaker 1: I feel like I would have to have I don't
Speaker 1: think I could. I mean I could just be naked.
Speaker 1: I'd have to have like a like a new hat or.
Speaker 2: I love the idea of you being fully naked except
Speaker 2: for a thick Gucci bell you don't wear. You just
Speaker 2: wear a gorgeous Gucci belle.
Speaker 1: I'm just going I don't think it would be like
Speaker 1: I need some garnish on the plate, like I'm not
Speaker 1: just gonna have to stay.
Speaker 2: Doesn't chips in your kala bears are racist?
Speaker 3: Money, She's tardy.
Speaker 1: Stuff can't tell me?
Speaker 2: Bang bang bang skeek skeek skeet. There it is, there
Speaker 2: it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another another phenomenal
Speaker 2: episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 1: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of
Speaker 1: black conspiracy.
Speaker 4: Theio, and we finally worked to prove that Tay Diggs
Speaker 4: may be, in fact, the only man in history to
Speaker 4: work his way back from the title of Oreo. They
Speaker 4: were shaman te they were shaman ting, They told him
Speaker 4: all he did was service the white devil.
Speaker 2: But look at him now.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna talk shit because T Diggs used to
Speaker 1: follow me on Twitter.
Speaker 5: We're very close.
Speaker 2: T Diggs. They called him all the mean words you
Speaker 2: can call a black man, and now look at him.
Speaker 2: He's the funniest man on the internet. And he got
Speaker 2: a bad bitch on his arm and sures you fuck
Speaker 2: little Fizz. But that's none of our business.
Speaker 5: That doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: That ain't got nothing to do with nothing. Come on,
Speaker 2: I'm and yes, and little Fizz is a cutie pie.
Speaker 1: But he's like You're like, he's like that cute. Well,
Speaker 1: he's never gonna look like a man. And I'm David forty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: little Fizz is always gonna look like the coolest dude
Speaker 1: in the eleventh grade.
Speaker 2: That's that's that makes sense to me. Yeah, he's got you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's got big. When I graduate, I'm gonna do this
Speaker 2: and yeah, yeah, like you.
Speaker 5: Heard, he might go D two, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: He's probably going to a Juco and it's gonna get
Speaker 2: sort of stuck in that transition.
Speaker 5: Yeah, then he just ends up working for Costco Corporate.
Speaker 2: But you know, he's got just a fine life for
Speaker 2: Little Fizz, but it's not what he's dreamt of.
Speaker 1: No, did he think he was gonna live in Tulsa forever?
Speaker 1: But that's how that's where it took.
Speaker 2: All right, we can't we can't talk Little Fizz forever.
Speaker 2: I don't know how a conspiracy about Tay Diggs ended
Speaker 2: up being a Little Fizz conversation, but that's the mastery
Speaker 2: of this podcast. I'd say our guests today, I'm very
Speaker 2: excited that they're here. Been a part of so much
Speaker 2: cool shit, specifically Big Mouth on Netflix, very responsible for
Speaker 2: all the great work over there, human resources also responsible.
Speaker 2: Brilliant writer, thinker, talker, motherfucker give it up for our guests,
Speaker 2: Brandan Kyle good Man. Ain't nobody got time for that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm just quicking go on. I like that intro that Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: hell yeah, How you doing? I'm good? How you doing?
Speaker 2: We're chilling?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Any thoughts on Little Fizz and what he brings to
Speaker 2: the table or Ty Diggs either either one really all
Speaker 2: be two k that's the gay one. No, Little Fizz
Speaker 2: is the maybe two straight one. He's he's the rapper,
Speaker 2: the lights and rapper in the group.
Speaker 5: Omar lady.
Speaker 2: He is now Diggs lover. God see I was. I
Speaker 2: haven't kept up with my T Digs since. And that's
Speaker 2: that's your fault. We're not that we didn't do that
Speaker 2: to you. You had the chance, you know. I love
Speaker 2: but I love it good Ta Digs. I saw him
Speaker 2: on Headwick and The Angry Inch. That was the last
Speaker 2: time I saw, which was he was.
Speaker 1: Incredibly accomplished Broadway actor. Don't do that to come on
Speaker 1: and then you can go to Broadway.
Speaker 2: Yes, and best Man is getting a TV series. Listen,
Speaker 2: I'm a big fan. I'm saying the world had turned
Speaker 2: on him. Uh not. Ain't nothing wrong with that? Well, well,
Speaker 2: we we can't bullshit any longer. We we have a
Speaker 2: wonderful conspiracy theory that you came to us today with.
Speaker 2: And I will say this has been a conspiracy theory
Speaker 2: that sort of has just been sitting there for a
Speaker 2: while and nobody's touched it. Literally, no one has brought
Speaker 2: it up now. It's not even one that we've I
Speaker 2: think broached in any kind of way. And it's a
Speaker 2: very simple one. You said, my mama told me black
Speaker 2: men have big dicks.
Speaker 1: You want to ford the.
Speaker 2: Pog Yeah, I love being here. This is great, it's great, chaotic,
Speaker 2: whatever you want to call that, love it, We'll take it.
Speaker 2: Tell me more, tell us more about this this black
Speaker 2: man and their big their big penises.
Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like everyone knows that as a
Speaker 3: as a theory, that the ideas that black men have
Speaker 3: like nine inch dicks or above.
Speaker 2: And then it is on the small side. Okay, you
Speaker 2: know you have put a number on.
Speaker 3: So if you are under nine inches and you know
Speaker 3: you're not black if you don't have a nine inch dick.
Speaker 2: It's really what I'm trying to say. I want to
Speaker 2: I want to start some controversy here, but.
Speaker 5: I feel like, is it possible to be double black?
Speaker 5: Then asking.
Speaker 2: Ship David, well, it looks like I'm still half black.
Speaker 2: All right, we got a double black and I have black.
Speaker 2: I love it. Yeah, I mean you know that's the thing.
Speaker 2: And then and then, as you know, I feel like
Speaker 2: you hear that theory really young, like when people start
Speaker 2: talking about dick's at like fourteen fifteen, you start hearing that,
Speaker 2: and then you start measuring your dick to make sure
Speaker 2: that you're actually full black.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then you're like, do I go balls? Do
Speaker 5: I do do I pin the balls back and go.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, sure. There's a lot of strategies to make
Speaker 2: up all.
Speaker 1: So if you were like me, you're a chubby kid,
Speaker 1: you got a little bit you can push back.
Speaker 5: I call it the reserves.
Speaker 2: Well, what do y'all think? Where do you measure from?
Speaker 2: Do you measure from the balls? You measure from? Like
Speaker 2: the where where would you measure your penis from?
Speaker 5: I measured penetrable inches.
Speaker 2: WHOA, that's respectful. I like that answer. That's that's a
Speaker 2: great answer. I will say that. And I don't mean
Speaker 2: to jump jump the gun here, but in my research,
Speaker 2: I actually read about the the technical way in which
Speaker 2: researchers measure, and it's from the top where the pelvic
Speaker 2: bones sort of starts above the penis that you're allowed
Speaker 2: to measure. You're not allowed to Yeah, you're not allowed
Speaker 2: to measure from the side nor underneath, because you're going
Speaker 2: to gain to your point some some impenetrable inches and
Speaker 2: or at least like a boost from the side and underneath.
Speaker 2: We'll see. Now I'm having an identity Crisis's not going
Speaker 2: to measure because you've been you've been cooking your books
Speaker 2: for a while. Somebody's been juicing, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Damn y'all, y'all blowing up my whole my whole sense
Speaker 2: of self. Okay, great.
Speaker 5: I think this whole topic has needed to be broached
Speaker 5: for a long time.
Speaker 2: Though it's been it's been necessary. It's a lot of pressure. No,
Speaker 2: like it feels like to live.
Speaker 1: Under this, as you know, Langston's to be very dark
Speaker 1: skinned and live under this. It's like you gotta have waves,
Speaker 1: and you gotta have a big old dick, damn, And
Speaker 1: that's what you do. And you look great and gold
Speaker 1: and green and yellow, yellow and yellow, and you look
Speaker 1: at my old yellow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know that. I I've what you're describing
Speaker 2: does not feel like the anxiety that I necessarily had
Speaker 2: to grow up under. And I acknowledge that you never
Speaker 2: felt like you would never felt big dick anxiety. Oh No,
Speaker 2: I had massive, big dick anxiety. I'm saying that none
Speaker 2: of it felt like I was. It didn't feel like
Speaker 2: I would be like laughed out of the building if
Speaker 2: I didn't have the biggest dick. Do you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying? And what you're describing feels like it's not
Speaker 2: just have a healthy sized penis, it's have a penis
Speaker 2: worth talking about, and or you are less black than
Speaker 2: you appear, yes, for sure, which is porn culture too, right.
Speaker 2: I mean like a lot of us as young adults
Speaker 2: would also as grown adults, yet our idea of what
Speaker 2: sexism and.
Speaker 3: What body should look like from porn culture. I mean,
Speaker 3: I think it's what women are currently in the state unpacking. Right,
Speaker 3: like that the male.
Speaker 2: Gaze has had an idea of what women look like
Speaker 2: and look like during sex, and it's all from porn.
Speaker 2: And so the same thing is true for ethnic groups.
Speaker 2: It's like the idea of what an Asian man or
Speaker 2: an Asian woman looks like, what a Black man looks like,
Speaker 2: it's all from porn. It's all like fetish and not real.
Speaker 2: I mean, those dicks are real, but like the pressure
Speaker 2: that the entire community has.
Speaker 1: Some of them, some of them, I don't know they
Speaker 1: have been injected. Yes, yeah, Sometimes you're like, whoa, hey.
Speaker 5: Brother, it's new.
Speaker 2: You can't I will say, I will say, there's every
Speaker 2: and maybe y'all have experienced this. Every once in a while,
Speaker 2: you bump into a porn where it's just a man
Speaker 2: with a regular sized penis, and a part of me
Speaker 2: is like, hell, yeah, let's go, let's go.
Speaker 6: Book Mark, look at him doing it.
Speaker 2: He's just like, yes, yes, looks normal to me.
Speaker 5: No, that I think that this one though, this we
Speaker 5: do all.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's any black men who have never
Speaker 1: come into situations where that was what it was expected.
Speaker 5: Right, we all live under this.
Speaker 2: Umbrella, right, Yeah, No, I think I think this is
Speaker 2: it's a it's a very universal pressure I think placed
Speaker 2: on black men, especially about their penis size, in a
Speaker 2: way that maybe you all have experienced this. White guys
Speaker 2: can openly joke about their penis being inadequate or or
Speaker 2: not big, and it sort of becomes like an easy
Speaker 2: punchline that they don't ever have to run from.
Speaker 1: So they're always saying, yeah, that's the thing, I can't
Speaker 1: dance like a little dog.
Speaker 2: Just like that.
Speaker 3: Well, I as a question, I grew up going to
Speaker 3: a lot of pwi's predominantly white institutions, and so I
Speaker 3: felt that pressure, especially about dick size. But we're either
Speaker 3: of you around mostly like grew up in mostly black
Speaker 3: high schools or black schools.
Speaker 2: Was the pressure the same?
Speaker 1: No. I moved to the country when I was fourteen
Speaker 1: year not the country of America. No, Like I move
Speaker 1: to a rural area, yeah, no, Liker, rural area. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when I was kind of you know, just off the
Speaker 1: porch if you will.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all.
Speaker 1: That's all that is every and especially when you're a kid,
Speaker 1: because you have no like yeah, the point is, yeah.
Speaker 5: That's all those little those little trollops wanted.
Speaker 2: M damn my high school. No, that was the correct
Speaker 2: way to behave inside of this podcast, we don't apologize
Speaker 2: to anybody for anything we do. I grew up in
Speaker 2: a neighborhood that was weirdly like mixed, like not not.
Speaker 2: It was probably predominantly white, but not in a way
Speaker 2: that was like, oh ship, we're like one of few.
Speaker 2: So we had like a nice mixture. And that meant
Speaker 2: that I don't necessarily know that I felt any special
Speaker 2: pressure from a white community versus a black community. It
Speaker 2: kind of felt like just whoever you were trying to
Speaker 2: fuck meant you didn't want that anxiety spreading, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like we all knew the same shit.
Speaker 2: I just wonder if like he went to like a
Speaker 2: southern black church, if like you felt the same pressure
Speaker 2: that your dick had to be big or in the
Speaker 2: Black Church, we like there was a grounding reality of like, nah,
Speaker 2: like you know, dick's coming off side. Yeah, the preachers like,
Speaker 2: hey five and a half, ain't that.
Speaker 5: As long as your money's green, you're good over here.
Speaker 2: As long as you tied that ten percent, We don't care, right, Hey,
Speaker 2: one small ones wants to climb on rocks. Hey, God
Speaker 2: took ten percent off me from the top. You know,
Speaker 2: we'll get it back and you will get it back
Speaker 2: and get it And that's that's what the Jehovah's witnesses
Speaker 2: are talking about.
Speaker 1: That knock on doors, it's really a tax, faith tax.
Speaker 1: They take a faith bax right off the tip.
Speaker 2: Brother, do you believe or not? God's gonna give you
Speaker 2: that dick back. God's gonna give me that dick bag. Yes,
Speaker 2: you heard the good news.
Speaker 5: God is gonna give you the rest of you.
Speaker 2: Don't give you that dick back. Okay. We we have
Speaker 2: gone a while now and we haven't made much progress
Speaker 2: in terms of understanding this conspiracy for yourself, Brandon, tell
Speaker 2: me do you personally believe in this conspiracy? How much
Speaker 2: or how much are you bought it? Well, so, the
Speaker 2: thing that I like, I'm I'm I'm a homosexual. So
Speaker 2: I gratulation research and I've done some data and yeah,
Speaker 2: some dick research, some honatomy as we call it. So
Speaker 2: what I fully know is uh that that is not
Speaker 2: true that that black dicks come many sizes and there
Speaker 2: some that are you know, really really quite large and some.
Speaker 5: That are.
Speaker 2: Some that are very tiny. And to me, the biggest
Speaker 2: thing that I have learned is it's how you use it.
Speaker 2: You know, like which you hear motion in the ocean,
Speaker 2: but you're like, nah, I still want to tenis this?
Speaker 2: But as an adult at thirty five, I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: it really is more about how you use it. Because
Speaker 2: there are people who have twelve inch sticks and are
Speaker 2: it's a weapon, and.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what else would you do? You have to rob
Speaker 5: the pharmacy with that?
Speaker 2: What are you just gonna You're just gonna pick up
Speaker 2: your medication and buy candy corn. No, you're gonna hurt people.
Speaker 1: If you go so far as to say a twelve
Speaker 1: inch stick is a burden. Yeah, it is someone with
Speaker 1: an eleven and a half inch stick.
Speaker 2: I can that's the way you want to stop? Yeah,
Speaker 2: what did.
Speaker 1: If they say any more than two hundred and forty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars a year and it doesn't feel any different.
Speaker 1: That's the same with penis, Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see that.
Speaker 3: That's all you have to go to porn right because
Speaker 3: like regular freak, I ain't trying to deal with that
Speaker 3: every day.
Speaker 5: Freak you are. You are a fucking weirdo. You get
Speaker 5: out of yere.
Speaker 2: Shad with big dicks. That's good energy.
Speaker 1: I've been trying to do it for years. Because here's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You don't have a twelve inch penis.
Speaker 1: It might have been too big before.
Speaker 5: So extrapolate that by however, many twelve is.
Speaker 2: Crazy, dog, that's crazy. Twelve twelve is a burden. I
Speaker 2: don't think much. I don't think that that's even at
Speaker 2: least in talking to too many of my female friends.
Speaker 2: It never seems to be the desire, like it's a
Speaker 2: desire to see it. I think we all want to
Speaker 2: see the motherfucker, but nobody wants that inside of them.
Speaker 2: I have had it, like we can do this. This
Speaker 2: is really interesting. I've had a twelve inch dick inside
Speaker 2: me once and whoa, Yeah, I'm a brag about that
Speaker 2: because that you know, that took a lot of breathing,
Speaker 2: a lot of douche, and a lot of praying and
Speaker 2: it was great. But it's one of those things where
Speaker 2: you're like, that's a that's a vacation dick. You know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. That's not like that. I want to
Speaker 2: be with every I don't want to marry that dick.
Speaker 5: You know, I don't want to ride a roller coaster
Speaker 5: after work on two No.
Speaker 3: No, Yeah, Yeah, that's that's like, which is why I
Speaker 3: said twelve inch chick is a porn dick. That's like
Speaker 3: that's something you're like, Oh, I'm an I'm gonna look
Speaker 3: at that. I'm gonna see it one time, but I'm
Speaker 3: not I'm not trying to. Yeah, you know how you
Speaker 3: know how Kumel got buff.
Speaker 2: And like uh and like then we found out how
Speaker 2: he did it and it's like, oh, he hasn't had
Speaker 2: an almond for like two years, and it's like that's
Speaker 2: that's what that seems like, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: where it's like you gotta really be down to put
Speaker 2: in the work every single day to experience that that
Speaker 2: level of buughness and big dick.
Speaker 1: You would have to be an event like you couldn't
Speaker 1: just like lazy right before we go to bed seting.
Speaker 2: No no no no, or like wake up sext it.
Speaker 2: You really get into the intestines at that point like
Speaker 2: oh my scary, Like I'm so scary.
Speaker 1: That's when you're really beating guts because that you were
Speaker 1: beating that never felt applicable to what I do.
Speaker 2: You are beating the fun out somebody's guts, so you
Speaker 2: know you can't you can't surprise somebody with that. You
Speaker 2: really have to plan that out, are you? Are you
Speaker 2: at all afraid that at some point down the line,
Speaker 2: your doctor's gonna sit you down and be like, Brandon,
Speaker 2: we've got some bad news. Your guts are beat to
Speaker 2: death from from that that twelve inches dick you to honor?
Speaker 3: I hope, I I want to bash for that. If
Speaker 3: if that happens, like I feel like wow, thanks.
Speaker 2: There's there's no technical term for this, but but there's
Speaker 2: bruises all over your guts from the beating. If it's
Speaker 2: a gay doctor and they be like congratulations.
Speaker 1: If my ship was a foot long, every time I
Speaker 1: completed with someone, I would put a notch in it
Speaker 1: like a bed bone.
Speaker 2: All right, I think we did enough to earn a break.
Speaker 2: We're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more
Speaker 2: Brandy Kaw good Man more. My mama told.
Speaker 1: Me, welcome back to my mama told me the podcast
Speaker 1: where we are today actually talk about dicks.
Speaker 2: The way that y'all are not acknowledging that drop. Damn,
Speaker 2: it is crazy to me. You're just going into your
Speaker 2: script like that.
Speaker 5: You know it was uh, you know, it's just it's
Speaker 5: just one of them drops.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was unhinged. I like it.
Speaker 1: But we are back, and yeah, we are talking about
Speaker 1: two black men have big old hanging hogs.
Speaker 2: Big old hanging hogs. Now, now, Brandon, you you've experienced
Speaker 2: a big old black dick. You've had the twelve venture,
Speaker 2: do you? And then this is a question, I guess
Speaker 2: I've always wanted to ask, what is the preferred size?
Speaker 2: Is there a preferred size? Where you're like that is
Speaker 2: exactly correct. Yes, I'm glad you're asking this.
Speaker 3: I'm like, it's funny because my publics is on here,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I wonder if they're like listening to
Speaker 3: me talk about the dicks that I've taken and they're like, what,
Speaker 3: how are we going to spend this.
Speaker 2: I think I think you're spinning a chest, right, yeah, right,
Speaker 2: and spin grand. This is the book. This is it.
Speaker 2: We've got the follow up.
Speaker 3: One hundred and seventyix pages about me writing twelve inch sticks.
Speaker 3: Nine inches to me is like perfect eighteen it's like
Speaker 3: a perfect that's still pretty big for regular dicks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just still a pretty you know.
Speaker 3: I would say that I like a big dick, So
Speaker 3: eight to nine is like the right, like if it's like,
Speaker 3: oh it's big, and also like, uh, it's not too
Speaker 3: much work for me personally. Not to brag, but that's
Speaker 3: that's my that's my jam. Like eight to nine.
Speaker 2: I love that for you. That's good for you, that
Speaker 2: that's that you even have that choice.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like that you because we have no choice.
Speaker 1: I can't be like, oh, seven to fifteen centimeters, there's
Speaker 1: no we don't get to talk about that. You don't
Speaker 1: get to you just get to say, oh, you can
Speaker 1: say is like it was great or I didn't like
Speaker 1: it that much.
Speaker 2: I want to point out I want to point out that,
Speaker 2: uh that ten centimeters is full dilation for a woman
Speaker 2: in labor, So seven to fifteen, seven to fifteen for
Speaker 2: a woman just walking around is maybe the loosest pussy
Speaker 2: in all of history.
Speaker 5: Oh so now you're shaming people.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know. It was that kind of fucking podcast.
Speaker 2: I apologize.
Speaker 5: You're out there and you're goose. I'm on your side.
Speaker 2: I think tight lood.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's like pizza, man, It's all pretty good.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like I mean, like, have y'all had
Speaker 2: amlesex Like penetrated name.
Speaker 5: In my butt?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, no, no I know not you're no. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but like have you fucked somebody's ass?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's too much of it to do for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I don't care for it. It's it's
Speaker 2: not it's not my jam.
Speaker 5: It's just a lot of it's just like a lot
Speaker 5: of like I'm not that patient.
Speaker 2: Got it, got it, got it? Yes, you do have
Speaker 2: to be patient.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but maybe I always wonder maybe had it has it?
Speaker 1: Maybe if it was somebody who did it more often,
Speaker 1: it would be like more of a get to it.
Speaker 5: But every time I've done it's really like a production.
Speaker 2: How long does it take?
Speaker 5: Usually?
Speaker 2: I'm so fascinated about this, Like.
Speaker 1: An extra couple of minutes of just like really though,
Speaker 1: like heading and then a.
Speaker 5: Little bit.
Speaker 2: And then a little bit.
Speaker 1: More and started you know what, so it's like this,
Speaker 1: It's like it's like a little bit and then used
Speaker 1: to that, and then used to that this is great
Speaker 1: for an audio medium.
Speaker 2: Well, I think we can explain it, David was.
Speaker 5: Because my mom does listen to this.
Speaker 2: I think I think this won't be the thing that
Speaker 2: jumps her off board with This conversation.
Speaker 5: Is very open.
Speaker 3: So I've never I've never vagina, so when I fucking
Speaker 3: asked whole that is generally how it works. Always yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: you're doing me wrong.
Speaker 5: It can be like that for a vagina though.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yes, vaginas aren't always as blossomed as as
Speaker 2: you would love them to be and or ready for
Speaker 2: whatever is that ready feels like a bad word, feel wild,
Speaker 2: I don't love. I didn't have to tune it tag
Speaker 2: in on this. I could have just left the conversation
Speaker 2: of the research started, all right. I did do some
Speaker 2: research on this, Okay, Okay, No, what I'm saying is
Speaker 2: sometimes vaginas are not as warmed up as they need
Speaker 2: to be, and the US it takes longer to enter.
Speaker 2: That is that the conversation. Are y'all part of the
Speaker 2: warming up of the vagina? For sure?
Speaker 5: Oh? I eat everything on my plate.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's what'd be like to hear never, never, never,
Speaker 2: not attempted to warm that thing up. I've failed a
Speaker 2: few times. How long do you warm it up for you?
Speaker 5: Outside of time?
Speaker 2: Outside of time?
Speaker 5: I will. I grew up. I grew up with a
Speaker 5: weird body. You gotta make up for it. I I
Speaker 5: don't give a ship, bro, you can go for a
Speaker 5: long long whatever.
Speaker 2: I never checked my watch. Now, whatever do you? Is that?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 3: I want to ask because I feel like so often
Speaker 3: that is not how straight men respond to this question.
Speaker 3: So like, was that something you learned from from your community,
Speaker 3: from other Like how did y'all get so in tune
Speaker 3: and sensitive to?
Speaker 1: Like? No?
Speaker 2: Oh, I gotta eat this for a while and take
Speaker 2: care of it.
Speaker 1: I think I'm just a person who's eager to please
Speaker 1: in general. Yeah, I think it's I think it's a
Speaker 1: personality trait looking for validation.
Speaker 2: Probably I was about to say, I I similarly seek
Speaker 2: affirmation in a way that is probably poisonous to but
Speaker 2: also great for eating pussy. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: It's yeah, because I do know that's not the thing.
Speaker 1: I know a lot of people who don't even do it,
Speaker 1: which seems like, then you do you even like pussy? Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, anytime, anytime I've talked to a man who has
Speaker 2: said some ship like that, be like, weird ass, nigga,
Speaker 2: what's wrong with you? Come on, dog, that's it's dope
Speaker 2: down there. Pussy. Oh, that's a that's a learn learn
Speaker 2: on the fly for your boy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the first time was probably bad.
Speaker 2: The first time is bad.
Speaker 1: Well, now you get older and then you've yeah, you've
Speaker 1: met a lot of women who have you know, slow
Speaker 1: down or don't like this or whatever. So like it's
Speaker 1: definitely time on task and like listening to partners. But
Speaker 1: at the beginning, I was just go. I just was like, right,
Speaker 1: have you ever seen the Tasmanian Devil? I was like,
Speaker 1: if I could take an aspect of that incorporated into
Speaker 1: my game.
Speaker 2: It's a weird thing. And I'm not sure if this
Speaker 2: is true for for the gay community, but certainly in
Speaker 2: the straight community it's a weird thing where we are
Speaker 2: not often afforded the option to not know what we're doing,
Speaker 2: and so you you kind of gotta you gotta show
Speaker 2: up like your fucking Tom Cruise and Top Gun, even
Speaker 2: if you're you're one of them other ones in Top
Speaker 2: Gun that died. You know what I mean? Like you
Speaker 2: gotta really be be ready to do whatever and not
Speaker 2: not doubt yourself, right right, right right?
Speaker 5: Well wait, who taught you how to do you suck dick?
Speaker 5: That's the first question?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you to suck dick? Specifically, Yes, a friend of
Speaker 3: mine named Michael. Damn, damn, that's nice, Michaels. It was
Speaker 3: a white boy, Michaels know how to suck dick.
Speaker 2: We met my Yes, if you want to get topped
Speaker 2: off or you need a cork, go see Michael. It
Speaker 2: was like freshman year of college.
Speaker 3: He taught me which now people follow me called the
Speaker 3: bkg y the Brandon yawn because it's all about yawning
Speaker 3: so you can open up the back of your throat.
Speaker 3: If you're a singer, you know this like opening your
Speaker 3: your soft palad I think, so you can get more
Speaker 3: of the dick in.
Speaker 5: I think the community service this should maybe be the clip.
Speaker 2: Honestly, this was super informative and not in a way
Speaker 2: that I can offer anything, but boy, do I feel
Speaker 2: wiser than I I started today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you if people have problems like gagging on dicks,
Speaker 3: it's because you're you're blocking your throat, so you have
Speaker 3: to yawn open.
Speaker 5: It's almost like that you're blocking your blessing.
Speaker 3: You're blocking say that to your name, but you're blocking
Speaker 3: your bless it.
Speaker 2: Open that throat. That's a different service than the one
Speaker 2: we started pastor Okay, we can't deleyt dally anymore. We've
Speaker 2: got to get into this research I did. I did
Speaker 2: do a fair amount of research on this subject, and
Speaker 2: there are surprisingly fewer studies about this conversation than one
Speaker 2: would expect. Part of the issue I think is the
Speaker 2: reporting and or the collecting of data. Right, how many
Speaker 2: people essentially are willing to have their penises measured and
Speaker 2: then documented for science? And then the alternative is if
Speaker 2: they're not willing self reporting, which objectively seems like flawed science. Right,
Speaker 2: you always want to add extra Come on, man, I can't.
Speaker 2: I couldn't possibly tell a professional.
Speaker 1: I'm going here and with your eyes this happens.
Speaker 2: This person has a briefcase. God damn it, they're gonna
Speaker 2: hear a little extra.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you were you're a scientist. You went to college.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm funny, I'm lying.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No. In fact, a study from the the Kinsey Institute
Speaker 2: in nineteen eighty nine found that all of the participants
Speaker 2: who initially claimed in EREC cock length of ten inches
Speaker 2: on lengthon they did not say cock. And that's listen,
Speaker 2: I am. I am one hundred percent telling you I
Speaker 2: don't use cock personally as a descriptor ever. It's not
Speaker 2: my thing. But this is the way that they awaited community. Like,
Speaker 2: I think so right.
Speaker 1: I've always I always thought it was smut, Like it's
Speaker 1: like people who were really into smut in general.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's like it's like filthy people.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like when you hear somebody say like twat and you're.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, yeah, you a British, why are you talking
Speaker 2: like that? Yeah? Good friend, Yeah gotcha. But they said
Speaker 2: those who claimed in a wreck penis length of ten
Speaker 2: inches or more turned out to have a considerably smaller length.
Speaker 2: What is considerably smaller? One participant, thank you for asking that.
Speaker 2: One participant even claimed to have an eleven inch dick,
Speaker 2: but it turned out to actually be six and a
Speaker 2: half inches. Found out you can't do six and a
Speaker 2: half to eleven. Okay, you could do eleven twelve, but
Speaker 2: that's double. Listen. Look, I've told people I can dunk before,
Speaker 2: and I know I can't. I've been there, big dog,
Speaker 2: I see your vision my mind. It's just crazy. You
Speaker 2: really doubled it.
Speaker 1: Nobody was gonna find out the dick study.
Speaker 2: He was like, Yeah, that's what's crazy. He really, he
Speaker 2: really bugged the fuck out. But but the point is
Speaker 2: that in general, it seems like lying on your own
Speaker 2: dick is a tendency. Also not for nothing. And this
Speaker 2: was me putting my conspiratorial head on. I think part
Speaker 2: of the reason that there are fewer studies here is
Speaker 2: because white scientists might be avoiding the study that that
Speaker 2: largely largely would would prove their fears to be true.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? Like, it's one thing
Speaker 2: to find out that your penis is smaller than another
Speaker 2: person's penis. It's another thing to do actual science work
Speaker 2: to find out that your penis is smaller than another
Speaker 2: man's pain.
Speaker 5: Now I have a theory. Go with me here.
Speaker 1: I'm listening ultimately, because like you've done the research you said,
Speaker 1: it's across the board.
Speaker 5: I think white.
Speaker 1: Men actually have an easier time living under the fallacy
Speaker 1: that they have smaller dicks, because then if you just
Speaker 1: have normal.
Speaker 2: You're amazing, You're excited, you understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: It's easier for them.
Speaker 1: Once again, ship rolls downhill and we have to carry
Speaker 1: the burden of this big.
Speaker 5: Fucking bark.
Speaker 1: Know nothing about that.
Speaker 2: Come on down. That's true.
Speaker 3: If a white guy pulls out a nine inch dick,
Speaker 3: you're like, oh my god, if okay, well that's what
Speaker 3: I wanted to be.
Speaker 5: And they're both above average.
Speaker 1: They so they we have to be normal to be
Speaker 1: that's we have to be twice as good as they do.
Speaker 2: Damn Obama was right.
Speaker 1: Come on, Dad said to him, we gotta be twice
Speaker 1: twice as hard to get half the rewards, twice the
Speaker 1: di and all your dudes online posting these big ass
Speaker 1: two foot black dicks.
Speaker 5: You're not helping us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're you're hurting the community. Twitter. Please just said
Speaker 2: it to the d M post everyone.
Speaker 1: Normal dicks rise. We need a normal dick and porn
Speaker 1: for black men.
Speaker 2: Move. Come on, a little fizz. If you're listening and
Speaker 2: using him while you got a normal dick, pull it out.
Speaker 2: Let everybody see it, stand up, stand up for us.
Speaker 2: Come on, now, that said, I did find a study
Speaker 2: that supports there being some legitimacy. Brandon, this is actually
Speaker 2: jetting a little bit against what you're saying. But there
Speaker 2: seems to be some reporting that at least supports the
Speaker 2: legitimacy of the claim that there is there are racial
Speaker 2: designations in terms of size. A twenty thirteen paper published
Speaker 2: in the Journal of Personality and Individual Differences, you know
Speaker 2: that one that we all read. Researchers reviewed penis size
Speaker 2: reported from one hundred and thirteen countries, and what they
Speaker 2: found was that men of African descent tended to report
Speaker 2: the longest penises, on average, around six point three three inches.
Speaker 5: I've heard, and this might be somebody would dreads told
Speaker 5: me this, So.
Speaker 2: I'm not he said, grammarizing, and then and then what
Speaker 2: did he say after that?
Speaker 5: I have heard that it's not a race thing.
Speaker 1: It is a climate thing because places with warmer climates,
Speaker 1: the body, like the extremities are free to flow longer,
Speaker 1: but in colder climates it ensureds you well to be constricted. Wow, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's just what I've heard.
Speaker 2: Now, now this would I think possibly disagree with that
Speaker 2: where you know, black black men were coming in at
Speaker 2: six point three three inches, while people of East Asian
Speaker 2: descent were averaging around four point three one inches, and
Speaker 2: most Europeans tended to fall somewhere near five point seventy
Speaker 2: one inches in this study. Hmmm.
Speaker 1: And I've always wondered about the other side of the coin,
Speaker 1: which is obviously Asian men. Ent Okay, here's the question, Brandon,
Speaker 1: because I haven't done the research on this.
Speaker 5: Have you seen a huge Asian one?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Huge? See there we go, all.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that's why I'm like, yeah, that's why.
Speaker 3: That's why I said, like even there, there might be
Speaker 3: something to the studies of like like majority of black
Speaker 3: people have bigger dicks, but it's not across the board,
Speaker 3: and I think that's what anyways, Like, I mean, I've
Speaker 3: seen some white guys with like massive dicks.
Speaker 2: You're just like, how.
Speaker 3: The same with whenever you see a white person with
Speaker 3: like a fat ass, You're like, oh my god, like
Speaker 3: how did you that?
Speaker 2: It's you know, it's not it's not a one to one,
Speaker 2: it's not a complete rule. Yeah, it's like saying a
Speaker 2: nor wall, what's that.
Speaker 5: With the horn on it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that whale with the horn. It's like, as
Speaker 2: soon as I said it, I felt like either this
Speaker 2: is gonna kill or these niggas don't know normal.
Speaker 5: But it's like real, it's not like a mythical.
Speaker 2: No, it's not mythical at all. I though we're talking
Speaker 2: about the one from ELF. No, that's the same thing,
Speaker 2: but that is a real And yeah, oh I know that.
Speaker 2: See we all learned something today. Yeah, look at that.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 2: It's worth noting that the information that I told you
Speaker 2: is from a self report, right, That obviously makes the
Speaker 2: information a little rocky. But part of what they argue
Speaker 2: with this is that a different research study published in
Speaker 2: the and I can't believe this is a real place,
Speaker 2: the International Journal of Impotence Research, in which the measurements
Speaker 2: were performed by trained researchers. This wasn't a self report.
Speaker 2: These were researchers measuring penises. And this study, which was
Speaker 2: taken in Brazil, involved six hundred and twenty seven men
Speaker 2: ages eighteen to eighty six, and they found that black
Speaker 2: participants had an average penis size of about six and
Speaker 2: a half inches, while white participants had an average penis
Speaker 2: size at about six point two two inches. So just
Speaker 2: shy of the black penises. Interesting.
Speaker 5: I don't know what to make of that, because Brazilian
Speaker 5: it's all crazy down there.
Speaker 2: And that's part of what they say with the shit,
Speaker 2: is that like, while this does sort of affirm the
Speaker 2: original shit, it also is specifically in Brazil, they're also
Speaker 2: only factoring for white and black people, and they they
Speaker 2: aren't considering any of the other races. And if it's
Speaker 2: all in Brazil, maybe Brazil they just got big old dicks,
Speaker 2: and they do in other places.
Speaker 1: And they're super racially mixed, right, that's why they're so beautiful, right,
Speaker 1: because it's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not as clearly I think defined in terms
Speaker 2: of black and white the way that our shit is. Right, Yeah, Brandy,
Speaker 2: you you had a I think an important question here.
Speaker 2: I was wondering, like, where where did the kind of
Speaker 2: obsession with or the importance and dick size come from?
Speaker 2: I mean maybe.
Speaker 1: I think it's the white men. You don't see a
Speaker 1: lot of black cook holds, is what I'm saying. Yet yet, fair, fair,
Speaker 1: that's true, that's true equality when we start being into holding.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and then there's like a video for white guys,
Speaker 1: it's like breeder.
Speaker 2: I do think I do think to some extent, and
Speaker 2: this feels like the easy answer, but I think it's
Speaker 2: very true. It's patriarchal, right, that like, it's a form
Speaker 2: of us creating power and or reducing power from another
Speaker 2: individual as a way of essentially, you know, being able
Speaker 2: to own more property in people and stuff. It's not
Speaker 2: it's not without its own weaponized intension. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean I think that that is the smart, real answer.
Speaker 5: I'm going.
Speaker 2: Color comments, Harry.
Speaker 1: Baby.
Speaker 2: One of the things that I actually stumbled upon in
Speaker 2: this that I did not expect to find was information
Speaker 2: about the differences between gay and straight dicks.
Speaker 5: That's a that ended.
Speaker 2: Up somehow becoming part of the research that I bumped into,
Speaker 2: and in fact, in nineteen ninety nine, researchers in the
Speaker 2: US found that gay men are likely to have an
Speaker 2: average dick size of six point three two inches when erect,
Speaker 2: compared to five point nine to nine inches in straight man. Likewise,
Speaker 2: gay men were found to have penises at the average
Speaker 2: zero point one five inches larger in circumference. WHOA damn. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so y'all that mean good for you, Brandon, that's baby,
Speaker 2: you know, so this is great for me.
Speaker 5: I can't even understand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the demographic of the gate Like, do they
Speaker 2: like they oh my god, like are there is it
Speaker 2: a melting pot of different ethnic backgrounds of these gays
Speaker 2: or it's just like these are some some gays over
Speaker 2: here and some Hey, dog, the research happened in nineteen
Speaker 2: ninety nine. You know, damn well, this wasn't a warm
Speaker 2: melting pot of anything. This is right. This is six
Speaker 2: white dudes that they pulled off the street.
Speaker 1: That's still that that that raises all kinds of questions,
Speaker 1: because then maybe you're your research is a little off
Speaker 1: because you've been out here in the valley of the
Speaker 1: huge dicks. These poor straight ladies. They're over man, fuck
Speaker 1: they're over here, fucking play with these little.
Speaker 2: Ones, right, they're over here, fucking five eight you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? You know, five eight claiming five to
Speaker 2: eleven and just like nah nah nah nah.
Speaker 1: I also have wanted to say this as soon as
Speaker 1: I found out that we were doing this. I think
Speaker 1: there goes to a level of people not having good
Speaker 1: sense of spatial relation. I think that's what throws this
Speaker 1: all off. I think understanding the size of things and
Speaker 1: being able to eyeball the size of something without without
Speaker 1: a ruler is a skill that I don't think that
Speaker 1: most people have. Like I've done construction work before, so
Speaker 1: that's the only reason that I feel like I can
Speaker 1: even eyeball something. But I just I've met too many
Speaker 1: people I've met this, I guess more women than men,
Speaker 1: where they're like, he has a six foot penis and
Speaker 1: you're like, how's all am I?
Speaker 5: And she's like seven.
Speaker 2: Four And I'm like, okay, so you don't.
Speaker 5: Even know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Like I feel like that that has because we all
Speaker 1: converted into inches, But what is six inches off the
Speaker 1: top of.
Speaker 5: Your head, do you know? Like? And I don't think
Speaker 5: that is that common.
Speaker 1: Of a skill exactly exactly, So we all have this,
Speaker 1: Like so many people have this thing, specifically with dicks.
Speaker 1: I've heard so many people swear to God how big
Speaker 1: this dick is or thistick, but it's like, you don't
Speaker 1: know how long.
Speaker 5: The foot is?
Speaker 2: Really yeah, no, My so my daughter, we had to
Speaker 2: buy her new shoes just because kids grow, you get
Speaker 2: the concept. But she, uh, she you know, you see
Speaker 2: the shoes and you're like, that's a big fucking shoe.
Speaker 2: My daughter's foot is is what like two inches? And
Speaker 2: then you measure and it's like, no, her foot is
Speaker 2: like four and a half inches, and she's you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like, I'm not close at all to
Speaker 2: the correct size of what this body is doing. And
Speaker 2: I'm probably not more generous with my own body or
Speaker 2: more accurate with my own body.
Speaker 3: Wait, this is now giving me an identity crisis because
Speaker 3: I said, I said, I'm a twelve inch stick. But
Speaker 3: I know it's twelve inches because they told me. But
Speaker 3: can I rely on them If I don't tell, I
Speaker 3: can't have all it. And we always know they had
Speaker 3: an inch. Maybe it was only eleven.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I mean you should still.
Speaker 2: Take I'm gonna take it.
Speaker 1: Take.
Speaker 5: Wasn't the biggest dick you ever seen? For sure?
Speaker 2: Yeah it can be twelve. But but just know that
Speaker 2: that person made you a liar and uh and you
Speaker 2: gotta look at that on the inside. I live with
Speaker 2: that guilt on the inside. But I'm gonna tell everybody,
Speaker 2: yeah you vacation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're a Sandals Jamaica.
Speaker 2: So so the last thing that I think is worth
Speaker 2: mentioning in relation to the gay big penis of it all.
Speaker 2: It does introduce, at least to me, the the the
Speaker 2: possibility that that's another piece of information y'all should be
Speaker 2: bringing as evidence that you were born this way, like
Speaker 2: this is. You need to be laying that on the
Speaker 2: table like look it is. Come on, if you don't
Speaker 2: think I was born this way, show me a dick,
Speaker 2: let me see. Damn.
Speaker 5: That would really that would really push the conversation forward.
Speaker 2: I think so if we had to, if it was
Speaker 2: had along those because a bunch of cowardly straight men
Speaker 2: are not going to pull their dicks out. We're we're
Speaker 2: real scared of taking our ship out. But y'all, I'm
Speaker 2: seeing what gay clubs look like. Y'all don't give out
Speaker 2: in the clubs. Yeah, and on the street you go
Speaker 2: to Francisco.
Speaker 5: I have been accidently walked through the fulsome street.
Speaker 2: Fin you accidentally walked through the full.
Speaker 5: I's going to the brainwash. It's on seventh and Full.
Speaker 5: So this doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: This matters.
Speaker 5: I was going to the.
Speaker 1: Brainwash on seventh and Full some to tell jokes, it
Speaker 1: was a weekly open mic shout out to Tony Sparks.
Speaker 1: I didn't know the culture of San Francisco yet. It
Speaker 1: was along the same time, you're like, oh, the street fair,
Speaker 1: let me walk in, show my ID and see what's
Speaker 1: going on.
Speaker 5: And then it was like.
Speaker 2: And then you're like, that's that's a hards prize.
Speaker 1: I mean San Franciscans get they get naked all the time, though,
Speaker 1: Beta Breakers pride always taking it out, Like if you
Speaker 1: could take it out over there. I'm not saying I
Speaker 1: can just fly up there and take it out, but yeah,
Speaker 1: if there's like.
Speaker 5: Revelry going on, you could probably get away with ticket.
Speaker 2: And yeah, become one with the culture and then take
Speaker 2: it out, don't just I was actually in San Francisco
Speaker 2: three weeks ago and I was at in a bar
Speaker 2: and we were like, it had like a patio, We're
Speaker 2: sitting on the patio and then suddenly I saw it,
Speaker 2: like a full on naked man walking across the street.
Speaker 3: I took a video because I'm so shocked. And then
Speaker 3: he crossed the street and then two more naked men.
Speaker 3: And this is at like one in the afternoon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't know where they were going, but
Speaker 2: they were fully nude and no one was stopping them,
Speaker 2: so it.
Speaker 5: Was like castro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's not that it So this is how
Speaker 1: I've understood it because I remember this was a big deal.
Speaker 1: It's not that it's not illegal. It's like, you know,
Speaker 1: like in the Wire how they had the open air
Speaker 1: drug market. It's like that for Dixon a Castro, like
Speaker 1: you can nobody's going to prosecute you for like within
Speaker 1: that neighborhood, you're allowed.
Speaker 5: To do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a rule in New York City that you
Speaker 2: can't take it. For women, you can't take your top
Speaker 2: off in public, but if you leave your house with
Speaker 2: your shirt off, you could just be titties out all
Speaker 2: day anywhere you want to be interesting. Yeah, so it
Speaker 2: feels like one of those loophole type shits. Yeah, my
Speaker 2: Dick's been out this whole time. So I left the
Speaker 2: house like this, good luck coppers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a menister society if I get on the
Speaker 1: street and take it out, but if I.
Speaker 2: Come out with it, yeah you know what I was
Speaker 2: on today.
Speaker 3: I just couldn't walk out nigga like that because I
Speaker 3: feel like there would be a moment where I'm like,
Speaker 3: I wish I had clothes on, you know, like there
Speaker 3: would just be a moment in their day where you're like, ah,
Speaker 3: I just I feel seen, And.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to sit down naked on all
Speaker 1: outside at all.
Speaker 2: I think it's probably fun as fuck when you're like
Speaker 2: walking through a park, when you're like hanging out somewhere
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck. But when you got to like go
Speaker 2: to Walgreens and decide between like which which contact solution
Speaker 2: to buy and you're just asked naggy, you probably feel
Speaker 2: like an idiot, that's it exactly, or.
Speaker 1: Like you're in there going to get some chips for
Speaker 1: your super Bowl party, dick all on the do.
Speaker 2: Do I want scoops or traditional?
Speaker 1: Yes, it is just resting on that shitty. Also, refrigerate
Speaker 1: that sauce to your animals.
Speaker 2: That's the real takeaway. Yeah, neighbor, refrigerate yourself now, that
Speaker 2: is the same faster. That's the original. That's the original faster.
Speaker 2: From the beginning, he's like, he's like, you give some
Speaker 2: dick back. Also refrigerate your son. Well, I think we
Speaker 2: did a y'all. I think I think we nailed this.
Speaker 5: This.
Speaker 2: This feels like we we fucking covered the ship out
Speaker 2: of it. Brandon, Could you tell the people at home
Speaker 2: where they can find you and what cool shit you
Speaker 2: have going on?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: For sure they can find me on Instagram at Brandon
Speaker 3: called Goodman. That'll take it everywhere else, Uh, big mouth,
Speaker 3: I don't have this drops a big Mouth Season six,
Speaker 3: October twenty eighth. And also my book you gotta be
Speaker 3: you available everywhere. Just support your local bookstores if you can.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, go go buy the book. Watch big Mouth.
Speaker 3: Brandon's great and bore. You want to tell people everywhere
Speaker 3: they can get to you a cool guy jokes eighty
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Speaker 3: stand up dates coming. I also say support your local bookstore.
Speaker 1: We don't don't let Walden in all these other big
Speaker 1: book chains get your money.
Speaker 5: Shout out to the tattern.
Speaker 1: Cover and Powels yells right, it's impressive.
Speaker 2: Well, well, I'll say let's get Barnes and Noble back.
Speaker 2: Baby about those local book stories. I want borders back
Speaker 2: in business. Was the ship back in the day, the
Speaker 2: little cities we we missed, big corporations that couldn't survive
Speaker 2: on their own. Bail them out, bail them out. You
Speaker 2: can follow me at Langston Herman on whatever platforms, and
Speaker 2: as always, if you want to send us your own drops,
Speaker 2: your own conspiracy theories. If you want to tell us
Speaker 2: how big your penis is, please send it to Mymama
Speaker 2: pod at gmail dot com. We would love to hear
Speaker 2: from you. Okay, that's it, by bitch, Why are you
Speaker 2: coming five? Something's going on? Can I smell yo?
Speaker 1: Dig chips?
Speaker 5: And all Kuala bears are racists?
Speaker 2: Money turny stuff y'all can't tell me