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Speaker 2: I love the idea of you being fully naked except

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Speaker 1: I'm just going I don't think it would be like

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Speaker 1: just gonna have to stay.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't chips in your kala bears are racist?

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Speaker 3: Money, She's tardy.

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Speaker 1: Stuff can't tell me?

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Speaker 2: Bang bang bang skeek skeek skeet. There it is, there

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Speaker 2: it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another another phenomenal

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Speaker 2: episode of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 1: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 1: black conspiracy.

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Speaker 4: Theio, and we finally worked to prove that Tay Diggs

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Speaker 4: may be, in fact, the only man in history to

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Speaker 4: work his way back from the title of Oreo. They

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Speaker 4: were shaman te they were shaman ting, They told him

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Speaker 4: all he did was service the white devil.

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Speaker 2: But look at him now.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna talk shit because T Diggs used to

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Speaker 1: follow me on Twitter.

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Speaker 5: We're very close.

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Speaker 2: T Diggs. They called him all the mean words you

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Speaker 2: can call a black man, and now look at him.

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Speaker 2: He's the funniest man on the internet. And he got

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Speaker 2: a bad bitch on his arm and sures you fuck

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Speaker 2: little Fizz. But that's none of our business.

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Speaker 5: That doesn't matter.

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Speaker 2: That ain't got nothing to do with nothing. Come on,

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Speaker 2: I'm and yes, and little Fizz is a cutie pie.

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Speaker 1: But he's like You're like, he's like that cute. Well,

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Speaker 1: he's never gonna look like a man. And I'm David forty. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: little Fizz is always gonna look like the coolest dude

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Speaker 1: in the eleventh grade.

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Speaker 2: That's that's that makes sense to me. Yeah, he's got you. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: he's got big. When I graduate, I'm gonna do this

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Speaker 2: and yeah, yeah, like you.

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Speaker 5: Heard, he might go D two, but I don't know.

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Speaker 2: He's probably going to a Juco and it's gonna get

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Speaker 5: Yeah, then he just ends up working for Costco Corporate.

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Speaker 2: But you know, he's got just a fine life for

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Speaker 2: Little Fizz, but it's not what he's dreamt of.

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Speaker 1: No, did he think he was gonna live in Tulsa forever?

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Speaker 1: But that's how that's where it took.

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Speaker 2: All right, we can't we can't talk Little Fizz forever.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how a conspiracy about Tay Diggs ended

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Speaker 2: up being a Little Fizz conversation, but that's the mastery

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Speaker 2: of this podcast. I'd say our guests today, I'm very

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Speaker 2: excited that they're here. Been a part of so much

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Speaker 2: cool shit, specifically Big Mouth on Netflix, very responsible for

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Speaker 2: all the great work over there, human resources also responsible.

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Speaker 2: Brilliant writer, thinker, talker, motherfucker give it up for our guests,

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Speaker 2: Brandan Kyle good Man. Ain't nobody got time for that. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm just quicking go on. I like that intro that Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 2: hell yeah, How you doing? I'm good? How you doing?

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Speaker 2: We're chilling?

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Any thoughts on Little Fizz and what he brings to

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Speaker 2: be two k that's the gay one. No, Little Fizz

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Speaker 2: is the maybe two straight one. He's he's the rapper,

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Speaker 2: the lights and rapper in the group.

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Speaker 5: Omar lady.

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Speaker 2: He is now Diggs lover. God see I was. I

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Speaker 2: that's your fault. We're not that we didn't do that

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Speaker 1: Incredibly accomplished Broadway actor. Don't do that to come on

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Speaker 1: and then you can go to Broadway.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and best Man is getting a TV series. Listen,

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Speaker 2: I'm a big fan. I'm saying the world had turned

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Speaker 2: on him. Uh not. Ain't nothing wrong with that? Well, well,

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Speaker 2: we we can't bullshit any longer. We we have a

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Speaker 2: And I will say this has been a conspiracy theory

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Speaker 2: that sort of has just been sitting there for a

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Speaker 2: men have big dicks.

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Speaker 1: You want to ford the.

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Speaker 2: Pog Yeah, I love being here. This is great, it's great, chaotic,

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Speaker 2: whatever you want to call that, love it, We'll take it.

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Speaker 2: Tell me more, tell us more about this this black

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Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like everyone knows that as a

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Speaker 2: And then it is on the small side. Okay, you

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Speaker 3: So if you are under nine inches and you know

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Speaker 2: It's really what I'm trying to say. I want to

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Speaker 2: I want to start some controversy here, but.

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Speaker 5: I feel like, is it possible to be double black?

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Speaker 5: Then asking.

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Speaker 2: Ship David, well, it looks like I'm still half black.

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Speaker 2: All right, we got a double black and I have black.

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Speaker 2: I love it. Yeah, I mean you know that's the thing.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and then you're like, do I go balls? Do

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, sure. There's a lot of strategies to make

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Speaker 1: So if you were like me, you're a chubby kid,

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Speaker 5: I call it the reserves.

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Speaker 2: Well, what do y'all think? Where do you measure from?

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Speaker 2: Do you measure from the balls? You measure from? Like

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Speaker 5: I measured penetrable inches.

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Speaker 2: WHOA, that's respectful. I like that answer. That's that's a

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Speaker 2: to measure. You're not allowed to Yeah, you're not allowed

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Speaker 2: We'll see. Now I'm having an identity Crisis's not going

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Speaker 2: to measure because you've been you've been cooking your books

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Speaker 2: for a while. Somebody's been juicing, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Damn y'all, y'all blowing up my whole my whole sense

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Speaker 5: I think this whole topic has needed to be broached

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Speaker 2: Though it's been it's been necessary. It's a lot of pressure. No,

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Speaker 2: like it feels like to live.

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Speaker 1: Under this, as you know, Langston's to be very dark

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know that. I I've what you're describing

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Speaker 2: I had massive, big dick anxiety. I'm saying that none

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Speaker 3: What body should look like from porn culture. I mean,

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Speaker 2: Gaze has had an idea of what women look like

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Speaker 2: I mean, those dicks are real, but like the pressure

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Speaker 1: Some of them, some of them, I don't know they

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Speaker 5: Brother, it's new.

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Speaker 2: You can't I will say, I will say, there's every

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Speaker 6: Book Mark, look at him doing it.

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Speaker 2: He's just like, yes, yes, looks normal to me.

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Speaker 1: I don't think there's any black men who have never

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Speaker 1: So they're always saying, yeah, that's the thing, I can't

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Speaker 2: Just like that.

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Speaker 3: Well, I as a question, I grew up going to

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Speaker 2: Was the pressure the same?

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Speaker 1: No. I moved to the country when I was fourteen

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all.

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Speaker 1: That's all that is every and especially when you're a kid,

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Speaker 5: That's all those little those little trollops wanted.

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Speaker 2: and get it And that's that's what the Jehovah's witnesses

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Speaker 1: That knock on doors, it's really a tax, faith tax.

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Speaker 2: Brother, do you believe or not? God's gonna give you

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Speaker 5: God is gonna give you the rest of you.

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Speaker 2: in terms of understanding this conspiracy for yourself, Brandon, tell

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what else would you do? You have to rob

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Speaker 2: What are you just gonna You're just gonna pick up

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Speaker 2: your medication and buy candy corn. No, you're gonna hurt people.

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Speaker 1: If you go so far as to say a twelve

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Speaker 1: If they say any more than two hundred and forty

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Speaker 5: Freak you are. You are a fucking weirdo. You get

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Speaker 2: Shad with big dicks. That's good energy.

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Speaker 1: I've been trying to do it for years. Because here's

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Speaker 5: So extrapolate that by however, many twelve is.

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Speaker 2: Crazy, dog, that's crazy. Twelve twelve is a burden. I

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Speaker 2: It never seems to be the desire, like it's a

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Speaker 2: I have had it, like we can do this. This

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Speaker 2: because that you know, that took a lot of breathing,

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Speaker 2: what I'm saying. That's not like that. I want to

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Speaker 5: You know, I don't want to ride a roller coaster

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Speaker 3: No, Yeah, Yeah, that's that's like, which is why I

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Speaker 3: that's something you're like, Oh, I'm an I'm gonna look

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Speaker 3: at that. I'm gonna see it one time, but I'm

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Speaker 3: not I'm not trying to. Yeah, you know how you

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Speaker 2: And like uh and like then we found out how

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Speaker 1: You would have to be an event like you couldn't

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Speaker 1: just like lazy right before we go to bed seting.

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Speaker 2: No no no no, or like wake up sext it.

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Speaker 2: You really get into the intestines at that point like

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Speaker 1: That's when you're really beating guts because that you were

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Speaker 1: beating that never felt applicable to what I do.

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Speaker 2: You are beating the fun out somebody's guts, so you

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Speaker 2: know you can't you can't surprise somebody with that. You

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Speaker 2: really have to plan that out, are you? Are you

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Speaker 2: at all afraid that at some point down the line,

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Speaker 2: your doctor's gonna sit you down and be like, Brandon,

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Speaker 2: we've got some bad news. Your guts are beat to

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Speaker 2: death from from that that twelve inches dick you to honor?

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Speaker 3: I hope, I I want to bash for that. If

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Speaker 3: if that happens, like I feel like wow, thanks.

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Speaker 2: There's there's no technical term for this, but but there's

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Speaker 1: If my ship was a foot long, every time I

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Speaker 2: All right, I think we did enough to earn a break.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more

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Speaker 2: Brandy Kaw good Man more. My mama told.

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Speaker 1: Me, welcome back to my mama told me the podcast

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Speaker 1: where we are today actually talk about dicks.

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Speaker 2: The way that y'all are not acknowledging that drop. Damn,

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Speaker 2: it is crazy to me. You're just going into your

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Speaker 5: You know it was uh, you know, it's just it's

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was unhinged. I like it.

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Speaker 1: But we are back, and yeah, we are talking about

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Speaker 1: two black men have big old hanging hogs.

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Speaker 2: Big old hanging hogs. Now, now, Brandon, you you've experienced

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Speaker 2: a big old black dick. You've had the twelve venture,

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Speaker 2: do you? And then this is a question, I guess

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Speaker 2: I've always wanted to ask, what is the preferred size?

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Speaker 2: Is there a preferred size? Where you're like that is

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Speaker 2: exactly correct. Yes, I'm glad you're asking this.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, it's funny because my publics is on here,

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Speaker 3: and I'm like, I wonder if they're like listening to

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Speaker 3: me talk about the dicks that I've taken and they're like, what,

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Speaker 3: how are we going to spend this.

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Speaker 2: I think I think you're spinning a chest, right, yeah, right,

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Speaker 2: and spin grand. This is the book. This is it.

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Speaker 2: We've got the follow up.

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Speaker 3: One hundred and seventyix pages about me writing twelve inch sticks.

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Speaker 3: Nine inches to me is like perfect eighteen it's like

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Speaker 3: a perfect that's still pretty big for regular dicks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just still a pretty you know.

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Speaker 3: I would say that I like a big dick, So

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Speaker 3: eight to nine is like the right, like if it's like,

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Speaker 3: oh it's big, and also like, uh, it's not too

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Speaker 3: that's my that's my jam. Like eight to nine.

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Speaker 2: I love that for you. That's good for you, that

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Speaker 2: that's that you even have that choice.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, like that you because we have no choice.

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Speaker 1: I can't be like, oh, seven to fifteen centimeters, there's

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Speaker 1: no we don't get to talk about that. You don't

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Speaker 2: I want to point out I want to point out that,

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Speaker 2: in labor, So seven to fifteen, seven to fifteen for

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Speaker 2: a woman just walking around is maybe the loosest pussy

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Speaker 2: in all of history.

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Speaker 5: Oh so now you're shaming people.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know. It was that kind of fucking podcast.

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Speaker 2: I apologize.

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Speaker 5: You're out there and you're goose. I'm on your side.

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Speaker 2: I think tight lood.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's like pizza, man, It's all pretty good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like I mean, like, have y'all had

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Speaker 5: In my butt?

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Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, no, no I know not you're no. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but like have you fucked somebody's ass?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's too much of it to do for me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I don't care for it. It's it's

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Speaker 2: not it's not my jam.

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Speaker 5: It's just a lot of it's just like a lot

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Speaker 2: Got it, got it, got it? Yes, you do have

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but maybe I always wonder maybe had it has it?

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Speaker 1: Maybe if it was somebody who did it more often,

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Speaker 5: But every time I've done it's really like a production.

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Speaker 2: How long does it take?

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Speaker 2: I'm so fascinated about this, Like.

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Speaker 1: An extra couple of minutes of just like really though,

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Speaker 5: Little bit.

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Speaker 2: And then a little bit.

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Speaker 1: More and started you know what, so it's like this,

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Speaker 1: It's like it's like a little bit and then used

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Speaker 1: to that, and then used to that this is great

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Speaker 1: for an audio medium.

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Speaker 2: Well, I think we can explain it, David was.

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Speaker 5: Because my mom does listen to this.

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Speaker 2: I think I think this won't be the thing that

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Speaker 5: Is very open.

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Speaker 3: So I've never I've never vagina, so when I fucking

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Speaker 3: you're doing me wrong.

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Speaker 5: It can be like that for a vagina though.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yes, vaginas aren't always as blossomed as as

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Speaker 2: whatever is that ready feels like a bad word, feel wild,

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Speaker 2: I don't love. I didn't have to tune it tag

439
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 2: in on this. I could have just left the conversation

440
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:50,680
Speaker 2: of the research started, all right. I did do some

441
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Speaker 2: research on this, Okay, Okay, No, what I'm saying is

442
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 2: sometimes vaginas are not as warmed up as they need

443
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Speaker 2: to be, and the US it takes longer to enter.

444
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:06,439
Speaker 2: That is that the conversation. Are y'all part of the

445
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:09,160
Speaker 2: warming up of the vagina? For sure?

446
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 5: Oh? I eat everything on my plate.

447
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's what'd be like to hear never, never, never,

448
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,159
Speaker 2: not attempted to warm that thing up. I've failed a

449
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 2: few times. How long do you warm it up for you?

450
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Speaker 5: Outside of time?

451
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:23,880
Speaker 2: Outside of time?

452
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Speaker 5: I will. I grew up. I grew up with a

453
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 5: weird body. You gotta make up for it. I I

454
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Speaker 5: don't give a ship, bro, you can go for a

455
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Speaker 5: long long whatever.

456
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Speaker 2: I never checked my watch. Now, whatever do you? Is that?

457
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Speaker 5: Okay?

458
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Speaker 3: I want to ask because I feel like so often

459
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,359
Speaker 3: that is not how straight men respond to this question.

460
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Speaker 3: So like, was that something you learned from from your community,

461
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,679
Speaker 3: from other Like how did y'all get so in tune

462
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Speaker 3: and sensitive to?

463
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Speaker 1: Like? No?

464
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Speaker 2: Oh, I gotta eat this for a while and take

465
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Speaker 2: care of it.

466
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Speaker 1: I think I'm just a person who's eager to please

467
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Speaker 1: in general. Yeah, I think it's I think it's a

468
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 1: personality trait looking for validation.

469
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Speaker 2: Probably I was about to say, I I similarly seek

470
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 2: affirmation in a way that is probably poisonous to but

471
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Speaker 2: also great for eating pussy. You know what I mean?

472
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Speaker 1: It's yeah, because I do know that's not the thing.

473
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Speaker 1: I know a lot of people who don't even do it,

474
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 1: which seems like, then you do you even like pussy? Yeah?

475
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Speaker 2: No, anytime, anytime I've talked to a man who has

476
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,399
Speaker 2: said some ship like that, be like, weird ass, nigga,

477
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 2: what's wrong with you? Come on, dog, that's it's dope

478
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Speaker 2: down there. Pussy. Oh, that's a that's a learn learn

479
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,440
Speaker 2: on the fly for your boy.

480
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Speaker 5: Yeah, the first time was probably bad.

481
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Speaker 2: The first time is bad.

482
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Speaker 1: Well, now you get older and then you've yeah, you've

483
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,160
Speaker 1: met a lot of women who have you know, slow

484
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Speaker 1: down or don't like this or whatever. So like it's

485
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 1: definitely time on task and like listening to partners. But

486
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 1: at the beginning, I was just go. I just was like, right,

487
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 1: have you ever seen the Tasmanian Devil? I was like,

488
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Speaker 1: if I could take an aspect of that incorporated into

489
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Speaker 1: my game.

490
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 2: It's a weird thing. And I'm not sure if this

491
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 2: is true for for the gay community, but certainly in

492
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 2: the straight community it's a weird thing where we are

493
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 2: not often afforded the option to not know what we're doing,

494
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:34,360
Speaker 2: and so you you kind of gotta you gotta show

495
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,640
Speaker 2: up like your fucking Tom Cruise and Top Gun, even

496
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 2: if you're you're one of them other ones in Top

497
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Speaker 2: Gun that died. You know what I mean? Like you

498
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 2: gotta really be be ready to do whatever and not

499
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 2: not doubt yourself, right right, right right?

500
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Speaker 5: Well wait, who taught you how to do you suck dick?

501
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:53,000
Speaker 5: That's the first question?

502
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Speaker 3: Yeah, you to suck dick? Specifically, Yes, a friend of

503
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:03,399
Speaker 3: mine named Michael. Damn, damn, that's nice, Michaels. It was

504
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,120
Speaker 3: a white boy, Michaels know how to suck dick.

505
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Speaker 2: We met my Yes, if you want to get topped

506
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 2: off or you need a cork, go see Michael. It

507
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 2: was like freshman year of college.

508
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 3: He taught me which now people follow me called the

509
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Speaker 3: bkg y the Brandon yawn because it's all about yawning

510
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 3: so you can open up the back of your throat.

511
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Speaker 3: If you're a singer, you know this like opening your

512
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Speaker 3: your soft palad I think, so you can get more

513
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Speaker 3: of the dick in.

514
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Speaker 5: I think the community service this should maybe be the clip.

515
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 2: Honestly, this was super informative and not in a way

516
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 2: that I can offer anything, but boy, do I feel

517
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 2: wiser than I I started today.

518
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you if people have problems like gagging on dicks,

519
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 3: it's because you're you're blocking your throat, so you have

520
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 3: to yawn open.

521
00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 5: It's almost like that you're blocking your blessing.

522
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Speaker 3: You're blocking say that to your name, but you're blocking

523
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Speaker 3: your bless it.

524
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Speaker 2: Open that throat. That's a different service than the one

525
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 2: we started pastor Okay, we can't deleyt dally anymore. We've

526
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 2: got to get into this research I did. I did

527
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 2: do a fair amount of research on this subject, and

528
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 2: there are surprisingly fewer studies about this conversation than one

529
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 2: would expect. Part of the issue I think is the

530
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 2: reporting and or the collecting of data. Right, how many

531
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 2: people essentially are willing to have their penises measured and

532
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 2: then documented for science? And then the alternative is if

533
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:48,200
Speaker 2: they're not willing self reporting, which objectively seems like flawed science. Right,

534
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 2: you always want to add extra Come on, man, I can't.

535
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 2: I couldn't possibly tell a professional.

536
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 1: I'm going here and with your eyes this happens.

537
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 2: This person has a briefcase. God damn it, they're gonna

538
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 2: hear a little extra.

539
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,959
Speaker 5: Yeah, you were you're a scientist. You went to college.

540
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 2: I'm I'm funny, I'm lying.

541
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Speaker 5: Yeah.

542
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 2: No. In fact, a study from the the Kinsey Institute

543
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 2: in nineteen eighty nine found that all of the participants

544
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Speaker 2: who initially claimed in EREC cock length of ten inches

545
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 2: on lengthon they did not say cock. And that's listen,

546
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 2: I am. I am one hundred percent telling you I

547
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 2: don't use cock personally as a descriptor ever. It's not

548
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 2: my thing. But this is the way that they awaited community. Like,

549
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 2: I think so right.

550
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 1: I've always I always thought it was smut, Like it's

551
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,719
Speaker 1: like people who were really into smut in general.

552
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 2: Oh, it's like it's like filthy people.

553
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, like when you hear somebody say like twat and you're.

554
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, yeah, you a British, why are you talking

555
00:30:55,840 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 2: like that? Yeah? Good friend, Yeah gotcha. But they said

556
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 2: those who claimed in a wreck penis length of ten

557
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 2: inches or more turned out to have a considerably smaller length.

558
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 2: What is considerably smaller? One participant, thank you for asking that.

559
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 2: One participant even claimed to have an eleven inch dick,

560
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,239
Speaker 2: but it turned out to actually be six and a

561
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 2: half inches. Found out you can't do six and a

562
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 2: half to eleven. Okay, you could do eleven twelve, but

563
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:37,719
Speaker 2: that's double. Listen. Look, I've told people I can dunk before,

564
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 2: and I know I can't. I've been there, big dog,

565
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 2: I see your vision my mind. It's just crazy. You

566
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 2: really doubled it.

567
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 1: Nobody was gonna find out the dick study.

568
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 2: He was like, Yeah, that's what's crazy. He really, he

569
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 2: really bugged the fuck out. But but the point is

570
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 2: that in general, it seems like lying on your own

571
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 2: dick is a tendency. Also not for nothing. And this

572
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 2: was me putting my conspiratorial head on. I think part

573
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 2: of the reason that there are fewer studies here is

574
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,959
Speaker 2: because white scientists might be avoiding the study that that

575
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 2: largely largely would would prove their fears to be true.

576
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? Like, it's one thing

577
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,120
Speaker 2: to find out that your penis is smaller than another

578
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 2: person's penis. It's another thing to do actual science work

579
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 2: to find out that your penis is smaller than another

580
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 2: man's pain.

581
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 5: Now I have a theory. Go with me here.

582
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: I'm listening ultimately, because like you've done the research you said,

583
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 1: it's across the board.

584
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 5: I think white.

585
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 1: Men actually have an easier time living under the fallacy

586
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 1: that they have smaller dicks, because then if you just

587
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 1: have normal.

588
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 2: You're amazing, You're excited, you understand what I'm saying.

589
00:32:58,200 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 5: It's easier for them.

590
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 1: Once again, ship rolls downhill and we have to carry

591
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 1: the burden of this big.

592
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 5: Fucking bark.

593
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 1: Know nothing about that.

594
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 2: Come on down. That's true.

595
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 3: If a white guy pulls out a nine inch dick,

596
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,719
Speaker 3: you're like, oh my god, if okay, well that's what

597
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 3: I wanted to be.

598
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 5: And they're both above average.

599
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 1: They so they we have to be normal to be

600
00:33:24,520 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: that's we have to be twice as good as they do.

601
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 2: Damn Obama was right.

602
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 1: Come on, Dad said to him, we gotta be twice

603
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 1: twice as hard to get half the rewards, twice the

604
00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:40,600
Speaker 1: di and all your dudes online posting these big ass

605
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 1: two foot black dicks.

606
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 5: You're not helping us.

607
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're you're hurting the community. Twitter. Please just said

608
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 2: it to the d M post everyone.

609
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 1: Normal dicks rise. We need a normal dick and porn

610
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 1: for black men.

611
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 2: Move. Come on, a little fizz. If you're listening and

612
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,960
Speaker 2: using him while you got a normal dick, pull it out.

613
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:05,840
Speaker 2: Let everybody see it, stand up, stand up for us.

614
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,800
Speaker 2: Come on, now, that said, I did find a study

615
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 2: that supports there being some legitimacy. Brandon, this is actually

616
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 2: jetting a little bit against what you're saying. But there

617
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 2: seems to be some reporting that at least supports the

618
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 2: legitimacy of the claim that there is there are racial

619
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 2: designations in terms of size. A twenty thirteen paper published

620
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Speaker 2: in the Journal of Personality and Individual Differences, you know

621
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:35,320
Speaker 2: that one that we all read. Researchers reviewed penis size

622
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 2: reported from one hundred and thirteen countries, and what they

623
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:41,760
Speaker 2: found was that men of African descent tended to report

624
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 2: the longest penises, on average, around six point three three inches.

625
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 5: I've heard, and this might be somebody would dreads told

626
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Speaker 5: me this, So.

627
00:34:52,600 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 2: I'm not he said, grammarizing, and then and then what

628
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 2: did he say after that?

629
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 5: I have heard that it's not a race thing.

630
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 1: It is a climate thing because places with warmer climates,

631
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: the body, like the extremities are free to flow longer,

632
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:36,319
Speaker 1: but in colder climates it ensureds you well to be constricted. Wow, yeah,

633
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:37,239
Speaker 1: that's just what I've heard.

634
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 2: Now, now this would I think possibly disagree with that

635
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:44,359
Speaker 2: where you know, black black men were coming in at

636
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 2: six point three three inches, while people of East Asian

637
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 2: descent were averaging around four point three one inches, and

638
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:56,360
Speaker 2: most Europeans tended to fall somewhere near five point seventy

639
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 2: one inches in this study. Hmmm.

640
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 1: And I've always wondered about the other side of the coin,

641
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:07,280
Speaker 1: which is obviously Asian men. Ent Okay, here's the question, Brandon,

642
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 1: because I haven't done the research on this.

643
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,239
Speaker 5: Have you seen a huge Asian one?

644
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:13,560
Speaker 2: Yeah?

645
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 5: Huge? See there we go, all.

646
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, that's why I'm like, yeah, that's why.

647
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 3: That's why I said, like even there, there might be

648
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 3: something to the studies of like like majority of black

649
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,319
Speaker 3: people have bigger dicks, but it's not across the board,

650
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,359
Speaker 3: and I think that's what anyways, Like, I mean, I've

651
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 3: seen some white guys with like massive dicks.

652
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 2: You're just like, how.

653
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 3: The same with whenever you see a white person with

654
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 3: like a fat ass, You're like, oh my god, like

655
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 3: how did you that?

656
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 2: It's you know, it's not it's not a one to one,

657
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,239
Speaker 2: it's not a complete rule. Yeah, it's like saying a

658
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 2: nor wall, what's that.

659
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 5: With the horn on it?

660
00:36:55,560 --> 00:37:00,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that whale with the horn. It's like, as

661
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 2: soon as I said it, I felt like either this

662
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:05,720
Speaker 2: is gonna kill or these niggas don't know normal.

663
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 5: But it's like real, it's not like a mythical.

664
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,600
Speaker 2: No, it's not mythical at all. I though we're talking

665
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:14,200
Speaker 2: about the one from ELF. No, that's the same thing,

666
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 2: but that is a real And yeah, oh I know that.

667
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 2: See we all learned something today. Yeah, look at that.

668
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:22,839
Speaker 5: Now.

669
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 2: It's worth noting that the information that I told you

670
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 2: is from a self report, right, That obviously makes the

671
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 2: information a little rocky. But part of what they argue

672
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 2: with this is that a different research study published in

673
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 2: the and I can't believe this is a real place,

674
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:43,759
Speaker 2: the International Journal of Impotence Research, in which the measurements

675
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 2: were performed by trained researchers. This wasn't a self report.

676
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 2: These were researchers measuring penises. And this study, which was

677
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 2: taken in Brazil, involved six hundred and twenty seven men

678
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 2: ages eighteen to eighty six, and they found that black

679
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 2: participants had an average penis size of about six and

680
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:04,280
Speaker 2: a half inches, while white participants had an average penis

681
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 2: size at about six point two two inches. So just

682
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 2: shy of the black penises. Interesting.

683
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 5: I don't know what to make of that, because Brazilian

684
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 5: it's all crazy down there.

685
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 2: And that's part of what they say with the shit,

686
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 2: is that like, while this does sort of affirm the

687
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 2: original shit, it also is specifically in Brazil, they're also

688
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 2: only factoring for white and black people, and they they

689
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,879
Speaker 2: aren't considering any of the other races. And if it's

690
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:36,360
Speaker 2: all in Brazil, maybe Brazil they just got big old dicks,

691
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 2: and they do in other places.

692
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 1: And they're super racially mixed, right, that's why they're so beautiful, right,

693
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 1: because it's.

694
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:47,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not as clearly I think defined in terms

695
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:51,320
Speaker 2: of black and white the way that our shit is. Right, Yeah, Brandy,

696
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,839
Speaker 2: you you had a I think an important question here.

697
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:56,759
Speaker 2: I was wondering, like, where where did the kind of

698
00:38:56,760 --> 00:39:01,360
Speaker 2: obsession with or the importance and dick size come from?

699
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 2: I mean maybe.

700
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 1: I think it's the white men. You don't see a

701
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:13,760
Speaker 1: lot of black cook holds, is what I'm saying. Yet yet, fair, fair,

702
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:18,240
Speaker 1: that's true, that's true equality when we start being into holding.

703
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and then there's like a video for white guys,

704
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 1: it's like breeder.

705
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,839
Speaker 2: I do think I do think to some extent, and

706
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 2: this feels like the easy answer, but I think it's

707
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:35,919
Speaker 2: very true. It's patriarchal, right, that like, it's a form

708
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 2: of us creating power and or reducing power from another

709
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:45,320
Speaker 2: individual as a way of essentially, you know, being able

710
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 2: to own more property in people and stuff. It's not

711
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 2: it's not without its own weaponized intension. Yeah, yeah, I

712
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 2: mean I think that that is the smart, real answer.

713
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:58,240
Speaker 5: I'm going.

714
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:02,919
Speaker 2: Color comments, Harry.

715
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:03,280
Speaker 1: Baby.

716
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:17,879
Speaker 2: One of the things that I actually stumbled upon in

717
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 2: this that I did not expect to find was information

718
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 2: about the differences between gay and straight dicks.

719
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 5: That's a that ended.

720
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:29,479
Speaker 2: Up somehow becoming part of the research that I bumped into,

721
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 2: and in fact, in nineteen ninety nine, researchers in the

722
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,839
Speaker 2: US found that gay men are likely to have an

723
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,960
Speaker 2: average dick size of six point three two inches when erect,

724
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 2: compared to five point nine to nine inches in straight man. Likewise,

725
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 2: gay men were found to have penises at the average

726
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 2: zero point one five inches larger in circumference. WHOA damn. Yeah,

727
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 2: so y'all that mean good for you, Brandon, that's baby,

728
00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 2: you know, so this is great for me.

729
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 5: I can't even understand.

730
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the demographic of the gate Like, do they

731
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 2: like they oh my god, like are there is it

732
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 2: a melting pot of different ethnic backgrounds of these gays

733
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 2: or it's just like these are some some gays over

734
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,880
Speaker 2: here and some Hey, dog, the research happened in nineteen

735
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 2: ninety nine. You know, damn well, this wasn't a warm

736
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,359
Speaker 2: melting pot of anything. This is right. This is six

737
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 2: white dudes that they pulled off the street.

738
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:29,320
Speaker 1: That's still that that that raises all kinds of questions,

739
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:33,399
Speaker 1: because then maybe you're your research is a little off

740
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 1: because you've been out here in the valley of the

741
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: huge dicks. These poor straight ladies. They're over man, fuck

742
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 1: they're over here, fucking play with these little.

743
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 2: Ones, right, they're over here, fucking five eight you know

744
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 2: what I mean? You know, five eight claiming five to

745
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:54,239
Speaker 2: eleven and just like nah nah nah nah.

746
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 1: I also have wanted to say this as soon as

747
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 1: I found out that we were doing this. I think

748
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:02,280
Speaker 1: there goes to a level of people not having good

749
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 1: sense of spatial relation. I think that's what throws this

750
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:09,799
Speaker 1: all off. I think understanding the size of things and

751
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 1: being able to eyeball the size of something without without

752
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,319
Speaker 1: a ruler is a skill that I don't think that

753
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 1: most people have. Like I've done construction work before, so

754
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 1: that's the only reason that I feel like I can

755
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:26,439
Speaker 1: even eyeball something. But I just I've met too many

756
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 1: people I've met this, I guess more women than men,

757
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 1: where they're like, he has a six foot penis and

758
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 1: you're like, how's all am I?

759
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 5: And she's like seven.

760
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 2: Four And I'm like, okay, so you don't.

761
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:40,280
Speaker 5: Even know what you're talking about.

762
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 1: Like I feel like that that has because we all

763
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 1: converted into inches, But what is six inches off the

764
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 1: top of.

765
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 5: Your head, do you know? Like? And I don't think

766
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,239
Speaker 5: that is that common.

767
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: Of a skill exactly exactly, So we all have this,

768
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:55,440
Speaker 1: Like so many people have this thing, specifically with dicks.

769
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 1: I've heard so many people swear to God how big

770
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 1: this dick is or thistick, but it's like, you don't

771
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 1: know how long.

772
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 5: The foot is?

773
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 2: Really yeah, no, My so my daughter, we had to

774
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 2: buy her new shoes just because kids grow, you get

775
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 2: the concept. But she, uh, she you know, you see

776
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 2: the shoes and you're like, that's a big fucking shoe.

777
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 2: My daughter's foot is is what like two inches? And

778
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 2: then you measure and it's like, no, her foot is

779
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 2: like four and a half inches, and she's you know

780
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 2: what I mean, Like, I'm not close at all to

781
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:31,440
Speaker 2: the correct size of what this body is doing. And

782
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 2: I'm probably not more generous with my own body or

783
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 2: more accurate with my own body.

784
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:39,840
Speaker 3: Wait, this is now giving me an identity crisis because

785
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 3: I said, I said, I'm a twelve inch stick. But

786
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 3: I know it's twelve inches because they told me. But

787
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 3: can I rely on them If I don't tell, I

788
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 3: can't have all it. And we always know they had

789
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 3: an inch. Maybe it was only eleven.

790
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I mean you should still.

791
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,320
Speaker 2: Take I'm gonna take it.

792
00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 1: Take.

793
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 5: Wasn't the biggest dick you ever seen? For sure?

794
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 2: Yeah it can be twelve. But but just know that

795
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,319
Speaker 2: that person made you a liar and uh and you

796
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 2: gotta look at that on the inside. I live with

797
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:11,680
Speaker 2: that guilt on the inside. But I'm gonna tell everybody,

798
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 2: yeah you vacation.

799
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're a Sandals Jamaica.

800
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 2: So so the last thing that I think is worth

801
00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 2: mentioning in relation to the gay big penis of it all.

802
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 2: It does introduce, at least to me, the the the

803
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 2: possibility that that's another piece of information y'all should be

804
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 2: bringing as evidence that you were born this way, like

805
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 2: this is. You need to be laying that on the

806
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:53,879
Speaker 2: table like look it is. Come on, if you don't

807
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 2: think I was born this way, show me a dick,

808
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,320
Speaker 2: let me see. Damn.

809
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:01,720
Speaker 5: That would really that would really push the conversation forward.

810
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 2: I think so if we had to, if it was

811
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 2: had along those because a bunch of cowardly straight men

812
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 2: are not going to pull their dicks out. We're we're

813
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 2: real scared of taking our ship out. But y'all, I'm

814
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 2: seeing what gay clubs look like. Y'all don't give out

815
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 2: in the clubs. Yeah, and on the street you go

816
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:20,760
Speaker 2: to Francisco.

817
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 5: I have been accidently walked through the fulsome street.

818
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 2: Fin you accidentally walked through the full.

819
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 5: I's going to the brainwash. It's on seventh and Full.

820
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 5: So this doesn't matter.

821
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:35,720
Speaker 2: This matters.

822
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:37,839
Speaker 5: I was going to the.

823
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:40,840
Speaker 1: Brainwash on seventh and Full some to tell jokes, it

824
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 1: was a weekly open mic shout out to Tony Sparks.

825
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 1: I didn't know the culture of San Francisco yet. It

826
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:48,359
Speaker 1: was along the same time, you're like, oh, the street fair,

827
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,239
Speaker 1: let me walk in, show my ID and see what's

828
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 1: going on.

829
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 5: And then it was like.

830
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 2: And then you're like, that's that's a hards prize.

831
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 1: I mean San Franciscans get they get naked all the time, though,

832
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 1: Beta Breakers pride always taking it out, Like if you

833
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 1: could take it out over there. I'm not saying I

834
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:08,319
Speaker 1: can just fly up there and take it out, but yeah,

835
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 1: if there's like.

836
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 5: Revelry going on, you could probably get away with ticket.

837
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 2: And yeah, become one with the culture and then take

838
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 2: it out, don't just I was actually in San Francisco

839
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:19,919
Speaker 2: three weeks ago and I was at in a bar

840
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 2: and we were like, it had like a patio, We're

841
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 2: sitting on the patio and then suddenly I saw it,

842
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,400
Speaker 2: like a full on naked man walking across the street.

843
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 3: I took a video because I'm so shocked. And then

844
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 3: he crossed the street and then two more naked men.

845
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 3: And this is at like one in the afternoon.

846
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't know where they were going, but

847
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 2: they were fully nude and no one was stopping them,

848
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:41,240
Speaker 2: so it.

849
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 5: Was like castro.

850
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's not that it So this is how

851
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 1: I've understood it because I remember this was a big deal.

852
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 1: It's not that it's not illegal. It's like, you know,

853
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 1: like in the Wire how they had the open air

854
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 1: drug market. It's like that for Dixon a Castro, like

855
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: you can nobody's going to prosecute you for like within

856
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:02,839
Speaker 1: that neighborhood, you're allowed.

857
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:03,000
Speaker 5: To do that.

858
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a rule in New York City that you

859
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 2: can't take it. For women, you can't take your top

860
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 2: off in public, but if you leave your house with

861
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:15,919
Speaker 2: your shirt off, you could just be titties out all

862
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 2: day anywhere you want to be interesting. Yeah, so it

863
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:23,440
Speaker 2: feels like one of those loophole type shits. Yeah, my

864
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 2: Dick's been out this whole time. So I left the

865
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,840
Speaker 2: house like this, good luck coppers.

866
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:30,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a menister society if I get on the

867
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:31,719
Speaker 1: street and take it out, but if I.

868
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 2: Come out with it, yeah you know what I was

869
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:36,720
Speaker 2: on today.

870
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,799
Speaker 3: I just couldn't walk out nigga like that because I

871
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 3: feel like there would be a moment where I'm like,

872
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 3: I wish I had clothes on, you know, like there

873
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 3: would just be a moment in their day where you're like, ah,

874
00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 3: I just I feel seen, And.

875
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to sit down naked on all

876
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Speaker 1: outside at all.

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Speaker 2: I think it's probably fun as fuck when you're like

878
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 2: walking through a park, when you're like hanging out somewhere

879
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,319
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck. But when you got to like go

880
00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:03,800
Speaker 2: to Walgreens and decide between like which which contact solution

881
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 2: to buy and you're just asked naggy, you probably feel

882
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:09,080
Speaker 2: like an idiot, that's it exactly, or.

883
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 1: Like you're in there going to get some chips for

884
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Speaker 1: your super Bowl party, dick all on the do.

885
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,399
Speaker 2: Do I want scoops or traditional?

886
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:27,520
Speaker 1: Yes, it is just resting on that shitty. Also, refrigerate

887
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 1: that sauce to your animals.

888
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 2: That's the real takeaway. Yeah, neighbor, refrigerate yourself now, that

889
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:42,280
Speaker 2: is the same faster. That's the original. That's the original faster.

890
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Speaker 2: From the beginning, he's like, he's like, you give some

891
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Speaker 2: dick back. Also refrigerate your son. Well, I think we

892
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Speaker 2: did a y'all. I think I think we nailed this.

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Speaker 5: This.

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Speaker 2: This feels like we we fucking covered the ship out

895
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 2: of it. Brandon, Could you tell the people at home

896
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 2: where they can find you and what cool shit you

897
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:01,879
Speaker 2: have going on?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: For sure they can find me on Instagram at Brandon

900
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Speaker 3: called Goodman. That'll take it everywhere else, Uh, big mouth,

901
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 3: I don't have this drops a big Mouth Season six,

902
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,880
Speaker 3: October twenty eighth. And also my book you gotta be

903
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 3: you available everywhere. Just support your local bookstores if you can.

904
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, go go buy the book. Watch big Mouth.

905
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:23,320
Speaker 3: Brandon's great and bore. You want to tell people everywhere

906
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 3: they can get to you a cool guy jokes eighty

907
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 3: seven on Instagram. I'll take you everything. I got some

908
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 3: stand up dates coming. I also say support your local bookstore.

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Speaker 1: We don't don't let Walden in all these other big

910
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:39,400
Speaker 1: book chains get your money.

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00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 5: Shout out to the tattern.

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Speaker 1: Cover and Powels yells right, it's impressive.

913
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Speaker 2: Well, well, I'll say let's get Barnes and Noble back.

914
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 2: Baby about those local book stories. I want borders back

915
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 2: in business. Was the ship back in the day, the

916
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 2: little cities we we missed, big corporations that couldn't survive

917
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Speaker 2: on their own. Bail them out, bail them out. You

918
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:10,880
Speaker 2: can follow me at Langston Herman on whatever platforms, and

919
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,240
Speaker 2: as always, if you want to send us your own drops,

920
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 2: your own conspiracy theories. If you want to tell us

921
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:18,719
Speaker 2: how big your penis is, please send it to Mymama

922
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Speaker 2: pod at gmail dot com. We would love to hear

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Speaker 2: from you. Okay, that's it, by bitch, Why are you

924
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Speaker 2: coming five? Something's going on? Can I smell yo?

925
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Speaker 1: Dig chips?

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Speaker 5: And all Kuala bears are racists?

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Speaker 2: Money turny stuff y'all can't tell me