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Speaker 2: And I thought it was interesting that what we heard

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Speaker 3: But to play Devil's advocate.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so maybe that what happened were yeah, and this

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Speaker 2: Or put your liquorice in the potty.

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Speaker 3: Deleting my game files, oh.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that was That was extreme and we don't do

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Speaker 1: Which then was trying to get the metal ball through

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Speaker 2: Yeah, or one of those fifteen puzzles and they would

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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to Hollywood Hambook and Insider's Guide to kicking

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Speaker 1: button dropping names in the red carpet lined back hallways

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Speaker 1: of this industry we call show buziness.

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Speaker 3: We on the show.

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Speaker 1: The show is taking place in America, United States, in Hollywood.

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Speaker 1: France, you may recall America had Oh well that's French filmmak.

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Speaker 2: And it's good for us too. It's a good education

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Speaker 2: Mister Bean, he's smashing the sardines.

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Speaker 2: When he's wearing the exit sign over his butt because

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Speaker 6: My favorite mister Bean?

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Speaker 5: I like when he's on top of the car. Don't

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Speaker 1: Here we need like you know, the spy, the big spy.

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Speaker 1: Whereas mister Bean is for children can watch, you can

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Speaker 2: Yes, and and the best comedies not only exist in

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Speaker 2: I've made him a cast role perhaps, and I've sort

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Speaker 1: Little bit of sure physical the little baby Beans run

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Speaker 2: And I wonder what kind of antics we would get

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Speaker 1: How do you think that would play out? Yes, Andrew,

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Speaker 2: You've seen the car stick one which hasn't made it

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Speaker 1: I'm missus Bean and my husband and I are, you know,

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Speaker 5: But everything, everything he does seems to go wrong in

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Speaker 2: Oh no, what if we were going to do it

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Speaker 1: It seems like there are lots of bottles in the shower,

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Speaker 6: Not again?

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Speaker 2: And to me, that really seems like a rich, smart

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Speaker 1: It's smart cursing, so creative Python, how they dress like

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Speaker 5: I mean it's not it's not quite a comedy, but

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Speaker 6: I think that could be booth clues the next big thing.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's big.

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Speaker 1: It seems like if mister Bean not to go back

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Speaker 1: to this, it's just difficult.

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Speaker 2: Stop picturing it.

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Speaker 1: If his jumblies are stuck at a shampoo bottle. As

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's sort of implied.

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Speaker 1: That mister Bean is endowed, oh, in a special way.

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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to guy the kicking button dropping names of

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Speaker 2: We've talked before about podcasting.

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Speaker 3: We're doing one now.

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Speaker 1: Yes, the Neil deal, the Neil deal, and that's Neil Campbell.

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Speaker 1: Hi, hey, guys, and you know him from being fans

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Speaker 1: Yes, And not knowing about gravity is really bad for

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Speaker 1: these jocks as they.

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Speaker 4: They don't know they're just a graviton doesn't exist.

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Speaker 2: And that's yes. And as they are getting older, a

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Speaker 2: lot of them only have very strong feet because as

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Speaker 2: you said, they kick the weights around and they never

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Speaker 2: are right.

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Speaker 4: Or they've become expert and they've maybe you know, they've

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Speaker 4: probably made a lot of money off of dropping and

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Speaker 4: using gravity, but you can get to a certain age

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Speaker 4: and that runs out. Yeah, fought against gravity to sort

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Speaker 4: of build up a body that can sustain it all sustainable.

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Speaker 2: Yes, And it's the difference between being rich and being

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Speaker 2: wealthy now and it's and I always like to talk

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Speaker 2: about that on Chris Rock. So can we please talk

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Speaker 2: about this show? And I'm so excited and we're gonna

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Speaker 2: launch it out a wolf cool and it's a little

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Speaker 2: like Ted Talks And in fact we're alloking.

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Speaker 1: A talk at the landscape and there are these Ted

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Speaker 1: talks and we decided to do.

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Speaker 3: Them again the same way.

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Speaker 2: Yes, but we added a D so we can't get

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Speaker 2: in trouble.

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Speaker 3: And that is a guy we know.

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Speaker 1: So before you say like you're not allowed to do that,

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Speaker 1: there is a guy who's a friend of ours.

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Speaker 4: She's a lovely man.

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Speaker 3: Mm hmmm.

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Speaker 2: And so we what this format of this show will

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Speaker 2: be is every week there will be a great science

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Speaker 2: topic and Hayes, Neil and I will each have done

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Speaker 2: a Ted talk about it and you'll get to hear.

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Speaker 2: And so we're going to play some clips from our

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Speaker 2: first premiere episode that's coming out.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and what are the topics for this, well talk?

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Speaker 1: Do we want the science of love? The science of

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Speaker 1: wo there'd be a richer is a good one?

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Speaker 2: That's a great Yes?

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Speaker 4: Does a watched pot never boil?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: And I guess mine is probably gonna be about soccer. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's me, so it'll be soccer.

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Speaker 2: Yes. I guess what we'll do.

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Speaker 1: We'll just play our first episode and then occasionally cut

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Speaker 1: out of it to discuss the things that we did

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Speaker 1: in the episode, like behind the scenes stuff about the podcast. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and so I guess there'll just be like kind of

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Speaker 1: backing music for the podcast, which is how you'll know

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Speaker 1: that you're listening to the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Does that make sense?

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Speaker 6: Maybe?

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Speaker 1: So, without further ado, this is this is our ted

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Speaker 1: Talks podcast. Without further ado, this is our ted Talks

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Speaker 1: podcast from Wolf Cool. Today's subject is the science of love.

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Speaker 1: You know, it is hugging and kissing, but is it

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Speaker 1: actually math? In as well our first speaker, science fan

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Speaker 1: Neil Campbell.

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Speaker 4: Love seems pretty simple, right, It's just a matter of

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Speaker 4: saying I love you to someone. That means you're in love.

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Speaker 6: Well, what causes that?

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Speaker 4: There's something beneath the surface? There's there's something going on,

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Speaker 4: a chemical reaction inside your brain.

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Speaker 2: That is what love is.

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Speaker 4: And scientists have been able to trace this, trace this

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Speaker 4: to a chemical reaction, and in fact, it is when

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Speaker 4: a hydrogen molecule interacts with a nutrigen molecule with a

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Speaker 4: nutrient gena bottle.

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Speaker 1: And I guess we'll speak on our decision to have

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Speaker 1: multiple scientists collaborating with each other.

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Speaker 2: Well, the thing about these TED talks that I've heard

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Speaker 2: is it's always one scientist just talking straight, and I

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Speaker 2: feel like if they fuck up, or if they just

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Speaker 2: maybe are forgetting a point, or maybe if another scientist

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Speaker 2: says a question, why can't they chime in during that

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Speaker 2: TED talk Exactly?

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Speaker 4: I've also known as normal TED talks. They sort of

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Speaker 4: go through a thing and then they at the end

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Speaker 4: talk about a lesson they've learned. And I think is

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Speaker 4: so convenient, And you know, what we're good at is

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Speaker 4: really really pulling out minimum of seven lessons we've learned.

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Speaker 2: Yes, because the idea there's one primary lesson being learned

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Speaker 2: from any one of these TED talks is so minimized.

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Speaker 4: It wastes your time as a listener. That's the hour

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Speaker 4: just learned one lesson and people just.

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Speaker 1: Kind of want to get right to that, which is

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Speaker 1: really what we do. And a lot of these and

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Speaker 1: a lot of these talks. Oh baby, yes, Lesson number one.

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Speaker 1: When you find a partner, it's pheromones, same as butterflies.

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Speaker 2: Lesson number two. The first time you have love is

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Speaker 2: with your mommy.

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Speaker 4: Lesson number three. You only feel love at the moment

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Speaker 4: your heart is beating.

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Speaker 2: Between beats a.

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Speaker 1: Lesson number four. Love is for between a man and

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Speaker 1: a woman. Lesson number five. It's not safe for land

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Speaker 1: walkers to fall in love with an eel. Lesson number six.

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Speaker 4: It's okay to be hot for teacher, and you'll know

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Speaker 4: it due to the physical sensation of feeling hot.

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Speaker 1: Lesson number seven. Love is great, but sometimes chocolate does.

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Speaker 1: Being as this as very nice. We're allowed to have

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Speaker 1: fun here. Yeah, so that made you mad.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, in a joking manner, because I felt like

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Speaker 2: you were being very cheeky with that final lesson.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, and I because I did not take that

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Speaker 1: as a joke at the time, and you know that, yes,

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Speaker 1: And then when I confronted you about it, you did

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Speaker 1: pretend that it was serious.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, I guess in my mind, the joke was

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Speaker 2: science has taken so seriously and talking about love is

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Speaker 2: always taken so seriously that the fact you were being

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Speaker 2: a little cheeky imagine I said, no, you're not allowed.

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Speaker 2: And to me, the best way to follow that joke

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Speaker 2: up was to never back away from it, and to

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Speaker 2: actually fire you from the podcast, and to make you

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Speaker 2: move to a different house from the one you lived

563
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Speaker 2: in by calling the police and getting a restraining order

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Speaker 2: file against you and then standing in your front yard

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Speaker 2: so you couldn't go home.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I guess we can get that part of

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Speaker 1: the podcast now since we sort of know sure what

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Speaker 1: happens there, So just pick up again, I guess after

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Speaker 1: that portion.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, great, Sorry, sorry about that.

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Speaker 4: Maybe I should just pick it up where we're kind

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Speaker 4: of the next thing in the notes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I probably went too far with the whole

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Speaker 2: It's fine.

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Speaker 4: It was funny. I yeah, the concept is funny, but

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Speaker 4: in practice it was It just goes back to McCarthyism.

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Speaker 4: You know, it's funny to actually angry it, and Melissa

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Speaker 4: McCarthy does it all the time.

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Speaker 3: Soccer people love it around the world, But what is it?

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Speaker 2: It's kicking.

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Speaker 1: Only we know that, and they have it in Spain,

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Speaker 1: Germany and all these other places.

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Speaker 2: No, let me go, let me go.

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Speaker 4: Recent studies have actually shown though, that one eleventh of

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Speaker 4: a soccer team is allowed to use their hands.

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Speaker 2: Yes, And I actually have done even more research into that,

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Speaker 2: and I've found out that sometimes when they're outside of

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Speaker 2: the bounds then they can use it too. Now.

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Speaker 1: The thing that I'll say, now it's sort of upset

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Speaker 1: me about that, yeah, is that those are my soccer ideas.

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Speaker 2: That's my soccer research.

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Speaker 1: And in science, as in any art, you credit the artist,

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Speaker 1: and to hear my ideas like that on the speaker

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Speaker 1: that was projecting outside of the Nokia theater was that

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Speaker 1: was difficult for me.

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Speaker 2: Would you guys speak on the decision?

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Speaker 4: I feel like it was covered under fair use. We

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Speaker 4: were sort of doing like the girl talk of a

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Speaker 4: Ted title. It was a girl Ted talk where we

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Speaker 4: were taking your ideas and sort of mashing them up

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Speaker 4: and making them into their own thing.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I don't think we stayed on any one of your

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Speaker 2: ideas for long enough that we would have had to

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Speaker 2: pay you for the idea.

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Speaker 4: We took a break. We just passed a soccer ball

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Speaker 4: back and forth.

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Speaker 2: Well, I do like that kind of music. It gets

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Speaker 2: me very excited.

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Speaker 1: Should we cut to the podcast that I guess we

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Speaker 1: chose to do after the Love and the Soccer Ones,

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Speaker 1: which is does a watch pot Never Boil?

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Speaker 3: Never?

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Speaker 4: A metaphorical kind of title, right cutting into the themes

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Speaker 4: that week.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and I guess we'll find out what that is

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Speaker 1: a metaphor for.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, they often say a watched pot never boils, and

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Speaker 4: that's true. If you're trying to make a pot or

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Speaker 4: any object boil simply by observing it, you're SOL.

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Speaker 3: And we we should talk to you about that.

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Speaker 1: None of the rudeness, Yeah, you know, because I do

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Speaker 1: know what that means.

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Speaker 2: It's a science place, and so that's not.

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Speaker 1: If you're going to say SOL, it should stand for

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Speaker 1: Science of Love and that's it.

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Speaker 4: I understand. But I sort of like to position myself

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Speaker 4: as the rebel scientist.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 4: That's why i wear the leather bomber jacket and you

632
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Speaker 4: know I've got the wrap around shades wraps around the

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Speaker 4: back of my head because I'm indoors you know, obviously.

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Speaker 2: Like to share the room backwards.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I like to enter the room I can't, so

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Speaker 4: you'd walk ever since I had the reconstructive ACL surgery.

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Speaker 4: But I people understand it's kind of an attemptate milwalking.

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Speaker 2: And then people can see the back of the jack.

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Speaker 2: Can I see the back?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's pig emblem.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and this as an almost cursing, Yeah, okay, I had.

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Speaker 4: That custom designed by my stepdad.

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Speaker 1: And speak on your relationship with your step down with him, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean we have a great relationship.

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Speaker 4: I you know.

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Speaker 2: He are you guys living separately or.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, we don't live. He's he works at his

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Speaker 4: embroidery business. And you know, he'll still send me He

649
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Speaker 4: taught me how to drop Porky Pig, and he'll still

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Speaker 4: send me drawings and that he's done new ones from

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Speaker 4: new angles. It seems like every day he's sort of

652
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Speaker 4: discovered a new angle of Porky Pig. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: He was working on an aerial view of Porky Pig

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Speaker 2: when I was there the last time, and not just

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Speaker 2: the top of his head and snout, but actually as

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Speaker 2: if Porky was sunbathing on a roof and you were

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Speaker 2: in a helicopter above.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and you can see the shadow of the helicopter

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Speaker 4: kind of covering his left hoof the.

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Speaker 1: Detail, Yes, of that, and the bikini straps kind of

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Speaker 1: resting yes to the side, as if you were getting

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Speaker 1: sort of a rare tree.

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Speaker 2: But if you had been yes under neath, or if

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Speaker 2: he sat up to and put lotion on sack, that

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Speaker 2: you get to see the whole thing.

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Speaker 4: And he's been in a whole You know a lot

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Speaker 4: of low angle portraits of Porky arching his back and

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Speaker 4: stretching out, stretching on some of the Yes, I mean

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Speaker 4: it's Porky. It's funny. I've laughing because it's a community.

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Speaker 2: Really has a speech impediment, and the idea of seeing

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Speaker 2: from a low angle where you can actually I mean

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Speaker 2: if you're low enough where you could look straight up

673
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:51,959
Speaker 2: his pant leg or something, or even from the back

674
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 2: where you could follow that curly Q tail all the

675
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 2: way home.

676
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: We we we.

677
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 4: He did a drawing recently Porky and the X ray

678
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 4: machine from Total Recall. You could see the bonus curly

679
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 4: as well.

680
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 2: And machine from Total Recall. Yes, yeah, it's not a

681
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 2: humid X ray machine. No. Uh, like it's not a

682
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 2: normal one like we use in our hospitals. Uh, specifically

683
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 2: the one I really it was.

684
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 4: It was it was a drawing inside a thought bubble

685
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,719
Speaker 4: that was emanating from Philip K.

686
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 6: Dick's grave.

687
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 2: Before we get too far away from it, I realized

688
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 2: I did say looking up his pant leg, and I

689
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 2: forgot to explain that while traditionally Porky Pig is not

690
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 2: wearing pants, that your stepdad also does put him in

691
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 2: some pretty unique outfits.

692
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 4: He draws him in different almals when he's wondering if

693
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,319
Speaker 4: he should buy new clothes, and he'll look at something

694
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 4: online and they'll go draw Porky at it to see

695
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 4: if Porky looks good at it, and so he'll be like,

696
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 4: oh that I he loiks kind of night, the nice

697
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:57,240
Speaker 4: and newsbl trousers. He has a fair.

698
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,239
Speaker 2: Way to figure out sort of what's going to fit

699
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 2: his frame. Yes, exactly.

700
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 1: And now your stepdad, Yeah, is your father my dad?

701
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 2: I just thought, yeah, I just thought it might be

702
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:19,239
Speaker 2: interesting for people. I just thought it was obvious. Yeah,

703
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 2: it is my dad. And my dad porked your mom.

704
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 2: I mean for like you know, I mean after.

705
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:28,919
Speaker 3: He says it.

706
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and so h so you know we're all

707
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:34,720
Speaker 2: one happy family.

708
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:38,800
Speaker 1: Define And you don't feel like like, you know, Sean

709
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 1: is there in the house, but you don't want to

710
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 1: live in the house as well.

711
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:47,280
Speaker 4: No, I kind of. Yeah, I've struck out on my own.

712
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 4: I've got a nice tent in the backyard and you know,

713
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 4: and and it's it's I just I'm an independent person,

714
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 4: like having my independence.

715
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I admire that, and I I do. I

716
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,839
Speaker 2: am sometimes jealous when I see like, oh, he's got

717
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 2: his own entrance and uh, you can come home whenever,

718
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 2: and uh yeah, and it has been able to run

719
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 2: an extension cord out there. That was nice. And so

720
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 2: it's like, uh, that's sick. But at the same time,

721
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 2: I'm in the basement. Uh, and I can I feel

722
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 2: like rock really hard down there. That's what you can't

723
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 2: necessarily do because your tent is so close to the

724
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 2: neighbor's property line.

725
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 4: That's true. That's true. And I and usually the chord

726
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 4: is just in my lava lamp. But if I try

727
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 4: to put it into the guitar, you know, you you

728
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,239
Speaker 4: have the amps, you have everything to really be able

729
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 4: to rock out down there. I only have one power source.

730
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 2: And the light sort that's your light sort.

731
00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 4: It's my light source as well. Yeah, so I could try,

732
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,440
Speaker 4: but I'm not good enough at the chords to be

733
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,240
Speaker 4: able to think the guitar.

734
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, people are gonna be wondering how that pot

735
00:40:56,200 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 1: gets hot. Oh yeah, let's let's find out. You could

736
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:10,839
Speaker 1: burn up the pot. But where would the fire come from? Well,

737
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:14,239
Speaker 1: not from just watching it. That's the problem.

738
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:18,800
Speaker 2: So when you think about whether a watch pot doesn't

739
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 2: ever boil, then you would know that it never boils.

740
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 2: And so if you do go to the store and

741
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 2: buy the pot, just know when you get home that

742
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 2: making it boil will be harder than just looking at it.

743
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 1: Lesson one, When you turn the knob, it becomes fire

744
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 1: on the top.

745
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:48,439
Speaker 4: Lesson two. Maybe wondering if you downloaded this podcast, why

746
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 4: boil was spelt like Peter Boil's lastening A pot won't

747
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 4: turn into Peter Boil. The act of boiling.

748
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 2: Lesson three, pot is also something to bad kids smoke

749
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 2: less than four.

750
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 1: B O I l I n G is becoming hot

751
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 1: b o y l I Edgy is coming in with

752
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:26,800
Speaker 1: that great laugh line and making the studio audience go crazy.

753
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 4: Let's say you put a watch inside a pot. That's

754
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 4: not gonna change anything except you're gonna be wondering where

755
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 4: your watch went.

756
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 2: That's why less than five is put a watch around

757
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,800
Speaker 2: the pot, then you'll know how long it's taking.

758
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 1: Less than six, what about watch is like the guy

759
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 1: who's like the night watch at a factory, And that's

760
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:58,160
Speaker 1: another cut.

761
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 4: Less than seven. Let's say you just want to make

762
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:11,240
Speaker 4: some pasta, Just call a restaurant. They'll do it for you.

763
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:16,839
Speaker 4: Why I ought, okay, but you were mad that time.

764
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:20,879
Speaker 2: That time, I was really pissed off to send all

765
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 2: that business to restaurants when we are trying to launch

766
00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 2: a series of wolf cool paasta and pasta fazzoles. Yes, well,

767
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 2: there are pots for making pasta fazol and they come

768
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 2: with all the ingredients.

769
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 4: And yeah, one use pots.

770
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 3: Instead of just going to all the different store, you know, go.

771
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 1: To the grocery store for the pasta, go to the

772
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 1: spice store for the fazzoole, get the pot in some

773
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: other who knows that the garbage dump who has time,

774
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 1: get it all together in the mail, mix them all up.

775
00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 1: We send the water as well, which is special Italian water,

776
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:04,360
Speaker 1: which has the different minerals for because Alley water's heavy.

777
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and Italian water, you know, and it comes in

778
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 4: a thing that's shaped like a boot.

779
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, it was I could see why you would

780
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 3: get upset to.

781
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, I really it was just a slip of the tongue,

782
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,880
Speaker 4: which it would be a great idea for a future

783
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 4: ted tug.

784
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 2: Oh that's such a rich area. Should we play that episode? Yes,

785
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 2: eating pussy it's a great way to make a girl

786
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:36,760
Speaker 2: comp and that can be important.

787
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 7: I call it a slip of the tongue.

788
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:45,879
Speaker 2: Lesson one.

789
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:53,360
Speaker 1: Memorize alphabet before you go in there, because it's gonna

790
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 1: come in handy.

791
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:59,800
Speaker 4: Lesson too, the better you're doing the slipper it gets.

792
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 2: Lesson three, don't get scared.

793
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 1: Less than four. If you do get scared, pretend that

794
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:14,800
Speaker 1: you saw a mouse.

795
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:18,240
Speaker 2: Lesson five.

796
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:24,399
Speaker 4: If you aren't used to the taste of slime, go

797
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:26,799
Speaker 4: lick sub so you get used to it.

798
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 2: Less than six. Let's bring back that mouse Hayes mentioned earlier.

799
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 2: Is she cool with that?

800
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:49,760
Speaker 1: Lesson seven. A lot of people don't realize that getting

801
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 1: slimed on the old Nickelodeon shows was meant to replicate

802
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:58,000
Speaker 1: what happens if you do a good job.

803
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 2: Wish you're eating plussy?

804
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 1: What do you mean that's how it should end, that

805
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 1: should be the final result begun that something similar to

806
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 1: the experience of getting slime on. Say, figure it out.

807
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 1: One of these old Nickelodeon shows that we all love.

808
00:46:24,719 --> 00:46:27,399
Speaker 1: Don't you love those old Nickelodeon shows. I can watch

809
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:27,799
Speaker 1: them all.

810
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:31,879
Speaker 2: Anything from any old show from when I was a kid.

811
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 1: And they were actually funny and they were like pretty

812
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 1: twisted in a way that stuff on.

813
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,760
Speaker 3: TV for kids is not anymore.

814
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 2: It's all safe now, dude. Some of these shows when

815
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:44,319
Speaker 2: we were kids are so fucked up.

816
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 3: It'd be about nose pickings. They could talk about nose

817
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:48,240
Speaker 3: and some of them.

818
00:46:48,080 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 4: Were actually like scary too when they tried to be

819
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 4: like somehow are genuinely like actually scary?

820
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 2: Dude. Yeah, it's fucked up. Some of this ship that

821
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:57,799
Speaker 2: they're trying to do to some of these guys. They're

822
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 2: trying to kill those power rangers. And did that influence

823
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:02,399
Speaker 2: on you?

824
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:06,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, you know, originally I was trying to come

825
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,479
Speaker 4: up with a podcast idea. I thought, I'm just gonna

826
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:11,279
Speaker 4: get a bunch of kids and I'm gonna gather them

827
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 4: around the campfire and I'm gonna have them tell each

828
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 4: other stories, scary stories. And then I'll just record them

829
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 4: and make that into a podcast.

830
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 2: And what happened with that idea?

831
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 4: The fire ruined the audio.

832
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 2: Oh right, yeah, because of the screaming.

833
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:34,600
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, the kids. I built it too large.

834
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 2: You're recording out of your tent in the backyard. It's

835
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 2: not a great place to have one directional.

836
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 1: Mic and it's that thing where to summon the story

837
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:51,800
Speaker 1: or whatever the kids have to throw the fire exploder.

838
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, and most of their stories, they're scary. I'd say,

839
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 4: tell your scariest story, And most of them revolved around

840
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 4: how they wound up there, right, the events leading up

841
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:05,840
Speaker 4: to them being in a stranger's backyard. And you think

842
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 4: of what I learned from just observing this experience. A

843
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 4: lot of times the sort of fire exploder is just

844
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 4: sort of like a special effects powder that makes a poof.

845
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 2: But you were having them throw a car battery into

846
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 2: the middle of the fire. Yeah.

847
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:19,920
Speaker 4: I've been trying to get rid of these car batteries,

848
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,840
Speaker 4: as you know, for years.

849
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, I bought a couple of them. You can't.

850
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:28,359
Speaker 1: You have to dispose of a special way. You did

851
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:32,319
Speaker 1: a Ted talk on kid acquisition. Should we play some

852
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 1: of that Okay.

853
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 4: Kids, they're everywhere, But what if you want one you

854
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:45,959
Speaker 4: don't have one. You can't just make one. You gotta

855
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 4: go get one, and science can help. You can look

856
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 4: at geometry, I figure what angle I should approach your

857
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 4: kids if he can't see me. You can look at

858
00:48:56,840 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 4: where the sun is. If you can't see it, it's

859
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:03,680
Speaker 4: probably dark out and it's a little bit easier. Could

860
00:49:03,680 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 4: go at a kid from an angle at which you

861
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 4: can't already see you.

862
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:13,080
Speaker 2: Lesson one. If you keep your mouth shut, I won't

863
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 2: hurt you. Lesson too.

864
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 1: I talked to your mom and she's sick and she

865
00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:29,200
Speaker 1: needs you to come to her with me.

866
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:37,240
Speaker 4: Lesson number three. Look, here's a form. Your parents signed

867
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 4: it because you belong to me.

868
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 6: Now.

869
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 7: Lesson four, Shu, shut up, shut Look like you could

870
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:49,840
Speaker 7: stay late, watch whatever you want and can eat candy

871
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 7: for dinner, anything anything you want to do.

872
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 4: Shut shut, shut up.

873
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:55,919
Speaker 3: Lesson six.

874
00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:00,359
Speaker 1: Yes that that forum is written on a tosier old poper.

875
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 1: I bet that Toots your ropepop is somewhere inside the canoe.

876
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 4: Lesson ten. Here's I'll hair diye packet. I'll help you

877
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:20,800
Speaker 4: you need to change your hair color.

878
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 2: Less than fifty five. That's not your name anymore. So

879
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 2: that's our podcast, that's a new one.

880
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 1: I think it's going to be a big hit as

881
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 1: long as it's higher than Weight Weight don't tell me.

882
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 2: I don't care. Honestly, that's the only thing that is.

883
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:44,840
Speaker 2: That's our big enemy.

884
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 1: Important to me at this point, I understand that's how

885
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 1: a lot of people get their news.

886
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:52,360
Speaker 2: I think.

887
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 1: The death of traditional newspapers are the hands of weight

888
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 1: Weight Don't tell me, I frankly do not think is

889
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:00,000
Speaker 1: a positive development.

890
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 2: And are getting in.

891
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:07,240
Speaker 4: Depth coverage, yes, just getting the highlights, the bullet points.

892
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:15,879
Speaker 2: Yes. And Paula Poudstone to me, is not a real journalist. No,

893
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:22,960
Speaker 2: there's only a couple of real journalists. Tambodebt sheelby Pharrell

894
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 2: trying to think of who else is it?

895
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 1: Mo Mo Mo is a real journalist.

896
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 2: Okay, he's on a he's in a gray area for

897
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,759
Speaker 2: me where yes he's a journalist, but he's also a

898
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 2: true entertainer.

899
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 1: Which to me, the New when the New, when the

900
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 1: Daily Show opened up, he's been there before.

901
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 3: What's the ex Why wasn't it Mo Morocca?

902
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:53,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, he may just literally not have had time or

903
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 2: they may not. He may have changed his number and

904
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 2: they can't get it. Yeah, they couldn't afford him.

905
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:01,840
Speaker 3: Maybe well yeah, soon.

906
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:06,799
Speaker 2: That's the episode of the show. Neil, thanks so much

907
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:07,359
Speaker 2: for being here.

908
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:08,360
Speaker 3: And we're really looking Cody.

909
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:11,399
Speaker 2: Wake up, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody, Cody Up, Cody.

910
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 2: Show Neil, you're a poison oak. Neil, you don't want

911
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:14,279
Speaker 2: to see this.

912
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 4: That gives me an idea for a podcast. It's been

913
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,520
Speaker 4: a true honor, guys, and thanks for launching my new podcast.

914
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:25,479
Speaker 4: I can't wait to keep working with you, dude.

915
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 2: I can't wait to kick ass. And let's do this thing.

916
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:32,959
Speaker 1: It will be on Wolf School has its own app.

917
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,759
Speaker 1: It's on in the app store. Send us your phones

918
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,760
Speaker 1: and we can install the app. We can do a procedure.

919
00:52:39,800 --> 00:52:44,879
Speaker 1: It's a hard hardware installation. There's a little fob.

920
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 2: Actual, Yeah, it's a physical chip we put in so

921
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,400
Speaker 2: and you'll love it. And that's how you hear all

922
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:53,839
Speaker 2: the Wolf Cool and the Ted Show is going to

923
00:52:53,880 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 2: be coming out every third Sunday. At I thought it

924
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:07,759
Speaker 2: was summer, every third summer. Sorry, I'm my Lasik is

925
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:10,440
Speaker 2: giving out on me, so I gotta go do a new.

926
00:53:10,320 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 4: One, but it won't if the equinox is happening, it

927
00:53:14,080 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 4: won't come out that day.

928
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:22,840
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's obvious. So pro version, the pro version,

929
00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 2: who wins it? The pro version goes to Witty Lama.

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00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 1: Witty Lama gets the pro version and they get an

931
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:36,919
Speaker 1: exclusive look. Just a quick glimpse at Neil Campbell's podcast

932
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 1: about Cody's poison Oak Crash, and that's for Witty Lama.

933
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:47,920
Speaker 4: Hey, Cody, let me take a closer look at that.

934
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 4: I should take the whole shirt off, so I don't

935
00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:56,839
Speaker 4: know how far it's spread. Oh, I've seen a little

936
00:53:56,840 --> 00:54:00,960
Speaker 4: bound the waistline. You gotta lose the pants too.

937
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 2: Bye.

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00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 7: Hollywood Handbook is brought to you by Wolf Cool Productions

939
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:18,280
Speaker 8: To subsidiary of Calvin n hibs Ow Baby