Speaker 1: Okay, oh my god, so don't come for me. I
Speaker 1: have like fifty two thousand emails because I never have
Speaker 1: deleted emails that come in, like from everything you've ever bought,
Speaker 1: Like every day you could get two hundred emails from
Speaker 1: just stuff you've ordered online.
Speaker 2: It is so fucked.
Speaker 1: So I also have ten million pictures, like I just
Speaker 1: I'll take six pictures and then not delete them. They're
Speaker 1: just in there. And who cares? Well, here's why I care.
Speaker 1: First of all, your memory will be used up on
Speaker 1: a phone. It'll just crap out one day. Second of all,
Speaker 1: I get anxiety and I look down at all these
Speaker 1: different emails, and I wanted a clean slate, so I
Speaker 1: got a new phone. The problem was the minute every
Speaker 1: time I get a new phone, I think I want
Speaker 1: like a new life and a new clean slate. And
Speaker 1: then my assistant would be like, you can't because what
Speaker 1: about your the cloud and your email and your text
Speaker 1: and whatever. And then you download everything you had on
Speaker 1: the phone before, and then the new phone becomes a
Speaker 1: shit box of fifty two thousand whatever, And I was like,
Speaker 1: how does everybody live? Like where is everything?
Speaker 2: Like this cloud?
Speaker 1: Get the cloud and down like it's like, I just
Speaker 1: like the old days when you developed pictures and you
Speaker 1: just had what you had. You didn't have five million
Speaker 1: pictures of Biggie my dog in one spot. And Paul
Speaker 1: is militant and diligent about deleting. He'll delete he cleans
Speaker 1: his email. When he says I'm cleaning out my email box,
Speaker 1: it means like he doesn't have like cluttery emails. So
Speaker 1: here's what I did. I got a new phone. First
Speaker 1: we got I got a new phone with a new
Speaker 1: phone number. And that was crazy because that was like
Speaker 1: and then my assistant was like, well, no, we're gonna
Speaker 1: download all your accountants on the new contacts on the
Speaker 1: new phone. I'm like, no, because I don't want Musa Siamak,
Speaker 1: my accountant from South Beverly Drive from twenty five years ago,
Speaker 1: on my phone respectfully to his company account teams. Like there,
Speaker 1: I haven't cleaned my contacts either. My contacts are filthy.
Speaker 1: Not my eye contacts, but my phone contacts are filthy.
Speaker 1: It's just like all of it's a fucking disaster mess.
Speaker 1: I did it wrong. It's like you go up to
Speaker 1: the salad bar and you get salad and you put
Speaker 1: chickpea's on you, but onions, you put this, you put that,
Speaker 1: and you fuck up your salad and it's gross. And
Speaker 1: that's my phone. So I was like, no, I want
Speaker 1: a new phone. So then I had a new phone number,
Speaker 1: and I then felt like really nude, like I didn't
Speaker 1: know what to do. So I made that phone a
Speaker 1: bat phone, and we had a phone in my house
Speaker 1: that was just like a brand new phone that we
Speaker 1: were gonna use for content. I'm like, all right, take
Speaker 1: my phone number from the other phone and put it
Speaker 1: on this new phone where we're not downloading contacts. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna input contacts as I need them for what I'm doing,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna try to be diligent about it, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I put my daughter's name in twice,
Speaker 1: and I was patic because I have so many people
Speaker 1: on the other phone that are there twice and I
Speaker 1: never took the time to correct it. So then my
Speaker 1: emails are only on the other phone that literally has
Speaker 1: a label on it says shit phone, because it's like
Speaker 1: it's we've dumped everything I've ever owned on the shit phone.
Speaker 1: So it says on the back shit phone, like on
Speaker 1: a label. So I can go over to it almost
Speaker 1: like a computer, because I don't have a computer, because
Speaker 1: I don't want to shot up a computer too. Now
Speaker 1: I just want everything to be clean. So I'm going
Speaker 1: over there, and I'm I'm gonna just use that as
Speaker 1: like my computer for emails and we'll respond to them.
Speaker 1: But I'm not bringing any of this garbage onto my
Speaker 1: new phone. So I feel like I have a new identity.
Speaker 1: I'm a new person. I pushed back with everyone because
Speaker 1: I knew that this time would be challenging. In between,
Speaker 1: like I have like four different phones all over the
Speaker 1: house to get different things from, and I keep running
Speaker 1: back to the old phone. But I feel happy. I
Speaker 1: feel excited. I feel like I have a new lease
Speaker 1: on life. I have a clean phone. It has like
Speaker 1: ten contacts and no emails on it. It has an
Speaker 1: email out just so I have it there if I
Speaker 1: need it. But I'm not buying anything on this new phone.
Speaker 1: And also I've really cut back on buying. Now that
Speaker 1: sounds ridiculous because of all the social media stuff, and
Speaker 1: there were product reviewing and I have a carve out
Speaker 1: for luggage, but I don't buy as much anymore, and
Speaker 1: I'm getting rid I'm getting rid of like ten shopping
Speaker 1: bags a week, and that finally means something because now
Speaker 1: I'm not buying. So the getting rid is really making
Speaker 1: a dent in my clutter free home. And I bring
Speaker 1: that up because on my phone, I refuse to buy
Speaker 1: anything on this new perfect phone because if I do,
Speaker 1: I'll be signed up for everything. So I'm not even
Speaker 1: like putting the credit card for Apple Pay. Like I'm
Speaker 1: trying to stay lean and clean on my new phone.
Speaker 1: So we'll check back in about that. Thoughts and prayers
Speaker 1: during this challenging time, the submarine has been a rollercoaster
Speaker 1: of emotions. First, everyone was like, what the hell this
Speaker 1: submarine is missing? And it's not a submarine, it's a submersible.
Speaker 1: I learned that I've learned so much. I have a
Speaker 1: wealth of education about underwater activities and pressure and miles
Speaker 1: and meters and all these things that I never knew before.
Speaker 1: And it reminded me oddly of when you get into
Speaker 1: relief work you start learning about some vortex that you
Speaker 1: end up in. And women were really provoked by this.
Speaker 1: We're really really it took us by surprise. We just
Speaker 1: I've been obsessed with it. I couldn't stop thinking about it.
Speaker 1: It's just I'm invested. So I first heard about it
Speaker 1: and my first thought was what the hell, Like.
Speaker 2: Who the hell?
Speaker 1: Why? Who goes and does that? You know? And then
Speaker 1: we started to be humanizing the people, the father and
Speaker 1: his son, the explorers, the adventure seekers, this is what
Speaker 1: they do. And then hearing about a person who was
Speaker 1: supposed to be on this submersible and opted out because
Speaker 1: of the safety aspects, and then hearing that there have
Speaker 1: been twenty five missions before that went well, so they
Speaker 1: can say two customers, twenty five missions went well, And
Speaker 1: I could see how somebody would do it. I mean,
Speaker 1: I know it sounds crazy because they say it was
Speaker 1: locked from the outside, you can't get in, but most
Speaker 1: people think it won't happen to me. And so if
Speaker 1: you're a thrill seeker and adventure seeker and you know
Speaker 1: twenty five people who have done it already. One of
Speaker 1: the people was a producer for The Simpsons. And and
Speaker 1: then there were all these things on TikTok where they
Speaker 1: were saying the Simpsons right, because there was I guess
Speaker 1: some animation about something like this, and you know, you
Speaker 1: went through this emotional rollercoaster, and you were also doing
Speaker 1: all these no pun intended deep dives on this, So
Speaker 1: you were doing all these deep dives on this and
Speaker 1: realizing that they signed waivers that mentioned death three times.
Speaker 1: So the next place that I went in my mind,
Speaker 1: First I went to, oh my god, who the hell
Speaker 1: would do this? Then I went to after days and
Speaker 1: then counting oxygen and hearing sounds inside, and then I
Speaker 1: went to it's supposed to be so freezing down by
Speaker 1: the Titanic. No one was talking about how frozen solid
Speaker 1: they were. And then I went to they're definitely dead
Speaker 1: before it was announced, And then I went to like
Speaker 1: most of them knew what they were getting into, and
Speaker 1: they do these dangerous things year round and throughout their lives.
Speaker 1: And then now where I am is like, it's millions
Speaker 1: of dollars spent, and I know what money does to
Speaker 1: help people, like I know exactly how much it costs
Speaker 1: to help a family that has lost their home and
Speaker 1: lost their their life in a hurricane. So I can't
Speaker 1: even explain to you what we could do with ten
Speaker 1: million dollars because someone said ten million dollars. Is that
Speaker 1: how much this effort costs? It sounds a lot more
Speaker 1: expensive than ten million dollars. They have all these major,
Speaker 1: major pieces of equipment, but let's say it's ten twenty
Speaker 1: million dollars. I mean that was my entire relief effort
Speaker 1: for Puerto Rico, which I think was like fifteen million
Speaker 1: pounds of aid, So I mean, who is really paying
Speaker 1: for that? It's not you could appear insensitive, But these
Speaker 1: guys they went, they did this on their own. They
Speaker 1: wanted to go.
Speaker 2: Just sounds nuts. The whole thing's nuts.
Speaker 1: What happened with Pete Davidson leaving Pete a message about
Speaker 1: his dog, so he got a dog at a They trolled
Speaker 1: him for not getting a dog at a pound or
Speaker 1: you know, rescuing a dog. And he said, this is
Speaker 1: the only breed that he is not allergic to. Now,
Speaker 1: I know that there are some dogs that are hypoallergenic,
Speaker 1: meaning like certain terriers, certain dogs like a lassa. I think, shit, SEUs,
Speaker 1: he got a cockapoo. I think, but there's certainly not
Speaker 1: only one. You guys got to correct me. There certainly
Speaker 1: isn't only one breed a cockapoo that is non allergenic.
Speaker 1: Like it's like, I'm not only allergic to salmon. I'm
Speaker 1: allergic to salmon and flounder and a bunch of different fish.
Speaker 1: I can eat shellfish, but that's effectively a different that's
Speaker 1: an entirely different animal. Like it's like a cow or
Speaker 1: a chicken is different than shellfish, which is different than fish.
Speaker 1: But I'm not only allergic to like one type of fish,
Speaker 1: so is he He's only not allergic to one type
Speaker 1: of breeder dog? Is that? How to talk to me
Speaker 1: about that? Because I just haven't heard of that, So
Speaker 1: I'm believing him. But it was interesting that he said
Speaker 1: he had to get a dog from a breeder, which
Speaker 1: is entirely his own choice. I'm a person that rescues.
Speaker 1: I have had rescue dogs for the last you know,
Speaker 1: for as long as I can remember. But it just
Speaker 1: was interesting. It just struck me as like, wait, there's
Speaker 1: only one dog that he's not allergic to, and it's
Speaker 1: from this breeder. But he ripped Pete. God love. I
Speaker 1: like Pete Davidson, by the way. I'd like to say
Speaker 1: that in the past, I've made comments because he's been
Speaker 1: with Kim Kardashian and all these different famous people and whatever.
Speaker 2: But I like him.
Speaker 1: He seems like a nice sweet you know guy who's
Speaker 1: ridden this wave and I listen, go for yours. I
Speaker 1: like pet David, and I just want to know about
Speaker 1: the dog thing. I was actually concerned. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I have sleep apps and they give you a sleep score,
Speaker 1: and it's almost a disservice because like, you wake up
Speaker 1: in the morning and if you thought you slept well,
Speaker 1: but it says you got like a seventy five. Like
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be happy if my daughter came up with
Speaker 1: a seventy five on a test. And so it fox
Speaker 1: with your head because you may think you slept well,
Speaker 1: but then it tells you only slept six hours and
Speaker 1: forty two minutes, and you then the whole day know
Speaker 1: that you had a shit sleep even though you thought
Speaker 1: you had.
Speaker 2: A good sleep. So these like sleep.
Speaker 1: Apps and we track everything that goes on in our day.
Speaker 1: It's a little obsessive, still doing it, Still love it,
Speaker 1: Still love When I won something, I looked down at
Speaker 1: it and it said I got a good grade. But
Speaker 1: just keeping you apprized of that shit show too. Kids,
Speaker 1: your kids, you have to ride the line for what
Speaker 1: you disapprove of. And I want to explain this to you.
Speaker 1: So this past weekend, my daughter was at a friend's house.
Speaker 1: She slept over, and it wasn't on my time, it
Speaker 1: was on her dad's time, and she was tired, and
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I think she said she went to
Speaker 1: get fresh baked bread early in the morning, and I
Speaker 1: was like, what time. She's like, if we woke up
Speaker 1: we went five o'clock to get bread. I'm like, you
Speaker 1: set an alarm clock to get fresh bagels? And she
Speaker 1: said she pulled it all nighter, which immediately to me,
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, great, now she's gonna she pulled an
Speaker 1: all night or she had a kid's party the night before.
Speaker 1: Now she's gonna be sick, and you know, like I'm
Speaker 1: doing that now. I don't remember if I was pulling
Speaker 1: all nighters at thirteen. Maybe I was, but Paul and
Speaker 1: I were like, ooh like, and she did it when
Speaker 1: she was really young. One night, I told her she
Speaker 1: could stay up all night, and she made it to
Speaker 1: like two or three, Like I'm talking like she might
Speaker 1: have been like eight years old or something. But I
Speaker 1: was cringing, like why do you want to stay up
Speaker 1: all night? It just makes you feel like such crap.
Speaker 1: But their kids, they're different. They just have a different constitution.
Speaker 1: And I said wait, because like she was just telling
Speaker 1: me a story about the bagels. But of course I
Speaker 1: have to be ornery and be like wait a minute, what,
Speaker 1: and like disapproving. And I wasn't there and she could
Speaker 1: do it. She could have let the house on fire
Speaker 1: when I wasn't there. It wasn't my time. How would
Speaker 1: I know. So I kind of expressed that I disapproved,
Speaker 1: but I diverted really quickly because in the future I
Speaker 1: can say something to the mom or any mom about
Speaker 1: all nighters, but then I don't want her to be
Speaker 1: the dork that's like wanting to go to bed early.
Speaker 1: But now just like, let's see if they could probably
Speaker 1: try to get like four hours of sleep, but what
Speaker 1: parent could actually force that. But more importantly was that
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be like a nag because then
Speaker 1: I don't want her not to tell me things. And
Speaker 1: I think many people helicopter and nag their kids, and
Speaker 1: then their kids are gonna lie and not tell them
Speaker 1: what they're really doing. So you have to ride the
Speaker 1: line in some cases about not being too strict, not
Speaker 1: because you're scared of your kids, because you're not strict
Speaker 1: because I am strict and my kid is scared of me,
Speaker 1: but because I don't want when she's not with me
Speaker 1: for her to not tell me the truth about what
Speaker 1: she's doing. It's just always better to stay in contact
Speaker 1: with your kid and have there be an open forum
Speaker 1: to talk to each other like that they're gonna let
Speaker 1: you know, like when it gets when they get older,
Speaker 1: and when it involves other things, and when it involves
Speaker 1: smoking and drugs and sex and things that really matter
Speaker 1: and relationships and boys not acting right, and you know
Speaker 1: you want to be involved. So I just think you
Speaker 1: have to ride the line and not pick every battle
Speaker 1: with your kids, because if you pick every battle, they're
Speaker 1: not going to tell you anything, and then you're gonna
Speaker 1: really be screwed. You'll be on the outside. And like
Speaker 1: in Wall Street when Gordon Gecko told Charlie Sheen, like
Speaker 1: if you're not on the inside, you're on the outside.
Speaker 1: With your kids. You got to be on the inside.