Speaker 1: Hi, guys, welcome back home.
Speaker 2: Most there.
Speaker 1: Hi.
Speaker 2: Uh, this is and I'm crazy and I'm in.
Speaker 1: And I am so crazy too, and we're so crazy.
Speaker 1: To me, everything is crazy. We are so crazy looking
Speaker 1: at me, and I'm so crazy.
Speaker 2: Because you think you're the crazy girl, but I'm the
Speaker 2: craziest girl because you're not as crazy.
Speaker 1: As I'm the crazy person. I'm the crazy person. I'm
Speaker 1: the lazy person.
Speaker 2: As you can see, we are still in New York.
Speaker 2: We are back in the stray Rats office using their
Speaker 2: space for free as we should be.
Speaker 1: Let me just tell you something. I just got a
Speaker 1: sneak preview.
Speaker 2: Of the next like drop, I think.
Speaker 1: So is that true? Is that true?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: And that shit goes fucking hard, It goes.
Speaker 2: So fucking crazy because crazy. Who the fuck is the
Speaker 2: Bobba Duke? I already said that in the last episode
Speaker 2: or in one of the episodes we filmed, but seriously, like,
Speaker 2: where does actually that was my problems. I didn't look
Speaker 2: up where the Babba Duke came from, but like that
Speaker 2: was cracking me up in bed the other day. The
Speaker 2: Babba Duke is like, I feel like I'm so late.
Speaker 2: I never saw the movie.
Speaker 1: It's the greatest name of all time faby character. It's
Speaker 1: literally Boobylla, like Baga Billa, shout out booby Alla. If
Speaker 1: y'all know anything about Boobyala, it's that it's my dream
Speaker 1: vacation spot with Oriyan. One day we'll end up there.
Speaker 1: But it's a port city in Australia, so it's like
Speaker 1: a concrete jungle similar to New York, without all the
Speaker 1: buildings and fun. It's really just a shipping yard. But
Speaker 1: I really want to visit boom Ya because that name
Speaker 1: is so fucking funny.
Speaker 2: Broh the Bobbaduke only like was originated in the early
Speaker 2: two thousands. To me, the Bobba Duke has a name
Speaker 2: that rings back like to the seventeen like old Saint
Speaker 2: Nick Like yeah, Like to me, the name bob Duke
Speaker 2: is like when humans first realized they could make up words,
Speaker 2: and they were just kind of going crazy and going
Speaker 2: just making sounds like That's what me ut about, Like
Speaker 2: so many words is genuinely how did we get there? Like,
Speaker 2: and I know I could look it up. I'm sure
Speaker 2: there is a very in depth demonstration of how like
Speaker 2: words just started happening. But imagine the first human to
Speaker 2: hear their fucking voice, Like were they just silent? Like
Speaker 2: I don't know, it freaks me out.
Speaker 1: You should take a page out of their book before
Speaker 1: language is invented.
Speaker 2: And be silent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, thank you. Finally, I haven't had a moment
Speaker 1: of silence in years. The old Ball and Chain is
Speaker 1: always talking and the old Ball and Jane. Fuck, what
Speaker 1: was I going to say? Piggybacking off of Baba Duke
Speaker 1: and Bob y'all? Oh my Halloween costume, y'all, I really
Speaker 1: need help, I really really need help.
Speaker 2: Well do you want to say? Okay? Also, this is July.
Speaker 1: I know, well, I've been thinking about it since January, y'all.
Speaker 1: Like it's really important to me that I have like
Speaker 1: an advanced costumes.
Speaker 2: What's craziest, It's not like it'd be one thing if
Speaker 2: you were like Stassy Baby and like those girls who
Speaker 2: really go in for their outfits, like they commit and
Speaker 2: they like go in and they get like a full
Speaker 2: custom beat and like fit and everything. But you just
Speaker 2: throw you down. You order something on Amazon like a
Speaker 2: week before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm eating disorder off Amazon. No, y'all, it's really
Speaker 1: important to me. I've just set the bar so high
Speaker 1: several times. I basically invented outfits for people to do
Speaker 1: and they copy me now, which I am fully fully
Speaker 1: down for. I'm like, yes, I guess, gay little Monkey
Speaker 1: and the paint eating grain.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a paint eating Grandpa is pretty huge. Harry Styles
Speaker 2: was a good one. Yeah, damn you have that banger.
Speaker 1: They're all bangers, and I'm having a fucking conniption fit
Speaker 1: thinking about my next one.
Speaker 2: Well, the problem is if somebody recommends an outfit, like
Speaker 2: an Halloween outfit to you, you're gonna be like upset
Speaker 2: that you're taking.
Speaker 1: Somebody else, like they're gonna like give me. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: it's a Bras summer dough. We got intel. The remix
Speaker 1: album is coming soon. I'm lying, I don't actually know
Speaker 1: if that's true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the remix album is coming soon and.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be on it for real this time. No,
Speaker 1: but it's very important to me. So should we tell
Speaker 1: them my ideas? Or if I tell them, it won't
Speaker 1: be a surprise anymore.
Speaker 2: The thing is one of your ideas you cannot fucking do,
Speaker 2: like the I'm so crazy.
Speaker 1: I love the bag of chips on the head. Yeah,
Speaker 1: see that's a banger, like gluing a bag of chips
Speaker 1: to a headband and walking around like I'm that girl
Speaker 1: in the grocery store, like I got a bag of
Speaker 1: chips something. I can't take her anywhere.
Speaker 2: She's so crazy, isn't it Like she took the picture
Speaker 2: of herself.
Speaker 1: You put the bag of chips on her head, and
Speaker 1: she was like.
Speaker 2: You can't take me anywhere.
Speaker 1: I think that's.
Speaker 2: There's something about you. You're something like you can't take
Speaker 2: me anywhere. It's like you're not that crazy, Like you're just.
Speaker 1: Not that she's crazy. I'm gonna look up bag of
Speaker 1: chips on girl's head crazy, she's so crazy. Love her?
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, oh so her friend did post it. You
Speaker 2: know what I'm thinking of. I'm thinking of like the
Speaker 2: girl who's doing the regular Sephie and then she's like
Speaker 2: like sticking her tongue out, like making a funny face.
Speaker 2: You know I'm talking about where she's like it's like
Speaker 2: her like smiling normal.
Speaker 1: That she's like you know what I'm I'm vaguely but
Speaker 1: that just reminded me of us Stabbing today. Stabbing today, dude.
Speaker 2: There are so many like beautiful moments that the Internet
Speaker 2: has given us it's actually unbelievable. Also, really, will we
Speaker 2: really need to stop quoting random memes and stuff?
Speaker 1: Oh my god with Devon last night, Bro, last night,
Speaker 1: we were at dinner with Devon after the Mark after
Speaker 1: the Mark Jacobs thing. It's just so small that I
Speaker 1: forget that, like we do it? Like is that weird
Speaker 1: to say? Like I just just so like a.
Speaker 2: Movie, like our life is actually a movie.
Speaker 1: It's a movie, but it's regular for us. Now, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not so useful. It's basically a documentary at this point,
Speaker 1: Like it just gets boring by the end.
Speaker 2: You feel like you're already it's like a docu series
Speaker 2: where you're like, Okay, I watched three episodes. I kind
Speaker 2: of know what's happening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly exactly, and you already had it leaked three
Speaker 1: years prior because the story already happened. Whatever. But we
Speaker 1: were at dinner with Devon and me and Andya like
Speaker 1: in Unison, both go Saturday Saturday.
Speaker 2: You're like, what day did you get here? And she
Speaker 2: was like this twenty night and I was like, oh
Speaker 2: that was Saturday, and me Andrew Saturday.
Speaker 1: Saturday for Saturday.
Speaker 2: But she is she said it back to she's like, oh,
Speaker 2: Saturday for Saturday. And then come to find out I
Speaker 2: thought she'd seen the video, and I was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god. This is like a once in a lifetime
Speaker 2: thing where we quote something really stupid to somebody and
Speaker 2: they know what we're talking about. And then we were like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, you've seen the video and she was
Speaker 2: like what video we showed her and come to find
Speaker 2: out that her sister, Sidney, and their friend Drew, they
Speaker 2: have a friend Drew too, because it's like everybody everybody
Speaker 2: needs a Drew in their life. They quote it to
Speaker 2: her all the time, but they've never showed her in
Speaker 2: the video.
Speaker 1: Do you mean everybody needs a Drew in their life?
Speaker 2: No, I was just saying that because, like I don't know,
Speaker 2: I like had to fill up this the rest of
Speaker 2: that sentence. Usually when I say something nice, it's because
Speaker 2: I had to fill up a sentence. It's not coming
Speaker 2: from my it's not genuine. No, I'm actually very complimensative,
Speaker 2: and I mean it because I'm a bad liar. So
Speaker 2: if I meet you and I don't give you a.
Speaker 1: Compliment, that's a bad sign.
Speaker 2: Yikes, that's also a lie because I don't want I
Speaker 2: don't want anybody to meet me and then I'm not,
Speaker 2: like you beautiful and they walk away and they're like
Speaker 2: she thought I was.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not even just joking when I say this.
Speaker 1: Every single person that's ever come up to us to
Speaker 1: say what's up, like whether they knew us from online
Speaker 1: or like whatever, like has been gorg Gina Grand Yeah. Like,
Speaker 1: and I'm not just saying that for like brownie points,
Speaker 1: like genuinely believe that with my whole check we.
Speaker 2: Only attract pretty bitches. It's kind of crazy, but.
Speaker 1: It makes tract if attracts attractive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like we're mirod. Hey, that was all attrattractive
Speaker 2: attracts attractiveness.
Speaker 1: No, no, attractive attracts tractive, attractive, attracts attractive. Okay, but
Speaker 1: if fucking ed Grallan Poe or whoever the fuck said that,
Speaker 1: it would be on every fucking poster in the world.
Speaker 2: Nobody thought other day, who was it? I think it
Speaker 2: was like somebody was like, oh, like Edgar Allan Poe
Speaker 2: wrote it, like you know, like Shakespeare or something, and
Speaker 2: like they were saying that Edgar Allan Poe was something
Speaker 2: that Shakespeare wrote, and that for the first time I
Speaker 2: was like, Damn, I'm really not that dumb, because you
Speaker 2: just the craziest thing I've.
Speaker 1: Everg Alan Poe more like Edward Allan Ho. Fuck ever,
Speaker 1: Alan Ho more like Edgar Allan Poe.
Speaker 2: Well, we need to talk about the epidemic of like
Speaker 2: staying up on the phone all night with like your
Speaker 2: first like crush or like person who you like when
Speaker 2: you're younger, Like did you ever do that? It's cute,
Speaker 2: but it's so embarrassing, Like, girl, hang out that fucking phone.
Speaker 2: That's it's gonna be next to your head.
Speaker 1: Your bill is crazy.
Speaker 2: Like electricity, you're rating for what just to be on
Speaker 2: the phone. Also, I feel like always I would wake
Speaker 2: up and the phone would call would be done, Like
Speaker 2: somebody would always wake up before me and then hang
Speaker 2: up the fucking phone I supposed to do.
Speaker 1: I never had that. I've never had that. That tracks
Speaker 1: like the do you mean?
Speaker 2: I just I don't know. I can't imagine anybody like
Speaker 2: meeting you and being like, oh, I'm going to stay
Speaker 2: on the phone with him all night.
Speaker 1: I got hoes Okay.
Speaker 2: I actually I do believe you. I got stay up
Speaker 2: on the phone all night hose heh No, I would
Speaker 2: stay on the phone with you all night, but I
Speaker 2: actually know I wouldn't because I would rather just hang
Speaker 2: out with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, we would just go to each other's room. Also,
Speaker 1: I've been doing I've been doing this bit recently where
Speaker 1: I'll call ya at like two am and then just
Speaker 1: be like.
Speaker 2: Hey, Hello, Hey, are you okay?
Speaker 1: I miss you.
Speaker 2: We were staying in the same hotel, but in different rooms.
Speaker 2: And I'm not kidding. The second I walked into my room,
Speaker 2: I had just checked in or walked away from Drew,
Speaker 2: and the second I walked in, he called.
Speaker 1: Me and he was like hello, and she was like, what,
Speaker 1: what's is everything?
Speaker 2: I got scared. I thought something was happening. I thought
Speaker 2: someone was in his fucking room or something, or someone
Speaker 2: followed him to his room. Like I actually got really scared.
Speaker 2: And he was like I just I miss you. And
Speaker 2: then I was like girl, fuck you and I hung up.
Speaker 1: Well we're doing Wingstop night tonight, y'all.
Speaker 2: Oh, we're gonna eat wings Stop. I'm so fucking excited.
Speaker 2: I won't be specific, but there are certain haters in
Speaker 2: New York about Wings Stop. There's ops, there's ops over.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's who the fucking with therapists or whatever the
Speaker 1: fuck she is the girl that wrapped my aura.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's who she's, My God, that is who she's
Speaker 2: talking to us. She's talking about the evil entity who
Speaker 2: has a problem that we eat wing Stop. The thing
Speaker 2: is like, don't yuck my fucking yum period, bitch. I'm
Speaker 2: getting my protein. I'm having my fucking chicken like oh
Speaker 2: if oh, but but if I was eating boiled fucking
Speaker 2: sad rot in met with like broccoli on the side,
Speaker 2: Everybody's like, oh my god, oh my god. Yes, my queen,
Speaker 2: my healthy queen. Wingstop is just that but happy exactly.
Speaker 1: It's happiness. It's pure, Like I don't think you'll understand. Like,
Speaker 1: no drug, Yeah, no drug on earth can give me
Speaker 1: the same feeling as licking the lid of a ranch
Speaker 1: cup from Wingstop. Like that shit like really shifts shifts
Speaker 1: my like whole night. Like I could be having the
Speaker 1: worst day of my life and then there's a Wingstop
Speaker 1: cup there. I'm licking that goddamn lid and it's literally
Speaker 1: giving me, giving me molly euphoria.
Speaker 2: Okay, I will say, though, as much as I ride
Speaker 2: for Wingstop.
Speaker 3: I'll ride for you Wingstop because I ride for you Wingstop,
Speaker 3: I don't know that I can have it, and someone's
Speaker 3: gonna get mad because I've been seeing people in the
Speaker 3: YouTube comments being like and you're trying not to mention
Speaker 3: being high.
Speaker 2: Impossible challenge, like just.
Speaker 1: Mention it without saying I was.
Speaker 2: High, Like I would never have Wingstop sober. That's where
Speaker 2: I will say the two things that will stop me
Speaker 2: from having wing Stop. I'm so sorry is the sun
Speaker 2: and being sober, because I did that combination once. I
Speaker 2: had it when the sun was out and I was
Speaker 2: not high.
Speaker 1: WHOA I thought you meaning what like when you said
Speaker 1: the only thing that will stop me is the sun,
Speaker 1: I thought you might No.
Speaker 2: No, I'm daylight like that is a nighttime if okay,
Speaker 2: I will say, like, I love Wingstop to death. You
Speaker 2: have Wingstop in the daytime, you are diabolical unless it's
Speaker 2: like a cold bite out of the fringe. But like
Speaker 2: ordering Wingstop at one pm UV nine, you're literally going
Speaker 2: to jo you were crazy. Something is wrong.
Speaker 1: The outside is cooked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's just certain foods that should not be had
Speaker 2: when God is watching. When the lights are on outside
Speaker 2: and God can see you clearly and doesn't need to
Speaker 2: use night vision. There's just certain things you shouldn't be eating,
Speaker 2: and Wingstop is one of those things. I also feel
Speaker 2: like that about like most fast food. For some reason,
Speaker 2: in my head, fast food in general was for the
Speaker 2: night time. Having it in the daytime.
Speaker 1: Nighttime my time, literally nighttime my fast food time.
Speaker 2: If I was pregnant and I had quadruple if I
Speaker 2: would die, baby, if I if I, if I if I.
Speaker 1: You know, what's something that I know? It's what is it?
Speaker 2: If you were so bad at singing songs back? It's
Speaker 2: crazy way, No, what was the song you were singing?
Speaker 2: I think it was a Steve Lacy song you were
Speaker 2: trying to sing the other day and you like were
Speaker 2: singing it to us. It was me and Rain, I think,
Speaker 2: and you were just singing it and we were like,
Speaker 2: what song are you singing?
Speaker 1: I don't remember what it was. No, was it the
Speaker 1: valley guy with the nails and his hair?
Speaker 2: Okay, the valley guy with the nails and.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about, shoulder pads tiso.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, No, it was a Teaso song. Fuck, you
Speaker 2: were trying the valley.
Speaker 1: Because he has a song about like a valley doc.
Speaker 1: I've already we've already had this conversation.
Speaker 2: Okay, a valley doc. I don't think he talks about that.
Speaker 1: What his new song that like? You really like it?
Speaker 1: A has four parts to it.
Speaker 2: I'm on the mouth side.
Speaker 1: He was giving anxiety, giving me a reason I'm outs.
Speaker 1: Holy shit. See, I was like using my vocal inflection.
Speaker 1: I was using my diaphragm to push the words out
Speaker 1: instead of screaming them. Because every time someone's singing around me,
Speaker 1: I can tell they're screaming the vocals, but like me,
Speaker 1: it just comes out naturally, and I'm enunciating in the vows.
Speaker 1: I'm dropping it. I'm dropping it down. I know a
Speaker 1: lot about singing, y'all.
Speaker 2: You really don't. Were you in like choir or anything
Speaker 2: growing up? Uh?
Speaker 1: No, I was too. Or I was in like a
Speaker 1: church choir up until like fourth grade, when going into
Speaker 1: fifth grade, I dropped out. No, no, I was in
Speaker 1: in fifth grade going into sixth grade since we were
Speaker 1: moving to the middle school, I dropped out. But you
Speaker 1: had to do like an audition in front of the
Speaker 1: whole class, and I had so much social anxiety. I
Speaker 1: was friends with literally everybody because my school like class
Speaker 1: was so small. But I had so much anxiety perform
Speaker 1: anxiety that I literally all of my friends took the
Speaker 1: class and I was the only one that didn't, And
Speaker 1: it was so fun. And I had FOMO all year
Speaker 1: because they would go on like choir trips and all
Speaker 1: their shit, and I wasn't allowed to because I didn't
Speaker 1: do that fucking performance in front of everybody. But in
Speaker 1: grade school, like young young school, I was like, like elementary,
Speaker 1: I was in church choir.
Speaker 2: Do they take you on field trips in high school?
Speaker 2: Because I don't remember going on any field trips in
Speaker 2: high school that I.
Speaker 1: Might do them for like certain clubs, but I don't think.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did, like speech and debate trips like those
Speaker 4: debate what are you debating, Penis?
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get a good one, really good.
Speaker 2: Every video will always be the video James Charles and
Speaker 2: somebody like added him like doing an explosive for.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Mark Jacobs Show. We didn't really talk about that, y'all.
Speaker 1: We did it again.
Speaker 2: Again.
Speaker 1: We pushed pushed boundaries Furday, Saturday Sunday. It was fun.
Speaker 1: We spoke to Cardi b It was so nice. It
Speaker 1: was crazy. I'll let you talk about that moment.
Speaker 2: So if you don't know, Mark Jacobs just did their show,
Speaker 2: I still am not really sure if oh no, I
Speaker 2: think it was a fall winter show. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 2: Or maybe it was spring summer.
Speaker 1: Who fucking no, it's definitely fall winter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they did their full winter show and it was
Speaker 2: freaking amazing.
Speaker 1: We're talking about us though we're not talking about that brand.
Speaker 1: We're talking about us here.
Speaker 2: But we usually go and they'll have us like this
Speaker 2: is a second time going. We go and we like
Speaker 2: interview people and talk to people, which is very fun
Speaker 2: but also nerve wracking because we basically have to chase
Speaker 2: after people and like hope that they're not mean to
Speaker 2: us and we'll just like let us ask them a
Speaker 2: stupid question. Most people are very nice. Cardi b was
Speaker 2: so fucking nice.
Speaker 1: Uh. We see Alex Cansani is literally like I know
Speaker 1: y'all see who she is online, but like in person,
Speaker 1: like she's like angelic, like it's crazy, and she's so
Speaker 1: fucking funny too, Like she's so witty, like quick, like
Speaker 1: it's even like comedically intimidating for like me, I.
Speaker 2: Know, it's rare to get around somebody and like I
Speaker 2: feel like they make me feel quiet. But Alex always
Speaker 2: makes me feel like a quiet person, like because she's
Speaker 2: so quick to a point where I'm like fuck okay.
Speaker 2: Like also, the second you get into a conversation with her,
Speaker 2: she can like drop a funny thing, especially when the
Speaker 2: camera's around. She is like so quick on our she
Speaker 2: is so born to be an entertainer, it is actually insane.
Speaker 2: She's one of those people and like Barbie is one
Speaker 2: of those people who Barbie is like so witty and
Speaker 2: so quick that around like someone like Barbie too. Sometimes
Speaker 2: I'm like fuck, I'm like not fat, Like I'm literally
Speaker 2: not fast enough to keep up with you.
Speaker 1: But Alex, like if she wanted to, she could drop modeling,
Speaker 1: drop the internet, everything and pick up stand up and
Speaker 1: genuinely be so good at it. Yeah, like the way
Speaker 1: her mind work, her.
Speaker 2: Mind, her mind, Hermione Granger, Hermione Ranger spoke to Alex,
Speaker 2: spoke to missus Cardy. I'm trying to think of who
Speaker 2: else we spoke to. That was like a key Oh.
Speaker 2: I went up to Anna Wintour yeah, and bothered her,
Speaker 2: Which That's what I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1: All I said, all I could get out was thank
Speaker 1: you for everything. Thank you for ever, Like, what did
Speaker 1: she do? Well? Thank you for what? She was probably like,
Speaker 1: what are these fucking psycho tweaks? I was terrified that, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I thought she was gonna like spin
Speaker 1: on me. R some damn. But yeah. We also spoke
Speaker 1: to Tara Yummy, who was a fucking key. She's the girl,
Speaker 1: super nice, she's really sweet. We sat next to her
Speaker 1: at the show too. She was she was a vibe.
Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't think that she wasn't gonna be
Speaker 1: a vibe. I've only heard like good things about her,
Speaker 1: but she was a key. I didn't realize how many
Speaker 1: fucking likes she got on it.
Speaker 2: She so stuck on that girl.
Speaker 1: That shit blew my fucking mind. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: she's getting like literally six hundred thousand likes, Like I
Speaker 1: don't ever pay attention to that shit literally ever.
Speaker 2: But for some reason, that you met a superstar and
Speaker 2: you didn't even notice you made me feel good about
Speaker 2: myself because I'm so not tapped into like anything.
Speaker 1: I'm just like in my own world and focusing on
Speaker 1: my own craft and my own arts, and I'm doing
Speaker 1: this for me that like, I'm not trying to appease
Speaker 1: like other people, you know, Like because when once I
Speaker 1: start trying to like do it for other people, it
Speaker 1: becomes a job because it starts me coming like monetarily incentivized,
Speaker 1: and that's just no longer creative or fun. So what
Speaker 1: I try to do is I create things for myself
Speaker 1: in peace and in solitude, and that's where I find
Speaker 1: the most cathartic releases.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, but you were amazed by Tara.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I no, she was so sweet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was really really nice.
Speaker 1: Dunk on her.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's the smallest person I think I've ever met.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could, like dunk, I could jump over her. Standing.
Speaker 2: She like reminds me like of what I wanted to
Speaker 2: be in like high school, when it was like a
Speaker 2: braggadocious thing to be like, yeah, my feet are tiny,
Speaker 2: Like that's like to me, Tara, Like when you're like yeah,
Speaker 2: I still like in high school in middle school, I
Speaker 2: would be like, yeah, I still like my Jordans are
Speaker 2: I wear size for So?
Speaker 1: Wait, look how small my hand is. Wait that's actually
Speaker 1: crazy and just handed like dwarfs mine. Do you have giant,
Speaker 1: enormous hands or do I just have to saout my
Speaker 1: hands that was crazy. Did you see that?
Speaker 2: But yeah, we met Tara. She was super like sweet
Speaker 2: and funny. It was also hilarious because we were like
Speaker 2: filming intros and stuff and we kept saying to the
Speaker 2: camera that we like or gotten there. We were like
Speaker 2: our friendsorrow's here. So everyone on the Mark team thought
Speaker 2: we like already had met Tara in person. So then
Speaker 2: they went up to her and they were like, oh, like,
Speaker 2: Drew and En you're here. And she's like, oh cool,
Speaker 2: and they were like you guys are friends and she
Speaker 2: was like, uh not, I don't know them.
Speaker 1: They thought there was like beef.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we accudently like made everyone curious.
Speaker 1: But no, it's because if we give actor, we give
Speaker 1: actor boots.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: Like it's just hard.
Speaker 2: We're just like quick on our feet. We're actresses, ac
Speaker 2: Trees what else.
Speaker 1: Oh I was supposed to meet Little Uzi vert but
Speaker 1: that didn't happen, But we're gonna make that happen one day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have a bit planned with Little Uzzi and he
Speaker 1: said yes to it, so it's gonna happen. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: just people for that, oh it never happens.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people like in five years a gonna be like
Speaker 2: remember when like Drew Phillips randomly said he was gonna
Speaker 2: like hang out with lozi Ver.
Speaker 1: Well, it's not shocking because like Shawn Mendez, Justin Bieber,
Speaker 1: Jacob Alridy, all twins of mine, by the way, are
Speaker 1: all really close to me. And Timothy Chalamat, like when
Speaker 1: he was filming Bones and all, like he was really
Speaker 1: method acting and like he was trying to eat my
Speaker 1: fingers and shit, and I was like, bro, we're like friends,
Speaker 1: Like you can't eat me.
Speaker 2: You don't know him. My biggest dream is that one
Speaker 2: of those people somehow stumble upon a clip of Drew
Speaker 2: just being fucking crazy and publicly saying that they're friends.
Speaker 1: I mean, I did meet Shawn Mendez, will insert the clip.
Speaker 2: I don't know that I would consider that a meeting video.
Speaker 1: No, that was fully meeting, considering me standing forty five
Speaker 1: ft away.
Speaker 2: From in a public grocery store.
Speaker 1: Him like hiding from the cameras.
Speaker 2: We should start saying that every time we're in a
Speaker 2: room with like a huge celebrity, be like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I've met them like three times.
Speaker 1: I mean we got tea, but we can't say it
Speaker 1: out loud.
Speaker 2: Oh, Yeah, it's so crazy. It's so crazy. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: show was very fun.
Speaker 1: Looks for Corgina. We chased after Mark after the show,
Speaker 1: humiliatingly did not want to speak to us, but we
Speaker 1: were literally forced like animals to chase that.
Speaker 2: Like clowns, to run after Mark Jacobs and tell him
Speaker 2: that his show was amazing. And he had his huge
Speaker 2: box mod in his hand and he just looked at me.
Speaker 1: And those long ass damn ass nails.
Speaker 2: Oh fucking nails, bro. People are obsessed with the nails.
Speaker 1: You were already on the nails though, Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: on the foot nails like before.
Speaker 2: Everybody like like, it's not talking to see like a
Speaker 2: man in long nails. We want to see them on
Speaker 2: your feet.
Speaker 1: Show your feet, show your fucking feet, Like, let me
Speaker 1: see your fucking feet, Like I'm not kidding, let me
Speaker 1: see the fuck you know when Lady Guards.
Speaker 2: I showed me your teeth, like, show me your feet, dude.
Speaker 2: The video of Rihanna highest fucking Coachella, like watching Lady,
Speaker 2: I'm be like, show me your teeth. Why did I
Speaker 2: see it?
Speaker 1: Like it was so spooky, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I also got blisters from wearing those Kiki boots.
Speaker 1: So that's oh, bitch, my picture of me and the Kiky's.
Speaker 2: Oh, the scary video of you.
Speaker 1: I was tearing up the runway'll they almost let me
Speaker 1: wear them. Actually, I decided not to wear it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because your fucking toes were curdling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not kidding. My pinky toe with like is
Speaker 1: like my thumb right now. It was like curled underneath,
Speaker 1: and every step I took, I would have to like
Speaker 1: arch my toes like this. So I didn't literally rip
Speaker 1: my pinky toe off. I could feel it, like the
Speaker 1: fibers connecting my toe like ripping. It was really scary boots.
Speaker 1: Scary boots. We'll insert the Kiki video though.
Speaker 2: No, you're walking really like. I don't think you should
Speaker 2: wear those.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my stomach.
Speaker 2: I don't know why. It pisses me off so bad
Speaker 2: when I smile and wave to a baby and they
Speaker 2: don't smile and wave back like something about that pisses
Speaker 2: me off so fucking bad because you're not better than me. Bitch.
Speaker 2: You're a fucking baby. You can't even walk, You have
Speaker 2: to get pushed around by your fucking parents. And I'm
Speaker 2: going on my way to smile and wave at you
Speaker 2: fucking smile.
Speaker 1: That's character growth. Fat, that's character growth for them, and
Speaker 1: it gets You're giving that high and hello to them
Speaker 1: to like grow their brain, and they're just not reciprocating
Speaker 1: that energy, and I just I feel like it's like
Speaker 1: really toxic.
Speaker 2: No it is. It's them being like, how are you
Speaker 2: a fucking baby and you have such a big ego already.
Speaker 1: Like you need to grow the like you're literally not
Speaker 1: better than.
Speaker 2: You're a fucking baby. Bit you can't even fucking walk.
Speaker 1: Like and I'm gonna wipe your ass.
Speaker 2: I'm literally gonna push you over and you're gonna roll
Speaker 2: around on the floor like a fucking water bottle.
Speaker 1: I need to start wearing diapers again, because it's been
Speaker 1: like five years.
Speaker 2: I can't believe babies just piss and pooping their diaper.
Speaker 2: That shit probably gets so cold.
Speaker 1: I want to pian a diaper still, y'all. I want
Speaker 1: to stand in the shower and pee in a diaper,
Speaker 1: not in like a gross, like sexual way, just to
Speaker 1: see what it feels like.
Speaker 2: Wasn't there a time where we were like bored as
Speaker 2: fuck during COVID and we were like, low key, we
Speaker 2: should get diapers and just all pissing them sit on.
Speaker 1: The couchs for four days.
Speaker 2: Because it had us bored as fuck. We were like,
Speaker 2: what if we all just diaper? Anybody else during COVID
Speaker 2: just really want to piss in a diaper For some reason,
Speaker 2: the weather during COVID was like gorgeous, but it's probably
Speaker 2: because there was less outside. Yeah, there was less emissions
Speaker 2: from all of our cars, no.
Speaker 1: Pollution, du la la.
Speaker 2: But but if that happened again, I would be hissed
Speaker 2: because like, well, the.
Speaker 1: Dan gay virus is happening.
Speaker 2: And no, no, it's July, so that's not.
Speaker 1: No, the Dan gay virus. There are twelve confirmed cases
Speaker 1: in Miami or in Florida, and that the mosquitoes are there.
Speaker 2: True, your dad being gay is not a virus Dan gay.
Speaker 2: You can't just say, oh, Dan gay virus, like that's
Speaker 2: fucked up.
Speaker 1: That's actually too I didn't even think about that. That
Speaker 1: is really toxic. I actually really didn't even think about that.
Speaker 1: But I add so many fucking words that are so unnecessary,
Speaker 1: like I'll be like literally actually I didn't actually literally
Speaker 1: think about that. It's like so annoying.
Speaker 2: You're like verbally dry.
Speaker 1: No, really, I really actually literally didn't even think about.
Speaker 2: That way, but like, is that a virus that's been
Speaker 2: around for a long time or is that a new one?
Speaker 2: Because I saw somebody on I don't know if it
Speaker 2: was false information, but there was like a mosquito that
Speaker 2: if it bit you, it made you alert to meet.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's twelve cases in Florida right now, and
Speaker 1: it's from mosquitos in Florida. It's not like a traveling case,
Speaker 1: like someone travels somewhere and gets it and then comes
Speaker 1: back like it's happening here. And then there's also probably
Speaker 1: hundreds more because a lot of the people that get
Speaker 1: the virus don't show sympathy.
Speaker 2: Not pronounced dangy fever dingy.
Speaker 1: I heard gay when I was watching the video. Oh
Speaker 1: it is dan gay, dann gay girl. Of course, the
Speaker 1: dang gay virus happens right after Pride, like like you
Speaker 1: people can't just like take what you get.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. The dang gay virus is transmitted humans
Speaker 2: through the bites of infected female mosquitos.
Speaker 1: Mosquito mosquito fucking women of every.
Speaker 2: Single always always be bloodthirsty, fucking scary animal.
Speaker 1: Sucubuses take take fuckubis.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Wait, Josie literally had fucking dengey fever.
Speaker 1: He might have.
Speaker 2: Abdominal pain or tenderness, lethargy, or restlessness. Laboratory finding of
Speaker 2: increasing HCT concurrent with rapid decrease in plants. Okay, plants
Speaker 2: to lent count? Girl, what the fuck? Persistent vomiting? Okay?
Speaker 2: Do you die from it? Yes? Or no?
Speaker 1: I think so? Fatality rates like pretty.
Speaker 2: Gnarly less than one percent.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the mortality rate. Yeah, oh girl, Maybe I'm
Speaker 1: thinking of zica or some shit. You might be thinking
Speaker 1: of zec of Wait, no, there's zeke malaria. I'm thinking
Speaker 1: of malaria.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so dungey isn't even that bad?
Speaker 1: Girls, not even sick?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, you're good.
Speaker 1: But imagine everybody gets at one percent of the world
Speaker 1: gets it and dies. That's crazy. All right, y'all, I'm
Speaker 1: so fucking sad lately. Why just sad?
Speaker 2: What's making you sad? Do you want to talk about
Speaker 2: it on our podcast to like a huge audience? No?
Speaker 1: Oh, no, y'all know the fig tree? What?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh? Gag gat gang, gag gay gag y'all. We were
Speaker 1: in Times Square on a billboard. Yeah, we were on
Speaker 1: a billboard in Times Square, the Times Square, and it
Speaker 1: wasn't in some bunk ass spot a street over like
Speaker 1: it was in the thick of it all. It was there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we went we took pictures with it, and
Speaker 2: everybody was staring at us and like like this. Also,
Speaker 2: it's so funny because our the billboard said Drew and
Speaker 2: Enya instead of like emergency.
Speaker 1: Podcast, emergency podcast.
Speaker 2: No, I'm I just want Wingstop so bad.
Speaker 1: We have to go hang out with thirty six people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have to go hang out with a bunch
Speaker 2: of friends because we're so popular. I'm not getting wing
Speaker 2: stup does something for me that's like really good, but
Speaker 2: I won't like bring the conversation back to wing stuff
Speaker 2: because we already want and it for for like ten minutes, Okay,
Speaker 2: But yeah, we had a billboard and it was freaking
Speaker 2: awesome and I waited till the last five minutes of
Speaker 2: it being up to go look at it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a good video of me, like doing
Speaker 1: the tilt dance in front of it.
Speaker 2: Feeling is well with you? The fact that your mom
Speaker 2: filled films that is like, what's so.
Speaker 1: Crazy that he's fucking talking about my mom failed me?
Speaker 1: It's like a kai joke.
Speaker 2: She filled you with milky minky Milky's Wait, but why
Speaker 2: have you been sad? I'm confused.
Speaker 1: I'm come, fig tree?
Speaker 2: What about your fig tree?
Speaker 1: Like all the fruit on it is gonna raw off
Speaker 1: because I can't make a fucking decision on what I
Speaker 1: want to do with my life.
Speaker 2: Oh you mean that fucking quote about the fig tree?
Speaker 1: I really it's got me. It has me fucking thinking.
Speaker 1: I even wrote down a list of everything I want
Speaker 1: to do in my life, and I'm like, cool.
Speaker 2: What is it you want to do that's going to
Speaker 2: take that much time?
Speaker 1: Literally everything? It's embarrassing to say, so I'll tell you
Speaker 1: in private. But like I want to I want to
Speaker 1: make like a fucking cartoon, But like animation is too hard,
Speaker 1: nick inexpensive. I want to make documentaries because I have
Speaker 1: a bunch of good documentary ideas.
Speaker 2: You're only twenty six, you have like more than enough
Speaker 2: time to do most of the things you want to do.
Speaker 1: But like i'd have to commit to one of them.
Speaker 2: Now, Well, pick the first one and like start working
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 1: On the side, all of them are difficult.
Speaker 2: Documentary it's hard because you would have to like dedicate
Speaker 2: like a lot of time, so that would have to
Speaker 2: be way later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have such a good documentary idea and it's
Speaker 1: I already got a yes from the dude that I
Speaker 1: want to make it on. But I just know it's
Speaker 1: a can of worms. I just know once I go
Speaker 1: in there, like it's gonna end up me being me
Speaker 1: Josh and Lucas filming it for like three months. But
Speaker 1: also I'm just so bad at interviewing people. But like
Speaker 1: I know, like the Werner Hertzog method is like to
Speaker 1: get them to do like thirty different takes and like
Speaker 1: them delivering it like they were angry like or like
Speaker 1: they were happy, or like they were sad. So then
Speaker 1: he can like go back into the edit and like
Speaker 1: fully contrive the story how he wants it to be.
Speaker 1: But I don't know, we'll see.
Speaker 2: I feel like you could do one like the cartoon one.
Speaker 2: I guess. Actually, yeah, a lot of it does take
Speaker 2: a lot of time, but specifically a lot of it
Speaker 2: takes a lot of time and money and you wouldn't
Speaker 2: be able to do like other work. But you know what,
Speaker 2: it's not that deep because you were literally twenty six.
Speaker 2: If you live up to seventy five you have, so I.
Speaker 1: Do have sixty nine years. I have sixty nine.
Speaker 2: You're not seventeen. You're not like you have to come
Speaker 2: to terms with the fact that you are and you're not.
Speaker 2: Pretty man, I'm okay with that. You you're saying you're
Speaker 2: going low because I'm trying to bring you back to
Speaker 2: a reality and help you confront something that is upsetting
Speaker 2: you and giving you try.
Speaker 1: The reality is my reality, real reality.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I feel like you have a lot of
Speaker 2: time to do stuff. But also you're talking to somebody
Speaker 2: who has like an empty brain and not a lot
Speaker 2: of wants, so I can't relate to wanting to do anything.
Speaker 1: I think the main one I'm gonna pursue is our
Speaker 1: TV show. Yeah, that's the one.
Speaker 2: That sets off like a domino effect to do like
Speaker 2: other things in the creative industry.
Speaker 1: TV show coming soon, y'all. We're manifesting. We're claiming that energy.
Speaker 1: You see, We're claiming that energy. Does everybody claim that
Speaker 1: energy for us? Please? Knock on wood, knock on wood. Sorry, universe,
Speaker 1: I'm not cocky. I'm literally, like genuinely just so grateful
Speaker 1: for everything that you've blessed me. With thank you, universe.
Speaker 1: What do you want to do with your life?
Speaker 2: Literally nothing?
Speaker 1: That is the dream.
Speaker 2: Like my dream is to be at a point where
Speaker 2: I can like sustain and like help my family and
Speaker 2: then disappear. That's what I do this for.
Speaker 1: Remember when I used to say, once I get seven
Speaker 1: million dollars, I'm going to disappear. Mind you not even
Speaker 1: you haven't even chipped.
Speaker 2: You haven't even chipped the first step.
Speaker 1: But I literally said, I said, if I don't have
Speaker 1: a million dollars by twenty five, I'm killing myself.
Speaker 2: And look at you, alive and well.
Speaker 1: Without a million dollars. I just like got fucking mental help.
Speaker 2: Dude. I actually don't know, Like I don't know how
Speaker 2: people are supposed to make like that much. But we
Speaker 2: don't need to get into.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't need to talk about talk about all that.
Speaker 2: But uh, yeah, I don't have like I don't have
Speaker 2: like any extreme wants, especially like as of right now,
Speaker 2: Like there's certain things that I like would like to do,
Speaker 2: like at one point in my life, I don't have
Speaker 2: anything that's like necesscessarily career driven, Like you know what,
Speaker 2: I think it'd be cool to act in something like
Speaker 2: that would be fun for.
Speaker 1: Me, like yeah, and we'll direct it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But also I kind of want to be in
Speaker 2: like someone else's thing. That's but I want to be
Speaker 2: in like a small thing, Like I would like to
Speaker 2: be in like a small funny like.
Speaker 1: Like almost indie vine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like an indie thing, just to do it, just
Speaker 2: like I really just want to do it, to experience it,
Speaker 2: because the things I have been able to be a
Speaker 2: part of, I'm like, wow, this isn't insane, Like it's
Speaker 2: cool to see the inner workings of the machine that
Speaker 2: makes content of that form.
Speaker 1: Or we literally wear in a movie, an indie movie
Speaker 1: Addie Daddy. Yeah, I go go check out Addie Daddy.
Speaker 1: Me and Ya Josh and Lucas were in it, and
Speaker 1: Lucas and Enya's characters were so fucking funny.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I would like like to do something like that,
Speaker 2: but I'm not like hell bent on it. I eventually
Speaker 2: would like to make music, but like in my head,
Speaker 2: I want to make like cute, sweet music when I'm.
Speaker 1: Like forty years steal guitar bro.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to make like he can get in aur.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what you could do is start a
Speaker 1: pop career right now. Because everybody won't shut the fuck
Speaker 1: up about your song, like I didn't have one.
Speaker 2: I know, Kai and you were low key jealous, like
Speaker 2: y'all are making them.
Speaker 1: Jealous, Loki, I'm high. No, I am literally just joking
Speaker 1: so bad.
Speaker 2: I literally feel bad because it was like Kai's idea
Speaker 2: to like make girls and stuff, and then everybody was
Speaker 2: talking about mine so much, and I was like, damn,
Speaker 2: I feel like I like intruded on something.
Speaker 1: No one gives a flying fuck me and k I don't.
Speaker 1: But no, I've been like such a big advocate for
Speaker 1: you singing for so long, like and you know that
Speaker 1: I've been telling you for the last five years.
Speaker 2: I know. Every now and then where in the car,
Speaker 2: Dur will be like, why don't you just make music?
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, oh, I don't know, and then
Speaker 2: I keep singing my little song. I think I want
Speaker 2: to make music just like later on in my life,
Speaker 2: but like, yeah, I don't have any like goal that
Speaker 2: are like I need to do this to feel fulfilled, because.
Speaker 1: They're not like the problem.
Speaker 2: I'm like waiting. I'm waiting on like I feel like
Speaker 2: I wait for things to come to me and then
Speaker 2: I accept them. I'm not like searching for any kind
Speaker 2: of thing to for fulfill it, because the things that
Speaker 2: are going to fulfill me is making sure my family's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also like having like financial and material things in
Speaker 1: your head that are like these are the things that like,
Speaker 1: once I get, I'm gonna be good and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be happy. And then you get those things and it's
Speaker 1: just onto the fucking next, and it's like a perpetual
Speaker 1: evil cycle of wanting more and more and more and
Speaker 1: more and more more and more and more more, and
Speaker 1: you're never truly happy once you realize what you got
Speaker 1: and what you have in front of you and around you.
Speaker 1: That's true, true happiness because like we are all fed,
Speaker 1: we all got roofs, we all got family, and we
Speaker 1: got like great found family friends. Like that's really all
Speaker 1: you find.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like grateful where I'm asked. So I think
Speaker 2: that's also why I'm like I don't really need much
Speaker 2: else as of right now. Like, of course I could
Speaker 2: always like want stupid shit, but the new Prada bag,
Speaker 2: the new museum collection wouldn't hurt.
Speaker 1: I saw a fucking comment that is the meanest thing
Speaker 1: anybody's ever said to me, And not only was it
Speaker 1: the meanest thing anybody said to me? Ten thousand people agreed,
Speaker 1: at least girl. The comment was like, why every time
Speaker 1: I see Drew he gets wetter, Like he just looks.
Speaker 2: Wet your moist? Your moist is fucked. That's because that's
Speaker 2: like a huge insecurity of yours. You mean, like, do
Speaker 2: I look oily?
Speaker 1: Do I look my oil on my fucking face? But
Speaker 1: it's also my fault because I use that snail mucan
Speaker 1: and that's what makes me glossy and shiny, and.
Speaker 2: For a while it's now stale musin.
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, this ship is like, this is
Speaker 1: giving everything I wanted it to give. But apparently I
Speaker 1: look fucking slimy, like a snail's asshole.
Speaker 2: I don't think you look slimy. You look slimy in
Speaker 2: a way where like I wouldn't trust you, but not slimy,
Speaker 2: like in a way where you like actually look oily.
Speaker 2: Oh you're drinking cumpwater.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course you look slimy in a way. Mmm.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, I got you like you're wet
Speaker 1: because I'm so sexy and you're like leaving a snail
Speaker 1: trout behind every time you look at me because I'm attractive.
Speaker 2: You are attractive, you know that.
Speaker 1: I literally no, I'm not. Don't even like, don't even
Speaker 1: get me started, because everybody's gonna everybody's gonna leave me
Speaker 1: in fucking comments about my appearance.
Speaker 2: No, people always say you're hot, like you're crazy. You
Speaker 2: know what it is? Is like Drew went from getting
Speaker 2: no comments about his appearance ever to being called like
Speaker 2: sexy way too often. So now you're bar of what
Speaker 2: you need to like suffice.
Speaker 1: I need bugle fat removal. I need botox in my
Speaker 1: massive muscles. I need zygoat implants.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is zygoat?
Speaker 1: I think they're the like the zygomatic bone in your cheek.
Speaker 1: I need a facelift. I need a hair cut.
Speaker 2: You need self love.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think our phones are destroying us because humans have
Speaker 2: always naturally been obsessed with their looks and shit. But
Speaker 2: the vocabulary and the way it's infiltrated our day to
Speaker 2: day lives now is so scary. And we already had
Speaker 2: like Tumbler and things like that that made you feel
Speaker 2: less than and made you feel like you had to
Speaker 2: chase beauty standards, and the Internet was doing that. But
Speaker 2: now TikTok is so interesting because it's like in such
Speaker 2: a subliminal way, like it's become just modern vocabulary to
Speaker 2: make a comment about the way you look in a
Speaker 2: meaning way. And we need to change the vibe and
Speaker 2: everybody needs to just be like overly cocky to undo
Speaker 2: and swing the pendulum the other way, and everybody needs
Speaker 2: to be like, I'm sexy, I'm hot, i am so
Speaker 2: fucking sligh, like we need.
Speaker 1: I am hot, I am.
Speaker 2: Free, I am free, I am crazy, I am sexy.
Speaker 1: Everything is so crazy. Everything is so crazy because we're
Speaker 1: so crazy. We're so crazy. Should we scroll down TikTok
Speaker 1: and see what comes up? I mean, Pride Month is over,
Speaker 1: Thank fucking god. They're ripping down all the flags, Like
Speaker 1: I'm tired of seeing all that shit around anyways, Like.
Speaker 2: Dude, I literally couldn't stop laughing about the idea of
Speaker 2: like a business.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, it was an Alan Iverson edit. Should I
Speaker 1: go on my Alan Irison tangent? No, No, it's actually
Speaker 1: really lit. It's actually really Basically, when he was seventeen,
Speaker 1: he was in a brawl at a fight, and every
Speaker 1: single school in the world dropped him. And the only
Speaker 1: school that stayed around was Georgetown. He got sentenced to
Speaker 1: fourteen years in prison.
Speaker 2: What, yes, we're wearing a bral?
Speaker 1: No, No, he was in a brawl.
Speaker 2: Bro. I thought he got all that BACKLAS for being
Speaker 2: seen wearing a bra. And I was like, holy shit,
Speaker 2: we are so fucked you, Joe were wearing a bral.
Speaker 1: This was like in nineteen ninety three, by brawl.
Speaker 2: Why the fuck didn't you say fight.
Speaker 1: Because I have a great vocabulary, like duh, No.
Speaker 2: Because you you have that fucking weird Southern drawl, so
Speaker 2: you cannot say brawl like yeah, because it sounds like
Speaker 2: you're saying brawl.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, So he went to jail.
Speaker 1: He went to jail for four months, and then was
Speaker 1: pardoned by the mayor of I think West Virginia or
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck u Rginia town. And then he proceeded
Speaker 1: to be one of the greatest NBA players of all time.
Speaker 1: He brought swag to the league. He's the dude that
Speaker 1: got corn rows side state or.
Speaker 2: Like on the oh getting his hair down.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, literally the most iconic sick fucking moment.
Speaker 2: The only thing I care about in basketball is the
Speaker 2: TNT guys making fun of the outfits that the basketball
Speaker 2: players wear. That to me is so funny. And then
Speaker 2: that one basketball player who was getting like so made
Speaker 2: fun of because he was just copying a bunch of
Speaker 2: other players who and their reactions to winning. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: like anythink it's possible.
Speaker 1: He did it, like so crazy, he did it. We
Speaker 1: did it.
Speaker 2: Joeit jo Okay, Well, this is where my brain was
Speaker 2: at last night. If you're wondering me saying I would
Speaker 2: be like me saying like, oh, it was in silent
Speaker 2: films like that.
Speaker 1: Wait, what like a viner or a minor. No, so
Speaker 1: d It's actually crazy that I'm a minor. Still, I
Speaker 1: feel like I've been a minor.
Speaker 2: You were a twenty six year old man with a
Speaker 2: fucking pod cast with a mustache who eats fast food
Speaker 2: every night. You were a grown man.
Speaker 1: Don't even don't even go there because you know that's
Speaker 1: not true. You know that's not true.
Speaker 2: But I was saying, like, it's crazy because I saw
Speaker 2: this TikTok that somebody commented what is Vine? Like I
Speaker 2: saw what's fine? And that freaked me out because I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, vine is literally vintage, like
Speaker 2: Vine is.
Speaker 1: A vintage decade or it's a decade so old.
Speaker 2: Now, And I was saying me, telling a young person
Speaker 2: like oh I was on Vine would be the equivalent
Speaker 2: of somebody being like, oh I was in silent films,
Speaker 2: like oh I was in the black and white pictures,
Speaker 2: like I was in the movie, I was on.
Speaker 1: The silver screen.
Speaker 2: Like It's literally like I would I'm so embarrassed to
Speaker 2: be like, oh I was a Viner.
Speaker 1: I would never claim that, yeah, because young.
Speaker 2: People would be like, you were a what bitch? The
Speaker 2: fuck are you talking about? Like even saying musically like
Speaker 2: it feels so old now, it just feels so far removed.
Speaker 2: So saying I was from Vine is really clocking my
Speaker 2: age in a way that I don't want to be doing.
Speaker 2: So I will not Bobby saying I was on Vine.
Speaker 2: I was never there. I was too busy being young
Speaker 2: and fun and somewhere else. And I just got in
Speaker 2: a podcast and it just happened miraculously.
Speaker 1: Thank God for giving me my two eyes that I
Speaker 1: got to open today.
Speaker 2: I'm not happy about opening my eyes today because I.
Speaker 1: Want two two lungs. We have two lungs, yeah, livers, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got two of every organ. You got two of
Speaker 1: every organ.
Speaker 2: You're literally lying because I don't have two hearts.
Speaker 1: You literally do.
Speaker 5: I'm just like just one night a wastedgether No too good, Damn.
Speaker 1: Media, media media.
Speaker 2: You don't have a syge up corner. I miss sign
Speaker 2: up corner.
Speaker 1: I don't have a sign up corner. I don't have
Speaker 1: a sign up corner or Drew stand up. I've been
Speaker 1: ran down, worked to the fucking bone. I can't do anything.
Speaker 1: I don't have any time for myself, and don't expect
Speaker 1: them in the next four episodes either because they're all
Speaker 1: getting recorded in two weeks or in one week. I'm cooked.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking fried, y'all. Hi are you a top? Hey? No? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Never never ever apologize for being yourself. That's how the
Speaker 1: straits kept us down for hundreds of years. I want
Speaker 1: to suck your dick till you nut in my mouth
Speaker 1: and your toes curl up asap. Who is this? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Wrong number? Hell no, you got the right number this time, dude.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm dying.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Before we started this episode, I okay, I started taking
Speaker 2: chlorophyl because it makes me nasty, But does anybody else
Speaker 2: have this? It constipates me. It literally when I take
Speaker 2: the dropper fluids, it gives me fucking diarrhea doodoo, and
Speaker 2: then when I take the pills for chlorophyll, it constipates me.
Speaker 2: So I guess I'm just meant to be fucking stinky
Speaker 2: as fuck this summer. And the thing is a lot
Speaker 2: of people see pretty girls and they're like, oh, she
Speaker 2: definitely doesn't stink. No, pretty girls smell the worst. That's
Speaker 2: the new room where I'm starting, So keep that in mind.
Speaker 1: That's true. It's a factually true, fucking statement. Umm yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't got shit for y'all. Sorry, y'all have also
Speaker 1: been lacking in the fucking emails. Bro.
Speaker 2: Here is my media of the freaking week Summer Breeze
Speaker 2: by Piper Deep Bluesy by Art Loan.
Speaker 1: Y'all need to stop filtering your pigs. You go missing.
Speaker 1: We're looking for a Miss America instead of Bigfoot. Savanna
Speaker 1: sent that one.
Speaker 2: We let the stars go by prefab Sprout and then
Speaker 2: that's the end of my.
Speaker 1: Media. Those BBL caskets gonna look like a guitar case.
Speaker 2: That's really good.
Speaker 1: I hate smoking with paranoid bitches. The fuck you mean?
Speaker 1: You saw the hash slinging Slasher did.
Speaker 2: My favorite rendition of.
Speaker 1: That is like Yogi Yamamoto Yama motive you mean you
Speaker 1: saw Yoji Yamamoto.
Speaker 2: I saw one where I was like the you mean
Speaker 2: you saw Michael.
Speaker 1: Jackson message me if you eat twizzlerds, I need you
Speaker 1: to bite somebody's tires for me. Bitches, be like going
Speaker 1: shopping and forgot to put the lifting at the end.
Speaker 1: That's India when she stole from Saphorida me in high.
Speaker 2: School when I was addicted to I almost said smoking
Speaker 2: when I.
Speaker 1: Those were from summer. Summer's carrying. Right now, I need
Speaker 1: some Dick fil A with a boll Anesian sauce. I
Speaker 1: need I need some Dick fil At with some Bolyonesian sauce.
Speaker 2: My favorite said was bitch, I hate anxiety, like oh no, no,
Speaker 2: what if something happens, Like it's so.
Speaker 1: What if something.
Speaker 2: Happens and I don't know what's gonna happen and it
Speaker 2: still happens.
Speaker 1: So basically, this person messaged me on my business email
Speaker 1: business inquiry.
Speaker 2: Doesn't mean that a bunch of y'all do this.
Speaker 1: I swear to God. If it's not syop corner or
Speaker 1: stand up bits, I don't want to fucking see it,
Speaker 1: but if.
Speaker 2: You're not being a free writer for the show.
Speaker 1: I exactly exactly. But they messaged me saying that they've
Speaker 1: been lying to their friends about being cousins with me
Speaker 1: and Enya for a very long time, and they started
Speaker 1: questioning them and they asked us if we could send
Speaker 1: them a video of us, being like hey cousin, Hey
Speaker 1: mih or hey miho eho eha eho. Fuck. But anyways, uh,
Speaker 1: we sat in the car and sent them a video
Speaker 1: of me. And then you're saying hello, like that's our
Speaker 1: best friend, that's our cousin, Like come to LA, we'll
Speaker 1: fly you out. We miss you, we haven't seen you
Speaker 1: in a few months. Da da da da da. Never
Speaker 1: got a fucking.
Speaker 2: Respond Yeah, they never responded, So.
Speaker 1: Don't ever try that shit with you. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So that was the first and last time I will
Speaker 2: ever be nice.
Speaker 1: See because I did that shit and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is going viral. I'm joking, joking and joking. No,
Speaker 1: I just wanted to see the reaction, like in the
Speaker 1: email or whatever.
Speaker 2: I know, I wanted to see if they actually showed
Speaker 2: it to their friends. Also, I think what I'm gonna
Speaker 2: do is like I've been having this idea because I've
Speaker 2: just been feeling like so creatively in a fog, and
Speaker 2: you know, I just like think, oh, I might be
Speaker 2: hitting burnout, and then I'm like, okay, so you know
Speaker 2: what would make me feel better is if I like
Speaker 2: did something good but filmed it and made a YouTube
Speaker 2: video out of it. So I'm starting to think I
Speaker 2: might do oh like giving yeah, or like going to
Speaker 2: like through a drive through and being like I'm going
Speaker 2: to pay for everybody in the line. Like here is
Speaker 2: like a gift card with like five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: That's actually really.
Speaker 2: And everybody today gets free food.
Speaker 1: Because you'll get a lot of praise online.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like I'll like quadruple that income if the
Speaker 2: video goes viral like a mister.
Speaker 1: Bast video that's actually like fascinating. Yeah, so you'll make
Speaker 1: more money than you give away, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's kind of the end goal. The
Speaker 2: end goal is to like give a little away. So
Speaker 2: maybe not five thousand. I was thinking like maybe fifty
Speaker 2: dollars on a gift car, but never saying the amount
Speaker 2: of being like I'm paying for everybody behind me, and
Speaker 2: it's insinuating that I paid for like fifty people's food,
Speaker 2: but really, I also my friend is going to be
Speaker 2: in the car behind me, so it's my food. Actually
Speaker 2: that's a crazy scam, like doing like a pay it forward,
Speaker 2: but really you're just paying for your own meal in
Speaker 2: the back for the car behind you filming it and
Speaker 2: making it seem like you just like did something amazing.
Speaker 1: We should try that out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna do that. So if you see a
Speaker 2: video where it's like me and all of our friends
Speaker 2: in our own cars in a long drive through line
Speaker 2: and we're like, we're gonna pay for everybody's don't say shit.
Speaker 1: Also also also also hold me to it. I need
Speaker 1: to record a doppelganger video soon a Drews go through
Speaker 1: the Drews lookalike account. Bully me until I do it,
Speaker 1: because I really want to start posting on YouTube again. Okay,
Speaker 1: my media, let's just pick a random fucking playlist and
Speaker 1: scroll through it, all.
Speaker 2: Right, Well to it?
Speaker 1: Ooh Breathe by Telepop Music and Angela McCluskey. Inner Voice
Speaker 1: by Hoover Phonic Strings of Life, Derek may I love
Speaker 1: that song, thirty five Summers Plaid Peace Seeker, Himera Love himera,
Speaker 1: Yeah my goal when Wilson Tanner and see you know,
Speaker 1: mo DJ Godfather, no mope, no mo, no moe.
Speaker 2: I just had to let you know, let you know,
Speaker 2: let you know. And one last thing, all remembered forever.
Speaker 1: In memory, in in memoriam of the old old set,
Speaker 1: we had our friend Leon do a painting in his
Speaker 1: style because we love it so fucking much. And she
Speaker 1: lives on forever in our hearts. And let's just say,
Speaker 1: big things coming soon.
Speaker 2: And let's just say we're putting this on a shirt.
Speaker 2: We're putting that on a shirt. All right, Well, thank
Speaker 2: you so much for walking. I almost said walking. Thank
Speaker 2: you guys so much for watching.
Speaker 1: Thank you for walking.
Speaker 2: If we seem out of it, it's because I'm losing
Speaker 2: my freaking mind. So mm hmm