WEBVTT - Our life is a movie

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, guys, welcome back home.

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<v Speaker 2>Most there.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, this is and I'm crazy and I'm in.

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<v Speaker 1>And I am so crazy too, and we're so crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>To me, everything is crazy. We are so crazy looking

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<v Speaker 1>at me, and I'm so crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you think you're the crazy girl, but I'm the

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<v Speaker 2>craziest girl because you're not as crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>As I'm the crazy person. I'm the crazy person. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>the lazy person.

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<v Speaker 2>As you can see, we are still in New York.

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<v Speaker 2>We are back in the stray Rats office using their

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<v Speaker 2>space for free as we should be.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me just tell you something. I just got a

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<v Speaker 1>sneak preview.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the next like drop, I think.

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<v Speaker 1>So is that true? Is that true?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>And that shit goes fucking hard, It goes.

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<v Speaker 2>So fucking crazy because crazy. Who the fuck is the

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<v Speaker 2>Bobba Duke? I already said that in the last episode

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<v Speaker 2>or in one of the episodes we filmed, but seriously, like,

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<v Speaker 2>where does actually that was my problems. I didn't look

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<v Speaker 2>up where the Babba Duke came from, but like that

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<v Speaker 2>was cracking me up in bed the other day. The

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<v Speaker 2>Babba Duke is like, I feel like I'm so late.

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<v Speaker 2>I never saw the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the greatest name of all time faby character. It's

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<v Speaker 1>literally Boobylla, like Baga Billa, shout out booby Alla. If

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<v Speaker 1>y'all know anything about Boobyala, it's that it's my dream

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<v Speaker 1>vacation spot with Oriyan. One day we'll end up there.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's a port city in Australia, so it's like

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<v Speaker 1>a concrete jungle similar to New York, without all the

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<v Speaker 1>buildings and fun. It's really just a shipping yard. But

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<v Speaker 1>I really want to visit boom Ya because that name

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<v Speaker 1>is so fucking funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Broh the Bobbaduke only like was originated in the early

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<v Speaker 2>two thousands. To me, the Bobba Duke has a name

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<v Speaker 2>that rings back like to the seventeen like old Saint

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<v Speaker 2>Nick Like yeah, Like to me, the name bob Duke

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<v Speaker 2>is like when humans first realized they could make up words,

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<v Speaker 2>and they were just kind of going crazy and going

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<v Speaker 2>just making sounds like That's what me ut about, Like

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<v Speaker 2>so many words is genuinely how did we get there? Like,

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<v Speaker 2>and I know I could look it up. I'm sure

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<v Speaker 2>there is a very in depth demonstration of how like

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<v Speaker 2>words just started happening. But imagine the first human to

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<v Speaker 2>hear their fucking voice, Like were they just silent? Like

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, it freaks me out.

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<v Speaker 1>You should take a page out of their book before

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<v Speaker 1>language is invented.

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<v Speaker 2>And be silent.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, thank you. Finally, I haven't had a moment

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<v Speaker 1>of silence in years. The old Ball and Chain is

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<v Speaker 1>always talking and the old Ball and Jane. Fuck, what

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<v Speaker 1>was I going to say? Piggybacking off of Baba Duke

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<v Speaker 1>and Bob y'all? Oh my Halloween costume, y'all, I really

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<v Speaker 1>need help, I really really need help.

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<v Speaker 2>Well do you want to say? Okay? Also, this is July.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, well, I've been thinking about it since January, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's really important to me that I have like

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<v Speaker 1>an advanced costumes.

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<v Speaker 2>What's craziest, It's not like it'd be one thing if

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<v Speaker 2>you were like Stassy Baby and like those girls who

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<v Speaker 2>really go in for their outfits, like they commit and

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<v Speaker 2>they like go in and they get like a full

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<v Speaker 2>custom beat and like fit and everything. But you just

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<v Speaker 2>throw you down. You order something on Amazon like a

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<v Speaker 2>week before.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm eating disorder off Amazon. No, y'all, it's really

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<v Speaker 1>important to me. I've just set the bar so high

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<v Speaker 1>several times. I basically invented outfits for people to do

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<v Speaker 1>and they copy me now, which I am fully fully

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<v Speaker 1>down for. I'm like, yes, I guess, gay little Monkey

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<v Speaker 1>and the paint eating grain.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a paint eating Grandpa is pretty huge. Harry Styles

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<v Speaker 2>was a good one. Yeah, damn you have that banger.

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<v Speaker 1>They're all bangers, and I'm having a fucking conniption fit

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about my next one.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the problem is if somebody recommends an outfit, like

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<v Speaker 2>an Halloween outfit to you, you're gonna be like upset

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<v Speaker 2>that you're taking.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody else, like they're gonna like give me. Yeah, well

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<v Speaker 1>it's a Bras summer dough. We got intel. The remix

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<v Speaker 1>album is coming soon. I'm lying, I don't actually know

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<v Speaker 1>if that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the remix album is coming soon and.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna be on it for real this time. No,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's very important to me. So should we tell

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<v Speaker 1>them my ideas? Or if I tell them, it won't

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<v Speaker 1>be a surprise anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing is one of your ideas you cannot fucking do,

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<v Speaker 2>like the I'm so crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the bag of chips on the head. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>see that's a banger, like gluing a bag of chips

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<v Speaker 1>to a headband and walking around like I'm that girl

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<v Speaker 1>in the grocery store, like I got a bag of

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<v Speaker 1>chips something. I can't take her anywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>She's so crazy, isn't it Like she took the picture

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<v Speaker 2>of herself.

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<v Speaker 1>You put the bag of chips on her head, and

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<v Speaker 1>she was like.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't take me anywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's.

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<v Speaker 2>There's something about you. You're something like you can't take

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<v Speaker 2>me anywhere. It's like you're not that crazy, Like you're just.

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<v Speaker 1>Not that she's crazy. I'm gonna look up bag of

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<v Speaker 1>chips on girl's head crazy, she's so crazy. Love her?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, wait, oh so her friend did post it. You

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<v Speaker 2>know what I'm thinking of. I'm thinking of like the

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<v Speaker 2>girl who's doing the regular Sephie and then she's like

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<v Speaker 2>like sticking her tongue out, like making a funny face.

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<v Speaker 2>You know I'm talking about where she's like it's like

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<v Speaker 2>her like smiling normal.

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<v Speaker 1>That she's like you know what I'm I'm vaguely but

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<v Speaker 1>that just reminded me of us Stabbing today. Stabbing today, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>There are so many like beautiful moments that the Internet

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<v Speaker 2>has given us it's actually unbelievable. Also, really, will we

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<v Speaker 2>really need to stop quoting random memes and stuff?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god with Devon last night, Bro, last night,

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<v Speaker 1>we were at dinner with Devon after the Mark after

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<v Speaker 1>the Mark Jacobs thing. It's just so small that I

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<v Speaker 1>forget that, like we do it? Like is that weird

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<v Speaker 1>to say? Like I just just so like a.

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<v Speaker 2>Movie, like our life is actually a movie.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a movie, but it's regular for us. Now, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not so useful. It's basically a documentary at this point,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it just gets boring by the end.

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<v Speaker 2>You feel like you're already it's like a docu series

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<v Speaker 2>where you're like, Okay, I watched three episodes. I kind

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<v Speaker 2>of know what's happening.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly exactly, and you already had it leaked three

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<v Speaker 1>years prior because the story already happened. Whatever. But we

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<v Speaker 1>were at dinner with Devon and me and Andya like

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<v Speaker 1>in Unison, both go Saturday Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, what day did you get here? And she

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<v Speaker 2>was like this twenty night and I was like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>that was Saturday, and me Andrew Saturday.

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday for Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>But she is she said it back to she's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>Saturday for Saturday. And then come to find out I

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<v Speaker 2>thought she'd seen the video, and I was like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god. This is like a once in a lifetime

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<v Speaker 2>thing where we quote something really stupid to somebody and

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<v Speaker 2>they know what we're talking about. And then we were like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, you've seen the video and she was

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<v Speaker 2>like what video we showed her and come to find

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<v Speaker 2>out that her sister, Sidney, and their friend Drew, they

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<v Speaker 2>have a friend Drew too, because it's like everybody everybody

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<v Speaker 2>needs a Drew in their life. They quote it to

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<v Speaker 2>her all the time, but they've never showed her in

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<v Speaker 2>the video.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you mean everybody needs a Drew in their life?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I was just saying that because, like I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>I like had to fill up this the rest of

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<v Speaker 2>that sentence. Usually when I say something nice, it's because

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<v Speaker 2>I had to fill up a sentence. It's not coming

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<v Speaker 2>from my it's not genuine. No, I'm actually very complimensative,

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<v Speaker 2>and I mean it because I'm a bad liar. So

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<v Speaker 2>if I meet you and I don't give you a.

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<v Speaker 1>Compliment, that's a bad sign.

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<v Speaker 2>Yikes, that's also a lie because I don't want I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want anybody to meet me and then I'm not,

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<v Speaker 2>like you beautiful and they walk away and they're like

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<v Speaker 2>she thought I was.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not even just joking when I say this.

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<v Speaker 1>Every single person that's ever come up to us to

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<v Speaker 1>say what's up, like whether they knew us from online

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<v Speaker 1>or like whatever, like has been gorg Gina Grand Yeah. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm not just saying that for like brownie points,

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<v Speaker 1>like genuinely believe that with my whole check we.

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<v Speaker 2>Only attract pretty bitches. It's kind of crazy, but.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes tract if attracts attractive.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like we're mirod. Hey, that was all attrattractive

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<v Speaker 2>attracts attractiveness.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, attractive attracts tractive, attractive, attracts attractive. Okay, but

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<v Speaker 1>if fucking ed Grallan Poe or whoever the fuck said that,

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<v Speaker 1>it would be on every fucking poster in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody thought other day, who was it? I think it

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<v Speaker 2>was like somebody was like, oh, like Edgar Allan Poe

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<v Speaker 2>wrote it, like you know, like Shakespeare or something, and

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<v Speaker 2>like they were saying that Edgar Allan Poe was something

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<v Speaker 2>that Shakespeare wrote, and that for the first time I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, Damn, I'm really not that dumb, because you

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<v Speaker 2>just the craziest thing I've.

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<v Speaker 1>Everg Alan Poe more like Edward Allan Ho. Fuck ever,

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<v Speaker 1>Alan Ho more like Edgar Allan Poe.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we need to talk about the epidemic of like

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<v Speaker 2>staying up on the phone all night with like your

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<v Speaker 2>first like crush or like person who you like when

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<v Speaker 2>you're younger, Like did you ever do that? It's cute,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's so embarrassing, Like, girl, hang out that fucking phone.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it's gonna be next to your head.

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<v Speaker 1>Your bill is crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Like electricity, you're rating for what just to be on

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<v Speaker 2>the phone. Also, I feel like always I would wake

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<v Speaker 2>up and the phone would call would be done, Like

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<v Speaker 2>somebody would always wake up before me and then hang

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<v Speaker 2>up the fucking phone I supposed to do.

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<v Speaker 1>I never had that. I've never had that. That tracks

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<v Speaker 1>like the do you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>I just I don't know. I can't imagine anybody like

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<v Speaker 2>meeting you and being like, oh, I'm going to stay

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<v Speaker 2>on the phone with him all night.

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<v Speaker 1>I got hoes Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually I do believe you. I got stay up

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<v Speaker 2>on the phone all night hose heh No, I would

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<v Speaker 2>stay on the phone with you all night, but I

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<v Speaker 2>actually know I wouldn't because I would rather just hang

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<v Speaker 2>out with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, we would just go to each other's room. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been doing I've been doing this bit recently where

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<v Speaker 1>I'll call ya at like two am and then just

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<v Speaker 1>be like.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Hello, Hey, are you okay?

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<v Speaker 1>I miss you.

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<v Speaker 2>We were staying in the same hotel, but in different rooms.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm not kidding. The second I walked into my room,

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<v Speaker 2>I had just checked in or walked away from Drew,

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<v Speaker 2>and the second I walked in, he called.

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<v Speaker 1>Me and he was like hello, and she was like, what,

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<v Speaker 1>what's is everything?

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<v Speaker 2>I got scared. I thought something was happening. I thought

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<v Speaker 2>someone was in his fucking room or something, or someone

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<v Speaker 2>followed him to his room. Like I actually got really scared.

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<v Speaker 2>And he was like I just I miss you. And

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<v Speaker 2>then I was like girl, fuck you and I hung up.

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<v Speaker 1>Well we're doing Wingstop night tonight, y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, we're gonna eat wings Stop. I'm so fucking excited.

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<v Speaker 2>I won't be specific, but there are certain haters in

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<v Speaker 2>New York about Wings Stop. There's ops, there's ops over.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's who the fucking with therapists or whatever the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck she is the girl that wrapped my aura.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's who she's, My God, that is who she's

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<v Speaker 2>talking to us. She's talking about the evil entity who

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<v Speaker 2>has a problem that we eat wing Stop. The thing

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<v Speaker 2>is like, don't yuck my fucking yum period, bitch. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>getting my protein. I'm having my fucking chicken like oh

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<v Speaker 2>if oh, but but if I was eating boiled fucking

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<v Speaker 2>sad rot in met with like broccoli on the side,

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody's like, oh my god, oh my god. Yes, my queen,

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<v Speaker 2>my healthy queen. Wingstop is just that but happy exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>It's happiness. It's pure, Like I don't think you'll understand. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>no drug, Yeah, no drug on earth can give me

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<v Speaker 1>the same feeling as licking the lid of a ranch

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<v Speaker 1>cup from Wingstop. Like that shit like really shifts shifts

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<v Speaker 1>my like whole night. Like I could be having the

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<v Speaker 1>worst day of my life and then there's a Wingstop

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<v Speaker 1>cup there. I'm licking that goddamn lid and it's literally

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<v Speaker 1>giving me, giving me molly euphoria.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I will say, though, as much as I ride

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<v Speaker 2>for Wingstop.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll ride for you Wingstop because I ride for you Wingstop,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know that I can have it, and someone's

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<v Speaker 3>gonna get mad because I've been seeing people in the

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<v Speaker 3>YouTube comments being like and you're trying not to mention

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<v Speaker 3>being high.

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<v Speaker 2>Impossible challenge, like just.

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<v Speaker 1>Mention it without saying I was.

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<v Speaker 2>High, Like I would never have Wingstop sober. That's where

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<v Speaker 2>I will say the two things that will stop me

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<v Speaker 2>from having wing Stop. I'm so sorry is the sun

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<v Speaker 2>and being sober, because I did that combination once. I

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<v Speaker 2>had it when the sun was out and I was

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<v Speaker 2>not high.

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<v Speaker 1>WHOA I thought you meaning what like when you said

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<v Speaker 1>the only thing that will stop me is the sun,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you might No.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm daylight like that is a nighttime if okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I will say, like, I love Wingstop to death. You

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<v Speaker 2>have Wingstop in the daytime, you are diabolical unless it's

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<v Speaker 2>like a cold bite out of the fringe. But like

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<v Speaker 2>ordering Wingstop at one pm UV nine, you're literally going

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<v Speaker 2>to jo you were crazy. Something is wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>The outside is cooked.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's just certain foods that should not be had

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<v Speaker 2>when God is watching. When the lights are on outside

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<v Speaker 2>and God can see you clearly and doesn't need to

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<v Speaker 2>use night vision. There's just certain things you shouldn't be eating,

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<v Speaker 2>and Wingstop is one of those things. I also feel

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<v Speaker 2>like that about like most fast food. For some reason,

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<v Speaker 2>in my head, fast food in general was for the

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<v Speaker 2>night time. Having it in the daytime.

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<v Speaker 1>Nighttime my time, literally nighttime my fast food time.

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<v Speaker 2>If I was pregnant and I had quadruple if I

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<v Speaker 2>would die, baby, if I if I, if I if I.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, what's something that I know? It's what is it?

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<v Speaker 2>If you were so bad at singing songs back? It's

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<v Speaker 2>crazy way, No, what was the song you were singing?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was a Steve Lacy song you were

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<v Speaker 2>trying to sing the other day and you like were

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<v Speaker 2>singing it to us. It was me and Rain, I think,

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<v Speaker 2>and you were just singing it and we were like,

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<v Speaker 2>what song are you singing?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember what it was. No, was it the

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<v Speaker 1>valley guy with the nails and his hair?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, the valley guy with the nails and.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm talking about, shoulder pads tiso.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, No, it was a Teaso song. Fuck, you

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<v Speaker 2>were trying the valley.

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<v Speaker 1>Because he has a song about like a valley doc.

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<v Speaker 1>I've already we've already had this conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, a valley doc. I don't think he talks about that.

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<v Speaker 1>What his new song that like? You really like it?

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<v Speaker 1>A has four parts to it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on the mouth side.

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<v Speaker 1>He was giving anxiety, giving me a reason I'm outs.

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<v Speaker 1>Holy shit. See, I was like using my vocal inflection.

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<v Speaker 1>I was using my diaphragm to push the words out

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<v Speaker 1>instead of screaming them. Because every time someone's singing around me,

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell they're screaming the vocals, but like me,

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<v Speaker 1>it just comes out naturally, and I'm enunciating in the vows.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm dropping it. I'm dropping it down. I know a

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<v Speaker 1>lot about singing, y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>You really don't. Were you in like choir or anything

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<v Speaker 2>growing up? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I was too. Or I was in like a

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<v Speaker 1>church choir up until like fourth grade, when going into

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<v Speaker 1>fifth grade, I dropped out. No, no, I was in

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<v Speaker 1>in fifth grade going into sixth grade since we were

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<v Speaker 1>moving to the middle school, I dropped out. But you

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<v Speaker 1>had to do like an audition in front of the

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<v Speaker 1>whole class, and I had so much social anxiety. I

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<v Speaker 1>was friends with literally everybody because my school like class

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<v Speaker 1>was so small. But I had so much anxiety perform

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<v Speaker 1>anxiety that I literally all of my friends took the

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<v Speaker 1>class and I was the only one that didn't, And

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<v Speaker 1>it was so fun. And I had FOMO all year

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<v Speaker 1>because they would go on like choir trips and all

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<v Speaker 1>their shit, and I wasn't allowed to because I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>do that fucking performance in front of everybody. But in

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<v Speaker 1>grade school, like young young school, I was like, like elementary,

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<v Speaker 1>I was in church choir.

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<v Speaker 2>Do they take you on field trips in high school?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I don't remember going on any field trips in

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<v Speaker 2>high school that I.

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<v Speaker 1>Might do them for like certain clubs, but I don't think.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I did, like speech and debate trips like those

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<v Speaker 4>debate what are you debating, Penis?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to get a good one, really good.

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<v Speaker 2>Every video will always be the video James Charles and

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<v Speaker 2>somebody like added him like doing an explosive for.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the Mark Jacobs Show. We didn't really talk about that, y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>We did it again.

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<v Speaker 2>Again.

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<v Speaker 1>We pushed pushed boundaries Furday, Saturday Sunday. It was fun.

0:17:25.320 --> 0:17:28.760
<v Speaker 1>We spoke to Cardi b It was so nice. It

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<v Speaker 1>was crazy. I'll let you talk about that moment.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you don't know, Mark Jacobs just did their show,

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<v Speaker 2>I still am not really sure if oh no, I

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<v Speaker 2>think it was a fall winter show. I'm pretty sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Or maybe it was spring summer.

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<v Speaker 1>Who fucking no, it's definitely fall winter.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they did their full winter show and it was

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<v Speaker 2>freaking amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking about us though we're not talking about that brand.

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<v Speaker 1>We're talking about us here.

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<v Speaker 2>But we usually go and they'll have us like this

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<v Speaker 2>is a second time going. We go and we like

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<v Speaker 2>interview people and talk to people, which is very fun

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<v Speaker 2>but also nerve wracking because we basically have to chase

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<v Speaker 2>after people and like hope that they're not mean to

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<v Speaker 2>us and we'll just like let us ask them a

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<v Speaker 2>stupid question. Most people are very nice. Cardi b was

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<v Speaker 2>so fucking nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh. We see Alex Cansani is literally like I know

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<v Speaker 1>y'all see who she is online, but like in person,

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<v Speaker 1>like she's like angelic, like it's crazy, and she's so

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<v Speaker 1>fucking funny too, Like she's so witty, like quick, like

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<v Speaker 1>it's even like comedically intimidating for like me, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, it's rare to get around somebody and like I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like they make me feel quiet. But Alex always

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<v Speaker 2>makes me feel like a quiet person, like because she's

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<v Speaker 2>so quick to a point where I'm like fuck okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Like also, the second you get into a conversation with her,

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<v Speaker 2>she can like drop a funny thing, especially when the

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<v Speaker 2>camera's around. She is like so quick on our she

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<v Speaker 2>is so born to be an entertainer, it is actually insane.

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<v Speaker 2>She's one of those people and like Barbie is one

0:19:05.800 --> 0:19:08.600
<v Speaker 2>of those people who Barbie is like so witty and

0:19:08.680 --> 0:19:11.320
<v Speaker 2>so quick that around like someone like Barbie too. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like fuck, I'm like not fat, Like I'm literally

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<v Speaker 2>not fast enough to keep up with you.

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<v Speaker 1>But Alex, like if she wanted to, she could drop modeling,

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<v Speaker 1>drop the internet, everything and pick up stand up and

0:19:25.400 --> 0:19:28.440
<v Speaker 1>genuinely be so good at it. Yeah, like the way

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<v Speaker 1>her mind work, her.

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<v Speaker 2>Mind, her mind, Hermione Granger, Hermione Ranger spoke to Alex,

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<v Speaker 2>spoke to missus Cardy. I'm trying to think of who

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<v Speaker 2>else we spoke to. That was like a key Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I went up to Anna Wintour yeah, and bothered her,

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<v Speaker 2>Which That's what I'm gonna say.

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<v Speaker 1>All I said, all I could get out was thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for everything. Thank you for ever, Like, what did

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<v Speaker 1>she do? Well? Thank you for what? She was probably like,

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<v Speaker 1>what are these fucking psycho tweaks? I was terrified that, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I thought she was gonna like spin

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<v Speaker 1>on me. R some damn. But yeah. We also spoke

0:20:07.119 --> 0:20:10.320
<v Speaker 1>to Tara Yummy, who was a fucking key. She's the girl,

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<v Speaker 1>super nice, she's really sweet. We sat next to her

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<v Speaker 1>at the show too. She was she was a vibe.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I didn't think that she wasn't gonna be

0:20:17.640 --> 0:20:20.520
<v Speaker 1>a vibe. I've only heard like good things about her,

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<v Speaker 1>but she was a key. I didn't realize how many

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<v Speaker 1>fucking likes she got on it.

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<v Speaker 2>She so stuck on that girl.

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<v Speaker 1>That shit blew my fucking mind. I was like, Okay,

0:20:30.320 --> 0:20:33.840
<v Speaker 1>she's getting like literally six hundred thousand likes, Like I

0:20:33.880 --> 0:20:37.040
<v Speaker 1>don't ever pay attention to that shit literally ever.

0:20:37.920 --> 0:20:39.960
<v Speaker 2>But for some reason, that you met a superstar and

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't even notice you made me feel good about

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<v Speaker 2>myself because I'm so not tapped into like anything.

0:20:45.240 --> 0:20:47.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm just like in my own world and focusing on

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<v Speaker 1>my own craft and my own arts, and I'm doing

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<v Speaker 1>this for me that like, I'm not trying to appease

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<v Speaker 1>like other people, you know, Like because when once I

0:20:55.920 --> 0:20:58.240
<v Speaker 1>start trying to like do it for other people, it

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<v Speaker 1>becomes a job because it starts me coming like monetarily incentivized,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's just no longer creative or fun. So what

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<v Speaker 1>I try to do is I create things for myself

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<v Speaker 1>in peace and in solitude, and that's where I find

0:21:15.080 --> 0:21:17.520
<v Speaker 1>the most cathartic releases.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, but you were amazed by Tara.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I no, she was so sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she was really really nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Dunk on her.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, she's the smallest person I think I've ever met.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I could, like dunk, I could jump over her. Standing.

0:21:32.040 --> 0:21:37.000
<v Speaker 2>She like reminds me like of what I wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>be in like high school, when it was like a

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<v Speaker 2>braggadocious thing to be like, yeah, my feet are tiny,

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<v Speaker 2>Like that's like to me, Tara, Like when you're like yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I still like in high school in middle school, I

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<v Speaker 2>would be like, yeah, I still like my Jordans are

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<v Speaker 2>I wear size for So?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, look how small my hand is. Wait that's actually

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<v Speaker 1>crazy and just handed like dwarfs mine. Do you have giant,

0:22:00.119 --> 0:22:02.760
<v Speaker 1>enormous hands or do I just have to saout my

0:22:02.800 --> 0:22:04.720
<v Speaker 1>hands that was crazy. Did you see that?

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, we met Tara. She was super like sweet

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<v Speaker 2>and funny. It was also hilarious because we were like

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<v Speaker 2>filming intros and stuff and we kept saying to the

0:22:13.040 --> 0:22:16.879
<v Speaker 2>camera that we like or gotten there. We were like

0:22:17.000 --> 0:22:20.080
<v Speaker 2>our friendsorrow's here. So everyone on the Mark team thought

0:22:20.080 --> 0:22:23.040
<v Speaker 2>we like already had met Tara in person. So then

0:22:23.080 --> 0:22:24.760
<v Speaker 2>they went up to her and they were like, oh, like,

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<v Speaker 2>Drew and En you're here. And she's like, oh cool,

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<v Speaker 2>and they were like you guys are friends and she

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<v Speaker 2>was like, uh not, I don't know them.

0:22:33.960 --> 0:22:35.200
<v Speaker 1>They thought there was like beef.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we accudently like made everyone curious.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, it's because if we give actor, we give

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<v Speaker 1>actor boots.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, one hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's just hard.

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<v Speaker 2>We're just like quick on our feet. We're actresses, ac

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<v Speaker 2>Trees what else.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I was supposed to meet Little Uzi vert but

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<v Speaker 1>that didn't happen, But we're gonna make that happen one day. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a bit planned with Little Uzzi and he

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<v Speaker 1>said yes to it, so it's gonna happen. Yeah, So

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<v Speaker 1>just people for that, oh it never happens.

0:23:03.720 --> 0:23:05.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, people like in five years a gonna be like

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<v Speaker 2>remember when like Drew Phillips randomly said he was gonna

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<v Speaker 2>like hang out with lozi Ver.

0:23:09.400 --> 0:23:12.120
<v Speaker 1>Well, it's not shocking because like Shawn Mendez, Justin Bieber,

0:23:12.480 --> 0:23:15.520
<v Speaker 1>Jacob Alridy, all twins of mine, by the way, are

0:23:15.560 --> 0:23:17.960
<v Speaker 1>all really close to me. And Timothy Chalamat, like when

0:23:17.960 --> 0:23:20.840
<v Speaker 1>he was filming Bones and all, like he was really

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<v Speaker 1>method acting and like he was trying to eat my

0:23:22.560 --> 0:23:24.760
<v Speaker 1>fingers and shit, and I was like, bro, we're like friends,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you can't eat me.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know him. My biggest dream is that one

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<v Speaker 2>of those people somehow stumble upon a clip of Drew

0:23:34.280 --> 0:23:37.840
<v Speaker 2>just being fucking crazy and publicly saying that they're friends.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I did meet Shawn Mendez, will insert the clip.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know that I would consider that a meeting video.

0:23:49.040 --> 0:23:55.320
<v Speaker 1>No, that was fully meeting, considering me standing forty five

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<v Speaker 1>ft away.

0:23:55.880 --> 0:23:57.919
<v Speaker 2>From in a public grocery store.

0:23:57.760 --> 0:23:59.080
<v Speaker 1>Him like hiding from the cameras.

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<v Speaker 2>We should start saying that every time we're in a

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<v Speaker 2>room with like a huge celebrity, be like, oh yeah,

0:24:03.359 --> 0:24:05.399
<v Speaker 2>I've met them like three times.

0:24:05.960 --> 0:24:07.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean we got tea, but we can't say it

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<v Speaker 1>out loud.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Yeah, it's so crazy. It's so crazy. Yeah, the

0:24:15.440 --> 0:24:16.520
<v Speaker 2>show was very fun.

0:24:17.520 --> 0:24:21.960
<v Speaker 1>Looks for Corgina. We chased after Mark after the show,

0:24:22.080 --> 0:24:26.120
<v Speaker 1>humiliatingly did not want to speak to us, but we

0:24:26.119 --> 0:24:29.520
<v Speaker 1>were literally forced like animals to chase that.

0:24:29.960 --> 0:24:32.400
<v Speaker 2>Like clowns, to run after Mark Jacobs and tell him

0:24:32.400 --> 0:24:34.359
<v Speaker 2>that his show was amazing. And he had his huge

0:24:34.400 --> 0:24:36.400
<v Speaker 2>box mod in his hand and he just looked at me.

0:24:36.400 --> 0:24:38.600
<v Speaker 1>And those long ass damn ass nails.

0:24:38.000 --> 0:24:41.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh fucking nails, bro. People are obsessed with the nails.

0:24:44.000 --> 0:24:46.080
<v Speaker 1>You were already on the nails though, Yeah, I was

0:24:46.080 --> 0:24:47.440
<v Speaker 1>on the foot nails like before.

0:24:47.480 --> 0:24:50.159
<v Speaker 2>Everybody like like, it's not talking to see like a

0:24:50.160 --> 0:24:51.760
<v Speaker 2>man in long nails. We want to see them on

0:24:51.760 --> 0:24:52.160
<v Speaker 2>your feet.

0:24:52.240 --> 0:24:54.359
<v Speaker 1>Show your feet, show your fucking feet, Like, let me

0:24:54.400 --> 0:25:07.080
<v Speaker 1>see your fucking feet, Like I'm not kidding, let me

0:25:07.080 --> 0:25:09.280
<v Speaker 1>see the fuck you know when Lady Guards.

0:25:09.119 --> 0:25:12.680
<v Speaker 2>I showed me your teeth, like, show me your feet, dude.

0:25:12.720 --> 0:25:16.280
<v Speaker 2>The video of Rihanna highest fucking Coachella, like watching Lady,

0:25:16.320 --> 0:25:23.119
<v Speaker 2>I'm be like, show me your teeth. Why did I

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<v Speaker 2>see it?

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<v Speaker 1>Like it was so spooky, I don't know.

0:25:25.680 --> 0:25:28.280
<v Speaker 2>I also got blisters from wearing those Kiki boots.

0:25:29.119 --> 0:25:32.320
<v Speaker 1>So that's oh, bitch, my picture of me and the Kiky's.

0:25:32.440 --> 0:25:33.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh, the scary video of you.

0:25:34.040 --> 0:25:36.840
<v Speaker 1>I was tearing up the runway'll they almost let me

0:25:36.880 --> 0:25:39.280
<v Speaker 1>wear them. Actually, I decided not to wear it.

0:25:39.359 --> 0:25:41.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because your fucking toes were curdling.

0:25:41.680 --> 0:25:44.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm not kidding. My pinky toe with like is

0:25:45.000 --> 0:25:48.520
<v Speaker 1>like my thumb right now. It was like curled underneath,

0:25:48.600 --> 0:25:50.439
<v Speaker 1>and every step I took, I would have to like

0:25:50.840 --> 0:25:54.240
<v Speaker 1>arch my toes like this. So I didn't literally rip

0:25:54.320 --> 0:25:56.840
<v Speaker 1>my pinky toe off. I could feel it, like the

0:25:56.880 --> 0:26:02.640
<v Speaker 1>fibers connecting my toe like ripping. It was really scary boots.

0:26:02.640 --> 0:26:06.240
<v Speaker 1>Scary boots. We'll insert the Kiki video though.

0:26:12.320 --> 0:26:15.160
<v Speaker 2>No, you're walking really like. I don't think you should

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<v Speaker 2>wear those.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, my stomach.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why. It pisses me off so bad

0:26:23.680 --> 0:26:25.720
<v Speaker 2>when I smile and wave to a baby and they

0:26:25.720 --> 0:26:28.320
<v Speaker 2>don't smile and wave back like something about that pisses

0:26:28.359 --> 0:26:31.520
<v Speaker 2>me off so fucking bad because you're not better than me. Bitch.

0:26:31.560 --> 0:26:34.000
<v Speaker 2>You're a fucking baby. You can't even walk, You have

0:26:34.040 --> 0:26:36.120
<v Speaker 2>to get pushed around by your fucking parents. And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going on my way to smile and wave at you

0:26:38.280 --> 0:26:38.920
<v Speaker 2>fucking smile.

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<v Speaker 1>That's character growth. Fat, that's character growth for them, and

0:26:42.400 --> 0:26:46.320
<v Speaker 1>it gets You're giving that high and hello to them

0:26:46.359 --> 0:26:49.720
<v Speaker 1>to like grow their brain, and they're just not reciprocating

0:26:49.720 --> 0:26:51.679
<v Speaker 1>that energy, and I just I feel like it's like

0:26:51.760 --> 0:26:52.520
<v Speaker 1>really toxic.

0:26:52.840 --> 0:26:55.680
<v Speaker 2>No it is. It's them being like, how are you

0:26:55.720 --> 0:26:58.320
<v Speaker 2>a fucking baby and you have such a big ego already.

0:26:58.000 --> 0:26:59.840
<v Speaker 1>Like you need to grow the like you're literally not

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<v Speaker 1>better than.

0:27:00.520 --> 0:27:03.200
<v Speaker 2>You're a fucking baby. Bit you can't even fucking walk.

0:27:03.040 --> 0:27:04.560
<v Speaker 1>Like and I'm gonna wipe your ass.

0:27:04.640 --> 0:27:06.440
<v Speaker 2>I'm literally gonna push you over and you're gonna roll

0:27:06.440 --> 0:27:08.600
<v Speaker 2>around on the floor like a fucking water bottle.

0:27:08.720 --> 0:27:13.239
<v Speaker 1>I need to start wearing diapers again, because it's been

0:27:13.280 --> 0:27:14.200
<v Speaker 1>like five years.

0:27:14.680 --> 0:27:16.680
<v Speaker 2>I can't believe babies just piss and pooping their diaper.

0:27:16.720 --> 0:27:18.199
<v Speaker 2>That shit probably gets so cold.

0:27:19.119 --> 0:27:22.160
<v Speaker 1>I want to pian a diaper still, y'all. I want

0:27:22.160 --> 0:27:23.959
<v Speaker 1>to stand in the shower and pee in a diaper,

0:27:24.119 --> 0:27:26.159
<v Speaker 1>not in like a gross, like sexual way, just to

0:27:26.160 --> 0:27:27.080
<v Speaker 1>see what it feels like.

0:27:27.440 --> 0:27:29.160
<v Speaker 2>Wasn't there a time where we were like bored as

0:27:29.200 --> 0:27:30.800
<v Speaker 2>fuck during COVID and we were like, low key, we

0:27:30.800 --> 0:27:33.480
<v Speaker 2>should get diapers and just all pissing them sit on.

0:27:33.440 --> 0:27:34.920
<v Speaker 1>The couchs for four days.

0:27:34.760 --> 0:27:36.639
<v Speaker 2>Because it had us bored as fuck. We were like,

0:27:36.640 --> 0:27:43.359
<v Speaker 2>what if we all just diaper? Anybody else during COVID

0:27:43.440 --> 0:27:45.639
<v Speaker 2>just really want to piss in a diaper For some reason,

0:27:45.640 --> 0:27:48.600
<v Speaker 2>the weather during COVID was like gorgeous, but it's probably

0:27:48.680 --> 0:27:51.960
<v Speaker 2>because there was less outside. Yeah, there was less emissions

0:27:51.960 --> 0:27:53.480
<v Speaker 2>from all of our cars, no.

0:27:53.520 --> 0:27:55.680
<v Speaker 1>Pollution, du la la.

0:27:57.760 --> 0:28:00.439
<v Speaker 2>But but if that happened again, I would be hissed

0:28:00.520 --> 0:28:01.400
<v Speaker 2>because like, well, the.

0:28:01.440 --> 0:28:03.600
<v Speaker 1>Dan gay virus is happening.

0:28:03.520 --> 0:28:06.840
<v Speaker 2>And no, no, it's July, so that's not.

0:28:07.040 --> 0:28:10.800
<v Speaker 1>No, the Dan gay virus. There are twelve confirmed cases

0:28:10.920 --> 0:28:15.720
<v Speaker 1>in Miami or in Florida, and that the mosquitoes are there.

0:28:16.080 --> 0:28:22.960
<v Speaker 2>True, your dad being gay is not a virus Dan gay.

0:28:23.040 --> 0:28:25.600
<v Speaker 2>You can't just say, oh, Dan gay virus, like that's

0:28:25.640 --> 0:28:26.080
<v Speaker 2>fucked up.

0:28:26.280 --> 0:28:28.679
<v Speaker 1>That's actually too I didn't even think about that. That

0:28:28.840 --> 0:28:31.879
<v Speaker 1>is really toxic. I actually really didn't even think about that.

0:28:34.480 --> 0:28:38.320
<v Speaker 1>But I add so many fucking words that are so unnecessary,

0:28:38.400 --> 0:28:40.920
<v Speaker 1>like I'll be like literally actually I didn't actually literally

0:28:40.960 --> 0:28:43.240
<v Speaker 1>think about that. It's like so annoying.

0:28:43.800 --> 0:28:44.880
<v Speaker 2>You're like verbally dry.

0:28:45.120 --> 0:28:48.720
<v Speaker 1>No, really, I really actually literally didn't even think about.

0:28:48.520 --> 0:28:52.680
<v Speaker 2>That way, but like, is that a virus that's been

0:28:52.680 --> 0:28:54.360
<v Speaker 2>around for a long time or is that a new one?

0:28:54.360 --> 0:28:56.720
<v Speaker 2>Because I saw somebody on I don't know if it

0:28:56.760 --> 0:28:58.720
<v Speaker 2>was false information, but there was like a mosquito that

0:28:58.720 --> 0:29:00.560
<v Speaker 2>if it bit you, it made you alert to meet.

0:29:01.320 --> 0:29:05.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, there's twelve cases in Florida right now, and

0:29:05.720 --> 0:29:10.560
<v Speaker 1>it's from mosquitos in Florida. It's not like a traveling case,

0:29:10.640 --> 0:29:13.120
<v Speaker 1>like someone travels somewhere and gets it and then comes

0:29:13.160 --> 0:29:16.160
<v Speaker 1>back like it's happening here. And then there's also probably

0:29:16.280 --> 0:29:19.000
<v Speaker 1>hundreds more because a lot of the people that get

0:29:19.040 --> 0:29:20.880
<v Speaker 1>the virus don't show sympathy.

0:29:21.080 --> 0:29:24.240
<v Speaker 2>Not pronounced dangy fever dingy.

0:29:25.440 --> 0:29:27.840
<v Speaker 1>I heard gay when I was watching the video. Oh

0:29:27.880 --> 0:29:31.640
<v Speaker 1>it is dan gay, dann gay girl. Of course, the

0:29:31.720 --> 0:29:35.160
<v Speaker 1>dang gay virus happens right after Pride, like like you

0:29:35.640 --> 0:29:38.440
<v Speaker 1>people can't just like take what you get.

0:29:38.720 --> 0:29:43.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. The dang gay virus is transmitted humans

0:29:43.440 --> 0:29:46.360
<v Speaker 2>through the bites of infected female mosquitos.

0:29:46.920 --> 0:29:50.480
<v Speaker 1>Mosquito mosquito fucking women of every.

0:29:50.320 --> 0:29:56.160
<v Speaker 2>Single always always be bloodthirsty, fucking scary animal.

0:29:55.840 --> 0:29:59.200
<v Speaker 1>Sucubuses take take fuckubis.

0:29:59.400 --> 0:30:02.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. Wait, Josie literally had fucking dengey fever.

0:30:03.200 --> 0:30:03.800
<v Speaker 1>He might have.

0:30:03.840 --> 0:30:10.680
<v Speaker 2>Abdominal pain or tenderness, lethargy, or restlessness. Laboratory finding of

0:30:10.800 --> 0:30:16.040
<v Speaker 2>increasing HCT concurrent with rapid decrease in plants. Okay, plants

0:30:16.080 --> 0:30:20.160
<v Speaker 2>to lent count? Girl, what the fuck? Persistent vomiting? Okay?

0:30:20.200 --> 0:30:21.440
<v Speaker 2>Do you die from it? Yes? Or no?

0:30:22.080 --> 0:30:25.560
<v Speaker 1>I think so? Fatality rates like pretty.

0:30:25.360 --> 0:30:27.440
<v Speaker 2>Gnarly less than one percent.

0:30:27.960 --> 0:30:31.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's the mortality rate. Yeah, oh girl, Maybe I'm

0:30:31.040 --> 0:30:32.760
<v Speaker 1>thinking of zica or some shit. You might be thinking

0:30:32.800 --> 0:30:35.640
<v Speaker 1>of zec of Wait, no, there's zeke malaria. I'm thinking

0:30:35.640 --> 0:30:36.240
<v Speaker 1>of malaria.

0:30:36.480 --> 0:30:38.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so dungey isn't even that bad?

0:30:38.160 --> 0:30:39.960
<v Speaker 1>Girls, not even sick?

0:30:40.240 --> 0:30:42.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like, you're good.

0:30:42.720 --> 0:30:45.120
<v Speaker 1>But imagine everybody gets at one percent of the world

0:30:45.160 --> 0:30:50.040
<v Speaker 1>gets it and dies. That's crazy. All right, y'all, I'm

0:30:50.040 --> 0:30:54.040
<v Speaker 1>so fucking sad lately. Why just sad?

0:30:54.680 --> 0:30:56.880
<v Speaker 2>What's making you sad? Do you want to talk about

0:30:56.920 --> 0:30:59.720
<v Speaker 2>it on our podcast to like a huge audience? No?

0:31:00.480 --> 0:31:04.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh, no, y'all know the fig tree? What?

0:31:06.120 --> 0:31:07.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:31:07.360 --> 0:31:12.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Gag gat gang, gag gay gag y'all. We were

0:31:12.840 --> 0:31:15.360
<v Speaker 1>in Times Square on a billboard. Yeah, we were on

0:31:15.400 --> 0:31:18.040
<v Speaker 1>a billboard in Times Square, the Times Square, and it

0:31:18.080 --> 0:31:20.560
<v Speaker 1>wasn't in some bunk ass spot a street over like

0:31:20.640 --> 0:31:24.720
<v Speaker 1>it was in the thick of it all. It was there.

0:31:25.200 --> 0:31:26.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and we went we took pictures with it, and

0:31:26.960 --> 0:31:33.560
<v Speaker 2>everybody was staring at us and like like this. Also,

0:31:33.600 --> 0:31:36.360
<v Speaker 2>it's so funny because our the billboard said Drew and

0:31:36.480 --> 0:31:38.520
<v Speaker 2>Enya instead of like emergency.

0:31:37.960 --> 0:31:40.440
<v Speaker 1>Podcast, emergency podcast.

0:31:44.360 --> 0:31:47.400
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm I just want Wingstop so bad.

0:31:48.320 --> 0:31:50.240
<v Speaker 1>We have to go hang out with thirty six people.

0:31:50.440 --> 0:31:51.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we have to go hang out with a bunch

0:31:51.560 --> 0:31:54.080
<v Speaker 2>of friends because we're so popular. I'm not getting wing

0:31:54.160 --> 0:31:55.800
<v Speaker 2>stup does something for me that's like really good, but

0:31:55.840 --> 0:31:57.880
<v Speaker 2>I won't like bring the conversation back to wing stuff

0:31:57.880 --> 0:32:02.120
<v Speaker 2>because we already want and it for for like ten minutes, Okay,

0:32:02.120 --> 0:32:03.920
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, we had a billboard and it was freaking

0:32:03.960 --> 0:32:06.600
<v Speaker 2>awesome and I waited till the last five minutes of

0:32:06.640 --> 0:32:08.000
<v Speaker 2>it being up to go look at it.

0:32:08.280 --> 0:32:10.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I have a good video of me, like doing

0:32:10.560 --> 0:32:20.960
<v Speaker 1>the tilt dance in front of it.

0:32:27.800 --> 0:32:30.160
<v Speaker 2>Feeling is well with you? The fact that your mom

0:32:30.240 --> 0:32:32.800
<v Speaker 2>filled films that is like, what's so.

0:32:32.640 --> 0:32:36.120
<v Speaker 1>Crazy that he's fucking talking about my mom failed me?

0:32:37.000 --> 0:32:37.920
<v Speaker 1>It's like a kai joke.

0:32:38.040 --> 0:32:43.840
<v Speaker 2>She filled you with milky minky Milky's Wait, but why

0:32:43.880 --> 0:32:45.400
<v Speaker 2>have you been sad? I'm confused.

0:32:45.640 --> 0:32:46.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm come, fig tree?

0:32:47.680 --> 0:32:48.840
<v Speaker 2>What about your fig tree?

0:32:49.160 --> 0:32:52.160
<v Speaker 1>Like all the fruit on it is gonna raw off

0:32:52.800 --> 0:32:55.960
<v Speaker 1>because I can't make a fucking decision on what I

0:32:56.000 --> 0:32:57.000
<v Speaker 1>want to do with my life.

0:32:57.800 --> 0:33:01.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh you mean that fucking quote about the fig tree?

0:33:01.320 --> 0:33:03.560
<v Speaker 1>I really it's got me. It has me fucking thinking.

0:33:03.840 --> 0:33:05.720
<v Speaker 1>I even wrote down a list of everything I want

0:33:05.760 --> 0:33:08.600
<v Speaker 1>to do in my life, and I'm like, cool.

0:33:08.760 --> 0:33:10.120
<v Speaker 2>What is it you want to do that's going to

0:33:10.160 --> 0:33:10.960
<v Speaker 2>take that much time?

0:33:11.560 --> 0:33:13.840
<v Speaker 1>Literally everything? It's embarrassing to say, so I'll tell you

0:33:13.880 --> 0:33:16.160
<v Speaker 1>in private. But like I want to I want to

0:33:16.160 --> 0:33:19.760
<v Speaker 1>make like a fucking cartoon, But like animation is too hard,

0:33:19.840 --> 0:33:25.200
<v Speaker 1>nick inexpensive. I want to make documentaries because I have

0:33:25.280 --> 0:33:27.360
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of good documentary ideas.

0:33:27.680 --> 0:33:30.240
<v Speaker 2>You're only twenty six, you have like more than enough

0:33:30.280 --> 0:33:32.000
<v Speaker 2>time to do most of the things you want to do.

0:33:32.080 --> 0:33:34.080
<v Speaker 1>But like i'd have to commit to one of them.

0:33:34.280 --> 0:33:40.080
<v Speaker 2>Now, Well, pick the first one and like start working

0:33:40.080 --> 0:33:40.320
<v Speaker 2>on it.

0:33:40.320 --> 0:33:43.760
<v Speaker 1>On the side, all of them are difficult.

0:33:44.600 --> 0:33:47.200
<v Speaker 2>Documentary it's hard because you would have to like dedicate

0:33:47.320 --> 0:33:49.240
<v Speaker 2>like a lot of time, so that would have to

0:33:49.280 --> 0:33:49.880
<v Speaker 2>be way later.

0:33:50.120 --> 0:33:53.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I have such a good documentary idea and it's

0:33:53.920 --> 0:33:58.960
<v Speaker 1>I already got a yes from the dude that I

0:33:59.000 --> 0:34:01.560
<v Speaker 1>want to make it on. But I just know it's

0:34:01.600 --> 0:34:03.600
<v Speaker 1>a can of worms. I just know once I go

0:34:03.720 --> 0:34:06.800
<v Speaker 1>in there, like it's gonna end up me being me

0:34:06.960 --> 0:34:09.880
<v Speaker 1>Josh and Lucas filming it for like three months. But

0:34:10.000 --> 0:34:12.560
<v Speaker 1>also I'm just so bad at interviewing people. But like

0:34:12.600 --> 0:34:15.360
<v Speaker 1>I know, like the Werner Hertzog method is like to

0:34:15.440 --> 0:34:19.080
<v Speaker 1>get them to do like thirty different takes and like

0:34:19.280 --> 0:34:22.040
<v Speaker 1>them delivering it like they were angry like or like

0:34:22.040 --> 0:34:24.200
<v Speaker 1>they were happy, or like they were sad. So then

0:34:24.200 --> 0:34:26.319
<v Speaker 1>he can like go back into the edit and like

0:34:26.719 --> 0:34:29.640
<v Speaker 1>fully contrive the story how he wants it to be.

0:34:32.520 --> 0:34:34.239
<v Speaker 1>But I don't know, we'll see.

0:34:34.320 --> 0:34:36.480
<v Speaker 2>I feel like you could do one like the cartoon one.

0:34:36.520 --> 0:34:38.120
<v Speaker 2>I guess. Actually, yeah, a lot of it does take

0:34:38.120 --> 0:34:39.719
<v Speaker 2>a lot of time, but specifically a lot of it

0:34:39.719 --> 0:34:41.240
<v Speaker 2>takes a lot of time and money and you wouldn't

0:34:41.239 --> 0:34:43.480
<v Speaker 2>be able to do like other work. But you know what,

0:34:43.760 --> 0:34:46.160
<v Speaker 2>it's not that deep because you were literally twenty six.

0:34:46.440 --> 0:34:49.560
<v Speaker 2>If you live up to seventy five you have, so I.

0:34:49.560 --> 0:34:52.399
<v Speaker 1>Do have sixty nine years. I have sixty nine.

0:34:52.480 --> 0:34:56.839
<v Speaker 2>You're not seventeen. You're not like you have to come

0:34:56.880 --> 0:34:58.440
<v Speaker 2>to terms with the fact that you are and you're not.

0:34:58.520 --> 0:35:02.200
<v Speaker 2>Pretty man, I'm okay with that. You you're saying you're

0:35:02.200 --> 0:35:04.840
<v Speaker 2>going low because I'm trying to bring you back to

0:35:04.880 --> 0:35:07.800
<v Speaker 2>a reality and help you confront something that is upsetting

0:35:07.800 --> 0:35:08.680
<v Speaker 2>you and giving you try.

0:35:08.840 --> 0:35:12.680
<v Speaker 1>The reality is my reality, real reality.

0:35:14.520 --> 0:35:15.759
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I feel like you have a lot of

0:35:15.760 --> 0:35:18.560
<v Speaker 2>time to do stuff. But also you're talking to somebody

0:35:18.600 --> 0:35:20.839
<v Speaker 2>who has like an empty brain and not a lot

0:35:20.840 --> 0:35:25.280
<v Speaker 2>of wants, so I can't relate to wanting to do anything.

0:35:25.600 --> 0:35:29.080
<v Speaker 1>I think the main one I'm gonna pursue is our

0:35:29.120 --> 0:35:32.400
<v Speaker 1>TV show. Yeah, that's the one.

0:35:32.719 --> 0:35:35.319
<v Speaker 2>That sets off like a domino effect to do like

0:35:35.400 --> 0:35:36.960
<v Speaker 2>other things in the creative industry.

0:35:37.040 --> 0:35:41.200
<v Speaker 1>TV show coming soon, y'all. We're manifesting. We're claiming that energy.

0:35:41.360 --> 0:35:44.719
<v Speaker 1>You see, We're claiming that energy. Does everybody claim that

0:35:44.880 --> 0:35:48.280
<v Speaker 1>energy for us? Please? Knock on wood, knock on wood. Sorry, universe,

0:35:48.320 --> 0:35:51.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm not cocky. I'm literally, like genuinely just so grateful

0:35:51.480 --> 0:35:55.320
<v Speaker 1>for everything that you've blessed me. With thank you, universe.

0:35:59.080 --> 0:36:00.600
<v Speaker 1>What do you want to do with your life?

0:36:00.960 --> 0:36:01.800
<v Speaker 2>Literally nothing?

0:36:02.440 --> 0:36:05.320
<v Speaker 1>That is the dream.

0:36:05.360 --> 0:36:08.439
<v Speaker 2>Like my dream is to be at a point where

0:36:08.480 --> 0:36:11.200
<v Speaker 2>I can like sustain and like help my family and

0:36:11.239 --> 0:36:14.200
<v Speaker 2>then disappear. That's what I do this for.

0:36:14.840 --> 0:36:17.280
<v Speaker 1>Remember when I used to say, once I get seven

0:36:17.320 --> 0:36:21.280
<v Speaker 1>million dollars, I'm going to disappear. Mind you not even

0:36:21.480 --> 0:36:22.480
<v Speaker 1>you haven't even chipped.

0:36:22.960 --> 0:36:24.439
<v Speaker 2>You haven't even chipped the first step.

0:36:24.520 --> 0:36:27.000
<v Speaker 1>But I literally said, I said, if I don't have

0:36:27.040 --> 0:36:29.720
<v Speaker 1>a million dollars by twenty five, I'm killing myself.

0:36:29.800 --> 0:36:31.440
<v Speaker 2>And look at you, alive and well.

0:36:31.800 --> 0:36:35.160
<v Speaker 1>Without a million dollars. I just like got fucking mental help.

0:36:35.280 --> 0:36:38.200
<v Speaker 2>Dude. I actually don't know, Like I don't know how

0:36:38.239 --> 0:36:40.360
<v Speaker 2>people are supposed to make like that much. But we

0:36:40.360 --> 0:36:42.200
<v Speaker 2>don't need to get into.

0:36:42.560 --> 0:36:45.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we don't need to talk about talk about all that.

0:36:45.800 --> 0:36:49.440
<v Speaker 2>But uh, yeah, I don't have like I don't have

0:36:49.520 --> 0:36:53.160
<v Speaker 2>like any extreme wants, especially like as of right now,

0:36:53.239 --> 0:36:55.520
<v Speaker 2>Like there's certain things that I like would like to do,

0:36:55.640 --> 0:36:58.719
<v Speaker 2>like at one point in my life, I don't have

0:36:58.760 --> 0:37:02.040
<v Speaker 2>anything that's like necesscessarily career driven, Like you know what,

0:37:02.120 --> 0:37:04.400
<v Speaker 2>I think it'd be cool to act in something like

0:37:04.480 --> 0:37:05.399
<v Speaker 2>that would be fun for.

0:37:05.400 --> 0:37:07.759
<v Speaker 1>Me, like yeah, and we'll direct it.

0:37:08.600 --> 0:37:10.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. But also I kind of want to be in

0:37:10.080 --> 0:37:11.880
<v Speaker 2>like someone else's thing. That's but I want to be

0:37:11.880 --> 0:37:14.200
<v Speaker 2>in like a small thing, Like I would like to

0:37:14.239 --> 0:37:17.040
<v Speaker 2>be in like a small funny like.

0:37:17.760 --> 0:37:18.879
<v Speaker 1>Like almost indie vine.

0:37:18.920 --> 0:37:21.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like an indie thing, just to do it, just

0:37:21.239 --> 0:37:23.880
<v Speaker 2>like I really just want to do it, to experience it,

0:37:23.920 --> 0:37:26.400
<v Speaker 2>because the things I have been able to be a

0:37:26.440 --> 0:37:28.520
<v Speaker 2>part of, I'm like, wow, this isn't insane, Like it's

0:37:28.600 --> 0:37:31.359
<v Speaker 2>cool to see the inner workings of the machine that

0:37:31.440 --> 0:37:34.240
<v Speaker 2>makes content of that form.

0:37:34.400 --> 0:37:37.200
<v Speaker 1>Or we literally wear in a movie, an indie movie

0:37:37.520 --> 0:37:40.760
<v Speaker 1>Addie Daddy. Yeah, I go go check out Addie Daddy.

0:37:41.160 --> 0:37:44.239
<v Speaker 1>Me and Ya Josh and Lucas were in it, and

0:37:44.360 --> 0:37:47.280
<v Speaker 1>Lucas and Enya's characters were so fucking funny.

0:37:47.880 --> 0:37:49.960
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I would like like to do something like that,

0:37:50.000 --> 0:37:53.840
<v Speaker 2>but I'm not like hell bent on it. I eventually

0:37:53.920 --> 0:37:55.759
<v Speaker 2>would like to make music, but like in my head,

0:37:55.800 --> 0:37:59.160
<v Speaker 2>I want to make like cute, sweet music when I'm.

0:37:58.960 --> 0:38:00.960
<v Speaker 1>Like forty years steal guitar bro.

0:38:01.160 --> 0:38:03.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I want to make like he can get in aur.

0:38:03.360 --> 0:38:05.120
<v Speaker 1>Well, you know what you could do is start a

0:38:05.200 --> 0:38:07.600
<v Speaker 1>pop career right now. Because everybody won't shut the fuck

0:38:07.680 --> 0:38:09.520
<v Speaker 1>up about your song, like I didn't have one.

0:38:09.680 --> 0:38:11.840
<v Speaker 2>I know, Kai and you were low key jealous, like

0:38:11.920 --> 0:38:12.759
<v Speaker 2>y'all are making them.

0:38:12.719 --> 0:38:18.040
<v Speaker 1>Jealous, Loki, I'm high. No, I am literally just joking

0:38:18.640 --> 0:38:19.120
<v Speaker 1>so bad.

0:38:19.760 --> 0:38:22.600
<v Speaker 2>I literally feel bad because it was like Kai's idea

0:38:22.680 --> 0:38:25.520
<v Speaker 2>to like make girls and stuff, and then everybody was

0:38:25.560 --> 0:38:27.439
<v Speaker 2>talking about mine so much, and I was like, damn,

0:38:27.480 --> 0:38:29.960
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I like intruded on something.

0:38:30.200 --> 0:38:34.319
<v Speaker 1>No one gives a flying fuck me and k I don't.

0:38:34.360 --> 0:38:38.160
<v Speaker 1>But no, I've been like such a big advocate for

0:38:38.280 --> 0:38:41.920
<v Speaker 1>you singing for so long, like and you know that

0:38:42.440 --> 0:38:44.720
<v Speaker 1>I've been telling you for the last five years.

0:38:44.960 --> 0:38:46.600
<v Speaker 2>I know. Every now and then where in the car,

0:38:46.680 --> 0:38:48.520
<v Speaker 2>Dur will be like, why don't you just make music?

0:38:49.000 --> 0:38:51.879
<v Speaker 2>And then I'm like, oh, I don't know, and then

0:38:51.920 --> 0:38:55.319
<v Speaker 2>I keep singing my little song. I think I want

0:38:55.320 --> 0:38:57.399
<v Speaker 2>to make music just like later on in my life,

0:38:57.480 --> 0:39:00.279
<v Speaker 2>but like, yeah, I don't have any like goal that

0:39:00.320 --> 0:39:03.480
<v Speaker 2>are like I need to do this to feel fulfilled, because.

0:39:03.200 --> 0:39:04.400
<v Speaker 1>They're not like the problem.

0:39:04.480 --> 0:39:07.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm like waiting. I'm waiting on like I feel like

0:39:07.120 --> 0:39:09.040
<v Speaker 2>I wait for things to come to me and then

0:39:09.080 --> 0:39:12.319
<v Speaker 2>I accept them. I'm not like searching for any kind

0:39:12.320 --> 0:39:14.160
<v Speaker 2>of thing to for fulfill it, because the things that

0:39:14.200 --> 0:39:17.720
<v Speaker 2>are going to fulfill me is making sure my family's good.

0:39:18.000 --> 0:39:24.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Also like having like financial and material things in

0:39:24.760 --> 0:39:26.920
<v Speaker 1>your head that are like these are the things that like,

0:39:27.320 --> 0:39:31.160
<v Speaker 1>once I get, I'm gonna be good and I'm gonna

0:39:31.200 --> 0:39:33.399
<v Speaker 1>be happy. And then you get those things and it's

0:39:33.440 --> 0:39:35.400
<v Speaker 1>just onto the fucking next, and it's like a perpetual

0:39:35.480 --> 0:39:37.560
<v Speaker 1>evil cycle of wanting more and more and more and

0:39:37.640 --> 0:39:39.920
<v Speaker 1>more and more more and more and more more, and

0:39:40.000 --> 0:39:43.560
<v Speaker 1>you're never truly happy once you realize what you got

0:39:44.160 --> 0:39:46.520
<v Speaker 1>and what you have in front of you and around you.

0:39:47.200 --> 0:39:51.919
<v Speaker 1>That's true, true happiness because like we are all fed,

0:39:52.000 --> 0:39:55.799
<v Speaker 1>we all got roofs, we all got family, and we

0:39:55.880 --> 0:39:59.279
<v Speaker 1>got like great found family friends. Like that's really all

0:39:59.280 --> 0:39:59.520
<v Speaker 1>you find.

0:39:59.640 --> 0:40:01.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm like grateful where I'm asked. So I think

0:40:01.960 --> 0:40:03.759
<v Speaker 2>that's also why I'm like I don't really need much

0:40:03.760 --> 0:40:06.120
<v Speaker 2>else as of right now. Like, of course I could

0:40:06.120 --> 0:40:10.480
<v Speaker 2>always like want stupid shit, but the new Prada bag,

0:40:12.440 --> 0:40:14.719
<v Speaker 2>the new museum collection wouldn't hurt.

0:40:14.880 --> 0:40:19.319
<v Speaker 1>I saw a fucking comment that is the meanest thing

0:40:19.360 --> 0:40:22.319
<v Speaker 1>anybody's ever said to me, And not only was it

0:40:22.320 --> 0:40:26.680
<v Speaker 1>the meanest thing anybody said to me? Ten thousand people agreed,

0:40:26.880 --> 0:40:31.040
<v Speaker 1>at least girl. The comment was like, why every time

0:40:31.080 --> 0:40:33.799
<v Speaker 1>I see Drew he gets wetter, Like he just looks.

0:40:33.600 --> 0:40:43.480
<v Speaker 2>Wet your moist? Your moist is fucked. That's because that's

0:40:43.520 --> 0:40:46.160
<v Speaker 2>like a huge insecurity of yours. You mean, like, do

0:40:46.200 --> 0:40:46.720
<v Speaker 2>I look oily?

0:40:46.719 --> 0:40:51.200
<v Speaker 1>Do I look my oil on my fucking face? But

0:40:51.280 --> 0:40:53.480
<v Speaker 1>it's also my fault because I use that snail mucan

0:40:53.680 --> 0:40:56.160
<v Speaker 1>and that's what makes me glossy and shiny, and.

0:40:56.080 --> 0:40:58.440
<v Speaker 2>For a while it's now stale musin.

0:40:58.800 --> 0:41:00.759
<v Speaker 1>I was like, Oh, this ship is like, this is

0:41:00.800 --> 0:41:03.600
<v Speaker 1>giving everything I wanted it to give. But apparently I

0:41:03.600 --> 0:41:06.040
<v Speaker 1>look fucking slimy, like a snail's asshole.

0:41:06.200 --> 0:41:08.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't think you look slimy. You look slimy in

0:41:08.960 --> 0:41:11.440
<v Speaker 2>a way where like I wouldn't trust you, but not slimy,

0:41:11.560 --> 0:41:13.720
<v Speaker 2>like in a way where you like actually look oily.

0:41:14.280 --> 0:41:15.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh you're drinking cumpwater.

0:41:16.680 --> 0:41:21.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, of course you look slimy in a way. Mmm.

0:41:23.200 --> 0:41:24.720
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, I got you like you're wet

0:41:25.040 --> 0:41:31.520
<v Speaker 1>because I'm so sexy and you're like leaving a snail

0:41:31.560 --> 0:41:36.080
<v Speaker 1>trout behind every time you look at me because I'm attractive.

0:41:37.440 --> 0:41:38.840
<v Speaker 2>You are attractive, you know that.

0:41:39.280 --> 0:41:41.440
<v Speaker 1>I literally no, I'm not. Don't even like, don't even

0:41:41.480 --> 0:41:44.160
<v Speaker 1>get me started, because everybody's gonna everybody's gonna leave me

0:41:44.200 --> 0:41:45.719
<v Speaker 1>in fucking comments about my appearance.

0:41:46.160 --> 0:41:49.640
<v Speaker 2>No, people always say you're hot, like you're crazy. You

0:41:49.680 --> 0:41:52.320
<v Speaker 2>know what it is? Is like Drew went from getting

0:41:52.400 --> 0:41:56.120
<v Speaker 2>no comments about his appearance ever to being called like

0:41:56.320 --> 0:41:59.600
<v Speaker 2>sexy way too often. So now you're bar of what

0:41:59.640 --> 0:42:01.879
<v Speaker 2>you need to like suffice.

0:42:01.600 --> 0:42:04.680
<v Speaker 1>I need bugle fat removal. I need botox in my

0:42:04.880 --> 0:42:09.160
<v Speaker 1>massive muscles. I need zygoat implants.

0:42:09.239 --> 0:42:10.440
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck is zygoat?

0:42:11.040 --> 0:42:15.600
<v Speaker 1>I think they're the like the zygomatic bone in your cheek.

0:42:16.840 --> 0:42:24.760
<v Speaker 1>I need a facelift. I need a hair cut.

0:42:25.440 --> 0:42:26.399
<v Speaker 2>You need self love.

0:42:26.719 --> 0:42:26.919
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:42:26.960 --> 0:42:30.200
<v Speaker 2>I think our phones are destroying us because humans have

0:42:30.280 --> 0:42:33.000
<v Speaker 2>always naturally been obsessed with their looks and shit. But

0:42:33.040 --> 0:42:35.759
<v Speaker 2>the vocabulary and the way it's infiltrated our day to

0:42:35.800 --> 0:42:38.279
<v Speaker 2>day lives now is so scary. And we already had

0:42:38.320 --> 0:42:41.400
<v Speaker 2>like Tumbler and things like that that made you feel

0:42:41.800 --> 0:42:43.400
<v Speaker 2>less than and made you feel like you had to

0:42:43.440 --> 0:42:47.120
<v Speaker 2>chase beauty standards, and the Internet was doing that. But

0:42:47.239 --> 0:42:51.280
<v Speaker 2>now TikTok is so interesting because it's like in such

0:42:51.680 --> 0:42:57.360
<v Speaker 2>a subliminal way, like it's become just modern vocabulary to

0:42:57.440 --> 0:43:00.200
<v Speaker 2>make a comment about the way you look in a

0:43:00.280 --> 0:43:03.319
<v Speaker 2>meaning way. And we need to change the vibe and

0:43:03.360 --> 0:43:07.680
<v Speaker 2>everybody needs to just be like overly cocky to undo

0:43:07.800 --> 0:43:10.200
<v Speaker 2>and swing the pendulum the other way, and everybody needs

0:43:10.200 --> 0:43:12.200
<v Speaker 2>to be like, I'm sexy, I'm hot, i am so

0:43:12.320 --> 0:43:14.239
<v Speaker 2>fucking sligh, like we need.

0:43:14.360 --> 0:43:15.439
<v Speaker 1>I am hot, I am.

0:43:15.440 --> 0:43:18.320
<v Speaker 2>Free, I am free, I am crazy, I am sexy.

0:43:18.640 --> 0:43:22.799
<v Speaker 1>Everything is so crazy. Everything is so crazy because we're

0:43:22.880 --> 0:43:27.560
<v Speaker 1>so crazy. We're so crazy. Should we scroll down TikTok

0:43:27.640 --> 0:43:30.160
<v Speaker 1>and see what comes up? I mean, Pride Month is over,

0:43:30.320 --> 0:43:32.640
<v Speaker 1>Thank fucking god. They're ripping down all the flags, Like

0:43:32.680 --> 0:43:35.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm tired of seeing all that shit around anyways, Like.

0:43:36.360 --> 0:43:39.279
<v Speaker 2>Dude, I literally couldn't stop laughing about the idea of

0:43:39.320 --> 0:43:39.960
<v Speaker 2>like a business.

0:43:40.040 --> 0:43:45.799
<v Speaker 1>Oh sorry, it was an Alan Iverson edit. Should I

0:43:45.840 --> 0:43:49.240
<v Speaker 1>go on my Alan Irison tangent? No, No, it's actually

0:43:49.280 --> 0:43:52.600
<v Speaker 1>really lit. It's actually really Basically, when he was seventeen,

0:43:52.640 --> 0:43:56.279
<v Speaker 1>he was in a brawl at a fight, and every

0:43:56.280 --> 0:43:59.120
<v Speaker 1>single school in the world dropped him. And the only

0:43:59.120 --> 0:44:01.920
<v Speaker 1>school that stayed around was Georgetown. He got sentenced to

0:44:01.960 --> 0:44:03.200
<v Speaker 1>fourteen years in prison.

0:44:03.719 --> 0:44:05.600
<v Speaker 2>What, yes, we're wearing a bral?

0:44:05.760 --> 0:44:08.320
<v Speaker 1>No, No, he was in a brawl.

0:44:11.320 --> 0:44:13.279
<v Speaker 2>Bro. I thought he got all that BACKLAS for being

0:44:13.320 --> 0:44:15.960
<v Speaker 2>seen wearing a bra. And I was like, holy shit,

0:44:16.040 --> 0:44:18.560
<v Speaker 2>we are so fucked you, Joe were wearing a bral.

0:44:18.760 --> 0:44:21.520
<v Speaker 1>This was like in nineteen ninety three, by brawl.

0:44:21.640 --> 0:44:23.759
<v Speaker 2>Why the fuck didn't you say fight.

0:44:24.600 --> 0:44:27.839
<v Speaker 1>Because I have a great vocabulary, like duh, No.

0:44:27.800 --> 0:44:30.759
<v Speaker 2>Because you you have that fucking weird Southern drawl, so

0:44:30.840 --> 0:44:34.520
<v Speaker 2>you cannot say brawl like yeah, because it sounds like

0:44:34.520 --> 0:44:35.480
<v Speaker 2>you're saying brawl.

0:44:36.280 --> 0:44:37.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:44:38.040 --> 0:44:39.280
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So he went to jail.

0:44:40.440 --> 0:44:42.480
<v Speaker 1>He went to jail for four months, and then was

0:44:42.560 --> 0:44:45.840
<v Speaker 1>pardoned by the mayor of I think West Virginia or

0:44:45.880 --> 0:44:49.200
<v Speaker 1>whatever the fuck u Rginia town. And then he proceeded

0:44:49.200 --> 0:44:53.120
<v Speaker 1>to be one of the greatest NBA players of all time.

0:44:53.200 --> 0:44:55.719
<v Speaker 1>He brought swag to the league. He's the dude that

0:44:55.760 --> 0:44:58.319
<v Speaker 1>got corn rows side state or.

0:44:58.320 --> 0:45:00.000
<v Speaker 2>Like on the oh getting his hair down.

0:45:00.320 --> 0:45:03.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, literally the most iconic sick fucking moment.

0:45:03.760 --> 0:45:08.480
<v Speaker 2>The only thing I care about in basketball is the

0:45:08.520 --> 0:45:11.600
<v Speaker 2>TNT guys making fun of the outfits that the basketball

0:45:11.600 --> 0:45:13.799
<v Speaker 2>players wear. That to me is so funny. And then

0:45:14.920 --> 0:45:20.320
<v Speaker 2>that one basketball player who was getting like so made

0:45:20.320 --> 0:45:22.440
<v Speaker 2>fun of because he was just copying a bunch of

0:45:22.440 --> 0:45:27.399
<v Speaker 2>other players who and their reactions to winning. Oh yeah,

0:45:27.960 --> 0:45:29.280
<v Speaker 2>like anythink it's possible.

0:45:29.719 --> 0:45:34.080
<v Speaker 1>He did it, like so crazy, he did it. We

0:45:34.320 --> 0:45:34.719
<v Speaker 1>did it.

0:45:34.840 --> 0:45:37.960
<v Speaker 2>Joeit jo Okay, Well, this is where my brain was

0:45:37.960 --> 0:45:43.040
<v Speaker 2>at last night. If you're wondering me saying I would

0:45:43.040 --> 0:45:45.000
<v Speaker 2>be like me saying like, oh, it was in silent

0:45:45.080 --> 0:45:46.040
<v Speaker 2>films like that.

0:45:48.120 --> 0:45:52.279
<v Speaker 1>Wait, what like a viner or a minor. No, so

0:45:52.520 --> 0:45:54.759
<v Speaker 1>d It's actually crazy that I'm a minor. Still, I

0:45:54.760 --> 0:45:55.800
<v Speaker 1>feel like I've been a minor.

0:45:57.560 --> 0:45:59.360
<v Speaker 2>You were a twenty six year old man with a

0:45:59.360 --> 0:46:03.760
<v Speaker 2>fucking pod cast with a mustache who eats fast food

0:46:03.800 --> 0:46:05.160
<v Speaker 2>every night. You were a grown man.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't even don't even go there because you know that's

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<v Speaker 1>not true. You know that's not true.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was saying, like, it's crazy because I saw

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<v Speaker 2>this TikTok that somebody commented what is Vine? Like I

0:46:18.480 --> 0:46:21.040
<v Speaker 2>saw what's fine? And that freaked me out because I

0:46:21.040 --> 0:46:23.719
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh my god, vine is literally vintage, like

0:46:23.800 --> 0:46:24.239
<v Speaker 2>Vine is.

0:46:24.239 --> 0:46:27.360
<v Speaker 1>A vintage decade or it's a decade so old.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, And I was saying me, telling a young person

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<v Speaker 2>like oh I was on Vine would be the equivalent

0:46:31.239 --> 0:46:33.160
<v Speaker 2>of somebody being like, oh I was in silent films,

0:46:33.200 --> 0:46:35.120
<v Speaker 2>like oh I was in the black and white pictures,

0:46:35.160 --> 0:46:36.319
<v Speaker 2>like I was in the movie, I was on.

0:46:36.280 --> 0:46:37.080
<v Speaker 1>The silver screen.

0:46:38.040 --> 0:46:42.239
<v Speaker 2>Like It's literally like I would I'm so embarrassed to

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<v Speaker 2>be like, oh I was a Viner.

0:46:43.600 --> 0:46:45.760
<v Speaker 1>I would never claim that, yeah, because young.

0:46:45.600 --> 0:46:47.799
<v Speaker 2>People would be like, you were a what bitch? The

0:46:47.840 --> 0:46:50.520
<v Speaker 2>fuck are you talking about? Like even saying musically like

0:46:51.680 --> 0:46:54.720
<v Speaker 2>it feels so old now, it just feels so far removed.

0:46:54.719 --> 0:46:57.200
<v Speaker 2>So saying I was from Vine is really clocking my

0:46:57.320 --> 0:46:59.359
<v Speaker 2>age in a way that I don't want to be doing.

0:46:59.480 --> 0:47:01.800
<v Speaker 2>So I will not Bobby saying I was on Vine.

0:47:01.920 --> 0:47:05.040
<v Speaker 2>I was never there. I was too busy being young

0:47:05.080 --> 0:47:08.239
<v Speaker 2>and fun and somewhere else. And I just got in

0:47:08.320 --> 0:47:11.600
<v Speaker 2>a podcast and it just happened miraculously.

0:47:11.800 --> 0:47:15.640
<v Speaker 1>Thank God for giving me my two eyes that I

0:47:15.680 --> 0:47:16.960
<v Speaker 1>got to open today.

0:47:17.840 --> 0:47:19.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm not happy about opening my eyes today because I.

0:47:19.920 --> 0:47:28.680
<v Speaker 1>Want two two lungs. We have two lungs, yeah, livers, Yeah,

0:47:28.680 --> 0:47:32.920
<v Speaker 1>you got two of every organ. You got two of

0:47:32.960 --> 0:47:33.479
<v Speaker 1>every organ.

0:47:33.560 --> 0:47:35.600
<v Speaker 2>You're literally lying because I don't have two hearts.

0:47:35.880 --> 0:47:36.960
<v Speaker 1>You literally do.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm just like just one night a wastedgether No too good, Damn.

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<v Speaker 1>Media, media media.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't have a syge up corner. I miss sign

0:48:00.320 --> 0:48:00.880
<v Speaker 2>up corner.

0:48:01.800 --> 0:48:03.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't have a sign up corner. I don't have

0:48:04.000 --> 0:48:06.279
<v Speaker 1>a sign up corner or Drew stand up. I've been

0:48:07.080 --> 0:48:12.880
<v Speaker 1>ran down, worked to the fucking bone. I can't do anything.

0:48:12.960 --> 0:48:16.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't have any time for myself, and don't expect

0:48:16.239 --> 0:48:18.920
<v Speaker 1>them in the next four episodes either because they're all

0:48:18.920 --> 0:48:23.600
<v Speaker 1>getting recorded in two weeks or in one week. I'm cooked.

0:48:24.080 --> 0:48:30.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm fucking fried, y'all. Hi are you a top? Hey? No? Sorry?

0:48:31.000 --> 0:48:34.600
<v Speaker 1>Never never ever apologize for being yourself. That's how the

0:48:34.640 --> 0:48:39.200
<v Speaker 1>straits kept us down for hundreds of years. I want

0:48:39.200 --> 0:48:41.120
<v Speaker 1>to suck your dick till you nut in my mouth

0:48:41.160 --> 0:48:44.800
<v Speaker 1>and your toes curl up asap. Who is this? Sorry?

0:48:44.800 --> 0:48:52.520
<v Speaker 1>Wrong number? Hell no, you got the right number this time, dude.

0:48:52.560 --> 0:48:53.359
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I'm dying.

0:48:54.560 --> 0:48:55.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

0:48:55.080 --> 0:48:58.200
<v Speaker 2>Before we started this episode, I okay, I started taking

0:48:58.239 --> 0:49:01.120
<v Speaker 2>chlorophyl because it makes me nasty, But does anybody else

0:49:01.160 --> 0:49:04.080
<v Speaker 2>have this? It constipates me. It literally when I take

0:49:04.120 --> 0:49:07.520
<v Speaker 2>the dropper fluids, it gives me fucking diarrhea doodoo, and

0:49:07.560 --> 0:49:11.239
<v Speaker 2>then when I take the pills for chlorophyll, it constipates me.

0:49:11.600 --> 0:49:13.880
<v Speaker 2>So I guess I'm just meant to be fucking stinky

0:49:14.000 --> 0:49:16.480
<v Speaker 2>as fuck this summer. And the thing is a lot

0:49:16.480 --> 0:49:18.400
<v Speaker 2>of people see pretty girls and they're like, oh, she

0:49:18.440 --> 0:49:22.960
<v Speaker 2>definitely doesn't stink. No, pretty girls smell the worst. That's

0:49:23.000 --> 0:49:26.560
<v Speaker 2>the new room where I'm starting, So keep that in mind.

0:49:26.680 --> 0:49:32.759
<v Speaker 1>That's true. It's a factually true, fucking statement. Umm yeah,

0:49:32.760 --> 0:49:36.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't got shit for y'all. Sorry, y'all have also

0:49:36.239 --> 0:49:37.919
<v Speaker 1>been lacking in the fucking emails. Bro.

0:49:40.000 --> 0:49:44.200
<v Speaker 2>Here is my media of the freaking week Summer Breeze

0:49:44.239 --> 0:49:47.320
<v Speaker 2>by Piper Deep Bluesy by Art Loan.

0:49:49.719 --> 0:49:52.560
<v Speaker 1>Y'all need to stop filtering your pigs. You go missing.

0:49:53.000 --> 0:49:58.320
<v Speaker 1>We're looking for a Miss America instead of Bigfoot. Savanna

0:49:58.400 --> 0:49:59.440
<v Speaker 1>sent that one.

0:50:00.320 --> 0:50:03.080
<v Speaker 2>We let the stars go by prefab Sprout and then

0:50:03.080 --> 0:50:03.879
<v Speaker 2>that's the end of my.

0:50:05.360 --> 0:50:11.160
<v Speaker 1>Media. Those BBL caskets gonna look like a guitar case.

0:50:14.920 --> 0:50:15.759
<v Speaker 2>That's really good.

0:50:18.800 --> 0:50:21.440
<v Speaker 1>I hate smoking with paranoid bitches. The fuck you mean?

0:50:21.480 --> 0:50:24.160
<v Speaker 1>You saw the hash slinging Slasher did.

0:50:24.280 --> 0:50:25.360
<v Speaker 2>My favorite rendition of.

0:50:25.360 --> 0:50:29.200
<v Speaker 1>That is like Yogi Yamamoto Yama motive you mean you

0:50:29.239 --> 0:50:30.320
<v Speaker 1>saw Yoji Yamamoto.

0:50:30.560 --> 0:50:32.279
<v Speaker 2>I saw one where I was like the you mean

0:50:32.320 --> 0:50:33.200
<v Speaker 2>you saw Michael.

0:50:33.040 --> 0:50:37.440
<v Speaker 1>Jackson message me if you eat twizzlerds, I need you

0:50:37.520 --> 0:50:46.280
<v Speaker 1>to bite somebody's tires for me. Bitches, be like going

0:50:46.320 --> 0:50:48.799
<v Speaker 1>shopping and forgot to put the lifting at the end.

0:50:49.080 --> 0:50:52.560
<v Speaker 1>That's India when she stole from Saphorida me in high.

0:50:52.360 --> 0:50:55.320
<v Speaker 2>School when I was addicted to I almost said smoking

0:50:55.480 --> 0:50:55.839
<v Speaker 2>when I.

0:50:55.840 --> 0:51:00.239
<v Speaker 1>Those were from summer. Summer's carrying. Right now, I need

0:51:00.280 --> 0:51:04.239
<v Speaker 1>some Dick fil A with a boll Anesian sauce. I

0:51:04.360 --> 0:51:08.320
<v Speaker 1>need I need some Dick fil At with some Bolyonesian sauce.

0:51:09.920 --> 0:51:16.560
<v Speaker 2>My favorite said was bitch, I hate anxiety, like oh no, no,

0:51:16.719 --> 0:51:19.040
<v Speaker 2>what if something happens, Like it's so.

0:51:20.719 --> 0:51:21.480
<v Speaker 1>What if something.

0:51:21.280 --> 0:51:23.000
<v Speaker 2>Happens and I don't know what's gonna happen and it

0:51:23.080 --> 0:51:23.880
<v Speaker 2>still happens.

0:51:24.560 --> 0:51:28.640
<v Speaker 1>So basically, this person messaged me on my business email

0:51:28.920 --> 0:51:30.480
<v Speaker 1>business inquiry.

0:51:30.680 --> 0:51:32.239
<v Speaker 2>Doesn't mean that a bunch of y'all do this.

0:51:32.440 --> 0:51:35.000
<v Speaker 1>I swear to God. If it's not syop corner or

0:51:35.080 --> 0:51:39.040
<v Speaker 1>stand up bits, I don't want to fucking see it,

0:51:38.640 --> 0:51:39.759
<v Speaker 1>but if.

0:51:39.680 --> 0:51:41.800
<v Speaker 2>You're not being a free writer for the show.

0:51:41.680 --> 0:51:47.080
<v Speaker 1>I exactly exactly. But they messaged me saying that they've

0:51:47.080 --> 0:51:50.319
<v Speaker 1>been lying to their friends about being cousins with me

0:51:50.400 --> 0:51:53.040
<v Speaker 1>and Enya for a very long time, and they started

0:51:53.120 --> 0:51:58.000
<v Speaker 1>questioning them and they asked us if we could send

0:51:58.040 --> 0:52:01.560
<v Speaker 1>them a video of us, being like hey cousin, Hey

0:52:01.640 --> 0:52:11.839
<v Speaker 1>mih or hey miho eho eha eho. Fuck. But anyways, uh,

0:52:12.360 --> 0:52:17.560
<v Speaker 1>we sat in the car and sent them a video

0:52:17.600 --> 0:52:19.560
<v Speaker 1>of me. And then you're saying hello, like that's our

0:52:19.600 --> 0:52:21.680
<v Speaker 1>best friend, that's our cousin, Like come to LA, we'll

0:52:21.680 --> 0:52:23.400
<v Speaker 1>fly you out. We miss you, we haven't seen you

0:52:23.400 --> 0:52:25.759
<v Speaker 1>in a few months. Da da da da da. Never

0:52:25.800 --> 0:52:26.680
<v Speaker 1>got a fucking.

0:52:26.440 --> 0:52:29.080
<v Speaker 2>Respond Yeah, they never responded, So.

0:52:29.120 --> 0:52:30.680
<v Speaker 1>Don't ever try that shit with you. Yeah.

0:52:30.719 --> 0:52:32.719
<v Speaker 2>So that was the first and last time I will

0:52:32.719 --> 0:52:33.719
<v Speaker 2>ever be nice.

0:52:33.520 --> 0:52:35.000
<v Speaker 1>See because I did that shit and I was like, oh,

0:52:35.080 --> 0:52:39.520
<v Speaker 1>this is going viral. I'm joking, joking and joking. No,

0:52:39.640 --> 0:52:41.560
<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to see the reaction, like in the

0:52:41.600 --> 0:52:42.440
<v Speaker 1>email or whatever.

0:52:42.560 --> 0:52:44.319
<v Speaker 2>I know, I wanted to see if they actually showed

0:52:44.320 --> 0:52:46.680
<v Speaker 2>it to their friends. Also, I think what I'm gonna

0:52:46.680 --> 0:52:49.520
<v Speaker 2>do is like I've been having this idea because I've

0:52:49.560 --> 0:52:53.520
<v Speaker 2>just been feeling like so creatively in a fog, and

0:52:53.600 --> 0:52:55.719
<v Speaker 2>you know, I just like think, oh, I might be

0:52:55.800 --> 0:52:57.640
<v Speaker 2>hitting burnout, and then I'm like, okay, so you know

0:52:57.640 --> 0:53:00.400
<v Speaker 2>what would make me feel better is if I like

0:53:00.920 --> 0:53:03.480
<v Speaker 2>did something good but filmed it and made a YouTube

0:53:03.520 --> 0:53:05.400
<v Speaker 2>video out of it. So I'm starting to think I

0:53:05.480 --> 0:53:08.840
<v Speaker 2>might do oh like giving yeah, or like going to

0:53:08.960 --> 0:53:10.640
<v Speaker 2>like through a drive through and being like I'm going

0:53:10.680 --> 0:53:13.040
<v Speaker 2>to pay for everybody in the line. Like here is

0:53:13.200 --> 0:53:15.480
<v Speaker 2>like a gift card with like five thousand dollars.

0:53:15.600 --> 0:53:16.400
<v Speaker 1>That's actually really.

0:53:16.480 --> 0:53:18.600
<v Speaker 2>And everybody today gets free food.

0:53:18.400 --> 0:53:20.120
<v Speaker 1>Because you'll get a lot of praise online.

0:53:20.200 --> 0:53:23.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and like I'll like quadruple that income if the

0:53:23.160 --> 0:53:24.719
<v Speaker 2>video goes viral like a mister.

0:53:24.520 --> 0:53:29.640
<v Speaker 1>Bast video that's actually like fascinating. Yeah, so you'll make

0:53:29.680 --> 0:53:31.040
<v Speaker 1>more money than you give away, right.

0:53:31.080 --> 0:53:33.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's kind of the end goal. The

0:53:33.160 --> 0:53:35.480
<v Speaker 2>end goal is to like give a little away. So

0:53:35.640 --> 0:53:37.680
<v Speaker 2>maybe not five thousand. I was thinking like maybe fifty

0:53:37.680 --> 0:53:40.080
<v Speaker 2>dollars on a gift car, but never saying the amount

0:53:40.080 --> 0:53:42.759
<v Speaker 2>of being like I'm paying for everybody behind me, and

0:53:42.800 --> 0:53:46.520
<v Speaker 2>it's insinuating that I paid for like fifty people's food,

0:53:46.640 --> 0:53:49.520
<v Speaker 2>but really, I also my friend is going to be

0:53:49.520 --> 0:53:52.280
<v Speaker 2>in the car behind me, so it's my food. Actually

0:53:52.280 --> 0:53:55.640
<v Speaker 2>that's a crazy scam, like doing like a pay it forward,

0:53:55.719 --> 0:53:57.520
<v Speaker 2>but really you're just paying for your own meal in

0:53:57.560 --> 0:54:00.719
<v Speaker 2>the back for the car behind you filming it and

0:54:00.760 --> 0:54:02.840
<v Speaker 2>making it seem like you just like did something amazing.

0:54:02.920 --> 0:54:03.799
<v Speaker 1>We should try that out.

0:54:03.880 --> 0:54:05.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're gonna do that. So if you see a

0:54:05.480 --> 0:54:07.560
<v Speaker 2>video where it's like me and all of our friends

0:54:07.560 --> 0:54:09.680
<v Speaker 2>in our own cars in a long drive through line

0:54:09.680 --> 0:54:11.839
<v Speaker 2>and we're like, we're gonna pay for everybody's don't say shit.

0:54:12.320 --> 0:54:15.960
<v Speaker 1>Also also also also hold me to it. I need

0:54:15.960 --> 0:54:19.319
<v Speaker 1>to record a doppelganger video soon a Drews go through

0:54:19.360 --> 0:54:22.480
<v Speaker 1>the Drews lookalike account. Bully me until I do it,

0:54:22.520 --> 0:54:27.160
<v Speaker 1>because I really want to start posting on YouTube again. Okay,

0:54:27.239 --> 0:54:31.560
<v Speaker 1>my media, let's just pick a random fucking playlist and

0:54:31.640 --> 0:54:33.120
<v Speaker 1>scroll through it, all.

0:54:33.080 --> 0:54:34.080
<v Speaker 2>Right, Well to it?

0:54:37.120 --> 0:54:46.200
<v Speaker 1>Ooh Breathe by Telepop Music and Angela McCluskey. Inner Voice

0:54:46.360 --> 0:54:52.719
<v Speaker 1>by Hoover Phonic Strings of Life, Derek may I love

0:54:52.760 --> 0:54:59.920
<v Speaker 1>that song, thirty five Summers Plaid Peace Seeker, Himera Love himera,

0:55:00.040 --> 0:55:07.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah my goal when Wilson Tanner and see you know,

0:55:07.640 --> 0:55:13.200
<v Speaker 1>mo DJ Godfather, no mope, no mo, no moe.

0:55:14.080 --> 0:55:16.000
<v Speaker 2>I just had to let you know, let you know,

0:55:16.239 --> 0:55:26.000
<v Speaker 2>let you know. And one last thing, all remembered forever.

0:55:26.960 --> 0:55:35.640
<v Speaker 1>In memory, in in memoriam of the old old set,

0:55:36.480 --> 0:55:41.080
<v Speaker 1>we had our friend Leon do a painting in his

0:55:41.200 --> 0:55:46.279
<v Speaker 1>style because we love it so fucking much. And she

0:55:46.400 --> 0:55:49.759
<v Speaker 1>lives on forever in our hearts. And let's just say,

0:55:49.760 --> 0:55:50.680
<v Speaker 1>big things coming soon.

0:55:51.000 --> 0:55:54.320
<v Speaker 2>And let's just say we're putting this on a shirt.

0:55:55.640 --> 0:55:59.759
<v Speaker 2>We're putting that on a shirt. All right, Well, thank

0:55:59.800 --> 0:56:02.480
<v Speaker 2>you so much for walking. I almost said walking. Thank

0:56:02.520 --> 0:56:04.120
<v Speaker 2>you guys so much for watching.

0:56:03.920 --> 0:56:04.800
<v Speaker 1>Thank you for walking.

0:56:05.120 --> 0:56:08.000
<v Speaker 2>If we seem out of it, it's because I'm losing

0:56:08.040 --> 0:56:40.000
<v Speaker 2>my freaking mind. So mm hmm