WEBVTT - Minisode: Full House Conspiracy Theories

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, Welcome, Hi, welcome Jodi to how Rude Tanarito's We're

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<v Speaker 1>back with another mini episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I love these mini episodes. They're so fun.

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<v Speaker 1>They are fun, They're very fun. This one is particularly fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Or is particularly fun and ridiculous we have there's always

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<v Speaker 2>been a lot of things about Full House that don't

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<v Speaker 2>quite add up. Other than lots Howie no, but there's

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<v Speaker 2>you know, a lot of things that don't add up

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<v Speaker 2>necessarily in the world of Full House and so floating

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<v Speaker 2>about online. The fans have come up with some rather

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<v Speaker 2>interesting conspiracy theories and stories about what's really happening on

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<v Speaker 2>Full House, and they go deep, they go deep, very

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<v Speaker 2>deep down the fandom rabbit hole. And I am just

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<v Speaker 2>thrilled to talk about these. Some of them. I've heard

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<v Speaker 2>some of them. I have not.

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<v Speaker 1>I hadn't heard of most of these, to be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>I yeah, I've heard of a couple of them. But

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<v Speaker 2>it's yeah, these all these conspiracy theories were pulled from

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<v Speaker 2>from rancor dot com, I believe, when where we found

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of them. But oh boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh boy, oh boy. Well let's let's get into it.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's let's do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Shall we start. Let's do it on. Yes, Okay, the

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<v Speaker 1>first one is Michelle never woke up and dreamt Fuller House?

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<v Speaker 1>What if in the Full House finale, Michelle never woke

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<v Speaker 1>up from her coma following the horseback riding accident. The

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<v Speaker 1>coma the coma Michelle never appears on Fuller House, and

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<v Speaker 1>people who dream rarely see themselves in their own dreams.

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<v Speaker 1>That actually makes sense, right, I never put that together. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why she wasn't in it. She was dreaming it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and if everything was a dream, then we can

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<v Speaker 2>kind of see where Michelle got the idea that, like

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<v Speaker 2>DJ's husband died, and Kimmy and Steph, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean that she kind.

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<v Speaker 1>Of But my question is, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm I'm I'm there for it for some of it, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but then I feel like, is she so she just

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<v Speaker 2>imagining what everyone looks like as adults?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay, yes, she's She has an app that's like

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<v Speaker 1>a like an aging app where she can see what.

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<v Speaker 2>Filter what they're gonna do. Well, maybe that's why we

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<v Speaker 2>all don't look terribly different from when we did on

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<v Speaker 2>the show, because we all are it's just all in

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<v Speaker 2>Michelle's head. We're just it's like our heads but just

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<v Speaker 2>slightly older, you know, slightly different bodies.

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<v Speaker 1>That explains it. That explains the Fountain of Youth. That

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<v Speaker 1>is full house I've always wondered.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what it is. It's the we are all

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<v Speaker 2>in Michelle's dream. This is it is. It's like the

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<v Speaker 2>the inception version. Is that that the movie? Where about

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<v Speaker 2>the dream? The exception version of full and full?

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<v Speaker 1>Full and fuller. Wow, that's a really long dream. That

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<v Speaker 1>was like, that's like a five season long dream.

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<v Speaker 2>Though, well, you know dreams and time, it can feel

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<v Speaker 2>like an hour and it's been fifteen seconds. Yeah, it's true,

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<v Speaker 2>very true. Time is time is is a human construct.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, but this explains why when we were talking directly,

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<v Speaker 1>like we broke the fourth wall a few times to

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<v Speaker 1>talk directly like to Michelle or make a reference to Michelle.

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<v Speaker 1>This explains it, because we're talking right to her because

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<v Speaker 1>she's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it all makes sense now, it all makes sense,

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<v Speaker 2>sort of. Yeah, I still can't believe. I still can't

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<v Speaker 2>believe that Michelle fell into a coma. And that was

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<v Speaker 2>how we ended the.

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<v Speaker 1>Show the most I mean unsatisfying ending to a series.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and it also I was like, oh, this is

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<v Speaker 2>this was that. Had we kept going though, it would

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<v Speaker 2>have been our jump the Shark moment totally. I feel like, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like we were that was the coma episode.

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<v Speaker 2>We were midway over the shark and then we ended.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's saying a lot. That's saying a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>fat if we waited eight years to jump the sure.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, to have someone fall into a coma, I just

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<v Speaker 2>feel like whenever like a coma when you when you

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<v Speaker 2>someone falls into a coma, it's a soap opera.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's Stefano Damia who put you in the coma?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, exactly, And maybe maybe that's what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe there's a full house Days of Our Lives crossover

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<v Speaker 2>full house in General Hospital. Jesse's actually Blackie. He goes

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<v Speaker 2>and he moves in with this family under the guys

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<v Speaker 2>that he's their uncle, but really he's been Blackie in

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<v Speaker 2>this previous life. He comes in, all of this stuff's

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<v Speaker 2>going on, and then at the end, Michelle winds up

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<v Speaker 2>in a coma because someone from Blackie's past was coming

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<v Speaker 2>after that.

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<v Speaker 1>This makes so much, No, it does. It makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse is the cause, right, all of these problems.

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<v Speaker 2>We have the case. It's why, it's why we still

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<v Speaker 2>have the occasional montage and musical uh moments from Jesse,

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<v Speaker 2>because those kind of happened in in in, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>and soap opera sometimes too. This person has a band

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<v Speaker 2>and they do right, and then they start singing.

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<v Speaker 1>Hm. I yeah, it all makes sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Now there's a slight overlap of the Venn diagram of

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<v Speaker 2>soap opera and sitcom, and it's equally ridiculous. Narrow little

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<v Speaker 2>area where Michelle falls into a coma. That's the that's

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<v Speaker 2>the crossover of that Ben diagram.

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<v Speaker 1>That was it. And it was a two parter or too,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm like, no, we had enough of it, Like

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<v Speaker 1>we don't need a two parter about the amnesia? Like no,

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<v Speaker 1>like we don't need Wasn't it a two parter? What

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I'm not remembering that wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it was a two part.

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<v Speaker 1>It didn't need to be a two part. It didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even need to be a one part.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, the cliffhanger was will Michelle come out of

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<v Speaker 2>the coma? You know? And then she does, but she

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't remember us.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's yeah, it's that's hard fact.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe she didn't. Maybe she didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe she's still in a coma.

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<v Speaker 2>She's still in a coma, and she has been on

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<v Speaker 2>she it's this is, it's not you know, this is.

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<v Speaker 2>They've kept her alive in the hopes that Michelle will return.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if we do Fullest House, is that going to

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<v Speaker 1>again be an extension of Michelle's dream? Is she still dream?

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<v Speaker 2>Depends on if they're in it or not.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so it remains they are.

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<v Speaker 2>If they are, then then we can finally solve the

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<v Speaker 2>loop of like Michelle's like, oh my god, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>believe I'm out of this coma, and you guys are

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<v Speaker 2>old you know what I mean? And and we're like, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>what about that? She's like, I dreamed that.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's the end with a sitcom. Smile right, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Michelle? Right? And then how he shows up and

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<v Speaker 2>how he shows up and it's all his fault.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, please, let's blame Howie for all the things, for everything, ye, everything,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all Howie's fault.

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<v Speaker 2>If you haven't listened to the episode of about two

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<v Speaker 2>sixteen Baby Love Howie, go back and listen to it

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<v Speaker 2>and you'll know exactly who we're talking.

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<v Speaker 1>About and why and you'll never want to hear why.

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<v Speaker 2>We're waiting for everything?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, howie? All right, well, are we ready to move

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<v Speaker 1>on to the next Okay, yeah, to the next conspiracy theory?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know this was the next conspiracy theory is

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<v Speaker 2>one that I could see as a possibility. And now, well,

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<v Speaker 2>now that we know that obviously Danny and Joey and

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<v Speaker 2>Jesse went to school together, Pam would have been at

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<v Speaker 2>the same school, thus making her no Joey pretty well

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<v Speaker 2>and wasn't wasn't Joey also like one of the first

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<v Speaker 2>people at the High Hospital when the babies were born.

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<v Speaker 1>Just saying, okay, well, the.

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<v Speaker 2>Conspiracy theory of this is is that Joey Gladstone is

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<v Speaker 2>the real father of the kids?

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<v Speaker 1>Is this just because of the hair?

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<v Speaker 2>Like?

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<v Speaker 1>This is just because of the blonde hair?

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's just because do one of us look like

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<v Speaker 2>we could be Bob's children?

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<v Speaker 1>You're all short, you're all blonde.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, Pam's Greek, but she's a blonde Greek. I

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<v Speaker 2>guess she's a blonde Greek. That overrode that. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>but only but unless see that's what I'm saying. Unless

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<v Speaker 2>maybe two blondes.

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<v Speaker 1>Made three blondes, but that makes I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think Joey would do that to Danny, Like I.

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<v Speaker 2>Give you, I don't think you would too. I don't think.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not in his character to cheat three times

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<v Speaker 1>with his best friend's wife. Well, but maybe you like

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<v Speaker 1>the surrogate.

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<v Speaker 2>The whole idea behind full House is that you know,

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<v Speaker 2>Danny needs raising his three girls, and it was super

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<v Speaker 2>kind of Joey to move in to the alcove, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean and be like, that's fine, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>do this right right, despite the fact that he's not

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<v Speaker 2>even related to the Tanners. So why is he so invested?

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<v Speaker 2>You know? That's the question that I think people have raised.

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<v Speaker 2>It's because uncle Joey is the girl's real dad, or.

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<v Speaker 1>I just thought he wanted free rent, like it's he

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<v Speaker 1>needed a couch, or.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe he need down Maybe well maybe said here's the thing,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe maybe you know Joey was the dad. But Pam

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<v Speaker 2>was like, but you're not, you're you You're a comedian.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't you can't support three three kids. But Danny could.

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<v Speaker 2>Obviously he's a co host and they you know, so

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<v Speaker 2>maybe it was like, that was the you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean that that She was like, look, I for

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<v Speaker 2>practical reasons, I'm gonna wind up with Danny.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah she was smart, but she was smart that Joey

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<v Speaker 1>made cute kids. Well they are adorable. You know, we

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<v Speaker 1>should go back to Fuller and look at the didn't

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<v Speaker 1>he have Joey Gladstone had four four terror kids? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's right, Fuller. I wonder if I can't remember if

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<v Speaker 1>they were blonde too? Did they look like any of

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<v Speaker 1>the Tanner girls? Right? I don't like this theory. This

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<v Speaker 1>theory gives me bad vibes.

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<v Speaker 2>What if Okay, what if what if it's not what

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<v Speaker 2>if it's not that like like it was like a

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<v Speaker 2>like secret behind the back thing, but it was more

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<v Speaker 2>like like an infertility issue.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh okay, so yeah, like a.

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<v Speaker 2>Cervice bring all the way back arounds a Fuller house. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>it's our own thing.

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<v Speaker 1>See I could hop on boardly that. Then there's no

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<v Speaker 1>name to.

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<v Speaker 2>It was yeah. Maybe Joey was like, look, you got

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<v Speaker 2>you know, Danny was having a little yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>having a problems words women. And then Joey was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I got you. You're my best friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so maybe it was an artificial insemination situation, right,

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<v Speaker 1>so there was no.

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<v Speaker 2>Cheating, right, cheating, and so the kids were Pam and

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<v Speaker 2>Danny's but also Joey's technically.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I can see that. I can see that. I

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<v Speaker 1>can concede to uh if it's if Joey and Danny

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<v Speaker 1>were both in on it, like if they was a

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<v Speaker 1>decided a decision, not a deception.

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<v Speaker 2>Much like the decision with Kimmy and and Steph and Jimmy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>for Kimmy to you know, Kimmy, it makes sense. It

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<v Speaker 2>definitely makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>It does make it.

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<v Speaker 2>And it also makes sense that maybe they didn't talk

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<v Speaker 2>about it as much because in the eighties it wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>quite as you know, when when Steph and Kimmy it's

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<v Speaker 2>a much more open discussion. But during back then it

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<v Speaker 2>was a little.

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<v Speaker 1>And they didn't, right, didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>They didn't want to make it weird, but they were like,

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<v Speaker 2>but you could still live here, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoever, whoever came up with this theory is very like

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<v Speaker 1>they went deep, like they went dark, a little dark maybe,

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't know this.

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<v Speaker 2>I've I've always I've always had my suspicions.

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<v Speaker 1>You have Okay, just.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, just looking at Danny and his daughters, I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, but then again, you know, I've seen plenty

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<v Speaker 2>of kids look nothing like their parents.

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<v Speaker 1>True, so this is true, but it could happen. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's not my favorite conspiracy theory.

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<v Speaker 2>Not my favorite, but there's versions of it that could

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<v Speaker 2>be less problematic.

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<v Speaker 1>True, very true. Okay, I like your version. I definitely

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<v Speaker 1>like your version of this.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, the next one, the next one is all you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my favorite. This is this is the real, this

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<v Speaker 1>is the conspiracy theory.

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<v Speaker 2>This one I have never heard, and I'm fascinated.

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard specially a version of this. Okay, Okay. So

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<v Speaker 1>the theory goes that Kimmy has this awful, horrible home

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<v Speaker 1>life where her parents don't love her, or like her

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<v Speaker 1>or even care about her. They often neglect her and

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<v Speaker 1>other things of that nature. So to keep her mind

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<v Speaker 1>off of that terrible childhood, she instead imagines what it

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<v Speaker 1>would be like to have the perfect family. So she

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<v Speaker 1>invents the Tanners as a figment of her own imagination. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this tracks, like this totally tracks, because yeah, like the

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<v Speaker 1>Tanners are too happy, like they're too huggy, happy. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like they're not a perfect family, but they're just

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<v Speaker 1>they're so damn happy. They resolve every problem with a

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<v Speaker 1>hug after twenty two minutes. You know, it's like I

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<v Speaker 1>can see this.

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<v Speaker 2>Being Meanwhile, you're living with a sharpay as a security

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<v Speaker 2>ostrich and a wolf man and a wolf man so yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>cycle and a velcrow wall all sorts of random things.

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<v Speaker 2>This is kind of a sad theory though, Like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a sad theory also because the family and stuff

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<v Speaker 2>isn't kind of kind of makes fun of Kimmy and

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<v Speaker 2>isn't always nice. So is that indicative of of like

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<v Speaker 2>how Kimmy feels about herself even reflected in this perfect family,

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<v Speaker 2>is that people are making fun of her and not

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<v Speaker 2>nice to her. Like that's sad. That's so sad, That's

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm saying. That was like, oh god.

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<v Speaker 1>So wow, her self esteem is in the Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Kimmy imagined that you know, this perfect family, like wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>they be nice to her? But they're not really not

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<v Speaker 2>very nice.

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<v Speaker 1>No, she just she feels terrible about herself.

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<v Speaker 2>That's because her real family is awful. So this is

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<v Speaker 2>like an improvement on how she's treated, but there's still

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<v Speaker 2>not nice to her because Immy deep down doesn't feel

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<v Speaker 2>like she's enough.

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<v Speaker 1>But this, okay, Now I don't like this theory. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I hate it because I've always maintained that Kimmy was

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<v Speaker 1>a confident kid, and that's what I admired.

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<v Speaker 2>The most about she.

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<v Speaker 1>She was that she loved herself so right, this doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>track if she was so insecure and felt bad about

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<v Speaker 1>herself that she never.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagined have been fawning all over. If Kimmy imagined it,

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<v Speaker 2>everyone would have been like serving Kimmy, and instead she

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<v Speaker 2>was kind of the like annoying one. But again, if

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<v Speaker 2>Kimmy is really having this terrible childhood, and it could

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<v Speaker 2>make sense that she doesn't see herself that that that

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<v Speaker 2>she only sees it as an improvement and not, it's

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<v Speaker 2>still not.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just a she's it's a coping mechanism for trauma,

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<v Speaker 1>her childhood trauma. This is this is I started out

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<v Speaker 1>loving the theory.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate. Take Joey Be and the dad even without

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<v Speaker 2>the artificial examination over poor Kimmy and imagining the Tanner

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<v Speaker 2>family that's still mean to her.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel so bad for her, Like I like you.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine yourself with with like terrible feet, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, for Kimmy, Well, this is also why I

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<v Speaker 1>love doing Fuller House so much, because Kimmy was finally

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<v Speaker 1>like accepted by the fact, like Danny huggeder I carried

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<v Speaker 1>her baby, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Like she dealt with all of this. She finally she

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<v Speaker 2>did some real deep work. She did on her inner child.

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<v Speaker 2>She dan and healed all of the imaginings of the

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<v Speaker 2>Tanner family. And so then when Fuller House came, she

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<v Speaker 2>felt she felt a little better, more confident.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, okay, so full Yeah, Fullerhouse was the redemption

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<v Speaker 1>arc for Kimmy after this.

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<v Speaker 2>Well her, yeah, because she's you know, she's well, she

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<v Speaker 2>wasn't living next door. Parents were still living next door,

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<v Speaker 2>was she? No?

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<v Speaker 1>Well wait, no, the parents were in a bunk. Weren't

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<v Speaker 1>the parents in a bunker or traveling the lands? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the parents member both to.

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<v Speaker 3>The dog breeders, they were then they were uh, they

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<v Speaker 3>were m I A what you call it.

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<v Speaker 2>They were the archaeologists, they were they weren't. I Mean,

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<v Speaker 2>let's be real. We we have the episode in Fuller

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<v Speaker 2>House with you and Joey talking about how terrible your

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<v Speaker 2>parents are yeah with Jimmy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, And we had to do this terrible accents

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<v Speaker 1>and dressed like so far.

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<v Speaker 2>And I mean Jimmy's living in a van down by

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<v Speaker 2>the river. You know this family is uh is there's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, man, So I wonder if how does Jimmy

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<v Speaker 1>fit in Well, no, Jimmy comes in Fuller House. So

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<v Speaker 1>is Fuller House an extension of Kimmy's imagination too? Or

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<v Speaker 1>she's finally living That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that she's finally living her living her real life.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that's what we see is that she has this

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<v Speaker 2>brother there was Garth, but we don't hear mention of

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<v Speaker 2>him anymore work because Garth is dead. But Garth's dead.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's you know, Jimmy's now here, but he's he's

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<v Speaker 2>you know, he's a not very smart and living in

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<v Speaker 2>a broke down r.

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<v Speaker 1>V, which was always weird. I'm like, why, like Stephanie, why,

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<v Speaker 1>why why were the three Fuller Why were the three

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<v Speaker 1>women in Fuller Us attracted to idiot men? Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess Steve was Steve wasn't an idiot, but I think

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<v Speaker 1>Random a little bit of an idiot.

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<v Speaker 2>Just probability, you know what I mean, Like it's Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they were all very cute on the out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they were very cute men, they were charming. But Jimmy,

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<v Speaker 1>Jimmy was it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It worked because we were all three strong women, and

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<v Speaker 2>none of us were like we need no, you just

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<v Speaker 2>need to go along. I need you have too many ideas.

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<v Speaker 1>We needed, yes, but to go along with our crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think Jimmy was probably so used to just

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<v Speaker 2>sort of a you know, an overbearing or absentee parent.

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<v Speaker 2>He was just looking for someone to lead him and

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<v Speaker 2>he got.

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<v Speaker 1>Almost like I got it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you were like his now, which is kind

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<v Speaker 2>of you know, Steff's now kind of raising. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>she's got to do with Jimmy and his this trauma

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff. But you know she's trying. She's trying. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Stuff is a saint.

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<v Speaker 2>She is a saint, all of this, and we find

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<v Speaker 2>out really Steph's Steph's doing her best. You know, she

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<v Speaker 2>is family, she is.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>I still though, Yeah, if if Kimmy imagine the Tanner family,

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<v Speaker 2>I can see it. But now it also has a

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<v Speaker 2>very sad, very dark undercurrent.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I don't like it anymore. This theory.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't sorry. I'm sorry you ruined it.

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<v Speaker 1>You ruined it for me.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll forgive you. That's okay. We can we can just

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<v Speaker 1>move on to the next, to the next theory and

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<v Speaker 1>hope that it's better.

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<v Speaker 2>The next theory is bonkers. The next theory is bonkers.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't even quite follow along with it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 2>And I like time travel stuff, but this one, this

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<v Speaker 2>feels like doctor who came up with this? You know?

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<v Speaker 2>This is not Yeah, this is doc. This is not okay,

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<v Speaker 2>it's hard time traveling. Steve's is what this, this conspiracy

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<v Speaker 2>theory is called.

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<v Speaker 1>Pay attention, folks, this is You might need a diagram.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever noticed the conglomeration of Steve's on Full House?

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<v Speaker 2>There is there is a high ratio of people named

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<v Speaker 2>Steve in the orbit of the Tanner family. No, First

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<v Speaker 2>we have we have DJ's cousin, Steve right, played by

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<v Speaker 2>Kirk right right. Then we have DJ's friend, DJ's friend's cousin,

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<v Speaker 2>Steve Erkele.

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<v Speaker 1>His name was Steve to Steve. I never knew his

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<v Speaker 1>first name, Steve, Steve Steve Rle.

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<v Speaker 2>And so that Rkele makes an appearance on the show

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<v Speaker 2>in a later season and as DJ's friend's cousin who's

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<v Speaker 2>also named Steve. So we've got we've got DJ's cousin,

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<v Speaker 2>DJ's friend's cousin.

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<v Speaker 1>Named Steve, a lot of cousins.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got Uncle Jesse's cousin named Stavros, which I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>say is basically a Greek Steve.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a Greek Steve. Okay, okay, Stavros Steve.

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<v Speaker 2>It's there's three letters are the same.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Then we've got DJ's boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>Steve, right, that's the one everybody knows, Yeah, Steve Hale.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm not quite sure how DJ's sister Stephanie fits

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<v Speaker 2>into this other than that I have an.

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<v Speaker 1>S te Well, it's an ste it's.

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<v Speaker 2>An st maybe. Oh maybe it's like on Doctor Who,

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<v Speaker 2>where they it's you can sometimes you you come back

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<v Speaker 2>into a particular time thing and you're a man and

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes you're a woman. So at this particular time traveling

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<v Speaker 2>Steve came back as Stephanie.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's a little gender bend. Okay, okay, okay, So this.

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<v Speaker 2>Is Steve's Yeah, it's you know, the reincredis did you

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<v Speaker 2>never know what you're going to come back at. So

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<v Speaker 2>the Steves of Full House are all time travelers. Oh oh,

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<v Speaker 2>now here is where the conspiracy theory goes a little

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<v Speaker 2>wonky for me and I and I feel like we

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<v Speaker 2>almost need a whiteboard to drive this out. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>need a d Okay, cousin Steve is really wait wait

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<v Speaker 2>cousin cousin Steve. That was so Kirk Cameron laid by

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<v Speaker 2>Kirk right is really Alex Kutzopolis from the future. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know why that's what they do. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, I don't know. That's bizarre, but okay.

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<v Speaker 2>DJ's boyfriend Steve is really Nicky Cutsopolis from the future.

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<v Speaker 2>So now, but now I'm like, but now, it's not

0:21:27.680 --> 0:21:31.680
<v Speaker 2>time traveling Steve's now, it's time traveling NICKI and Alex's Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>this is This is Jesse's cousin stav Rose is really

0:21:35.119 --> 0:21:38.800
<v Speaker 2>Jesse from the future, and Stephanie is most likely Pam

0:21:38.920 --> 0:21:42.399
<v Speaker 2>Tanner or next most likely Michelle Tanner from the future.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want where they what is happening? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what what what?

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<v Speaker 2>Whoever came up with this theory that what are they having?

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<v Speaker 2>They're well, they're they're time traveling back and forth and

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<v Speaker 2>trying to tell a complete story. It's yeah, I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>what you have me all through two cousins Steve cousin

0:22:03.640 --> 0:22:07.200
<v Speaker 2>stov Rose Right and a boyfriend Steve Right. For Steve Right.

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<v Speaker 2>You started kind of getting a little wonky with DJ's

0:22:10.520 --> 0:22:13.440
<v Speaker 2>sister Stephanie. But I could buy it if we're time traveling,

0:22:13.960 --> 0:22:19.600
<v Speaker 2>Stephanie is a Steve Right somehow, But I don't then

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<v Speaker 2>know how they all like.

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<v Speaker 1>How do they intersect?

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<v Speaker 2>And and why are Nicki.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't know. It sounds incestuous even though it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we see in Fuller.

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<v Speaker 2>House, I mean we've got I mean that's sort of

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<v Speaker 2>a you know, that's Kitty's having Jimmy's baby, but not technically,

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<v Speaker 2>but I mean that's you know, but don't be Game

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<v Speaker 2>of Thrones. But it's yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>In the first episode of Fuller House, we see Nicki

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<v Speaker 1>and Alex come back as twenty year old.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, and then we don't see them because they went

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<v Speaker 2>back to the future.

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<v Speaker 1>But isn't isn't Steve Hale, isn't Scott Weininger is in

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<v Speaker 1>that episode? Are they in that? Are they in that

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<v Speaker 1>scene at the same time the party scene, because that's

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<v Speaker 1>the only thing preventing me from from believing this story.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they are. And there's a Thanksgiving too.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, So I'm like, they can't if they're the

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<v Speaker 1>same person time traveling.

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<v Speaker 2>So DJ's boyfriend Steve couldn't be Nicky. I don't know. Again,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why the hell Nicky and Alex are

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<v Speaker 2>involved in this and why they have to come back

0:23:16.840 --> 0:23:17.520
<v Speaker 2>and be Steve.

0:23:17.600 --> 0:23:19.440
<v Speaker 1>Because they didn't get enough airtime. I don't know. I

0:23:20.600 --> 0:23:23.040
<v Speaker 1>don't don't know this this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then I'm Pam Tanner. How am i? Pam Tanner?

0:23:25.920 --> 0:23:28.560
<v Speaker 2>I was born after she died?

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<v Speaker 1>No? You were born?

0:23:30.840 --> 0:23:34.480
<v Speaker 3>No, no, she died obviously you were born before she died.

0:23:35.240 --> 0:23:37.600
<v Speaker 3>But how how could I be pay That's what I'm saying.

0:23:37.600 --> 0:23:40.440
<v Speaker 2>How am I coming back? And I'm Pam. Pam's already gone,

0:23:40.480 --> 0:23:42.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm already here. She can't come back.

0:23:43.400 --> 0:23:47.200
<v Speaker 1>She birthed you the house yourself? If you're if you're

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<v Speaker 1>time traveling, did you birth yourself?

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<v Speaker 2>You know?

0:23:49.880 --> 0:23:50.040
<v Speaker 1>What?

0:23:50.720 --> 0:23:53.600
<v Speaker 2>Did you? There's did you watch the show Bodies? It's

0:23:53.640 --> 0:23:56.920
<v Speaker 2>a time traveling thing about this? Yeah, it's a whole thing.

0:23:56.920 --> 0:23:59.800
<v Speaker 2>And this body comes back in the same place over

0:24:00.080 --> 0:24:02.359
<v Speaker 2>multiple like hundreds of years, and it's but it's a

0:24:02.400 --> 0:24:05.480
<v Speaker 2>time travel thing, okay, and so I'm trying to think

0:24:05.480 --> 0:24:08.199
<v Speaker 2>of how they did that. But it was sort of

0:24:08.240 --> 0:24:10.439
<v Speaker 2>a like the person was there but then they were not.

0:24:11.280 --> 0:24:13.400
<v Speaker 1>It hurts my brain. I'm not a fan of time

0:24:13.440 --> 0:24:14.479
<v Speaker 1>traveling time travel.

0:24:14.600 --> 0:24:17.040
<v Speaker 2>I am a fan, you are, of the theory of it,

0:24:17.119 --> 0:24:20.399
<v Speaker 2>but not this one because this one, this one doesn't

0:24:20.440 --> 0:24:23.160
<v Speaker 2>make sense. And I don't. I feel like it's, uh,

0:24:23.200 --> 0:24:25.440
<v Speaker 2>it's corrupting the laws of time travel.

0:24:25.160 --> 0:24:29.080
<v Speaker 1>If it is this, This feels like it's a monitor people.

0:24:28.960 --> 0:24:33.480
<v Speaker 2>To be multiple people in timelines that overlap, and I don't. Yeah,

0:24:33.560 --> 0:24:35.280
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you can do that. No, but

0:24:35.400 --> 0:24:37.040
<v Speaker 2>you know, I'm not a I'm not an astrophysicist.

0:24:37.080 --> 0:24:39.320
<v Speaker 1>What do I do well in the full house universe?

0:24:39.320 --> 0:24:41.480
<v Speaker 1>Maybe this would make sense because nothing really makes sense.

0:24:41.560 --> 0:24:45.320
<v Speaker 1>You can't ever pull that thread. I know what it is.

0:24:45.480 --> 0:24:50.520
<v Speaker 2>I know what it is. It's Howie, Howie, how time traveler.

0:24:50.600 --> 0:24:52.359
<v Speaker 1>Did, how we did? How we create this.

0:24:52.520 --> 0:24:55.320
<v Speaker 2>That's why that's why he's doing a FaceTime from the airport,

0:24:56.960 --> 0:24:59.720
<v Speaker 2>is because he's like, I have this technology and I'm

0:25:00.119 --> 0:25:03.400
<v Speaker 2>I am from the future and it you know, and

0:25:03.480 --> 0:25:06.680
<v Speaker 2>that and that's why he gets everyone how we have

0:25:06.840 --> 0:25:10.639
<v Speaker 2>and then we see He's which actually happened in Bodies

0:25:10.680 --> 0:25:13.600
<v Speaker 2>is what you see. The the the extrapolation is is

0:25:13.600 --> 0:25:18.199
<v Speaker 2>that this guy becomes kind of this crazy, narcissistic like

0:25:18.359 --> 0:25:20.919
<v Speaker 2>leader type that is like a like a like a

0:25:21.320 --> 0:25:23.920
<v Speaker 2>like a figurehead, Like he becomes like a god because

0:25:23.960 --> 0:25:25.640
<v Speaker 2>he can time travel and doing this stuff. So I'm

0:25:25.680 --> 0:25:29.360
<v Speaker 2>just saying ties back into the theory that it's a Howie.

0:25:29.840 --> 0:25:31.640
<v Speaker 1>How did we make this little two year old into

0:25:31.640 --> 0:25:34.679
<v Speaker 1>a villain? Like I don't know, how like like we

0:25:34.840 --> 0:25:35.359
<v Speaker 1>active you.

0:25:35.359 --> 0:25:37.359
<v Speaker 2>Know, have you ever met a two year old thing?

0:25:37.920 --> 0:25:38.119
<v Speaker 1>You know?

0:25:39.000 --> 0:25:42.919
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't know. But I still I think it's Howie.

0:25:42.960 --> 0:25:45.840
<v Speaker 2>I blame him for everything that is could have or

0:25:45.880 --> 0:25:47.919
<v Speaker 2>ever gone wrong in the Full House universe.

0:25:48.000 --> 0:25:51.000
<v Speaker 1>I am totally fine sorry blaming Howie for Sorry to

0:25:51.040 --> 0:25:53.440
<v Speaker 1>the twin girls that played Howie. But yeah, no, it's

0:25:53.440 --> 0:25:57.000
<v Speaker 1>just a character. It's a character flaw. And yeah, I

0:25:57.000 --> 0:25:59.520
<v Speaker 1>think how we created this theory and then time traveled

0:25:59.760 --> 0:26:01.520
<v Speaker 1>too so he could talk to Michelle and be her.

0:26:02.440 --> 0:26:04.719
<v Speaker 2>Well, he was like, I need to find a family

0:26:04.760 --> 0:26:07.520
<v Speaker 2>that's gonna have a huge impact on people to thus

0:26:07.920 --> 0:26:12.600
<v Speaker 2>make my usurping of power in the future easier.

0:26:13.200 --> 0:26:14.920
<v Speaker 1>This is very well planned out.

0:26:15.200 --> 0:26:17.879
<v Speaker 2>It was he was like this Tanner, these Tanners are

0:26:17.880 --> 0:26:20.040
<v Speaker 2>gonna have these Tanner people are gonna people are gonna

0:26:20.080 --> 0:26:22.280
<v Speaker 2>like them. And so he was like, I'm gonna attach

0:26:22.400 --> 0:26:23.399
<v Speaker 2>myself to this family.

0:26:24.359 --> 0:26:26.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah for a two year old that doesn't have object

0:26:26.240 --> 0:26:28.679
<v Speaker 1>permanent and really he.

0:26:28.760 --> 0:26:32.400
<v Speaker 2>That he Hey tricked her with his mind control.

0:26:32.720 --> 0:26:35.159
<v Speaker 1>Maybe he's not even too I maybe he's just a

0:26:35.200 --> 0:26:38.520
<v Speaker 1>really short, like forty five year old man. He's gonna

0:26:38.560 --> 0:26:39.560
<v Speaker 1>take over the world.

0:26:40.280 --> 0:26:41.800
<v Speaker 2>He's like he's yeah.

0:26:41.760 --> 0:26:45.560
<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, I now I now I am a fan.

0:26:45.640 --> 0:26:48.920
<v Speaker 2>Okay, now we're now we're back. Yeah, traveling, time traveling

0:26:49.080 --> 0:27:01.399
<v Speaker 2>Howies Okay, time traveling Howie, Steve's Steve, Howie's okay, Okay.

0:27:01.440 --> 0:27:06.359
<v Speaker 1>The next one is about Becky. I have a theory

0:27:06.400 --> 0:27:09.399
<v Speaker 1>of what Aunt Becky really was to the Tanner family.

0:27:09.720 --> 0:27:13.000
<v Speaker 1>Aunt Becky was just a figment of Jesse and the

0:27:13.040 --> 0:27:17.280
<v Speaker 1>Tanner family's imagination. Since the mother passed away, they were

0:27:17.320 --> 0:27:21.680
<v Speaker 1>all mourning and created Aunt Becky in their head because

0:27:21.720 --> 0:27:23.919
<v Speaker 1>they needed that mother figure in the house instead of

0:27:23.960 --> 0:27:30.840
<v Speaker 1>having all guys raise three girls. I don't like. I

0:27:30.880 --> 0:27:33.080
<v Speaker 1>think I need Becky to be real in order to

0:27:33.160 --> 0:27:35.919
<v Speaker 1>come to peace with Jesse's womanizing.

0:27:35.400 --> 0:27:37.679
<v Speaker 2>Over the first That's what I'm saying, just the first season,

0:27:37.760 --> 0:27:41.359
<v Speaker 2>because if Jesse imagined her, then he imagined a woman

0:27:41.359 --> 0:27:43.440
<v Speaker 2>who put him in check, and which I appreciate. Yeah,

0:27:43.480 --> 0:27:48.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm here for it. But it feels like if Jesse

0:27:48.119 --> 0:27:49.760
<v Speaker 2>would have imagined her, it would have been a lot

0:27:49.800 --> 0:27:50.520
<v Speaker 2>easier to get her.

0:27:51.240 --> 0:27:53.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel like his imagination would have been a

0:27:53.320 --> 0:27:55.640
<v Speaker 1>lot more like she would have looked like a Barbie doll.

0:27:55.920 --> 0:27:59.280
<v Speaker 2>She would have there would have been Yeah, they would

0:27:59.280 --> 0:28:03.400
<v Speaker 2>have been just a rotating, rotating Becky's just coming in right,

0:28:03.440 --> 0:28:05.000
<v Speaker 2>and they'd all be making out in the living room

0:28:05.000 --> 0:28:06.719
<v Speaker 2>at the same time with the family.

0:28:07.000 --> 0:28:09.760
<v Speaker 1>This is definitely not Jesse's imagination, but I can't see

0:28:09.760 --> 0:28:12.440
<v Speaker 1>it being the Tanner girls imagination because they were like

0:28:13.800 --> 0:28:16.359
<v Speaker 1>in the house. Jesse's got a revolving door of women,

0:28:16.560 --> 0:28:19.760
<v Speaker 1>So please, let's imagine a permanent partner.

0:28:19.640 --> 0:28:21.880
<v Speaker 2>For him, right, Yeah, my pink bunnies have seen enough.

0:28:22.119 --> 0:28:24.359
<v Speaker 1>Yes, Oh my god, they're scarred for life.

0:28:25.119 --> 0:28:28.840
<v Speaker 2>Seriously, Okay, so this funnies have seen Yeah, that on

0:28:29.119 --> 0:28:29.480
<v Speaker 2>that one.

0:28:29.880 --> 0:28:33.240
<v Speaker 1>Okay, maybe it was the Tanner Girls that imagined Aunt Becky,

0:28:33.280 --> 0:28:35.760
<v Speaker 1>but I like to think that she's real because you

0:28:35.800 --> 0:28:38.520
<v Speaker 1>can't have Full House without Aunt Becky. It's true, all right,

0:28:38.560 --> 0:28:38.880
<v Speaker 1>all right?

0:28:38.920 --> 0:28:42.959
<v Speaker 2>The next one ties in another show with us across,

0:28:43.800 --> 0:28:47.800
<v Speaker 2>and that Danny Tanner is Ted Moseby from How I

0:28:47.840 --> 0:28:52.920
<v Speaker 2>Met Your Mother? What, which is technically sort of true

0:28:52.920 --> 0:28:54.400
<v Speaker 2>because Bob was the voiceover for it.

0:28:54.480 --> 0:28:55.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, that's right.

0:28:55.320 --> 0:28:59.120
<v Speaker 2>Okay, But here's the theory is that it'll turn out

0:28:59.360 --> 0:29:01.640
<v Speaker 2>that the So it turns out that the mother dies

0:29:01.800 --> 0:29:03.760
<v Speaker 2>at the end of How I Met Your Mother. I've

0:29:03.760 --> 0:29:05.120
<v Speaker 2>never watched the shows have anything.

0:29:06.560 --> 0:29:07.960
<v Speaker 1>Okay, the mother dies.

0:29:08.240 --> 0:29:10.600
<v Speaker 2>Mothers why are we killing off? Mom's always killing off mom?

0:29:11.720 --> 0:29:13.440
<v Speaker 2>Mother dies at the end of How I Met Your Mother.

0:29:14.280 --> 0:29:17.360
<v Speaker 2>Bob Saget will then send the son off to go

0:29:17.440 --> 0:29:21.640
<v Speaker 2>live with Barney, and he will take the daughter we've

0:29:21.680 --> 0:29:25.760
<v Speaker 2>seen plus two more daughters to San Francisco, where Bob

0:29:25.840 --> 0:29:30.640
<v Speaker 2>Saggitt begins anew in the show Full House, Danny begins

0:29:30.760 --> 0:29:36.480
<v Speaker 2>Evil House. But wait, because because Danny frequently mentions his

0:29:37.200 --> 0:29:42.959
<v Speaker 2>dead wife in Full House. True, but that for security purposes,

0:29:43.000 --> 0:29:45.880
<v Speaker 2>he rearranged his first name to be his full name,

0:29:46.600 --> 0:29:51.000
<v Speaker 2>because Ted backwards is d E. T. As in Danny

0:29:51.080 --> 0:29:51.720
<v Speaker 2>Ernest Tanner.

0:29:51.960 --> 0:29:54.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I never thought of that.

0:29:54.760 --> 0:29:56.680
<v Speaker 2>But see, I don't know. I don't know how I

0:29:56.720 --> 0:29:59.040
<v Speaker 2>met your mother. So that whole part about the son

0:29:59.360 --> 0:30:00.920
<v Speaker 2>to go live with Barney, I don't know who the

0:30:00.920 --> 0:30:03.480
<v Speaker 2>son is. The only Barney I know is a purple dinosaur,

0:30:03.600 --> 0:30:07.200
<v Speaker 2>and I don't the daughter. We've seen two more daughters.

0:30:07.320 --> 0:30:09.880
<v Speaker 1>Who's who's the daughter? Well, I know the I know

0:30:09.960 --> 0:30:12.080
<v Speaker 1>the son because he's the main character. Barney is Neil

0:30:12.080 --> 0:30:16.800
<v Speaker 1>Patrick Harris. He's also kind of a charming womanizer. But

0:30:16.840 --> 0:30:18.600
<v Speaker 1>who's the daughter? Which one is the daughter?

0:30:18.760 --> 0:30:21.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't I have never watched an episode of the show.

0:30:21.040 --> 0:30:23.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't even, Like I said, I don't know. I

0:30:23.160 --> 0:30:24.000
<v Speaker 2>know nothing of no one.

0:30:24.080 --> 0:30:26.960
<v Speaker 1>So we're not qualified to really judge this conspiracy theory.

0:30:26.960 --> 0:30:30.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm not qualified to judge this conspiracy theory because I'm

0:30:30.400 --> 0:30:31.120
<v Speaker 2>just confused.

0:30:32.000 --> 0:30:34.040
<v Speaker 1>Well, and isn't there a reboot how I met your father?

0:30:34.200 --> 0:30:36.920
<v Speaker 1>So how does that work into this conspiracy theory? I

0:30:36.920 --> 0:30:43.680
<v Speaker 1>don't know. So they're basically hinging this on Danny's Danny's

0:30:44.120 --> 0:30:49.040
<v Speaker 1>on his initials D E. T. Danny Ernest Tanner, Okay.

0:30:48.920 --> 0:30:51.120
<v Speaker 2>This it feels like a weak association.

0:30:51.320 --> 0:30:53.320
<v Speaker 1>This is more like fanfic. This is somebody who's a

0:30:53.400 --> 0:30:55.240
<v Speaker 1>huge fan of How I Met Your Mother and Full

0:30:55.240 --> 0:30:58.480
<v Speaker 1>House and wanted to create a crossover, and this is

0:30:58.520 --> 0:30:59.080
<v Speaker 1>what happens.

0:30:59.520 --> 0:31:02.040
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, yeah, No, I'm not. I don't. I don't

0:31:02.040 --> 0:31:04.960
<v Speaker 2>know that I'm this is again. No, No, I'm gonna

0:31:04.960 --> 0:31:08.959
<v Speaker 2>make the ones that I think would win for an actual,

0:31:09.080 --> 0:31:14.040
<v Speaker 2>true conspiracy theory. True. Okay, the next one I think is,

0:31:14.480 --> 0:31:16.840
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It's not really a conspiracy theory, but

0:31:16.880 --> 0:31:20.320
<v Speaker 2>it's just more of a hunch and it would be true.

0:31:20.320 --> 0:31:21.440
<v Speaker 1>It feels correct. Yeah.

0:31:21.920 --> 0:31:27.280
<v Speaker 2>Right? Is that Comet was named Comet because of Danny's

0:31:27.320 --> 0:31:28.160
<v Speaker 2>cleaning obsession?

0:31:28.240 --> 0:31:30.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh like Commet the Yeah, com.

0:31:31.280 --> 0:31:34.920
<v Speaker 2>Commet the dog. So Danny Tanner is known for cleaning

0:31:34.920 --> 0:31:36.560
<v Speaker 2>and being an e freak, so it's only fitting that

0:31:36.600 --> 0:31:39.000
<v Speaker 2>their dog is named after a popular cleaning product. I

0:31:39.000 --> 0:31:41.480
<v Speaker 2>don't think. I don't know that that's true, but I don't.

0:31:42.320 --> 0:31:42.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't.

0:31:42.720 --> 0:31:44.840
<v Speaker 1>We haven't gotten to the Comet episode yet. We'll have

0:31:44.880 --> 0:31:46.600
<v Speaker 1>to see how they come up with that name. Do

0:31:46.640 --> 0:31:49.040
<v Speaker 1>you guys ever reveal why you chose Commet?

0:31:49.160 --> 0:31:50.720
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I have no idea.

0:31:50.720 --> 0:31:53.040
<v Speaker 1>Never seen that episode, so I have no idea, but

0:31:53.080 --> 0:31:53.720
<v Speaker 1>that would make.

0:31:53.600 --> 0:31:55.800
<v Speaker 2>Sense, I don't I don't know, but yeah, I think

0:31:55.920 --> 0:31:56.960
<v Speaker 2>I think that makes sense.

0:31:57.080 --> 0:31:59.000
<v Speaker 1>So you think it's a cleaning product and not like

0:31:59.120 --> 0:32:03.200
<v Speaker 1>space like Comet and Cosmo. Later we have Cosmo, which

0:32:03.240 --> 0:32:06.800
<v Speaker 1>is all like space oriented names. But maybe it was cleaning.

0:32:06.840 --> 0:32:10.080
<v Speaker 1>Maybe we should have named Cosmo mister Fantastic or something,

0:32:10.280 --> 0:32:14.760
<v Speaker 1>or Ajax or Agax. Right, that's a missed opportunity right there.

0:32:15.480 --> 0:32:17.160
<v Speaker 2>Really, now that I'm thinking about it, that would have

0:32:17.160 --> 0:32:19.760
<v Speaker 2>been even. Yeah, name him Ajax. That's better.

0:32:19.800 --> 0:32:22.760
<v Speaker 1>I feel that name. We need to text Jeff Franklin.

0:32:24.480 --> 0:32:25.800
<v Speaker 1>Is this true?

0:32:26.320 --> 0:32:26.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:32:26.720 --> 0:32:29.480
<v Speaker 1>Wow? Okay, well this is a very believe This is

0:32:29.480 --> 0:32:31.120
<v Speaker 1>probably the most believable of all.

0:32:31.080 --> 0:32:32.920
<v Speaker 2>Right, this one, this one is not even because this

0:32:33.000 --> 0:32:34.680
<v Speaker 2>is just like a this that makes sense.

0:32:34.800 --> 0:32:37.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is just an flay yes to that one. Okay,

0:32:37.880 --> 0:32:42.920
<v Speaker 1>But this last last one is very inventive. It's it

0:32:43.040 --> 0:32:47.320
<v Speaker 1>says that Kimmy is actually a criminal because in season eight,

0:32:47.680 --> 0:32:51.920
<v Speaker 1>episode nineteen, Taking the Plunge, Kimmy bribes every college in

0:32:51.960 --> 0:32:57.560
<v Speaker 1>California with a verbatim CRISP twenty dollars Bill, do I

0:32:57.600 --> 0:32:59.800
<v Speaker 1>remember that ko too. Okay, so Kimmy's a bribe.

0:33:00.040 --> 0:33:03.160
<v Speaker 2>Basically, Kimmy sent money to all of that along with

0:33:03.200 --> 0:33:05.280
<v Speaker 2>her college applications.

0:33:04.640 --> 0:33:07.240
<v Speaker 1>But she only got into Clown College. I thought, maybe

0:33:07.240 --> 0:33:08.440
<v Speaker 1>this is that same episode.

0:33:08.080 --> 0:33:09.000
<v Speaker 2>Twenty Bucks gets you.

0:33:09.160 --> 0:33:10.280
<v Speaker 1>It's a clown college.

0:33:10.640 --> 0:33:13.160
<v Speaker 2>Is a clown go? Yeah? Yeah, they're like, please twenty

0:33:13.200 --> 0:33:14.040
<v Speaker 2>dollars come on?

0:33:15.080 --> 0:33:18.080
<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, I don't know. I wouldn't say that's criminal,

0:33:18.160 --> 0:33:19.560
<v Speaker 1>but I mean maybe this is a little too on

0:33:19.640 --> 0:33:21.600
<v Speaker 1>the nose, But I don't think that's criminal behavior.

0:33:21.680 --> 0:33:22.440
<v Speaker 2>Technically you're not.

0:33:22.560 --> 0:33:26.840
<v Speaker 1>I it's well, I mean, well.

0:33:26.000 --> 0:33:28.840
<v Speaker 2>I think it might. I think I think that's how

0:33:28.880 --> 0:33:29.680
<v Speaker 2>first anything.

0:33:29.680 --> 0:33:31.240
<v Speaker 1>But I think it's I think it is.

0:33:31.480 --> 0:33:34.720
<v Speaker 2>I think that it definitely is criminal behavior to send

0:33:34.760 --> 0:33:36.800
<v Speaker 2>money to colleges when you're trying to get your kids in.

0:33:37.680 --> 0:33:39.680
<v Speaker 1>Well, but if you're if you're a seventeen year old

0:33:39.720 --> 0:33:42.440
<v Speaker 1>and you're sending like, it's just twenty dollars.

0:33:42.680 --> 0:33:44.440
<v Speaker 2>Did you get all this? How many schools do you

0:33:44.440 --> 0:33:44.840
<v Speaker 2>apply to?

0:33:45.240 --> 0:33:48.960
<v Speaker 1>I would say two. I think Kimmy only had forty dollars. Two. Yeah,

0:33:49.040 --> 0:33:53.880
<v Speaker 1>whatever school DJ got into, and then Clown College Berkeley.

0:33:53.920 --> 0:33:55.680
<v Speaker 1>I think it was Berkeley. I don't know. I don't,

0:33:55.760 --> 0:33:58.240
<v Speaker 1>I don't. We we have to wait a lot more

0:33:58.320 --> 0:34:01.200
<v Speaker 1>with six more seasons before we find out, okay, exactly

0:34:01.240 --> 0:34:02.400
<v Speaker 1>what was going on with Kimmy.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I mean I'm gonna say, I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna say Kimmy's innocent in all this.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think. I don't. I think if Kimmy were

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<v Speaker 2>a criminal, that wouldn't be the thing that she got

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<v Speaker 2>trusted for. There's a lot of other No, no, it

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<v Speaker 2>would be. What Kimmy gets busted for is exotic animals smuggling.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, yets.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, she's running a business out of the Gibbler house

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<v Speaker 2>now that they're in a bunker. She is getting all

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<v Speaker 2>manner of strange animals leopards and ostriches and ant eaters

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<v Speaker 2>and god.

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<v Speaker 1>Knows what, and she's breeding all that right illegal.

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<v Speaker 2>And selling them in San Francisco. And that that's the

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<v Speaker 2>crime is what gets her in trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>That is a believable crime.

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<v Speaker 2>For Yeah, that's that's my I'm going with that, kim Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And then she's like, well, I can't be an animal

0:34:55.160 --> 0:34:58.200
<v Speaker 2>breeder anymore. I'll throw parties and so, because you know

0:34:58.239 --> 0:34:59.880
<v Speaker 2>who's going to do a background check on that.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, and she just goes to clown com business.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody got you know, that's the thing. She's like, I

0:35:04.320 --> 0:35:05.960
<v Speaker 2>guess I got to start my yeah, and she's like

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<v Speaker 2>going to clown college. I know how to do this.

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<v Speaker 4>Kimmy's not really employable, so she's just she's like, yeah,

0:35:11.920 --> 0:35:13.359
<v Speaker 4>she can't fill out a you know, she doesn't want

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<v Speaker 4>to fill out a job application because they ask, you know,

0:35:16.000 --> 0:35:18.760
<v Speaker 4>if you're convicted of a felony. She's like, well, actually

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<v Speaker 4>I have actually I have for exotic animal Greek.

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing terrible, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, She's not a danger to society, but she's a

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<v Speaker 1>danger to animals.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think maybe maybe DJ might have been in

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<v Speaker 2>on it because she's a vet. Oh, so I think

0:35:36.320 --> 0:35:40.759
<v Speaker 2>she was helping Kimmy. DJ's not innocent, she was she

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<v Speaker 2>was taking these animals and she was checking them out

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<v Speaker 2>make sure they were okay after getting shipped for all places,

0:35:46.120 --> 0:35:48.239
<v Speaker 2>you know, from the fall corners of the world. DJ

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<v Speaker 2>was like, just bring them into my vet office. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>check them out for you so much, which is why,

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<v Speaker 2>which is also why Kimmy moves in with her, because

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<v Speaker 2>DJ's like, I mean I feel bad, Like, yeah, you know,

0:35:59.280 --> 0:36:01.799
<v Speaker 2>you got busted and I was in on it, so

0:36:02.360 --> 0:36:04.080
<v Speaker 2>to say anything so you can move in with you

0:36:04.120 --> 0:36:05.240
<v Speaker 2>can move in. That's why.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that makes That explains the cow in the kitchen.

0:36:08.920 --> 0:36:12.560
<v Speaker 1>That explains the alligator in the vet's office. That explained

0:36:12.560 --> 0:36:14.279
<v Speaker 1>what other animals were fuller house.

0:36:14.320 --> 0:36:17.880
<v Speaker 2>We had a hornbill. Oh yeah. The horn bill that

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<v Speaker 2>was in the mayor's office was one of Kimmy's that

0:36:20.880 --> 0:36:24.000
<v Speaker 2>she'd brought into the country years earlier and it got loose. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>she sold it to the mayor and that's what happened.

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<v Speaker 2>To see. The mayor was in on it. Kimmy. Kimmy's

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<v Speaker 2>been running an exotic animal at just Empire.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, wow, she is the leader.

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<v Speaker 2>She is the Carol Basket of San Francisco.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this is my favorite theory. Now this is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Just Yeah, give me five minutes and the ability to

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<v Speaker 2>just go with my brain and we're gonna come up

0:36:51.760 --> 0:36:54.160
<v Speaker 2>with some That's why she always wears animal print.

0:36:54.680 --> 0:36:58.280
<v Speaker 1>The leopard. That's why she's wearing leopard print. Yeah, she's

0:36:58.320 --> 0:37:02.560
<v Speaker 1>you know, this all makes sense and cohoots with Carol Baskin.

0:37:04.160 --> 0:37:07.640
<v Speaker 1>Now that's a crossover. I want to see. Oh my god,

0:37:07.800 --> 0:37:10.680
<v Speaker 1>can you imagine that would be even more unhinged.

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<v Speaker 2>Wonder Fernando made it out.

0:37:13.480 --> 0:37:16.040
<v Speaker 1>Fernando should be counting his blessings right about now.

0:37:16.040 --> 0:37:21.640
<v Speaker 2>Truly, truly. And then there's a special Tiger King episode. Yep,

0:37:21.800 --> 0:37:23.360
<v Speaker 2>Tiger King moves in next door.

0:37:24.440 --> 0:37:29.120
<v Speaker 1>Wow, this just took a whole new turn, a whole

0:37:29.160 --> 0:37:33.080
<v Speaker 1>new direction. Thank you, Jody. That that really made my life.

0:37:33.239 --> 0:37:34.360
<v Speaker 1>It made my day.

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<v Speaker 2>If we're gonna make if we're gonna make Kimmy a criminal,

0:37:37.360 --> 0:37:39.719
<v Speaker 2>we have to make her a Kimmi criminal, go big

0:37:39.840 --> 0:37:42.719
<v Speaker 2>or go home has to be something ridiculous.

0:37:43.239 --> 0:37:46.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh and this fits the bill. This is ridiculous. It

0:37:46.200 --> 0:37:47.960
<v Speaker 1>doesn't get more, and it doesn't get more.

0:37:48.080 --> 0:37:49.680
<v Speaker 2>Sort of like now you start thinking about you're like,

0:37:49.960 --> 0:37:51.120
<v Speaker 2>they did have a box of puppies.

0:37:51.200 --> 0:37:55.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah Ostrich, Yes, the Ostrich, the box of sharpays. Yeah,

0:37:55.080 --> 0:37:58.960
<v Speaker 1>I know this. This it's whoever created this theory, Bravo.

0:38:00.160 --> 0:38:01.800
<v Speaker 1>Just Jodie just ran with it.

0:38:01.960 --> 0:38:04.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, yeah, well yeah, they created the theory that

0:38:04.600 --> 0:38:07.120
<v Speaker 2>Kimmy's a criminal. And then I went, wait, you like,

0:38:07.239 --> 0:38:11.359
<v Speaker 2>hold my hold my beer, hold my beer, yeah, hold

0:38:11.360 --> 0:38:12.520
<v Speaker 2>my Ostrich, I've got that.

0:38:13.440 --> 0:38:15.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, brilliant.

0:38:16.040 --> 0:38:17.680
<v Speaker 2>You know you know who one of the first people

0:38:17.680 --> 0:38:22.279
<v Speaker 2>that she was selling exotic animals to. Who cult leader Howie,

0:38:22.840 --> 0:38:24.320
<v Speaker 2>I mean every good cult leader.

0:38:24.200 --> 0:38:25.640
<v Speaker 1>How He's definitely in this.

0:38:25.880 --> 0:38:30.560
<v Speaker 2>Yes for sure. Yep. This is deeper than we had

0:38:30.600 --> 0:38:31.160
<v Speaker 2>any idea.

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<v Speaker 1>This is people are like you do a welfare check

0:38:33.800 --> 0:38:36.120
<v Speaker 1>on the how rude tannerdos girls and say are they okay?

0:38:37.120 --> 0:38:37.200
<v Speaker 2>Like?

0:38:37.360 --> 0:38:40.160
<v Speaker 1>Are they okay? We are just having too much fun,

0:38:40.239 --> 0:38:40.600
<v Speaker 1>you know what.

0:38:40.719 --> 0:38:44.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm not okay, but but at least they came up

0:38:44.680 --> 0:38:49.280
<v Speaker 2>with a good story. So well, Oh was this was entertaining?

0:38:49.400 --> 0:38:50.040
<v Speaker 1>What was me?

0:38:50.360 --> 0:38:51.520
<v Speaker 2>And you? Sup?

0:38:51.680 --> 0:38:53.600
<v Speaker 1>Entertainer? I hope everyone else like wild?

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<v Speaker 2>We went places I never expected, never never expected.

0:38:58.160 --> 0:38:59.680
<v Speaker 1>This boy was that fun?

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<v Speaker 2>I am. I'm so glad that you joined us for

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<v Speaker 2>this episode. Everyone. If you have your own fan fiction

0:39:05.880 --> 0:39:08.399
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0:39:08.440 --> 0:39:10.200
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<v Speaker 2>whether or not you think they could be true yes,

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<v Speaker 2>please try me the criminal.

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<v Speaker 1>Please chime in tell us about the viability of any

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<v Speaker 1>yes conspiracy theory.

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<v Speaker 2>tackle that time travel one, please be my guest and explain.

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<v Speaker 2>remember the world is small.

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<v Speaker 1>House is full, is it?

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<v Speaker 2>The house is so exotic animals.

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<v Speaker 1>And the house is full of conspiracy theories. Howie, how

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<v Speaker 1>he how he lives? Mhm