Speaker 1: Hi, Welcome, Hi, welcome Jodi to how Rude Tanarito's We're
Speaker 1: back with another mini episode.
Speaker 2: I love these mini episodes. They're so fun.
Speaker 1: They are fun, They're very fun. This one is particularly fun.
Speaker 2: Or is particularly fun and ridiculous we have there's always
Speaker 2: been a lot of things about Full House that don't
Speaker 2: quite add up. Other than lots Howie no, but there's
Speaker 2: you know, a lot of things that don't add up
Speaker 2: necessarily in the world of Full House and so floating
Speaker 2: about online. The fans have come up with some rather
Speaker 2: interesting conspiracy theories and stories about what's really happening on
Speaker 2: Full House, and they go deep, they go deep, very
Speaker 2: deep down the fandom rabbit hole. And I am just
Speaker 2: thrilled to talk about these. Some of them. I've heard
Speaker 2: some of them. I have not.
Speaker 1: I hadn't heard of most of these, to be honest.
Speaker 2: I yeah, I've heard of a couple of them. But
Speaker 2: it's yeah, these all these conspiracy theories were pulled from
Speaker 2: from rancor dot com, I believe, when where we found
Speaker 2: a lot of them. But oh boy.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, oh boy. Well let's let's get into it.
Speaker 2: Let's let's do it.
Speaker 1: Shall we start. Let's do it on. Yes, Okay, the
Speaker 1: first one is Michelle never woke up and dreamt Fuller House?
Speaker 1: What if in the Full House finale, Michelle never woke
Speaker 1: up from her coma following the horseback riding accident. The
Speaker 1: coma the coma Michelle never appears on Fuller House, and
Speaker 1: people who dream rarely see themselves in their own dreams.
Speaker 1: That actually makes sense, right, I never put that together. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why she wasn't in it. She was dreaming it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and if everything was a dream, then we can
Speaker 2: kind of see where Michelle got the idea that, like
Speaker 2: DJ's husband died, and Kimmy and Steph, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean that she kind.
Speaker 1: Of But my question is, okay.
Speaker 2: Like I'm I'm I'm there for it for some of it, Okay,
Speaker 2: but then I feel like, is she so she just
Speaker 2: imagining what everyone looks like as adults?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, yes, she's She has an app that's like
Speaker 1: a like an aging app where she can see what.
Speaker 2: Filter what they're gonna do. Well, maybe that's why we
Speaker 2: all don't look terribly different from when we did on
Speaker 2: the show, because we all are it's just all in
Speaker 2: Michelle's head. We're just it's like our heads but just
Speaker 2: slightly older, you know, slightly different bodies.
Speaker 1: That explains it. That explains the Fountain of Youth. That
Speaker 1: is full house I've always wondered.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it is. It's the we are all
Speaker 2: in Michelle's dream. This is it is. It's like the
Speaker 2: the inception version. Is that that the movie? Where about
Speaker 2: the dream? The exception version of full and full?
Speaker 1: Full and fuller. Wow, that's a really long dream. That
Speaker 1: was like, that's like a five season long dream.
Speaker 2: Though, well, you know dreams and time, it can feel
Speaker 2: like an hour and it's been fifteen seconds. Yeah, it's true,
Speaker 2: very true. Time is time is is a human construct.
Speaker 1: But no, but this explains why when we were talking directly,
Speaker 1: like we broke the fourth wall a few times to
Speaker 1: talk directly like to Michelle or make a reference to Michelle.
Speaker 1: This explains it, because we're talking right to her because
Speaker 1: she's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it all makes sense now, it all makes sense,
Speaker 2: sort of. Yeah, I still can't believe. I still can't
Speaker 2: believe that Michelle fell into a coma. And that was
Speaker 2: how we ended the.
Speaker 1: Show the most I mean unsatisfying ending to a series.
Speaker 2: Yes, and it also I was like, oh, this is
Speaker 2: this was that. Had we kept going though, it would
Speaker 2: have been our jump the Shark moment totally. I feel like, yes,
Speaker 2: I feel like we were that was the coma episode.
Speaker 2: We were midway over the shark and then we ended.
Speaker 1: And that's saying a lot. That's saying a lot of
Speaker 1: fat if we waited eight years to jump the sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to have someone fall into a coma, I just
Speaker 2: feel like whenever like a coma when you when you
Speaker 2: someone falls into a coma, it's a soap opera.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's Stefano Damia who put you in the coma?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, exactly, And maybe maybe that's what it is.
Speaker 2: Maybe there's a full house Days of Our Lives crossover
Speaker 2: full house in General Hospital. Jesse's actually Blackie. He goes
Speaker 2: and he moves in with this family under the guys
Speaker 2: that he's their uncle, but really he's been Blackie in
Speaker 2: this previous life. He comes in, all of this stuff's
Speaker 2: going on, and then at the end, Michelle winds up
Speaker 2: in a coma because someone from Blackie's past was coming
Speaker 2: after that.
Speaker 1: This makes so much, No, it does. It makes sense.
Speaker 1: Jesse is the cause, right, all of these problems.
Speaker 2: We have the case. It's why, it's why we still
Speaker 2: have the occasional montage and musical uh moments from Jesse,
Speaker 2: because those kind of happened in in in, you know,
Speaker 2: and soap opera sometimes too. This person has a band
Speaker 2: and they do right, and then they start singing.
Speaker 1: Hm. I yeah, it all makes sense.
Speaker 2: Now there's a slight overlap of the Venn diagram of
Speaker 2: soap opera and sitcom, and it's equally ridiculous. Narrow little
Speaker 2: area where Michelle falls into a coma. That's the that's
Speaker 2: the crossover of that Ben diagram.
Speaker 1: That was it. And it was a two parter or too,
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, no, we had enough of it, Like
Speaker 1: we don't need a two parter about the amnesia? Like no,
Speaker 1: like we don't need Wasn't it a two parter? What
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not remembering that wrong.
Speaker 2: No, it was a two part.
Speaker 1: It didn't need to be a two part. It didn't
Speaker 1: even need to be a one part.
Speaker 2: But yeah, the cliffhanger was will Michelle come out of
Speaker 2: the coma? You know? And then she does, but she
Speaker 2: doesn't remember us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's yeah, it's that's hard fact.
Speaker 2: Maybe she didn't. Maybe she didn't.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's still in a coma.
Speaker 2: She's still in a coma, and she has been on
Speaker 2: she it's this is, it's not you know, this is.
Speaker 2: They've kept her alive in the hopes that Michelle will return.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna happen.
Speaker 2: Maybe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if we do Fullest House, is that going to
Speaker 1: again be an extension of Michelle's dream? Is she still dream?
Speaker 2: Depends on if they're in it or not.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it remains they are.
Speaker 2: If they are, then then we can finally solve the
Speaker 2: loop of like Michelle's like, oh my god, I can't
Speaker 2: believe I'm out of this coma, and you guys are
Speaker 2: old you know what I mean? And and we're like, wait,
Speaker 2: what about that? She's like, I dreamed that.
Speaker 1: And that's the end with a sitcom. Smile right, yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh Michelle? Right? And then how he shows up and
Speaker 2: how he shows up and it's all his fault.
Speaker 1: Yeah, please, let's blame Howie for all the things, for everything, ye, everything,
Speaker 1: it's all Howie's fault.
Speaker 2: If you haven't listened to the episode of about two
Speaker 2: sixteen Baby Love Howie, go back and listen to it
Speaker 2: and you'll know exactly who we're talking.
Speaker 1: About and why and you'll never want to hear why.
Speaker 2: We're waiting for everything?
Speaker 1: Yeah, howie? All right, well, are we ready to move
Speaker 1: on to the next Okay, yeah, to the next conspiracy theory?
Speaker 2: I don't know this was the next conspiracy theory is
Speaker 2: one that I could see as a possibility. And now, well,
Speaker 2: now that we know that obviously Danny and Joey and
Speaker 2: Jesse went to school together, Pam would have been at
Speaker 2: the same school, thus making her no Joey pretty well
Speaker 2: and wasn't wasn't Joey also like one of the first
Speaker 2: people at the High Hospital when the babies were born.
Speaker 1: Just saying, okay, well, the.
Speaker 2: Conspiracy theory of this is is that Joey Gladstone is
Speaker 2: the real father of the kids?
Speaker 1: Is this just because of the hair?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: This is just because of the blonde hair?
Speaker 2: Like it's just because do one of us look like
Speaker 2: we could be Bob's children?
Speaker 1: You're all short, you're all blonde.
Speaker 2: I mean, Pam's Greek, but she's a blonde Greek. I
Speaker 2: guess she's a blonde Greek. That overrode that. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: but only but unless see that's what I'm saying. Unless
Speaker 2: maybe two blondes.
Speaker 1: Made three blondes, but that makes I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't think Joey would do that to Danny, Like I.
Speaker 2: Give you, I don't think you would too. I don't think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not in his character to cheat three times
Speaker 1: with his best friend's wife. Well, but maybe you like
Speaker 1: the surrogate.
Speaker 2: The whole idea behind full House is that you know,
Speaker 2: Danny needs raising his three girls, and it was super
Speaker 2: kind of Joey to move in to the alcove, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean and be like, that's fine, I'll
Speaker 2: do this right right, despite the fact that he's not
Speaker 2: even related to the Tanners. So why is he so invested?
Speaker 2: You know? That's the question that I think people have raised.
Speaker 2: It's because uncle Joey is the girl's real dad, or.
Speaker 1: I just thought he wanted free rent, like it's he
Speaker 1: needed a couch, or.
Speaker 2: Maybe he need down Maybe well maybe said here's the thing,
Speaker 2: maybe maybe you know Joey was the dad. But Pam
Speaker 2: was like, but you're not, you're you You're a comedian.
Speaker 2: You can't you can't support three three kids. But Danny could.
Speaker 2: Obviously he's a co host and they you know, so
Speaker 2: maybe it was like, that was the you know what
Speaker 2: I mean that that She was like, look, I for
Speaker 2: practical reasons, I'm gonna wind up with Danny.
Speaker 1: Yeah she was smart, but she was smart that Joey
Speaker 1: made cute kids. Well they are adorable. You know, we
Speaker 1: should go back to Fuller and look at the didn't
Speaker 1: he have Joey Gladstone had four four terror kids? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's right, Fuller. I wonder if I can't remember if
Speaker 1: they were blonde too? Did they look like any of
Speaker 1: the Tanner girls? Right? I don't like this theory. This
Speaker 1: theory gives me bad vibes.
Speaker 2: What if Okay, what if what if it's not what
Speaker 2: if it's not that like like it was like a
Speaker 2: like secret behind the back thing, but it was more
Speaker 2: like like an infertility issue.
Speaker 1: Oh oh okay, so yeah, like a.
Speaker 2: Cervice bring all the way back arounds a Fuller house. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's our own thing.
Speaker 1: See I could hop on boardly that. Then there's no
Speaker 1: name to.
Speaker 2: It was yeah. Maybe Joey was like, look, you got
Speaker 2: you know, Danny was having a little yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: having a problems words women. And then Joey was like,
Speaker 2: I got you. You're my best friend.
Speaker 1: Okay, so maybe it was an artificial insemination situation, right,
Speaker 1: so there was no.
Speaker 2: Cheating, right, cheating, and so the kids were Pam and
Speaker 2: Danny's but also Joey's technically.
Speaker 1: Okay, I can see that. I can see that. I
Speaker 1: can concede to uh if it's if Joey and Danny
Speaker 1: were both in on it, like if they was a
Speaker 1: decided a decision, not a deception.
Speaker 2: Much like the decision with Kimmy and and Steph and Jimmy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: for Kimmy to you know, Kimmy, it makes sense. It
Speaker 2: definitely makes sense.
Speaker 1: It does make it.
Speaker 2: And it also makes sense that maybe they didn't talk
Speaker 2: about it as much because in the eighties it wasn't
Speaker 2: quite as you know, when when Steph and Kimmy it's
Speaker 2: a much more open discussion. But during back then it
Speaker 2: was a little.
Speaker 1: And they didn't, right, didn't.
Speaker 2: They didn't want to make it weird, but they were like,
Speaker 2: but you could still live here, you know.
Speaker 1: Whoever, whoever came up with this theory is very like
Speaker 1: they went deep, like they went dark, a little dark maybe,
Speaker 1: But I don't know this.
Speaker 2: I've I've always I've always had my suspicions.
Speaker 1: You have Okay, just.
Speaker 2: You know, just looking at Danny and his daughters, I
Speaker 2: was like, but then again, you know, I've seen plenty
Speaker 2: of kids look nothing like their parents.
Speaker 1: True, so this is true, but it could happen. Okay.
Speaker 1: So it's not my favorite conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2: Not my favorite, but there's versions of it that could
Speaker 2: be less problematic.
Speaker 1: True, very true. Okay, I like your version. I definitely
Speaker 1: like your version of this.
Speaker 2: Okay, the next one, the next one is all you.
Speaker 1: It's my favorite. This is this is the real, this
Speaker 1: is the conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2: This one I have never heard, and I'm fascinated.
Speaker 1: I've heard specially a version of this. Okay, Okay. So
Speaker 1: the theory goes that Kimmy has this awful, horrible home
Speaker 1: life where her parents don't love her, or like her
Speaker 1: or even care about her. They often neglect her and
Speaker 1: other things of that nature. So to keep her mind
Speaker 1: off of that terrible childhood, she instead imagines what it
Speaker 1: would be like to have the perfect family. So she
Speaker 1: invents the Tanners as a figment of her own imagination. Okay,
Speaker 1: this tracks, like this totally tracks, because yeah, like the
Speaker 1: Tanners are too happy, like they're too huggy, happy. You know,
Speaker 1: it's like they're not a perfect family, but they're just
Speaker 1: they're so damn happy. They resolve every problem with a
Speaker 1: hug after twenty two minutes. You know, it's like I
Speaker 1: can see this.
Speaker 2: Being Meanwhile, you're living with a sharpay as a security
Speaker 2: ostrich and a wolf man and a wolf man so yeah,
Speaker 2: cycle and a velcrow wall all sorts of random things.
Speaker 2: This is kind of a sad theory though, Like, well,
Speaker 2: it's a sad theory also because the family and stuff
Speaker 2: isn't kind of kind of makes fun of Kimmy and
Speaker 2: isn't always nice. So is that indicative of of like
Speaker 2: how Kimmy feels about herself even reflected in this perfect family,
Speaker 2: is that people are making fun of her and not
Speaker 2: nice to her. Like that's sad. That's so sad, That's
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. That was like, oh god.
Speaker 1: So wow, her self esteem is in the Wow.
Speaker 2: Kimmy imagined that you know, this perfect family, like wouldn't
Speaker 2: they be nice to her? But they're not really not
Speaker 2: very nice.
Speaker 1: No, she just she feels terrible about herself.
Speaker 2: That's because her real family is awful. So this is
Speaker 2: like an improvement on how she's treated, but there's still
Speaker 2: not nice to her because Immy deep down doesn't feel
Speaker 2: like she's enough.
Speaker 1: But this, okay, Now I don't like this theory. Now
Speaker 1: I hate it because I've always maintained that Kimmy was
Speaker 1: a confident kid, and that's what I admired.
Speaker 2: The most about she.
Speaker 1: She was that she loved herself so right, this doesn't
Speaker 1: track if she was so insecure and felt bad about
Speaker 1: herself that she never.
Speaker 2: Imagined have been fawning all over. If Kimmy imagined it,
Speaker 2: everyone would have been like serving Kimmy, and instead she
Speaker 2: was kind of the like annoying one. But again, if
Speaker 2: Kimmy is really having this terrible childhood, and it could
Speaker 2: make sense that she doesn't see herself that that that
Speaker 2: she only sees it as an improvement and not, it's
Speaker 2: still not.
Speaker 1: This is just a she's it's a coping mechanism for trauma,
Speaker 1: her childhood trauma. This is this is I started out
Speaker 1: loving the theory.
Speaker 2: I hate. Take Joey Be and the dad even without
Speaker 2: the artificial examination over poor Kimmy and imagining the Tanner
Speaker 2: family that's still mean to her.
Speaker 1: I feel so bad for her, Like I like you.
Speaker 2: Imagine yourself with with like terrible feet, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, for Kimmy, Well, this is also why I
Speaker 1: love doing Fuller House so much, because Kimmy was finally
Speaker 1: like accepted by the fact, like Danny huggeder I carried
Speaker 1: her baby, you know.
Speaker 2: Like she dealt with all of this. She finally she
Speaker 2: did some real deep work. She did on her inner child.
Speaker 2: She dan and healed all of the imaginings of the
Speaker 2: Tanner family. And so then when Fuller House came, she
Speaker 2: felt she felt a little better, more confident.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, so full Yeah, Fullerhouse was the redemption
Speaker 1: arc for Kimmy after this.
Speaker 2: Well her, yeah, because she's you know, she's well, she
Speaker 2: wasn't living next door. Parents were still living next door,
Speaker 2: was she? No?
Speaker 1: Well wait, no, the parents were in a bunk. Weren't
Speaker 1: the parents in a bunker or traveling the lands? Well,
Speaker 1: the parents member both to.
Speaker 3: The dog breeders, they were then they were uh, they
Speaker 3: were m I A what you call it.
Speaker 2: They were the archaeologists, they were they weren't. I Mean,
Speaker 2: let's be real. We we have the episode in Fuller
Speaker 2: House with you and Joey talking about how terrible your
Speaker 2: parents are yeah with Jimmy.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, And we had to do this terrible accents
Speaker 1: and dressed like so far.
Speaker 2: And I mean Jimmy's living in a van down by
Speaker 2: the river. You know this family is uh is there's
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, man, So I wonder if how does Jimmy
Speaker 1: fit in Well, no, Jimmy comes in Fuller House. So
Speaker 1: is Fuller House an extension of Kimmy's imagination too? Or
Speaker 1: she's finally living That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I think that she's finally living her living her real life.
Speaker 2: Like that's what we see is that she has this
Speaker 2: brother there was Garth, but we don't hear mention of
Speaker 2: him anymore work because Garth is dead. But Garth's dead.
Speaker 2: So there's you know, Jimmy's now here, but he's he's
Speaker 2: you know, he's a not very smart and living in
Speaker 2: a broke down r.
Speaker 1: V, which was always weird. I'm like, why, like Stephanie, why,
Speaker 1: why why were the three Fuller Why were the three
Speaker 1: women in Fuller Us attracted to idiot men? Well, I
Speaker 1: guess Steve was Steve wasn't an idiot, but I think
Speaker 1: Random a little bit of an idiot.
Speaker 2: Just probability, you know what I mean, Like it's Yeah,
Speaker 2: they were all very cute on the out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were very cute men, they were charming. But Jimmy,
Speaker 1: Jimmy was it was.
Speaker 2: It worked because we were all three strong women, and
Speaker 2: none of us were like we need no, you just
Speaker 2: need to go along. I need you have too many ideas.
Speaker 1: We needed, yes, but to go along with our crazy.
Speaker 2: And I think Jimmy was probably so used to just
Speaker 2: sort of a you know, an overbearing or absentee parent.
Speaker 2: He was just looking for someone to lead him and
Speaker 2: he got.
Speaker 1: Almost like I got it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you were like his now, which is kind
Speaker 2: of you know, Steff's now kind of raising. You know,
Speaker 2: she's got to do with Jimmy and his this trauma
Speaker 2: and stuff. But you know she's trying. She's trying. Man.
Speaker 1: Stuff is a saint.
Speaker 2: She is a saint, all of this, and we find
Speaker 2: out really Steph's Steph's doing her best. You know, she
Speaker 2: is family, she is.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: I still though, Yeah, if if Kimmy imagine the Tanner family,
Speaker 2: I can see it. But now it also has a
Speaker 2: very sad, very dark undercurrent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't like it anymore. This theory.
Speaker 2: I don't sorry. I'm sorry you ruined it.
Speaker 1: You ruined it for me.
Speaker 2: But that's okay.
Speaker 1: I'll forgive you. That's okay. We can we can just
Speaker 1: move on to the next, to the next theory and
Speaker 1: hope that it's better.
Speaker 2: The next theory is bonkers. The next theory is bonkers.
Speaker 2: I can't even quite follow along with it.
Speaker 1: I don't understand.
Speaker 2: And I like time travel stuff, but this one, this
Speaker 2: feels like doctor who came up with this? You know?
Speaker 2: This is not Yeah, this is doc. This is not okay,
Speaker 2: it's hard time traveling. Steve's is what this, this conspiracy
Speaker 2: theory is called.
Speaker 1: Pay attention, folks, this is You might need a diagram.
Speaker 2: Have you ever noticed the conglomeration of Steve's on Full House?
Speaker 2: There is there is a high ratio of people named
Speaker 2: Steve in the orbit of the Tanner family. No, First
Speaker 2: we have we have DJ's cousin, Steve right, played by
Speaker 2: Kirk right right. Then we have DJ's friend, DJ's friend's cousin,
Speaker 2: Steve Erkele.
Speaker 1: His name was Steve to Steve. I never knew his
Speaker 1: first name, Steve, Steve Steve Rle.
Speaker 2: And so that Rkele makes an appearance on the show
Speaker 2: in a later season and as DJ's friend's cousin who's
Speaker 2: also named Steve. So we've got we've got DJ's cousin,
Speaker 2: DJ's friend's cousin.
Speaker 1: Named Steve, a lot of cousins.
Speaker 2: We've got Uncle Jesse's cousin named Stavros, which I'm gonna
Speaker 2: say is basically a Greek Steve.
Speaker 1: That's a Greek Steve. Okay, okay, Stavros Steve.
Speaker 2: It's there's three letters are the same.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Then we've got DJ's boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Steve, right, that's the one everybody knows, Yeah, Steve Hale.
Speaker 2: But I'm not quite sure how DJ's sister Stephanie fits
Speaker 2: into this other than that I have an.
Speaker 1: S te Well, it's an ste it's.
Speaker 2: An st maybe. Oh maybe it's like on Doctor Who,
Speaker 2: where they it's you can sometimes you you come back
Speaker 2: into a particular time thing and you're a man and
Speaker 2: sometimes you're a woman. So at this particular time traveling
Speaker 2: Steve came back as Stephanie.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a little gender bend. Okay, okay, okay, So this.
Speaker 2: Is Steve's Yeah, it's you know, the reincredis did you
Speaker 2: never know what you're going to come back at. So
Speaker 2: the Steves of Full House are all time travelers. Oh oh,
Speaker 2: now here is where the conspiracy theory goes a little
Speaker 2: wonky for me and I and I feel like we
Speaker 2: almost need a whiteboard to drive this out. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: need a d Okay, cousin Steve is really wait wait
Speaker 2: cousin cousin Steve. That was so Kirk Cameron laid by
Speaker 2: Kirk right is really Alex Kutzopolis from the future. I
Speaker 2: don't know why that's what they do. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I don't know. That's bizarre, but okay.
Speaker 2: DJ's boyfriend Steve is really Nicky Cutsopolis from the future.
Speaker 2: So now, but now I'm like, but now, it's not
Speaker 2: time traveling Steve's now, it's time traveling NICKI and Alex's Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is This is Jesse's cousin stav Rose is really
Speaker 2: Jesse from the future, and Stephanie is most likely Pam
Speaker 2: Tanner or next most likely Michelle Tanner from the future.
Speaker 1: I don't want where they what is happening? I don't
Speaker 1: know what what what?
Speaker 2: Whoever came up with this theory that what are they having?
Speaker 2: They're well, they're they're time traveling back and forth and
Speaker 2: trying to tell a complete story. It's yeah, I was like,
Speaker 2: what you have me all through two cousins Steve cousin
Speaker 2: stov Rose Right and a boyfriend Steve Right. For Steve Right.
Speaker 2: You started kind of getting a little wonky with DJ's
Speaker 2: sister Stephanie. But I could buy it if we're time traveling,
Speaker 2: Stephanie is a Steve Right somehow, But I don't then
Speaker 2: know how they all like.
Speaker 1: How do they intersect?
Speaker 2: And and why are Nicki.
Speaker 1: And I don't know. It sounds incestuous even though it's not.
Speaker 1: And then we see in Fuller.
Speaker 2: House, I mean we've got I mean that's sort of
Speaker 2: a you know, that's Kitty's having Jimmy's baby, but not technically,
Speaker 2: but I mean that's you know, but don't be Game
Speaker 2: of Thrones. But it's yeah.
Speaker 1: In the first episode of Fuller House, we see Nicki
Speaker 1: and Alex come back as twenty year old.
Speaker 2: Right, and then we don't see them because they went
Speaker 2: back to the future.
Speaker 1: But isn't isn't Steve Hale, isn't Scott Weininger is in
Speaker 1: that episode? Are they in that? Are they in that
Speaker 1: scene at the same time the party scene, because that's
Speaker 1: the only thing preventing me from from believing this story.
Speaker 2: I think they are. And there's a Thanksgiving too.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, So I'm like, they can't if they're the
Speaker 1: same person time traveling.
Speaker 2: So DJ's boyfriend Steve couldn't be Nicky. I don't know. Again,
Speaker 2: I don't know why the hell Nicky and Alex are
Speaker 2: involved in this and why they have to come back
Speaker 2: and be Steve.
Speaker 1: Because they didn't get enough airtime. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't don't know this this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I'm Pam Tanner. How am i? Pam Tanner?
Speaker 2: I was born after she died?
Speaker 1: No? You were born?
Speaker 3: No, no, she died obviously you were born before she died.
Speaker 3: But how how could I be pay That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: How am I coming back? And I'm Pam. Pam's already gone,
Speaker 2: I'm already here. She can't come back.
Speaker 1: She birthed you the house yourself? If you're if you're
Speaker 1: time traveling, did you birth yourself?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Did you? There's did you watch the show Bodies? It's
Speaker 2: a time traveling thing about this? Yeah, it's a whole thing.
Speaker 2: And this body comes back in the same place over
Speaker 2: multiple like hundreds of years, and it's but it's a
Speaker 2: time travel thing, okay, and so I'm trying to think
Speaker 2: of how they did that. But it was sort of
Speaker 2: a like the person was there but then they were not.
Speaker 1: It hurts my brain. I'm not a fan of time
Speaker 1: traveling time travel.
Speaker 2: I am a fan, you are, of the theory of it,
Speaker 2: but not this one because this one, this one doesn't
Speaker 2: make sense. And I don't. I feel like it's, uh,
Speaker 2: it's corrupting the laws of time travel.
Speaker 1: If it is this, This feels like it's a monitor people.
Speaker 2: To be multiple people in timelines that overlap, and I don't. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know if you can do that. No, but
Speaker 2: you know, I'm not a I'm not an astrophysicist.
Speaker 1: What do I do well in the full house universe?
Speaker 1: Maybe this would make sense because nothing really makes sense.
Speaker 1: You can't ever pull that thread. I know what it is.
Speaker 2: I know what it is. It's Howie, Howie, how time traveler.
Speaker 1: Did, how we did? How we create this.
Speaker 2: That's why that's why he's doing a FaceTime from the airport,
Speaker 2: is because he's like, I have this technology and I'm
Speaker 2: I am from the future and it you know, and
Speaker 2: that and that's why he gets everyone how we have
Speaker 2: and then we see He's which actually happened in Bodies
Speaker 2: is what you see. The the the extrapolation is is
Speaker 2: that this guy becomes kind of this crazy, narcissistic like
Speaker 2: leader type that is like a like a like a
Speaker 2: like a figurehead, Like he becomes like a god because
Speaker 2: he can time travel and doing this stuff. So I'm
Speaker 2: just saying ties back into the theory that it's a Howie.
Speaker 1: How did we make this little two year old into
Speaker 1: a villain? Like I don't know, how like like we
Speaker 1: active you.
Speaker 2: Know, have you ever met a two year old thing?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: No, I don't know. But I still I think it's Howie.
Speaker 2: I blame him for everything that is could have or
Speaker 2: ever gone wrong in the Full House universe.
Speaker 1: I am totally fine sorry blaming Howie for Sorry to
Speaker 1: the twin girls that played Howie. But yeah, no, it's
Speaker 1: just a character. It's a character flaw. And yeah, I
Speaker 1: think how we created this theory and then time traveled
Speaker 1: too so he could talk to Michelle and be her.
Speaker 2: Well, he was like, I need to find a family
Speaker 2: that's gonna have a huge impact on people to thus
Speaker 2: make my usurping of power in the future easier.
Speaker 1: This is very well planned out.
Speaker 2: It was he was like this Tanner, these Tanners are
Speaker 2: gonna have these Tanner people are gonna people are gonna
Speaker 2: like them. And so he was like, I'm gonna attach
Speaker 2: myself to this family.
Speaker 1: Yeah for a two year old that doesn't have object
Speaker 1: permanent and really he.
Speaker 2: That he Hey tricked her with his mind control.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's not even too I maybe he's just a
Speaker 1: really short, like forty five year old man. He's gonna
Speaker 1: take over the world.
Speaker 2: He's like he's yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I now I now I am a fan.
Speaker 2: Okay, now we're now we're back. Yeah, traveling, time traveling
Speaker 2: Howies Okay, time traveling Howie, Steve's Steve, Howie's okay, Okay.
Speaker 1: The next one is about Becky. I have a theory
Speaker 1: of what Aunt Becky really was to the Tanner family.
Speaker 1: Aunt Becky was just a figment of Jesse and the
Speaker 1: Tanner family's imagination. Since the mother passed away, they were
Speaker 1: all mourning and created Aunt Becky in their head because
Speaker 1: they needed that mother figure in the house instead of
Speaker 1: having all guys raise three girls. I don't like. I
Speaker 1: think I need Becky to be real in order to
Speaker 1: come to peace with Jesse's womanizing.
Speaker 2: Over the first That's what I'm saying, just the first season,
Speaker 2: because if Jesse imagined her, then he imagined a woman
Speaker 2: who put him in check, and which I appreciate. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm here for it. But it feels like if Jesse
Speaker 2: would have imagined her, it would have been a lot
Speaker 2: easier to get her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like his imagination would have been a
Speaker 1: lot more like she would have looked like a Barbie doll.
Speaker 2: She would have there would have been Yeah, they would
Speaker 2: have been just a rotating, rotating Becky's just coming in right,
Speaker 2: and they'd all be making out in the living room
Speaker 2: at the same time with the family.
Speaker 1: This is definitely not Jesse's imagination, but I can't see
Speaker 1: it being the Tanner girls imagination because they were like
Speaker 1: in the house. Jesse's got a revolving door of women,
Speaker 1: So please, let's imagine a permanent partner.
Speaker 2: For him, right, Yeah, my pink bunnies have seen enough.
Speaker 1: Yes, Oh my god, they're scarred for life.
Speaker 2: Seriously, Okay, so this funnies have seen Yeah, that on
Speaker 2: that one.
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe it was the Tanner Girls that imagined Aunt Becky,
Speaker 1: but I like to think that she's real because you
Speaker 1: can't have Full House without Aunt Becky. It's true, all right,
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 2: The next one ties in another show with us across,
Speaker 2: and that Danny Tanner is Ted Moseby from How I
Speaker 2: Met Your Mother? What, which is technically sort of true
Speaker 2: because Bob was the voiceover for it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: Okay, But here's the theory is that it'll turn out
Speaker 2: that the So it turns out that the mother dies
Speaker 2: at the end of How I Met Your Mother. I've
Speaker 2: never watched the shows have anything.
Speaker 1: Okay, the mother dies.
Speaker 2: Mothers why are we killing off? Mom's always killing off mom?
Speaker 2: Mother dies at the end of How I Met Your Mother.
Speaker 2: Bob Saget will then send the son off to go
Speaker 2: live with Barney, and he will take the daughter we've
Speaker 2: seen plus two more daughters to San Francisco, where Bob
Speaker 2: Saggitt begins anew in the show Full House, Danny begins
Speaker 2: Evil House. But wait, because because Danny frequently mentions his
Speaker 2: dead wife in Full House. True, but that for security purposes,
Speaker 2: he rearranged his first name to be his full name,
Speaker 2: because Ted backwards is d E. T. As in Danny
Speaker 2: Ernest Tanner.
Speaker 1: Oh, I never thought of that.
Speaker 2: But see, I don't know. I don't know how I
Speaker 2: met your mother. So that whole part about the son
Speaker 2: to go live with Barney, I don't know who the
Speaker 2: son is. The only Barney I know is a purple dinosaur,
Speaker 2: and I don't the daughter. We've seen two more daughters.
Speaker 1: Who's who's the daughter? Well, I know the I know
Speaker 1: the son because he's the main character. Barney is Neil
Speaker 1: Patrick Harris. He's also kind of a charming womanizer. But
Speaker 1: who's the daughter? Which one is the daughter?
Speaker 2: I don't I have never watched an episode of the show.
Speaker 2: I don't even, Like I said, I don't know. I
Speaker 2: know nothing of no one.
Speaker 1: So we're not qualified to really judge this conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2: I'm not qualified to judge this conspiracy theory because I'm
Speaker 2: just confused.
Speaker 1: Well, and isn't there a reboot how I met your father?
Speaker 1: So how does that work into this conspiracy theory? I
Speaker 1: don't know. So they're basically hinging this on Danny's Danny's
Speaker 1: on his initials D E. T. Danny Ernest Tanner, Okay.
Speaker 2: This it feels like a weak association.
Speaker 1: This is more like fanfic. This is somebody who's a
Speaker 1: huge fan of How I Met Your Mother and Full
Speaker 1: House and wanted to create a crossover, and this is
Speaker 1: what happens.
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, No, I'm not. I don't. I don't
Speaker 2: know that I'm this is again. No, No, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: make the ones that I think would win for an actual,
Speaker 2: true conspiracy theory. True. Okay, the next one I think is,
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's not really a conspiracy theory, but
Speaker 2: it's just more of a hunch and it would be true.
Speaker 1: It feels correct. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Right? Is that Comet was named Comet because of Danny's
Speaker 2: cleaning obsession?
Speaker 1: Oh like Commet the Yeah, com.
Speaker 2: Commet the dog. So Danny Tanner is known for cleaning
Speaker 2: and being an e freak, so it's only fitting that
Speaker 2: their dog is named after a popular cleaning product. I
Speaker 2: don't think. I don't know that that's true, but I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: We haven't gotten to the Comet episode yet. We'll have
Speaker 1: to see how they come up with that name. Do
Speaker 1: you guys ever reveal why you chose Commet?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I have no idea.
Speaker 1: Never seen that episode, so I have no idea, but
Speaker 1: that would make.
Speaker 2: Sense, I don't I don't know, but yeah, I think
Speaker 2: I think that makes sense.
Speaker 1: So you think it's a cleaning product and not like
Speaker 1: space like Comet and Cosmo. Later we have Cosmo, which
Speaker 1: is all like space oriented names. But maybe it was cleaning.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should have named Cosmo mister Fantastic or something,
Speaker 1: or Ajax or Agax. Right, that's a missed opportunity right there.
Speaker 2: Really, now that I'm thinking about it, that would have
Speaker 2: been even. Yeah, name him Ajax. That's better.
Speaker 1: I feel that name. We need to text Jeff Franklin.
Speaker 1: Is this true?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wow? Okay, well this is a very believe This is
Speaker 1: probably the most believable of all.
Speaker 2: Right, this one, this one is not even because this
Speaker 2: is just like a this that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is just an flay yes to that one. Okay,
Speaker 1: But this last last one is very inventive. It's it
Speaker 1: says that Kimmy is actually a criminal because in season eight,
Speaker 1: episode nineteen, Taking the Plunge, Kimmy bribes every college in
Speaker 1: California with a verbatim CRISP twenty dollars Bill, do I
Speaker 1: remember that ko too. Okay, so Kimmy's a bribe.
Speaker 2: Basically, Kimmy sent money to all of that along with
Speaker 2: her college applications.
Speaker 1: But she only got into Clown College. I thought, maybe
Speaker 1: this is that same episode.
Speaker 2: Twenty Bucks gets you.
Speaker 1: It's a clown college.
Speaker 2: Is a clown go? Yeah? Yeah, they're like, please twenty
Speaker 2: dollars come on?
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I don't know. I wouldn't say that's criminal,
Speaker 1: but I mean maybe this is a little too on
Speaker 1: the nose, But I don't think that's criminal behavior.
Speaker 2: Technically you're not.
Speaker 1: I it's well, I mean, well.
Speaker 2: I think it might. I think I think that's how
Speaker 2: first anything.
Speaker 1: But I think it's I think it is.
Speaker 2: I think that it definitely is criminal behavior to send
Speaker 2: money to colleges when you're trying to get your kids in.
Speaker 1: Well, but if you're if you're a seventeen year old
Speaker 1: and you're sending like, it's just twenty dollars.
Speaker 2: Did you get all this? How many schools do you
Speaker 2: apply to?
Speaker 1: I would say two. I think Kimmy only had forty dollars. Two. Yeah,
Speaker 1: whatever school DJ got into, and then Clown College Berkeley.
Speaker 1: I think it was Berkeley. I don't know. I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't. We we have to wait a lot more
Speaker 1: with six more seasons before we find out, okay, exactly
Speaker 1: what was going on with Kimmy.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean I'm gonna say, I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna say Kimmy's innocent in all this.
Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't. I think if Kimmy were
Speaker 2: a criminal, that wouldn't be the thing that she got
Speaker 2: trusted for. There's a lot of other No, no, it
Speaker 2: would be. What Kimmy gets busted for is exotic animals smuggling.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yets.
Speaker 2: Well, she's running a business out of the Gibbler house
Speaker 2: now that they're in a bunker. She is getting all
Speaker 2: manner of strange animals leopards and ostriches and ant eaters
Speaker 2: and god.
Speaker 1: Knows what, and she's breeding all that right illegal.
Speaker 2: And selling them in San Francisco. And that that's the
Speaker 2: crime is what gets her in trouble.
Speaker 1: That is a believable crime.
Speaker 2: For Yeah, that's that's my I'm going with that, kim Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then she's like, well, I can't be an animal
Speaker 2: breeder anymore. I'll throw parties and so, because you know
Speaker 2: who's going to do a background check on that.
Speaker 1: Right, and she just goes to clown com business.
Speaker 2: Nobody got you know, that's the thing. She's like, I
Speaker 2: guess I got to start my yeah, and she's like
Speaker 2: going to clown college. I know how to do this.
Speaker 4: Kimmy's not really employable, so she's just she's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: she can't fill out a you know, she doesn't want
Speaker 4: to fill out a job application because they ask, you know,
Speaker 4: if you're convicted of a felony. She's like, well, actually
Speaker 4: I have actually I have for exotic animal Greek.
Speaker 2: Nothing terrible, you know.
Speaker 1: Right, She's not a danger to society, but she's a
Speaker 1: danger to animals.
Speaker 2: And I think maybe maybe DJ might have been in
Speaker 2: on it because she's a vet. Oh, so I think
Speaker 2: she was helping Kimmy. DJ's not innocent, she was she
Speaker 2: was taking these animals and she was checking them out
Speaker 2: make sure they were okay after getting shipped for all places,
Speaker 2: you know, from the fall corners of the world. DJ
Speaker 2: was like, just bring them into my vet office. I'll
Speaker 2: check them out for you so much, which is why,
Speaker 2: which is also why Kimmy moves in with her, because
Speaker 2: DJ's like, I mean I feel bad, Like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: you got busted and I was in on it, so
Speaker 2: to say anything so you can move in with you
Speaker 2: can move in. That's why.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes That explains the cow in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: That explains the alligator in the vet's office. That explained
Speaker 1: what other animals were fuller house.
Speaker 2: We had a hornbill. Oh yeah. The horn bill that
Speaker 2: was in the mayor's office was one of Kimmy's that
Speaker 2: she'd brought into the country years earlier and it got loose. Yes,
Speaker 2: she sold it to the mayor and that's what happened.
Speaker 2: To see. The mayor was in on it. Kimmy. Kimmy's
Speaker 2: been running an exotic animal at just Empire.
Speaker 1: Okay, wow, she is the leader.
Speaker 2: She is the Carol Basket of San Francisco.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is my favorite theory. Now this is it?
Speaker 2: Just Yeah, give me five minutes and the ability to
Speaker 2: just go with my brain and we're gonna come up
Speaker 2: with some That's why she always wears animal print.
Speaker 1: The leopard. That's why she's wearing leopard print. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: you know, this all makes sense and cohoots with Carol Baskin.
Speaker 1: Now that's a crossover. I want to see. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: can you imagine that would be even more unhinged.
Speaker 2: Wonder Fernando made it out.
Speaker 1: Fernando should be counting his blessings right about now.
Speaker 2: Truly, truly. And then there's a special Tiger King episode. Yep,
Speaker 2: Tiger King moves in next door.
Speaker 1: Wow, this just took a whole new turn, a whole
Speaker 1: new direction. Thank you, Jody. That that really made my life.
Speaker 1: It made my day.
Speaker 2: If we're gonna make if we're gonna make Kimmy a criminal,
Speaker 2: we have to make her a Kimmi criminal, go big
Speaker 2: or go home has to be something ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Oh and this fits the bill. This is ridiculous. It
Speaker 1: doesn't get more, and it doesn't get more.
Speaker 2: Sort of like now you start thinking about you're like,
Speaker 2: they did have a box of puppies.
Speaker 1: Yeah Ostrich, Yes, the Ostrich, the box of sharpays. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know this. This it's whoever created this theory, Bravo.
Speaker 1: Just Jodie just ran with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, well yeah, they created the theory that
Speaker 2: Kimmy's a criminal. And then I went, wait, you like,
Speaker 2: hold my hold my beer, hold my beer, yeah, hold
Speaker 2: my Ostrich, I've got that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, brilliant.
Speaker 2: You know you know who one of the first people
Speaker 2: that she was selling exotic animals to. Who cult leader Howie,
Speaker 2: I mean every good cult leader.
Speaker 1: How He's definitely in this.
Speaker 2: Yes for sure. Yep. This is deeper than we had
Speaker 2: any idea.
Speaker 1: This is people are like you do a welfare check
Speaker 1: on the how rude tannerdos girls and say are they okay?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Are they okay? We are just having too much fun,
Speaker 1: you know what.
Speaker 2: I'm not okay, but but at least they came up
Speaker 2: with a good story. So well, Oh was this was entertaining?
Speaker 1: What was me?
Speaker 2: And you? Sup?
Speaker 1: Entertainer? I hope everyone else like wild?
Speaker 2: We went places I never expected, never never expected.
Speaker 1: This boy was that fun?
Speaker 2: I am. I'm so glad that you joined us for
Speaker 2: this episode. Everyone. If you have your own fan fiction
Speaker 2: theories or would like to expound upon any of those
Speaker 2: that we have brought up, or if you've heard one
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Speaker 2: hear your thoughts on the ones we did discuss and
Speaker 2: whether or not you think they could be true yes,
Speaker 2: please try me the criminal.
Speaker 1: Please chime in tell us about the viability of any
Speaker 1: yes conspiracy theory.
Speaker 2: If there's, yeah, any astrophysicists out there that want to
Speaker 2: tackle that time travel one, please be my guest and explain.
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Speaker 1: House is full, is it?
Speaker 2: The house is so exotic animals.
Speaker 1: And the house is full of conspiracy theories. Howie, how
Speaker 1: he how he lives? Mhm