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Speaker 1: Hi, Welcome, Hi, welcome Jodi to how Rude Tanarito's We're

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Speaker 1: back with another mini episode.

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Speaker 2: I love these mini episodes. They're so fun.

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Speaker 1: They are fun, They're very fun. This one is particularly fun.

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Speaker 2: Or is particularly fun and ridiculous we have there's always

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Speaker 2: been a lot of things about Full House that don't

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Speaker 2: quite add up. Other than lots Howie no, but there's

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Speaker 2: you know, a lot of things that don't add up

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Speaker 2: necessarily in the world of Full House and so floating

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Speaker 2: about online. The fans have come up with some rather

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Speaker 2: interesting conspiracy theories and stories about what's really happening on

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Speaker 2: Full House, and they go deep, they go deep, very

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Speaker 2: deep down the fandom rabbit hole. And I am just

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Speaker 2: thrilled to talk about these. Some of them. I've heard

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Speaker 2: some of them. I have not.

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Speaker 1: I hadn't heard of most of these, to be honest.

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Speaker 2: I yeah, I've heard of a couple of them. But

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Speaker 2: it's yeah, these all these conspiracy theories were pulled from

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Speaker 2: from rancor dot com, I believe, when where we found

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Speaker 2: a lot of them. But oh boy.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, oh boy. Well let's let's get into it.

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Speaker 2: Let's let's do it.

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Speaker 1: Shall we start. Let's do it on. Yes, Okay, the

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Speaker 1: first one is Michelle never woke up and dreamt Fuller House?

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Speaker 1: What if in the Full House finale, Michelle never woke

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Speaker 1: up from her coma following the horseback riding accident. The

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Speaker 1: coma the coma Michelle never appears on Fuller House, and

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Speaker 1: people who dream rarely see themselves in their own dreams.

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Speaker 1: That actually makes sense, right, I never put that together. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's why she wasn't in it. She was dreaming it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and if everything was a dream, then we can

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Speaker 2: kind of see where Michelle got the idea that, like

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Speaker 2: DJ's husband died, and Kimmy and Steph, you know what

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Speaker 2: I mean that she kind.

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Speaker 1: Of But my question is, okay.

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Speaker 2: Like I'm I'm I'm there for it for some of it, Okay,

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Speaker 2: but then I feel like, is she so she just

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Speaker 2: imagining what everyone looks like as adults?

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Speaker 1: Yes, okay, yes, she's She has an app that's like

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Speaker 1: a like an aging app where she can see what.

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Speaker 2: Filter what they're gonna do. Well, maybe that's why we

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Speaker 2: all don't look terribly different from when we did on

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Speaker 2: the show, because we all are it's just all in

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Speaker 2: Michelle's head. We're just it's like our heads but just

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Speaker 2: slightly older, you know, slightly different bodies.

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Speaker 1: That explains it. That explains the Fountain of Youth. That

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Speaker 1: is full house I've always wondered.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it is. It's the we are all

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Speaker 2: in Michelle's dream. This is it is. It's like the

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Speaker 2: the inception version. Is that that the movie? Where about

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Speaker 2: the dream? The exception version of full and full?

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Speaker 1: Full and fuller. Wow, that's a really long dream. That

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Speaker 1: was like, that's like a five season long dream.

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Speaker 2: Though, well, you know dreams and time, it can feel

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Speaker 2: like an hour and it's been fifteen seconds. Yeah, it's true,

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Speaker 2: very true. Time is time is is a human construct.

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Speaker 1: But no, but this explains why when we were talking directly,

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Speaker 1: like we broke the fourth wall a few times to

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Speaker 1: talk directly like to Michelle or make a reference to Michelle.

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Speaker 1: This explains it, because we're talking right to her because

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it all makes sense now, it all makes sense,

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Speaker 2: sort of. Yeah, I still can't believe. I still can't

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Speaker 2: believe that Michelle fell into a coma. And that was

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Speaker 2: how we ended the.

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Speaker 1: Show the most I mean unsatisfying ending to a series.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and it also I was like, oh, this is

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Speaker 2: have been our jump the Shark moment totally. I feel like, yes,

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Speaker 2: I feel like we were that was the coma episode.

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Speaker 2: We were midway over the shark and then we ended.

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Speaker 1: And that's saying a lot. That's saying a lot of

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Speaker 1: fat if we waited eight years to jump the sure.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, to have someone fall into a coma, I just

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Speaker 2: feel like whenever like a coma when you when you

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Speaker 2: someone falls into a coma, it's a soap opera.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's Stefano Damia who put you in the coma?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, exactly, And maybe maybe that's what it is.

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Speaker 2: Maybe there's a full house Days of Our Lives crossover

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Speaker 2: full house in General Hospital. Jesse's actually Blackie. He goes

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Speaker 2: this previous life. He comes in, all of this stuff's

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Speaker 1: This makes so much, No, it does. It makes sense.

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Speaker 1: Jesse is the cause, right, all of these problems.

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Speaker 2: We have the case. It's why, it's why we still

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Speaker 2: have the occasional montage and musical uh moments from Jesse,

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Speaker 2: because those kind of happened in in in, you know,

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Speaker 2: and they do right, and then they start singing.

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Speaker 1: Hm. I yeah, it all makes sense.

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Speaker 2: Now there's a slight overlap of the Venn diagram of

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Speaker 2: soap opera and sitcom, and it's equally ridiculous. Narrow little

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Speaker 2: area where Michelle falls into a coma. That's the that's

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Speaker 2: the crossover of that Ben diagram.

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Speaker 1: That was it. And it was a two parter or too,

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Speaker 1: Like I'm like, no, we had enough of it, Like

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Speaker 1: we don't need a two parter about the amnesia? Like no,

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Speaker 1: like we don't need Wasn't it a two parter? What

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not remembering that wrong.

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Speaker 2: No, it was a two part.

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Speaker 1: It didn't need to be a two part. It didn't

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Speaker 2: But yeah, the cliffhanger was will Michelle come out of

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Speaker 2: the coma? You know? And then she does, but she

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Speaker 2: Maybe she didn't. Maybe she didn't.

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Speaker 1: Maybe she's still in a coma.

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Speaker 2: She's still in a coma, and she has been on

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Speaker 2: she it's this is, it's not you know, this is.

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Speaker 2: They've kept her alive in the hopes that Michelle will return.

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Speaker 1: It's not gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if we do Fullest House, is that going to

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Speaker 1: again be an extension of Michelle's dream? Is she still dream?

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Speaker 2: Depends on if they're in it or not.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so it remains they are.

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Speaker 2: If they are, then then we can finally solve the

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Speaker 2: loop of like Michelle's like, oh my god, I can't

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Speaker 1: And that's the end with a sitcom. Smile right, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh Michelle? Right? And then how he shows up and

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Speaker 2: how he shows up and it's all his fault.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, please, let's blame Howie for all the things, for everything, ye, everything,

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Speaker 1: it's all Howie's fault.

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Speaker 2: If you haven't listened to the episode of about two

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Speaker 2: sixteen Baby Love Howie, go back and listen to it

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Speaker 2: and you'll know exactly who we're talking.

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Speaker 1: About and why and you'll never want to hear why.

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Speaker 2: We're waiting for everything?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, howie? All right, well, are we ready to move

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Speaker 1: on to the next Okay, yeah, to the next conspiracy theory?

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Speaker 2: I don't know this was the next conspiracy theory is

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Speaker 2: one that I could see as a possibility. And now, well,

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Speaker 2: now that we know that obviously Danny and Joey and

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Speaker 2: and wasn't wasn't Joey also like one of the first

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Speaker 1: Just saying, okay, well, the.

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Speaker 2: Conspiracy theory of this is is that Joey Gladstone is

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Speaker 1: Is this just because of the hair?

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Speaker 1: This is just because of the blonde hair?

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Speaker 2: Like it's just because do one of us look like

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Speaker 2: we could be Bob's children?

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Speaker 1: You're all short, you're all blonde.

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Speaker 2: I mean, Pam's Greek, but she's a blonde Greek. I

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Speaker 1: Made three blondes, but that makes I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: don't think Joey would do that to Danny, Like I.

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Speaker 2: Give you, I don't think you would too. I don't think.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not in his character to cheat three times

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Speaker 2: The whole idea behind full House is that you know,

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Speaker 2: Danny needs raising his three girls, and it was super

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Speaker 2: kind of Joey to move in to the alcove, you

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Speaker 2: It's because uncle Joey is the girl's real dad, or.

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Speaker 1: I just thought he wanted free rent, like it's he

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Speaker 1: Yeah she was smart, but she was smart that Joey

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Speaker 1: he have Joey Gladstone had four four terror kids? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's right, Fuller. I wonder if I can't remember if

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Speaker 1: the Tanner girls? Right? I don't like this theory. This

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Speaker 2: What if Okay, what if what if it's not what

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Speaker 2: Cervice bring all the way back arounds a Fuller house. Yes,

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Speaker 2: it's our own thing.

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Speaker 1: See I could hop on boardly that. Then there's no

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Speaker 2: It was yeah. Maybe Joey was like, look, you got

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Speaker 1: Okay, so maybe it was an artificial insemination situation, right,

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Speaker 2: Cheating, right, cheating, and so the kids were Pam and

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Speaker 1: Okay, I can see that. I can see that. I

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Speaker 2: Much like the decision with Kimmy and and Steph and Jimmy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: It does make it.

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Speaker 2: And it also makes sense that maybe they didn't talk

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Speaker 2: That's because her real family is awful. So this is

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Speaker 1: This is just a she's it's a coping mechanism for trauma,

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Speaker 2: I hate. Take Joey Be and the dad even without

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Speaker 1: I feel so bad for her, Like I like you.

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Speaker 2: Like she dealt with all of this. She finally she

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, so full Yeah, Fullerhouse was the redemption

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Speaker 1: Well wait, no, the parents were in a bunk. Weren't

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, man, So I wonder if how does Jimmy

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Speaker 2: I think that she's finally living her living her real life.

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Speaker 2: It worked because we were all three strong women, and

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you were like his now, which is kind

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Speaker 1: Stuff is a saint.

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Speaker 2: She is a saint, all of this, and we find

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Speaker 2: I still though, Yeah, if if Kimmy imagine the Tanner family,

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Speaker 2: I don't sorry. I'm sorry you ruined it.

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Speaker 1: You ruined it for me.

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Speaker 2: But that's okay.

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Speaker 1: I'll forgive you. That's okay. We can we can just

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Speaker 2: The next theory is bonkers. The next theory is bonkers.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand.

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Speaker 2: And I like time travel stuff, but this one, this

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Speaker 2: it's hard time traveling. Steve's is what this, this conspiracy

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Speaker 1: Pay attention, folks, this is You might need a diagram.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever noticed the conglomeration of Steve's on Full House?

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's a little gender bend. Okay, okay, okay, So this.

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Speaker 1: I don't want where they what is happening? I don't

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Speaker 2: Whoever came up with this theory that what are they having?

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Speaker 2: You started kind of getting a little wonky with DJ's

438
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:13,440
Speaker 2: sister Stephanie. But I could buy it if we're time traveling,

439
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:19,600
Speaker 2: Stephanie is a Steve Right somehow, But I don't then

440
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,040
Speaker 2: know how they all like.

441
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:23,520
Speaker 1: How do they intersect?

442
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:26,879
Speaker 2: And and why are Nicki.

443
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,560
Speaker 1: And I don't know. It sounds incestuous even though it's not.

444
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:31,800
Speaker 1: And then we see in Fuller.

445
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 2: House, I mean we've got I mean that's sort of

446
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,800
Speaker 2: a you know, that's Kitty's having Jimmy's baby, but not technically,

447
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,840
Speaker 2: but I mean that's you know, but don't be Game

448
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,320
Speaker 2: of Thrones. But it's yeah.

449
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,639
Speaker 1: In the first episode of Fuller House, we see Nicki

450
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,080
Speaker 1: and Alex come back as twenty year old.

451
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:47,600
Speaker 2: Right, and then we don't see them because they went

452
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:48,240
Speaker 2: back to the future.

453
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:52,320
Speaker 1: But isn't isn't Steve Hale, isn't Scott Weininger is in

454
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:54,479
Speaker 1: that episode? Are they in that? Are they in that

455
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:58,200
Speaker 1: scene at the same time the party scene, because that's

456
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,879
Speaker 1: the only thing preventing me from from believing this story.

457
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,560
Speaker 2: I think they are. And there's a Thanksgiving too.

458
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:08,199
Speaker 1: Oh yes, So I'm like, they can't if they're the

459
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 1: same person time traveling.

460
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:13,760
Speaker 2: So DJ's boyfriend Steve couldn't be Nicky. I don't know. Again,

461
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,199
Speaker 2: I don't know why the hell Nicky and Alex are

462
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:16,800
Speaker 2: involved in this and why they have to come back

463
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 2: and be Steve.

464
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,440
Speaker 1: Because they didn't get enough airtime. I don't know. I

465
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 1: don't don't know this this.

466
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I'm Pam Tanner. How am i? Pam Tanner?

467
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,560
Speaker 2: I was born after she died?

468
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:30,680
Speaker 1: No? You were born?

469
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:34,480
Speaker 3: No, no, she died obviously you were born before she died.

470
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,600
Speaker 3: But how how could I be pay That's what I'm saying.

471
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:40,440
Speaker 2: How am I coming back? And I'm Pam. Pam's already gone,

472
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,400
Speaker 2: I'm already here. She can't come back.

473
00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:47,200
Speaker 1: She birthed you the house yourself? If you're if you're

474
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,919
Speaker 1: time traveling, did you birth yourself?

475
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 2: You know?

476
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:50,040
Speaker 1: What?

477
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,600
Speaker 2: Did you? There's did you watch the show Bodies? It's

478
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,920
Speaker 2: a time traveling thing about this? Yeah, it's a whole thing.

479
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,800
Speaker 2: And this body comes back in the same place over

480
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,359
Speaker 2: multiple like hundreds of years, and it's but it's a

481
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 2: time travel thing, okay, and so I'm trying to think

482
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,199
Speaker 2: of how they did that. But it was sort of

483
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,439
Speaker 2: a like the person was there but then they were not.

484
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,400
Speaker 1: It hurts my brain. I'm not a fan of time

485
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:14,479
Speaker 1: traveling time travel.

486
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 2: I am a fan, you are, of the theory of it,

487
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:20,399
Speaker 2: but not this one because this one, this one doesn't

488
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:23,160
Speaker 2: make sense. And I don't. I feel like it's, uh,

489
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,440
Speaker 2: it's corrupting the laws of time travel.

490
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 1: If it is this, This feels like it's a monitor people.

491
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:33,480
Speaker 2: To be multiple people in timelines that overlap, and I don't. Yeah,

492
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 2: I don't know if you can do that. No, but

493
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 2: you know, I'm not a I'm not an astrophysicist.

494
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,320
Speaker 1: What do I do well in the full house universe?

495
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,480
Speaker 1: Maybe this would make sense because nothing really makes sense.

496
00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 1: You can't ever pull that thread. I know what it is.

497
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:50,520
Speaker 2: I know what it is. It's Howie, Howie, how time traveler.

498
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,359
Speaker 1: Did, how we did? How we create this.

499
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 2: That's why that's why he's doing a FaceTime from the airport,

500
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,720
Speaker 2: is because he's like, I have this technology and I'm

501
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:03,400
Speaker 2: I am from the future and it you know, and

502
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 2: that and that's why he gets everyone how we have

503
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:10,639
Speaker 2: and then we see He's which actually happened in Bodies

504
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 2: is what you see. The the the extrapolation is is

505
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:18,199
Speaker 2: that this guy becomes kind of this crazy, narcissistic like

506
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:20,919
Speaker 2: leader type that is like a like a like a

507
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,920
Speaker 2: like a figurehead, Like he becomes like a god because

508
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:25,640
Speaker 2: he can time travel and doing this stuff. So I'm

509
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:29,360
Speaker 2: just saying ties back into the theory that it's a Howie.

510
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,640
Speaker 1: How did we make this little two year old into

511
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,679
Speaker 1: a villain? Like I don't know, how like like we

512
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 1: active you.

513
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 2: Know, have you ever met a two year old thing?

514
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:38,119
Speaker 1: You know?

515
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,919
Speaker 2: No, I don't know. But I still I think it's Howie.

516
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 2: I blame him for everything that is could have or

517
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,919
Speaker 2: ever gone wrong in the Full House universe.

518
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 1: I am totally fine sorry blaming Howie for Sorry to

519
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,440
Speaker 1: the twin girls that played Howie. But yeah, no, it's

520
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 1: just a character. It's a character flaw. And yeah, I

521
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 1: think how we created this theory and then time traveled

522
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 1: too so he could talk to Michelle and be her.

523
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,719
Speaker 2: Well, he was like, I need to find a family

524
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 2: that's gonna have a huge impact on people to thus

525
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 2: make my usurping of power in the future easier.

526
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 1: This is very well planned out.

527
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,879
Speaker 2: It was he was like this Tanner, these Tanners are

528
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 2: gonna have these Tanner people are gonna people are gonna

529
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 2: like them. And so he was like, I'm gonna attach

530
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:23,399
Speaker 2: myself to this family.

531
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:26,159
Speaker 1: Yeah for a two year old that doesn't have object

532
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,679
Speaker 1: permanent and really he.

533
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:32,400
Speaker 2: That he Hey tricked her with his mind control.

534
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:35,159
Speaker 1: Maybe he's not even too I maybe he's just a

535
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 1: really short, like forty five year old man. He's gonna

536
00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 1: take over the world.

537
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 2: He's like he's yeah.

538
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I now I now I am a fan.

539
00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:48,920
Speaker 2: Okay, now we're now we're back. Yeah, traveling, time traveling

540
00:26:49,080 --> 00:27:01,399
Speaker 2: Howies Okay, time traveling Howie, Steve's Steve, Howie's okay, Okay.

541
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:06,359
Speaker 1: The next one is about Becky. I have a theory

542
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:09,399
Speaker 1: of what Aunt Becky really was to the Tanner family.

543
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 1: Aunt Becky was just a figment of Jesse and the

544
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 1: Tanner family's imagination. Since the mother passed away, they were

545
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 1: all mourning and created Aunt Becky in their head because

546
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,919
Speaker 1: they needed that mother figure in the house instead of

547
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 1: having all guys raise three girls. I don't like. I

548
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 1: think I need Becky to be real in order to

549
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,919
Speaker 1: come to peace with Jesse's womanizing.

550
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,679
Speaker 2: Over the first That's what I'm saying, just the first season,

551
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:41,359
Speaker 2: because if Jesse imagined her, then he imagined a woman

552
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 2: who put him in check, and which I appreciate. Yeah,

553
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:48,040
Speaker 2: I'm here for it. But it feels like if Jesse

554
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 2: would have imagined her, it would have been a lot

555
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 2: easier to get her.

556
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like his imagination would have been a

557
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,640
Speaker 1: lot more like she would have looked like a Barbie doll.

558
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 2: She would have there would have been Yeah, they would

559
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:03,400
Speaker 2: have been just a rotating, rotating Becky's just coming in right,

560
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 2: and they'd all be making out in the living room

561
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,719
Speaker 2: at the same time with the family.

562
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: This is definitely not Jesse's imagination, but I can't see

563
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,440
Speaker 1: it being the Tanner girls imagination because they were like

564
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 1: in the house. Jesse's got a revolving door of women,

565
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 1: So please, let's imagine a permanent partner.

566
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,880
Speaker 2: For him, right, Yeah, my pink bunnies have seen enough.

567
00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 1: Yes, Oh my god, they're scarred for life.

568
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 2: Seriously, Okay, so this funnies have seen Yeah, that on

569
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 2: that one.

570
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe it was the Tanner Girls that imagined Aunt Becky,

571
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 1: but I like to think that she's real because you

572
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 1: can't have Full House without Aunt Becky. It's true, all right,

573
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 1: all right?

574
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:42,959
Speaker 2: The next one ties in another show with us across,

575
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 2: and that Danny Tanner is Ted Moseby from How I

576
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 2: Met Your Mother? What, which is technically sort of true

577
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 2: because Bob was the voiceover for it.

578
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right.

579
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 2: Okay, But here's the theory is that it'll turn out

580
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 2: that the So it turns out that the mother dies

581
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 2: at the end of How I Met Your Mother. I've

582
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 2: never watched the shows have anything.

583
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 1: Okay, the mother dies.

584
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 2: Mothers why are we killing off? Mom's always killing off mom?

585
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 2: Mother dies at the end of How I Met Your Mother.

586
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 2: Bob Saget will then send the son off to go

587
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 2: live with Barney, and he will take the daughter we've

588
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 2: seen plus two more daughters to San Francisco, where Bob

589
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 2: Saggitt begins anew in the show Full House, Danny begins

590
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:36,480
Speaker 2: Evil House. But wait, because because Danny frequently mentions his

591
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:42,959
Speaker 2: dead wife in Full House. True, but that for security purposes,

592
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 2: he rearranged his first name to be his full name,

593
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 2: because Ted backwards is d E. T. As in Danny

594
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 2: Ernest Tanner.

595
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 1: Oh, I never thought of that.

596
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 2: But see, I don't know. I don't know how I

597
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 2: met your mother. So that whole part about the son

598
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 2: to go live with Barney, I don't know who the

599
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 2: son is. The only Barney I know is a purple dinosaur,

600
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:07,200
Speaker 2: and I don't the daughter. We've seen two more daughters.

601
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 1: Who's who's the daughter? Well, I know the I know

602
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 1: the son because he's the main character. Barney is Neil

603
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 1: Patrick Harris. He's also kind of a charming womanizer. But

604
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 1: who's the daughter? Which one is the daughter?

605
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 2: I don't I have never watched an episode of the show.

606
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 2: I don't even, Like I said, I don't know. I

607
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,000
Speaker 2: know nothing of no one.

608
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 1: So we're not qualified to really judge this conspiracy theory.

609
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 2: I'm not qualified to judge this conspiracy theory because I'm

610
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,120
Speaker 2: just confused.

611
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 1: Well, and isn't there a reboot how I met your father?

612
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: So how does that work into this conspiracy theory? I

613
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 1: don't know. So they're basically hinging this on Danny's Danny's

614
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 1: on his initials D E. T. Danny Ernest Tanner, Okay.

615
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,120
Speaker 2: This it feels like a weak association.

616
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 1: This is more like fanfic. This is somebody who's a

617
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 1: huge fan of How I Met Your Mother and Full

618
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 1: House and wanted to create a crossover, and this is

619
00:30:58,520 --> 00:30:59,080
Speaker 1: what happens.

620
00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, No, I'm not. I don't. I don't

621
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 2: know that I'm this is again. No, No, I'm gonna

622
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:08,959
Speaker 2: make the ones that I think would win for an actual,

623
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 2: true conspiracy theory. True. Okay, the next one I think is,

624
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,840
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's not really a conspiracy theory, but

625
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 2: it's just more of a hunch and it would be true.

626
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 1: It feels correct. Yeah.

627
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 2: Right? Is that Comet was named Comet because of Danny's

628
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 2: cleaning obsession?

629
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,160
Speaker 1: Oh like Commet the Yeah, com.

630
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 2: Commet the dog. So Danny Tanner is known for cleaning

631
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 2: and being an e freak, so it's only fitting that

632
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 2: their dog is named after a popular cleaning product. I

633
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 2: don't think. I don't know that that's true, but I don't.

634
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 2: I don't.

635
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,840
Speaker 1: We haven't gotten to the Comet episode yet. We'll have

636
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 1: to see how they come up with that name. Do

637
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 1: you guys ever reveal why you chose Commet?

638
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,720
Speaker 2: I don't know. I have no idea.

639
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 1: Never seen that episode, so I have no idea, but

640
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 1: that would make.

641
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:55,800
Speaker 2: Sense, I don't I don't know, but yeah, I think

642
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 2: I think that makes sense.

643
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: So you think it's a cleaning product and not like

644
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 1: space like Comet and Cosmo. Later we have Cosmo, which

645
00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 1: is all like space oriented names. But maybe it was cleaning.

646
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 1: Maybe we should have named Cosmo mister Fantastic or something,

647
00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 1: or Ajax or Agax. Right, that's a missed opportunity right there.

648
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,160
Speaker 2: Really, now that I'm thinking about it, that would have

649
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 2: been even. Yeah, name him Ajax. That's better.

650
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 1: I feel that name. We need to text Jeff Franklin.

651
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 1: Is this true?

652
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 2: Yeah?

653
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 1: Wow? Okay, well this is a very believe This is

654
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,120
Speaker 1: probably the most believable of all.

655
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 2: Right, this one, this one is not even because this

656
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Speaker 2: is just like a this that makes sense.

657
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Speaker 1: Yeah, this is just an flay yes to that one. Okay,

658
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 1: But this last last one is very inventive. It's it

659
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 1: says that Kimmy is actually a criminal because in season eight,

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00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 1: episode nineteen, Taking the Plunge, Kimmy bribes every college in

661
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:57,560
Speaker 1: California with a verbatim CRISP twenty dollars Bill, do I

662
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 1: remember that ko too. Okay, so Kimmy's a bribe.

663
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 2: Basically, Kimmy sent money to all of that along with

664
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Speaker 2: her college applications.

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00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 1: But she only got into Clown College. I thought, maybe

666
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 1: this is that same episode.

667
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 2: Twenty Bucks gets you.

668
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 1: It's a clown college.

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00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 2: Is a clown go? Yeah? Yeah, they're like, please twenty

670
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 2: dollars come on?

671
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I don't know. I wouldn't say that's criminal,

672
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 1: but I mean maybe this is a little too on

673
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Speaker 1: the nose, But I don't think that's criminal behavior.

674
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 2: Technically you're not.

675
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 1: I it's well, I mean, well.

676
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 2: I think it might. I think I think that's how

677
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 2: first anything.

678
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 1: But I think it's I think it is.

679
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 2: I think that it definitely is criminal behavior to send

680
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 2: money to colleges when you're trying to get your kids in.

681
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 1: Well, but if you're if you're a seventeen year old

682
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 1: and you're sending like, it's just twenty dollars.

683
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 2: Did you get all this? How many schools do you

684
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Speaker 2: apply to?

685
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 1: I would say two. I think Kimmy only had forty dollars. Two. Yeah,

686
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: whatever school DJ got into, and then Clown College Berkeley.

687
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: I think it was Berkeley. I don't know. I don't,

688
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 1: I don't. We we have to wait a lot more

689
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 1: with six more seasons before we find out, okay, exactly

690
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 1: what was going on with Kimmy.

691
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean I'm gonna say, I'm.

692
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 1: Gonna say Kimmy's innocent in all this.

693
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't. I think if Kimmy were

694
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 2: a criminal, that wouldn't be the thing that she got

695
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 2: trusted for. There's a lot of other No, no, it

696
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 2: would be. What Kimmy gets busted for is exotic animals smuggling.

697
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yets.

698
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:28,439
Speaker 2: Well, she's running a business out of the Gibbler house

699
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 2: now that they're in a bunker. She is getting all

700
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:36,840
Speaker 2: manner of strange animals leopards and ostriches and ant eaters

701
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:37,320
Speaker 2: and god.

702
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:40,399
Speaker 1: Knows what, and she's breeding all that right illegal.

703
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:44,920
Speaker 2: And selling them in San Francisco. And that that's the

704
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 2: crime is what gets her in trouble.

705
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,240
Speaker 1: That is a believable crime.

706
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:53,240
Speaker 2: For Yeah, that's that's my I'm going with that, kim Yeah.

707
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 2: And then she's like, well, I can't be an animal

708
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 2: breeder anymore. I'll throw parties and so, because you know

709
00:34:58,239 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 2: who's going to do a background check on that.

710
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:02,800
Speaker 1: Right, and she just goes to clown com business.

711
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:04,320
Speaker 2: Nobody got you know, that's the thing. She's like, I

712
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 2: guess I got to start my yeah, and she's like

713
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 2: going to clown college. I know how to do this.

714
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,879
Speaker 4: Kimmy's not really employable, so she's just she's like, yeah,

715
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,359
Speaker 4: she can't fill out a you know, she doesn't want

716
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 4: to fill out a job application because they ask, you know,

717
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,760
Speaker 4: if you're convicted of a felony. She's like, well, actually

718
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 4: I have actually I have for exotic animal Greek.

719
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 2: Nothing terrible, you know.

720
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: Right, She's not a danger to society, but she's a

721
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 1: danger to animals.

722
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 2: And I think maybe maybe DJ might have been in

723
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 2: on it because she's a vet. Oh, so I think

724
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:40,759
Speaker 2: she was helping Kimmy. DJ's not innocent, she was she

725
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 2: was taking these animals and she was checking them out

726
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 2: make sure they were okay after getting shipped for all places,

727
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 2: you know, from the fall corners of the world. DJ

728
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 2: was like, just bring them into my vet office. I'll

729
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 2: check them out for you so much, which is why,

730
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 2: which is also why Kimmy moves in with her, because

731
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 2: DJ's like, I mean I feel bad, Like, yeah, you know,

732
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 2: you got busted and I was in on it, so

733
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 2: to say anything so you can move in with you

734
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:05,240
Speaker 2: can move in. That's why.

735
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, that makes That explains the cow in the kitchen.

736
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 1: That explains the alligator in the vet's office. That explained

737
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,279
Speaker 1: what other animals were fuller house.

738
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:17,880
Speaker 2: We had a hornbill. Oh yeah. The horn bill that

739
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:20,799
Speaker 2: was in the mayor's office was one of Kimmy's that

740
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 2: she'd brought into the country years earlier and it got loose. Yes,

741
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:26,720
Speaker 2: she sold it to the mayor and that's what happened.

742
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:29,760
Speaker 2: To see. The mayor was in on it. Kimmy. Kimmy's

743
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 2: been running an exotic animal at just Empire.

744
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:36,280
Speaker 1: Okay, wow, she is the leader.

745
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 2: She is the Carol Basket of San Francisco.

746
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:45,760
Speaker 1: Okay, this is my favorite theory. Now this is it?

747
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 2: Just Yeah, give me five minutes and the ability to

748
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 2: just go with my brain and we're gonna come up

749
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 2: with some That's why she always wears animal print.

750
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:58,280
Speaker 1: The leopard. That's why she's wearing leopard print. Yeah, she's

751
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 1: you know, this all makes sense and cohoots with Carol Baskin.

752
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 1: Now that's a crossover. I want to see. Oh my god,

753
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 1: can you imagine that would be even more unhinged.

754
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 2: Wonder Fernando made it out.

755
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: Fernando should be counting his blessings right about now.

756
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 2: Truly, truly. And then there's a special Tiger King episode. Yep,

757
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,360
Speaker 2: Tiger King moves in next door.

758
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:29,120
Speaker 1: Wow, this just took a whole new turn, a whole

759
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 1: new direction. Thank you, Jody. That that really made my life.

760
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:34,360
Speaker 1: It made my day.

761
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:37,320
Speaker 2: If we're gonna make if we're gonna make Kimmy a criminal,

762
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,719
Speaker 2: we have to make her a Kimmi criminal, go big

763
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 2: or go home has to be something ridiculous.

764
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: Oh and this fits the bill. This is ridiculous. It

765
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 1: doesn't get more, and it doesn't get more.

766
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 2: Sort of like now you start thinking about you're like,

767
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 2: they did have a box of puppies.

768
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 1: Yeah Ostrich, Yes, the Ostrich, the box of sharpays. Yeah,

769
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 1: I know this. This it's whoever created this theory, Bravo.

770
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 1: Just Jodie just ran with it.

771
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, well yeah, they created the theory that

772
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 2: Kimmy's a criminal. And then I went, wait, you like,

773
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:11,359
Speaker 2: hold my hold my beer, hold my beer, yeah, hold

774
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 2: my Ostrich, I've got that.

775
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, brilliant.

776
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 2: You know you know who one of the first people

777
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:22,279
Speaker 2: that she was selling exotic animals to. Who cult leader Howie,

778
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:24,320
Speaker 2: I mean every good cult leader.

779
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: How He's definitely in this.

780
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:30,560
Speaker 2: Yes for sure. Yep. This is deeper than we had

781
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 2: any idea.

782
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,759
Speaker 1: This is people are like you do a welfare check

783
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,120
Speaker 1: on the how rude tannerdos girls and say are they okay?

784
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 2: Like?

785
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 1: Are they okay? We are just having too much fun,

786
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: you know what.

787
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 2: I'm not okay, but but at least they came up

788
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:49,280
Speaker 2: with a good story. So well, Oh was this was entertaining?

789
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: What was me?

790
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 2: And you? Sup?

791
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 1: Entertainer? I hope everyone else like wild?

792
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 2: We went places I never expected, never never expected.

793
00:38:58,160 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: This boy was that fun?

794
00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:01,719
Speaker 2: I am. I'm so glad that you joined us for

795
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:05,760
Speaker 2: this episode. Everyone. If you have your own fan fiction

796
00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:08,399
Speaker 2: theories or would like to expound upon any of those

797
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 2: that we have brought up, or if you've heard one

798
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 2: that we did not, please post it on our Instagram,

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Speaker 2: an email Howard podcast at gmail dot com. We would

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00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 2: love to hear your thoughts, and we would love to

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00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,400
Speaker 2: hear your thoughts on the ones we did discuss and

803
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,919
Speaker 2: whether or not you think they could be true yes,

804
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:28,160
Speaker 2: please try me the criminal.

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00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 1: Please chime in tell us about the viability of any

806
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 1: yes conspiracy theory.

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00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 2: If there's, yeah, any astrophysicists out there that want to

808
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:39,799
Speaker 2: tackle that time travel one, please be my guest and explain.

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Speaker 1: It to us.

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Speaker 2: remember the world is small.

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Speaker 1: House is full, is it?

816
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 2: The house is so exotic animals.

817
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: And the house is full of conspiracy theories. Howie, how

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Speaker 1: he how he lives? Mhm