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Speaker 4: Y'all can't tell me nothing.

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Speaker 1: This is my song? For real, no doubt, and the

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen's gentiles alike. Welcome to a phenomenal live

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Speaker 1: episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we

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Speaker 1: dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and

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Speaker 1: we finally worked to prove that the name Popeyes is

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Speaker 1: actually an acronym that secretly means poor octor rooms partaking

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Speaker 1: in every yummy evil suckers. Wait, saying one more time,

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Speaker 1: poor octor rooms an old timey word.

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Speaker 4: For all quarters eight eighty.

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Speaker 1: It was like they were saying, like, if you had

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Speaker 4: Sounds like a good cookie. I didn't say it.

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Speaker 1: You guys turned on me already. We just started the

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Speaker 1: show and you're already on their team for Doctor Roons

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Speaker 1: partaking in every yummy evil suckers. I'm I'm in You're

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Speaker 1: in hell. Yeah, I'm Lanston Kerman and we're we're so

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Speaker 1: excited you guys are here you were were here to

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Speaker 1: do a live My mama told me, if you're familiar

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Speaker 1: at all with our podcast as we talked shit about

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Speaker 1: conspiracy theories and specifically black conspiracy theories, and if you're

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Speaker 1: unfamiliar with the podcast, what's up? White people?

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Speaker 4: How are you?

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Speaker 1: Thanks for being here? You made a mistake, but that's

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Speaker 1: on you sweet are crazy move?

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Speaker 4: Why did you must officer?

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Speaker 1: The fuck is wrong with you being here without knowing

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Speaker 1: what you signed up for? Idiot? We're gonna do ing great.

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Speaker 1: I think we're gonna We're gonna talk some shit, We're

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Speaker 1: gonna have some fun. We have some amazing guests, truly unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: The the names that we pulled for this. They made

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Speaker 1: a mistake as well, but that's not our business. We're

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Speaker 1: really excited you guys are here, and we like to

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Speaker 1: with these live shows kick off with the little conspiracy

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Speaker 4: Something light, just to ease you into what the show is.

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Speaker 4: Nothing too heavy, real appetizer fair.

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Speaker 1: Truly a little finger banging, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Well trying, but we're gonna start with the I have.

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Speaker 4: Finger banged before. I don't want you guys that felt crazy.

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Speaker 4: I do it all the time, I'll be fingering.

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Speaker 1: What felt crazy that they didn't like, whoo when you

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Speaker 4: I don't know what I thought was gonna happen either.

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Speaker 4: I said it was gonna be dry. I panicked, Okay,

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Speaker 4: is that what you want to hear? I panicked, Oh man,

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Speaker 4: it's not a good start. I would say, we'll pick

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Speaker 1: Work this out. We're gonna start with our own conspiracy.

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Speaker 1: This one's a fun one. It goes My mama told

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Speaker 1: me the government is developing weapons for race based genetic warfare.

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Speaker 4: Ha ha ha. Seem fun right, exciting? Right? You feel

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Speaker 1: Is that a conspiracy? You all have heard before? I

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Speaker 1: just put the black and mouths up as a as

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Speaker 1: feel like some of y'all looking up there and you're like,

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Speaker 4: It, that's not it's fucked up because I've consumed two

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Speaker 1: Gonna get you that double apple real soon.

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Speaker 4: How'd you know that was the one I had?

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Speaker 1: In that It's the rarest of the three, I would say.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, is this a conspiracy? Anybody has ever heard that

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Speaker 4: I knew it.

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Speaker 1: One police officer without his Oakley sunglasses. I'm kidding you

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Speaker 1: seem lovely. Had you heard this before?

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Speaker 1: This is. This is something I think I found just

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Speaker 1: and and it's coming specifically at certain races.

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Speaker 4: I I can't speak to it for other races, but

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Speaker 4: I'm very interested in what it would be like, how

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what what do you think would be their approach.

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Speaker 4: To menthol cigarettes was the first thing that came to

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Speaker 4: That's like my.

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Speaker 1: Daddy's smoke menthos, so I smoked men.

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Speaker 1: Because I think one nigga named Jimmy smoked a Menthol

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Speaker 1: He was over here with it, then he was over

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Speaker 4: So you're saying there's like a Newport patient zero, like

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Speaker 1: A cool king as I like to call him.

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Speaker 4: I also, I also am interested in this because like

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Speaker 1: H David, what about your degree in biochemistry?

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Speaker 4: You work so hard at the University of Phoenix. I'm

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Speaker 4: an evertest guy, don't worry. Uh, non vocational school crowd.

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Speaker 4: All right, you guys went to it t tech. I

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Speaker 1: I think a little gentleman named Ronald Reagan could tell

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Speaker 4: But white people smoke crack a lot?

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Speaker 5: Is that true?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I've known interpersonally. I've known a lot. This

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Speaker 1: We had a debate on a show that no longer exists,

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Speaker 1: that's not possible. Once you do crack, you are a

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Speaker 1: crackhead as a black person. David, you took the opposite.

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Speaker 4: No, there was a time when it was being integrated

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Speaker 4: So I do think definitely there were people who experimented

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Speaker 1: so you're saying there was an error where people be like, say,

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Speaker 4: Well it was free based though, oh the cool cat

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Speaker 1: I think when I initially heard this conspiracy, I, in

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Speaker 4: There we go, which you think is gonna produce.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to believe that that we were all the same,

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Speaker 1: this that this conspiracy is often referred to as ethnic

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Speaker 1: bio weapons ethnic bioweapons, which originally started off from a

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Speaker 1: real thing. In nineteen forty two. There's a sci fi

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Speaker 1: book called The Sixth Column that is later named The

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Speaker 1: these six scientists who are sort of living in this

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Speaker 4: I didn't expect that that was where it was coming from.

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Speaker 4: I don't you didn't think this was about white people, Okay,

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Speaker 1: The white I think they were the white people that

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Speaker 1: And so they discover a way to create weapons to

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Speaker 1: My mama told me presents the start to Steal Tour.

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Speaker 1: on our websites, on our link tree. We're in Brooklyn

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Speaker 1: on November seventh. We're in Somerville, Massachusetts. It's Boston, bitch,

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Speaker 2: All that meet and greets you've been Chris Brown has

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Speaker 3: Let's be clear, I'll take a weird picture with you

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Speaker 1: That was great. Press something to make it feel new, and.

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Speaker 4: Can I smell yo? D There we go? Has that

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Speaker 1: Are you asking me if I've ever come home late

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Speaker 4: How about you me either?

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Speaker 1: Damn.

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Speaker 4: I remember when the song came out. It made me

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Speaker 6: Everybody, Hey, what's up y'all?

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Speaker 8: That is that is the worst welcome to to to

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Speaker 8: There will be others who stand on your shoulders smelling

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Speaker 1: We're so happy you're here. We were here to play

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Speaker 1: It's a really good time. It's a brand new game

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Speaker 8: And even the name Thanos, that's that's the brothers that

442
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,640
Speaker 8: you go to the wrong that Thanos Sanos Jackson.

443
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,640
Speaker 1: That is Sanos Jackson.

444
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 9: So so I digress.

445
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:02,639
Speaker 1: But that was supposed to be Michael Clark Duncan, but

446
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 1: he passed. What do you what do you want?

447
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 4: I didn't kill him. I was just being stilly about

448
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:15,679
Speaker 4: the biggest black guy I know.

449
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 1: Go back to smelling. Go back to smelling. Dick's all right, Wayne.

450
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 1: The way that this game works is we are going

451
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:27,879
Speaker 1: to introduce to you a quote, a random quote, and

452
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 1: it is your job. It's very simple to decide if

453
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 1: that quote belongs to a hero or a hotep. Did

454
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:38,200
Speaker 1: this quote come from somebody you you respect dearly or

455
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 1: a hotel or maybe it's the other way around for you.

456
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 8: I don't know, Maybe I respect hoteps. Yeah, let's go.

457
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 8: You know, so, let's.

458
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 1: See, well before we do it, let's figure this out.

459
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:52,639
Speaker 1: Where do you fall in the conspiratorial world. Are you

460
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 1: a conspiracy theorist?

461
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:59,400
Speaker 8: I don't know if i'd call myself a conspiracy theorist,

462
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,479
Speaker 8: but I think the older I've gotten and i've and

463
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,800
Speaker 8: the more that I've seen in life, I believe that

464
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 8: more as possible than I did when I was young

465
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 8: and and bright eyed and thought, oh the world is

466
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:16,880
Speaker 8: set up, and no, there are there are things that

467
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 8: right in front of us that I truly do believe

468
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,119
Speaker 8: that it's not a conspiracy that it really is a

469
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 8: setup that I do think that there's a lot of

470
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:29,159
Speaker 8: dark shit that we take for granted that look like

471
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:33,679
Speaker 8: conspiracies to throw off the scent, but they're real and

472
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 8: they put it right in front of our eyes. Oh

473
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 8: my god, I'm a hotel yeah, as a.

474
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 1: Wayne Brady a hotep rising, y'all.

475
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 8: I just I just discovered something new by myself.

476
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,000
Speaker 4: And that was a great moment for us because we

477
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,359
Speaker 4: just got to watch it happen.

478
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:56,679
Speaker 1: Wow. Hum, some of them daytime shows. You're gonna have

479
00:27:56,720 --> 00:28:04,360
Speaker 1: a goofy on. Welcome to let's make a deal. What

480
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 1: kind of deal you trying to make? White man?

481
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 9: So you don't know what's behind the box?

482
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:12,919
Speaker 4: For once?

483
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:18,880
Speaker 9: I have that knowledge?

484
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Okay, I'm ready your first quote.

485
00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:30,159
Speaker 1: I'm the only one that knows. Okay, here we go.

486
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 1: Another way to spot chicken heads is by checking out

487
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 1: their navels. Many chickens said chicken heads have mothers who

488
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 1: didn't know how to properly remove their umbilical cords when

489
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 1: they were babies. You can't use coco butter to help

490
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 1: remove the umbilical cord. This causes their navels to protrude

491
00:28:51,280 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 1: or become slightly disfigured as they grow up. Beware thoughts.

492
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 8: So many this is a quote from someone.

493
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 1: This is a real human beings thoughts.

494
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 4: And it's not you could use cocoa butter to remove all.

495
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 8: And this is heroes or hoteps. The fact that there's

496
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 8: a hero that might have said this, I'm even okay,

497
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 8: so there's chicken hiss. So they really believe that you

498
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 8: can spot someone with a propensity for sucking your dick

499
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 8: by the nick. So it's so that you you are

500
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 8: predisposed to dick sucking.

501
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 1: And it would seem that way.

502
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 4: Yes, I would not. I would not say that it's

503
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 4: not familial.

504
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

505
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 4: You're saying this is handed down. I'm saying you never

506
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 4: heard of a family where it was like you're sucking. Yeah,

507
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 4: that's fair.

508
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 1: You can't use who is who?

509
00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 4: So was this?

510
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 8: Can you give us any information like was this quote

511
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 8: to the media, Was it during an interview or was

512
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 8: it a one on one conversation that we happened to capture,

513
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 8: or this is a point of view that that was shared.

514
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 1: He could to have been at a bus stop.

515
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:34,360
Speaker 8: Behind a bus, yeah, waiting for the eight X with.

516
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 9: A menthol in hand.

517
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 4: Here's chicken.

518
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 9: It's a boy checking out their navels.

519
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no no.

520
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 9: Mini chicken is had mothers who didn't know how to

521
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 9: properly remove them built And the worst part is someone going, oh.

522
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:57,120
Speaker 4: What this quote makes me want to know is desperately?

523
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 4: What the first way to spot that was? You know what?

524
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 4: This was the second on the list. This was the

525
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 4: second most important. There was a more important one he had.

526
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 4: He's like, let me school you player.

527
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 8: And was this the really obvious one because the other

528
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 8: one was like really deep. It's like, uh, another way.

529
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 1: You're working too hard? Yeah, check the navel.

530
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 9: Okay, Yeah. So I'm gonna I'm gonna.

531
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:36,560
Speaker 8: Say hero, hero, because this strikes me as one of

532
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 8: these statements that's made by someone maybe that we that

533
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 8: we respect, who just had a good night one night.

534
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 9: And was flippantly just talking.

535
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 8: It was just like, oh blah blah blah blah, ooh

536
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 8: fourth drink. You know another way despout it that could

537
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 8: have happened. So I'm gonna say hero.

538
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 4: Okay, David, I'm gonna say hotep For general lack of

539
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 4: understanding how the body works. I think that's a usual

540
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 4: sign that you could tell with them.

541
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 1: Well, I see you wanting to change your answer.

542
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 8: Maybe I really like his answer. But who didn't know

543
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 8: how to probably move the bilical coursers and babies.

544
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 1: Oh lucas.

545
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 8: But but I don't know this person knows about home deliveries.

546
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 4: No, they don't. That's his nigga to spell on biblical cord.

547
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 8: And and you can't use cocal butter to help remove

548
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 8: like that actually happens in the hospital.

549
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. That's not a hero.

550
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick with my answer. I've got a stick Hotep. Okay,

551
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 1: here we go. The answer is famed Hotep turik Nache.

552
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 4: Damn you.

553
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: A man who's mostly cufflinks said that sixty eight percent.

554
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 1: He said that, and he looked down on them like this,

555
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 1: isn't that crazy to talk to people dress like that

556
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 1: this way? But with the facial express that.

557
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 8: That's the face that he made when he finished all

558
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 8: that shit, He's like, beware, wow, yeah, damn all right,

559
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 8: you win, all right, congratulations, all right.

560
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 1: Next quote, I hate the ocean. It's all whales sperm.

561
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 1: Everybody google it because that's why it's so salty from

562
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 1: the fucking whales sperm. Okay, this one is tough. Feel

563
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: free to jump in, gentlemen.

564
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 8: I think I'm gonna stick with Hero again on this one, okay.

565
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 8: And my reasoning is because it's it's in the scheme

566
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 8: of things compared to the last one.

567
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 1: It's a very concise thing. I hate the ocean.

568
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:05,400
Speaker 8: It's all whale sperm, and everybody google it because it's

569
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 8: what he's advocating the use of technology, which I love

570
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 8: that this person actually thinks that if you google it,

571
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:19,000
Speaker 8: Google will say, hey, Siri.

572
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:22,280
Speaker 9: What's the ocean made of? Highway?

573
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:26,359
Speaker 8: The ocean is made of whales sperm. That's why it's

574
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:27,400
Speaker 8: so fucking salty.

575
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 4: That's why I have an Alexa. She says not, she

576
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 4: says no, she says not. Wow, you got that update. Yeah,

577
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,320
Speaker 4: I hate the ocean.

578
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 8: It's all whales sperm, and everybody google it because that's

579
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:46,760
Speaker 8: why it's so salty from the fucking whales sperm.

580
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick stick with Hero.

581
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 8: This may even be this sounds like a crotchety old

582
00:34:54,680 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 8: stand up or or or performer, or it's somebody who's

583
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 8: a captain of industry.

584
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: Whoa Okay, you think this is some of our former brightest.

585
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 8: It could be a captain of industry, because at a

586
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 8: certain point they hate the ocean.

587
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,320
Speaker 1: It's crotchety.

588
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 9: It's a crotchety thing.

589
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:19,360
Speaker 8: It's not necessarily a conspiracy, it's a I don't like something.

590
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,439
Speaker 8: So therefore this is the worst example of that thing,

591
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 8: and the worst example he could think of his whale sperm, right, which,

592
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 8: how does he know?

593
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:32,720
Speaker 4: It makes me think this guy can't swim. He's hating

594
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:34,720
Speaker 4: on the ocean. Yeah, because you've been in the ocean,

595
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 4: you know it's not just nutting there. Yeah, there's some

596
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,200
Speaker 4: other stuff, for sure.

597
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 8: There's a lot of stuff that's a good T shirt.

598
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 8: It's not just nothing there.

599
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 4: Brother, I tried. They're not moving.

600
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: He's got a backpack full of them. Okay, we're locking

601
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 1: in the hero I think. I think I'm gonna continue hotel.

602
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:03,360
Speaker 1: I think it was the hotep. Do you have a

603
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 1: reason why.

604
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 4: I just think most of my heroes can swim?

605
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 8: Okay, there are not enough words in that statement to

606
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 8: be a hotep whole.

607
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 1: TEPS like to expound that's true.

608
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 4: Well, this is the beginning of what was a much worse,

609
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 4: longer rant. I think you know what I'm saying like

610
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,319
Speaker 4: it started, and then he's like, and you know what else,

611
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 4: I hate Mexico. And then you're like, ah, uncle, Frank,

612
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 4: I gotta go home. It's late. I know how you get.

613
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:33,720
Speaker 9: And then as you're leaving, he's.

614
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, remember what I told you, brother? Okay, hero

615
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 1: hotel tap, here we go. The answer is snooky.

616
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,160
Speaker 4: And this is where the game gets complicated.

617
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 1: Hero to many, hero to some.

618
00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:00,880
Speaker 9: Yeah, I hate the Wow, Okay that's what she said.

619
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:03,680
Speaker 1: This is this is where I have to admit that

620
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 1: this game is largely rigged. So enjoy.

621
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's very difficult.

622
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 8: That's why. That's why it's so salty. From the well,

623
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,479
Speaker 8: good job, Snookie, good job.

624
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:23,279
Speaker 1: Remember she was raised on a beach town. She had

625
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 1: full access to the water at all times.

626
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 8: But what if she got erroneous information from her parents

627
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:33,719
Speaker 8: who they she grew up in. Everybody thinks that it's

628
00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:35,799
Speaker 8: whales sperm. They all it's passed down.

629
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 1: I'll say this, check that belly button. You know what

630
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 1: I mean with snoogie. You gotta check that belly button

631
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:49,359
Speaker 1: full circle. Yeah, all right, next quote, I'm gonna pray

632
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 1: for your deliverance from the demon of zestiness. You just

633
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 1: need prayer. Call on your ancestors to take away the

634
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:59,359
Speaker 1: zesty demon, and before you know it, you'll be back

635
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 1: with the Black Jeens forever. Trust me.

636
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 4: Come on, how many of your heroes have said in

637
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 4: one run? That's a lot of sesty.

638
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:23,480
Speaker 1: The demon of zestiness.

639
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:28,360
Speaker 8: Call on your ancestors to take away the zesty demon,

640
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 8: and before you know what, you'll be back with the

641
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:32,280
Speaker 8: Black Queens forever.

642
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 4: True.

643
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 1: So this person is good.

644
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,399
Speaker 4: Come on, man, it hits all the hotel top three.

645
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:40,280
Speaker 9: Okay, homophobia, Okay.

646
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:45,240
Speaker 4: Black love, Yes, ancestors, that's all they talk about.

647
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:51,120
Speaker 1: Come on, those are the pillars. You know what.

648
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 8: I'm gonna agree with you. I'm gonna agree with you.

649
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 8: I think this is a hotel.

650
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 1: This is a hotel for you.

651
00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 9: Yeah you wait, wait, but maybe do hoteps.

652
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 8: And now, some of the hoteps that I've experienced, they

653
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 8: don't necessarily deal with the the Judeo Christian version of

654
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:17,319
Speaker 8: of God and Christ. So so I have a hard

655
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:22,280
Speaker 8: time hearing a whole tep tell another brother that God

656
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:26,759
Speaker 8: in this, in this way is going to deliver them,

657
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:31,480
Speaker 8: or or he's gonna pray for deliverance. It feels like

658
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 8: it will be phrased differently, like in a you know,

659
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 8: uh in a in a in a different turn of phrase.

660
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're saying that that white Jesus eliminates this from

661
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 1: Hotep area.

662
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 4: Here's what I have to remind you is that the

663
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 4: other option is hero.

664
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 2: Okay.

665
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 1: So it's a complicated world out there, Wayne, It's.

666
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 8: It's a nuanced world, many shades of what the fuck?

667
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 1: How many heroes do we have left? Is what I ask.

668
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 8: I'm gonna pray for your deliverance from the demon of zestiness.

669
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 4: You just need not deal Christian demon. I don't think no,

670
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 4: I think got like Bapha man. I don't think they

671
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:15,879
Speaker 4: have a zesty one.

672
00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 9: No zoo and yeah and Tae Kwan. They they don't

673
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 9: mention this one.

674
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 8: I got, oh man, zesty demon zesty zesty? What okay

675
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 8: would a Hotep say the word zesty?

676
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 1: Yes? Really?

677
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,360
Speaker 4: I think they brought it into the lexicon.

678
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,320
Speaker 1: You should trust this dude with the big ass beard.

679
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:41,000
Speaker 1: I think he's.

680
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 8: Gonna know because they're so serious though, the dudes on

681
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 8: the corners, and it's so serious, and then when our

682
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:53,840
Speaker 8: people would trump from over them, but zesty, I don't.

683
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 4: Like it because I think zesty is such a fun word.

684
00:40:56,080 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 8: Is an Okay, so you think it's a hotel. I

685
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,600
Speaker 8: absolutely understand why it's a hotel. But even because you

686
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 8: said the game is rigged, I'm gonna say hero because

687
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 8: we just saw the one hero, we saw the other

688
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,640
Speaker 8: one that was the hotel. I believe that this is

689
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 8: gonna be a hero, and it's gonna be somebody that's

690
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 8: gonna fuck us all up.

691
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 1: We're gonna go.

692
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:21,839
Speaker 4: Here's the thing. You and even putting those other two

693
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 4: in categories are assuming that Lengston fires any flag at all. Yeah,

694
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 4: and it's not completely evil and I like that about you.

695
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:35,480
Speaker 1: It's a pirate ship over here back yeah yo ho ho.

696
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,720
Speaker 4: Ye give me that optimistic.

697
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:44,240
Speaker 9: So here, I'm going hero, hotel, hotep.

698
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:45,319
Speaker 4: What if my.

699
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 8: Face comes up like gotcha and then I'm drunk and

700
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 8: then I just run out.

701
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 5: I was drunk.

702
00:41:56,600 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 10: I said that yesterday there is doctor Umar Johnson, hero

703
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 10: to some hero to some hero to some hero to

704
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,120
Speaker 10: some hotep.

705
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:13,359
Speaker 4: To most I think I think we could both, we both.

706
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:16,320
Speaker 1: I will say that that this quote came from Alive,

707
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:20,440
Speaker 1: where he was h he was explaining to some some

708
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 1: real ship. I think he was asking for money for

709
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 1: one of his schools and somebody came on and they

710
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 1: said they wanted to do something to his butt cheeks

711
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 1: and and he said he was going to pray for them.

712
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 1: He said, I'm gonna pray for that demon to come

713
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 1: out of you and you'll get back with the Black

714
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:43,840
Speaker 1: Queens soon, which I feel like for doctor Umar is

715
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 1: a pretty big step forward, you know what I mean?

716
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:47,279
Speaker 9: Right, The fact that he said he was going to

717
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:47,959
Speaker 9: pray for something.

718
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 8: Yeah, that is so he just blew all my stuff

719
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 8: out the water, because he obviously is steeped in hotemperary, right.

720
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,720
Speaker 1: But he is praying for someone.

721
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,760
Speaker 8: And he did use the words yesty and the different

722
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:03,560
Speaker 8: from zesty zestiness.

723
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, he used a full command of.

724
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:15,800
Speaker 8: The words destitude, destry, deestinometrisestery to a crime A.

725
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 9: Well, man, I've I've lost this one this game. Yeah,

726
00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:22,239
Speaker 9: like I suck it.

727
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, you're not good at this, Wayne Brady. I

728
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 1: suck it.

729
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 4: It's a hard game.

730
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:30,880
Speaker 8: It's no, You've you've shown me my weak Lincoln life.

731
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 4: I think you're gonna be all right.

732
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 1: Do you have another one? Or is this we got more?

733
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 4: Okay?

734
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:39,720
Speaker 1: There we go. Next up, I'm thinking of buying a monkey.

735
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 1: Then I think, why stop at one? I don't like

736
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 1: being limited in that way. Therefore, I'm considering a platoon

737
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,319
Speaker 1: of monkeys so that people will look at me and

738
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:51,239
Speaker 1: see how mellow and well adjusted I am compared to

739
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,640
Speaker 1: these monkeys throwing feces around.

740
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:56,919
Speaker 4: Now, this is where it gets weird, because I'm gonna say, Hero,

741
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 4: this is a thinker, and I like that.

742
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 8: I'm admiring the fact that this person knows enough about

743
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:18,520
Speaker 8: the military structure to want a platoon of monkeys.

744
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 4: It was a crazy word to use.

745
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:26,279
Speaker 8: A platoon, not a squad, not a unit, a platoon.

746
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:31,400
Speaker 8: What I'm gonna stick with, Hero because this does not

747
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:36,399
Speaker 8: sound None of this verbiage sounds like a hotel, right,

748
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:38,320
Speaker 8: none of this sounds like a hotel.

749
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:39,919
Speaker 4: I don't think they would say monkey so much.

750
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 1: I don't think like monkey.

751
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:45,920
Speaker 9: No, No, they don't stay away from that either.

752
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 8: And what hotep thinks that they are mellow and well

753
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:54,280
Speaker 8: adjusted even in comparison to a monkey.

754
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 4: That's also reasonable.

755
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,720
Speaker 8: So Hero, I'm hearing Hero thinking of buying a monkey,

756
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:01,239
Speaker 8: I think, why stop at one?

757
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:02,360
Speaker 1: This is someone.

758
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 4: Who Yeah, that's what I like is when he when

759
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 4: the person is like, no, let me open it up.

760
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 4: Let me push myself to my limits and see how

761
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:13,560
Speaker 4: far I can go. Right. I think that's an admirable quality.

762
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 9: Limitless exactly.

763
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: Don't be fooled by the monkeys that I got. I'm

764
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:22,879
Speaker 1: still I'm still.

765
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 4: Hero from the Blood, Hero from the black It's a hero, hero, hero,

766
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 4: hero hero.

767
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:31,880
Speaker 1: The answer is Robert Downey Jr.

768
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 4: But not in black face.

769
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 1: We don't know that, we don't know that, we don't

770
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 1: know when he said this, he said the word platoon. Damn,

771
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 1: it's only military movie.

772
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:48,359
Speaker 9: Is this an Oh God? I hope this was doing

773
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 9: an outtake.

774
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:53,320
Speaker 4: It was just what he left the lava on.

775
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:59,400
Speaker 9: Wow, this is a crafty Okay, so we're right on

776
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:00,120
Speaker 9: this one.

777
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 1: You win that round. Okay, Next, okay, we have one

778
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 1: more for you. Okay, as one, here we go. If

779
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 1: I were a painter, I would paint beautiful bodies. I

780
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 1: would paint nipples, and I would paint bibles. Am I

781
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,800
Speaker 1: gonna say I'm not gonna paint this woman's neck because

782
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:20,080
Speaker 1: people will think I just want to lick on Next? Please,

783
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:21,840
Speaker 1: that's not what art is about.

784
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 4: I understand why you would want to start hero with this,

785
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 4: but I hoped because here's the thing that I don't

786
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 4: want to people would think I just want to lick

787
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 4: on next. It to me sounds the same as I

788
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 4: don't know how to hog time. People like it's the same.

789
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,440
Speaker 4: It feels like it comes from the same place that

790
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:47,839
Speaker 4: was for.

791
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 1: The eight people that really love R. Kelly interviews, and

792
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:56,240
Speaker 1: for those of you that don't, you're bugging. You can't

793
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 1: listen to his music anymore, but you can still watch

794
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 1: interviews of him losing his mind on.

795
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,760
Speaker 8: Gail King, and you can set the interview to music

796
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 8: and it's even better.

797
00:47:07,040 --> 00:47:09,400
Speaker 4: I don't know that that interview is about when a

798
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:10,319
Speaker 4: woman's fed up.

799
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:15,439
Speaker 8: I'm not gonna paint this woman's neck because people will

800
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 8: think I just want to lick on necks. The fact

801
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:20,839
Speaker 8: that he got offended by the thought that people would

802
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,839
Speaker 8: confuse his art and what.

803
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 4: A crazy misunderstanding of people, like, I'm not gonna paint

804
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 4: this woman's neck because people will think I just want

805
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 4: to lick.

806
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: On that.

807
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:37,240
Speaker 9: I'm gonna say, or well because he thinks, well, he it's.

808
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 8: Nipple, So he's even thinking that people would think that

809
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:46,360
Speaker 8: he's stupid that he that he'd confuse a painted nipple

810
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 8: on a neck with a real nipple and that he

811
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 8: would lick it.

812
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 4: We'll let me offer a counter. Maybe he's stupid. That's

813
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 4: the real possibility in this game too. It's just a

814
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 4: stupid person.

815
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 1: But what if it ends up?

816
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,719
Speaker 8: I do believe that one of these still had to

817
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 8: be somebody that we actually kind of respect who had

818
00:48:06,160 --> 00:48:08,400
Speaker 8: said something just completely out.

819
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 4: Once again, a lot of faith in Langston. But I

820
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:13,840
Speaker 4: like you. I'll go with you. You want to go?

821
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:14,879
Speaker 1: He Hero?

822
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 8: What if this is just a Bob Ross quote that

823
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 8: we just never knew about he had an afro.

824
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 9: What if Bob Ross was a hidden no tip.

825
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 4: And he never painted people, he never paid.

826
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:29,240
Speaker 1: It's like that nipple was a happy accident.

827
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:33,839
Speaker 9: It just happened. Okay, let's I'm gonna stick with Hero.

828
00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 1: I'll go with you. I will, I will join you

829
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:40,040
Speaker 1: in this walk. Okay, Okay, the answer is well I

830
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 1: am so the answer is he is. Somebody's a hero. Hero,

831
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:55,759
Speaker 1: don't be funnier than us. Shut the fuck up. Shut

832
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 1: the fuck up. It's our show. We worked really hard

833
00:48:59,120 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 1: on this. See how nights our PowerPoint is. Shut the

834
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:02,759
Speaker 1: fuck up.

835
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 9: She said, I'm gonna wear all denim and be smart.

836
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:19,879
Speaker 1: I'm a babe, babe, watch what I yell? Right? Got him?

837
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 8: But this makes complete sense coming out of will I

838
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:30,400
Speaker 8: AM's mouth. This makes absolute sense. Yeah, yeah, this makes absolute.

839
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:34,320
Speaker 1: Yeah. I actually think I have one more for you. Okay, okay,

840
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 1: this is the last one for sure. Here we go.

841
00:49:37,719 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 1: What's his name?

842
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:39,040
Speaker 4: Was it?

843
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 1: Neil Armstrong? I don't even know? Literally, as simple as this,

844
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 1: Why is it that the steps in terms of the

845
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 1: pictures that they say he stepped on, why do they

846
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,799
Speaker 1: look completely different than the ones that are actually in

847
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 1: the museum that he walked with? Hotep? Hotel?

848
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:56,800
Speaker 9: Hotel is Dennis Rodman?

849
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 11: Wait, Brady, no, not even I don't even know why

850
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 11: I said that. I just want it's absolutely senis right. No,

851
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 11: I don't I don't know, but this sounds this this

852
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 11: is Hotep to me, because this is this is that

853
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:16,360
Speaker 11: thing that when some brothers.

854
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 1: That you've it's it's the curse.

855
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 8: Of having read a little bit of a book or

856
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 8: watched a little bit of a documentary. So now you

857
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:31,200
Speaker 8: know how space works, So now you know. Yeah, what's

858
00:50:31,200 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 8: his name was it?

859
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:32,239
Speaker 9: Neila Schaw?

860
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:35,440
Speaker 8: I don't even know literally, why is it that the

861
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:38,719
Speaker 8: steps huh the steps in terms of the pictures that

862
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 8: they they say he stepped off. Why why say you

863
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 8: would have seen the pictures? Why did they look completely

864
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:47,120
Speaker 8: different than the ones that are actually the museum that

865
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 8: he walked in.

866
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:55,720
Speaker 1: Coupling Hotel hotel.

867
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 4: I agree, I think it's a hotel. I think it's definitely.

868
00:50:58,600 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 1: It's a hotel. Unless the we'll pull the audience. Here

869
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:03,360
Speaker 1: are our hotep? Where are we falling?

870
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 4: Ho tap?

871
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:09,240
Speaker 1: Where I'm hearing mostly hotep? The answer is Kyrie Irving.

872
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:13,319
Speaker 1: I think you win?

873
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:18,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely definitely not correct me

874
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 4: if I'm wrong, But it isn't Kyrie one of the

875
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:23,319
Speaker 4: flat Earth guys?

876
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh that's right.

877
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:27,799
Speaker 8: That's actually from when he was saying when he was

878
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:30,799
Speaker 8: challenged on flat Earth and he said, oh I'll go

879
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 8: up and and and let's take a picture in the

880
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 8: whole nine with it. Yes and yeah, yeah, yeah, I.

881
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 1: Was right, Wayne Brady. You win the game, man, I

882
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:46,840
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883
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884
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885
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Speaker 1: My mama told me presents the Start to Steal Tour.

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00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:09,520
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893
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894
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:36,560
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895
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Speaker 1: come out. We want y'all to kick it. We will

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897
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Speaker 1: just me and David. Depending on the city, it'll be

898
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Speaker 1: a great time.

899
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 2: All that meet and greets you've been. Chris Brown has

900
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:50,800
Speaker 2: a good meet and greet.

901
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 3: Bro. Let's be clear, I'll take a weird picture with

902
00:52:56,239 --> 00:52:59,760
Speaker 3: you for free.

903
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:03,240
Speaker 1: Should we bring out our next Yeah, our next guest.

904
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:06,319
Speaker 1: I'm so fucking excited that he's here. He is a

905
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 1: phenomenal actor, phenomenal creator, a talent of all sorts. You

906
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:14,719
Speaker 1: know him from Loud Squad, you know him from the

907
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:19,280
Speaker 1: show Dave, you know him from from the The fucking

908
00:53:19,560 --> 00:53:23,799
Speaker 1: Legendary Crew Odd Future. Give it up for Travis.

909
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 7: But but pot my butt pop potman.

910
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:32,400
Speaker 4: But do you know what butty tubman?

911
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:33,799
Speaker 1: Do you know what that meant?

912
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 3: It meant a whip?

913
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:42,359
Speaker 5: Okay, I see what we're doing here.

914
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:45,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, got it. It's already been spoiled a little bit.

915
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:49,440
Speaker 1: But we're gonna play a game called quid pro quo hoo?

916
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 5: But why why is it Dale dressed?

917
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:51,840
Speaker 4: Like?

918
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,759
Speaker 1: Don't stress yourself about that, man.

919
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:56,960
Speaker 5: I have to as a Jamaican man, I have to

920
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:58,080
Speaker 5: be like, oh.

921
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 1: Are you Jamaican? Yeah, she's honoring your people. Don't you

922
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 1: feel honored?

923
00:54:04,760 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 7: Yeah?

924
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:07,800
Speaker 9: So honored?

925
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 1: Travis? Where do you fall in as a conspiracy theorist?

926
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 1: Are you lightweight? Lightweight? Lightweight?

927
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 8: Like?

928
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:19,320
Speaker 7: Who killed JFK? I think about that a lot? Whoa,

929
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 7: you guys don't think about that. Yeah, nobody here has

930
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:27,720
Speaker 7: ever been like youtubing, searching hours, days, weeks.

931
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 4: You know, Quincy Jones says it was Sam Giacomma's brother.

932
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:37,279
Speaker 4: Who uh you never read that crazy Quincy or you

933
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:39,880
Speaker 4: never read that crazy Quincy Jones article where they were like,

934
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 4: oh the one where he was snitching on everybody. Yeah,

935
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:44,879
Speaker 4: I reader that one. Yeah, that's the same article. That's

936
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:48,000
Speaker 4: the thing everybody talks about, the fucking Richard pryor Martin

937
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:51,600
Speaker 4: randas somebody. Yeah, but that's not He was like, the

938
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:55,279
Speaker 4: craziest shit, I know, it's about who, and they were

939
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:57,759
Speaker 4: like who did it? And he was like Sam Giacomma's brother.

940
00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:59,880
Speaker 1: WHOA, Yeah, that's insane.

941
00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:01,839
Speaker 5: I don't believe that.

942
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 1: You don't believe that. Do you have a theory on

943
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:13,680
Speaker 1: who killed JFK? Government? The government just a soft I've

944
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: seen enough videos at this point too, and this is

945
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:20,760
Speaker 1: genuinely what I think happened. I think it was the driver.

946
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 5: What nobody else thought of this theory?

947
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:29,120
Speaker 1: You're with me on this, okay, Me and this white

948
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 1: lady are into it together. There is video, and there's

949
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:37,880
Speaker 1: a lot of speculation about whether or not these videos

950
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 1: are doctored, but there is in fact a video where

951
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:44,200
Speaker 1: you can see the driver turn around and he is

952
00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:47,879
Speaker 1: holding his gun after the first shot is fired. Now,

953
00:55:47,920 --> 00:55:52,600
Speaker 1: the theory is is that he accidentally shot JFK, and

954
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:56,120
Speaker 1: then they had to basically cover it up by blaming

955
00:55:56,160 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 1: the person who attempted to assassinate him. In that same instant,

956
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:03,279
Speaker 1: he like got scared, shot him in the head, and

957
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:15,480
Speaker 1: then it was like, oh boy, Diane, they're taking away

958
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:21,759
Speaker 1: my benefits. He had a cell phone, Diane, I got

959
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 1: bad news, sweetheart.

960
00:56:29,560 --> 00:56:30,319
Speaker 5: I couldn't.

961
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:34,120
Speaker 7: I'm just thinking of logics, right, if I'm somewhere, I

962
00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:35,400
Speaker 7: could turn around shoot somebody.

963
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:36,840
Speaker 5: No one else in the car notices.

964
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:40,520
Speaker 1: Oh they noticed, but no one snitched. I think they

965
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 1: had to cover it up because if the Secret Service,

966
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:47,480
Speaker 1: he's a driver for the Secret Service, murders the president

967
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 1: of the United States. Boy, oh boy, do we have to.

968
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:53,480
Speaker 4: So you don't think he was in the bookstore?

969
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 1: Oh you mean the shooter shooter? Yeah, No, I think

970
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:03,520
Speaker 1: a real shooting happened, and I think an accident transpired

971
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:05,080
Speaker 1: that left the president dead.

972
00:57:06,239 --> 00:57:06,399
Speaker 8: Oh.

973
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:08,680
Speaker 4: And then the government is like, well, no harm, no foul.

974
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:10,319
Speaker 4: You were going to try to kill him anyway.

975
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:14,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, ship, But we already had it, so thanks man.

976
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,880
Speaker 1: This wasn't how we were supposed to start. You asked

977
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:24,360
Speaker 1: you with me, right, you're still just me and her.

978
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:28,080
Speaker 1: Do you have any other conspiracies you think about? Like,

979
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:29,840
Speaker 1: what any that I think about?

980
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 4: Yeah?

981
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:33,440
Speaker 1: Who killed Tupac? Uh, that's a great question.

982
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 4: Oh, they just got him. Was it that he was

983
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,200
Speaker 4: on all those podcasts talking about it?

984
00:57:41,720 --> 00:57:42,520
Speaker 5: Oh you're serious?

985
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:42,919
Speaker 1: Yeah?

986
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's it? Nobody can help me out? Oh wait?

987
00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:47,200
Speaker 5: Wait wait yeah yeah, hold.

988
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 4: On, nobody watches TV.

989
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:58,840
Speaker 1: Shut up, no, WHI I'll say this, the the Tupac

990
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:04,840
Speaker 1: family did re open investigations into uh into Sean Diddy

991
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:11,960
Speaker 1: comes Orlando. It wasn't Orlando Jones. I think if it

992
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 1: was Orlando Jones, that would have been pretty quick crazy

993
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:18,400
Speaker 1: If Orlando Jones is the one that killed Tupac.

994
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:27,680
Speaker 4: Oh good man, Oh that's yeah, man, damn.

995
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:30,680
Speaker 1: But there are people who believe that Diddy might have

996
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:34,040
Speaker 1: been the person who hired him. Obviously sug gets the

997
00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 1: theory as well.

998
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 5: Definitely gotta revisit that.

999
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:39,040
Speaker 1: What did did he do?

1000
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 4: It's kind of like Forrest Gumpy was everywhere.

1001
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:46,040
Speaker 1: It was a part of a lot of stuff, just

1002
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:51,800
Speaker 1: dancing in the background. We have a great game for you.

1003
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:55,000
Speaker 1: It's the way this game works for the audience at

1004
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:56,880
Speaker 1: home and here we ain't got no what are we

1005
00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:57,440
Speaker 1: talking about?

1006
00:58:58,840 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not.

1007
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:03,760
Speaker 1: The way this game works is we're going to introduce

1008
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:07,240
Speaker 1: to you a beautiful possibility for the world, something wonderful

1009
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:11,040
Speaker 1: that might happen, But every possibility comes with a condition.

1010
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:14,720
Speaker 1: It is your choice to decide if you're comfortable with

1011
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 1: the condition at hand. All right, here we go. You

1012
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:19,680
Speaker 1: want to read the first one?

1013
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 4: Here we go. The government implements healthy regulations on internet usage,

1014
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:28,080
Speaker 4: undoing so much of the damage caused by the current

1015
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:34,320
Speaker 4: digital age. But in your free time you can only

1016
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:35,680
Speaker 4: read Steve Harvey books.

1017
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:49,760
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, the world is healthier.

1018
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,440
Speaker 4: And you've taken the leap of faith to achieve your

1019
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:54,360
Speaker 4: life of abundance.

1020
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:59,040
Speaker 13: But and you're thinking like a man but acting like

1021
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:05,680
Speaker 13: a lady. Fuck am I willing to no?

1022
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:11,320
Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, no, no anybody who hides me

1023
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:13,120
Speaker 7: involved for that long as a bad person.

1024
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:18,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're saying it's not worth it.

1025
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:18,360
Speaker 9: Bro.

1026
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:20,520
Speaker 7: This man had an afro, a fake afro for what

1027
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:23,040
Speaker 7: twenty years of life? He lied to us. We all said,

1028
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:27,400
Speaker 7: Stevie like Steve Harvey lineups, and they were fake. Why

1029
01:00:27,400 --> 01:00:29,520
Speaker 7: would I believe anything he has to say? He didn't

1030
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 7: write these fucking books?

1031
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:34,840
Speaker 4: But then what if a good writer wrote him. I've

1032
01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 4: never Okay, take this down. Oh that was Steve Harvey

1033
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:40,520
Speaker 4: thought was.

1034
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 1: A great Who?

1035
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:43,720
Speaker 4: Hold up?

1036
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:46,120
Speaker 1: Oh I wouldn't say that.

1037
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:52,040
Speaker 4: No, it's going. This is the writer's room.

1038
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:53,320
Speaker 5: Keep going, fuck it, just throw it.

1039
01:00:53,800 --> 01:00:57,440
Speaker 1: I've never actually bombed this heart in my life. This

1040
01:00:57,560 --> 01:01:00,000
Speaker 1: is the first time in a while that I've been

1041
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:00,840
Speaker 1: hat it that hard.

1042
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 7: I don't know anybody who can do a good Steve

1043
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:05,440
Speaker 7: Harvey impression.

1044
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:08,160
Speaker 1: Godfree. Yeah, that's about it.

1045
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:11,200
Speaker 5: Okay, where is black ass?

1046
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:13,560
Speaker 1: So this is this is no for you?

1047
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:13,840
Speaker 9: No?

1048
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:15,240
Speaker 1: Hell no.

1049
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:19,240
Speaker 7: I mean he's successful and he's done great things, like bro,

1050
01:01:19,320 --> 01:01:22,840
Speaker 7: he is an amazing man. But to lie to us, yeah,

1051
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:25,800
Speaker 7: you know what I mean, like why and the white

1052
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:27,120
Speaker 7: people we all do it?

1053
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:29,880
Speaker 9: Sure you had.

1054
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:32,439
Speaker 7: Niggas walking into barbershops like give me that Steve ship

1055
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:36,480
Speaker 7: Like no, sho didn't exist.

1056
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:38,480
Speaker 5: No, I can't know.

1057
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,520
Speaker 1: We can't hurt over this deep for you?

1058
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:42,840
Speaker 5: Hell that fraudulent.

1059
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:48,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is hard because really I'm trying to gauge

1060
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:52,600
Speaker 4: because social media is fucking people up right, and I'm

1061
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:56,680
Speaker 4: trying to gauge. I'm trying to gauge what is worse

1062
01:01:56,800 --> 01:02:00,360
Speaker 4: for a teen girls psyche TikTok or the tea eachings

1063
01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:05,520
Speaker 4: of Steve Harvey. And I don't know, that's tough.

1064
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:10,560
Speaker 7: You're gonna have every girl walking around thinking like a man,

1065
01:02:12,160 --> 01:02:13,800
Speaker 7: it's gonna be fucked up at twelve.

1066
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:23,120
Speaker 4: You gotta have five suits there, yo, hold me down,

1067
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:33,160
Speaker 4: pressa button. Ah, I think how many books does he have? Also?

1068
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:35,600
Speaker 1: Uh, this is not all of his books? And this

1069
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:38,440
Speaker 1: is this is actually embarrassing to admit, but one of

1070
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:40,720
Speaker 1: the When I was a kid, I used to read

1071
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:44,439
Speaker 1: the the autobiographies of comedians. And one of the first

1072
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:47,959
Speaker 1: autobiographies I ever read was the Steve Harvey autobiography.

1073
01:02:48,080 --> 01:02:49,920
Speaker 4: How famous was he to have his on auto? But

1074
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 4: was just pre or post to Steve Harvey.

1075
01:02:52,240 --> 01:02:55,360
Speaker 1: This was King's Kings of Comedy, height of their run.

1076
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:57,600
Speaker 5: Where did they sell that book?

1077
01:02:57,640 --> 01:03:04,360
Speaker 1: At brother other in the back of borders right as

1078
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:05,680
Speaker 1: a border of borders.

1079
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:09,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're across the border. This it's illegal.

1080
01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:18,520
Speaker 1: Like come here, I got that weird shit. I'm in

1081
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:22,880
Speaker 1: sixth grade. Like, yeah, I'll check it out. I read him,

1082
01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,160
Speaker 1: I read said, I read Bernie Mac, I read all

1083
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:28,880
Speaker 1: I'm not dyl I read all of them.

1084
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:30,280
Speaker 4: Oh he was your favorite.

1085
01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:39,680
Speaker 1: I would do it, though, I would do it. It would

1086
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:43,080
Speaker 1: try this, I would do it. WHOA, I think I

1087
01:03:43,080 --> 01:03:46,080
Speaker 1: would do the same. I think I think the internet

1088
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:49,520
Speaker 1: is doing such horrible damage to young people. And I've

1089
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:51,560
Speaker 1: got kids now, I had the idea.

1090
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:54,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, but you can learn so much shit you don't

1091
01:03:54,360 --> 01:03:57,680
Speaker 7: even need You could any Yeah you could, you could,

1092
01:03:58,240 --> 01:03:58,560
Speaker 7: or you.

1093
01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:00,720
Speaker 4: Could end up watching family guy.

1094
01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:04,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'd rather raise a dumb dumb with a

1095
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:06,000
Speaker 1: mustache then.

1096
01:04:08,040 --> 01:04:10,560
Speaker 5: And a nigga addicted to animate Yeah, I'm.

1097
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:14,160
Speaker 1: Good, I'm gonna I'm gonna go with Steve Harvey Books

1098
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:16,040
Speaker 1: for the Wind.

1099
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:21,360
Speaker 5: I feel I don't know. Am I a bad person?

1100
01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:27,880
Speaker 4: No? Fast out? Fuck?

1101
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:33,720
Speaker 1: I think you're right. I think you're probably making the

1102
01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:38,440
Speaker 1: right choice. You're really stressing about this.

1103
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:40,760
Speaker 7: Yeah, I feel like it's all on me. It's on

1104
01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:42,680
Speaker 7: my shoulders. I'm gonna get home later and.

1105
01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:49,760
Speaker 1: Be like, I don't know. All right, let's take this.

1106
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:51,600
Speaker 1: Let's go with the next one. I think this is

1107
01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:54,360
Speaker 1: gonna clear your this is This is a nice start,

1108
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:57,120
Speaker 1: but it gets way harder. Here we go.

1109
01:04:57,240 --> 01:04:58,000
Speaker 5: That was very hard.

1110
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:04,480
Speaker 1: Jay Z and Beyonce divorce and by some miracles, she

1111
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:09,000
Speaker 1: falls madly in love with you. But you can hit this.

1112
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:13,840
Speaker 4: She dresses you exclusively in the House of dary Are.

1113
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:16,840
Speaker 4: This one isn't even hard.

1114
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:25,520
Speaker 7: Well, I look cleaning that ship, bro, you pull it off.

1115
01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:30,640
Speaker 7: You're pulling it off. What I'll be head to doe

1116
01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:33,720
Speaker 7: you had to pull that ship off?

1117
01:05:33,800 --> 01:05:35,480
Speaker 9: Yeah, but my girl, you know.

1118
01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:37,760
Speaker 5: Beyonce.

1119
01:05:37,920 --> 01:05:44,320
Speaker 7: Guys, Beyonce, we're talking about like, oh yeah, obviously, yeah,

1120
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:45,200
Speaker 7: run it up.

1121
01:05:45,440 --> 01:05:50,040
Speaker 1: Whoa yeah, thank you guys. Answer. They like your answer.

1122
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:51,560
Speaker 5: What are you guys?

1123
01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:55,080
Speaker 7: Of course, of course, of course, of course I have

1124
01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:56,080
Speaker 7: on dickies right now.

1125
01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:02,200
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I'd wear the house Ryan, for sure, proudly.

1126
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:09,720
Speaker 4: I maybe you gotta bring this back.

1127
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:13,000
Speaker 1: They're gonna they're gonna fuck with it. In twenty twenty four.

1128
01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:15,680
Speaker 4: Was ready.

1129
01:06:16,960 --> 01:06:19,640
Speaker 1: The only the only part of this that makes me

1130
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:24,680
Speaker 1: question it is I do think this is gonna be Yeah,

1131
01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:27,560
Speaker 1: you guys are gonna turn me on this. I'm scared

1132
01:06:27,560 --> 01:06:29,520
Speaker 1: to say it, but I'm gonna say it anyway. I

1133
01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:33,520
Speaker 1: do think she might be a little boring. I would

1134
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:36,160
Speaker 1: like to hang out with Yeah, I think you'd be

1135
01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:37,520
Speaker 1: at home and nobody.

1136
01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:38,800
Speaker 5: Was so happy that she's boring.

1137
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:45,040
Speaker 1: Thank god, somebody said it. That's the only reason I

1138
01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:50,640
Speaker 1: won't date her. It's the only thing keeping me away

1139
01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:51,400
Speaker 1: from Beyonce.

1140
01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:57,720
Speaker 4: Boring. Ass I get it, though, It's like she's so talented,

1141
01:06:57,760 --> 01:07:00,040
Speaker 4: you don't have to like how athletes are boring is.

1142
01:07:00,160 --> 01:07:02,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just think we're not gonna be able to

1143
01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:05,200
Speaker 1: like I can't like, uh make it. If she steps

1144
01:07:05,200 --> 01:07:07,320
Speaker 1: in booboo, it's not gonna be funny.

1145
01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:10,400
Speaker 4: Right, She's gonna be so tired of my ship so fast.

1146
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:13,040
Speaker 4: I don't have a long runway with that.

1147
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:16,120
Speaker 1: I'm obnoxious at home. I believe my wife.

1148
01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:23,920
Speaker 4: I'm making her watch the Steve Harvey Show. Sh rewatched

1149
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:25,160
Speaker 4: the Steve Harvey Show.

1150
01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:28,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I would still do it. Though, I would

1151
01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:30,439
Speaker 1: still do I think the money alone makes it worth it.

1152
01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:34,080
Speaker 7: But what if she's like very like, She's like, no,

1153
01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:36,120
Speaker 7: I'm not fucking with you like this is you know,

1154
01:07:36,200 --> 01:07:37,760
Speaker 7: it's like hers versus yours.

1155
01:07:37,920 --> 01:07:38,960
Speaker 1: Oh no, we'll work it out.

1156
01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:46,960
Speaker 5: She's like making you split the jet jet. No, but but.

1157
01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:48,480
Speaker 1: We'll talk about it when we're on the jet. You

1158
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:52,240
Speaker 1: know what I mean. We still got to get to Fiji,

1159
01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:59,320
Speaker 1: so gash it up and we'll talk. Baby. I'm short

1160
01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:02,440
Speaker 1: this month, but I promise I get us on the

1161
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:02,959
Speaker 1: way back.

1162
01:08:03,960 --> 01:08:06,520
Speaker 4: Honestly, if she leaves you in Fiji, you're still up.

1163
01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:07,240
Speaker 1: I'm up.

1164
01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:12,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's win Now, I'm Fashian. That's cool. I thought

1165
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:12,800
Speaker 4: that about you.

1166
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:19,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going with you. This one's everybody brainer. Okay,

1167
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:22,760
Speaker 1: here we go, let's challenge you a little bit. Boy,

1168
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:23,360
Speaker 1: you got it.

1169
01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:28,120
Speaker 4: Nothing about that.

1170
01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:33,719
Speaker 8: Hey, there was due to cecis thrown all over the walls,

1171
01:08:34,160 --> 01:08:36,400
Speaker 8: the floor, the ceiling, and a stunk.

1172
01:08:38,720 --> 01:08:40,760
Speaker 5: Hey that's a crazy Michael Jack.

1173
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:45,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's one of our favorites. Here. For the first

1174
01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:50,320
Speaker 4: time ever, America elects a genuine third party candidate for president,

1175
01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:56,400
Speaker 4: truly reforming the government from the ground up. But all

1176
01:08:56,439 --> 01:08:59,559
Speaker 4: citizens are required to wear Tyler Perry style wing.

1177
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:10,719
Speaker 5: See, it's just the braids.

1178
01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:13,679
Speaker 7: One man, I can't do the braids. Bro, I don't

1179
01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:18,559
Speaker 7: have a head built for braids. I've learned that, bro.

1180
01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:20,320
Speaker 1: Ball with braids.

1181
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:27,800
Speaker 5: Uh ah. I like the two parties of God.

1182
01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:28,320
Speaker 1: I'm chilling.

1183
01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:30,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm chill with them.

1184
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:35,040
Speaker 1: You're like, na, these things are going great. I feel

1185
01:09:35,080 --> 01:09:36,559
Speaker 1: like we're heading in the right direction.

1186
01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:40,640
Speaker 7: Every day I wake up just like, look at our

1187
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:41,960
Speaker 7: government succeeded.

1188
01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:46,240
Speaker 14: Wow, I don't know who I'm gonna vote for that great.

1189
01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:53,360
Speaker 14: Wigs are hot. Hell, bro, no one wants to wear

1190
01:09:53,360 --> 01:10:00,200
Speaker 14: a wig all the time. Ah h yeah fu this.

1191
01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:06,600
Speaker 5: Bro, this bottom one of him.

1192
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:10,719
Speaker 7: That's just I feel like he's fighting being bald so hard,

1193
01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:13,080
Speaker 7: you know what I mean That he's like, just let.

1194
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:14,760
Speaker 5: Me give me any wig you got?

1195
01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:17,560
Speaker 4: Wait, bottom left or bottom right, because bottom right is

1196
01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:18,240
Speaker 4: the coldest one.

1197
01:10:18,280 --> 01:10:20,680
Speaker 7: I thought the nigga in the back also got on

1198
01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:25,439
Speaker 7: the wig for show though, And I can't tell those

1199
01:10:25,479 --> 01:10:26,439
Speaker 7: the same nigga or not.

1200
01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:30,320
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's that's Shamar Moore and that Forest Kojo,

1201
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:36,080
Speaker 1: the same same energy. One of them pop locks, one

1202
01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:38,000
Speaker 1: of them. Don't light skin sand.

1203
01:10:40,280 --> 01:10:41,759
Speaker 5: This nigga fighting is I don't.

1204
01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:43,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't do it?

1205
01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:46,800
Speaker 5: No, okay, are you guys? Am I the crazy one here?

1206
01:10:47,439 --> 01:10:49,080
Speaker 1: Well, let's find out.

1207
01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:54,400
Speaker 4: Here's a problem top. I would want the bottom on

1208
01:10:54,479 --> 01:10:57,840
Speaker 4: the right wig. I know Tyler Perry would cast me

1209
01:10:57,920 --> 01:11:02,440
Speaker 4: on the bottom on the left wig as an evil

1210
01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:06,120
Speaker 4: dark center that he always does, But man, I don't know.

1211
01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:07,720
Speaker 1: We're fucked up out here. I would do it.

1212
01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:09,200
Speaker 4: I think I would take the wigs.

1213
01:11:09,520 --> 01:11:11,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take the whigs as well. I think I

1214
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:15,559
Speaker 1: think we need to reset bad baby. And if that

1215
01:11:15,720 --> 01:11:22,080
Speaker 1: means I gotta look like my hero's Jamar Moore, a

1216
01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:25,200
Speaker 1: personal hero, a personal king to me, then then so

1217
01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:25,680
Speaker 1: be it.

1218
01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:27,479
Speaker 7: I feel like I had the haircut as a kid

1219
01:11:27,520 --> 01:11:30,960
Speaker 7: a lot of times, and I think that's my fear

1220
01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:31,240
Speaker 7: of it.

1221
01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:32,760
Speaker 5: It's just being like I can't go back.

1222
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:34,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I get that.

1223
01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:37,920
Speaker 1: Just a weird wide lining that you didn't want. Yeah,

1224
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:41,639
Speaker 1: I get that. You can't do it. No, it's okay

1225
01:11:41,680 --> 01:11:43,200
Speaker 1: if you can't do it, if you don't care about

1226
01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:45,240
Speaker 1: this country. I don't mine.

1227
01:11:45,439 --> 01:11:47,519
Speaker 5: I care, but not that fucking much.

1228
01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:49,240
Speaker 9: Damn not that much.

1229
01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:53,160
Speaker 1: No bad, We're going with it.

1230
01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:55,759
Speaker 5: You guys are okay?

1231
01:11:57,720 --> 01:11:58,080
Speaker 4: You know what?

1232
01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:00,960
Speaker 7: No, no, no, fuck that. Just don't get a haircut this week.

1233
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:03,200
Speaker 7: I know you can't live without a fresh haircut.

1234
01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:04,559
Speaker 1: That's it's troubling.

1235
01:12:07,280 --> 01:12:09,639
Speaker 5: What was the last time you went a month without

1236
01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:10,200
Speaker 5: a haircut?

1237
01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:11,120
Speaker 4: I did.

1238
01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:15,080
Speaker 1: I did it recently, but I didn't feel good about it,

1239
01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:16,920
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I was talking to my

1240
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,519
Speaker 1: kids different. I didn't like that.

1241
01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:27,120
Speaker 4: Stuck a fuck up like Mama ain't here. It's just

1242
01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:35,280
Speaker 4: me talking to him like a dark skinned Tyler Perry.

1243
01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:44,160
Speaker 1: Okay. Next one, scientists discover a herb that wind taking

1244
01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:51,920
Speaker 1: can lead to natural and safe bbls. But every time

1245
01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:53,360
Speaker 1: you go out the house, you have to bring an

1246
01:12:53,720 --> 01:12:55,360
Speaker 1: ian le van ZANDT.

1247
01:12:58,040 --> 01:13:00,960
Speaker 5: Wait, but why do I I don't care about Bbl's nigga.

1248
01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:02,679
Speaker 4: I don't want one.

1249
01:13:02,960 --> 01:13:04,320
Speaker 5: And if you want one, if.

1250
01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:06,400
Speaker 9: You guys want Bbl's, fine.

1251
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:11,439
Speaker 5: I'm not taking this nigga with me anywhere. Can you

1252
01:13:11,479 --> 01:13:18,720
Speaker 5: imagine talking to somebody that like, you're like fuck all

1253
01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:19,360
Speaker 5: the time?

1254
01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:22,280
Speaker 1: I'm excited for this interview, and yes, this is my

1255
01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:25,040
Speaker 1: friend Ayama. She's gonna sit in.

1256
01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:28,280
Speaker 7: It's like having your aunt with you everywhere you go,

1257
01:13:28,760 --> 01:13:31,360
Speaker 7: and your aunt that's not married either, so she's just annoying.

1258
01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:33,559
Speaker 5: She just has so much shit wrong with the world

1259
01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:35,040
Speaker 5: that men do this and men.

1260
01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:37,559
Speaker 1: No, no, it's not for you.

1261
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:39,559
Speaker 5: She is married though. Oh no, that's the wrong ring.

1262
01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:44,479
Speaker 1: No, that's our punching ring. In case you get out

1263
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:47,200
Speaker 1: of line, don't fix your life.

1264
01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:50,560
Speaker 5: Y'all got the same barber.

1265
01:13:56,240 --> 01:13:57,040
Speaker 4: She got to LeVar.

1266
01:13:57,200 --> 01:14:01,360
Speaker 5: That's cool. Your barber's name is LeVar.

1267
01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:03,679
Speaker 4: He white?

1268
01:14:04,080 --> 01:14:08,800
Speaker 1: No, really, LeVar, you think you think there's white men

1269
01:14:08,840 --> 01:14:11,920
Speaker 1: out here named LeVar sarcast.

1270
01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:14,920
Speaker 4: What's his barber name?

1271
01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:18,720
Speaker 1: No, his barber names. He used to be uh, he

1272
01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:21,160
Speaker 1: used to be a teacher. So he takes himself seriously.

1273
01:14:21,479 --> 01:14:26,320
Speaker 1: He remembered he's he's like a serious guy who wastes

1274
01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:32,799
Speaker 1: my time. You waste a lot of my time, good barber,

1275
01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:35,360
Speaker 1: So not for you.

1276
01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:37,200
Speaker 5: You can't go to hear a black ass at the house.

1277
01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:42,799
Speaker 1: Yeah not no, Yeah, it's not worth it. I think

1278
01:14:43,040 --> 01:14:45,240
Speaker 1: I think in a perfect world and no, hear me out.

1279
01:14:45,640 --> 01:14:48,440
Speaker 1: In a perfect world, I want people to have access

1280
01:14:48,560 --> 01:14:53,479
Speaker 1: to uh, safe, sort of ethical ways of looking and

1281
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:55,479
Speaker 1: feeling the way that they want to look and feel.

1282
01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:58,240
Speaker 1: And I think that BBLS in a lot of ways

1283
01:14:58,280 --> 01:15:01,200
Speaker 1: have become sort of like this danger is gold that

1284
01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:05,160
Speaker 1: people are chasing. They're hurting themselves, they're hurting their families. Frankly,

1285
01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:08,960
Speaker 1: they're dying from trying to become thick the way they

1286
01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:11,960
Speaker 1: want to be thick. And so the idea of saving

1287
01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:16,879
Speaker 1: nice people from that seems great. But Ayama is a lot.

1288
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:19,920
Speaker 4: Like on a Tuesday.

1289
01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:26,479
Speaker 5: Being hungover. It happens like all you want to do

1290
01:15:26,640 --> 01:15:28,920
Speaker 5: is just die, just like look around. She's like where

1291
01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:29,360
Speaker 5: are we going?

1292
01:15:32,240 --> 01:15:34,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like you're wasting your day.

1293
01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:36,040
Speaker 4: You know, bro, what if you had to go to

1294
01:15:36,080 --> 01:15:37,160
Speaker 4: like a bachelor party?

1295
01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:39,679
Speaker 1: Oh, that actually might be fun.

1296
01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:42,400
Speaker 5: No, she'd be good to take to, like a baby shower.

1297
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:43,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1298
01:15:43,320 --> 01:15:45,360
Speaker 5: I mean she could talk to everybody in like.

1299
01:15:45,320 --> 01:15:47,800
Speaker 4: Just how many days are baby showers?

1300
01:15:48,360 --> 01:15:49,599
Speaker 5: Only days I wear Birdberry?

1301
01:15:50,200 --> 01:15:57,839
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right, last one. This is our big closer.

1302
01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:00,680
Speaker 1: So I hope this works. You got it.

1303
01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:06,679
Speaker 4: Frank Ocean finally released his new music, but so does

1304
01:16:06,720 --> 01:16:16,680
Speaker 4: Mark Water and it's very Christian and a little bit racist.

1305
01:16:18,680 --> 01:16:22,680
Speaker 5: Okay, so you get Frankie, get some Kanye You are right,

1306
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:29,719
Speaker 5: I mean Marky Mark Man, it's Marky Mark.

1307
01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:33,120
Speaker 7: I saw Mark Wahlberg one time at a jewelry store,

1308
01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:35,439
Speaker 7: and I know what to do when I got excited,

1309
01:16:35,520 --> 01:16:38,880
Speaker 7: and my excitement just led me to look at him.

1310
01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:46,040
Speaker 4: And I went saluted. I swear to god, you.

1311
01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:47,280
Speaker 5: Ass lionel.

1312
01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:48,720
Speaker 4: Bro.

1313
01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:52,320
Speaker 5: It was the most I was like an aquehydrate fan.

1314
01:16:52,439 --> 01:16:54,800
Speaker 5: I was like, man, he's a goat. I watched all

1315
01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:58,080
Speaker 5: of entourager. I was like, he's the greatest ever I

1316
01:16:58,120 --> 01:16:58,880
Speaker 5: saw that n again.

1317
01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:02,120
Speaker 1: I got so excited, and You're like, my general, my captain.

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01:17:02,439 --> 01:17:10,800
Speaker 7: My body took over. My arm was like shaking, thank

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Speaker 7: you for what you would have done in nine to

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Speaker 7: eleven if only you had been on that plane. You

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Speaker 7: guys haven't heard that quote. What you never ever read them.

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Speaker 1: Mark Wahlberg quote. It's one of his most famous quotes.

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Speaker 1: He said, he said that if he would have been

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Speaker 1: on one of those planes during nine to eleven, things

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Speaker 1: would have gone very different. Wouldn't it ended up the

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Speaker 1: way we think it would.

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Speaker 5: I had so many.

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01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:43,519
Speaker 4: Let him out.

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01:17:43,560 --> 01:17:44,960
Speaker 5: I got too much corporate money.

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01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:48,719
Speaker 1: Good for you for knowing where to draw the line.

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01:17:49,240 --> 01:17:53,559
Speaker 1: That's why we're here. We ain't got no corporate money. No,

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01:17:54,160 --> 01:17:55,400
Speaker 1: this is all seed money.

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Speaker 5: Baby mm hmmm, I'm baby. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I mean, oh he.

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Speaker 5: Hated everybody though, right, Mark Walbert? Yeah, low key.

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Speaker 1: He most famously, uh committed a hate crime back in Boston,

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01:18:15,200 --> 01:18:17,360
Speaker 1: where he beat a minded an Asian man.

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Speaker 4: I believe didn't he throw rocks a little girls too?

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01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:22,880
Speaker 4: I bet? I bet? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Jesus Christ.

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01:18:24,280 --> 01:18:24,559
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:27,920
Speaker 1: I mean he's from Boston. They're a very big Boston family,

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01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:31,080
Speaker 1: and they never seem to have any level of accountability.

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01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:32,719
Speaker 1: So yeah, he did some bad stuff.

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01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:34,799
Speaker 7: I every once in a while look at his Instagram

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01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:37,800
Speaker 7: and he posts these like five forty somebody knows five

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01:18:37,920 --> 01:18:38,679
Speaker 7: forty in the morning.

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01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:40,559
Speaker 5: He like wakes up to go pray and then go

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01:18:40,680 --> 01:18:41,200
Speaker 5: to the gym.

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01:18:41,240 --> 01:18:43,920
Speaker 7: But he's like he posted the people just like y'all

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01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:49,920
Speaker 7: gotta wake up and pray. Yeah, amen, God bless you're

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01:18:49,960 --> 01:18:53,000
Speaker 7: like nigga, it's four in the morning.

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01:18:53,280 --> 01:18:56,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're the what's the place called p forty five?

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01:18:59,040 --> 01:18:59,920
Speaker 1: Yeah forty five.

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01:19:00,439 --> 01:19:03,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's there every morning praying.

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01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:06,639
Speaker 1: Which he owns? What does he not own? Yes, he's

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01:19:06,920 --> 01:19:07,880
Speaker 1: a very wealthy man.

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01:19:09,200 --> 01:19:12,000
Speaker 5: Jesus. Uh yeah, I want yeah, fuck it.

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01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:13,920
Speaker 1: You want that frank music, I'll take it.

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01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:17,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, wow, same, Yeah, I'll do it. It's worth it,

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01:19:17,439 --> 01:19:21,320
Speaker 4: is it? But this is one album?

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01:19:21,360 --> 01:19:23,679
Speaker 5: Is it one on one? Like we're one track for track?

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01:19:23,960 --> 01:19:25,960
Speaker 1: Oh no, I think it's what he remember. He wakes

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01:19:26,040 --> 01:19:28,040
Speaker 1: up at three in the morning. So I think he's cooking,

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01:19:30,040 --> 01:19:31,880
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I think he's putting a lot.

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01:19:32,960 --> 01:19:34,599
Speaker 1: It's a clip, baby, he's spraying?

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01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:38,200
Speaker 5: Is it Christian rappishist?

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01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:41,720
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. And you gotta also remember he is an

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01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:45,280
Speaker 1: extremely powerful figure. And so it's not going to like

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01:19:45,479 --> 01:19:50,200
Speaker 1: fall to the wayside. This music. It'll be number one.

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01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:52,919
Speaker 1: It is hitting. It is popular.

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01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:55,800
Speaker 4: They're playing it on the airplane when you get on

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01:19:55,880 --> 01:19:56,400
Speaker 4: for Delta.

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01:19:56,560 --> 01:20:01,760
Speaker 5: Yeah what look?

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01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:05,519
Speaker 1: And then CRUs is like doing expos's being like this

1376
01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:07,080
Speaker 1: is what rap music? Should be.

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01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:11,320
Speaker 4: He becomes a spokesperson. I just he says hip hop

1378
01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:11,880
Speaker 4: all the time.

1379
01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:15,240
Speaker 5: He calls himself an EMC.

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01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:18,080
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah no.

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01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:25,520
Speaker 5: This photo is also pretty wicked. This is just uh

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01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:26,840
Speaker 5: you know.

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01:20:28,080 --> 01:20:31,040
Speaker 1: Ah no funck that nigga can't do it.

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01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:31,840
Speaker 5: No fuck that.

1385
01:20:32,439 --> 01:20:36,840
Speaker 7: He he hates people, Asian people. I like Asian people.

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01:20:37,880 --> 01:20:39,600
Speaker 1: You heard it here first, folks.

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01:20:42,000 --> 01:20:43,360
Speaker 5: Big fan of the Asian.

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01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:48,640
Speaker 7: Uh Nigga, Frank ain't everything in the music out of

1389
01:20:48,680 --> 01:20:50,200
Speaker 7: feel like we'll be all.

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01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:53,080
Speaker 4: Right unless Marky Mark gets back in the booth.

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01:20:54,040 --> 01:20:57,240
Speaker 7: He been in a booth though, What are you doing?

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01:20:59,280 --> 01:21:01,160
Speaker 7: You're taking it.

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01:21:02,880 --> 01:21:05,479
Speaker 4: I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna

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01:21:05,520 --> 01:21:06,360
Speaker 4: do it. I'm doing it.

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01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:08,200
Speaker 1: I'm doing it. I think I'm doing it. I think

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01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:12,320
Speaker 1: I think it's worth the sacrifice. A man. I love

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01:21:12,439 --> 01:21:15,280
Speaker 1: Frank's music, so yeah, no, I'm gonna I'm gonna do it.

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01:21:15,600 --> 01:21:19,280
Speaker 5: And what if the music comes down, It's just not good,

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01:21:19,920 --> 01:21:21,080
Speaker 5: So you risked all that.

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01:21:21,439 --> 01:21:23,599
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest if that happens, I'm a beat

1401
01:21:23,640 --> 01:21:27,720
Speaker 1: you boys ass. I don't know how I'll find him

1402
01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:31,960
Speaker 1: because that motherfucker is reclusive. But I'm I'm gonna put

1403
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:35,799
Speaker 1: hands on them because you made me go through hell.

1404
01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:37,519
Speaker 4: For this.

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01:21:39,560 --> 01:21:44,280
Speaker 7: I want Mark Wahlberg to sign my Bible, Like how

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01:21:44,280 --> 01:21:47,280
Speaker 7: many those do you think he's signing the year a Bible?

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01:21:47,400 --> 01:21:47,599
Speaker 4: Yeah?

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01:21:47,880 --> 01:21:49,680
Speaker 1: I bet it's the only thing he's signed yo.

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01:21:49,960 --> 01:21:51,439
Speaker 4: Now, yeah, I.

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01:21:51,320 --> 01:21:54,680
Speaker 1: Bet he refuses like posters for children and ship, but

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01:21:54,720 --> 01:22:00,000
Speaker 1: he'll sign your Bible if you if you ask him.

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01:22:00,080 --> 01:22:03,000
Speaker 5: Damn you guys have made this decision so hard.

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01:22:03,040 --> 01:22:04,840
Speaker 1: I feel like we really stressed you out in a

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01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:06,200
Speaker 1: way that I didn't anticipate.

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01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:07,000
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:11,080
Speaker 7: I don't make good decisions. I'm not one to make. Like,

1417
01:22:11,160 --> 01:22:13,240
Speaker 7: if it's time to make, where are we gonna eat?

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01:22:13,280 --> 01:22:13,879
Speaker 5: I'm fucked.

1419
01:22:14,040 --> 01:22:19,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we're gonna die hungry. Damn well, press of button,

1420
01:22:20,280 --> 01:22:34,240
Speaker 1: white wine, white woman, and hate times. Trevor's been at everybody.

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01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:35,639
Speaker 1: Thank you both.

1422
01:22:39,600 --> 01:22:40,759
Speaker 4: One more time for Trevor.

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01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:49,080
Speaker 1: All right, before we wrap this thing up, and you're

1424
01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:59,759
Speaker 1: right to leave and you'll never get the panani behaving

1425
01:22:59,840 --> 01:23:04,040
Speaker 1: like that. Before we leave, we like to open it

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01:23:04,120 --> 01:23:07,120
Speaker 1: up to you, the little mamas, in case you have

1427
01:23:07,200 --> 01:23:09,720
Speaker 1: any questions you'd like us to answer, or anything you'd

1428
01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:12,760
Speaker 1: like us to cover. If there's anything pressing on your

1429
01:23:12,800 --> 01:23:15,360
Speaker 1: hearts and your minds. Raise your hand yell it out.

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01:23:15,400 --> 01:23:18,479
Speaker 1: We don't give a fuck. This is lawless. Oh, shut

1431
01:23:18,479 --> 01:23:21,600
Speaker 1: the fuck up, Shut the fuck up, Shut the fuck up.

1432
01:23:21,600 --> 01:23:23,559
Speaker 1: There's an orderly fashion about this.

1433
01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:25,479
Speaker 4: I don't even know what you're talking about.

1434
01:23:26,439 --> 01:23:30,840
Speaker 1: For those of you that are uneducated, Uh, we made

1435
01:23:30,880 --> 01:23:33,080
Speaker 1: some unwied.

1436
01:23:32,479 --> 01:23:35,280
Speaker 4: We fuck you lied, Okay, we lied.

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01:23:35,920 --> 01:23:37,880
Speaker 1: I have nun checks at home that I've never been

1438
01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:40,280
Speaker 1: able to pull out and use because I'm surrounded by

1439
01:23:40,360 --> 01:23:44,280
Speaker 1: small children, and also I fear for my nuts.

1440
01:23:45,680 --> 01:23:47,920
Speaker 4: I ain't have a harmonic at home that I haven't

1441
01:23:47,920 --> 01:23:49,519
Speaker 4: played because I live with the woman I like to

1442
01:23:49,560 --> 01:23:55,679
Speaker 4: have sex with. It's a big risk. I'm not doing that.

1443
01:23:55,760 --> 01:23:57,920
Speaker 1: What if you play it and you realize this shit's

1444
01:23:58,000 --> 01:24:00,880
Speaker 1: just been in your soul this whole time. That's why

1445
01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:03,800
Speaker 1: I bought it thinking that is not You're like, you know,

1446
01:24:03,880 --> 01:24:06,760
Speaker 1: I might be a blues man. Guys like maybe this

1447
01:24:06,840 --> 01:24:08,680
Speaker 1: is because, like I always in my head, I'm like,

1448
01:24:08,720 --> 01:24:10,160
Speaker 1: stand up comedy is going away.

1449
01:24:10,360 --> 01:24:11,639
Speaker 4: You need a backup skill.

1450
01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:13,600
Speaker 1: You gotta go with harmonica.

1451
01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:16,080
Speaker 4: Why not? Why wouldn't it be harmonica.

1452
01:24:15,640 --> 01:24:22,200
Speaker 1: His second most profitable art form and respected? Yeah? All right,

1453
01:24:22,280 --> 01:24:23,640
Speaker 1: I think we did it, and I think that's the

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01:24:23,640 --> 01:24:25,559
Speaker 1: whole show. Thank you guys so much for a lawyer.

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01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:28,400
Speaker 1: We're gonna be out on the patio. If you want

1456
01:24:28,400 --> 01:24:34,679
Speaker 1: to say hi, we'll kick it. Okay. Bye. My Mama

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01:24:34,680 --> 01:24:37,280
Speaker 1: Told Me is a production of Will Ferrell's Big Money

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01:24:37,280 --> 01:24:40,800
Speaker 1: Players Network and iHeart Podcasts.

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01:24:41,120 --> 01:24:43,440
Speaker 4: Greeted and hosted by Langston Correct.

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01:24:43,439 --> 01:24:45,240
Speaker 1: Co hosted by David Bori.

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01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:49,240
Speaker 4: Executive produced by Will Ferrell, Hansani and Olivia Akilo.

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01:24:49,640 --> 01:24:53,719
Speaker 2: Co produced by Bee Wayne, edited and engineered by Justin.

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01:24:53,560 --> 01:24:55,400
Speaker 1: Comedy, music by Nick.

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01:24:55,280 --> 01:24:57,599
Speaker 4: Chambers, artwork by dogon Creek.

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01:24:58,000 --> 01:25:01,760
Speaker 1: You can now watch episodes Mama Told Me on YouTube.

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