1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:04,280 Speaker 1: Hey, well, Mama's it's me David Bori from earlier. I'm 2 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:07,720 Speaker 1: here to tell you that I have a comedy special 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:12,719 Speaker 1: that I produced by myself that is out via Mypatreon, 4 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:17,000 Speaker 1: patreon dot com backslash David Bori. Go on there, sign 5 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:19,840 Speaker 1: up for the Patreon for free, buy the special for 6 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:23,400 Speaker 1: twelve dollars. It is quite frankly the best special of 7 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:26,119 Speaker 1: the year, next to Limeston's and I stand on that. 8 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:29,040 Speaker 2: WHOA, that's a great stance to have, and thank you 9 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 2: for mentioning. I too have a special August twentieth, it'll 10 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:36,840 Speaker 2: be available on Netflix. It's called Bad Poetry, and it's 11 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:40,280 Speaker 2: the best I could do. It's I don't know where 12 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:42,680 Speaker 2: it ranks in the scale of other specials, but it 13 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:45,400 Speaker 2: certainly is the best I could come up with and 14 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:49,720 Speaker 2: commit to. So I'd appreciate your viewership and watch David 15 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:54,040 Speaker 2: watch mine, and write us immediately afterwards and tell us 16 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:57,000 Speaker 2: how funny we are. And if you didn't feel that way, 17 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:58,640 Speaker 2: maybe shut the fuck up about it. 18 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:12,320 Speaker 3: Motherfucking mini ever So mini episode. Motherfucking mini ever So. 19 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:18,479 Speaker 2: Luck be a lady tonight. Luck be a lady tonight. Luck. 20 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:22,279 Speaker 2: If you've ever been a lady to begin with luck 21 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:25,880 Speaker 2: be a lady tonight. There it is there, it is. Welcome, 22 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:29,440 Speaker 2: ladies and gentlemen to another phenomenal episode of My Mama 23 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 2: Told Me. 24 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:33,160 Speaker 1: The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of 25 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:35,160 Speaker 1: black conspiracy theories. 26 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:37,920 Speaker 2: And we finally work to prove the theories that you, 27 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:39,640 Speaker 2: the listeners have at home. 28 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:43,759 Speaker 1: It's a motherfucking mini at bus so a mom bash 29 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:49,480 Speaker 1: poom pal have you a court vagina? Poom? No? 30 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:51,880 Speaker 2: I don't like that one. I'll be honest with you. 31 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:56,920 Speaker 1: I there is a version of Okay, this is a 32 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:59,520 Speaker 1: fair question to just get out. Do you have you 33 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 1: have like superversion in your head of you right of course? Yeah? Yeah, 34 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:14,320 Speaker 1: mine a lot mine is speaks with a patois whoa, 35 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 1: it's crazy, it's crazy. Whoa a Jamaican patsoy. It's like 36 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:30,239 Speaker 1: a mix of Blue the Bear and Lennox from Belly. 37 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:34,160 Speaker 2: It's got a jazzy rhythm. 38 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:39,160 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, like one of those messh green 39 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 1: and yellow tank tops. But it's cool. 40 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, but this is a high quality. This ain't just 41 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:44,839 Speaker 2: a side of the road. 42 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:47,840 Speaker 1: But also you can see his toes and they're not 43 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:49,560 Speaker 1: fucked up right right. 44 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:54,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think, yeah, I get that. I don't think 45 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:58,080 Speaker 2: I've ever changed my voice inside of my you know, 46 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:01,640 Speaker 2: super version of me. But there is a dude with 47 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:07,040 Speaker 2: his his shirt open more often than I would ever 48 00:03:08,120 --> 00:03:09,760 Speaker 2: be in my real life, you know what I mean. 49 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:12,720 Speaker 2: He's just walking around and he leaves the house like that. 50 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:13,640 Speaker 2: He don't give a fuck. 51 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,239 Speaker 1: I do respect the freedom of those men. 52 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:18,839 Speaker 2: I really I really admire them. 53 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:20,640 Speaker 1: And when I was younger, I used to think it 54 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,640 Speaker 1: was an nd shape thing, but as you get older, No, 55 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:26,359 Speaker 1: it's just a spirit. It's it's a mentality thing. It's 56 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:29,240 Speaker 1: a mentality thing. It's a it's a way that you 57 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:30,240 Speaker 1: carry yourself. 58 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 2: It truly is like you looked in the mirror and 59 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,600 Speaker 2: you were like, this is good, and it doesn't matter 60 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:34,960 Speaker 2: if the. 61 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:37,120 Speaker 1: Rest of the world thought so. It's and it's so 62 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:39,720 Speaker 1: interesting to just flirt with the shirt like that, where 63 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,760 Speaker 1: it's like is this on? Is it all? Because like 64 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 1: you don't ever go anywhere with your shirt off, right. 65 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:46,200 Speaker 2: I try my best not to know. 66 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:49,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I've had friends like that where we just 67 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,200 Speaker 1: go to the store and he'll have his shirt off. 68 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:58,040 Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, wow, the freedom that No, there. 69 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:00,240 Speaker 2: Was like probably a year or two in Heights school 70 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:03,880 Speaker 2: where I could have like played ball and walked home 71 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:04,720 Speaker 2: in a tank top. 72 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:06,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, but but. 73 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,320 Speaker 2: No way, was I just putting that on as an outfit. 74 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:10,119 Speaker 1: You know what I mean? 75 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:13,680 Speaker 2: Right right, boom, I'm ready. 76 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:15,880 Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Tank top outfit. 77 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:16,200 Speaker 3: Guy? 78 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:21,400 Speaker 1: That guy was fucking he had it, baby, he had it. Yeah, 79 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:26,640 Speaker 1: still got it. Probably what I want, but he got it. Man. 80 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,720 Speaker 1: I love it when you see a big guy out 81 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,960 Speaker 1: in just a tank top. Yeah, it's impressive. Man, you 82 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,640 Speaker 1: don't even I saw a big guy in a tank 83 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:36,200 Speaker 1: top at the airport yesterday in Dallas. 84 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:41,760 Speaker 2: M Flying tank top, bro, flying tank top. It's cold 85 00:04:41,839 --> 00:04:45,360 Speaker 2: up there, bid shoulders out? 86 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:50,400 Speaker 1: Who cares it? I mean nothing. It was beautiful. But 87 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:51,760 Speaker 1: that's not what we're here to talk about. 88 00:04:51,839 --> 00:04:55,160 Speaker 2: No, it's not we We got an email from a 89 00:04:55,200 --> 00:05:01,320 Speaker 2: person uh js JS sent us an email I simply 90 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:06,760 Speaker 2: titled the subject line is clear my conspiracy. 91 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,960 Speaker 1: Which also maybe should have given more for what the 92 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,400 Speaker 1: body of this email was. 93 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:14,479 Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta forewarn us a little bit. This very 94 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:21,040 Speaker 2: generic my conspiracy does not service what ultimately is your conspiracy. 95 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,640 Speaker 2: But I'll read it and we'll let our listeners decide 96 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:26,680 Speaker 2: if maybe you owe us an apology, ja, I said 97 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:31,440 Speaker 2: David and Langston, greetings and salutations. Okay, very formal, this 98 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:33,960 Speaker 2: huge fan of the podcast. Keep up the great work. 99 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:39,080 Speaker 2: Fellas my conspiracy. There's a big space my conspiracy. They 100 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:42,799 Speaker 2: say black men that date and or are into white 101 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:49,640 Speaker 2: women are typically considered or perceived as homosexual, bisexual, or queer. 102 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:55,960 Speaker 2: Being a closeted homosexual. From the mid nineties until two thousand, 103 00:05:56,320 --> 00:06:00,799 Speaker 2: I would openly and fraudulently profess my life for white 104 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,200 Speaker 2: women at that time. 105 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:13,919 Speaker 4: So funny, that's crazy. WHOA, that's crazy. 106 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:23,760 Speaker 5: That's nuts because and I know why you're laughing, because 107 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,800 Speaker 5: because up until this point, when this has come up 108 00:06:26,839 --> 00:06:28,920 Speaker 5: on the podcast, and you'd be surprised it actually has 109 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:32,159 Speaker 5: to come up on the podcast, it has always been accusatory. 110 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:33,440 Speaker 1: It has always been. 111 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:37,000 Speaker 2: Like any white any black man who's pretending like white 112 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:40,680 Speaker 2: women as a homosexual as a way of shaming them. 113 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:45,880 Speaker 2: But you're saying no, no, no. I speak from personal experience. 114 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:50,920 Speaker 1: It's funny too, because unless you were super good at it, 115 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,200 Speaker 1: I feel like there were people in your life who knew. 116 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:58,480 Speaker 1: And that's the funniest. Like, you know, Andre, you pretend 117 00:06:58,560 --> 00:06:59,640 Speaker 1: like you only fus white girls. 118 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:09,120 Speaker 2: Okay, right, he got a taste for pink toes, if 119 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:09,920 Speaker 2: you know what I mean. 120 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:22,800 Speaker 1: No, I just love I'm sorry to continue this great is. 121 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:26,520 Speaker 2: So funny that you feel this way. I openly professed 122 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:29,200 Speaker 2: my love for white women at the time, doting on 123 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:34,120 Speaker 2: the Christina Aguileras and Jessica Simpson's of that world. Pretty 124 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:38,320 Speaker 2: solid choices of the early two thousands, I'll say that, yeah, yeah. 125 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:43,240 Speaker 2: Cut to me now, being an out and proud homosexual 126 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:46,160 Speaker 2: at forty one and seeing over the last twenty years 127 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:49,960 Speaker 2: that black dudes into or married to white women always 128 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:56,680 Speaker 2: seem suspect or quote unquote sassy. Okay, bye, this one 129 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:58,040 Speaker 2: is so funny. 130 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:01,800 Speaker 1: It's funny because even though it's coming from the other 131 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:06,400 Speaker 1: side of the fence, he's still like them nigga's gay hious, 132 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:14,160 Speaker 1: so funny, He's still like, I see you, bitch. 133 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:14,680 Speaker 6: I know. 134 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:18,160 Speaker 1: I have so many questions within this. First of all, 135 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:21,480 Speaker 1: because like, did he know that was his cover or 136 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:22,520 Speaker 1: did he think he liked it? 137 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:27,440 Speaker 2: Sounds like yes, it sounds like he very much knew 138 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:31,960 Speaker 2: that by choosing white women he was somehow, and I'd 139 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,880 Speaker 2: be curious. I guess this is the hard part that 140 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:36,760 Speaker 2: I wish he would have answered inside of this, of 141 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:42,439 Speaker 2: what does white woman allow them to think they're pulling 142 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:43,160 Speaker 2: as a trick? 143 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:43,959 Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? 144 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:47,360 Speaker 2: Like, why can't it be black women or Spanish women 145 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:50,520 Speaker 2: or whatever it is that that would be the alternative. 146 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:55,480 Speaker 1: Well, the only thing I think about initially my my 147 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:58,800 Speaker 1: feelings about this is maybe he was in a situation 148 00:08:58,840 --> 00:09:01,760 Speaker 1: where there weren't a lot of white women around, so 149 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:04,080 Speaker 1: it was easy for him to be like, no, this, 150 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:05,880 Speaker 1: my girlfriend goes to a different school. 151 00:09:08,559 --> 00:09:11,760 Speaker 2: You're easy to fantasize about something that isn't there because 152 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:15,319 Speaker 2: nobody's ever going to hold you accountable for that fantasy, 153 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:22,400 Speaker 2: exactly right. The other part of this that it comes 154 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:25,559 Speaker 2: to mind for me is that white women become almost 155 00:09:25,559 --> 00:09:28,720 Speaker 2: a smoke screen for what could be a bigger problem 156 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:31,960 Speaker 2: that like, if you are a black person living with 157 00:09:32,040 --> 00:09:35,440 Speaker 2: a black mother, very often they'd prefer. 158 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,120 Speaker 1: You not data white woman. 159 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:42,160 Speaker 2: That that's I think generally not not the goal that 160 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:46,000 Speaker 2: every black mom sets out for, at least in my experience. 161 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:49,439 Speaker 2: Maybe some of y'all are far more progressive than I've 162 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,520 Speaker 2: experienced myself, and I apologize if that's the case. But 163 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:57,040 Speaker 2: that has not been my journey. It's a black mother 164 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:00,120 Speaker 2: cheering for her son to date a white woman. And 165 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:04,520 Speaker 2: so that said, if you say you like white women, 166 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:08,000 Speaker 2: it's almost like throwing a fucking smoke bomb in the 167 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:11,680 Speaker 2: middle of what otherwise would be a somebody spotting what 168 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:14,000 Speaker 2: you're really into, right. 169 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:18,760 Speaker 1: Right, right, right right right. Uh. That being said, I 170 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:24,040 Speaker 1: I wonder because this does feel to me like I 171 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:27,120 Speaker 1: just known too many guys who were straight up into 172 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:29,960 Speaker 1: white women that are not gay. They just fuck a 173 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,240 Speaker 1: bunch of white women that I don't feel you know 174 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:35,000 Speaker 1: what I mean, I don't feel like, at least for 175 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,880 Speaker 1: what I've seen in my life, I don't see it. 176 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:42,640 Speaker 1: I don't see it for this sexual thing. I think 177 00:10:42,679 --> 00:10:46,319 Speaker 1: people who feel alienated racially and things like that, that 178 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,720 Speaker 1: that more to me, seems like the case. 179 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:53,200 Speaker 2: I will say that I think the accusatory part of 180 00:10:53,240 --> 00:11:00,360 Speaker 2: it often comes from the level of accepting feminine unity 181 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:06,080 Speaker 2: as part of the uh, the the courting process or 182 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:09,880 Speaker 2: the dating process. Right that that part of the argument 183 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:13,440 Speaker 2: that black men date white women is because white women 184 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:17,400 Speaker 2: are going to accept you not being a certain version 185 00:11:17,559 --> 00:11:21,480 Speaker 2: of like masculine I was expected of like black men 186 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:24,439 Speaker 2: with black women, whereas like a white woman, you can 187 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:27,720 Speaker 2: be kind of like, uh as this general this person 188 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:31,520 Speaker 2: puts it sassy, and white women are not going to 189 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:34,880 Speaker 2: like accuse you of being gay or off or whatever 190 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:35,280 Speaker 2: it is. 191 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:38,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's sassy thing. Need we got to relax, man. 192 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,080 Speaker 1: I just I was thinking about talking to Jack about 193 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:45,400 Speaker 1: it specifically, like I just had a single mom. I 194 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,680 Speaker 1: don't it was women, you know what I mean? 195 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:53,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll you single mom. Boys always get real upset 196 00:11:53,559 --> 00:12:03,400 Speaker 2: at the at this sassy thing because it's like, it's 197 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:06,319 Speaker 2: funny how that always happens that y'all are like, we 198 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,640 Speaker 2: gotta chill out with the tastic that is? 199 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:11,120 Speaker 1: That is that's fair, That is true, because I do 200 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:22,480 Speaker 1: get like, the are you talking about? 201 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:28,800 Speaker 2: We're calling upon you because we have we have new merch. 202 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,640 Speaker 2: We have very exciting merch that we are now selling 203 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,720 Speaker 2: and it's it's fucking great. 204 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:38,960 Speaker 1: We love it so much. Just sleek, it's sexy. Come on, 205 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:40,920 Speaker 1: you want to tell them what we have? 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So 224 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:45,280 Speaker 2: in some ways it is sort of like an expression 225 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:50,240 Speaker 2: of ones, sort of like I guess ostraization to some extent, 226 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:54,040 Speaker 2: right like that by you are able to fully isolate 227 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:58,600 Speaker 2: yourself from all parts of you in order to find 228 00:13:58,679 --> 00:14:01,320 Speaker 2: some escape for your homesone sexuality that. 229 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:03,560 Speaker 1: Is really interesting me to me, I mean, my man, 230 00:14:03,679 --> 00:14:08,080 Speaker 1: said Christina Aguilera. Who I get the diva thing? He said, 231 00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:11,199 Speaker 1: Jessica Simpson I don't know if that's a diva. You 232 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:17,040 Speaker 1: can think of two reasons why people I was like this. 233 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:20,720 Speaker 2: I think Jessica Simpson in the late nineties early two 234 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:24,720 Speaker 2: thousands was a very different conversation than Jessica Simpson now. 235 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:27,600 Speaker 1: She she had. 236 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:32,640 Speaker 2: A run after the Chicken of the Sea moment that 237 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:36,200 Speaker 2: like really had her like at the top of the 238 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:39,280 Speaker 2: tops kind of moment, and then and then we sobered 239 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:42,040 Speaker 2: up real fast after a few years. 240 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:46,560 Speaker 1: That's true. Uh. I do wonder with this though. Also 241 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:49,760 Speaker 1: it's like, I guess I wonder what what is the 242 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:53,200 Speaker 1: what's the idea of the mentality behind this? If this 243 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:57,520 Speaker 1: is the case that people who are secretly closeted are 244 00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:00,200 Speaker 1: attracted to white white women, what is sort of the 245 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,320 Speaker 1: why why? 246 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:05,120 Speaker 2: I think if we're talking about what you said about 247 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:10,600 Speaker 2: sort of like well specifically about the sort of like 248 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:15,280 Speaker 2: positioning of it all, it sort of allows people to 249 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:20,280 Speaker 2: believe in a fiction that they don't ever need you 250 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:21,040 Speaker 2: to prove. 251 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:22,320 Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? That? 252 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:25,120 Speaker 2: Like, in some ways you are never going to be 253 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:29,080 Speaker 2: challenged or at least are not asked to be as 254 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:33,360 Speaker 2: invested in proving your commitment to the white community as 255 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:36,360 Speaker 2: you would to a black woman in your own life, 256 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:39,160 Speaker 2: or even you know, another person of color in your 257 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:39,680 Speaker 2: own life. 258 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:42,840 Speaker 1: Fair. Fair, It's just. 259 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,840 Speaker 2: Like, if it doesn't work out with a white lady, 260 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:46,880 Speaker 2: it just didn't work out with a white lady. But 261 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,880 Speaker 2: if it doesn't work out with a black lady, you 262 00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:52,080 Speaker 2: gotta apologize to her cousins. 263 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,440 Speaker 1: Right right, because that will bet you. 264 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:59,520 Speaker 2: It's just like it it's it's like too close of 265 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:02,240 Speaker 2: a commune unity and it causes problems and shit. 266 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:05,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's interesting because I've always thought that, Like, I 267 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,600 Speaker 1: think the relationship whatever it is between black women, black 268 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:13,160 Speaker 1: man and white women is like the definition of America. 269 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:18,800 Speaker 1: Just how odd and strained those relationships are is like, 270 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,560 Speaker 1: it's so fucking weird. 271 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:25,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, it reminds me of what's his name, Tim Scott, 272 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:29,960 Speaker 2: Senator Tim Scott, a black dude who ran for President 273 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:34,800 Speaker 2: Republican this year. Arguably top five coon, dead or alive. 274 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:41,320 Speaker 2: I would say he has quite infamously been engaged to 275 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:44,000 Speaker 2: a white woman for some time. I think I believe 276 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:47,080 Speaker 2: they just got married, but was engaged for a long time. 277 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:51,200 Speaker 2: And people have forever speculated that this is just a 278 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:54,160 Speaker 2: beard of a woman sort of allowing him to run 279 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:57,920 Speaker 2: for president and sort of position himself as this right 280 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:03,400 Speaker 2: wing figurehead despite his deeply, deeply homosexual intentions. 281 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,919 Speaker 1: That's so funny to me too, because it's like if 282 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:10,560 Speaker 1: I was looking Firson. No. Sorry, sometimes I say things. 283 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,240 Speaker 2: I didn't know what you were gonna say, but I'm 284 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:13,080 Speaker 2: excited to hear it. 285 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:18,280 Speaker 1: Now. This is not fair. I just mean, if you 286 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:22,320 Speaker 1: were looking for someone to trust and hold you down, yeah, 287 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:29,040 Speaker 1: I wouldn't be a whet lady. That's a fickle fickle 288 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:30,000 Speaker 1: over there. 289 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:33,199 Speaker 2: You're saying that a white lady is not the most 290 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:37,000 Speaker 2: certain of a partner to invest in. 291 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:40,320 Speaker 1: I'm saying I don't have the most trust in them. 292 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:40,960 Speaker 2: Mmmm. 293 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:42,800 Speaker 1: I wish. 294 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:55,679 Speaker 2: I think historically that is that can be true, even 295 00:17:55,760 --> 00:18:00,240 Speaker 2: if it isn't the choice that people make, right, Like, 296 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,600 Speaker 2: both of those things can be real. That that is 297 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,680 Speaker 2: both true that white women are not necessarily the ones 298 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:08,919 Speaker 2: that we should be putting our most like certain faith 299 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,680 Speaker 2: in to hold us down and not tattle on us, 300 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:15,720 Speaker 2: while simultaneously saying that that doesn't keep people from trying 301 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,520 Speaker 2: the same trick every single time. 302 00:18:18,359 --> 00:18:20,800 Speaker 1: Also, I just this is a side note. I want 303 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:24,679 Speaker 1: you guys to know that Olivia sent a picture of 304 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:28,200 Speaker 1: Tim Scott's wife to our group chat and then said 305 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,399 Speaker 1: wife looks dot dot dot. 306 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:39,040 Speaker 2: Fine, Yeah, she's no sex symbol like Tim Scott. 307 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:40,880 Speaker 1: She's no Jessica Simpson. 308 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:51,080 Speaker 2: Tim Scott looks like the bad nigga in uh in 309 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:54,440 Speaker 2: that Tyler Perry movie in the Diary of a Mad 310 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:57,920 Speaker 2: Black Woman. But like if he just fully went all 311 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,600 Speaker 2: the way to the other side, you know what I mean. 312 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,760 Speaker 1: I feel like he's just got a lot of upper gum, 313 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:05,520 Speaker 1: and that makes people not trust you very much as 314 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:05,920 Speaker 1: a man. 315 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:10,120 Speaker 2: He'll bite the ship out of you and have room despair, 316 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,000 Speaker 2: you know what I mean. 317 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,240 Speaker 1: It's not even touching the whole too. It's a lot. 318 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,280 Speaker 1: I don't know why people don't like it when you 319 00:19:15,359 --> 00:19:18,320 Speaker 1: got the upper gum as a man. It's a tough 320 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:19,280 Speaker 1: it's a tough road. 321 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:23,440 Speaker 2: It's not a good look, and it's not a trustworthy look. 322 00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:25,240 Speaker 2: I would say, I know it doesn't lead me to 323 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,919 Speaker 2: believe you more. I like you when people have a 324 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:32,399 Speaker 2: lot of gums. WHOA yeah, I think it's a charm look, 325 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:37,200 Speaker 2: all right, realize I think it's I think it looks nice. 326 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,040 Speaker 1: I like it. I like gap tooths, and I like 327 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:39,920 Speaker 1: a lot of gums. 328 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:42,639 Speaker 2: What No, but tell me more so you like a 329 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,200 Speaker 2: lot of gums? 330 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:44,400 Speaker 1: What is that function? 331 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:48,239 Speaker 2: Because a lot of what we're attracted to tends to 332 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:51,080 Speaker 2: have like a function, right that, Like we like nice 333 00:19:51,119 --> 00:19:55,040 Speaker 2: teeth because it sort of implies a health, uh, a 334 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:58,000 Speaker 2: care for for somebody, even in the gap tooth that 335 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,639 Speaker 2: can make sense of put I'm in there. 336 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:04,960 Speaker 1: But no, no, don't do that. See I feel like 337 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:09,880 Speaker 1: we were all talking. Nobody's doing that. Nobody's putting their 338 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:15,359 Speaker 1: dick between the gap. That's crazy, I know, J David boy, No, 339 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,679 Speaker 1: do you want to know what truth? The truth? I 340 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:23,200 Speaker 1: feel like physically I have always felt very far in 341 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:26,720 Speaker 1: the extreme and I feel like it leads me to 342 00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:30,560 Speaker 1: not trust people who look more generic looking, and that 343 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:34,480 Speaker 1: I have found that I am more attracted to things 344 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,840 Speaker 1: that are further outside of the norm. And I think 345 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,800 Speaker 1: that a lot of gums, I think gap tosts and 346 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,479 Speaker 1: things like that are that because I feel like I 347 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:43,320 Speaker 1: identify with those people on site. 348 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:49,320 Speaker 2: Oh truly, You're like, No, I've I've built I've built 349 00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:50,560 Speaker 2: a community over here. 350 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:53,440 Speaker 1: I'm not not even It's it's more it's not even 351 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:56,440 Speaker 1: that I've built a community it's just like I think 352 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:59,560 Speaker 1: I tend to find that more trustworthy. I don't. I 353 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,240 Speaker 1: don't like trust just like a conventionally like hot person 354 00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,280 Speaker 1: that's fair. I don't. 355 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:09,480 Speaker 2: I rarely trust that they're gonna be they're gonna keep 356 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,879 Speaker 2: being nice to me, right, you know what I mean? Like, 357 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:14,080 Speaker 2: even if we have like a good interaction, I don't 358 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,640 Speaker 2: presume that it don't stay that way. 359 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,800 Speaker 1: I go so artist like I have to check myself 360 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:24,520 Speaker 1: on it. Like you're like, I'm like immediately stand offish 361 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,040 Speaker 1: with them? Yeah, why am I being cooled and rude 362 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,960 Speaker 1: which is not my personality type to somebody who's just 363 00:21:30,119 --> 00:21:32,880 Speaker 1: like attractive, that's not like super fair. 364 00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:37,280 Speaker 2: Damn good for you for being able to identify that 365 00:21:37,359 --> 00:21:38,440 Speaker 2: in yourself, though. 366 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,240 Speaker 1: Well you know what I think. The thing though, ultimately 367 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:44,879 Speaker 1: is that it's really like an ego thing. Like it's like, 368 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:48,359 Speaker 1: because so because I was I felt like I was 369 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:51,800 Speaker 1: outside of that. I think I'm great, so I am 370 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,400 Speaker 1: drawn to that is a thing of greatness. So it's 371 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,359 Speaker 1: really not like an equality thing. It's just that my 372 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:02,119 Speaker 1: views don't align with societal norms. Is a I got you, 373 00:22:02,359 --> 00:22:04,480 Speaker 1: but it still is coming from the same bad place. 374 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:07,760 Speaker 1: Ugly people could be bad too. 375 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:13,080 Speaker 2: I think historically, all right, really our words have been 376 00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:13,760 Speaker 2: pretty ugly. 377 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:17,160 Speaker 1: I think that I think that there's no through line 378 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:17,480 Speaker 1: on it. 379 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:21,919 Speaker 2: Yeah, some of well here's what I'll say, uh, and 380 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,919 Speaker 2: this is actually I think this is gonna be a 381 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,840 Speaker 2: bold take, and I don't know how you're gonna feel 382 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:26,239 Speaker 2: about it. 383 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:29,000 Speaker 1: I think that hot. 384 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:37,040 Speaker 2: Evil people are limited quickly because of how quickly people 385 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:41,120 Speaker 2: become suspicious of them. So you can get high. It's 386 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,480 Speaker 2: not that I'm saying you can't reach a certain status, 387 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,000 Speaker 2: but I think that that status has a cap on 388 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:49,440 Speaker 2: it after a while because people go like, I don't 389 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,280 Speaker 2: I don't like whatever's happening over there. 390 00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:52,160 Speaker 1: I don't trust it. 391 00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:58,119 Speaker 2: But ugly people can kind of maneuver longer because people 392 00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,200 Speaker 2: are like, what's this ugly motherfucker going to do? 393 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:00,760 Speaker 1: You know what? I mean? 394 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:04,840 Speaker 2: Like, it's Elon, it's it's Bill Gates, it's it's all 395 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:08,639 Speaker 2: these people who sort of reach like truly like crazy 396 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:13,680 Speaker 2: evil planner status because everybody just kept thinking they were 397 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,280 Speaker 2: a dwed that didn't look like shit. 398 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,359 Speaker 1: I don't think that I think that level of ugly 399 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,920 Speaker 1: you can do something with. I don't think you can 400 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:26,359 Speaker 1: do much if you're but ugly, oh fair, you know 401 00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:30,240 Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like ugly as hell, normal looking to 402 00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:33,199 Speaker 1: a little bit below normal looking. You could bust some moves. 403 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,400 Speaker 1: It's you don't. You don't see a lot of people 404 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,439 Speaker 1: who are but ugly are you, and they're successful? Are 405 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:44,320 Speaker 1: usually talented as fuck. Yeah that's true, you know what 406 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:47,760 Speaker 1: I'm saying. That's true because you can't. Nobody wants to, 407 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:50,120 Speaker 1: because you still have to have some level of being 408 00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:50,719 Speaker 1: a leader. 409 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:58,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, Beetlejuice can't be president, you know what I mean. 410 00:23:58,640 --> 00:23:59,960 Speaker 1: Like, no matter how much. 411 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:12,040 Speaker 2: Like if if he really started nailing his policies, you 412 00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:15,000 Speaker 2: know what I mean, and we're like, yo, Beetlejuice might 413 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:17,000 Speaker 2: be the difference maker in America. 414 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,880 Speaker 1: This might truly turn things around. We still wouldn't vote 415 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,640 Speaker 1: for him. I don't think you could. I don't think 416 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:27,600 Speaker 1: you can really be unattractive and be president. 417 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:29,679 Speaker 2: Donald Trump. 418 00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:35,200 Speaker 1: He is not but ugly. He's a tall guy, you 419 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,960 Speaker 1: know what I mean. I don't think he's but ugly. 420 00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:41,280 Speaker 2: I think I want to I want to be clear 421 00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:44,480 Speaker 2: that I feel this way, not simply because I don't 422 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:48,240 Speaker 2: align in any way with its politics. This is not 423 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:51,600 Speaker 2: a political question. I think that is a very very 424 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:56,479 Speaker 2: ugly man. Hold on, I think you are doing a 425 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,760 Speaker 2: disservice by suggesting that is not a ghoul of a 426 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:05,040 Speaker 2: hu and be there's no version of him that's like 427 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:08,040 Speaker 2: cool to look at. And I know that Historically, what 428 00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:10,440 Speaker 2: white people tried to do was they tried to tell 429 00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:13,199 Speaker 2: us he was handsome when he was younger, and like, 430 00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:15,520 Speaker 2: if you look at those old pictures of him, he 431 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:19,320 Speaker 2: was like a better looking guy, and they're wrong. He 432 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:24,639 Speaker 2: was then, he's uglier now. He was born ugly. His 433 00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:26,240 Speaker 2: his mom and dad were ugly. 434 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:30,040 Speaker 1: He's the ugliest president. Ugly. He's the ugliest president of 435 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,440 Speaker 1: our life. But we had some sexy presidents. 436 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:36,119 Speaker 2: We've had some sexy We had a run boy. Clinton 437 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,520 Speaker 2: was sexy Clinton. 438 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:42,000 Speaker 1: George Bush not my guy, but he was. 439 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,320 Speaker 2: Able to shape and like kind of had a swag 440 00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:46,879 Speaker 2: about him for white people, like I I get what 441 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,240 Speaker 2: they could have been into with the churche w. 442 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:55,320 Speaker 1: Come on, Burry, oh, you mean that nigga and hoop joints. 443 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,440 Speaker 1: Come on in the beige suit. 444 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:07,880 Speaker 2: Wear hoops, shorts hoops. It made me so mad every 445 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,280 Speaker 2: time I saw those pictures. 446 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,400 Speaker 1: It was weird. 447 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:15,920 Speaker 6: Because you're like, you couldn't throw on like arm armband. Bro, 448 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:20,360 Speaker 6: be cool, just be cool, do something cool man, you 449 00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:23,880 Speaker 6: you're the president, or at. 450 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:30,800 Speaker 1: Least because I feel like he hooped in like bad Adidas. Yeah, 451 00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:32,680 Speaker 1: like t mac two's. 452 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:37,639 Speaker 2: You remember, those are actually my favorite shoes growing up. 453 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,679 Speaker 2: Really every year got the new tam Max. I was 454 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:46,280 Speaker 2: like this, motherfucker's onto something A shoe on a slant? 455 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:50,400 Speaker 1: Yes please. The only Adidas I ever liked was those 456 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,600 Speaker 1: old Kobe's, the crazy ages you remember those? Yeah, of course, 457 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:57,320 Speaker 1: look like an electric shaver. I was some of the 458 00:26:57,359 --> 00:26:59,920 Speaker 1: other I feel like we've gone far away from what 459 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,480 Speaker 1: we were talking about initially. 460 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,720 Speaker 2: But I do think, I think to your point, and 461 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:08,000 Speaker 2: maybe we're in agreement about this, that there are probably 462 00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:13,639 Speaker 2: caps to the potential of your attractiveness in general, and 463 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,359 Speaker 2: some of it opens up things, some of it closes 464 00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:21,159 Speaker 2: this thing. But more importantly, we both know people who 465 00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:26,600 Speaker 2: just like white women and it's not like a secret 466 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:30,560 Speaker 2: code for anything. They just are into that shit. Yeah 467 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:31,480 Speaker 2: that said. 468 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,480 Speaker 1: Quite frankly, I know a lot to do too. It's 469 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:34,560 Speaker 1: like pathological. 470 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:39,560 Speaker 2: No, I don't I say that not describing them as 471 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:43,879 Speaker 2: anybody I admire I think I certainly have no issue 472 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,840 Speaker 2: with you falling in love with a white woman. The 473 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:50,000 Speaker 2: world is dense and complicated, and you should find love 474 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:54,000 Speaker 2: however you find it. I'm not interested in policing love 475 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,159 Speaker 2: and relationships that way, but if you have any version 476 00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,760 Speaker 2: of an obsession over the color of a of a person, 477 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,359 Speaker 2: then you gotta chill. 478 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,520 Speaker 1: Bro. It does seem weird. It does seem weird. It's 479 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:09,800 Speaker 1: also like, I don't know, I personally think it's weird 480 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:14,520 Speaker 1: to have a type in general, like, yeah, you. 481 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,160 Speaker 2: Gotta have something in the back of your head. But 482 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,600 Speaker 2: once this starts becoming something we can all see, it 483 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,520 Speaker 2: gets real uncomfortable, right. 484 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,240 Speaker 1: And it's also like you never been surprised. You've never 485 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:27,159 Speaker 1: been surprised, right when where you're like, oh wow, okay. 486 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:31,320 Speaker 2: Come on man, what's the uh that white teacher on 487 00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:32,320 Speaker 2: Abbod Elementary? 488 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,879 Speaker 1: Oh do you like old ladies? I think so. 489 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:43,960 Speaker 7: I don't know, Yeah, no, because I kind of do 490 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,600 Speaker 7: some I like, I'm I'm into that do some times 491 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:50,520 Speaker 7: because whenever it comes up, you're always like you Okay, 492 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,000 Speaker 7: here's what I like about you. 493 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:55,880 Speaker 1: That how I know you're open minded is my my 494 00:28:56,160 --> 00:29:02,239 Speaker 1: whatever is born of in security perceived otherwise you are 495 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:05,880 Speaker 1: a pretty classically looking guy and you're still like Kim Witley, Yes, 496 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:10,080 Speaker 1: well an abbot, Yes, come on, you don't even have 497 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:11,160 Speaker 1: to be over here with that. 498 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:17,280 Speaker 8: Fine fine though. The other the one, of course, yeah, 499 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:22,760 Speaker 8: the one from my Goodness, So Bad, so bad, so bad. 500 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,560 Speaker 8: Like my favorite one you ever went with is when 501 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:29,640 Speaker 8: you agreed that uh the security guard on the Waynes Brothers. 502 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,760 Speaker 8: That was a really come on man, she had it 503 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:36,960 Speaker 8: by so fine. That one really I like that was 504 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:37,840 Speaker 8: that was. 505 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,560 Speaker 1: Yeah. They tried to play her down and she's still. 506 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:45,000 Speaker 2: In every episode they'd be like, do you ugly ass? 507 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:45,880 Speaker 1: And like what are. 508 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:46,640 Speaker 2: Y'all looking at? 509 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:48,120 Speaker 1: Yeah? 510 00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:53,520 Speaker 2: You could not be talking to this gorgeous woman, big. 511 00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:02,040 Speaker 1: Whoa, This is nuts. This episode really went off the rails. 512 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:03,600 Speaker 1: I think it says a lot about us. 513 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:09,600 Speaker 2: It does is that's our faults. But to your theory, 514 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,640 Speaker 2: I think there probably are some truth, maybe like a 515 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:16,400 Speaker 2: lot of conspiracies, some truth and some lie inside of it, 516 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:19,000 Speaker 2: right that at the end of the day, it does 517 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:22,880 Speaker 2: I think if we're following our train of thoughts, it 518 00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:26,760 Speaker 2: does seem like there are some easier reasons to pick 519 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:31,200 Speaker 2: a white woman as your beard versus a black or 520 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:35,320 Speaker 2: brown person that said, it doesn't mean that that's the 521 00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,640 Speaker 2: only reason you could be into white women. 522 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,520 Speaker 1: Also, I mean this from the bottom of my heart. 523 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:45,240 Speaker 1: You are hilarious. Yeah, you're very funny, very funny guy. 524 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,200 Speaker 1: And the fact that you got to where you were 525 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,440 Speaker 1: getting to and we're willing to admit, great guy, Great guy. 526 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,520 Speaker 1: And I hope you're fucking black men now. 527 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:56,600 Speaker 2: I hope you then, uh, I hope with white women, 528 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,080 Speaker 2: and then mega lateral move to white men. 529 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,920 Speaker 1: I these I hope you're I hope it's all the color. 530 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000 Speaker 1: I hope you paint with all the colors. 531 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:10,320 Speaker 2: Of the All right, we tell the people. 532 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:14,200 Speaker 1: Help you cuddle up somewhere with a Pakistani dude right now. 533 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,640 Speaker 1: That's nice. 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