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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcasts?

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Speaker 1: Show tell everybody what they won't be hearing on this

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you. Let me just tell you what you're

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Speaker 1: not gonna hear. You're not gonna hear Brody ranting about

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Speaker 1: something today. All right. So if you if you're a

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Speaker 1: normal listener of this podcast, and you you listen as

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Speaker 1: soon as we post it, we're a little late and

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Speaker 1: the spot. So we do apologize for that with that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we have a people in the room. We're garried over there.

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Speaker 1: I'm scary. You have web girl Kathleen joining us and Jake.

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Speaker 1: Hello and your Ritza. Jake? Why did you close to

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Speaker 1: beat team? No? I didn't call you call your ritz

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Speaker 1: and I be team because you said you said to us,

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Speaker 1: oh nobody's here. Do you guys want to stay? We

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Speaker 1: were like this, I'm Kathleen. You're actually like some people

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Speaker 1: who don't get the first wave of invitation to the wedding,

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Speaker 1: Like we're having a party. We're having a party, but

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Speaker 1: people that I wanted to come can't make it. So

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Speaker 1: can you guys. Come, you're the guys that sick And

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Speaker 1: though you're sit in the back of the restaurant on

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Speaker 1: to taught right now, man, so no, but but seriously,

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Speaker 1: you guys don't, like, you know, belittle yourselves like that.

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Speaker 1: Don't be kind of setting to you. I guess we're

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Speaker 1: the B team. We're gonna do this is the same team.

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Speaker 1: This is Jake's problem when it comes to his love

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Speaker 1: for life. He always thinks he's like seconds, I have

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Speaker 1: something to reveal to Jake about his love life, about

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Speaker 1: my love got plenty of time. Your ex girlfriend is

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Speaker 1: keeping tabs on you by watching and liking everything that

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Speaker 1: Elvis round in the morning show post. Well, I also

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Speaker 1: have spies. Could you actually back the truck up a

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Speaker 1: little bit, talk about what's going on here. I've been

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Speaker 1: single for about two months now, congratulated a thousand weeks so.

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Speaker 1: So Kathleen made an observation about the ex girlfriend who,

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Speaker 1: by the way, you broke up with her. Now Kathleen

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Speaker 1: has access to all accounts, whether it be the website.

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Speaker 1: She's like the FBI of the it's my dream to

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Speaker 1: fight White, call her crime with my sexual prowess and

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Speaker 1: get it done in an hour with commercials. But she

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Speaker 1: is able to see everything from people who like people

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Speaker 1: who comments a superstalker, Well, yes, I superstark our listener.

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Speaker 1: He gets paid to do it. It's a good skill

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Speaker 1: to have. So what have you noticed? Kathleen Jack's ex

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Speaker 1: girlfriend has been consuming everything Elvis strand, particularly the stuff

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Speaker 1: I would like un follow everybody on this show. Right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would do the same thing. But you're not in

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Speaker 1: her shoes though anymore. And she was a listener of

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Speaker 1: the show before before she which is also interesting and creepy.

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Speaker 1: Everything is more likely than not a listener that he

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Speaker 1: was a friend of one of our interns. She was

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Speaker 1: the cousin of a past intern the can That's how

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Speaker 1: we met. She's keeping tabs on you. Well, there's people,

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Speaker 1: though I have more to say. There's people I don't

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I've got spies, Like she, well, she's got spies.

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Speaker 1: He's got spies on you. She has her friends looking

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Speaker 1: at your stuff. I love the fact that there there

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Speaker 1: could be a possibility. At the end of each work day,

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Speaker 1: a bunch of friends, former friends of yours, are sitting

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Speaker 1: What did Jake do today? I have handed to Jake

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Speaker 1: entertaining than really seriously, I thank you, Jake. Where can

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Speaker 1: we follow you? Jake the producer everywhere? Alright? Uh now

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Speaker 1: you feel good? Okay, go ahead, Scary Scary Jones everywhere,

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Speaker 1: but scary spelled s k e e r y Jones.

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Speaker 1: Now what Kathleen just said? How do you feel about that?

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Speaker 1: I mean specifically she she doesn't watch. She doesn't watch,

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Speaker 1: Kathleen's a superstalker, which I thank you for showing me

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Speaker 1: stalker now because of Kathleen. She doesn't want me to

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Speaker 1: because I know who's watching my Instagram. She cares. Still,

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Speaker 1: I just I find it hard to go from uh

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Speaker 1: And going from that to then just being friends, it's

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Speaker 1: But don't you think that it's easier to have, you know,

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Speaker 1: and then you got here and get it out of

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Speaker 1: Jake is literally melting right now, but she's still looking

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Speaker 1: has a boyfriend have a friend? Was a good time

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Speaker 1: to announce that you Rits and I are madly in love?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's three sons between Kevin. Your sarcasm really

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Speaker 1: So that's here. I've seen this TV show before. But

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Speaker 1: you guys are going on vacation together, Yes you are.

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Speaker 1: Next weekend. We're going to Miami her vacation together, Jake

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Speaker 1: and your Ritsa. Now you bringing your significant other Urritza. No,

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Speaker 1: it's like a bff trip. See what I'm saying. Now,

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Speaker 1: He's like, oh my god, so much fun. I love Jake. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we have friends that work for this company in Miami

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Speaker 1: So but even I did not invite you as a

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Speaker 1: and you're to have a good time, like everybody's always

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Speaker 1: keep pushing this like c baby, Kathleen likes to push

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Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, I am that's not the play that only

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Speaker 1: works on how I met your mother? Have you met?

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Speaker 1: That doesn't work before? Like, hey, it's Miami, We're only

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Speaker 1: that's not, that's not. I've learned Jake over the last

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Speaker 1: four years. He's a romantic. He is a Ryan Gosling

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Speaker 1: the date of Macapaloon? Next weekend? Next weekend? It's next Friday,

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Speaker 1: a good that's a good party host. A wingman is

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Speaker 1: right now, boyfriend Kevin is so lovely going. He sounds

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Speaker 1: were just talking, it's like a book. When Kevin met Jake, um,

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Speaker 1: She knew that we were going to be together because

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