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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Altim. It is COVID Night.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes that yes, Hey man, look,

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get behind like everybody else. You

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Speaker 1: know why you gotta come at me hard like this? Wait?

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Speaker 1: What you did? Damn man? Thank you? But I digress.

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Speaker 1: Let's meet a rock and Michelley no particular order to say.

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Speaker 1: Hey to Craig Atkowski. Cow. What film are you certain

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Speaker 1: you've seen more times than any other? This is spinal tap?

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Speaker 1: That's correct answer. Okay, than great. I was worried about

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Speaker 1: maybe getting it wrong, but I think we have nailed it.

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Speaker 1: Information is your information? Line up? Yeah? I got mine

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Speaker 1: off the internet, so that's kind of weird. Hey, there's

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Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado Captain booked It was there a troubling dream

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Speaker 1: recently that you care to share? No, I've been having

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Speaker 1: dreamless sleeps but really deep in long sleeps, so I'm

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Speaker 1: feeling good. But her dreams good deal? What the hell?

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Speaker 1: Jackie ruthy doggie Mama? Is there a special ingredient you

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Speaker 1: like to include when making tuna salad? Um? You know

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Speaker 1: I don't like salary in general and in life, but

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Speaker 1: I do like it in a tuna salad, but instead

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Speaker 1: of mayonnaise, I like honey mustard. Now you're talking. Now

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Speaker 1: you're talking my langy all right? Like it? And now

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Speaker 1: Gary Anthony Williams, Gary in w what's your least favorite smell?

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Speaker 1: My least favorite? Oh uh, fabreeze. That's right, that's correct.

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Speaker 1: I'm sick. I hate it. Yeah, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: get racist, but I thank you for all of that.

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Speaker 1: And last but just the rim. If you think of least,

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Speaker 1: it's Joey Greer trade of all. Jack's what makes a

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Speaker 1: pie better? I know Chris wants to answer this, but

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Speaker 1: let me jump in here for a second. Um, what

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Speaker 1: makes a pie better? I'll tell you right now. First off,

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Speaker 1: pies aren't just two layers. It's not just the crust

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Speaker 1: and then the filling itself and maybe a top, and right,

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Speaker 1: that's that's not what a pie is. A pie is

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Speaker 1: an act. It's a feeling, it's a vision, it's emotion.

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Speaker 1: And when you understand those things that when you're cooking,

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Speaker 1: and it's not just cooking, it's baking, because cooking is

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Speaker 1: obviously just feeling baking, this is science and that's a

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Speaker 1: big difference. And a pie. Is that pies used in math.

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Speaker 1: It's using graphs and it's also used in your food.

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Speaker 1: So think about that next time you need. Okay, All

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Speaker 1: Grace Russo, such a good alcmaniac who wrote, Hi, y'all,

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Speaker 1: whoo whoo. Cash flow is okay, So back to alcmaniac

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Speaker 1: listening right now, right to us again and please let

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Speaker 1: us know how things go in Alaska. Love supporting all

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Speaker 1: of you, she goes on and truly missing and learning

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Speaker 1: from you guys, the ones who teach. I have to say,

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Speaker 1: I love Gary Anthony Williams. Well you didn't have to say.

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Speaker 1: She had to say it. His voice is perfect. She

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Speaker 1: goes on okay. Also also so happy to have Vanessa

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Speaker 1: sheet for turned. Yeah, she would be a part. She

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Speaker 1: was and will be a part of Austin's sketch best

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Speaker 1: with us. Um, you can probably pick up an episode

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Speaker 1: after the fact just by Google searching. That motherfucker. I

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Speaker 1: do actually have a scene suggestion. Since moving to Alaska,

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Speaker 1: I learned about a new activity called post holding. Have

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Speaker 1: fun MG now I I looked up post holing in

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Speaker 1: case anybody wanted to know. It's when your boot covered

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Speaker 1: foot takes a vertical plunge similar to a fence post

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Speaker 1: while out walking or hiking in the snow. Didn't hear

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Speaker 1: it any of that. Uh, We're just gonna go up

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Speaker 1: this next pass here, and I want everyone to sort

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Speaker 1: of keep your eye on the prize and that's down

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Speaker 1: by your boots, especially where you're walking. We want to

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Speaker 1: make sure everybody is safe and able to make it

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Speaker 1: to the top of the hill. There are any questions

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Speaker 1: at this point before I have a question, but I'm

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Speaker 1: just you know, uh comment comment here not not not

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Speaker 1: think his ankle situation is private. Frankly wow, And I

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Speaker 1: actually have an exclamation, but I'm not. It's not going

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Speaker 1: But don't be don't be confused. It is an exclamation. Uh,

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Speaker 1: I understand ankle issues, and for me, I actually am

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Speaker 1: this is a statement and not a question. Sure, that

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Speaker 1: was confusing. I feel like everybody's piggybacking ont my ankle situation.

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Speaker 1: but my my, My flat tone question remains the same.

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Speaker 1: Should I be concerned? It sounds like you've got nothing

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Speaker 1: specific about the situation. And I just kind of want yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sorry, I gotta just jump in here. Um,

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Speaker 1: So we covered the ankle situation. Now I'm looking to

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Speaker 1: reach some kind of enlightenment on this journey. I wonder

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Speaker 1: can you answer that for me? Please? That's on a

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Speaker 1: person by person basis, and you're sort of in control

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Speaker 1: I will deliver it in a flat tone. It will

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Speaker 1: not go up at the end nor down all the qualifiers, folks.

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Speaker 1: But sure, Um, although Henley is not concerned about his

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Speaker 1: to take this hike? Or should I stay back? Because

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Speaker 1: I am actively concerned? And perhaps getting a little bit anxious.

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Speaker 1: Well that was a long sentence. There's maybe actually question.

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Speaker 1: It was actually thought. All sentences are questions. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: more of a than a therapist. And uh, it seems

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Speaker 1: like we might be a mixed group on who needs what?

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Speaker 1: If I can get all the sharpersts to step into

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Speaker 1: the room, if of course we all carry things. Look, guys,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna have a there's a big hikery coming in

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Speaker 1: this weekend. Doesn't count as my break? No, no, no.

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Speaker 1: By the way, I'm pay and you triple time for

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Speaker 1: your break just because you brought it up. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: this also doesn't work count as my break either. Um, Tina, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: if I could call you by your middle name, Tina.

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Speaker 1: Let's not concern ourselves so much with what others are doing,

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Speaker 1: but let's concern ourselves more with what we're doing about

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Speaker 1: what others are doing. Okay, that's that's something Tina will

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Speaker 1: work on. Thank you. Who's who's taking this hickery? There's

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Speaker 1: themselves gcs the grammarly challenged. Now what what what? What

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Speaker 1: qualifiers on a lot of things. Oh okay, does anyone

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Speaker 1: feel like I shouldn't concern myself with other people's problems,

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Speaker 1: so maybe I shouldn't be taking them on that if

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Speaker 1: they have this grammar problem. If I'm working on Scott,

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Speaker 1: I'm happy to take this group. I'm not really impressed

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Speaker 1: by qualifiers, Fras, let's do it, Okay, let's get okay,

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Speaker 1: miss Dumpting. I'm just looking at the check here, and

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I just had to come back and

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Speaker 1: I wasn't able to put into your account. Um it

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Speaker 1: is made out to Tina Dumpting. Yeah, and it's supposed

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Speaker 1: to be in her Kelly Dumpting. So I just final

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Speaker 1: cash the check, Dinkas, and I would really appreciate it

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Speaker 1: if you called me by my middle name. Okay, listen,

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Speaker 1: Mr Dincris Dumpling, Mr Nikolas Dumpling to the front please.

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Speaker 1: Uh if that's dumpting, I'm sorry, so I don't see

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Speaker 1: that names. Look here, we're going to remove you from

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Speaker 1: your home within the next forty five minutes now unless

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Speaker 1: Does anybody have a dictionary for ducci? I'm sorry speaking

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Speaker 1: elevated again, no kind of word that is, sir. Look,

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Speaker 1: I and a dictionary on my phone. Nor did you

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Speaker 1: please pass him your phone dictionary? Thank you? Turn to

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Speaker 1: the fs in the dictionary. Yeah, it's the d so

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Speaker 1: it's pretty big. I'm sorry, sir, but Mountain Phone Repair

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Speaker 1: we we can't just give you a new phone if

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Speaker 1: if you gave your phone to somebody else, I'm sorry, Well,

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Speaker 1: get a new phone? This? Do you the saurus? And

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Speaker 1: Hurry up again? I'm look, Mountain Phone Repair does not

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Speaker 1: give out phones for those reasons. I'm being lost by

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Speaker 1: giving Look, Tina, what I'm saying is our relationship has

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Speaker 1: relationship between a trustee and a beneficiary, you know what.

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Speaker 1: And that's that's where I felt like, there's what the

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Speaker 1: we were talking about our relationship and if you could

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Speaker 1: just help me to find them, like language of origin,

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Speaker 1: even that would help. Do you think give you some

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Speaker 1: of those words that would even help? Big? Do you

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Speaker 1: maybe you can put new work for me at the

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Speaker 1: UH at the lodging you were saying, Oh my gosh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can do that for sure. We're always boom boom boom.

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Speaker 1: I love this. Alright, alright, everyone out there listening to

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Speaker 1: And to Mr Duncan dump dumpting, I don't even sure

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying his name correctly you have about ten

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Speaker 1: a warning out there to Mr Dumpting, all right from

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Speaker 1: the federal authority. Turn this down. Excuse me? What's going on?

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Speaker 1: Repo your how I live in your house? I know,

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Speaker 1: But Babe, you're also not a very good chirp and

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Speaker 1: always thinking maybe that's not be an opportunity for us

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Speaker 1: just feel like that's really bad because when I talk

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Speaker 1: thank you. I'm gonna need a few months with this tooth.

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00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:48,639
Speaker 1: What Look, it's a slow process. Okay. How about this?

419
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 1: What if I leave Janet Metskin here with you? Oh?

420
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:01,280
Speaker 1: Do you of other women working here in this office?

421
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,959
Speaker 1: You sir? Look, I do have an assistant named Janet

422
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:08,239
Speaker 1: met Stein, so that that could be confusing. I know

423
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 1: that I love I thrive around other Janets. Doctor did

424
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 1: you call me? But I heard my name. Yes, Janet

425
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 1: met Stein. This is Janet met Skan, and she's going

426
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 1: to be working alongside you for the next several months

427
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 1: while we try to ascertain the origins of this lone tooth.

428
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 1: I'm actually going who found the tooth? Thank you? I'm

429
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:32,200
Speaker 1: working in the mouth right now because you're working. Honey.

430
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 1: Get used to him saying both our first and last

431
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 1: names all the time, no problem. I love that Janet

432
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 1: mets Stein. In this entire time with with no there's

433
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,320
Speaker 1: been no reason to distinguish between her or any other

434
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 1: Janet were the last name beginning with Mets. So it's

435
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,359
Speaker 1: pure happenstance that another Janet for the last name beginning

436
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:54,920
Speaker 1: with Mets is now employed. And honestly, it's uh self affirming.

437
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 1: I feel so affirmed when someone says my full name.

438
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 1: I feel like they know me. Wow your crom Yeah,

439
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Man? Hey, it's good to see you. Man.

440
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 1: The other day when we met on the streeting we

441
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:12,439
Speaker 1: exchange the hub, I slipped something into your hip pocket

442
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 1: and I needed back. Oh, oh that's a A. That's

443
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:27,120
Speaker 1: a A or tho something fornacologist? You mean krom he Hey,

444
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 1: now chill out. Okay, chill out. All right. Look, I

445
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 1: didn't know what it was at first. I thought it

446
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,439
Speaker 1: was a gift from God. All right, you know I've

447
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 1: been having these dreams, you know, the ruth. If one

448
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,159
Speaker 1: of us thripped something into the other one's pocket, you

449
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 1: leave it there. Now I know that. Look, I made

450
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 1: a mistake, alright, I messed up. But I made some

451
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 1: new friends along the way. Isn't that something? Doesn't that

452
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:50,760
Speaker 1: mean anything? That you opened with that? I wish you

453
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 1: had led with that? Can you buried the lead? Man,

454
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,520
Speaker 1: you buried the lead, you made fit. I didn't know

455
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 1: you put your face in my bosom, and just I

456
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 1: don't blame you. You Okay, you can get you can

457
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,479
Speaker 1: get out. Now, you can get out, Now, you can

458
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 1: get out. Yeah. I'm I'm an ortho horticulturist. I'm the

459
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 1: only one in town. But I don't know anything about

460
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 1: this tooth. Uh Well, nail here said you did? We

461
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 1: need a tooth man, my buddy, he says, I need

462
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 1: your tooth man. Please can't just take your tooth. Okay,

463
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:37,879
Speaker 1: I'm an orthohol horticulturist. I help chewing plants like venus

464
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 1: fly traps, chewing teeth. Man, Yeah, we get it. Man,

465
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 1: give us one of your teams, give us a tooth.

466
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,920
Speaker 1: That's that's not how it works. You. You might want

467
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 1: my brother. He's a he's a forensic orthodonist, formerly a

468
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:56,080
Speaker 1: forensic proctologist. Oh that's the guy. That's the guy. Yes,

469
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 1: that's the guy. Man. Yeah, he's got the office across

470
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 1: the way. We'll give us one of your teeth. I'm

471
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 1: not giving you one of my teeth. Then, Linda's the tooth. Yeah,

472
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 1: how long you need it? Janet, Mets shut up. I've

473
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 1: been doing some thinking, I know, and I've been doing

474
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 1: some running and the sweat, and I was thinking, why

475
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:32,640
Speaker 1: did I so easily just just give you to this

476
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 1: office over here? Right? You belong with us, you belong

477
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 1: at Dr Philipians. And as a matter of fact, I

478
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: think starting tomorrow you and Met Sker Janet, your hair

479
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 1: is still here, right, Metscarret, I think you two should

480
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 1: run the office. You know, maybe I should be the receptionist.

481
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 1: You both know what you're doing. Will you come back

482
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 1: run the office? I mean, you know the reception is whatever.

483
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 1: Admit this. I do not wear a skirt every day.

484
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 1: That is not a thing that is not just receptionists

485
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 1: were little skirts. Oh, it's a it's a youthing. You're me.

486
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 1: That's me, and it's not every day, but it's me.

487
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: Don't go dressing like me. That that's gonna make me

488
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 1: really piste off. I don't like people are fighters. Don't

489
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 1: be a fighter. I'm not gonna bite. I'm not gonna

490
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 1: bite your style. So what do we say? Uh, Philip,

491
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 1: I've been looking at the data and the tooth itself

492
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 1: is hollow. It's strange. I've never seen anything like this.

493
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 1: I mean to explain. When you say hollow, are you

494
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 1: saying that there's nothing inside it? In a way, what

495
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 1: I'm trying to say is that it the tooth itself.

496
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 1: If you follow me for a second here, I'm following you.

497
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: If you're leading, I'm guaranteed to follow. It's how I am. Well.

498
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 1: I prefer if it was side by siding, full sprint,

499
00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 1: I'll follow you. I'll follow you to abreast. We're both

500
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 1: facing each other. Um um, the tooth. The tooth is hollow.

501
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 1: Phil It's I can't understand it. I mean, just look

502
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 1: at the charts. Look how I have sire. It is

503
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 1: one of them showing me the tooth is as hollow

504
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: as the chart that preceded it. And look at this graph.

505
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 1: If I flip it over here and then flip it

506
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: over here, it's a different image. Okay, Philippian, I know

507
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 1: I was kind of giving you the cold shoulder before,

508
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 1: but turns out we lost the tooth. It's in some

509
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 1: other person's hands. I don't know them. I don't know

510
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 1: if they're even or thope periodontal excavators like my boss.

511
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 1: So I'm out and I'm back with you. If like,

512
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 1: I just want to be I want to wash my

513
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 1: hands at that fucking tooth. I want to wash my

514
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 1: hands at that too, And you're okay, I just do

515
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 1: the front desks something. You can wear a skirt if

516
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 1: you want. You can wear skirt if you want. You

517
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 1: can wear one every day. Okay, please take your hands

518
00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: off my shoulder. It feels like you don't need to.

519
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 1: You don't have this moment with me and also be physical. Okay,

520
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 1: that was just me trying to I'm reaching out now

521
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: you're now you're doing an exclamation because you're raising your

522
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 1: voice at the end of this. So now I'm being

523
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 1: yelled at or is it a question you know I'm

524
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 1: not really sure, and that's kind of the problem. So

525
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 1: now it's mental fucker. Okay, it's a little bit, and

526
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:25,840
Speaker 1: that's because now I'm in the position of power. Can

527
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 1: you a second? H Yes, I'm calling for jan Sorry, sir,

528
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 1: give me the phone. You don't, I'm the re second

529
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 1: you just answered? Hi. Dr Philippians Office. How can I

530
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 1: help you? Hi, I'm calling for Janet. Sorry, Janet am

531
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: Sorry Janet Mets. I'm gonna need more information please sorry,

532
00:32:53,240 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 1: Oh mommy, make it stop. Same three comes through some

533
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 1: patron al cominia Mike del Russell, who submitted four scene suggestions,

534
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 1: so thank you for all of them, Mike, Scene one,

535
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 1: gene shorts, sexy Seorg's that's it comedy gold. So anyway,

536
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 1: this is oh, yes, thank you. I'll have a pink

537
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 1: lemon Do you have pink lemonade? Of course, yeah, I

538
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 1: would love a pink lemonade. By the way, we make

539
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 1: our pink lemonade a little bit different here. The pink

540
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:35,959
Speaker 1: comes from the fresh strawberries. I mole strawberries in the morning,

541
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 1: you mold them, sir. So are you stealing for a

542
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 1: NASCAR pink lemonade? I mean, I'm overwhelmed with information. Right now,

543
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 1: I'm sure I'll have the mold pink lemonade mentally fatigued.

544
00:33:54,920 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 1: I got a gift for my roommate, and I'm not

545
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 1: sure if it's gonna work or not. So I would

546
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 1: you mind weighing in on the matter. I'd be happy to.

547
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 1: One of the things I do here, wait right there,

548
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 1: I'll be right back, is how to put these on.

549
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 1: I'll be mulling the strawberries. I'll say, hey, Derek, Derek,

550
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:23,120
Speaker 1: come here. Yeah, fella just went to the bathroom. Man,

551
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 1: he's gonna come back in just a moment. He's gonna

552
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:28,399
Speaker 1: put something moaning. I thought I thought you might want

553
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,799
Speaker 1: to join in on the party. Look, we're still kind

554
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: of in to fight, you and I. Okay, I know

555
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 1: we're very angry at each other right now, because I

556
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 1: feel like you've got a label. You can't just call

557
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 1: it a pink lemonade. It's gonna be called the strawberry lemonade.

558
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:44,800
Speaker 1: I mean it's a it's I just see color. Of course,

559
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:48,319
Speaker 1: that's your thing. You always just see color. That's what

560
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:49,839
Speaker 1: I talked about. I'm sorry, who do I talked about

561
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:53,839
Speaker 1: the lemonade that beat okay you okay, great, well my son,

562
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 1: let's just choked on the pink lemonade. Okay, then that's possible.

563
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 1: What strawberries here? I didn't mull him enough, probably too much,

564
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:12,719
Speaker 1: sent its fourteen chicken into pink lemony. Do you wanna

565
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 1: tell me why? Everybody? Everybody hold the phones. Look at

566
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:25,279
Speaker 1: this walking out. Those denim they are they're denim all

567
00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: the way up down. It's still lodged in my throat.

568
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 1: What's your problem? Hey, Karen? Take a beat? What's your problem?

569
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 1: My name? You got? You got your name pasted on

570
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:47,120
Speaker 1: the front of your shirt? Her? What I do? Oh

571
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: my god? Yeah, I'm Karen Myers. Karen Meyer's a second

572
00:35:51,560 --> 00:36:01,760
Speaker 1: place I used to company. I spoke three lanes it Karen?

573
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Karen? Do I know you? Do I

574
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 1: know you? Yeah? It's me Jannice Sylvanio. I haven't seen

575
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 1: you in months. Month. The last time I saw you,

576
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,800
Speaker 1: we were supposed to text each other. I sent you

577
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 1: a photo of that guy I was maybe going to

578
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:24,760
Speaker 1: go on a dame with and you never thought back

579
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 1: to me. Thank you everybody for meeting me. Now. This

580
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 1: is an emergency turns out patient too four one two

581
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:39,120
Speaker 1: is conscious yes, four to one to is getting accounts?

582
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:44,880
Speaker 1: My break twelve go on. She's coming to everybody, She's

583
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 1: coming to I just told we erased her past about

584
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 1: how to say consciousness. Jim a couple of attempts, and

585
00:36:56,000 --> 00:37:05,920
Speaker 1: then Jim, you need to get off his I'm allowed

586
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:11,080
Speaker 1: to happenim here he is emotional support. Oh he's We're

587
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 1: not hearing from him anymore because Okay, I'm gonna I'm

588
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: gonna fall on the sword here and tell you something.

589
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,680
Speaker 1: I'm kind of responsible. I put a shirt on her

590
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 1: with her name on the front of it. I wasn't

591
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 1: even thinking. Jesus, I don't know what I was thinking

592
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 1: at the time. I guess I wasn't even thinking. If

593
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:35,799
Speaker 1: you'd like, I'll quit the medical business forever. Don't over

594
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:42,800
Speaker 1: is her beautiful home? Somebody? I think that one's overlisted? Yeah,

595
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:47,239
Speaker 1: this is a nice sport. Karen, Karen, can you tell

596
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 1: us about this listing place? How do you do my name? Okay?

597
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 1: Do you have ever heard of the amazing Kreskin? Do

598
00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 1: I ever heard of the amazing cres Do you, Peter, Peter?

599
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: When you awake, I will have substituted the words have

600
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 1: for it do kind of three? Three? Do I do

601
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:29,720
Speaker 1: something in my eye? Hi, sir, welcome to the food

602
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:32,239
Speaker 1: place where we have pink lemonade. Okay, I guess something

603
00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 1: for you, Yes, sir? Yeah? Did you tell the dude

604
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 1: in front of me? Yeah, you work here, so you're yeah,

605
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,359
Speaker 1: I'm not talking to you and we're still I didn't

606
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 1: know if you're asking me if I wanted it, because

607
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 1: I've had it several times, A pink lemonade, A pink lemonade?

608
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 1: Would I would like a pink lemonade to go with these? George? Okay,

609
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,800
Speaker 1: Well I was trying to say, okay, great, no problem.

610
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 1: Are you trying to tell me team meat, team meat

611
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:01,360
Speaker 1: right now? At you would get your asses in the

612
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 1: back bringing your team Excuse me, don't go serve your

613
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 1: table and then come to the team meet. Don't saying

614
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 1: team meet E T T and there in that right there? Nope,

615
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:26,399
Speaker 1: you are in there. If we we've got to work

616
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 1: on especially front of house. But I am noticing the

617
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 1: backup house and that the servers are doing this to

618
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 1: stop calling this the place that serves food and paint lemonade.

619
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:41,879
Speaker 1: It is called Island Breezes. That is a great name.

620
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:45,280
Speaker 1: It is a great name. We should that we should

621
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 1: call serve it before it gets cold because of the

622
00:39:56,239 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 1: team meat. Don't look, I don't care. Okay, we're not

623
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,799
Speaker 1: opening any of my presence. No one's gonna drink anything

624
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 1: when a cutting any cake until Kyle gets back with

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Speaker 1: my gift. Okay, he's made one of my closest friends

626
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Speaker 1: in my roommate and he said, who's going out to

627
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Speaker 1: give me a gift? All right? Back, but look, it's

628
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Speaker 1: it's almost midnight now. Your birthday is almost tired. Man,

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Speaker 1: we're tired. Let you know what, then get the hell

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Speaker 1: out of you that you never leave you on your

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Speaker 1: birthday and you hate to even both broached the subject.

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Speaker 1: But is there a chance that Kyle went to get

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Speaker 1: you a gift? What you mean like a repeating image,

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Speaker 1: like a virtual image getting you an n f T

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Speaker 1: for your birthday? Dude? Yeah, my god? What is n

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Speaker 1: f T? What is that? What is that? Non fund

637
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Speaker 1: fungible fun? You think it was non fucking tits? Has

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Speaker 1: what you thought? I did think it was nice. Hey, man,

639
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Speaker 1: you're gonna bring my cold ribbi over here or not?

640
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Speaker 1: I'm sitting here for a wow waiting the eyes cold, Ribbi,

641
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 1: Sure I am. You're not gonna believe what I clearly

642
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 1: you climbed up to the top of a mountain and

643
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Speaker 1: probably called yourself a post hole in the way you

644
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 1: bring in the postal. Yeah, don't worry about it. I

645
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: would like my eyes cold, Robbi. Well, sir, here it is.

646
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Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna wear gloves when I put the

647
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Speaker 1: steak on your plate. Why would you wearing loved inside joke, Karen, Karen,

648
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: it's me Ted. We were in love, we got married,

649
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 1: we had children. I thought you died. I know you.

650
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 1: Your face is because I married your sister. Then why

651
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:56,000
Speaker 1: am your face? Mom? Who is this guy? This is

652
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 1: my god, this is my son who looks like you.

653
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:11,799
Speaker 1: It's my weed. Strawberry lodged my throat, Carol. Last night

654
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,600
Speaker 1: I heard you two went on a high Korean never

655
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 1: came back. Okay, they said you died. See is it,

656
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 1: sweetie who's at the dirt. It's your dead sister. She's

657
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:30,800
Speaker 1: come back. Hey, hey, hey, this doesn't change anything between utes, Kelly.

658
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:35,280
Speaker 1: So your sister came back. Yeah, she came and she's

659
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:39,959
Speaker 1: been she's been dead for three years. And after what

660
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 1: I mean, we didn't hear from her for two months,

661
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:43,839
Speaker 1: and that's when we kind of assumed that she was dead.

662
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:46,480
Speaker 1: And that's when me and her husband got together. After

663
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 1: six months, we were married and we're together and I

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Speaker 1: live in his house and I wear all her clothes,

665
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:55,880
Speaker 1: and I don't understand how all of a sudden she's back, Like,

666
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 1: does she want her ship back? Does she want her

667
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Speaker 1: man back? Because to me, it's my as a lawyer,

668
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 1: as a lawyer, and specifically as your lawyer, I have

669
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:09,279
Speaker 1: to tell you she deserves everything back. She's alive. We

670
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:13,600
Speaker 1: have to return the clothing and man into this small

671
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 1: mountain town. I'm sorry. I would like to lie to

672
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 1: you right now and say keep everything that you have

673
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 1: and you've earned his love. But that's that's not the look. Son.

674
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:29,800
Speaker 1: I know you've got that strawberry large in your throat.

675
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 1: I don't sound like this normally, but maybe we can

676
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:49,720
Speaker 1: use this all right, If everyone could just take the seats, please,

677
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 1: we can get back to some sort of semblance of

678
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 1: a city council meeting. Now we were here, we are,

679
00:43:57,840 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 1: we were discussing name change from our town. Can I

680
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 1: just say that I really did appreciate when we took

681
00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:09,719
Speaker 1: them all stretch, So I really appreciate that we don't

682
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 1: do that that often. And yeah, I just like I

683
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:15,879
Speaker 1: like that. I think we should mean that Miami's were tight. Yeah, yeah,

684
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 1: these were the things we were talking about before the stretch.

685
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,719
Speaker 1: I like it if we could all just move on.

686
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 1: Want the name of the last seventy eight years is

687
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 1: the small mountain town. And we were discussing possible name changes.

688
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:36,399
Speaker 1: Tommy Island Breeze, the manager at Island Breeze, and that

689
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 1: is already taken. Where's Island Breeze, I don't know. From

690
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,359
Speaker 1: the corner of Third and Chestnut. Now people are calling

691
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:54,840
Speaker 1: all the time place with the food and the breeze

692
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Speaker 1: for a town name. That's a good town. That's a

693
00:44:56,719 --> 00:45:00,359
Speaker 1: great name for a town. All right, I'm to put

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Speaker 1: Island Breeze singular at the top of our list for

695
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 1: name changes. And uh, wild expressive lady who works at

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Speaker 1: the restaurant called yea name too. You know, I've got

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Speaker 1: a name to Olympkins vote on Wildly expressive lady if like,

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Speaker 1: do I hear? I like her name to be wildly

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Speaker 1: expressions support. Maybe she has an idea for this for

700
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Speaker 1: the town name. Yes, I'm kidching a cold. I want

701
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Speaker 1: to say, keep my day day appreciate. He's the one

702
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Speaker 1: who's thoughtful. Uh, lady with the wild expressions, Did you

703
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Speaker 1: have a town name? Suggested m bim blam. That's that's

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Speaker 1: my suggestion that just R M R A M B

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Speaker 1: I M b L. You am no, Aura's none there?

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Speaker 1: Well actually yes, A M alright and b L I

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Speaker 1: am b L. Thank you, thank you for making my

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Speaker 1: point that I'm not such an asshole for suggesting you

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Speaker 1: have a name other than the one you were born with. Yes, well,

710
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 1: don't have them you'r sick. Those gene shorts do look good.

711
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 1: They look a little too good to be in our restaurant.

712
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 1: How are they too good? I mean, we've never seen

713
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 1: anything quite like this here at the place where we

714
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:36,280
Speaker 1: serve food. And is it the buns or the bulbous

715
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 1: junk area? It's everything, okay, it's everything soup to nuts

716
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 1: from literally from your soup all the way to your nuts.

717
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 1: Is everything? Okay, Okay, Well, I'm gonna spend one more

718
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 1: time see if you change your mind. You just asked

719
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 1: you literally as our opinion. You know, I actually I

720
00:46:57,080 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 1: don't need to know the origin of the song where

721
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 1: you got the idea to write it. I'm telling you

722
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 1: right now, I want to buy it. Um. I love

723
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:07,880
Speaker 1: that it's about a birthday present that never came, that

724
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:09,840
Speaker 1: it's about jean shorts that make you feel sexy and

725
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,359
Speaker 1: how on sexy you feel not having them. I think

726
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:15,880
Speaker 1: it's a perfect country song. So we're gonna I'm willing

727
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 1: to buy the rights to it. Well, that's great, but

728
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 1: I just really wanted to fund a way to offload

729
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:27,280
Speaker 1: this tooth Uh. That's our show for today. Oh my goodness.

730
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 1: I don't know that I've seen Chris cry that much,

731
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, or or lost my own ship like

732
00:47:34,719 --> 00:47:36,879
Speaker 1: I can break from kind of time. But this one

733
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 1: was human. Dude, you're human, Craig said. I don't usually

734
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 1: that was it. That was it. Thank you and every

735
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:51,240
Speaker 1: damn one of you for making this a spectacular day. Um.

736
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Speaker 1: Let's start with Jackie de Ruth. Jackie, thank you, thank you,

737
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 1: thank you, damn it, thank you. This is so nice.

738
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Speaker 1: How's how's the puppy? You do it? You know, the

739
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 1: puppy has been sick since like day two, but she's

740
00:48:07,239 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 1: doing well. Like her you know, her energy is good

741
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 1: and all of that but she had giardia and now

742
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 1: she has a cool I and um, what's going on? Yeah?

743
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:20,839
Speaker 1: Is there a reason you keep giving her these different diseases? Well,

744
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 1: I do keep putting her instead of like a bath,

745
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:25,319
Speaker 1: I just put her in a bucket of ship. So

746
00:48:25,360 --> 00:48:28,959
Speaker 1: I think that that's not happening. I think that's yeah.

747
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:32,080
Speaker 1: I think that's ye old bucket of ships. To beat

748
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: that versus the crate. It's always a quick decision, but

749
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:38,399
Speaker 1: she loves it, she's comforted by it. So well, good

750
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 1: luck with her. Thank you. And I want to make

751
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 1: it clear no animals or hurt or I'm an animal

752
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:50,359
Speaker 1: lover's going to treat them right. Thank you for having me.

753
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:55,919
Speaker 1: Please speaking of poopless dogs, Chris, Well, you know, first

754
00:48:55,920 --> 00:48:58,880
Speaker 1: of all, fuck so much fun today, Gary. It's always

755
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 1: great when you're here, you teach you. Okay, this so

756
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 1: much fun. Thank you for that. But I do want

757
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 1: to go back to the sick dog because when Jackie

758
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:08,319
Speaker 1: first described what she called a pot cake, which we

759
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 1: all had to learn what that was, I think her

760
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:14,279
Speaker 1: definitione was a feral dog from the Caribbean. So I

761
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:16,520
Speaker 1: want to follow it up by saying I have no

762
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 1: surprise that an ounce of surprised at me that this

763
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 1: dog is also a disease written if it comes from

764
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:24,320
Speaker 1: the streets of the careber. I mean that's no, it

765
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: just mean a ferreal street dog in general. Okay, whereast

766
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Speaker 1: my case plays us into the comedy fix at Cross Varado.

767
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 1: I love you all and thank you for that podcast. Honestly,

768
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 1: it's damn terrific. No, I'm a fan. Marked me down

769
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Speaker 1: as a fan place well, I look forward to marking

770
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 1: you all down as guests soon are you know you

771
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,319
Speaker 1: can threaten and then you can book me. It's it's

772
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 1: up to you. Gary. Yeah, thank you so damn much,

773
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 1: hey man for a twelve the first twelve years of

774
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:56,840
Speaker 1: my life I lived as a feral dog in the

775
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Speaker 1: creer years about a d I don't know how many

776
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:05,840
Speaker 1: of that is, And no, let that be let to

777
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:08,000
Speaker 1: a lot of you young Ferrell dogs out there. Never

778
00:50:08,040 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 1: give up, never given. I got that e COLI going strong. Uh.

779
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 1: By the way, uh, Gary Anthony Williams, I know what

780
00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:18,920
Speaker 1: you're gonna ask. Gary Anthony Williams on Instagram. I know

781
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 1: you were going to ask that. Thank you for that,

782
00:50:20,719 --> 00:50:23,839
Speaker 1: and it's just a real American plasure to be with

783
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 1: you guys on these special days. Oh man American who

784
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: grew up in the Caribbean. But just when we got

785
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:36,319
Speaker 1: Chris to stop crying, you come at us with all

786
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 1: that love. Craigkowski. I want to thank you you and

787
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 1: your haircut. Uh it's been over a years since I've

788
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:48,440
Speaker 1: had a real big boy haircut, and uh it's it

789
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 1: feels good. Got acupuncture and a haircut for the first

790
00:50:51,719 --> 00:50:56,640
Speaker 1: time during the pandemic yesterday. So like, I'm double vexed

791
00:50:57,040 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 1: um out there living my life in things. Mother, What

792
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:13,240
Speaker 1: could happen that I got phuli vas? And the first

793
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 1: thing I did was I joined an anti vax protest

794
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,800
Speaker 1: outside of Trader Joe's and I joined. I just screamed

795
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:22,919
Speaker 1: with them for us, and I felt strangers the right thing.

796
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:26,239
Speaker 1: Oh sorry about that, I said, Well, panicked that my

797
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Speaker 1: computer had announced to me it was about to shut

798
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 1: all of this down because to plug it in. Yeah,

799
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Speaker 1: it's always great to be under the control of fucking

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00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 1: dead Steve Jobs. Listen. That leads us with Joey Greer,

801
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 1: who's near and dear Joey, is there something valuable that

802
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:47,880
Speaker 1: you'd like to share before we sign off? Yeah, and

803
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 1: I'm glad you h you seguged me like that because uh,

804
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 1: not to talk us the company, of course, which is

805
00:51:54,239 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 1: actually making motorcycles now. Um, I think they're using hydrogen

806
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 1: cells for their motorcycles, which is amazing. You know, what

807
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 1: does that mean though? Technology wise? Right? I mean, I

808
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:09,520
Speaker 1: mean there's a reason also why Tesla Motors isn't in

809
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 1: like your Grand Prix and and competitive racing because you

810
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 1: can't put those fires out? So like what does that mean? Uh?

811
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Speaker 1: But that's the beyond beyond what I want to say,

812
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:24,600
Speaker 1: And my point is this is that. But actually I

813
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:26,960
Speaker 1: just lost it. That one documentary, Drive to Survive. It's

814
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 1: two seasons on Netflix. It's very great. I never thought

815
00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 1: i'd be it. But three seasons. Well, I'm on season

816
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:34,239
Speaker 1: to Chris, so you had to talk now, let me talk,

817
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 1: And I I was just trying to be helping. I

818
00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 1: think there's if if you you know, it's unless like

819
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Speaker 1: our producer and engineer to the Stars, Mr dug Bain

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Speaker 1: fighting votes that I heart media. Uh, this is kind

821
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Speaker 1: of call like your host reminding you our new email

822
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 1: is Alchemy this email at gmail dot com. Thank you

823
00:53:04,239 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 1: all for joining us. Please be kind to each other.

824
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 1: It's the easiest way to be wear masks and have yes,

825
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:27,279
Speaker 1: thank you, and that's our show Alchemy this it was

826
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Speaker 1: so much fun.