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Speaker 1: He's another. Hi. Can I speak to Julian Hi? This

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Speaker 1: is she Hi Julie. My name is Byron Woodman. I'm

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Speaker 1: a teacher in your middle school, and your son, Jason

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Speaker 1: is in my class. Okay, um, I'm calling you because

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Speaker 1: I'm having a major problem with him. You're having there's

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Speaker 1: something wrong with Jason, Yeah, there is. I don't really

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Speaker 1: know how to put this, but your son is being

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Speaker 1: very distracting in my class. What's going on with Well,

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Speaker 1: most of the students when they come in here, they're

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Speaker 1: looking sharp, I mean, dressed to the nines, ready to go,

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Speaker 1: ready to impress each other. You know, they got on

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Speaker 1: all the popular brands. One kid I even have, Trevor.

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Speaker 1: I mean he's like a young Ralph Lauren. I mean,

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Speaker 1: talk about a trendsetter, you know. Yeah. Well, your son,

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Speaker 1: on the other hand, has no fashion and since at all.

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna ask you to either dress him better

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Speaker 1: or take him somewhere other than the Goodwill for clothes shopping.

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Speaker 1: Sound fair? You're calling from my school about my son's wardrobe.

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Speaker 1: That's exactly understand Yes, that's exactly why I'm calling. I'm

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Speaker 1: glad we're on the same page and I'm sure you

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Speaker 1: agree with me, right, I mean, he is really lacking

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Speaker 1: when it comes to the fashion department. I'm sorry. I

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Speaker 1: thought there was something wrong with his academics. Well, if

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Speaker 1: you think about it, really there is. Because I believe

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Speaker 1: that clothes make the man. And if you want him

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Speaker 1: to excel in the classroom, then you got to dress

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Speaker 1: the part. If you want him to look like he

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Speaker 1: belongs on a hobo train, then he's already doing that.

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Speaker 1: Don't even send him to school, just put him on

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Speaker 1: the street corner. What right do you have to call

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Speaker 1: me about my son's wardrobe? Are you an idiot? No, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: I'm a teacher, and I'm a good teacher, but I

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Speaker 1: can't teach somebody. You know how good a teacher, and

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Speaker 1: you could be if you were. If you're worried about

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Speaker 1: my son's damn outfits, well worry about what he's learning.

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Speaker 1: Is it the money, because you don't have to spend

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Speaker 1: a lot of money to look fashionable these days. I

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Speaker 1: can take you to H and M. There's one within

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Speaker 1: a few miles from school. I gave him directions after

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Speaker 1: class the other day, And obviously you have no right

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Speaker 1: to talk to me about my son's outfits. You only

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Speaker 1: are responsible for what he is learning fashion since normally

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Speaker 1: starts at home. Since you obviously don't have any, I'd

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Speaker 1: be more than willing to take him shopping. I want

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Speaker 1: to help him. Absolutely, no way you're getting near my son.

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Speaker 1: It's really distracting, ma'am. When I've got kids coming in

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Speaker 1: with I mean, true religion jeans on, I've got it,

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Speaker 1: I've got kids with you know, this is ridiculous you.

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Speaker 1: If you're worried about an outfit and a damn brand

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Speaker 1: of jeans, when my son's a future I have on

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Speaker 1: the line, you absolutely have got to be the worst

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Speaker 1: teacher on the entire planet. I have a girl in

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Speaker 1: one of my classes who has a Birken handbag. I

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Speaker 1: don't care about the other people and what they're wearing.

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Speaker 1: My son's not there for fashion. My son is there

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Speaker 1: for an education, which you clearly are not giving him. Right.

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Speaker 1: But ma'am, ma'am, if you hear me out, if you

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Speaker 1: hear me out, that handbag is probably a twenty thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars handbag, Okay, and you know what the work she

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Speaker 1: turns in really care what the other kids are bringing

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Speaker 1: in and how much they're spending on stupid fashion for children.

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Speaker 1: Like I said, you don't have to spend a lot.

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Speaker 1: I'm just using that as an example. You can go

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Speaker 1: somewhere else and spend a little bit and still look trended.

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking to you about his style and his cloth.

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Speaker 1: I think I know what the problem here is. We're

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Speaker 1: failing to communicate. What are you wearing right now? This

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Speaker 1: is absolutely none of your damned business. You know how much?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely no need to talk to you any further. Do

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Speaker 1: you know how much? The shirt I have on right

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Speaker 1: now costs one hundred and fifty dollars and it's just

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Speaker 1: a T shirt? Do you even hear me? Do you

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Speaker 1: even know what you're saying? Who you're who, you're talking

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Speaker 1: to him, what you're talking about? But did you hear me? Teacher?

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Speaker 1: You can't treat people like this? Actually I can. It's

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Speaker 1: sort of my job. I get away with something like that. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's sort of. It's sort of my job to treat

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Speaker 1: people like this. Um, if your job is to bel

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Speaker 1: then you're doing a really good job of it. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Because this is actually jewel from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewel in the Morning. I'm moving ninety two point

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Speaker 1: five doing a phone tap on you. Oh hang on,

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Speaker 1: oh my, oh my, oh my god. This is a joke.

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Speaker 1: Your friend Dave set you up. Dave said you'd be

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Speaker 1: really offended if I ripped on your kids fashion. Oh

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Speaker 1: oh wow. But seriously though, Hey, you know, clothes make

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Speaker 1: the man, so I hope you're teaching your children correctly. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm so mad. He totally got me. Seriously though,

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Speaker 1: the shirt I am wearing, just so you know, is

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Speaker 1: worth one hundred fifty dollars. Oh you're a PI maybe,

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Speaker 1: but I'm dressed nicely. Wake up every morning with jewel

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Speaker 1: phone tabs weekday mornings on the twenties, fully on Morling

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Speaker 1: Nettie two point five