WEBVTT - Oh, That Dick Don't Count 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:05.200 Hi. Oh my goodness, High City. Wow. Wow wow wow 0:00:05.240 --> 0:00:09.600 wow Hi friends, Hi, thousands upon thousands of people who 0:00:09.680 --> 0:00:14.200 listen to our podcasts all over the world. Wow wow wow. 0:00:14.240 --> 0:00:16.960 We're so you know, we got a lot to catch 0:00:17.000 --> 0:00:19.600 up on because so much, so many things. We've missed 0:00:19.600 --> 0:00:23.439 a whole episode and the dms were like, what the 0:00:23.440 --> 0:00:25.720 hell's going on? They're like, do hook or y'all doing. 0:00:25.920 --> 0:00:28.560 They're like, we see you guys posting on instant stories. 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:31.479 You guys have time. Yeah, it's true. People are like, 0:00:31.560 --> 0:00:34.040 we know you don't have jobs, but honestly, we don't 0:00:34.040 --> 0:00:37.480 have time because we also are busy. But also it's 0:00:37.520 --> 0:00:39.800 just like, we gotta come to Murray's house. We gotta 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:41.479 like set it up. You're saying, we gotta go to 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:46.800 Bree's house. I live here, this, I'm here already. We 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:49.600 let the record show that I be ready to do 0:00:49.640 --> 0:00:52.360 the podcast at my house. I gotta come all the 0:00:52.400 --> 0:00:55.040 way here. It's an hour away. She gotta take two 0:00:55.080 --> 0:00:59.040 buses and three trains. Just crazy or thirty dollars? Uber? 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:02.920 Thirty Uber? I'm like, is the podcast worth thirty dollars? 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:06.200 Is it the Patreon people think it is? I know 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:09.360 we got up a little that as well. Wow, we're 0:01:09.400 --> 0:01:12.440 just so fucking behind Sidney. I don't know why you 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:16.759 start so negatively. You're right, hop, you're right, just negative. 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:19.600 So some people just don't know how to see the 0:01:19.640 --> 0:01:24.880 silver Lining playbook in it all. That movie was terrible. Yeah, 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:30.039 my cup is always empty, he's not running over. I says, 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:31.680 you might need to go to church or something. Oh. 0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:34.640 I was thinking about going to Hillsong, and then I 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:37.479 was like, I saw the niggas and leather jackets again, 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:38.880 and I was like, nah, hey, let's back it up. 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:41.399 Let's back it up. Let's beg it up, beg it up. Uh. So, 0:01:41.520 --> 0:01:42.840 for those of y'all who are not in the know, 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:45.880 Hillsong is like a cool church, right. The pastor of 0:01:45.959 --> 0:01:49.360 Hillsong is Justin Bieber's pastor, and he like, he's like 0:01:49.400 --> 0:01:53.080 a celebrity. He hangs out with like basketball players and stuff. 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:56.400 So it's a cool church because all the pastors have 0:01:56.520 --> 0:01:59.760 tattoos and they wear sleeveless leather jacket the way they 0:01:59.760 --> 0:02:02.800 hair wear their hair. It just it's not church appropriated. 0:02:03.080 --> 0:02:05.480 It's listen. I the first time I went to Hillsong, 0:02:06.040 --> 0:02:08.600 I was like, oh, y'all, just got shocked body con 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:11.160 dresses from last night, Like everybody looked like the club 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:13.720 from the night before. It looks like in a club. 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:16.760 It's in a super club. It's not in a club, Sis, 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:19.720 it's in the Hammerstein Ballroom. It's in an arena. SIS. 0:02:19.919 --> 0:02:22.520 That's pretty much a club, is it. Every time I've 0:02:22.560 --> 0:02:26.320 been there, I've been doing molly and everything else. Okay, well, 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:28.200 you know, the closer the more drugs you take, the 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:29.919 closer to God you'll be. You know what I mean, 0:02:30.040 --> 0:02:35.239 The higher you are, the closer to God facts God. Anyway, 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:38.320 it's it's fun church, that's what That's what it's called 0:02:38.520 --> 0:02:41.160 cool church. Yeah. You wear mini skirts and you could 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:43.960 wear if you're a man, you can wear your hair 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:46.040 and a man bun. And people are like, okay. You 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:49.600 turn to Ephesians when they said you can vemo the Lord. 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:53.360 I was like, Okay, this is the Lord. This is 0:02:53.400 --> 0:02:57.880 the church for me. Listen, y'all trying to venmo Jesus. 0:02:58.000 --> 0:03:01.800 Oh my God, because the answers prayer. Yeah, I definitely 0:03:01.800 --> 0:03:04.600 trying to venmo Jesus. Because you know when you tell 0:03:04.639 --> 0:03:06.519 that person like, oh yeah, I've vemo you, and then 0:03:06.760 --> 0:03:09.360 you never do please. In San Francisco, we went to 0:03:09.600 --> 0:03:11.440 a diner with a bunch of dudes, a bunch of 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:17.519 gay dudes, happy pride, and one woman had cash and 0:03:17.600 --> 0:03:19.360 she's like, I got you know, I got some cash. 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:21.920 And then this one guy was like, oh, yeah, you 0:03:21.919 --> 0:03:24.080 got to just venmo me for your food. Me and 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:27.560 Molly were like, yea, I will venmo you. I said, 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:31.960 what's your Venmo? I said, what is your name in 0:03:32.200 --> 0:03:34.680 real life? And then he said it and I forgot 0:03:34.680 --> 0:03:36.839 it right away. So shout out to all the gay 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:38.840 guys that are buying food for people at diner's at 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:41.560 two o'clock in the morning in San Francisco. Y'all are 0:03:41.560 --> 0:03:42.960 her to live. Y'all are doing the work of the 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:47.680 Lord LRT Lord. And if I hit you with a 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:50.320 I'm a Venmo you, you already know I'm lying at 0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:52.960 I'm laughing while I'm saying the sin too. I know 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:56.920 That's why I don't know. Since give me that cash, 0:03:57.040 --> 0:04:00.800 I'll be like, I'm a f mo you now and 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:02.840 then I leave. Yeah, but I'm that type of person 0:04:02.880 --> 0:04:06.360 that I need my venmo. I need my money. I 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:09.680 can't wait around. I've been waiting around for checks for 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:13.240 months now, and I'm trying to let these people know. 0:04:13.640 --> 0:04:15.560 What makes you think that I could wait this long 0:04:15.600 --> 0:04:17.520 for this money. The fact that you are waiting that 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:21.920 long for the money. Well, I'm making it work. I'm stealing. 0:04:21.960 --> 0:04:27.520 I'm stealing from Peter to pay Adrian and then stealing 0:04:27.520 --> 0:04:31.040 from Adrian to pay at and t Oh yeah, yeah 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:35.280 a lot. What are you paying Adrian for? Yo, let's 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:37.080 run through the list of things that you paid for 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:41.120 at the home with a girlfriend that you're really not 0:04:41.279 --> 0:04:44.640 contributing enough. But we went, when we went to San Francisco, 0:04:45.400 --> 0:04:49.080 I paid for you know, half the freaking trip was 0:04:49.200 --> 0:04:52.279 mad expensive, So like I had to pay her back 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:56.760 for that. I paid that back. They paid for her ticket. No, 0:04:56.800 --> 0:04:59.800 I paid for my ticket and half the room. Oh 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:04.040 that sounds fair. Oh no, because half the room she 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:07.680 had paid in the beginning for everything. Oh, you're to 0:05:07.680 --> 0:05:08.880 pay her back when you want your money for that? 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:10.840 Oh as soon as I got the check, I deposited 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:15.400 and then then mailed her real quick. I all the 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:17.400 trips that I took with my ex boyfriend and all 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:19.800 the fools that I go out with. Now, I don't 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:23.720 be paying for nothing. I'm not giving you half of anything, Yeah, 0:05:24.120 --> 0:05:26.640 especially if you invite. See that's the thing. That's where 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:28.680 I think Adrian might be a better person than me, 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:31.120 because if I'm coming to see you perform, she is 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:34.120 a better person. And I'm just so you know, back up, 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:35.719 back up, we're gonna put a pin in that and 0:05:35.760 --> 0:05:39.960 come back to that shade. So do not know that 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:42.400 and behalf of the people listening also did not know that. 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:46.040 So if I'm coming to see you perform and you 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:48.080 get in a hotel for something that you're doing, I'm 0:05:48.080 --> 0:05:51.800 not giving you half and we sharing a bed. Sis 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:53.120 if I wasn't here, you to pay for the whole 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:55.120 thing yourself. That's what I That would have been my 0:05:55.200 --> 0:05:57.800 mindset if I was Adrian. Yeah, which is why I 0:05:57.800 --> 0:06:00.560 don't have a girlfriend. No, well, if I wouldn't have, 0:06:00.880 --> 0:06:02.920 if we wouldn't have went together, I would have just 0:06:03.279 --> 0:06:08.040 gone with somebody else who was in the festival. Yeah. 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:10.680 So I actually I fucked up. You sure did. That's 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:13.159 what That's what you get for bringing your significant other 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:16.359 to work. Bring your girl to workday. Yeah, but I 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:19.560 needed her. I needed I was too nervous. I was 0:06:19.800 --> 0:06:29.479 so anxious. My anxiety was anxious. Yeah, and then talking 0:06:29.680 --> 0:06:38.360 dirty shoes. I love that it happened to genuine, genuine, 0:06:38.440 --> 0:06:43.560 misspelled genuine. He was on a show that's on Bravo. 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:46.880 I think Real Housewives of Atlanta. No, it's it's something 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:49.880 like you're like your boyfriend is cheating on you with 0:06:49.920 --> 0:06:54.279 something like cheaters. No, it's something stupid. But he looks 0:06:54.720 --> 0:06:57.720 a mess. He looks so blown. He was so fine. 0:06:57.800 --> 0:06:59.840 That must mean he's like an alcoholic or maybe he's 0:06:59.839 --> 0:07:01.640 the like he's popping pills, because I feel like you 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:04.360 bloat when you do drugs. I just want to let 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:06.320 you know all the people who we're like, oh my god, 0:07:06.360 --> 0:07:11.400 that person was so damn fine. It hits the hotness 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:15.520 fades away eventually. Meanwhile, the people that you thought were 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:20.480 not cute. I'm glowing. Every time I walk by a 0:07:20.520 --> 0:07:23.920 sore window, I'm like, is that my face down? Oh wow? 0:07:25.480 --> 0:07:28.160 When I tell you I was not cute high school, 0:07:28.160 --> 0:07:30.960 in junior, high school, and college, let me tell you something. 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:36.120 Sisus thriving. Now. My bone structure is popping. Also, I 0:07:36.120 --> 0:07:38.840 don't have glasses anymore, so I've always had bone structure, 0:07:38.880 --> 0:07:41.679 but now I just I had a little round kid face, 0:07:41.760 --> 0:07:46.120 little beaver face, little chipmunk face. You've always had these cheeks. 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:50.320 You never had a puffy child face when you were 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:53.000 doing drugs. You didn't have a round sodium face. Oh 0:07:53.080 --> 0:07:55.280 yes I did. Oh my god, my face was so 0:07:55.600 --> 0:08:00.720 fucking out in any chip monks. Okay, it was for me. 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:04.240 For me, I can use some weight on my face 0:08:04.320 --> 0:08:08.760 and my body because I'm thin. I'm gaunt, gaunt. Yeah, 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:14.120 you're giving me a Yeah, you're giving Johnny Dipp's daughter 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:16.600 the quote unquote my damn Yeah, I'm giving you. I'm 0:08:16.600 --> 0:08:20.160 coming in and I'm stealing everything you're giving me. Have 0:08:20.280 --> 0:08:23.520 you ate anything at all today? No? Your face is 0:08:23.560 --> 0:08:28.720 serving pursuit of happiness, sleeping in the bathroom with a baby, 0:08:28.840 --> 0:08:34.560 pretending it's a spaceship, all right, we get its face 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:39.040 is serving poverty. No it isn't. It's giving you a 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:44.280 Do you want to be on tap? Yeah, definitely. I 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:47.079 want to be on top of somebody's bank account. We 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:49.840 you gotta get on top of a dick first. That's 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:53.240 not happening that that time is coming gone. Really, you're 0:08:53.280 --> 0:08:56.600 just gonna be gaunt forever. I mean, I'm definitely not 0:08:57.200 --> 0:08:59.719 hooking up with anybody for money. It's not happening. I 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:01.319 feel like, for the right amount of money, I'll hook 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:05.000 up with somebody, you know, for the right amount of money. 0:09:05.200 --> 0:09:09.400 I am in there. I'm sitting it at you. Hear that. Listeners, 0:09:09.520 --> 0:09:12.760 I don't know if yo, I don't know who is listening, 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:14.920 but I know from the dms they're all over. There's 0:09:15.120 --> 0:09:18.840 all over the world, since Africa, they're Australia, there's like, 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:21.840 there's tons of the UK. We have people everybody, and 0:09:22.000 --> 0:09:24.520 we have a lot of messy listeners because they like 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:26.960 the podcast. So I know, y'all messy. A lot of 0:09:26.960 --> 0:09:31.560 people listening have a price. Everybody has a price. Every 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:34.240 single person listening has a price. None of y'all a 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:35.960 bet it in me. You don't even know how much 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:38.160 i'd sit on a dick for. Yeah, but at the 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:42.000 end of the day, if you've done it for free, 0:09:42.640 --> 0:09:45.440 well you can do it for money. What's some currency 0:09:45.440 --> 0:09:48.800 being exchanged between loves? Yeah. Well, my whole thing is 0:09:48.840 --> 0:09:50.840 it's not It's not that I wouldn't do it for money. 0:09:50.840 --> 0:09:54.160 It's just I don't think somebody's gonna ask me anymore 0:09:54.200 --> 0:09:56.000 because they're just like, yo, you've been through too much, 0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:58.679 You too jaded, you're gonna get on there and you're 0:09:58.679 --> 0:10:02.760 gonna be smoking a cigarette, So tell me are you done? 0:10:04.000 --> 0:10:09.079 My next shift is at two. I'm gonna be drinking 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:13.520 a couple of coffee. I'm doing coffee. You don't put 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:16.840 the cigarette ash in his belly? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you'll 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:21.560 be like, all right, well you done? Yeah. I asked 0:10:21.559 --> 0:10:23.880 the dude once during sex if he was if he 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:26.120 could hurry up. I was like, I got stuff to do. 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:29.600 Really yeah. He was like what. I was like, can 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:33.280 you can you hurry up? Recently? No, this was back 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:36.840 in my uh, this is back in my reckless youth days, 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:40.360 so a couple of years ago. Oh my god. Yeah. 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:42.840 I never was able to talk to somebody like that 0:10:42.960 --> 0:10:44.920 during sex because I just feel like that's such a 0:10:45.040 --> 0:10:48.120 vulnerable moment and I feel like that is the time 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:50.960 to just lie, to just be a little bit more 0:10:51.000 --> 0:10:54.280 gentler and no nicer. Okay, see, I'm slipping that if 0:10:54.320 --> 0:10:57.760 you're inside me, or you would like to stay inside me, 0:10:57.840 --> 0:10:59.680 I should be allowed to say whatever the hell I 0:10:59.720 --> 0:11:03.040 want if I'm not comfortable talking to you. You shouldn't 0:11:03.040 --> 0:11:07.600 be penetrating, sir. You thought about all the people that 0:11:07.600 --> 0:11:10.000 you weren't comfortable with. But you let bang is that? 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:13.199 What is that what you're running through right now? You're like, 0:11:13.200 --> 0:11:15.360 I didn't even really I wasn't even really sure what 0:11:15.440 --> 0:11:18.920 his first last middle name was. Oh, since I had 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:21.160 a Samantha moment where I had to like count people, 0:11:21.280 --> 0:11:24.840 and there's so many people who were missing on the list, 0:11:25.080 --> 0:11:27.000 and then like a month later a name will pop 0:11:27.080 --> 0:11:31.120 up and I'm like, oh, fuck damn. And then you 0:11:31.160 --> 0:11:33.040 have that one extra person. You're like, oh, yo, that 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:39.079 didn't hit me on another I'm in another ring. I'm 0:11:39.080 --> 0:11:42.800 in a whole of the text. Break it now. I'm like, fuck, 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:45.480 I don't remember that. I don't remember all the names, 0:11:45.520 --> 0:11:49.400 but I remember all of the people. I remember all 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:52.040 the people. I mean, my body count is real low though, 0:11:52.720 --> 0:11:57.200 so I remember. And then some of them you'd be like, yeah, 0:11:57.200 --> 0:11:59.480 but that was in Mexico. I don't count, and then 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:02.320 you'd be like, then that dick was trash that time. 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:04.720 So that doesn't get that's not fair because you already 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:08.160 have you're under ten people. No, I'm at ten. I'm 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:13.120 probably at eleven now. Oh really, yeah, there is there no. 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:15.240 I think that's because the last time I counted it 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:18.840 was nine but that was when I had a boyfriend, 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:23.439 so says I'm at a cool eleven. Now, okay, well bro, 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:25.880 we'll make it twelve just the case we got one. 0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:29.200 Wait wait, okay, so we got we got La, we 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:33.400 got Russian or Polish or whatever, and then the Scottish 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:36.319 nigga Scottish and then that's two. That's nine plus two 0:12:36.400 --> 0:12:40.760 was eleven. Sis, I'm saying twelve just because I forgot 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:44.360 a dude in d C or you know a man 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:50.760 who's Jason the nigga who was missing a two. Absolutely 0:12:50.800 --> 0:12:53.960 and if I had that absolutely could not be. If 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:56.199 you're missing a tooth, that means that body doesn't count. 0:12:56.280 --> 0:12:59.840 Oh my god, dude, that was That was funny. But 0:12:59.880 --> 0:13:02.480 I definitely got my I got my chili cheese fries. 0:13:03.360 --> 0:13:07.160 From whatever situation you got going on. We were we went 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:09.360 it was like a year ago. It was exactly a 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:11.440 year ago. We went down to DC for our friend's 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:16.600 thirtieth birthday, chilled, and this dude was like enamored with me, 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:20.680 and I was like, well, we're both hungry, so he 0:13:20.760 --> 0:13:24.200 paid for me in Sydney's food. It was so wonderful 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:28.040 because I think so I think I was rude. I 0:13:28.240 --> 0:13:32.720 was definitely, I was like, I was definitely a fun 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:36.160 wing woman. Was I the nicest? No, Like, I'm not 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:38.080 gonna call you a wing woman in that situation, Sis, 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:43.040 because you weren't helping me get him and and you 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:45.760 weren't helping him get me. I was helping this. You 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:50.440 are helping yourself. I was helping it be funny. That's 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:52.959 not a way you were laughing. I was laughing. We 0:13:52.960 --> 0:13:55.600 were laughing. That makes it easier for that's not a 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:58.640 wing woman's sister woman, the person that like sweeps in 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:01.719 and like helps you seal the deal. The duke was 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:03.600 not gonna get sealed with this man. He was missing 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:07.760 too many teeth any look in the projects. What a child. 0:14:08.320 --> 0:14:11.600 I was definitely a wing woman, and a wing woman 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:13.959 is if you if you are a good wingman or 0:14:14.000 --> 0:14:16.360 a wing woman or a wing person, and you and 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:19.920 you want to tweet the definition of wingman in Sydney, 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:24.240 her Twitter is just said bw No, it's n y C. 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:27.000 But I I was there to help you have a 0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:30.560 good No, Sis, you were there to secure the bag. 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:34.960 That was That's the new millennial wing woman, the person 0:14:34.960 --> 0:14:37.080 who make sure their girl is having a good time. 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:39.600 It doesn't really matter if you seal the dealer, no 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:42.040 long as you're as long as you're having a good time, 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:46.360 then it wasn't funny silly. But you're not a wing man. 0:14:46.560 --> 0:14:49.240 You're not a wing man. You are just my shady 0:14:49.280 --> 0:14:53.360 ast friend, my partner and Petty just shading people while 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:56.440 we were spending their money on mimosas. I'm a wingwoman 0:14:56.520 --> 0:14:59.000 and I don't care. You can't take that title away 0:14:59.000 --> 0:15:01.120 from me. I'm not giving it to you. If I 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:03.920 wasn't there, if you weren't there, I still would have 0:15:04.360 --> 0:15:07.040 had my food paid for and drank for free. You 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:10.440 didn't add anything to the situation as a wing person. 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:14.800 Oh wow, Okay, well, Sidney, if anything, I'm a wingman 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:18.240 because I hooked you up with some fries, so technically 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:21.360 I was your wingman. Honey. I was gonna get that anyway, 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:23.720 because then some hood nigga came in and paid for 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:27.960 everybody shit that was. But yeah, that doesn't still doesn't 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:30.440 make you a wing man, says I don't know. I 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:32.960 know now why you think you're a good wing man 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:34.600 because you don't know what the word means. No, I 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:36.200 do know what it is. I just feel like you 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:40.320 don't appreciate my presence, Sydney. Your presence did not help 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:45.600 me in any way in that situation. You are you guys, 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:49.640 You are so funny, That's what he said. Yeah, because 0:15:49.640 --> 0:15:53.800 that's true. These are facts. Royce Royce was laughing, Oh, Royce, 0:15:56.200 --> 0:15:58.920 sometimes you're a friends with somebody terrible, but you're like, 0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:01.640 this is a nice So I be friends with them 0:16:02.120 --> 0:16:04.800 and then like the truth about them comes out and 0:16:05.000 --> 0:16:07.040 it gets to be too much. He was one of 0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:10.200 those friends. He was He's so deluded. I mean, I 0:16:10.400 --> 0:16:12.440 felt like it was I felt like it just got 0:16:12.480 --> 0:16:15.160 too It was not that deep, and it got bigger 0:16:15.200 --> 0:16:16.640 than what it was. And I was just like, we 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:19.520 could still all been friends. What's the problem. I don't 0:16:19.560 --> 0:16:22.160 understand why we stopped being friends. Y'all had a fight. 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:25.120 He said that you didn't like him something like that. No, 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:27.920 since he came to your to the birthday show and 0:16:27.960 --> 0:16:30.400 you didn't say hi to him, you paid him dust 0:16:30.480 --> 0:16:32.280 And he was like, I mean it always comes to 0:16:32.320 --> 0:16:34.120 Poor Marie acted like she didn't even know me, And 0:16:34.160 --> 0:16:37.200 I was like, well, she has lasik. She can't see 0:16:39.040 --> 0:16:41.720 these new eyes, don't see your old age. I mean 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:46.240 she can't see. She's just fucking you know. Oh that's why. 0:16:46.240 --> 0:16:48.480 Because our last show, he said, I didn't say hello 0:16:48.480 --> 0:16:51.120 to him, our last packed, sold out, sweaty ass show 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:54.080 in a basement on the Lower East Side. He came in. 0:16:54.160 --> 0:16:56.320 I said, hey, I get to move it, and he 0:16:56.360 --> 0:16:59.240 said she didn't. She didn't stop to kiss my han 0:16:59.360 --> 0:17:03.440 under me on both sides of my face. That's what happened. Whatever, 0:17:03.840 --> 0:17:06.359 that person is dead to me. Honestly, I have not 0:17:06.400 --> 0:17:08.800 seen them on the comedy scene since. I hadn't seen 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:10.760 them on a coty scene before that too, either. So 0:17:12.200 --> 0:17:17.240 oh my gosh me not better your life? Wow, because 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:20.080 we heard you at least one time. You're fucking savage. 0:17:20.200 --> 0:17:23.720 I can't souvage. That's the word in French once it 0:17:24.119 --> 0:17:29.920 so vage. Yeah. I appreciate your your honesty, Marie, Thank 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:32.480 you so much. So we know that I'm eleven, maybe 0:17:32.560 --> 0:17:35.840 twelve bodies. Can we talk about the twelve that you remember? 0:17:37.760 --> 0:17:40.880 I mean, it's all bad, to be honest. I mean 0:17:40.920 --> 0:17:44.040 I was just thinking I've gone back on it, and 0:17:44.119 --> 0:17:47.000 I'm like, damn, man. I was such a lust individual. 0:17:47.880 --> 0:17:50.479 I was one of those Lifetime channel movies that's like 0:17:50.600 --> 0:17:54.840 she's too young. Yeah, that's the name of all the 0:17:54.920 --> 0:18:00.440 Lifetime's young. Yeah, it's just it's one of these things 0:18:00.440 --> 0:18:03.160 are just like, damn, man, I had absolutely no guidance. 0:18:03.280 --> 0:18:06.760 I had, yeah, study at that age was trying to 0:18:06.840 --> 0:18:09.080 guide you wouldn't You would just brush them off. You'd 0:18:09.040 --> 0:18:10.560 have been like, I don't have time to listen to 0:18:10.600 --> 0:18:13.119 your preaching. No, I'm gonna go get some dick. I 0:18:13.200 --> 0:18:17.840 was a sponge at the time. I definitely was. You know, people, 0:18:18.640 --> 0:18:20.760 I would listen. You are spending the time people were 0:18:20.840 --> 0:18:23.679 using you to wipe up jeez, I sunge. I mean 0:18:23.720 --> 0:18:26.040 I was soaking up the information you were soaking up. 0:18:26.240 --> 0:18:28.960 I just feel like nobody was giving me the tools 0:18:29.000 --> 0:18:31.200 that I needed to. So you grew up around old 0:18:31.240 --> 0:18:32.920 black folks that were like trying to drag you to 0:18:33.000 --> 0:18:35.920 church with your childs. Okay, if I was to take 0:18:36.000 --> 0:18:38.680 up soak up what they were, I was supposed to 0:18:38.680 --> 0:18:40.320 be a virgin forever. I mean, he was gonna be 0:18:40.359 --> 0:18:44.199 a hope. Church girls be the worst girls. I mean 0:18:44.240 --> 0:18:49.080 it's in your DNA probably, but yeah, I mean I 0:18:49.240 --> 0:18:51.040 just look back and I'm like, yeah, my twenties were 0:18:51.200 --> 0:18:55.679 so foolish. But the end of my the end of 0:18:55.720 --> 0:18:59.560 my twenties, I started slowing down, and I'm like, damn, 0:18:59.640 --> 0:19:01.760 is this how how it's supposed to be. I feel 0:19:01.760 --> 0:19:03.840 like your shit can't come to a hole Like you 0:19:03.920 --> 0:19:06.639 gotta wean yourself off the whole you got wean yourself 0:19:06.640 --> 0:19:09.600 off the peen, No, the whole journey. You can't just 0:19:09.720 --> 0:19:15.719 like stop abruptly. I've stopped abruptly many times. But I 0:19:15.840 --> 0:19:18.359 just I feel like I didn't have a wild and 0:19:18.400 --> 0:19:21.200 crazy twenties. I feel like, you know, they say women 0:19:21.280 --> 0:19:25.160 reach their sexual peak in their thirties, right, like that's 0:19:25.160 --> 0:19:29.240 what we're at our horniest. No, that's not your truth. 0:19:29.240 --> 0:19:30.840 Well I wouldn't know, because you know I'm not there yet. 0:19:31.000 --> 0:19:35.120 But I just I feel like I feel like, uh, 0:19:35.200 --> 0:19:38.200 does that mean I'm a I don't know. I feel 0:19:38.200 --> 0:19:40.159 like I gotta let loose and I'm not doing a 0:19:40.160 --> 0:19:42.840 good job at it at all right now, but I 0:19:42.840 --> 0:19:46.080 feel like I gotta let loose for my thirties. I'm 0:19:46.119 --> 0:19:49.600 just gonna just do everything that I want to do 0:19:49.680 --> 0:19:52.480 and not listen to anybody and ask for money for 0:19:52.520 --> 0:19:56.000 plan bing. But you don't listen to anybody anyway. You 0:19:56.080 --> 0:19:58.919 do whatever the fuck you want right now. I know, 0:19:59.000 --> 0:20:01.520 but I didn't have a reckless I mean, I would 0:20:01.560 --> 0:20:03.560 jump into cars with strangers for real, and I should 0:20:03.600 --> 0:20:06.399 definitely have been murdered. But I just feel like I 0:20:06.440 --> 0:20:09.280 didn't have like a like a time in my life 0:20:09.320 --> 0:20:11.480 where I can look back like you and be like, dude, 0:20:12.280 --> 0:20:15.520 what was I thinking? Honestly, it's better that way, Marie. No, 0:20:15.680 --> 0:20:18.760 I feel like it's worse now. I'm telling you as 0:20:18.760 --> 0:20:23.919 a person who's been through it all. Cues the quiet 0:20:24.000 --> 0:20:28.520 storm from mob Deep. I've been through it all. You 0:20:28.600 --> 0:20:31.480 hear that storm? Yeah, that's me. I've been through that shit, 0:20:32.080 --> 0:20:34.480 and yeah, some of it was fun. But for the 0:20:34.520 --> 0:20:37.720 most part I could have done without. Ever been in 0:20:37.760 --> 0:20:41.280 a situation with a lover or a person a potential 0:20:41.280 --> 0:20:45.640 lover that you were actually scared, like that you were like, oh, 0:20:46.240 --> 0:20:49.040 this dude might kill me, or like oh I might 0:20:49.080 --> 0:20:51.639 not make it out of here tonight. No, if anything, 0:20:51.640 --> 0:20:53.359 there was like, Yo, this bitch is crazy. She gonna 0:20:53.400 --> 0:20:55.600 run upon me at my job. She's gonna try to 0:20:55.600 --> 0:20:58.280 be friends with my mother. She too friendly, she friends 0:20:58.280 --> 0:21:01.880 with all my friends. She's she's blotting. Yeah, yea, yeah, yeah, Yeah, 0:21:02.200 --> 0:21:05.520 that's actually terrifying. Yeah, definitely going to be friends with 0:21:05.520 --> 0:21:08.600 my friends. Please, I don't want you to meet my 0:21:08.600 --> 0:21:13.280 friends ever. If I if I'm banging you casually, don't 0:21:13.320 --> 0:21:15.400 you don't need to meet my friends. Yeah, I think 0:21:15.400 --> 0:21:18.360 I'm at the point I have. I have people who 0:21:18.359 --> 0:21:20.479 are following me who's friends with my ex, and I 0:21:20.520 --> 0:21:25.639 think it's time to block them. Yeah, but I feel 0:21:25.640 --> 0:21:27.480 like I'm about to do well. So why would I 0:21:27.520 --> 0:21:29.000 block them now? So they could see the ship that 0:21:29.040 --> 0:21:30.760 I'm about to do, So they could this nigga know 0:21:32.080 --> 0:21:34.920 she's winning. So how about you block them now while 0:21:34.920 --> 0:21:38.520 you're struggling, then when you pop unblock everybody? Am I struggling? 0:21:38.560 --> 0:21:41.080 Because on Instagram it looks like life is great? So 0:21:41.240 --> 0:21:42.720 I mean on the podcast you just said you waiting 0:21:42.760 --> 0:21:46.440