Speaker 1: Hi. Oh my goodness, High City. Wow. Wow wow wow
Speaker 1: wow Hi friends, Hi, thousands upon thousands of people who
Speaker 1: listen to our podcasts all over the world. Wow wow wow.
Speaker 1: We're so you know, we got a lot to catch
Speaker 1: up on because so much, so many things. We've missed
Speaker 1: a whole episode and the dms were like, what the
Speaker 1: hell's going on? They're like, do hook or y'all doing.
Speaker 1: They're like, we see you guys posting on instant stories.
Speaker 1: You guys have time. Yeah, it's true. People are like,
Speaker 1: we know you don't have jobs, but honestly, we don't
Speaker 1: have time because we also are busy. But also it's
Speaker 1: just like, we gotta come to Murray's house. We gotta
Speaker 1: like set it up. You're saying, we gotta go to
Speaker 1: Bree's house. I live here, this, I'm here already. We
Speaker 1: let the record show that I be ready to do
Speaker 1: the podcast at my house. I gotta come all the
Speaker 1: way here. It's an hour away. She gotta take two
Speaker 1: buses and three trains. Just crazy or thirty dollars? Uber?
Speaker 1: Thirty Uber? I'm like, is the podcast worth thirty dollars?
Speaker 1: Is it the Patreon people think it is? I know
Speaker 1: we got up a little that as well. Wow, we're
Speaker 1: just so fucking behind Sidney. I don't know why you
Speaker 1: start so negatively. You're right, hop, you're right, just negative.
Speaker 1: So some people just don't know how to see the
Speaker 1: silver Lining playbook in it all. That movie was terrible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my cup is always empty, he's not running over. I says,
Speaker 1: you might need to go to church or something. Oh.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about going to Hillsong, and then I
Speaker 1: was like, I saw the niggas and leather jackets again,
Speaker 1: and I was like, nah, hey, let's back it up.
Speaker 1: Let's back it up. Let's beg it up, beg it up. Uh. So,
Speaker 1: for those of y'all who are not in the know,
Speaker 1: Hillsong is like a cool church, right. The pastor of
Speaker 1: Hillsong is Justin Bieber's pastor, and he like, he's like
Speaker 1: a celebrity. He hangs out with like basketball players and stuff.
Speaker 1: So it's a cool church because all the pastors have
Speaker 1: tattoos and they wear sleeveless leather jacket the way they
Speaker 1: hair wear their hair. It just it's not church appropriated.
Speaker 1: It's listen. I the first time I went to Hillsong,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, y'all, just got shocked body con
Speaker 1: dresses from last night, Like everybody looked like the club
Speaker 1: from the night before. It looks like in a club.
Speaker 1: It's in a super club. It's not in a club, Sis,
Speaker 1: it's in the Hammerstein Ballroom. It's in an arena. SIS.
Speaker 1: That's pretty much a club, is it. Every time I've
Speaker 1: been there, I've been doing molly and everything else. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: you know, the closer the more drugs you take, the
Speaker 1: closer to God you'll be. You know what I mean,
Speaker 1: The higher you are, the closer to God facts God. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it's it's fun church, that's what That's what it's called
Speaker 1: cool church. Yeah. You wear mini skirts and you could
Speaker 1: wear if you're a man, you can wear your hair
Speaker 1: and a man bun. And people are like, okay. You
Speaker 1: turn to Ephesians when they said you can vemo the Lord.
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, this is the Lord. This is
Speaker 1: the church for me. Listen, y'all trying to venmo Jesus.
Speaker 1: Oh my God, because the answers prayer. Yeah, I definitely
Speaker 1: trying to venmo Jesus. Because you know when you tell
Speaker 1: that person like, oh yeah, I've vemo you, and then
Speaker 1: you never do please. In San Francisco, we went to
Speaker 1: a diner with a bunch of dudes, a bunch of
Speaker 1: gay dudes, happy pride, and one woman had cash and
Speaker 1: she's like, I got you know, I got some cash.
Speaker 1: And then this one guy was like, oh, yeah, you
Speaker 1: got to just venmo me for your food. Me and
Speaker 1: Molly were like, yea, I will venmo you. I said,
Speaker 1: what's your Venmo? I said, what is your name in
Speaker 1: real life? And then he said it and I forgot
Speaker 1: it right away. So shout out to all the gay
Speaker 1: guys that are buying food for people at diner's at
Speaker 1: two o'clock in the morning in San Francisco. Y'all are
Speaker 1: her to live. Y'all are doing the work of the
Speaker 1: Lord LRT Lord. And if I hit you with a
Speaker 1: I'm a Venmo you, you already know I'm lying at
Speaker 1: I'm laughing while I'm saying the sin too. I know
Speaker 1: That's why I don't know. Since give me that cash,
Speaker 1: I'll be like, I'm a f mo you now and
Speaker 1: then I leave. Yeah, but I'm that type of person
Speaker 1: that I need my venmo. I need my money. I
Speaker 1: can't wait around. I've been waiting around for checks for
Speaker 1: months now, and I'm trying to let these people know.
Speaker 1: What makes you think that I could wait this long
Speaker 1: for this money. The fact that you are waiting that
Speaker 1: long for the money. Well, I'm making it work. I'm stealing.
Speaker 1: I'm stealing from Peter to pay Adrian and then stealing
Speaker 1: from Adrian to pay at and t Oh yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: a lot. What are you paying Adrian for? Yo, let's
Speaker 1: run through the list of things that you paid for
Speaker 1: at the home with a girlfriend that you're really not
Speaker 1: contributing enough. But we went, when we went to San Francisco,
Speaker 1: I paid for you know, half the freaking trip was
Speaker 1: mad expensive, So like I had to pay her back
Speaker 1: for that. I paid that back. They paid for her ticket. No,
Speaker 1: I paid for my ticket and half the room. Oh
Speaker 1: that sounds fair. Oh no, because half the room she
Speaker 1: had paid in the beginning for everything. Oh, you're to
Speaker 1: pay her back when you want your money for that?
Speaker 1: Oh as soon as I got the check, I deposited
Speaker 1: and then then mailed her real quick. I all the
Speaker 1: trips that I took with my ex boyfriend and all
Speaker 1: the fools that I go out with. Now, I don't
Speaker 1: be paying for nothing. I'm not giving you half of anything, Yeah,
Speaker 1: especially if you invite. See that's the thing. That's where
Speaker 1: I think Adrian might be a better person than me,
Speaker 1: because if I'm coming to see you perform, she is
Speaker 1: a better person. And I'm just so you know, back up,
Speaker 1: back up, we're gonna put a pin in that and
Speaker 1: come back to that shade. So do not know that
Speaker 1: and behalf of the people listening also did not know that.
Speaker 1: So if I'm coming to see you perform and you
Speaker 1: get in a hotel for something that you're doing, I'm
Speaker 1: not giving you half and we sharing a bed. Sis
Speaker 1: if I wasn't here, you to pay for the whole
Speaker 1: thing yourself. That's what I That would have been my
Speaker 1: mindset if I was Adrian. Yeah, which is why I
Speaker 1: don't have a girlfriend. No, well, if I wouldn't have,
Speaker 1: if we wouldn't have went together, I would have just
Speaker 1: gone with somebody else who was in the festival. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I actually I fucked up. You sure did. That's
Speaker 1: what That's what you get for bringing your significant other
Speaker 1: to work. Bring your girl to workday. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: needed her. I needed I was too nervous. I was
Speaker 1: so anxious. My anxiety was anxious. Yeah, and then talking
Speaker 1: dirty shoes. I love that it happened to genuine, genuine,
Speaker 1: misspelled genuine. He was on a show that's on Bravo.
Speaker 1: I think Real Housewives of Atlanta. No, it's it's something
Speaker 1: like you're like your boyfriend is cheating on you with
Speaker 1: something like cheaters. No, it's something stupid. But he looks
Speaker 1: a mess. He looks so blown. He was so fine.
Speaker 1: That must mean he's like an alcoholic or maybe he's
Speaker 1: the like he's popping pills, because I feel like you
Speaker 1: bloat when you do drugs. I just want to let
Speaker 1: you know all the people who we're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that person was so damn fine. It hits the hotness
Speaker 1: fades away eventually. Meanwhile, the people that you thought were
Speaker 1: not cute. I'm glowing. Every time I walk by a
Speaker 1: sore window, I'm like, is that my face down? Oh wow?
Speaker 1: When I tell you I was not cute high school,
Speaker 1: in junior, high school, and college, let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: Sisus thriving. Now. My bone structure is popping. Also, I
Speaker 1: don't have glasses anymore, so I've always had bone structure,
Speaker 1: but now I just I had a little round kid face,
Speaker 1: little beaver face, little chipmunk face. You've always had these cheeks.
Speaker 1: You never had a puffy child face when you were
Speaker 1: doing drugs. You didn't have a round sodium face. Oh
Speaker 1: yes I did. Oh my god, my face was so
Speaker 1: fucking out in any chip monks. Okay, it was for me.
Speaker 1: For me, I can use some weight on my face
Speaker 1: and my body because I'm thin. I'm gaunt, gaunt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're giving me a Yeah, you're giving Johnny Dipp's daughter
Speaker 1: the quote unquote my damn Yeah, I'm giving you. I'm
Speaker 1: coming in and I'm stealing everything you're giving me. Have
Speaker 1: you ate anything at all today? No? Your face is
Speaker 1: serving pursuit of happiness, sleeping in the bathroom with a baby,
Speaker 1: pretending it's a spaceship, all right, we get its face
Speaker 1: is serving poverty. No it isn't. It's giving you a
Speaker 1: Do you want to be on tap? Yeah, definitely. I
Speaker 1: want to be on top of somebody's bank account. We
Speaker 1: you gotta get on top of a dick first. That's
Speaker 1: not happening that that time is coming gone. Really, you're
Speaker 1: just gonna be gaunt forever. I mean, I'm definitely not
Speaker 1: hooking up with anybody for money. It's not happening. I
Speaker 1: feel like, for the right amount of money, I'll hook
Speaker 1: up with somebody, you know, for the right amount of money.
Speaker 1: I am in there. I'm sitting it at you. Hear that. Listeners,
Speaker 1: I don't know if yo, I don't know who is listening,
Speaker 1: but I know from the dms they're all over. There's
Speaker 1: all over the world, since Africa, they're Australia, there's like,
Speaker 1: there's tons of the UK. We have people everybody, and
Speaker 1: we have a lot of messy listeners because they like
Speaker 1: the podcast. So I know, y'all messy. A lot of
Speaker 1: people listening have a price. Everybody has a price. Every
Speaker 1: single person listening has a price. None of y'all a
Speaker 1: bet it in me. You don't even know how much
Speaker 1: i'd sit on a dick for. Yeah, but at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, if you've done it for free,
Speaker 1: well you can do it for money. What's some currency
Speaker 1: being exchanged between loves? Yeah. Well, my whole thing is
Speaker 1: it's not It's not that I wouldn't do it for money.
Speaker 1: It's just I don't think somebody's gonna ask me anymore
Speaker 1: because they're just like, yo, you've been through too much,
Speaker 1: You too jaded, you're gonna get on there and you're
Speaker 1: gonna be smoking a cigarette, So tell me are you done?
Speaker 1: My next shift is at two. I'm gonna be drinking
Speaker 1: a couple of coffee. I'm doing coffee. You don't put
Speaker 1: the cigarette ash in his belly? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you'll
Speaker 1: be like, all right, well you done? Yeah. I asked
Speaker 1: the dude once during sex if he was if he
Speaker 1: could hurry up. I was like, I got stuff to do.
Speaker 1: Really yeah. He was like what. I was like, can
Speaker 1: you can you hurry up? Recently? No, this was back
Speaker 1: in my uh, this is back in my reckless youth days,
Speaker 1: so a couple of years ago. Oh my god. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I never was able to talk to somebody like that
Speaker 1: during sex because I just feel like that's such a
Speaker 1: vulnerable moment and I feel like that is the time
Speaker 1: to just lie, to just be a little bit more
Speaker 1: gentler and no nicer. Okay, see, I'm slipping that if
Speaker 1: you're inside me, or you would like to stay inside me,
Speaker 1: I should be allowed to say whatever the hell I
Speaker 1: want if I'm not comfortable talking to you. You shouldn't
Speaker 1: be penetrating, sir. You thought about all the people that
Speaker 1: you weren't comfortable with. But you let bang is that?
Speaker 1: What is that what you're running through right now? You're like,
Speaker 1: I didn't even really I wasn't even really sure what
Speaker 1: his first last middle name was. Oh, since I had
Speaker 1: a Samantha moment where I had to like count people,
Speaker 1: and there's so many people who were missing on the list,
Speaker 1: and then like a month later a name will pop
Speaker 1: up and I'm like, oh, fuck damn. And then you
Speaker 1: have that one extra person. You're like, oh, yo, that
Speaker 1: didn't hit me on another I'm in another ring. I'm
Speaker 1: in a whole of the text. Break it now. I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 1: I don't remember that. I don't remember all the names,
Speaker 1: but I remember all of the people. I remember all
Speaker 1: the people. I mean, my body count is real low though,
Speaker 1: so I remember. And then some of them you'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but that was in Mexico. I don't count, and then
Speaker 1: you'd be like, then that dick was trash that time.
Speaker 1: So that doesn't get that's not fair because you already
Speaker 1: have you're under ten people. No, I'm at ten. I'm
Speaker 1: probably at eleven now. Oh really, yeah, there is there no.
Speaker 1: I think that's because the last time I counted it
Speaker 1: was nine but that was when I had a boyfriend,
Speaker 1: so says I'm at a cool eleven. Now, okay, well bro,
Speaker 1: we'll make it twelve just the case we got one.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, okay, so we got we got La, we
Speaker 1: got Russian or Polish or whatever, and then the Scottish
Speaker 1: nigga Scottish and then that's two. That's nine plus two
Speaker 1: was eleven. Sis, I'm saying twelve just because I forgot
Speaker 1: a dude in d C or you know a man
Speaker 1: who's Jason the nigga who was missing a two. Absolutely
Speaker 1: and if I had that absolutely could not be. If
Speaker 1: you're missing a tooth, that means that body doesn't count.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, that was That was funny. But
Speaker 1: I definitely got my I got my chili cheese fries.
Speaker 1: From whatever situation you got going on. We were we went
Speaker 1: it was like a year ago. It was exactly a
Speaker 1: year ago. We went down to DC for our friend's
Speaker 1: thirtieth birthday, chilled, and this dude was like enamored with me,
Speaker 1: and I was like, well, we're both hungry, so he
Speaker 1: paid for me in Sydney's food. It was so wonderful
Speaker 1: because I think so I think I was rude. I
Speaker 1: was definitely, I was like, I was definitely a fun
Speaker 1: wing woman. Was I the nicest? No, Like, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna call you a wing woman in that situation, Sis,
Speaker 1: because you weren't helping me get him and and you
Speaker 1: weren't helping him get me. I was helping this. You
Speaker 1: are helping yourself. I was helping it be funny. That's
Speaker 1: not a way you were laughing. I was laughing. We
Speaker 1: were laughing. That makes it easier for that's not a
Speaker 1: wing woman's sister woman, the person that like sweeps in
Speaker 1: and like helps you seal the deal. The duke was
Speaker 1: not gonna get sealed with this man. He was missing
Speaker 1: too many teeth any look in the projects. What a child.
Speaker 1: I was definitely a wing woman, and a wing woman
Speaker 1: is if you if you are a good wingman or
Speaker 1: a wing woman or a wing person, and you and
Speaker 1: you want to tweet the definition of wingman in Sydney,
Speaker 1: her Twitter is just said bw No, it's n y C.
Speaker 1: But I I was there to help you have a
Speaker 1: good No, Sis, you were there to secure the bag.
Speaker 1: That was That's the new millennial wing woman, the person
Speaker 1: who make sure their girl is having a good time.
Speaker 1: It doesn't really matter if you seal the dealer, no
Speaker 1: long as you're as long as you're having a good time,
Speaker 1: then it wasn't funny silly. But you're not a wing man.
Speaker 1: You're not a wing man. You are just my shady
Speaker 1: ast friend, my partner and Petty just shading people while
Speaker 1: we were spending their money on mimosas. I'm a wingwoman
Speaker 1: and I don't care. You can't take that title away
Speaker 1: from me. I'm not giving it to you. If I
Speaker 1: wasn't there, if you weren't there, I still would have
Speaker 1: had my food paid for and drank for free. You
Speaker 1: didn't add anything to the situation as a wing person.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Okay, well, Sidney, if anything, I'm a wingman
Speaker 1: because I hooked you up with some fries, so technically
Speaker 1: I was your wingman. Honey. I was gonna get that anyway,
Speaker 1: because then some hood nigga came in and paid for
Speaker 1: everybody shit that was. But yeah, that doesn't still doesn't
Speaker 1: make you a wing man, says I don't know. I
Speaker 1: know now why you think you're a good wing man
Speaker 1: because you don't know what the word means. No, I
Speaker 1: do know what it is. I just feel like you
Speaker 1: don't appreciate my presence, Sydney. Your presence did not help
Speaker 1: me in any way in that situation. You are you guys,
Speaker 1: You are so funny, That's what he said. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: that's true. These are facts. Royce Royce was laughing, Oh, Royce,
Speaker 1: sometimes you're a friends with somebody terrible, but you're like,
Speaker 1: this is a nice So I be friends with them
Speaker 1: and then like the truth about them comes out and
Speaker 1: it gets to be too much. He was one of
Speaker 1: those friends. He was He's so deluded. I mean, I
Speaker 1: felt like it was I felt like it just got
Speaker 1: too It was not that deep, and it got bigger
Speaker 1: than what it was. And I was just like, we
Speaker 1: could still all been friends. What's the problem. I don't
Speaker 1: understand why we stopped being friends. Y'all had a fight.
Speaker 1: He said that you didn't like him something like that. No,
Speaker 1: since he came to your to the birthday show and
Speaker 1: you didn't say hi to him, you paid him dust
Speaker 1: And he was like, I mean it always comes to
Speaker 1: Poor Marie acted like she didn't even know me, And
Speaker 1: I was like, well, she has lasik. She can't see
Speaker 1: these new eyes, don't see your old age. I mean
Speaker 1: she can't see. She's just fucking you know. Oh that's why.
Speaker 1: Because our last show, he said, I didn't say hello
Speaker 1: to him, our last packed, sold out, sweaty ass show
Speaker 1: in a basement on the Lower East Side. He came in.
Speaker 1: I said, hey, I get to move it, and he
Speaker 1: said she didn't. She didn't stop to kiss my han
Speaker 1: under me on both sides of my face. That's what happened. Whatever,
Speaker 1: that person is dead to me. Honestly, I have not
Speaker 1: seen them on the comedy scene since. I hadn't seen
Speaker 1: them on a coty scene before that too, either. So
Speaker 1: oh my gosh me not better your life? Wow, because
Speaker 1: we heard you at least one time. You're fucking savage.
Speaker 1: I can't souvage. That's the word in French once it
Speaker 1: so vage. Yeah. I appreciate your your honesty, Marie, Thank
Speaker 1: you so much. So we know that I'm eleven, maybe
Speaker 1: twelve bodies. Can we talk about the twelve that you remember?
Speaker 1: I mean, it's all bad, to be honest. I mean
Speaker 1: I was just thinking I've gone back on it, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, man. I was such a lust individual.
Speaker 1: I was one of those Lifetime channel movies that's like
Speaker 1: she's too young. Yeah, that's the name of all the
Speaker 1: Lifetime's young. Yeah, it's just it's one of these things
Speaker 1: are just like, damn, man, I had absolutely no guidance.
Speaker 1: I had, yeah, study at that age was trying to
Speaker 1: guide you wouldn't You would just brush them off. You'd
Speaker 1: have been like, I don't have time to listen to
Speaker 1: your preaching. No, I'm gonna go get some dick. I
Speaker 1: was a sponge at the time. I definitely was. You know, people,
Speaker 1: I would listen. You are spending the time people were
Speaker 1: using you to wipe up jeez, I sunge. I mean
Speaker 1: I was soaking up the information you were soaking up.
Speaker 1: I just feel like nobody was giving me the tools
Speaker 1: that I needed to. So you grew up around old
Speaker 1: black folks that were like trying to drag you to
Speaker 1: church with your childs. Okay, if I was to take
Speaker 1: up soak up what they were, I was supposed to
Speaker 1: be a virgin forever. I mean, he was gonna be
Speaker 1: a hope. Church girls be the worst girls. I mean
Speaker 1: it's in your DNA probably, but yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: just look back and I'm like, yeah, my twenties were
Speaker 1: so foolish. But the end of my the end of
Speaker 1: my twenties, I started slowing down, and I'm like, damn,
Speaker 1: is this how how it's supposed to be. I feel
Speaker 1: like your shit can't come to a hole Like you
Speaker 1: gotta wean yourself off the whole you got wean yourself
Speaker 1: off the peen, No, the whole journey. You can't just
Speaker 1: like stop abruptly. I've stopped abruptly many times. But I
Speaker 1: just I feel like I didn't have a wild and
Speaker 1: crazy twenties. I feel like, you know, they say women
Speaker 1: reach their sexual peak in their thirties, right, like that's
Speaker 1: what we're at our horniest. No, that's not your truth.
Speaker 1: Well I wouldn't know, because you know I'm not there yet.
Speaker 1: But I just I feel like I feel like, uh,
Speaker 1: does that mean I'm a I don't know. I feel
Speaker 1: like I gotta let loose and I'm not doing a
Speaker 1: good job at it at all right now, but I
Speaker 1: feel like I gotta let loose for my thirties. I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna just do everything that I want to do
Speaker 1: and not listen to anybody and ask for money for
Speaker 1: plan bing. But you don't listen to anybody anyway. You
Speaker 1: do whatever the fuck you want right now. I know,
Speaker 1: but I didn't have a reckless I mean, I would
Speaker 1: jump into cars with strangers for real, and I should
Speaker 1: definitely have been murdered. But I just feel like I
Speaker 1: didn't have like a like a time in my life
Speaker 1: where I can look back like you and be like, dude,
Speaker 1: what was I thinking? Honestly, it's better that way, Marie. No,
Speaker 1: I feel like it's worse now. I'm telling you as
Speaker 1: a person who's been through it all. Cues the quiet
Speaker 1: storm from mob Deep. I've been through it all. You
Speaker 1: hear that storm? Yeah, that's me. I've been through that shit,
Speaker 1: and yeah, some of it was fun. But for the
Speaker 1: most part I could have done without. Ever been in
Speaker 1: a situation with a lover or a person a potential
Speaker 1: lover that you were actually scared, like that you were like, oh,
Speaker 1: this dude might kill me, or like oh I might
Speaker 1: not make it out of here tonight. No, if anything,
Speaker 1: there was like, Yo, this bitch is crazy. She gonna
Speaker 1: run upon me at my job. She's gonna try to
Speaker 1: be friends with my mother. She too friendly, she friends
Speaker 1: with all my friends. She's she's blotting. Yeah, yea, yeah, yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's actually terrifying. Yeah, definitely going to be friends with
Speaker 1: my friends. Please, I don't want you to meet my
Speaker 1: friends ever. If I if I'm banging you casually, don't
Speaker 1: you don't need to meet my friends. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: I'm at the point I have. I have people who
Speaker 1: are following me who's friends with my ex, and I
Speaker 1: think it's time to block them. Yeah, but I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm about to do well. So why would I
Speaker 1: block them now? So they could see the ship that
Speaker 1: I'm about to do, So they could this nigga know
Speaker 1: she's winning. So how about you block them now while
Speaker 1: you're struggling, then when you pop unblock everybody? Am I struggling?
Speaker 1: Because on Instagram it looks like life is great? So
Speaker 1: I mean on the podcast you just said you waiting
Speaker 1: for some checksis on Instagram I was like talking about
Speaker 1: them checks too, So I mean I'm Comedy Central's up next?
Speaker 1: You know? Yes, yes, yes, go ahead, run through the
Speaker 1: IMDb credit cis you know we got this podcasts that's
Speaker 1: two weeks behind. Yes ahead, we got the Patreon that's
Speaker 1: flourishing also, maybe four weeks. Absolutely, Yes, I'm not getting
Speaker 1: married anytime. Give us the stats. Money will come eventually. Eventually,
Speaker 1: that's the key word. I mean, I'm looking slender, gaunt.
Speaker 1: My clavicles are popping like they're about to hit you
Speaker 1: in the eyes. Honestly, the way your elbow looks right now,
Speaker 1: I am scared for you. But it's so skinny. I'm thin,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm thin. I see you got on some
Speaker 1: workout pants. Did you go to the gym today? No?
Speaker 1: I didn't go, So what's happening with the gym? I
Speaker 1: went to the gym last week? You know I was
Speaker 1: doing great, old baby, that counts last week. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: didn't go to them at all. Last when I was biking,
Speaker 1: So like, you know, listen, can we talk about bikes friends.
Speaker 1: In the last two days, I've gotten into accidents on bikes.
Speaker 1: Who our friend Andre Hot Sauce. Andrea fell off his bike,
Speaker 1: flew over the handlebars and said he's covered in bruises
Speaker 1: all over his body. My quote unquote Boss Tony at
Speaker 1: the radio station, he always on a bike, landed on
Speaker 1: his face, his whole lip is busted, and he broke
Speaker 1: his elbow. And I'm like this, why you can't be
Speaker 1: hanging out with white people? Have the guitar on him,
Speaker 1: because that they could be having an instrument, So that
Speaker 1: kid a guitar. He had a whole keyboard in his back.
Speaker 1: Like you can't bike here some bongos chest either way,
Speaker 1: Like that's terrifying to me falling off a bike or
Speaker 1: falling on a bike, or happened a bike fall on
Speaker 1: top of me, Like I got an assurance. If something
Speaker 1: happened to me today, I would go to the doctor.
Speaker 1: I would use a fake name. I would leave. Probably, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I probably use a fake name because I want to
Speaker 1: go to a good hospital. People keep asking me about you,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I know nothing about Marie. I think
Speaker 1: she's a stone cold liar. I think her whole, her
Speaker 1: whole situation is not true. Her name is not Marie. Well,
Speaker 1: it's definitely Marie. If I was used a fake name,
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be No damn Marie. Why Marie is like
Speaker 1: the blandest and driest, bacious name. That's the name to you.
Speaker 1: It's a good alias. And Marie. Nah, I was walking
Speaker 1: out shit the other day, like it's my name, really, Marie?
Speaker 1: How Samuel and you get, of all the names in
Speaker 1: the world, we settled on Marie. Yeah, it's actually Maui somya.
Speaker 1: This is pretty it's pretty boring, but but it makes
Speaker 1: up for all the personality you have, which is which
Speaker 1: is so excessive, so like you know, it bounces is out.
Speaker 1: Imagine if you had like a big ass name and
Speaker 1: that hair and that personality, but oh that is too much,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, celestial, h yes, celestial, celestial, let me
Speaker 1: get some of that tea. Oh, I'd be like, she
Speaker 1: too much. I'm just called juice. I would just call
Speaker 1: you c yeah, and I'd be cool with that celestriot. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But look at me. My name is Sydney. That's just like,
Speaker 1: you know what that means. My whole name together, Sidney
Speaker 1: Washington sounds interesting, but just Sidney by itself. I have
Speaker 1: a lot of Jewish people come up to me like,
Speaker 1: you know, Sidney is a Jewish name. You know, it's
Speaker 1: a Jewish name. And I was like, well, my mother
Speaker 1: was at Mount Sign name like surrounded by Jews and
Speaker 1: just was like, well, let me give some of his
Speaker 1: wealth and gave me Sydney. She didn't give you any
Speaker 1: money though, no, but she also said my dad's middle
Speaker 1: name with Sydney, my mother made up so many stories. Ramona, Ramona, Ramona.
Speaker 1: I don't you and Ramona have a lot in common?
Speaker 1: Okay's attracted You're attracted to liar. She's a great storyteller,
Speaker 1: I tell you that much. She's a she's a grand
Speaker 1: Slam winner. She's a moth storyteller, genius. What's another lie
Speaker 1: of German to dude that you like believed for like
Speaker 1: a long time, or that you may be just realized
Speaker 1: it's not true. Like my mom is a storyteller too, Mama,
Speaker 1: there is a proformer. Okay, she's great. When I was little,
Speaker 1: my mom told me that because my little sister had
Speaker 1: has really deep dimples. And I was like, oh, I
Speaker 1: want dimples and I still do. And my mom was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know you get those when your babies are just born.
Speaker 1: You just squeezed their face. It's really tight like this.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a lie. And she was like and
Speaker 1: then they get dimples. And I was like, a word,
Speaker 1: why do I do that to my face? And she
Speaker 1: was like he had a really fat face. Anyway, I
Speaker 1: believed that for years, so I was like a lie.
Speaker 1: I was in like seventh grade and I said that.
Speaker 1: Somebody was like, uh, look, they were like that's not
Speaker 1: how dimples were. No. Yeah, I mean there's so many
Speaker 1: things that just don't add up in my family, and
Speaker 1: so I'm just gonna just chalk it up to the
Speaker 1: whole shit is a lie. What my mom told me
Speaker 1: that if I went to bed in a nightgown with
Speaker 1: no panties on, that monsters was gonna climb into my vagina. Yeah, rapists,
Speaker 1: that's true. She's monsters. You're saying rapists. Yeah, rapists are monsters. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think she was talking about like spirit cis like
Speaker 1: like demon rapist. Well I sleep, but that's naked now.
Speaker 1: So I checked my house regularly for them. Garmonial tooro monsters.
Speaker 1: I'd like, I can't just rapist hilarious. Actually, that's not
Speaker 1: funny at all, exactly. I just wanted to bring the
Speaker 1: movie all the way down again again, speaking of bringing
Speaker 1: the mood down, No, bringing it up. Uh. In San
Speaker 1: Francisco met Jesus Samorrow and ah wait a minute, talk
Speaker 1: about let's get into this, talk about a time of
Speaker 1: my life. Let's back up, Let's back it up at
Speaker 1: the beginning. Let's talk about who they are, because everybody
Speaker 1: listening is not a fan of these and Marrow if
Speaker 1: you don't know who they are, you don't know about podcasts,
Speaker 1: and they are the gods. They are dig odds. I
Speaker 1: love these stands for them. She's in their behive. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Ahead, So walking walking downtown in San Francisco,
Speaker 1: wal get my way downtown. So I'm walking. It's warm
Speaker 1: in San Francis. So you had your side boob out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everybody's you know, dressed for the weather. And then I
Speaker 1: see this nigga that looks like he's from New York,
Speaker 1: dressed in all black, looking mad hot, got those sneakers
Speaker 1: that's like, those are chunky, expensive, they don't really go
Speaker 1: with the San fran vibe. He's got to be from
Speaker 1: New York. And then I look and I'm like Jesus,
Speaker 1: and he looks and he's like, yeah, Jesus is the
Speaker 1: black one. Yes, And I said, hey, he's by himself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's by himself. And I was like, hey, I'm in
Speaker 1: the I'm in the Clusterfest too. I know you're the
Speaker 1: show is today. Just the way you're telling it, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I know, you sound like a fan while you're reciting
Speaker 1: the story to us. Right now. He gave me a hug,
Speaker 1: a side hug, A full hug gave me feel his
Speaker 1: diffriend on your thigh. I didn't feel it. He gave
Speaker 1: me like a hug but not. It wasn't as close
Speaker 1: as it should have been. Oh my god. But that
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is my girlfriend. But I
Speaker 1: was like, my girlfriend was there? Didn't even mentioned that
Speaker 1: you were with somebody. I mean, Adrian already knew. I
Speaker 1: gave her the rundown, Like, babe, I genuinely like these
Speaker 1: guys so much. Why do you like them so much
Speaker 1: that you're willing to embarrass yourself? And I just I
Speaker 1: think they're hilarious. I think they remind me of us
Speaker 1: so much. They're so witty, and they're funny, and they're honest,
Speaker 1: and that they're not even cuteest that it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I know, I don't care about looks when it comes
Speaker 1: to like talent and things that I truly care about looks.
Speaker 1: I mean, I care about looks too. You're my friend.
Speaker 1: Why do you think we're friends? Why do you think
Speaker 1: we're doing this? As soon as you lose an arm,
Speaker 1: I'm gone, But my little nub gonna be real nube.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to photoshop arms in the photos. That's
Speaker 1: too much work. I'm gonna get tattoos all over the nube.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to sign it up. Nob gonna be poppy. No,
Speaker 1: I'm like, Yo, here's my friend her nubnub me and
Speaker 1: minub me and minub me and the nube. You and
Speaker 1: this black man who's not attractive but you're in love with. Yes.
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, I'm gonna be on the show.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, where, what's what time. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's it's like right before yours, so you probably won't
Speaker 1: see it, but I'm gonna trying to run yours. And
Speaker 1: he's like, oh no, cool. Yeah, He's like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: try to run yours. And he was like He's like
Speaker 1: and then he's like, you know how far the festival
Speaker 1: is from here? I was like, dude, you got like
Speaker 1: a twenty minute walk. He's like word. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you got some time. He's doing bad. He doesn't have
Speaker 1: Google math on his phone. Sat check it before you
Speaker 1: left the hotel in that hot ass sweats. No, he
Speaker 1: just wanted to, you know, explore. Did you introduce your
Speaker 1: girlfriend to him as your girlfriend? Yes? Okay, did you
Speaker 1: say this is my girlfriend or did you say this
Speaker 1: is my girl friend? No, I was like, my man,
Speaker 1: and then I pushed her to the side, do her
Speaker 1: in front of my bus. And then later that day, uh, clearly,
Speaker 1: I run to the show. I tell you, I'm like,
Speaker 1: we're going, everybody's going, let's go. Let's back up right
Speaker 1: before and he said that to us. Me and her
Speaker 1: girlfriend got nice and high. Oh, all got so high.
Speaker 1: But your girlfriend, for the record, was taking edibles all
Speaker 1: day then smoke. That was the only way she could
Speaker 1: deal with me. She needed to be highly sedated. That's crazy, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh she she as soon as she went to the dispensary,
Speaker 1: she was just popping them shits in her mouth. So
Speaker 1: we're there, we're watching them and you guys, I was
Speaker 1: so high that I was, and also confused because if
Speaker 1: y'all are fans of theseus and Mirro, I don't know
Speaker 1: what the podcast is like. But they were up on
Speaker 1: stage reciting like they were like, this is is your boys,
Speaker 1: such and such a ka, such and such a ka,
Speaker 1: such and such a ka, and then they would put
Speaker 1: the mic to the colony. They would put the mic
Speaker 1: to the audience, and the audience knew and I was like,
Speaker 1: is this a bit? Like y'all do this amatime? You
Speaker 1: get on stage, they do the bit and that's why, bitch,
Speaker 1: we need listen bits like that, hey bits, We need segments,
Speaker 1: we need things for the followers. Followers, what do you
Speaker 1: want us to do? What should be mean? And continue
Speaker 1: to be funny? That's what? What should we be called?
Speaker 1: You know what should we called? You're the nube, Marie
Speaker 1: and the nub taking we need something for the people.
Speaker 1: But anyway, they're watching, You're high, and I'm like, everybody's looking.
Speaker 1: They're like, what we don't understand the thing that they're saying.
Speaker 1: And I'm in a trance. I was like, I understand them,
Speaker 1: I get them. I vibe with them. These are my dudes,
Speaker 1: so crazy. So they finished, they finished, they get off stage.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go say hi, Marie, let's go. And
Speaker 1: I was like, you don't need me, I said, I
Speaker 1: grabbed you. I said, yes you. She yoked me up
Speaker 1: by the nub guys. I said you're coming and I
Speaker 1: was like, babe, I'm about to act a fool. Just
Speaker 1: giving me your heads up and she's like, yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: And so I run up on them, and he looks
Speaker 1: and he's like hey, and he's like, I'm a smash tonight.
Speaker 1: He's the way his eyes lit up. He was like, oh,
Speaker 1: look at this group. He has no He's like Sydney's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. It was so embarrassing. I said hey,
Speaker 1: And then the way you look and the way you
Speaker 1: were standing, I was like, oh my god, she's in
Speaker 1: love with this man. I was like, he remember. I
Speaker 1: was like he were definitely remembered. He's like, hey, what's up.
Speaker 1: He's like, yo, I just wanded. You know, I was
Speaker 1: mad high when I was in the street. He was
Speaker 1: because he was a little weird. But he was weird.
Speaker 1: He's not weird because when he when I saw him
Speaker 1: after he gave me a real hug, you felt the dick.
Speaker 1: He felt it in your belly buttons is literally little nube.
Speaker 1: It was in my bladder a roast, you know, it's
Speaker 1: a pill. For that, you had to go like a
Speaker 1: garlic pil Oh my god, shut up. Okay, so you
Speaker 1: felt did you feel a dick for real? No? I didn't.
Speaker 1: He ses he's a little thin. He's on the in side.
Speaker 1: He's real thin. He's gaunt. He needs to do arms
Speaker 1: mixed arm legs and Corey he needs to he needs
Speaker 1: a trainer. No anyway, Jesus, I love you. Uh. And
Speaker 1: then Maol was behind us. She's like, oh, so y'all
Speaker 1: gonna sweat this nigga. I'm here too. Wait, Sidney Yo.
Speaker 1: Sidney was looking at this dude and she's like hi.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, that was really great, and she's like,
Speaker 1: we have a podcast too, and he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: what's it called? And she said the Unofficial Expert and
Speaker 1: he's like, what is it? And he like jilted his
Speaker 1: head and she like leaned. I feel like your lips
Speaker 1: touched his ears. That's how close y'all were. And Sydney
Speaker 1: was fan girling out so hard. And I'm listening to
Speaker 1: the music that's playing. I'm like, what song is this?
Speaker 1: And I sound I sound hounded it because when I'm high,
Speaker 1: music makes me real happy, so I soundhounded it. And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I says this the Bodegga Boy's theme.
Speaker 1: Y'all got your own themes. That's what we need. This.
Speaker 1: We don't need bits, we don't need segments, we need
Speaker 1: a theme song. That's what we need. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's your themes and I screamed it real loud. She
Speaker 1: screamed it, which she completely interrupted. My weird ass, awkward
Speaker 1: ass me talking to this. I broke the ice she did.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh hey, Marro. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh hey, and he gave me. He's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: what's up? And he gave me a hug. But he
Speaker 1: was like, bitch, you like I've been here, but I
Speaker 1: didn't even see you hug him. I think I had
Speaker 1: walked and I gave him a hug too, because I
Speaker 1: was like, no, you were there the whole time. Marie.
Speaker 1: I was like, I need you be here. It was
Speaker 1: so funny. Sidney was like, we have a podcast together too.
Speaker 1: Uh me and my partner Marie. And then she's like
Speaker 1: this is my girlfriend h and uh oh hey Marol.
Speaker 1: I was so rude to Adrian and Mirro. You're rude
Speaker 1: to yourself, sis, No, I wasn't. I have never in
Speaker 1: my life as a New Yorker walking through the streets
Speaker 1: of New York seen somebody that I like so much
Speaker 1: that I forgot words and fangirled in front of them.
Speaker 1: Now I forget words just because I let them walk by.
Speaker 1: And then I'll be like, Sis, let me tell you,
Speaker 1: just walk by. I'm not gonna You're not gonna see
Speaker 1: me sweating nothing. Nobody Nathan's I'm scared, dude, because one day,
Speaker 1: one day people people come up to us like that.
Speaker 1: So I'm just passing. You know, you have people pass
Speaker 1: like that, and I'd be like, Sis, you you excited
Speaker 1: to see us. I'm like, Grandma, hands don't even have
Speaker 1: lotion on the right now. Continue, continue to give us
Speaker 1: all this love. We need it. Okay, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: I don't know I appreciate it. I appreciate it, but
Speaker 1: I also don't understand why anybody is enamored with anybody
Speaker 1: that they don't actually really know. If you ast where
Speaker 1: we talk for an hour, I mean, I don't really
Speaker 1: be telling my business. You've been telling your business. I
Speaker 1: feel like if you really knew me, you'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's the ashy Haitian girl with her nube. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna stay on this side of the street. You would
Speaker 1: not come up to me if you really really It
Speaker 1: was the highlight of my trip, to be honest with you.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, are you going to the after party?
Speaker 1: And they were like, yeah, sure, but they were lying.
Speaker 1: And then Sydney waited all night at the door and
Speaker 1: they did not come to stay after definitely didn't come
Speaker 1: to the after party. And when I see them, niggas,
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, what's up you? Like you could have
Speaker 1: had a good time. Miral was gonna be like you
Speaker 1: didn't even remember I was there? Yeah, But then I
Speaker 1: talked to somebody else who didn't go to the after
Speaker 1: party and they were just like, Nah, you don't want
Speaker 1: to go to those after parties because it's all like industry.
Speaker 1: That's not fun because then I gotta be on. You
Speaker 1: gotta go to the after party where the real like
Speaker 1: we can just hang out and have a good time. Okay,
Speaker 1: So where was that after And I was like, nobody
Speaker 1: told us about that? Where was that after party? We
Speaker 1: didn't get invited, nigga, which was crazy because you literally
Speaker 1: let him put his dick on your bladders, So like,
Speaker 1: why would he not tell you? I don't know he
Speaker 1: did in my number? You would give him your phone number? Oh? Absolutely,
Speaker 1: since I honestly I want to collab with him. I
Speaker 1: want to I want us to do something with Jesus
Speaker 1: and Merrill. And then our friend ben No, I don't
Speaker 1: want to do anything with them. If you don't act
Speaker 1: like this, I promise I won't your eyes turn its
Speaker 1: little hearts. You have the emoji heart. I promise I'll
Speaker 1: get it together. But I just need you to be
Speaker 1: more supportive. I have been supportive. I do not support
Speaker 1: you acting like this in front of them anyway. You're like,
Speaker 1: I just want to collaborate. You're like Helga from Hey Arnold.
Speaker 1: You're like you are like a wall of Jesus and
Speaker 1: Nero is crossed out. Your face is pasted on top
Speaker 1: of Mirro's face. It's just crazy. I just Jesus was like, yo,
Speaker 1: you want to just do something, you and me. I'll
Speaker 1: be like, Bymory, be like later, I would say, I
Speaker 1: will let you go, says you know. Sometimes if you
Speaker 1: if you gotta let the horse wow doors, you gotta
Speaker 1: let them go. If they come back, they're yours. But
Speaker 1: if you come back a horse, yes I did. If
Speaker 1: you go follow the nigga with the oats in his
Speaker 1: hand and the followers, if it's decents said to you,
Speaker 1: let's work on something together, and you were like, by Marie,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, all right, bye. I would let you
Speaker 1: go Sis. I'd be like, don't let the door hit
Speaker 1: you want your flat ass one win? My ass is
Speaker 1: flat out. It's not big, is it fat? Is it fat? Wow?
Speaker 1: I would be like, later, good to know. These are
Speaker 1: good things to know. I mean, I mean, listen, this
Speaker 1: podcast will still thrive. I mean maybe thrives out the
Speaker 1: right word, but it would still go on without you.
Speaker 1: I would still record here in the dark. I'd be like,
Speaker 1: day number sixteen, Sidnig is dead to me and dead
Speaker 1: to y'all. Let me tell ya what was she tweeted today?
Speaker 1: And I will go through your tweets and dissect them
Speaker 1: with a fine tooth comb and be like, and that's
Speaker 1: why that alway is dead to us anyway, don't forget
Speaker 1: to rate subscribe. I remember when Sydney went to the Cookout.
Speaker 1: On the Cookout episode, she went to the halfway halt.
Speaker 1: We would go. I would go through every single episode
Speaker 1: and talk about why you were so terrible? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: and I believe you. It would be good. People would
Speaker 1: be like, Yo, this is a real recap. It's a
Speaker 1: recap about old episodes with the Marie twist. Listen, you
Speaker 1: know what you know? Who's dead to us. Oh man,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I would find a way. Listen, Marie, I do.
Speaker 1: I do my best. I'd let people know. I'm like,
Speaker 1: when you invite me, you know you're inviting Marie, right,
Speaker 1: you know that I don't even know what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I tell them, I'm like, listen, if we if there's
Speaker 1: a boat and you invite me, you better make sure
Speaker 1: there's two tickets. You better make sure there's two life
Speaker 1: thists because I need to life thiss. Also make sure
Speaker 1: it's enough boats. I saw the tatic they didn't have
Speaker 1: enough boats. Mad people died and need a side boat.
Speaker 1: You decide my boat to escape. It's a life raft.
Speaker 1: I can't swim, don't I mean to no boat that
Speaker 1: doesn't have enough left jacket city. Uh listen, if Jesus
Speaker 1: wants to invite you out, sis, y'all can go. I'm
Speaker 1: not even on third wheel it I'm just going. You
Speaker 1: know I wouldn't be third will it would be Mirro
Speaker 1: is married. Jesus, I think it has a girlfriend. Anyway.
Speaker 1: If this is not a romantic, please please, that doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: These dudes are young, and they're traveling, and people are
Speaker 1: reciting their raggedy ass sketches and stuff back to them.
Speaker 1: They're getting big headed. They making a little bit of
Speaker 1: money now, they got name brand socks. They're banging women
Speaker 1: on the side. Wow, you're gonna say this on this
Speaker 1: podcast where they could possibly listen. Miro's not listening because
Speaker 1: you didn't show him no love you. I think you're
Speaker 1: so funny. Jesus might be listening. Some fun dick from
Speaker 1: the back, that's what he says. It's so funny, some
Speaker 1: fun dip from the back. I'm gonna start using that
Speaker 1: in the public. I'm just at the DMV the other
Speaker 1: day and somebody try to cut me. I should have
Speaker 1: said somebody from a Yes, I'm like, this is why
Speaker 1: we should come up with these guys, so we can
Speaker 1: just scream stuck my dick from the back. Yeah. I mean,
Speaker 1: if anything, I need to get a catchphrase. Yeah, that's definitely.
Speaker 1: We need to work on catchphrases. We need to work
Speaker 1: on a theme song. Let's get a theme song. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, said you sound crazy. No artists, we need
Speaker 1: know how real SoundCloud artists who can put some we
Speaker 1: know some SoundCloud some SoundCloud niggas who put some ship together. Yo.
Speaker 1: The next mixtape I get that's gonna be art thief. Yo,
Speaker 1: my man, you like, yes, yes, I do, give it,
Speaker 1: give me the album. This won't be the yeah theme
Speaker 1: for the otherficial Yes, and you know they make they
Speaker 1: make so many mixtapes. They don't know they fucking work.
Speaker 1: They gonna hear that ship. They're gonna hear it on
Speaker 1: Tom Square because you know we're gonna have a billboard
Speaker 1: and everything. We're like, that sounds familiar, yea. They can't
Speaker 1: pay royalties for that. I want to. I want a
Speaker 1: theme song that sounds like the John Cena song that
Speaker 1: like I wanted to just be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: like Jada kisses on it. Jada kisses on that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well Jada kiss You know he needs money and so
Speaker 1: he got business. How do we do this? Listeners? You
Speaker 1: know what we don't do. We don't really ask for much.
Speaker 1: But I really think that there's a lot of people
Speaker 1: listening who can actually be a part of the fam.
Speaker 1: They can help us grow. So if you know artists
Speaker 1: who can get some beats together, if you know a
Speaker 1: rapper who's not I don't read words, I don't need
Speaker 1: rap on the theme song. I need a rapper. Give
Speaker 1: me the music. What are you looking for right now?
Speaker 1: Are looking for the Podaga Boy theme right now? Because
Speaker 1: I feel like you are? Wait, do you have it? Listen?
Speaker 1: It's in my SoundCloud history. You want me to play
Speaker 1: it because I feel like you're gonna just your pants?
Speaker 1: You know. I love this song so much. We need
Speaker 1: a theme like this. It's so good. We can make
Speaker 1: it happen, Marie. I want can we just take his
Speaker 1: theme song? Can we just make it our? Yea, let's
Speaker 1: remix it. Here's the here's the Bodega Boys theme song.
Speaker 1: Let me play it for you guys briefly, Sidney, please
Speaker 1: took your cervix back into your pant I just the
Speaker 1: guys are incredible. They're incredible. Is there's a strong word
Speaker 1: being the way I am with them? I see how
Speaker 1: somebody can be fanning over someone and someone else be like,
Speaker 1: I don't get it. I know for everybody. Ah, this
Speaker 1: is so good. There's something such a fan Oh my god, Marie,
Speaker 1: we need how do we do it? You listen, get
Speaker 1: high and listen to the theme song. It's so good. Yo. Hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: numb it up, numb it up. I was like, what
Speaker 1: song is? Yeah? My num being numbed up, my num
Speaker 1: being numbed up. I think the song should just be
Speaker 1: a mix of the Johnsena song, and then I feel
Speaker 1: like we shouldn't make it up, just blend them together
Speaker 1: and be like, well, this is an original track. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Marie, this is nuts because I feel like,
Speaker 1: you know, we talk every day and then we get
Speaker 1: on this podcast and I'm just like, how did we
Speaker 1: stretch this out to a fucking hour? How do we
Speaker 1: stress this shit out to an hour? And we'd be like, yo,
Speaker 1: we can still keep it going too. I mean, it
Speaker 1: hasn't been an hour. Sis. It sounds like you're trying
Speaker 1: to get us to wrap it up, but it's been
Speaker 1: forty five listen, and every time i't forty five minutes,
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, how do we get this far? Dude? Honestly, Sis,
Speaker 1: you could have just kept that to yourself. No, you know,
Speaker 1: I am. I'm very on Brad. You broke the fourth
Speaker 1: wall when listening is like, this whole podcast is about
Speaker 1: me breaking the fourth wall. There is no wall with me,
Speaker 1: you know. I just say every time we go to
Speaker 1: a meeting, everything we do, we're like, yo, Sydney's gonna
Speaker 1: say something real food. I really wish I could have
Speaker 1: seen her in front of these Bodegga boys. I was like, Sis,
Speaker 1: you look like a Justin Bieber fan meeting Justin Bieber
Speaker 1: to the first side. Yo, you like Oh. I looked
Speaker 1: over at your face and you were just like I
Speaker 1: was like, you root in my high service. I was like, sir,
Speaker 1: I gotta go. You're definitely like you could do a
Speaker 1: lot better if you're going a fan. I mean, I
Speaker 1: just I am not that type of person. I don't.
Speaker 1: I think that That's just how I am with everything.
Speaker 1: I don't want anybody to think that I need them
Speaker 1: or that I like them more than they like me.
Speaker 1: So that's how I am in relationships, friendships, friend sure friendships.
Speaker 1: I guess if you want to put that there, that's high.
Speaker 1: With jobs, I'll be needing that job. But I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't want them to think I need this job.
Speaker 1: And that's why I don't have a job, or a
Speaker 1: man or any friends. But you know, are you happy? Ish?
Speaker 1: I'm happy, Marie. But sometimes people need to know that
Speaker 1: you need them. What do I need, Sydney? Which you
Speaker 1: need to know that I need you? You're I need
Speaker 1: to get what is going on in your neighborhood today.
Speaker 1: It's just Thursday, nig man. This is like the fourth
Speaker 1: one that went by. I didn't even need this is
Speaker 1: the first one that I've heard. Oh yeah, because you
Speaker 1: don't heed anything except yo, we need a things song, dude. Okay,
Speaker 1: So yeah, you need me to tell you that I
Speaker 1: need you m m yeah. Anyway, that's all the time
Speaker 1: we have for you, guys, say folks. Yeah, actually, actually,
Speaker 1: you know what, We had a little tiff and I
Speaker 1: think we should talk about it on the Patreon. So
Speaker 1: if you can talk about it right here, no, no,
Speaker 1: if it's talking about it right here. If people want
Speaker 1: to hear about our personal struggles with each other, they
Speaker 1: need to pay our trials and tribulation five dollars. Yes,
Speaker 1: Sydney and I got into it in San Francisco. We
Speaker 1: did it was and it spilt over until last week
Speaker 1: and I was in the pot. I said, I don't
Speaker 1: want to do the podcast. I'm not in the mood.
Speaker 1: She did say, I'm not feeling it right now. She
Speaker 1: texted me that, and I said, whoa, whoa, whoa. I
Speaker 1: know we were having a little issue, but now you're
Speaker 1: fucking with the podcast with the podcast. I said, well,
Speaker 1: let me go get my uber pool. I'm coming over.
Speaker 1: Tell me when you're there, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, help me.
Speaker 1: Whoa listen, whoa. Yeah, that's what happened last week. I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't. I'm not I'm not feeling it.
Speaker 1: And Tony was like, yeah, I did. I could feel
Speaker 1: your lip quivering in the text message. Well, I didn't
Speaker 1: have a problem letting you know. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I appreciate your services and I would like to continue
Speaker 1: this friendship. And I was like, let me put my
Speaker 1: phone on airplane money. And then I threw my phone
Speaker 1: in the street and then I was like, oh, should
Speaker 1: I need that? And I ran back in. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: thank god for this underbox. Oh my gosh, no way.
Speaker 1: I was like, Brie, are you fucking with the podcast now?
Speaker 1: I thought we agreed that we would not do that, honestly, Sis,
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I could see how
Speaker 1: people work together and they're not actually friends. It was
Speaker 1: clear to me that day. I was like, I'll see it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: people staying together as a colleagues because they are making money,
Speaker 1: but they're not actually effing with each other. And I
Speaker 1: thought I was like, well, we ain't making no money,
Speaker 1: so there's actually no reason holding me here. There is
Speaker 1: no anchor. There's literally no reason for me. It's not
Speaker 1: one bit except friendship that is enough for you to stay. Marie. See,
Speaker 1: I could already tell tell what. Clearly, someone loves the
Speaker 1: other person more than the other person. Listen, some people
Speaker 1: want it all, but I don't at all. Some people
Speaker 1: want it all, but I don't want at all. Isn't
Speaker 1: you baby? Actually that's I would not even have said
Speaker 1: that line. Yeah, because I don't why you're so fucking
Speaker 1: cold blood e Marie. Dude, I'm cold bloody because we
Speaker 1: uh my blood is actually pretty warm, because you know
Speaker 1: that carbyan blood in my veins. But I don't know.
Speaker 1: I come from a place where people are not not affectionate,
Speaker 1: and I feel like, in my mind like when people
Speaker 1: are emotional to me, it shows a sign of weakness. Honestly,
Speaker 1: when people are like super emotional, I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's weak. The first tude that said he loved me,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh that's weak. I love you. I
Speaker 1: was like, you are literally terrible. The vice president of
Speaker 1: the fucking Devil of the Devil of the devil. I
Speaker 1: don't work for Donald Trump. Sis. My name not Mike Pints.
Speaker 1: I just that's just how I feel. And you know,
Speaker 1: if is it something that I'm a grow out of,
Speaker 1: Probably not, because that's how my family is. My sister's
Speaker 1: the same way. She'd be like, no, but I could.
Speaker 1: I could honestly talk to your sister easier than talking
Speaker 1: to you. That's a damn lad, that's you'll be talking
Speaker 1: to everybody way. No, I was. I was like, should
Speaker 1: I call Lou? Should I call Lou? Lou will put
Speaker 1: her glasses on and put down her dumb balls, She'll
Speaker 1: wipe her eyebrows off, like what's wrong? Shoot? Shit? Shit?
Speaker 1: What's warm? Shoot? What's happening? Shit? Shit? And louill be like, girl,
Speaker 1: you saw when I was there, not even I Mysge
Speaker 1: already knew the story. So she would have been like
Speaker 1: she would have been talking to you like she didn't
Speaker 1: know what happened, but she already knew. Oh of course
Speaker 1: she'd have been listening to you like oh wow, oh
Speaker 1: and then what ah, No, I definitely and then Marie said,
Speaker 1: what wow, she's your sister. She would definitely know. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you, she already knew. They knew what was happening.
Speaker 1: I spoke to my mom and my sister every day
Speaker 1: that I was in San Francisco. They knew they got
Speaker 1: to blow by blow every Friday. They knew what happened Saturday.
Speaker 1: They knew what happened Sunday. They knew what happened. You
Speaker 1: don't do good. My mom was like, because you know,
Speaker 1: my mom knew you were there. And she was like,
Speaker 1: what about miss Washington? And I was like, well, let
Speaker 1: me tell you about this dusty ass, gaunt ass, skinny
Speaker 1: ass nigga. Oh my Godma, I was like wow. She
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not making black rice for her no more.
Speaker 1: My mom was like, she don't eat in my house
Speaker 1: no more. No. My mother was like, the devil is
Speaker 1: not welcome in my house? Is that true? That would
Speaker 1: totally crush me? What it? I would literally it would
Speaker 1: be a bad New Year's Eve for me. Oh, because
Speaker 1: you're still coming to dinner on New Year's I go
Speaker 1: every year, dude, it doesn't matter what I'm fucking yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So they already knew what happened, but they I guess
Speaker 1: my Sageter would have gotten your perspective. It was just
Speaker 1: messy m and I feel like, yeah, maybe we should
Speaker 1: take the mess of the Patreon. Although I feel like
Speaker 1: the people listening deserve to know what happened last week?
Speaker 1: Do they? Yeah, because y'all doing this year for free?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, you gotta But they're on
Speaker 1: the train trying to get to work, or they're like
Speaker 1: on the they're getting ready. Somebody listening to this right
Speaker 1: now is putting on their brows. So id even listening
Speaker 1: to this right now is doucheing. Okays, people, it's people.
Speaker 1: What's the thing where you clean your butt out with
Speaker 1: the little bobby? People doing colonics? No, I'm talking about
Speaker 1: like when guys are preparing to do anal what's the
Speaker 1: thing that they do anima? They do? Somebody's doing an
Speaker 1: animal right now. Listen to this. They deserve to know
Speaker 1: why what we were arguing about last week? And you
Speaker 1: saying they gotta pay five dollar? Five dollar? You don't think?
Speaker 1: Why are you looking at my foot? Is my fet
Speaker 1: Your foot is pretty damn clothes. Wow, you're saying you
Speaker 1: saying this as the person who puts your feet on people. Exactly.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm good fifteen inches between my foot and
Speaker 1: your face. Sis, I could see the whole layout of
Speaker 1: your toes, so they're actually really nice. You said the
Speaker 1: bitch fu I get you. Oh my god. I feel
Speaker 1: like that's a good place to leave it. We're gonna
Speaker 1: slide to the Patreon here. If you want to hear
Speaker 1: the story. Yeah, if you want to hear that story,
Speaker 1: you gotta come to the Patreon. You gotta, you gotta
Speaker 1: come to our show. We gotta show doing twenty four.
Speaker 1: My accent somebody said to tell you you know how
Speaker 1: to do that accent? No more. I feel like it
Speaker 1: was starting. You gotta come through the show twenty four
Speaker 1: twenty seven. On the twenty seventh. That's awful. We're doing
Speaker 1: a live show of the podcast. Yeah, at the Ludlow
Speaker 1: House in August. What's the date, Sidney, because I have
Speaker 1: two dates in August fifteenth. They said that we weren't
Speaker 1: supposed to give the address and stuff out, but you
Speaker 1: know your Ludlow House. Go ahead and google it. Let
Speaker 1: that Low House bang on their door. It's supposed to
Speaker 1: be a pri an event. But bang on the door
Speaker 1: and tell them that you're a fan and you would
Speaker 1: need to come in right right. It's a member's only event,
Speaker 1: and we can only have thirty non members there. But
Speaker 1: if all of y'all show up, they can't turn y'all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they have to let you. And it's you know, it's
Speaker 1: a free show. It's free. It's very clean, venue is
Speaker 1: super cute, it's very nice. And if you're looking for investor,
Speaker 1: if you're looking for somebody to invest in that couch,
Speaker 1: that's the play. It's the show to come to. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's gonna okay, it's gonna be people with four yalls
Speaker 1: and poor alas and never that. It's gonna be people
Speaker 1: with half baths. Okay, you gotta have money to have
Speaker 1: a half bath. It's gonna be people with the whisper
Speaker 1: shut toilet lid. You know, you poor people toilet slam,
Speaker 1: but a rich person it closes scimon These is niggas
Speaker 1: with more than one pantry. So oh people have more
Speaker 1: than one pantry. Yoo. You're saying that, like you know
Speaker 1: that you could have a pantry in the kitchen and
Speaker 1: then you could have a pantry like you know near
Speaker 1: the yard that's called the shed. Cis a pantry near
Speaker 1: the yard. I think that's a garage that it's a
Speaker 1: gay rage gay rage. You gotta put the car in
Speaker 1: the garage, put the keyr in the gearage. So Ludlow
Speaker 1: House is like the little sister of the Soho House.
Speaker 1: If you watch Gossip Girl or Real Housewives of New York,
Speaker 1: you know what the hell the Soho House is. It's
Speaker 1: real cute. So we're just trying to get our most
Speaker 1: ratchet people's up in there. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: We gotta spice it up, so hit us up. Let
Speaker 1: us know if you want to come, because we can
Speaker 1: only put thirty people on the list, so you gotta
Speaker 1: do your best if you want to be on our list.
Speaker 1: The show starts at eight o'clock. It's gonna be an
Speaker 1: hour show. Is Matt Quick. It's gonna be really fast.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have it out gifts. We don't know who
Speaker 1: we're gonna have on the show. It's just know that
Speaker 1: it's gonna be a fire. Okay, go and it's and
Speaker 1: it's worth it, and we're gonna be real cute. And
Speaker 1: I might even get like, you know, a partial cat
Speaker 1: suit too. Oh you do want a cat suit? Well,
Speaker 1: what am I gonna wear? I'm probably gonna have want
Speaker 1: a cat suit I'm have a tiny romper. I'ma have
Speaker 1: a bodysuit on it. It's gonna be a Beyonce performance
Speaker 1: body suit. I see it, You see it? Are you
Speaker 1: seeing the vision? Anyway? Bye, guys, Bye, This is such
Speaker 1: a good song. We need it. Also, hook us up
Speaker 1: with the theme y'all, some of y'all DJs with your mom. Bye.