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Speaker 1: Hi. Oh my goodness, High City. Wow. Wow wow wow

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Speaker 1: wow Hi friends, Hi, thousands upon thousands of people who

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Speaker 1: listen to our podcasts all over the world. Wow wow wow.

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Speaker 1: We're so you know, we got a lot to catch

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Speaker 1: up on because so much, so many things. We've missed

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Speaker 1: a whole episode and the dms were like, what the

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Speaker 1: hell's going on? They're like, do hook or y'all doing.

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Speaker 1: They're like, we see you guys posting on instant stories.

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Speaker 1: You guys have time. Yeah, it's true. People are like,

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Speaker 1: we know you don't have jobs, but honestly, we don't

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Speaker 1: have time because we also are busy. But also it's

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Speaker 1: just like, we gotta come to Murray's house. We gotta

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Speaker 1: like set it up. You're saying, we gotta go to

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Speaker 1: Bree's house. I live here, this, I'm here already. We

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Speaker 1: let the record show that I be ready to do

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Speaker 1: the podcast at my house. I gotta come all the

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Speaker 1: buses and three trains. Just crazy or thirty dollars? Uber?

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Speaker 1: Thirty Uber? I'm like, is the podcast worth thirty dollars?

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Speaker 1: Is it the Patreon people think it is? I know

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Speaker 1: we got up a little that as well. Wow, we're

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Speaker 1: just so fucking behind Sidney. I don't know why you

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Speaker 1: start so negatively. You're right, hop, you're right, just negative.

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Speaker 1: So some people just don't know how to see the

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Speaker 1: silver Lining playbook in it all. That movie was terrible. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my cup is always empty, he's not running over. I says,

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Speaker 1: you might need to go to church or something. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking about going to Hillsong, and then I

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Speaker 1: was like, I saw the niggas and leather jackets again,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, nah, hey, let's back it up.

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Speaker 1: Let's back it up. Let's beg it up, beg it up. Uh. So,

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Speaker 1: for those of y'all who are not in the know,

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Speaker 1: Hillsong is like a cool church, right. The pastor of

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Speaker 1: Hillsong is Justin Bieber's pastor, and he like, he's like

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Speaker 1: a celebrity. He hangs out with like basketball players and stuff.

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Speaker 1: So it's a cool church because all the pastors have

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Speaker 1: tattoos and they wear sleeveless leather jacket the way they

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Speaker 1: It's listen. I the first time I went to Hillsong,

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, y'all, just got shocked body con

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Speaker 1: from the night before. It looks like in a club.

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Speaker 1: It's in a super club. It's not in a club, Sis,

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Speaker 1: it's in the Hammerstein Ballroom. It's in an arena. SIS.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty much a club, is it. Every time I've

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Speaker 1: been there, I've been doing molly and everything else. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: you know, the closer the more drugs you take, the

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Speaker 1: closer to God you'll be. You know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: The higher you are, the closer to God facts God. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: it's it's fun church, that's what That's what it's called

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Speaker 1: cool church. Yeah. You wear mini skirts and you could

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Speaker 1: wear if you're a man, you can wear your hair

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Speaker 1: and a man bun. And people are like, okay. You

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Speaker 1: turn to Ephesians when they said you can vemo the Lord.

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Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, this is the Lord. This is

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Speaker 1: the church for me. Listen, y'all trying to venmo Jesus.

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Speaker 1: Oh my God, because the answers prayer. Yeah, I definitely

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Speaker 1: trying to venmo Jesus. Because you know when you tell

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Speaker 1: you never do please. In San Francisco, we went to

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Speaker 1: And then this one guy was like, oh, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: got to just venmo me for your food. Me and

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Speaker 1: Molly were like, yea, I will venmo you. I said,

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Speaker 1: what's your Venmo? I said, what is your name in

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Speaker 1: guys that are buying food for people at diner's at

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Speaker 1: two o'clock in the morning in San Francisco. Y'all are

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Speaker 1: her to live. Y'all are doing the work of the

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Speaker 1: Lord LRT Lord. And if I hit you with a

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Speaker 1: I'm a Venmo you, you already know I'm lying at

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Speaker 1: I'm laughing while I'm saying the sin too. I know

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Speaker 1: That's why I don't know. Since give me that cash,

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Speaker 1: that sounds fair. Oh no, because half the room she

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Speaker 1: trips that I took with my ex boyfriend and all

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Speaker 1: the fools that I go out with. Now, I don't

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Speaker 1: I think Adrian might be a better person than me,

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Speaker 1: So if I'm coming to see you perform and you

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Speaker 1: dirty shoes. I love that it happened to genuine, genuine,

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Speaker 1: yes I did. Oh my god, my face was so

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Speaker 1: fucking out in any chip monks. Okay, it was for me.

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Speaker 1: and my body because I'm thin. I'm gaunt, gaunt. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: serving pursuit of happiness, sleeping in the bathroom with a baby,

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Speaker 1: pretending it's a spaceship, all right, we get its face

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Speaker 1: is serving poverty. No it isn't. It's giving you a

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Speaker 1: Do you want to be on tap? Yeah, definitely. I

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Speaker 1: people listening have a price. Everybody has a price. Every

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Speaker 1: end of the day, if you've done it for free,

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Speaker 1: well you can do it for money. What's some currency

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Speaker 1: it's not It's not that I wouldn't do it for money.

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Speaker 1: You too jaded, you're gonna get on there and you're

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Speaker 1: be like, all right, well you done? Yeah. I asked

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Speaker 1: you can you hurry up? Recently? No, this was back

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Speaker 1: in my uh, this is back in my reckless youth days,

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Speaker 1: I should be allowed to say whatever the hell I

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Speaker 1: I didn't even really I wasn't even really sure what

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Speaker 1: You are so funny, That's what he said. Yeah, because

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Speaker 1: that's true. These are facts. Royce Royce was laughing, Oh, Royce,

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Speaker 1: Because our last show, he said, I didn't say hello

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Speaker 1: I can't souvage. That's the word in French once it

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Speaker 1: you so much. So we know that I'm eleven, maybe

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Speaker 1: church with your childs. Okay, if I was to take

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Speaker 1: with all my friends. She's she's blotting. Yeah, yea, yeah, yeah, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's actually terrifying. Yeah, definitely going to be friends with

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Speaker 1: my friends. Please, I don't want you to meet my

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Speaker 1: think it's time to block them. Yeah, but I feel

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Speaker 1: I'm about to do, So they could this nigga know

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Speaker 1: she's winning. So how about you block them now while

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Speaker 1: you're struggling, then when you pop unblock everybody? Am I struggling?

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Speaker 1: Because on Instagram it looks like life is great? So

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Speaker 1: I mean on the podcast you just said you waiting

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Speaker 1: for some checksis on Instagram I was like talking about

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Speaker 1: You know? Yes, yes, yes, go ahead, run through the

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Speaker 1: two weeks behind. Yes ahead, we got the Patreon that's

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Speaker 1: flourishing also, maybe four weeks. Absolutely, Yes, I'm not getting

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Speaker 1: that's the key word. I mean, I'm looking slender, gaunt.

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Speaker 1: My clavicles are popping like they're about to hit you

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Speaker 1: I am scared for you. But it's so skinny. I'm thin,

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Speaker 1: you know, I'm thin. I see you got on some

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Speaker 1: I didn't go, So what's happening with the gym? I

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Speaker 1: So like, you know, listen, can we talk about bikes friends.

419
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:03,280
Speaker 1: In the last two days, I've gotten into accidents on bikes.

420
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 1: Who our friend Andre Hot Sauce. Andrea fell off his bike,

421
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 1: flew over the handlebars and said he's covered in bruises

422
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:13,760
Speaker 1: all over his body. My quote unquote Boss Tony at

423
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:17,359
Speaker 1: the radio station, he always on a bike, landed on

424
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:20,359
Speaker 1: his face, his whole lip is busted, and he broke

425
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,240
Speaker 1: his elbow. And I'm like this, why you can't be

426
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:25,679
Speaker 1: hanging out with white people? Have the guitar on him,

427
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,440
Speaker 1: because that they could be having an instrument, So that

428
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:31,760
Speaker 1: kid a guitar. He had a whole keyboard in his back.

429
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:35,720
Speaker 1: Like you can't bike here some bongos chest either way,

430
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 1: Like that's terrifying to me falling off a bike or

431
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,159
Speaker 1: falling on a bike, or happened a bike fall on

432
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 1: top of me, Like I got an assurance. If something

433
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,000
Speaker 1: happened to me today, I would go to the doctor.

434
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:53,320
Speaker 1: I would use a fake name. I would leave. Probably, Yeah,

435
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 1: I probably use a fake name because I want to

436
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:59,199
Speaker 1: go to a good hospital. People keep asking me about you,

437
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:01,200
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I know nothing about Marie. I think

438
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,399
Speaker 1: she's a stone cold liar. I think her whole, her

439
00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 1: whole situation is not true. Her name is not Marie. Well,

440
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,359
Speaker 1: it's definitely Marie. If I was used a fake name,

441
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,879
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be No damn Marie. Why Marie is like

442
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 1: the blandest and driest, bacious name. That's the name to you.

443
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 1: It's a good alias. And Marie. Nah, I was walking

444
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 1: out shit the other day, like it's my name, really, Marie?

445
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,920
Speaker 1: How Samuel and you get, of all the names in

446
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 1: the world, we settled on Marie. Yeah, it's actually Maui somya.

447
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:36,200
Speaker 1: This is pretty it's pretty boring, but but it makes

448
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:40,200
Speaker 1: up for all the personality you have, which is which

449
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 1: is so excessive, so like you know, it bounces is out.

450
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 1: Imagine if you had like a big ass name and

451
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 1: that hair and that personality, but oh that is too much,

452
00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 1: I'd be like, celestial, h yes, celestial, celestial, let me

453
00:24:57,359 --> 00:25:00,080
Speaker 1: get some of that tea. Oh, I'd be like, she

454
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,439
Speaker 1: too much. I'm just called juice. I would just call

455
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:06,160
Speaker 1: you c yeah, and I'd be cool with that celestriot. Yeah.

456
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,359
Speaker 1: But look at me. My name is Sydney. That's just like,

457
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:14,160
Speaker 1: you know what that means. My whole name together, Sidney

458
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,919
Speaker 1: Washington sounds interesting, but just Sidney by itself. I have

459
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,960
Speaker 1: a lot of Jewish people come up to me like,

460
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,679
Speaker 1: you know, Sidney is a Jewish name. You know, it's

461
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,920
Speaker 1: a Jewish name. And I was like, well, my mother

462
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,040
Speaker 1: was at Mount Sign name like surrounded by Jews and

463
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,639
Speaker 1: just was like, well, let me give some of his

464
00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,840
Speaker 1: wealth and gave me Sydney. She didn't give you any

465
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:36,840
Speaker 1: money though, no, but she also said my dad's middle

466
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:42,000
Speaker 1: name with Sydney, my mother made up so many stories. Ramona, Ramona, Ramona.

467
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:44,159
Speaker 1: I don't you and Ramona have a lot in common?

468
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:49,280
Speaker 1: Okay's attracted You're attracted to liar. She's a great storyteller,

469
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,280
Speaker 1: I tell you that much. She's a she's a grand

470
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:59,440
Speaker 1: Slam winner. She's a moth storyteller, genius. What's another lie

471
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:02,080
Speaker 1: of German to dude that you like believed for like

472
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,439
Speaker 1: a long time, or that you may be just realized

473
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 1: it's not true. Like my mom is a storyteller too, Mama,

474
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 1: there is a proformer. Okay, she's great. When I was little,

475
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 1: my mom told me that because my little sister had

476
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,439
Speaker 1: has really deep dimples. And I was like, oh, I

477
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 1: want dimples and I still do. And my mom was like, oh,

478
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,879
Speaker 1: you know you get those when your babies are just born.

479
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:24,879
Speaker 1: You just squeezed their face. It's really tight like this.

480
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,879
Speaker 1: That sounds like a lie. And she was like and

481
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:29,399
Speaker 1: then they get dimples. And I was like, a word,

482
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 1: why do I do that to my face? And she

483
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:35,600
Speaker 1: was like he had a really fat face. Anyway, I

484
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:37,680
Speaker 1: believed that for years, so I was like a lie.

485
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,959
Speaker 1: I was in like seventh grade and I said that.

486
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,520
Speaker 1: Somebody was like, uh, look, they were like that's not

487
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 1: how dimples were. No. Yeah, I mean there's so many

488
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:55,440
Speaker 1: things that just don't add up in my family, and

489
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,399
Speaker 1: so I'm just gonna just chalk it up to the

490
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 1: whole shit is a lie. What my mom told me

491
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,000
Speaker 1: that if I went to bed in a nightgown with

492
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 1: no panties on, that monsters was gonna climb into my vagina. Yeah, rapists,

493
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 1: that's true. She's monsters. You're saying rapists. Yeah, rapists are monsters. Yeah.

494
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 1: I think she was talking about like spirit cis like

495
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 1: like demon rapist. Well I sleep, but that's naked now.

496
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:25,520
Speaker 1: So I checked my house regularly for them. Garmonial tooro monsters.

497
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:32,439
Speaker 1: I'd like, I can't just rapist hilarious. Actually, that's not

498
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:35,320
Speaker 1: funny at all, exactly. I just wanted to bring the

499
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:40,639
Speaker 1: movie all the way down again again, speaking of bringing

500
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 1: the mood down, No, bringing it up. Uh. In San

501
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 1: Francisco met Jesus Samorrow and ah wait a minute, talk

502
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 1: about let's get into this, talk about a time of

503
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,719
Speaker 1: my life. Let's back up, Let's back it up at

504
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,120
Speaker 1: the beginning. Let's talk about who they are, because everybody

505
00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: listening is not a fan of these and Marrow if

506
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,080
Speaker 1: you don't know who they are, you don't know about podcasts,

507
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:05,679
Speaker 1: and they are the gods. They are dig odds. I

508
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 1: love these stands for them. She's in their behive. Oh

509
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:13,160
Speaker 1: my god. Ahead, So walking walking downtown in San Francisco,

510
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:23,680
Speaker 1: wal get my way downtown. So I'm walking. It's warm

511
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,840
Speaker 1: in San Francis. So you had your side boob out. Yeah,

512
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 1: everybody's you know, dressed for the weather. And then I

513
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 1: see this nigga that looks like he's from New York,

514
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 1: dressed in all black, looking mad hot, got those sneakers

515
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: that's like, those are chunky, expensive, they don't really go

516
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 1: with the San fran vibe. He's got to be from

517
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 1: New York. And then I look and I'm like Jesus,

518
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 1: and he looks and he's like, yeah, Jesus is the

519
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: black one. Yes, And I said, hey, he's by himself. Yeah,

520
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:56,600
Speaker 1: he's by himself. And I was like, hey, I'm in

521
00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:00,040
Speaker 1: the I'm in the Clusterfest too. I know you're the

522
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,239
Speaker 1: show is today. Just the way you're telling it, I'm like,

523
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 1: I know, you sound like a fan while you're reciting

524
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 1: the story to us. Right now. He gave me a hug,

525
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 1: a side hug, A full hug gave me feel his

526
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 1: diffriend on your thigh. I didn't feel it. He gave

527
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 1: me like a hug but not. It wasn't as close

528
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 1: as it should have been. Oh my god. But that

529
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, this is my girlfriend. But I

530
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 1: was like, my girlfriend was there? Didn't even mentioned that

531
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 1: you were with somebody. I mean, Adrian already knew. I

532
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 1: gave her the rundown, Like, babe, I genuinely like these

533
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 1: guys so much. Why do you like them so much

534
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 1: that you're willing to embarrass yourself? And I just I

535
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 1: think they're hilarious. I think they remind me of us

536
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 1: so much. They're so witty, and they're funny, and they're honest,

537
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 1: and that they're not even cuteest that it doesn't matter.

538
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 1: I know, I don't care about looks when it comes

539
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:53,160
Speaker 1: to like talent and things that I truly care about looks.

540
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I care about looks too. You're my friend.

541
00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 1: Why do you think we're friends? Why do you think

542
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: we're doing this? As soon as you lose an arm,

543
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: I'm gone, But my little nub gonna be real nube.

544
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to photoshop arms in the photos. That's

545
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 1: too much work. I'm gonna get tattoos all over the nube.

546
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to sign it up. Nob gonna be poppy. No,

547
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, Yo, here's my friend her nubnub me and

548
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 1: minub me and minub me and the nube. You and

549
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 1: this black man who's not attractive but you're in love with. Yes.

550
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, I'm gonna be on the show.

551
00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, where, what's what time. I was like, oh,

552
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 1: it's it's like right before yours, so you probably won't

553
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:46,400
Speaker 1: see it, but I'm gonna trying to run yours. And

554
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 1: he's like, oh no, cool. Yeah, He's like I'm gonna

555
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 1: try to run yours. And he was like He's like

556
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 1: and then he's like, you know how far the festival

557
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 1: is from here? I was like, dude, you got like

558
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 1: a twenty minute walk. He's like word. I was like, yeah,

559
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:01,800
Speaker 1: you got some time. He's doing bad. He doesn't have

560
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 1: Google math on his phone. Sat check it before you

561
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 1: left the hotel in that hot ass sweats. No, he

562
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 1: just wanted to, you know, explore. Did you introduce your

563
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: girlfriend to him as your girlfriend? Yes? Okay, did you

564
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,840
Speaker 1: say this is my girlfriend or did you say this

565
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 1: is my girl friend? No, I was like, my man,

566
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 1: and then I pushed her to the side, do her

567
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 1: in front of my bus. And then later that day, uh, clearly,

568
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 1: I run to the show. I tell you, I'm like,

569
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 1: we're going, everybody's going, let's go. Let's back up right

570
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: before and he said that to us. Me and her

571
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 1: girlfriend got nice and high. Oh, all got so high.

572
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,959
Speaker 1: But your girlfriend, for the record, was taking edibles all

573
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: day then smoke. That was the only way she could

574
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: deal with me. She needed to be highly sedated. That's crazy, yeah,

575
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 1: oh she she as soon as she went to the dispensary,

576
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 1: she was just popping them shits in her mouth. So

577
00:31:56,520 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 1: we're there, we're watching them and you guys, I was

578
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 1: so high that I was, and also confused because if

579
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 1: y'all are fans of theseus and Mirro, I don't know

580
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:11,239
Speaker 1: what the podcast is like. But they were up on

581
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 1: stage reciting like they were like, this is is your boys,

582
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 1: such and such a ka, such and such a ka,

583
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 1: such and such a ka, and then they would put

584
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 1: the mic to the colony. They would put the mic

585
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 1: to the audience, and the audience knew and I was like,

586
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 1: is this a bit? Like y'all do this amatime? You

587
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 1: get on stage, they do the bit and that's why, bitch,

588
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 1: we need listen bits like that, hey bits, We need segments,

589
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 1: we need things for the followers. Followers, what do you

590
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 1: want us to do? What should be mean? And continue

591
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 1: to be funny? That's what? What should we be called?

592
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 1: You know what should we called? You're the nube, Marie

593
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 1: and the nub taking we need something for the people.

594
00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 1: But anyway, they're watching, You're high, and I'm like, everybody's looking.

595
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 1: They're like, what we don't understand the thing that they're saying.

596
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 1: And I'm in a trance. I was like, I understand them,

597
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 1: I get them. I vibe with them. These are my dudes,

598
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 1: so crazy. So they finished, they finished, they get off stage.

599
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna go say hi, Marie, let's go. And

600
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 1: I was like, you don't need me, I said, I

601
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 1: grabbed you. I said, yes you. She yoked me up

602
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 1: by the nub guys. I said you're coming and I

603
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: was like, babe, I'm about to act a fool. Just

604
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 1: giving me your heads up and she's like, yeah, I know.

605
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 1: And so I run up on them, and he looks

606
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 1: and he's like hey, and he's like, I'm a smash tonight.

607
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,520
Speaker 1: He's the way his eyes lit up. He was like, oh,

608
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 1: look at this group. He has no He's like Sydney's like,

609
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,280
Speaker 1: oh my god. It was so embarrassing. I said hey,

610
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 1: And then the way you look and the way you

611
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 1: were standing, I was like, oh my god, she's in

612
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 1: love with this man. I was like, he remember. I

613
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: was like he were definitely remembered. He's like, hey, what's up.

614
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: He's like, yo, I just wanded. You know, I was

615
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 1: mad high when I was in the street. He was

616
00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 1: because he was a little weird. But he was weird.

617
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,479
Speaker 1: He's not weird because when he when I saw him

618
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 1: after he gave me a real hug, you felt the dick.

619
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:10,320
Speaker 1: He felt it in your belly buttons is literally little nube.

620
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:15,319
Speaker 1: It was in my bladder a roast, you know, it's

621
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 1: a pill. For that, you had to go like a

622
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 1: garlic pil Oh my god, shut up. Okay, so you

623
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,400
Speaker 1: felt did you feel a dick for real? No? I didn't.

624
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 1: He ses he's a little thin. He's on the in side.

625
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,959
Speaker 1: He's real thin. He's gaunt. He needs to do arms

626
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: mixed arm legs and Corey he needs to he needs

627
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 1: a trainer. No anyway, Jesus, I love you. Uh. And

628
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 1: then Maol was behind us. She's like, oh, so y'all

629
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:46,879
Speaker 1: gonna sweat this nigga. I'm here too. Wait, Sidney Yo.

630
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 1: Sidney was looking at this dude and she's like hi.

631
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,359
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, that was really great, and she's like,

632
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 1: we have a podcast too, and he was like, oh,

633
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,440
Speaker 1: what's it called? And she said the Unofficial Expert and

634
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 1: he's like, what is it? And he like jilted his

635
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,720
Speaker 1: head and she like leaned. I feel like your lips

636
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: touched his ears. That's how close y'all were. And Sydney

637
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 1: was fan girling out so hard. And I'm listening to

638
00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 1: the music that's playing. I'm like, what song is this?

639
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 1: And I sound I sound hounded it because when I'm high,

640
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 1: music makes me real happy, so I soundhounded it. And

641
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:21,360
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I says this the Bodegga Boy's theme.

642
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 1: Y'all got your own themes. That's what we need. This.

643
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,319
Speaker 1: We don't need bits, we don't need segments, we need

644
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 1: a theme song. That's what we need. And I was like, oh,

645
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: it's your themes and I screamed it real loud. She

646
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:34,240
Speaker 1: screamed it, which she completely interrupted. My weird ass, awkward

647
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 1: ass me talking to this. I broke the ice she did.

648
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh hey, Marro. I was like,

649
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 1: oh hey, and he gave me. He's like, oh yeah,

650
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 1: what's up? And he gave me a hug. But he

651
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,040
Speaker 1: was like, bitch, you like I've been here, but I

652
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 1: didn't even see you hug him. I think I had

653
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 1: walked and I gave him a hug too, because I

654
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: was like, no, you were there the whole time. Marie.

655
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 1: I was like, I need you be here. It was

656
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 1: so funny. Sidney was like, we have a podcast together too.

657
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 1: Uh me and my partner Marie. And then she's like

658
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,919
Speaker 1: this is my girlfriend h and uh oh hey Marol.

659
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 1: I was so rude to Adrian and Mirro. You're rude

660
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,840
Speaker 1: to yourself, sis, No, I wasn't. I have never in

661
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 1: my life as a New Yorker walking through the streets

662
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 1: of New York seen somebody that I like so much

663
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 1: that I forgot words and fangirled in front of them.

664
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:24,239
Speaker 1: Now I forget words just because I let them walk by.

665
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:26,399
Speaker 1: And then I'll be like, Sis, let me tell you,

666
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:29,399
Speaker 1: just walk by. I'm not gonna You're not gonna see

667
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: me sweating nothing. Nobody Nathan's I'm scared, dude, because one day,

668
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 1: one day people people come up to us like that.

669
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:41,799
Speaker 1: So I'm just passing. You know, you have people pass

670
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 1: like that, and I'd be like, Sis, you you excited

671
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 1: to see us. I'm like, Grandma, hands don't even have

672
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: lotion on the right now. Continue, continue to give us

673
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:51,839
Speaker 1: all this love. We need it. Okay, I appreciate it.

674
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 1: I don't know I appreciate it. I appreciate it, but

675
00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 1: I also don't understand why anybody is enamored with anybody

676
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 1: that they don't actually really know. If you ast where

677
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 1: we talk for an hour, I mean, I don't really

678
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 1: be telling my business. You've been telling your business. I

679
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:09,799
Speaker 1: feel like if you really knew me, you'd be like, oh,

680
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:14,319
Speaker 1: that's the ashy Haitian girl with her nube. I'm just

681
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,479
Speaker 1: gonna stay on this side of the street. You would

682
00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 1: not come up to me if you really really It

683
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 1: was the highlight of my trip, to be honest with you.

684
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, are you going to the after party?

685
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:25,719
Speaker 1: And they were like, yeah, sure, but they were lying.

686
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 1: And then Sydney waited all night at the door and

687
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 1: they did not come to stay after definitely didn't come

688
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 1: to the after party. And when I see them, niggas,

689
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, what's up you? Like you could have

690
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 1: had a good time. Miral was gonna be like you

691
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,920
Speaker 1: didn't even remember I was there? Yeah, But then I

692
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,479
Speaker 1: talked to somebody else who didn't go to the after

693
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 1: party and they were just like, Nah, you don't want

694
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:47,320
Speaker 1: to go to those after parties because it's all like industry.

695
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 1: That's not fun because then I gotta be on. You

696
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 1: gotta go to the after party where the real like

697
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 1: we can just hang out and have a good time. Okay,

698
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: So where was that after And I was like, nobody

699
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: told us about that? Where was that after party? We

700
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:04,760
Speaker 1: didn't get invited, nigga, which was crazy because you literally

701
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: let him put his dick on your bladders, So like,

702
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,320
Speaker 1: why would he not tell you? I don't know he

703
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:13,839
Speaker 1: did in my number? You would give him your phone number? Oh? Absolutely,

704
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 1: since I honestly I want to collab with him. I

705
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 1: want to I want us to do something with Jesus

706
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 1: and Merrill. And then our friend ben No, I don't

707
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 1: want to do anything with them. If you don't act

708
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 1: like this, I promise I won't your eyes turn its

709
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 1: little hearts. You have the emoji heart. I promise I'll

710
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,799
Speaker 1: get it together. But I just need you to be

711
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 1: more supportive. I have been supportive. I do not support

712
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 1: you acting like this in front of them anyway. You're like,

713
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 1: I just want to collaborate. You're like Helga from Hey Arnold.

714
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 1: You're like you are like a wall of Jesus and

715
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:48,839
Speaker 1: Nero is crossed out. Your face is pasted on top

716
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 1: of Mirro's face. It's just crazy. I just Jesus was like, yo,

717
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 1: you want to just do something, you and me. I'll

718
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 1: be like, Bymory, be like later, I would say, I

719
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 1: will let you go, says you know. Sometimes if you

720
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 1: if you gotta let the horse wow doors, you gotta

721
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 1: let them go. If they come back, they're yours. But

722
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 1: if you come back a horse, yes I did. If

723
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 1: you go follow the nigga with the oats in his

724
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 1: hand and the followers, if it's decents said to you,

725
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 1: let's work on something together, and you were like, by Marie,

726
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,759
Speaker 1: I'd be like, all right, bye. I would let you

727
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 1: go Sis. I'd be like, don't let the door hit

728
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 1: you want your flat ass one win? My ass is

729
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 1: flat out. It's not big, is it fat? Is it fat? Wow?

730
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: I would be like, later, good to know. These are

731
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:34,799
Speaker 1: good things to know. I mean, I mean, listen, this

732
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:36,800
Speaker 1: podcast will still thrive. I mean maybe thrives out the

733
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:38,399
Speaker 1: right word, but it would still go on without you.

734
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 1: I would still record here in the dark. I'd be like,

735
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 1: day number sixteen, Sidnig is dead to me and dead

736
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 1: to y'all. Let me tell ya what was she tweeted today?

737
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,279
Speaker 1: And I will go through your tweets and dissect them

738
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 1: with a fine tooth comb and be like, and that's

739
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 1: why that alway is dead to us anyway, don't forget

740
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 1: to rate subscribe. I remember when Sydney went to the Cookout.

741
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 1: On the Cookout episode, she went to the halfway halt.

742
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,280
Speaker 1: We would go. I would go through every single episode

743
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,280
Speaker 1: and talk about why you were so terrible? Oh my god,

744
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:14,279
Speaker 1: and I believe you. It would be good. People would

745
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 1: be like, Yo, this is a real recap. It's a

746
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:24,799
Speaker 1: recap about old episodes with the Marie twist. Listen, you

747
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: know what you know? Who's dead to us. Oh man,

748
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I would find a way. Listen, Marie, I do.

749
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 1: I do my best. I'd let people know. I'm like,

750
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 1: when you invite me, you know you're inviting Marie, right,

751
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 1: you know that I don't even know what you're saying.

752
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: I tell them, I'm like, listen, if we if there's

753
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 1: a boat and you invite me, you better make sure

754
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 1: there's two tickets. You better make sure there's two life

755
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 1: thists because I need to life thiss. Also make sure

756
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 1: it's enough boats. I saw the tatic they didn't have

757
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:59,439
Speaker 1: enough boats. Mad people died and need a side boat.

758
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 1: You decide my boat to escape. It's a life raft.

759
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:07,360
Speaker 1: I can't swim, don't I mean to no boat that

760
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 1: doesn't have enough left jacket city. Uh listen, if Jesus

761
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,879
Speaker 1: wants to invite you out, sis, y'all can go. I'm

762
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 1: not even on third wheel it I'm just going. You

763
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:18,399
Speaker 1: know I wouldn't be third will it would be Mirro

764
00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 1: is married. Jesus, I think it has a girlfriend. Anyway.

765
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: If this is not a romantic, please please, that doesn't matter.

766
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,319
Speaker 1: These dudes are young, and they're traveling, and people are

767
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:30,359
Speaker 1: reciting their raggedy ass sketches and stuff back to them.

768
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,320
Speaker 1: They're getting big headed. They making a little bit of

769
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:35,880
Speaker 1: money now, they got name brand socks. They're banging women

770
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 1: on the side. Wow, you're gonna say this on this

771
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 1: podcast where they could possibly listen. Miro's not listening because

772
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,359
Speaker 1: you didn't show him no love you. I think you're

773
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 1: so funny. Jesus might be listening. Some fun dick from

774
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 1: the back, that's what he says. It's so funny, some

775
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 1: fun dip from the back. I'm gonna start using that

776
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,799
Speaker 1: in the public. I'm just at the DMV the other

777
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 1: day and somebody try to cut me. I should have

778
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:02,279
Speaker 1: said somebody from a Yes, I'm like, this is why

779
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 1: we should come up with these guys, so we can

780
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,120
Speaker 1: just scream stuck my dick from the back. Yeah. I mean,

781
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 1: if anything, I need to get a catchphrase. Yeah, that's definitely.

782
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:12,879
Speaker 1: We need to work on catchphrases. We need to work

783
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 1: on a theme song. Let's get a theme song. Oh

784
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:18,360
Speaker 1: my god, said you sound crazy. No artists, we need

785
00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 1: know how real SoundCloud artists who can put some we

786
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:25,359
Speaker 1: know some SoundCloud some SoundCloud niggas who put some ship together. Yo.

787
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:29,880
Speaker 1: The next mixtape I get that's gonna be art thief. Yo,

788
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,799
Speaker 1: my man, you like, yes, yes, I do, give it,

789
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:34,879
Speaker 1: give me the album. This won't be the yeah theme

790
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 1: for the otherficial Yes, and you know they make they

791
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 1: make so many mixtapes. They don't know they fucking work.

792
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 1: They gonna hear that ship. They're gonna hear it on

793
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 1: Tom Square because you know we're gonna have a billboard

794
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 1: and everything. We're like, that sounds familiar, yea. They can't

795
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 1: pay royalties for that. I want to. I want a

796
00:42:53,200 --> 00:43:00,360
Speaker 1: theme song that sounds like the John Cena song that

797
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 1: like I wanted to just be like, oh my god,

798
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 1: like Jada kisses on it. Jada kisses on that. Yeah,

799
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 1: well Jada kiss You know he needs money and so

800
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 1: he got business. How do we do this? Listeners? You

801
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,759
Speaker 1: know what we don't do. We don't really ask for much.

802
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 1: But I really think that there's a lot of people

803
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 1: listening who can actually be a part of the fam.

804
00:43:20,239 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 1: They can help us grow. So if you know artists

805
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 1: who can get some beats together, if you know a

806
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 1: rapper who's not I don't read words, I don't need

807
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:35,360
Speaker 1: rap on the theme song. I need a rapper. Give

808
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:42,640
Speaker 1: me the music. What are you looking for right now?

809
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,880
Speaker 1: Are looking for the Podaga Boy theme right now? Because

810
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:48,800
Speaker 1: I feel like you are? Wait, do you have it? Listen?

811
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 1: It's in my SoundCloud history. You want me to play

812
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 1: it because I feel like you're gonna just your pants?

813
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 1: You know. I love this song so much. We need

814
00:44:03,520 --> 00:44:07,319
Speaker 1: a theme like this. It's so good. We can make

815
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 1: it happen, Marie. I want can we just take his

816
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: theme song? Can we just make it our? Yea, let's

817
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:24,440
Speaker 1: remix it. Here's the here's the Bodega Boys theme song.

818
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 1: Let me play it for you guys briefly, Sidney, please

819
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: took your cervix back into your pant I just the

820
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 1: guys are incredible. They're incredible. Is there's a strong word

821
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 1: being the way I am with them? I see how

822
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 1: somebody can be fanning over someone and someone else be like,

823
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 1: I don't get it. I know for everybody. Ah, this

824
00:44:51,520 --> 00:45:01,320
Speaker 1: is so good. There's something such a fan Oh my god, Marie,

825
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 1: we need how do we do it? You listen, get

826
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:15,319
Speaker 1: high and listen to the theme song. It's so good. Yo. Hey, yeah,

827
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 1: numb it up, numb it up. I was like, what

828
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 1: song is? Yeah? My num being numbed up, my num

829
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 1: being numbed up. I think the song should just be

830
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,439
Speaker 1: a mix of the Johnsena song, and then I feel

831
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 1: like we shouldn't make it up, just blend them together

832
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,359
Speaker 1: and be like, well, this is an original track. Oh

833
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 1: my god, Marie, this is nuts because I feel like,

834
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:41,839
Speaker 1: you know, we talk every day and then we get

835
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 1: on this podcast and I'm just like, how did we

836
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 1: stretch this out to a fucking hour? How do we

837
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 1: stress this shit out to an hour? And we'd be like, yo,

838
00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 1: we can still keep it going too. I mean, it

839
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 1: hasn't been an hour. Sis. It sounds like you're trying

840
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:59,239
Speaker 1: to get us to wrap it up, but it's been

841
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,959
Speaker 1: forty five listen, and every time i't forty five minutes,

842
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, how do we get this far? Dude? Honestly, Sis,

843
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 1: you could have just kept that to yourself. No, you know,

844
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:09,240
Speaker 1: I am. I'm very on Brad. You broke the fourth

845
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:12,319
Speaker 1: wall when listening is like, this whole podcast is about

846
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 1: me breaking the fourth wall. There is no wall with me,

847
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 1: you know. I just say every time we go to

848
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,919
Speaker 1: a meeting, everything we do, we're like, yo, Sydney's gonna

849
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:22,360
Speaker 1: say something real food. I really wish I could have

850
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:24,959
Speaker 1: seen her in front of these Bodegga boys. I was like, Sis,

851
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,279
Speaker 1: you look like a Justin Bieber fan meeting Justin Bieber

852
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 1: to the first side. Yo, you like Oh. I looked

853
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:33,600
Speaker 1: over at your face and you were just like I

854
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:36,680
Speaker 1: was like, you root in my high service. I was like, sir,

855
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:42,320
Speaker 1: I gotta go. You're definitely like you could do a

856
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 1: lot better if you're going a fan. I mean, I

857
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:48,439
Speaker 1: just I am not that type of person. I don't.

858
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,320
Speaker 1: I think that That's just how I am with everything.

859
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:52,839
Speaker 1: I don't want anybody to think that I need them

860
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 1: or that I like them more than they like me.

861
00:46:56,280 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 1: So that's how I am in relationships, friendships, friend sure friendships.

862
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:04,439
Speaker 1: I guess if you want to put that there, that's high.

863
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 1: With jobs, I'll be needing that job. But I'm like,

864
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 1: I don't want them to think I need this job.

865
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 1: And that's why I don't have a job, or a

866
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 1: man or any friends. But you know, are you happy? Ish?

867
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:21,239
Speaker 1: I'm happy, Marie. But sometimes people need to know that

868
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:25,239
Speaker 1: you need them. What do I need, Sydney? Which you

869
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 1: need to know that I need you? You're I need

870
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:34,319
Speaker 1: to get what is going on in your neighborhood today.

871
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 1: It's just Thursday, nig man. This is like the fourth

872
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 1: one that went by. I didn't even need this is

873
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: the first one that I've heard. Oh yeah, because you

874
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 1: don't heed anything except yo, we need a things song, dude. Okay,

875
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 1: So yeah, you need me to tell you that I

876
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 1: need you m m yeah. Anyway, that's all the time

877
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:01,800
Speaker 1: we have for you, guys, say folks. Yeah, actually, actually,

878
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: you know what, We had a little tiff and I

879
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 1: think we should talk about it on the Patreon. So

880
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:07,880
Speaker 1: if you can talk about it right here, no, no,

881
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 1: if it's talking about it right here. If people want

882
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 1: to hear about our personal struggles with each other, they

883
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 1: need to pay our trials and tribulation five dollars. Yes,

884
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:19,440
Speaker 1: Sydney and I got into it in San Francisco. We

885
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 1: did it was and it spilt over until last week

886
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 1: and I was in the pot. I said, I don't

887
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:26,919
Speaker 1: want to do the podcast. I'm not in the mood.

888
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 1: She did say, I'm not feeling it right now. She

889
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 1: texted me that, and I said, whoa, whoa, whoa. I

890
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:35,839
Speaker 1: know we were having a little issue, but now you're

891
00:48:35,920 --> 00:48:38,879
Speaker 1: fucking with the podcast with the podcast. I said, well,

892
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,279
Speaker 1: let me go get my uber pool. I'm coming over.

893
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 1: Tell me when you're there, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, help me.

894
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:48,800
Speaker 1: Whoa listen, whoa. Yeah, that's what happened last week. I

895
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 1: was like, I don't. I'm not I'm not feeling it.

896
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 1: And Tony was like, yeah, I did. I could feel

897
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 1: your lip quivering in the text message. Well, I didn't

898
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 1: have a problem letting you know. I was like, well,

899
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:06,120
Speaker 1: I appreciate your services and I would like to continue

900
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:09,759
Speaker 1: this friendship. And I was like, let me put my

901
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:14,759
Speaker 1: phone on airplane money. And then I threw my phone

902
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:15,919
Speaker 1: in the street and then I was like, oh, should

903
00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 1: I need that? And I ran back in. I was like, oh,

904
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 1: thank god for this underbox. Oh my gosh, no way.

905
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:25,839
Speaker 1: I was like, Brie, are you fucking with the podcast now?

906
00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:29,479
Speaker 1: I thought we agreed that we would not do that, honestly, Sis,

907
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I could see how

908
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:36,880
Speaker 1: people work together and they're not actually friends. It was

909
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:39,799
Speaker 1: clear to me that day. I was like, I'll see it. Yeah,

910
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 1: people staying together as a colleagues because they are making money,

911
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,320
Speaker 1: but they're not actually effing with each other. And I

912
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:48,279
Speaker 1: thought I was like, well, we ain't making no money,

913
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:51,520
Speaker 1: so there's actually no reason holding me here. There is

914
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 1: no anchor. There's literally no reason for me. It's not

915
00:49:55,120 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 1: one bit except friendship that is enough for you to stay. Marie. See,

916
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 1: I could already tell tell what. Clearly, someone loves the

917
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:14,560
Speaker 1: other person more than the other person. Listen, some people

918
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 1: want it all, but I don't at all. Some people

919
00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:24,799
Speaker 1: want it all, but I don't want at all. Isn't

920
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 1: you baby? Actually that's I would not even have said

921
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:32,280
Speaker 1: that line. Yeah, because I don't why you're so fucking

922
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:36,320
Speaker 1: cold blood e Marie. Dude, I'm cold bloody because we

923
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:39,800
Speaker 1: uh my blood is actually pretty warm, because you know

924
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 1: that carbyan blood in my veins. But I don't know.

925
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 1: I come from a place where people are not not affectionate,

926
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 1: and I feel like, in my mind like when people

927
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:52,280
Speaker 1: are emotional to me, it shows a sign of weakness. Honestly,

928
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:56,359
Speaker 1: when people are like super emotional, I'd be like, oh,

929
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 1: that's weak. The first tude that said he loved me,

930
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:01,920
Speaker 1: I was like, oh that's weak. I love you. I

931
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:05,320
Speaker 1: was like, you are literally terrible. The vice president of

932
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:07,960
Speaker 1: the fucking Devil of the Devil of the devil. I

933
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 1: don't work for Donald Trump. Sis. My name not Mike Pints.

934
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 1: I just that's just how I feel. And you know,

935
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 1: if is it something that I'm a grow out of,

936
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 1: Probably not, because that's how my family is. My sister's

937
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 1: the same way. She'd be like, no, but I could.

938
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,919
Speaker 1: I could honestly talk to your sister easier than talking

939
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 1: to you. That's a damn lad, that's you'll be talking

940
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 1: to everybody way. No, I was. I was like, should

941
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,799
Speaker 1: I call Lou? Should I call Lou? Lou will put

942
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 1: her glasses on and put down her dumb balls, She'll

943
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:42,800
Speaker 1: wipe her eyebrows off, like what's wrong? Shoot? Shit? Shit?

944
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 1: What's warm? Shoot? What's happening? Shit? Shit? And louill be like, girl,

945
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:50,240
Speaker 1: you saw when I was there, not even I Mysge

946
00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:51,800
Speaker 1: already knew the story. So she would have been like

947
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:53,360
Speaker 1: she would have been talking to you like she didn't

948
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: know what happened, but she already knew. Oh of course

949
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 1: she'd have been listening to you like oh wow, oh

950
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 1: and then what ah, No, I definitely and then Marie said,

951
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 1: what wow, she's your sister. She would definitely know. I'm

952
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 1: telling you, she already knew. They knew what was happening.

953
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:10,400
Speaker 1: I spoke to my mom and my sister every day

954
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 1: that I was in San Francisco. They knew they got

955
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 1: to blow by blow every Friday. They knew what happened Saturday.

956
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 1: They knew what happened Sunday. They knew what happened. You

957
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 1: don't do good. My mom was like, because you know,

958
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 1: my mom knew you were there. And she was like,

959
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 1: what about miss Washington? And I was like, well, let

960
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 1: me tell you about this dusty ass, gaunt ass, skinny

961
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 1: ass nigga. Oh my Godma, I was like wow. She

962
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not making black rice for her no more.

963
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 1: My mom was like, she don't eat in my house

964
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 1: no more. No. My mother was like, the devil is

965
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:44,439
Speaker 1: not welcome in my house? Is that true? That would

966
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:48,880
Speaker 1: totally crush me? What it? I would literally it would

967
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:51,439
Speaker 1: be a bad New Year's Eve for me. Oh, because

968
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:53,640
Speaker 1: you're still coming to dinner on New Year's I go

969
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:59,720
Speaker 1: every year, dude, it doesn't matter what I'm fucking yeah. Anyway,

970
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:01,879
Speaker 1: So they already knew what happened, but they I guess

971
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 1: my Sageter would have gotten your perspective. It was just

972
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:08,719
Speaker 1: messy m and I feel like, yeah, maybe we should

973
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 1: take the mess of the Patreon. Although I feel like

974
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 1: the people listening deserve to know what happened last week?

975
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:15,439
Speaker 1: Do they? Yeah, because y'all doing this year for free?

976
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, you gotta But they're on

977
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 1: the train trying to get to work, or they're like

978
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:21,719
Speaker 1: on the they're getting ready. Somebody listening to this right

979
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 1: now is putting on their brows. So id even listening

980
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:28,600
Speaker 1: to this right now is doucheing. Okays, people, it's people.

981
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:31,239
Speaker 1: What's the thing where you clean your butt out with

982
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 1: the little bobby? People doing colonics? No, I'm talking about

983
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:37,320
Speaker 1: like when guys are preparing to do anal what's the

984
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:39,719
Speaker 1: thing that they do anima? They do? Somebody's doing an

985
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,320
Speaker 1: animal right now. Listen to this. They deserve to know

986
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:45,880
Speaker 1: why what we were arguing about last week? And you

987
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:50,480
Speaker 1: saying they gotta pay five dollar? Five dollar? You don't think?

988
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:52,919
Speaker 1: Why are you looking at my foot? Is my fet

989
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:56,680
Speaker 1: Your foot is pretty damn clothes. Wow, you're saying you

990
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 1: saying this as the person who puts your feet on people. Exactly.

991
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm good fifteen inches between my foot and

992
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:07,320
Speaker 1: your face. Sis, I could see the whole layout of

993
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:11,239
Speaker 1: your toes, so they're actually really nice. You said the

994
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:15,719
Speaker 1: bitch fu I get you. Oh my god. I feel

995
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 1: like that's a good place to leave it. We're gonna

996
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 1: slide to the Patreon here. If you want to hear

997
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:20,840
Speaker 1: the story. Yeah, if you want to hear that story,

998
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 1: you gotta come to the Patreon. You gotta, you gotta

999
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:27,279
Speaker 1: come to our show. We gotta show doing twenty four.

1000
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 1: My accent somebody said to tell you you know how

1001
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:32,719
Speaker 1: to do that accent? No more. I feel like it

1002
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:36,680
Speaker 1: was starting. You gotta come through the show twenty four

1003
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:41,759
Speaker 1: twenty seven. On the twenty seventh. That's awful. We're doing

1004
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 1: a live show of the podcast. Yeah, at the Ludlow

1005
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,279
Speaker 1: House in August. What's the date, Sidney, because I have

1006
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:52,040
Speaker 1: two dates in August fifteenth. They said that we weren't

1007
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:53,880
Speaker 1: supposed to give the address and stuff out, but you

1008
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 1: know your Ludlow House. Go ahead and google it. Let

1009
00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:59,719
Speaker 1: that Low House bang on their door. It's supposed to

1010
00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:01,279
Speaker 1: be a pri an event. But bang on the door

1011
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:02,879
Speaker 1: and tell them that you're a fan and you would

1012
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 1: need to come in right right. It's a member's only event,

1013
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 1: and we can only have thirty non members there. But

1014
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:10,640
Speaker 1: if all of y'all show up, they can't turn y'all. Yeah,

1015
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,600
Speaker 1: they have to let you. And it's you know, it's

1016
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:15,560
Speaker 1: a free show. It's free. It's very clean, venue is

1017
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:19,000
Speaker 1: super cute, it's very nice. And if you're looking for investor,

1018
00:55:19,760 --> 00:55:21,880
Speaker 1: if you're looking for somebody to invest in that couch,

1019
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 1: that's the play. It's the show to come to. Okay,

1020
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 1: it's gonna okay, it's gonna be people with four yalls

1021
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:30,680
Speaker 1: and poor alas and never that. It's gonna be people

1022
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 1: with half baths. Okay, you gotta have money to have

1023
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 1: a half bath. It's gonna be people with the whisper

1024
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:38,879
Speaker 1: shut toilet lid. You know, you poor people toilet slam,

1025
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:42,240
Speaker 1: but a rich person it closes scimon These is niggas

1026
00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:45,359
Speaker 1: with more than one pantry. So oh people have more

1027
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 1: than one pantry. Yoo. You're saying that, like you know

1028
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 1: that you could have a pantry in the kitchen and

1029
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:52,200
Speaker 1: then you could have a pantry like you know near

1030
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 1: the yard that's called the shed. Cis a pantry near

1031
00:55:56,040 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 1: the yard. I think that's a garage that it's a

1032
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 1: gay rage gay rage. You gotta put the car in

1033
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:10,680
Speaker 1: the garage, put the keyr in the gearage. So Ludlow

1034
00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 1: House is like the little sister of the Soho House.

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Speaker 1: If you watch Gossip Girl or Real Housewives of New York,

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Speaker 1: you know what the hell the Soho House is. It's

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Speaker 1: real cute. So we're just trying to get our most

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Speaker 1: ratchet people's up in there. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: We gotta spice it up, so hit us up. Let

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Speaker 1: us know if you want to come, because we can

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Speaker 1: only put thirty people on the list, so you gotta

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Speaker 1: do your best if you want to be on our list.

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Speaker 1: The show starts at eight o'clock. It's gonna be an

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Speaker 1: hour show. Is Matt Quick. It's gonna be really fast.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have it out gifts. We don't know who

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Speaker 1: we're gonna have on the show. It's just know that

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Speaker 1: it's gonna be a fire. Okay, go and it's and

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Speaker 1: it's worth it, and we're gonna be real cute. And

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Speaker 1: I might even get like, you know, a partial cat

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Speaker 1: suit too. Oh you do want a cat suit? Well,

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Speaker 1: what am I gonna wear? I'm probably gonna have want

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Speaker 1: a cat suit I'm have a tiny romper. I'ma have

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Speaker 1: a bodysuit on it. It's gonna be a Beyonce performance

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Speaker 1: body suit. I see it, You see it? Are you

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Speaker 1: seeing the vision? Anyway? Bye, guys, Bye, This is such

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Speaker 1: a good song. We need it. Also, hook us up

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Speaker 1: with the theme y'all, some of y'all DJs with your mom. Bye.