Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, My goodness, that is loud in my headphone?
Speaker 1: Not for me? Is it louder? Now?
Speaker 2: It's good? Yeah, it's nice. Now good.
Speaker 1: Hi.
Speaker 2: Welcome to bull Chat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, welcome. Thank you for coming to another episode of
Speaker 1: bull Chat. It's so exciting. We're so happy to have
Speaker 1: you here. It's so cool to spend time with my
Speaker 1: really good friend. Today must be a Wednesday, Yeah, which
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Speaker 2: It's Wednesday, July twentieth. Welcome to boll Chat, the sister
Speaker 2: podcast to Serial Killers. That's the podcast where we eat cereal.
Speaker 2: And this is not but you probably already knew that.
Speaker 2: It's the same thing. It's on the same thing.
Speaker 1: You probably already knew that, fellow listeners, So we thank
Speaker 1: you for being here. If you came here for cereal,
Speaker 1: come back Monday, Okay, and again I'm sure listeners know that.
Speaker 1: Thank you guys, there might be a new one or two,
Speaker 1: don't you think? Do you think that every week we
Speaker 1: have new listeners? I was going to be at least one, right,
Speaker 1: I would hope, I think. But again, it's clearly marked
Speaker 1: on the page that it's bull chat. So what all right?
Speaker 2: I'm not going to get into it because I love
Speaker 2: you and I'm not going to argue with it.
Speaker 1: Every time you brought this up to someone, they always
Speaker 1: say that you're wrong.
Speaker 2: Tot's cool, Andy, That's right. I just said it. It's fine.
Speaker 2: What Tot's cool? Why would you say that? Totally cool?
Speaker 2: It's fine?
Speaker 1: Cool?
Speaker 2: Right? Can I have a straw, a paper straw? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sure, it's gonna upset by that. Yeah, it's going to
Speaker 1: disintegrate momentarily, you know. Okay, So I just went to
Speaker 1: pick up these ice teas for us because I had
Speaker 1: to feed the meter sixty seven dollars later.
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't the sixty seven dollars. It was just
Speaker 2: I walked in, I said two iced teas please, and
Speaker 2: the girl like she almost snorted at me, as if
Speaker 2: I don't even know what she would say, but she
Speaker 2: I walked up and her face was like, was.
Speaker 1: It the girl with glasses. Yeah, kind of tall. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's new.
Speaker 2: Oh, she didn't care that I ordered anything.
Speaker 1: She is so only because I go there every day.
Speaker 1: The really nice shorter woman who has a kiky delivery.
Speaker 1: You don't know it, but it's an animate Kikys delivery. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I love it. We've bonded over it before with right,
Speaker 1: But she was training her and she was like, all right,
Speaker 1: so it's time for one of you to go on break, Like,
Speaker 1: are one of you ready to go on break? And
Speaker 1: the girl's like, I guess I'll go. And it's like
Speaker 1: you're in for all these people and you're gonna sound
Speaker 1: like that that's the thing.
Speaker 2: And of course after I ordered n page, she flipped
Speaker 2: the screen over and it said tip, and.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, flip the screen you haven't
Speaker 1: in front.
Speaker 2: Of that's right, Okay. So I tapped the screen and
Speaker 2: it said tip, and I was like, really, normally i'd
Speaker 2: give a dollar or two or whatever, and I did.
Speaker 2: I gave a dollar just because it was there. And
Speaker 2: I feel like hitting no tip sets off an alarm
Speaker 2: in the back and the pee and your stuff, So
Speaker 2: I don't I always give something? Okay, you know, but
Speaker 2: I felt like I didn't. I didn't want to. But
Speaker 2: then again, I was giving it to the shorter girl.
Speaker 1: It's so hot in here, it's actually okay, So I
Speaker 1: was giving it to the girl in the back. I
Speaker 1: hope they don't split their tips, because it wasn't for her,
Speaker 1: it was for her. Yeah. That whole staff is really nice,
Speaker 1: except that new one. She's not very nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she needs to be trained better.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So, but it must be hard to work in
Speaker 1: customer service like that these days. I feel like, especially now,
Speaker 1: it's hard. Oh of course, and it's hard to get people,
Speaker 1: so they'll take whatever they can. Yeah, miserable or not. Oh,
Speaker 1: so many people yelling at you? Who has intolerances? Who's
Speaker 1: coming up to you being like I asked for oat
Speaker 1: milk and this is amand which would be bad if
Speaker 1: you're alder nuts, But you get the point. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then as I walked back into the building, there
Speaker 2: was a sign that said all actions on elevator and
Speaker 2: in lobby are captured on closed circuit TV.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, but that's old. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Closed circuit TV is like what banks had in the
Speaker 2: seventies with that giant box camera that would rotate back
Speaker 2: and forth. They called that closed circuit television. Now it's
Speaker 2: just you're monitored by video surveillance. That's really all it is.
Speaker 2: The last time I heard the term closed circuit television
Speaker 2: is during WrestleMania, the very first one, when you couldn't
Speaker 2: watch it on TV and it was only available on
Speaker 2: closed circuit television. And I don't even know what that was.
Speaker 2: You had to go to like arenas or something and
Speaker 2: watch it on a closed circuit wasn't a pay per view.
Speaker 1: That was pre pay per view?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, it was a year before pay per view,
Speaker 2: because I think the next year was on pay per view.
Speaker 2: But yeah, closed circuit TV. Interesting, damn. I mean, it's
Speaker 2: not an open circuit.
Speaker 1: He's closed for only people that are you know whatever,
Speaker 1: shocked exactly, Color me shocked. Let me tell you someth
Speaker 1: empt in the p dance in that elevator many a time.
Speaker 2: Why we only go up three floors?
Speaker 1: No? Well, sometimes if I go, well, if I go
Speaker 1: up to four. Sometimes if I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, and do you think they're actually watching?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: There are times where I'll be picking my nose and
Speaker 2: I'll be like, oh, and I'll see the camera right.
Speaker 1: There and you'll make sure to look at it.
Speaker 2: But do you think that they only look at it
Speaker 2: if something goes wrong and they go back and look
Speaker 2: at footage, or do you think the guy at the
Speaker 2: front desk is like, yeah, I'm gonna watch him in
Speaker 2: the elevator.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure he probably has his favorites. If
Speaker 1: I worked at a desk and I knew that, like,
Speaker 1: oh man, this one, this one doesn't know I'm watching,
Speaker 1: but he like, I don't start dancing in the elevator
Speaker 1: or something like that.
Speaker 2: I think there are very few people that actually realize
Speaker 2: that they're being watched constantly, Like like when you get
Speaker 2: into an elevator, you don't think that there's a camera on.
Speaker 2: So that's where you do your private stuff. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't mean like that stuff. I mean like picking nose
Speaker 2: and picking your ear, Yeah, stuff like that. And you
Speaker 2: know you're out in the street walking around there's cameras everywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you don't know, yeah, until you do something wrong.
Speaker 1: Do you ever think about, like, that's the last time
Speaker 1: someone would have seen you on video and then I died,
Speaker 1: Like if it was a frontline or dateline, yeah, dateline
Speaker 1: special and they found the where walking into the T
Speaker 1: mobile store.
Speaker 2: And that's the last time I was seen walking.
Speaker 1: Do you see that girl? Well, it's not funny and
Speaker 1: I'm not laughing either. Byes had to preface it. The
Speaker 1: girl who walked out of her house with the ring camera. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: but you do a fall. It was a mom and
Speaker 1: she just like left her. The last thing they have
Speaker 1: on her is leaving the house on the ring camera,
Speaker 1: and they have no idea where she went. She left
Speaker 1: without her phone because she said she was in a rush.
Speaker 1: That to me, I know this is not a true
Speaker 1: crime podcast, but I'm finding it a little suspicious, is
Speaker 1: all I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2: That's a forty eight hours mystery it is I've ever
Speaker 2: heard one.
Speaker 1: Because she just left and she's vanished and nobody knows
Speaker 1: where she is now.
Speaker 2: I think it's very rare that people go anywhere without
Speaker 2: their phone. And she lost her Apple watch. She didn't
Speaker 2: bring her Apple watch because she was she was late
Speaker 2: to work. Well, she probably didn't want to be tracked.
Speaker 2: That's why she left everything behind.
Speaker 1: This is what I said. Huh, we could be detectives. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know if i'd be good at that. No,
Speaker 1: my super sleuth thing might be a little poor.
Speaker 2: I could see you like sitting in an old Dodge
Speaker 2: diplomat with a with a big hat and sunglasses and
Speaker 2: a big long cigarette and cups of coffee and newspapers
Speaker 2: on the dashboard. You're you're in the big long camera lens.
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Oh? Perfect, you're a private dick. You'll have to watch
Speaker 1: the YouTube to see Andy in disguise.
Speaker 2: Yep. But yeah, every once in a while you have
Speaker 2: to peak over your glasses every once in a while.
Speaker 2: M hm, with the binoculars.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: Anyway, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: That one. That one freaks me out a little bit,
Speaker 1: that they went missing. There's so much stuff like that
Speaker 1: that happens that you don't hear about. And I always
Speaker 1: watched them before I go to bed, and that's not good.
Speaker 2: No, don't do that. Just watch the news, because it's
Speaker 2: always good. It's great to fall asleep to the news.
Speaker 1: I guess you're right. Shark bites and murders and all
Speaker 1: coming up at eleven. What your kids don't know is
Speaker 1: in their school meet.
Speaker 2: That's too late for me. I watched the nine o'clock.
Speaker 2: There are very few markets that have nine o'clock news, true,
Speaker 2: and we do. It's on kind of a local issue
Speaker 2: station that most people can't get even though it's CBS affiliate.
Speaker 2: It's not the CBS affiliate, but they still do the
Speaker 2: CBS local news at nine o'clock and then they rerun
Speaker 2: it at nine thirty, which is kind of weird. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I like that because I fall asleep to the
Speaker 2: nine o'clock. Ten o'clock is just too late. I can't
Speaker 2: stay up till ten. It's too much. At eleven forget
Speaker 2: about it, you know, unless it's a Friday night. Maybe yeah, maybe,
Speaker 2: Well I work Saturday mornings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. But sometimes I stay up late on
Speaker 1: a Friday because I can wake up an extra hour
Speaker 1: later on Saturday because I work from home on Saturday.
Speaker 2: Don't tell anyone. I don't know if I'm supposed to
Speaker 2: be doing.
Speaker 1: He just exposed it whatever. Yeah, I don't. I will say,
Speaker 1: are you more of a morning person or a night person? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean I get up at three fifty whatever in
Speaker 1: the morning, so I guess you're more of a morning
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: If I'll ever actually be a morning person, you know.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I get up, and yeah, I don't like.
Speaker 2: I never I've never hit my snooze ever my alarm
Speaker 2: goes off or I get up before it. I get
Speaker 2: up and I get ready and I leave. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: I'm not like a just five more minutes. I've never
Speaker 2: been like that, So I just get up. So I
Speaker 2: guess I'm a morning person. Yeah, and I like to like.
Speaker 1: I think I'm more of a morning person. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm here at I wake up at four fifty. That's
Speaker 1: my first alarm. You got an hour on me, I said,
Speaker 1: a second alarm for five. It's going to be four
Speaker 1: thirty when we move. I am not.
Speaker 2: It's further for everybody. It sucks.
Speaker 1: Do you want to play this crazy game? No, it's
Speaker 1: called absurd trolley problems, I ask you, and it tells
Speaker 1: you things I don't understand. Oh hey, Nate, Oh hi, Nate.
Speaker 2: You know that's not a hallway. You know, I know,
Speaker 2: have a great day in eleven, bye bye, take care. Okay,
Speaker 2: this says that dorney's oil. I know, we get some
Speaker 2: WD forty in this bitch. I wish.
Speaker 1: Oh no, a trolley's heading towards five people. You can
Speaker 1: pull a lever to divert it to the other track,
Speaker 1: killing one person, and said, what would you do?
Speaker 2: Depends on who the five people are.
Speaker 1: You have to pick one, pull a lever or do nothing.
Speaker 1: Is it going to kill the one person or kill
Speaker 1: five people? I'll pull the lever, of course, who are
Speaker 1: the five people?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 1: Seventy eight percent of people agree with you.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean that's the nice thing to do, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's pulling towards five people. The other track has
Speaker 1: four people. Do you pull the lever and make it
Speaker 1: kill four? Or kill five? Still?
Speaker 2: Four kill always less?
Speaker 1: And if you're seven percent of people agree with you.
Speaker 1: But if you pull the lever, there's a chance if
Speaker 1: you pull the lever really quick while the train's moving,
Speaker 1: there's a chance that'll go off the tracks and won't
Speaker 1: kill anybody. Is gonna will what? Oh? No, a trolley's
Speaker 1: heading towards five people. You can pull the lever to
Speaker 1: divert it to the other track. But then your life
Speaker 1: savings are destroyed. Well, I don't have any of those,
Speaker 1: so I'll pull the lever all right. Your life savings
Speaker 1: are destroyed.
Speaker 2: That's fine.
Speaker 1: Only seventy percent of people agree with you. Okay, ooh,
Speaker 1: you're a real asshole if you would kill five people
Speaker 1: just to for your life saving and keep your money? Yeah, like,
Speaker 1: how much could you really have?
Speaker 2: It depends on how old you are and what your
Speaker 2: job is true and what your expensive is.
Speaker 1: Elon Musk would definitely pull the if not pull the lever,
Speaker 1: might not. A trolley's heading towards five people. You could
Speaker 1: pull it to divert it to the other track, sacrificing
Speaker 1: yourself instead. Ooh, that's a tough one. It is a
Speaker 1: tough thing. That is a tough one, very tough one.
Speaker 1: I would not pull the lever, do nothing. I would
Speaker 1: so you kill them. Sixty percent of people agree with you.
Speaker 2: Wait did they have kids?
Speaker 1: No? Oh, this one's easy. You pull it to divert
Speaker 1: to the other track. But then the original copy of
Speaker 1: the Mona Lisa is destroyed, So five people die or
Speaker 1: the Mona Lisa screw.
Speaker 2: The Mona Lisa.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Steve is say, ooh, I pressed do nothing by accident.
Speaker 1: Oh come on, well, it doesn't really affect anything. It's
Speaker 1: just games. Oh no, a trolley's heading towards a rich man.
Speaker 1: The rich man offers you five hundred thousand to pull
Speaker 1: the lever, which would divert the trolley and kill someone else.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll do that, you would. It's one person either way,
Speaker 2: so what's the difference. That's that is good thinking, right,
Speaker 2: and now I got money. Thirty eight percent of people
Speaker 2: agree with you. Yeah, wow, I would expect more. But yeah,
Speaker 2: well think hard about that. You're gonna kill one person
Speaker 2: no matter what. Yeah so, but but maybe the other
Speaker 2: person's not a jerk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: You never know.
Speaker 1: A trolley's heading towards five lobsters. You could pull it
Speaker 1: or runs over a cat instead, say the lobsters or
Speaker 1: kill the cat.
Speaker 2: Well, someone's going to eat the lobsters anyway, so screw
Speaker 2: the lobsters. The cat has many many. Oh but then again,
Speaker 2: the cat has like eight more lives. That's not real. Oh,
Speaker 2: it's just a food.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: If a cat gets run over by a trolley, the
Speaker 2: cat's dead. I kill the lobsters and then we could
Speaker 2: eat them anyway, and they'll be cooked already, So good.
Speaker 2: Perfect trolley lobsters. Ooh, this one's really hard.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's heading towards five people who are sleeping and
Speaker 1: won't feel pain. You can pull it to divert it
Speaker 1: to the other track, running over someone who's wide awake.
Speaker 2: Instead, still have to divert it kill the one person.
Speaker 2: There's still five lives.
Speaker 1: But they are sleeping and they won't feel pain versus
Speaker 1: the one person who's gonna be screaming. The whole matter,
Speaker 1: it's still five families that are gonna be missing. They're
Speaker 1: so you're pulling it?
Speaker 2: Pulling it?
Speaker 1: Ah? Sixty six percent of people agree, Well, you have
Speaker 1: to think is logical? Oh oh, this one's hard. It's
Speaker 1: heading towards five people who tied themselves to the track.
Speaker 1: You can pull it to divert it to the other track,
Speaker 1: getting rid of one person who accidentally tripped.
Speaker 2: I that's difficut. But you know what, they tied themselves there,
Speaker 2: so they're looking for the trolley to come. So I
Speaker 2: just let it go.
Speaker 1: Do nothing? Okay? How many percent eighty eight percent of people? Okay,
Speaker 1: Because you have to think. These are thinking questions, Oh no,
Speaker 1: what this one? A trolley's heading towards five people. The
Speaker 1: lever just speeds up the trolley, which might make it
Speaker 1: less painful. Do you do five or one? One? What
Speaker 1: it goes faster.
Speaker 2: Faster to kill the five or regular speed to kill
Speaker 2: the one? Is it less painful or no?
Speaker 1: Still one?
Speaker 2: I'm still gonna kill the one, right, Yeah, it doesn't
Speaker 2: matter how fast it's going.
Speaker 1: I hurt? Would you do I press the wrong one? Oh?
Speaker 1: Come on, Andy, but it doesn't matter it might Wait
Speaker 1: are we going to do this the whole show? Now?
Speaker 1: Can we stop? Now? One? I'm trying to see if
Speaker 1: there's a funnier one.
Speaker 2: None of these are funny. You're killing people.
Speaker 1: Trolley's heading towards your best friend. You can it's me,
Speaker 1: I'm on the track. Okay, you can pull the lever
Speaker 1: to divert it to the other track, killing five strangers instead?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: So who what are you gonna do? Scott? I'm loyal
Speaker 1: to you, so I would I guess i'd kill the
Speaker 1: five people you're pulling the lever?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Could I have another friend in that group?
Speaker 1: Though? No? Are you strangers? Strangers? Sixty two percent of
Speaker 1: people agreed with you.
Speaker 2: Will I never know who they are or who their
Speaker 2: families are. Yeah, they're not going to come to you
Speaker 2: and be.
Speaker 1: Like, that's the lever trolley guy. What he did.
Speaker 2: I'll keep you and let them go. Love you, Andy,
Speaker 2: Thank you all right, Are we done?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh, this person forgot their glasses.
Speaker 2: Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: When's the last time that your parents asked you to
Speaker 2: do something technological that is so simple to you that
Speaker 2: you were like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I can tell you that really easy.
Speaker 2: It happens frequently, doesn't.
Speaker 1: It very frequently. It's always funny when my mom asks
Speaker 1: to she wanted what was it? What was it? She
Speaker 1: doesn't like the new Firefox window. Okay, she doesn't realize
Speaker 1: that the browser updated. Okay, she's con vinced it looked
Speaker 1: another way, which she's correct, But you cannot go back
Speaker 1: to get it to be that way. So I'm trying
Speaker 1: to teach her this is the new way the window works.
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I can understand how somebody you know
Speaker 2: what it must get?
Speaker 1: It does go in a USB flash drive. That was
Speaker 1: the other one.
Speaker 2: Well, my dad asked me for one of those yesterday.
Speaker 2: I have to go pick him up one. He's like, wait,
Speaker 2: you can delete things that are on it? Like yes,
Speaker 2: And then he was on his desktop on his PC
Speaker 2: and he said, I have all these things on my desktop.
Speaker 2: Can I put them in a folder? Somehow? How do
Speaker 2: I make. I said, I can make you a folder.
Speaker 2: You can make a folder and a new folder. Yes,
Speaker 2: So I just new folder real quick, titled it and
Speaker 2: just dragged them all and he's liked, wait, whoa. But
Speaker 2: see that's the thing, and that's why, you know, children
Speaker 2: get frustrated with their parents and they just do it.
Speaker 2: They don't show them how to do it. And that's
Speaker 2: a problem because then they're going to continuously have to
Speaker 2: ask you for stuff if you don't show them how
Speaker 2: to do things. So I said, okay, right click, drag
Speaker 2: and drop, yeah, or was it left click? I forget
Speaker 2: if it's right click, whatever the hell it was. And
Speaker 2: so I showed him and then I went in the pool,
Speaker 2: and thirty seconds later he came out, Wait a minute,
Speaker 2: can you show me that again. I deleted something by mistake,
Speaker 2: and I don't know where I put it. So I
Speaker 2: had to go back in and show him again. And
Speaker 2: then my mom the little the phone on the iPhone,
Speaker 2: the icon to make phone calls, yeah, disappeared, so she's like,
Speaker 2: I can't make.
Speaker 1: Phones place by accident.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I had to go back there and put that.
Speaker 1: It's I mean, it's things that are really simple to
Speaker 1: us that are like world ending to people over sixty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I try and be as patient as I can.
Speaker 2: Me too, but I can't.
Speaker 1: Well, I am because you know, like you always say,
Speaker 1: one day, I'm going to be in that position. You're right,
Speaker 1: So I'm only going to hope that someone shows that
Speaker 1: patience with me. Plus, you really don't when it comes
Speaker 1: to teaching. I think I'm a very patient person. I
Speaker 1: don't mind explaining it to you. I just need to
Speaker 1: know that you're engaged and listening.
Speaker 2: Paying attention.
Speaker 1: If I find that you're not paying attention, or if
Speaker 1: I'm trying to explain something to you and you're on
Speaker 1: your phone, I will get very very annoyed.
Speaker 2: It's just very hard for our elders to follow along
Speaker 2: because these are these are devices that they did not
Speaker 2: grow up with. You know, this was all thrust upon them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, relatively quickly insane, you know, I mean even for
Speaker 1: you know me, Yes, you call me whatever, I'm a boomer,
Speaker 1: but I'm not. No, I mean I didn't.
Speaker 2: I didn't have phones when I was growing up until
Speaker 2: I was probably late middle school exactly, you know, and
Speaker 2: those were not these kind of phones. Yeah, those would
Speaker 2: just make a phone call good luck, yes, and beepers
Speaker 2: and that was it. But so I mean this, so
Speaker 2: this stuff came up pretty fast and hard for me too.
Speaker 1: And you know, watching film and Louise Yesterday, okay, and
Speaker 1: that movie, the whole movie is them calling on payphones
Speaker 1: the landlines, yes, making stops. And that's in the nineties, right,
Speaker 1: So this is you think nowadays they'd be on their
Speaker 1: phones the whole time. They'd be tracked for their entire
Speaker 1: runaway trip.
Speaker 2: That's right, that's right, unless they use what burner phones?
Speaker 2: I guess can you track those two?
Speaker 1: Uh? They can? Ping? Cell cell towers.
Speaker 2: Got and you just buy those at seven eleven like that?
Speaker 2: You so you could just go into a store and
Speaker 2: just buy a cell phone, use it for a little bit,
Speaker 2: and throw it away.
Speaker 1: Yep, that's the concept of a burner phone. That's so.
Speaker 2: That's so strange.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the track phones okay, yeah, and they come in
Speaker 1: the like hard shell plastic that you need scissors to open.
Speaker 2: Oh so you don't steal them?
Speaker 1: Well yeah, they're sealed up tight. That's like even in
Speaker 1: the target they have those two.
Speaker 2: Okay, it just burped. Hey can we take a break
Speaker 2: real quick? Oh sure, thanks? I got to cough this out.
Speaker 1: Okay, hold please, okay, hurry ready, and we'll be back
Speaker 1: right after this. See I muted it, Edward, but I
Speaker 1: never saw that before. Yeah, you put the red buttons on.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's cool. Yeah, isn't it?
Speaker 2: It is very cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah. If I get annoyed with you, I could just Hey, no,
Speaker 1: when you went to where do you think.
Speaker 2: I really state?
Speaker 1: Is that maybe you would want to live in one day?
Speaker 2: And that's it?
Speaker 1: Here you go.
Speaker 2: You cut that whole thing out. Yep, that's so messed up. Hey,
Speaker 2: can we talk about real quick. When's the last time
Speaker 2: you did a thon?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I was actually bikes Walkathon, bikeathon.
Speaker 1: I do I do everyone I do it. I'm a
Speaker 1: person who runs on Thanksgiving. I know. I know people
Speaker 1: hate people like that. I've always seen memes where it's like,
Speaker 1: make sure you never are friends with someone who like
Speaker 1: wakes up early and runs on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: Well, you're a loner, a rebel.
Speaker 1: I like it. What movie The Outsiders? No?
Speaker 2: No, what is it? Pony Boy?
Speaker 1: What is it? Pee Wee's Big Adventure? Oh, I'm a loaner.
Speaker 1: Hal that's when his bike got stolen. Yeah, that's not
Speaker 1: the big top Adventure.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that was that was he was Paul
Speaker 2: Rubens was just on a celebrity family feud. It was
Speaker 2: really weird. Yeah, and Drew Carrey was on his team.
Speaker 1: It was this.
Speaker 2: It was a really strange combination.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is very odd.
Speaker 2: Yeah but anyway, So back to Athon's. So, I mean
Speaker 2: when I was younger, I we do walkathons and fine,
Speaker 2: you know, I don't know if I ever what what
Speaker 2: Oh are you going home with Skary?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, no, he's not gonna go home with you. Sorry, Bye, guys,
Speaker 1: take care. Oh his calfs are so big. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: wonder like, so I feel my calf.
Speaker 2: Well, that's muscle, right, I think I think his is
Speaker 2: M and m's peanut.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I say they hurt. If you those are tight,
Speaker 1: I know, wow, dude, you can beat someone up with
Speaker 1: them with my calf Seriously, mine get tight when I
Speaker 1: do a Thon's.
Speaker 2: So you know I'm a I'm a big bike rider.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love riding my bike. I'll take my bike out,
Speaker 2: I'll ride to the beach, I'll go twenty twenty miles.
Speaker 2: You know, I love to ride.
Speaker 1: Ye to ride my bike.
Speaker 2: So I'm doing the Empire State ride this Saturday. Cool,
Speaker 2: and you know who's doing it with me?
Speaker 1: Nate.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm trying to get Nate to do it if
Speaker 2: he can come down for Westchester.
Speaker 1: I was really hoping I could have done this.
Speaker 2: I know I was trying to get you to do it,
Speaker 2: but you're like, oh, sorry, I'm gonna be in the
Speaker 2: beach house with Tommy and Gina.
Speaker 1: Yep, So you know I could have done this bull
Speaker 1: chat from there. Yeah, but it's more I'm bringing all
Speaker 1: my equipment.
Speaker 2: It's more fun together. And it's always a mess. You
Speaker 2: got drunk people screaming in the back, and this one's
Speaker 2: passed out on the couch and this one's got a
Speaker 2: smoking weed on. Oh, speaking of smoking weed, I brought
Speaker 2: you something.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we you should finish your no, no.
Speaker 2: No, I'm all over the place. Let me give you
Speaker 2: this first, but remind me bicycle.
Speaker 1: Bicycle, bicycle, bike bike bicycle. I ordered this for you.
Speaker 1: This is limited edition. Okay, it's it's the first day issue.
Speaker 1: Check it out. Nancy Reagan stamp.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's first day issue. That's that's gonna be worth
Speaker 2: something one day. If that's not, you can't use that stamp.
Speaker 2: It's on an envelope. It's the first day release issue.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, that's a collector's item. Just say no, yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you so much.
Speaker 2: You're very welcome. I thought of you and I ordered
Speaker 2: that for you.
Speaker 1: I really appreciate that. I like when you think of me.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know what you're gonna do with it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna keep it.
Speaker 1: The problem is, I'm a hoarder, so I'm now gonna
Speaker 1: now that you said that this could mean something in
Speaker 1: the future, I'm gonna hold on to this and then
Speaker 1: when I'm like eighty five, I'm gonna go back through
Speaker 1: my chatchkes and be like, this is worth something.
Speaker 2: I mean, chances are it'll be worth less. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: you know, just keep it in the plastic. Okay, and
Speaker 2: you know, good thing.
Speaker 1: I almost opened it.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, don't keep it in the plastic and just
Speaker 2: hang on to it.
Speaker 1: Thanks Nancy.
Speaker 2: See here's the thing, like if you if you really
Speaker 2: want it to be cool, you take it to the
Speaker 2: post office, like in the city that it was issued,
Speaker 2: and they'll stamp it with the stamper and that's really cool.
Speaker 2: Like you see those every once in a while, Like
Speaker 2: there were some two dollar bills from nineteen seventy six.
Speaker 2: There's a special stamp on it and they stamp it
Speaker 2: from the from the date of issue and that that's
Speaker 2: really cool and that's worth some stuff. Anyway, back to
Speaker 2: the bike thing.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you whatever Tavern's making right now, I
Speaker 1: want it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to repeat Peta. So the Empire State Ride, it's
Speaker 2: this Saturday morning bike July twenty third bike. It is
Speaker 2: a cancer ride. So it is to stamp out cancer.
Speaker 1: That's really nice of you.
Speaker 2: And so I'm trying to get Nate to do it,
Speaker 2: but I'll already Matt, you know, the one who always
Speaker 2: texts and says how much this podcast sucks. Yep, he is.
Speaker 2: He's riding it with me. And you know what, you
Speaker 2: know what Our team is called.
Speaker 1: Cerealssly Cereal Lesslee Nuts because we are for riding twenty
Speaker 1: five miles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say that I'm very proud of you.
Speaker 2: And if any of our serial Killers of bull Chat
Speaker 2: fans would like to donate a little bit, maybe a
Speaker 2: dollar or two, or maybe a two dollar bill, that'd
Speaker 2: be great.
Speaker 1: We'll post the link.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll put the link on our serial Killer's website.
Speaker 1: Website. Oh yeah, just the website.
Speaker 2: No, we can put it where. I don't know how,
Speaker 2: what's what's the ball assist? Hey, hey, Sonny, can you
Speaker 2: teach me how to post something?
Speaker 1: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Dad, Okay, So we'll find it somewhere. Oh, Queen.
Speaker 1: If this was a radio show, I'd play this is
Speaker 1: your bed while you talk about it. Scotty Me has
Speaker 1: a bikeathon coming up. Tell us a little bit about
Speaker 1: your bike ride.
Speaker 2: That is, queen right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So it's going to be twenty five miles along
Speaker 1: the majestic roads of the north shore of Long Island.
Speaker 1: Love it. It starts at Roosevelt Park in Oyster Bay
Speaker 1: and travels along whatever the hell road that is over
Speaker 1: there up near Brookville and whatever up there on Long Island.
Speaker 2: Is that the Gold Coast? I don't even know. But
Speaker 2: it's twenty five miles and it's like on the regular roads,
Speaker 2: Like the auxiliary cop is there, like blocking off the
Speaker 2: side of the road, and you know he's gonna say
Speaker 2: to us, hurry up, let's go cos you're trailing bikes.
Speaker 1: Scare me. Like to ride a bike on a road
Speaker 1: like that? Yeah, I hate it because I just think
Speaker 1: if I fall rocks. I'm gonna fall into traffic.
Speaker 2: I have to wear my helmet. Of course, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: wear the cool bike gloves too, with no fingers. What
Speaker 2: that's official. I kind of have to, yeah, because when
Speaker 2: you change gears, it starts, you know it rubs a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 2: speaking of rubs a lot, you have to wear the
Speaker 2: right underwear, like, yeah, you have to wear it to
Speaker 2: run too or else that chafing is real on Saturday.
Speaker 2: You could call me sir rubs a lot. But I
Speaker 2: might wear like the closest thing to tidy whities because
Speaker 2: they kind of hold it in all the way. Look,
Speaker 2: if you ride twenty five miles and you're just wearing
Speaker 2: loose fitting things, it feels like you're vibrating the whole
Speaker 2: time and you got punch in the balls and by
Speaker 2: the time you're done, they're numb.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that ain't fun.
Speaker 2: Speaking of I mean, this is probably t m I.
Speaker 2: But they dipped in the water here at the radio station,
Speaker 2: so either they're sagging or the water is coming up
Speaker 2: to a higher level. Usually it's only Terminal five at JFK,
Speaker 2: the Jet Blue terminal. But hello, the other day here,
Speaker 2: that's just weird, right, cool?
Speaker 1: Okay. Cool.
Speaker 2: Anyway, so if you want to come out and watch,
Speaker 2: you can it'll or you know, make signs, Yeah, make signs,
Speaker 2: go cereal lessly, Lessie, you.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't do a tough mutter.
Speaker 2: You said, I could not do a tough mutter. I
Speaker 2: just can't. That's a lot of training.
Speaker 1: I think. It's not. I gotta you swim the electric
Speaker 1: eels or something get electrocuted. No, they got rid of
Speaker 1: that part. It's like mattress springs that are hooked up
Speaker 1: to battery eas No, no, no, I can't stop that.
Speaker 2: I can't. You gotta go over that wall.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, it's really easy. I'd be like kicking
Speaker 1: on the wall. I would be able to go over,
Speaker 1: and some would be pushing my butt up and fall.
Speaker 1: But if it has slots like slats slots, what's it
Speaker 1: between the slat and a slot?
Speaker 2: It's a good question.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well to continue aarn O's that's the difference. Cool.
Speaker 1: So you couldn't like walk or climb over it. You'd
Speaker 1: be afraid. Is there anything? It's not like a ladder,
Speaker 1: It almost is, because there's places for your feet to go.
Speaker 1: You just have to like climb over it.
Speaker 2: But it's muddy and slippery.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's a part of the fine.
Speaker 2: And then you keep falling off and you hurt yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I did not fall off the one I did it.
Speaker 2: You did a tough mutter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've done a tough mutter. I did another one,
Speaker 1: like a extreme champion one. Yeah, so you really would
Speaker 1: be good on the Amazing Race. I could do Amazing
Speaker 1: Race or Survivor. I could huh, let me tell you
Speaker 1: something something these calves. Yeah, I could do a lot.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I'm really still annoyed that they never called us back
Speaker 2: for Lingo. That's just such bs, such bs, and you
Speaker 2: want to know, I think I ruined it. I apologize
Speaker 2: because they asked what other shows that we've been on,
Speaker 2: and I said Rachel Ray. And when I said Rachel Ray,
Speaker 2: they like, what was it about?
Speaker 1: And how long were you on? But you know, and
Speaker 1: I was like, it was like three minutes and it
Speaker 1: was about, you know, me being a slob. It's fine,
Speaker 1: so but they I don't think they liked that for
Speaker 1: some reason. Yeah, but it sucks. We would have got
Speaker 1: a trip to London we to do the Amazing Race.
Speaker 1: We need to just make a casting video and submit it.
Speaker 2: I think we're better off on just a regular straight
Speaker 2: up game show. We'll stand there and answer questions.
Speaker 1: Amazing race. The opportunities you get from that are way better, Okay,
Speaker 1: because then you get invited to now they have that
Speaker 1: new CBS challenge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's just it's it's too much for me.
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not okay in a situation like that,
Speaker 2: you'd be fine. I'm as much as you say that
Speaker 2: I am. I told you that I'm really not good
Speaker 2: under pressure. I'm not. Yeah, but that's why here I
Speaker 2: am with this because I'm familiar with this, and I know,
Speaker 2: like when we're about to go off the air, I
Speaker 2: can stick like ten seconds and real quick and I
Speaker 2: can figure it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But when we're on like in some foreign country and
Speaker 2: like a you know, I'm about to like I don't know,
Speaker 2: miss a train or something, it's gonna be tough.
Speaker 1: It's less about the race and more about the challenges though,
Speaker 1: right what I've watched years ago, I know, putting things together,
Speaker 1: like hustles and going places and figuring out things.
Speaker 2: Like I'm afraid i'd look like an idiot. Well, I
Speaker 2: mean I know I.
Speaker 1: Do that in my own No. I was gonna say
Speaker 1: everybody runs that risk when they put themselves out there
Speaker 1: on television.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, that's I just want to stand at a
Speaker 2: podium and hit the buzzer and go uh six.
Speaker 1: See. I'd be more afraid of that one. If I'm
Speaker 1: just being completely honest, I would hate to do that.
Speaker 1: And then it's like me standing there like a me
Speaker 1: going Andrew, you idiot, Yeah, that would be the entire show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: me walking around being like.
Speaker 2: Huh, that's the entertainment, and then you just being like
Speaker 2: like the typewriter guy from Sesame Street. Yes, now you remember, yes, right?
Speaker 1: X no X ray no no no, x no no.
Speaker 2: We just did the whole bit.
Speaker 1: You know, I need to make a new casting tape
Speaker 1: for Survivor. You do, yeah, long ago. Guess who what happened? Nobody?
Speaker 1: They contacted me. You just made one though, Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you're like, hey, Scotty, why do you think I should
Speaker 1: be on Survivor? Well, no, that was I made that
Speaker 1: one in January. This one. Here's the thing. I usually
Speaker 1: wait and then I watch it like seventeen thousand times
Speaker 1: to make sure it's like perfect. But you know what,
Speaker 1: I've realized doing that makes it bad.
Speaker 2: You just have to do it the first time. Yes,
Speaker 2: I just send it. Yes, that's the most organic natural
Speaker 2: take is the first one when we made.
Speaker 1: The lingo casting video, that was a one shot and
Speaker 1: we both got calls.
Speaker 2: That's right, you're right.
Speaker 1: So I'm done with the whole produced thing. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna do one take. I'm just gonna say, you know what,
Speaker 1: boom boom bam.
Speaker 2: And you know what, every time, every time we record
Speaker 2: a promo for Serial Killers, the first one always sucks
Speaker 2: and we just say.
Speaker 1: Nope, we should just do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, let's record one right now. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: all right. Hey I'm Scott and I'm Andrew and we
Speaker 2: do a podcast called serial Killers.
Speaker 1: We also have an episode every Wednesday called bull Chat. No,
Speaker 1: we're not promoting this whatever.
Speaker 2: It's serial Killers where we eat cereal and we try
Speaker 2: cereal and let you know whether it's good or crappy.
Speaker 1: We've had over seven hundred cereals.
Speaker 2: Isn't that insane?
Speaker 1: Absolutely insane?
Speaker 2: Listen wherever you find your podcast, it's serial Killers.
Speaker 1: With a C. Find it on your iHeartRadio app or
Speaker 1: wherever you listen to podcasts. Duh said that.
Speaker 2: Clink, clink, crunch crunch. Okay, so I mean whatever, but
Speaker 2: you just put all kinds of fun sound effects in
Speaker 2: the background and it'll work.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, or we could do what the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: do and take out like a SoundBite.
Speaker 2: That's from the show. But yeah, that's a lot of work.
Speaker 2: You have to remember when you said something funny.
Speaker 1: We have to have a memorable sound bite. I still
Speaker 1: think that the the what was it the dinner party?
Speaker 1: When do we have the fire? Oh?
Speaker 2: That was the Spoonies. Yeah, the Spoonies fire was one
Speaker 2: of my favorite things I've heard.
Speaker 1: We they set like the date for it and everything,
Speaker 1: like for twenty twenty two Spoonies. Yeah, it's huge. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of cereals.
Speaker 2: In contention, if you bowl chatters don't know what the
Speaker 2: Spoonies are. On the Serial Killers podcast, at the end
Speaker 2: of the year, we you know, we rank and give
Speaker 2: awards to all the serials of the year. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: it's always a war show of the year. It's almost
Speaker 2: time to vote. We got to get rolled. No, it's
Speaker 2: actually still midyear. We're good for a bit. November is
Speaker 2: usually when we do it. That's only did it last time.
Speaker 1: That was the cutoff.
Speaker 2: Oh that's for votes? Well yeah, is it televised this year? Oh,
Speaker 2: it's going to be on.
Speaker 1: YouTube or maybe we'll live stream it on Twitch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that could be fine.
Speaker 2: What's the other one that's sounds like a bad thing?
Speaker 2: That's not Maybe you have to pay for it this year.
Speaker 2: Maybe you have to pay to watch it Patreon? Yeah
Speaker 2: that one. I don't like the way that sounds. Okay,
Speaker 2: it just it sounds like a group of people that
Speaker 2: are protesting.
Speaker 1: Okay, doesn't it? Maybe I don't know. I don't know either.
Speaker 2: Whatever. What else?
Speaker 1: Did the bike thing? Did the old person technology thing?
Speaker 1: We have fifteen minutes before I have to end this.
Speaker 2: All I gave you Nancy Reagan?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Are you a philatalist? What a philatalist? No?
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is?
Speaker 2: You are?
Speaker 1: Now? What is it? It's a person that collects staffs. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's fine.
Speaker 2: When I was a kid, every year there would be
Speaker 2: a book of stamps. It would be like an album
Speaker 2: of all the stamps that were released that year, and
Speaker 2: there would be one stamp in a little sheet and
Speaker 2: would be pasted in this book. And I had them
Speaker 2: for years. And then when I was a dumb teenager,
Speaker 2: probably like twelve or thirteen. I started using them to
Speaker 2: mail letters, you know, because you know, back back in
Speaker 2: the eighties and early nineties, you still put things in
Speaker 2: the mail. And now I'm like, what an.
Speaker 1: Idiot you are?
Speaker 2: You took all you had, all those books of stamps
Speaker 2: from the eighties and you use them just like if
Speaker 2: they were regular stamps.
Speaker 1: You stupid idiot. Not great. It annoys me. You know,
Speaker 1: I mailed things, you do I mailed, Yeah, I'm well,
Speaker 1: I mean you asked me to mail. Well, I've mailed
Speaker 1: things in the past too. And in the nineties, Stick
Speaker 1: Sticky on Nickelodeon. Do you remember stick Sticky? I don't
Speaker 1: you probably I was a little too old at that point.
Speaker 1: I'm stick Sticky and he had like little eyes and
Speaker 1: it was a popsicle stick and he asked you to
Speaker 1: write him. So I wrote to him. I swear to
Speaker 1: this day I saw my letter in the background of
Speaker 1: one of the shots. Really, I'm convinced never have. If
Speaker 1: I can go back and find all old stick Stickley
Speaker 1: videos on YouTube, somebody had to have recorded every single
Speaker 1: one of him, I'm sure, but I am convinced that
Speaker 1: my letter was there, and I saw it and I
Speaker 1: to this. I believe I saw it.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Gave me the biggest smile.
Speaker 2: I don't know if any of my letters were ever
Speaker 2: read on TV.
Speaker 1: He didn't read it. It was just he was a
Speaker 1: popsicle stick. So it's super thin and he's standing in
Speaker 1: the back with all these letters.
Speaker 2: It's super imposed on a green screen.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was never that important where they would read
Speaker 1: my letter. I've said it in the past. I've sent
Speaker 1: letters to everyone everywhere. When I was a kid, I
Speaker 1: loved writing letters because I loved getting mail. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I would just wait by them. I would be the
Speaker 1: kid that waited by the mailbox to get the mail.
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, hey, what was his name? Not Gus,
Speaker 1: not Bert Buck. My mailman's name was Buck. Nice And
Speaker 1: back then they were mailmen. Now they're letter carriers. Oh
Speaker 1: you know, you can't say mailman anymore, not allowed. I
Speaker 1: don't know who barred that, but it's.
Speaker 2: A letter carrier now. Even says on their little jacket
Speaker 2: letter carrier sense legit. It does like letter carrier sends
Speaker 2: way more bad ass. But it also makes me think
Speaker 2: you can only carry letters. They deliver packages as well.
Speaker 1: True, right, and who writes letters anymar Well, they're all
Speaker 1: bills anyway, sud you say bill deliverer is what it
Speaker 1: should say, letter carrier.
Speaker 2: We just carry them. We don't put them in your box.
Speaker 2: And did you know that when I was a kid, Andrew,
Speaker 2: you had a lick a stamp. Yes, there was no
Speaker 2: like sticking it on. Yeah, lick Okay, there were calories
Speaker 2: in those stamps, so like if you they it tasted
Speaker 2: like sugary. No it didn't or is that just the envelope?
Speaker 2: Some of them gross. Some of them were like bitter
Speaker 2: and gross, like the publisher's clearing house stamps. Those taste
Speaker 2: bitter and gross. So you want to win ten million,
Speaker 2: you have to lick ass. It's disgusting. So yeah, although
Speaker 2: a lot of those are peel and stick now too,
Speaker 2: I still enter that.
Speaker 1: The Price Water Cooper House, Publishers clearing House, that one. Yes,
Speaker 1: who wins that?
Speaker 2: People do?
Speaker 1: Andrew?
Speaker 2: I used to work there. I know that people see
Speaker 2: I'm probably not supposed to be allowed to enter anymore
Speaker 2: because I did work there at one point. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: sure it's like you're way over your time, don't They
Speaker 2: don't even know that I worked there? It's just stupid.
Speaker 1: It's like the contesting here, you're not supposed to win
Speaker 1: for another, what thirty forty days?
Speaker 2: They changed it. It's actually like three days now. I'm
Speaker 2: not even kidding. They changed the contest rules here and
Speaker 2: didn't tell anybody. Really, you can win like after two
Speaker 2: days here. It's not thirty days anymore. Seriously, that's insane.
Speaker 2: It is insane. Yeah, so that's encouraging prize pigginess.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm sure you've seen your fair share of
Speaker 1: price pigs.
Speaker 2: I have. I used to be one, Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: I started working here and I hated them. But then
Speaker 2: I realized, you know what that was me? Yeah, so
Speaker 2: I welcome it, you know. But yeah, No, I was
Speaker 2: always the kid that entered everything, and even as an adult,
Speaker 2: I told you I won that trip to Iceland by
Speaker 2: cutting out the little thing in the daily News and
Speaker 2: pasting down the barcodes and sending an entry for him
Speaker 2: in and I want.
Speaker 1: A trip to Iceland. I believe that some of the
Speaker 1: things that I entered when I was a kid weren't real.
Speaker 1: Half of these ones where it was like would you
Speaker 1: win a chance to be on set, win this cruise,
Speaker 1: win this, They didn't do anything. What kid actually won that? Well?
Speaker 2: You at the bottom of the contest form, there's something
Speaker 2: that says, for a complete winners list, send a self
Speaker 2: address damp envelope to blah blah blah blah blah blah,
Speaker 2: and then they would send you back the winner's list.
Speaker 1: Shut up.
Speaker 2: They have to buy law what?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: And there's always like alternate ways of entry, Like you
Speaker 2: don't ever have to buy anything. That's why they say
Speaker 2: no purchase necessary. But sometimes they'll make you jump through
Speaker 2: hoops to enter, like you know, it has to be
Speaker 2: a four x six card and you have to write
Speaker 2: like that. It's very specific, so if you don't follow
Speaker 2: the directions exactly, your entry goes in the garbage.
Speaker 1: I think that I'm gonna cut that part out and
Speaker 1: make it a TikTok.
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 1: The fact that you can mail like a contest, like
Speaker 1: a mailing contest, Yes, to find out the complete winners list.
Speaker 1: I had no idea that was a thing.
Speaker 2: Oh, it has to be by law.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: I mean nowadays you can probably do it online. But
Speaker 2: if you look at a contest form, it'll say for
Speaker 2: a complete list of winners, send as you know, how
Speaker 2: to put a stamp on an envelope because you have
Speaker 2: to you know what a self addressed stamped envelope is. Yes,
Speaker 2: that's an envelope with your address on it and a stamp. Yes,
Speaker 2: and then they send you something. Yes. That's also the
Speaker 2: way that you can get extra contest entries for some contests.
Speaker 2: Also the way you could do a copyright.
Speaker 1: Okay, if you do a self addressed envelope and you
Speaker 1: send it to yourself, you put in or a patent.
Speaker 1: I should say, you self address it to yourself. That's
Speaker 1: like a part. Do you own any patents? I don't.
Speaker 1: I would like a patent for what. I want to
Speaker 1: patent your shopping cart, shower cab. I should I should
Speaker 1: cat shopping card, shower cap cap. Yes, I would like
Speaker 1: a patent for something, maybe for a non sleppable drink.
Speaker 2: I'll patent that. There's gotta be some straw that will
Speaker 2: do you need that? Not me? Oh andy, we should
Speaker 2: have a contest with what. I don't know. What can
Speaker 2: we give away?
Speaker 1: Come and beyond stereal? Kill us? Just gidding? Okay, that
Speaker 1: actually a complete list. I think that a lot of
Speaker 1: people would enter that. Oh my godness, you need to stretch.
Speaker 1: You stretch my arm, you're look at you need to
Speaker 1: take your shirt off more? Can you stretch? No, you
Speaker 1: have such a farmer's town. I know you really need to, like,
Speaker 1: sit on a beach for a minute. It's alabaster white.
Speaker 1: You live like ten minutes from a beach. Go sit
Speaker 1: on a beach. Not in Jersey City. Yeah, you know, goodness,
Speaker 1: I would never in my life there the people. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's the thing, and this is what I'll say about
Speaker 1: TikTok Okay, they romanticize these places. If I'm in the like,
Speaker 1: that are gross, without a doubt. Everybody's trying to make
Speaker 1: it seem like, oh, New York and the semin is fine.
Speaker 1: No it's not. It's swampy. It's disgusting New York City. Yes,
Speaker 1: the beaches are not close. You go all the way
Speaker 1: to Coney Island and for what Yeah, no, you have
Speaker 1: to hit a little further out east Andrew to swimming
Speaker 1: in the Hudson River. No, no, I don't think you
Speaker 1: can listen. The people want.
Speaker 2: To go yeah.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not jail, immediate jail.
Speaker 2: No, just death.
Speaker 1: Ugh.
Speaker 2: Ugh Long Island has some fine beaches, Andrew. You should
Speaker 2: come on out, I would scuba dot. My dad scuba
Speaker 2: dives in the pool. That's it. His big claim to
Speaker 2: fame is he went to Bone Air one time and
Speaker 2: went scuba diving and took pictures of fish. And now
Speaker 2: if you come to his house, there is a scuba
Speaker 2: tank with a little vest sitting at the side of
Speaker 2: the pool. And every once in a while I'll go
Speaker 2: in the backyard, he'll be under the water scuba dive. Well,
Speaker 2: he vacuums scuba diving scooba. Do you know what scuba
Speaker 2: stands for?
Speaker 1: See nope, sound nope, nope, self contained underwater apparatus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very good. But yeah, so he's scuba dives in
Speaker 2: the pool just to vacuum it. You know what, It's smart,
Speaker 2: I guess, But I just I'm nervous that one of
Speaker 2: these days he's gonna run out of water under there,
Speaker 2: I run out of air.
Speaker 1: Well, has he gotten refills on his tank?
Speaker 2: He has, but I think his gauge is broken.
Speaker 1: Ah, that's scary.
Speaker 2: He just actually got it refilled.
Speaker 1: Well, then he could just swim up it's in a pool.
Speaker 2: No, but he's wearing a weight belt, so unless he
Speaker 2: can like quickly take the weight belt off, he'll.
Speaker 1: Just be I think he'll be able to get up
Speaker 1: just fine, I hope. So yeah, yeah, well there is
Speaker 1: a whistle on the vest, so he could just blow
Speaker 1: the whistle for underwater.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, it's an underwater whistle. You just blow it
Speaker 2: for help.
Speaker 1: That's a thing. Uh huh. I had no idea. I mean,
Speaker 1: no one I'll hear it. Yeah, but he could blow it.
Speaker 1: That movie Open Water has always scared me. Never saw
Speaker 1: it with the scuba divers and then they get like
Speaker 1: abandoned by the ship and then they're just floating.
Speaker 2: Do you have to leave?
Speaker 1: What time is it is?
Speaker 2: It's that time?
Speaker 1: I could do three more minutes, Okay, I will go
Speaker 1: to ten fifty.
Speaker 2: See, I don't think of that. I ever want a
Speaker 2: scuba dive. I've been to.
Speaker 1: I want a scuba dive. I don't get a looser
Speaker 1: education so bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want. I'm not interested. And mostly because
Speaker 2: I don't want to put that gross thing in my mouth. Okay,
Speaker 2: other people have used it. Unless I have my own regulator.
Speaker 2: That's what it's called a regulator.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I went scuba diving. You did in Puerto Rico?
Speaker 1: Was it scary? No?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: And they taught you, like, if the mask comes out,
Speaker 1: how to put it back on. And that happened to
Speaker 1: me while I was swimming, and my dad said, I
Speaker 1: was never He was like shocked, how calm I was.
Speaker 1: I heard that if you have to vomit, that you're
Speaker 1: supposed to keep it in your mouth and not take
Speaker 1: it off and vomit in it, or just tell us
Speaker 1: that that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just heard that somewhere and it made sense because
Speaker 2: otherwise the water, like, I don't know, I don't know
Speaker 2: much about scuba diving. I just watched my dad's scuba
Speaker 2: dive in the pool. That's it. I like snorkeling, but
Speaker 2: I don't think I want a scuba dive.
Speaker 1: The thing came out and it was like, oh no.
Speaker 1: And then what you're supposed to do is gently put
Speaker 1: your hand over and then press the little by night
Speaker 1: like it goes out, and then you would just put
Speaker 1: it back on.
Speaker 2: I think pushing the button squirts the water out of
Speaker 2: it that's in the line, and then there's air again
Speaker 2: yep or oxygen whatever it is.
Speaker 1: And you can't go up too fast otherwise you get
Speaker 1: the bens.
Speaker 2: That's right, you get that thing. Yeah. Oh, we'll be
Speaker 2: back right after this. Okay, with the Bens Sorry, what
Speaker 2: is the Benz? Is that diarrhea news vomiting?
Speaker 1: So your brain as you go under, you have to
Speaker 1: think like if you took like like pressure, yes, the
Speaker 1: pressure of this, it would squeeze and it would get smaller, explodes, implodes, explodes,
Speaker 1: So what is the what do you have to think?
Speaker 1: You're going from shrinking shrinking, shrinking, shrinking, so then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden if you don't do it right. That's
Speaker 1: why you have to go up gradually, gradually, very slowly,
Speaker 1: because if you just go up really fast, think about it,
Speaker 1: you just are taking your brain, your body and just
Speaker 1: all of a sudden pushing it up.
Speaker 2: And is it like b E N D S Or
Speaker 2: is it like Mercedes Benz? What is it?
Speaker 1: I think it's the Benz the benz ds.
Speaker 2: See I always thought that was diarrhea.
Speaker 1: No, it's way worse. And they have the.
Speaker 2: People die from it. Yes, Oh they have decompression tanks.
Speaker 1: Yes, for that reason alone, because you don't realize if
Speaker 1: you go up too fat, haven't you know you probably haven't.
Speaker 1: But that's why. Also with like the deep subs that
Speaker 1: go under, Yeah, they can't just go up because then
Speaker 1: the thing will like.
Speaker 2: Now, what about going back too high? Like what if
Speaker 2: you're on Can you get that on the airplane?
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: You just get pressure and you have to pop your ears.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I don't know if that is the
Speaker 1: same thing with flying.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I think it's unique to the water because you're going
Speaker 1: down pressure. Yeah, under pressure. No no, no, no, no. London,
Speaker 1: very good. The famous Vanilla Ice quote. Yeah, it's that
Speaker 1: little bitty ting dune dun dun du da dun dun
Speaker 1: dun dunt dun dun dunda, dun dune.
Speaker 2: Mine is dun dun dunda the dun dun. Yeah, got it.
Speaker 2: That's right, Yeah, that's right. I went to see him
Speaker 2: in Boston on a bus. I won a radio contest.
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, it was the Vanilla Ice bus Tour.
Speaker 1: How fun.
Speaker 2: Yep, it's great. I saw him at the Orpheum in Boston.
Speaker 1: Love that for you.
Speaker 2: Good times, all right. It's weird though I was a
Speaker 2: young kid. I was probably thirteen, and I was on
Speaker 2: a bus with a friend of mine from high school,
Speaker 2: just the two of us on a bus to Boston alone.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 2: Yep, it was different. Back then. Yeah that was the
Speaker 2: late eighties.
Speaker 1: All good, all right, anyway, well time to go, okay pal,
Speaker 1: all right, well.
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Speaker 1: clink Andrew, say clink, clink clink.
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