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Speaker 1: It's time to ask our Cheap Love Officer, the CLO,

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, Ready for your love questions. Kennedy and Raleigh says,

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Speaker 1: I'm twenty seven years old and both of my parents

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Speaker 1: are cheaters. I'm friends with my dad's girlfriend because we

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Speaker 1: used to work together and she's only five years older

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Speaker 1: than me. My mother found out that I'm friendly with

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Speaker 1: her and she stopped talking to me. I'm stuck in

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Speaker 1: the middle. How do I make things right with my mom?

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Speaker 2: Well, you as friends with your daddy's girlfriend. Now you

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Speaker 2: say both your parents is cheating. Who are your mama cheating?

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Speaker 3: I met her boyfriend.

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Speaker 2: See what you need to do is introduce your daddy

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Speaker 2: girlfriend to your mama boyfriend and so we all be free.

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Speaker 1: Why can't we be friends?

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Speaker 3: I like that? See yah, but you know you can't.

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Speaker 3: You can't. Oh okay.

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Speaker 2: She seeing her daddy and she found out about it.

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Speaker 2: She said, well, she's still my girl with my daddy,

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Speaker 2: but my mama trick in Tuto, she said, both of

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Speaker 2: my parents is cheating.

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Speaker 1: So if we worried about it, yeah, there's a mess.

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Speaker 2: Or she could do this, or she could become friendly

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Speaker 2: with her mother's boyfriend and now you free you friends

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Speaker 2: with both the girlfriend and the boyfriend.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I take a lot of pressure off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then both parents will just be mad at

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Speaker 1: her did.

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Speaker 3: All she got to do is say, well, you want

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Speaker 3: me to tell the other one?

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Speaker 1: Oh, she'll blackmail her parents, all right?

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Speaker 2: Moving on, put their old ass on Facebook?

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Speaker 3: All oh, you know?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 1: Moving on to Cassandra and Dennison, she says, my husband

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Speaker 1: and I have five children and it's hard for us

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Speaker 1: to have quality time together. Now he sees quality times.

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Speaker 1: He sees quality time as sex and then cuddling. I

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Speaker 1: want to go on a date and get all dressed up.

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Speaker 1: He told me to go out with my girlfriend, but

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Speaker 1: it's not the same. Should I be grateful for the

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Speaker 1: sex and stop nagging him?

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, you have every right to want to

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Speaker 2: go out with your horse. Yeah, you know he should,

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Speaker 2: he should on.

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Speaker 3: Dad, you know, five kids, I want to get out

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Speaker 3: the house. Yeah, get away from that. Do you know

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Speaker 3: you got line? You got five kids? You got what

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Speaker 3: does you not want?

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Speaker 1: You?

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Speaker 3: Knock again? Knock again?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, this is a lot two less than you have.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, So yeah, you're saying she has every

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Speaker 1: right to want to go on.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely absolutely.

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Speaker 1: And she's not nagging him, all right, and.

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Speaker 3: Then we'll have sex when we get back. He just got.

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Speaker 1: Work it out.

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Speaker 3: Let's do it before we go out. I can relax

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Speaker 3: a lot better, all right.

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Speaker 1: Mary Lee and Edgewater says, I've been married for five years,

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Speaker 1: and lately I've noticed that my husband doesn't shower daily.

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Speaker 1: He has been doing a lot of washing up. It's

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Speaker 1: a blessing that I don't smell him, but I am

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Speaker 1: curious as to why he doesn't want to have running

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Speaker 1: water on this body daily. Should I confront him or

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Speaker 1: mind my business?

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Speaker 2: Peina just reverted back to his boyhood days. It's just

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Speaker 2: too damn time consuming, you know, go on here, get

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Speaker 2: this buried baffing, get on out of here. But I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna tell you right now, you got to get in

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Speaker 2: that damn water dog.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Water finds this way into places that you forget. A

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Speaker 2: lot goes into crevices, cracks, and I don't know if

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Speaker 2: you like you real buffer in shape or not, but

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Speaker 2: either way, on some creases, yeah, everybody got one. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: everybody got one crease for a damn show. You got

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Speaker 2: to wash down?

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Speaker 1: Care to be more specific, Please don't.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well you have you ever been laying down nicked

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Speaker 2: and you know how you lay on your stomach and

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Speaker 2: you pull your lee up by your chest to watch TV.

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Speaker 3: Uh, but you ain't washed?

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Speaker 2: Whoa I bet you get your ass up and getting

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Speaker 2: that showered in it?

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Speaker 3: What if you absolutely have an answer for everything?

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Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you something. Don't act like the

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Speaker 2: people know what I'm talking about. Lay on your stomach

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Speaker 2: on the bed neckd and then lift one of your

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Speaker 2: knees up by your chest and lay it up.

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Speaker 3: Bout a minute. About a minute if you got to

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Speaker 3: wash it's coming.

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Speaker 2: It takes about a minute, though, because because it's a

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Speaker 2: slow moving, real heavy ass. Folks like it come up

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Speaker 2: across your ass is kind of like dry ice come up,

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Speaker 2: except it's invisible. It's invisible and roll up and it

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Speaker 2: stay right on your ass and it comes right up

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Speaker 2: on your waist and over your elbow and next thing,

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Speaker 2: you know, and then when it hits you, it ain't light.

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Speaker 3: It jump on your face like.

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Speaker 2: You know, like that green stuff good just suck on

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Speaker 2: your face.

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Speaker 3: Everything. It jumped on your.

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Speaker 1: Ass, all right, all right, list in Oakland says I'm

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Speaker 1: a thirty thirty year old feet.

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Speaker 3: That's another thing to warming in al.

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Speaker 1: We're trying to help lind in Oakland. She's a thirty

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Speaker 1: year old divorced female trying to get back in the

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Speaker 1: dating game. She says it's hard to find a tall man.

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Speaker 1: She says, she's five ten and she loves to wear

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Speaker 1: her heels.

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Speaker 3: Her ex is.

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Speaker 1: Six six, and that's rare to find. Do you think

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Speaker 1: it's weird to see a woman taller than her man?

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Speaker 1: That's her question.

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Speaker 2: No, No, I have them all the time. You know, before,

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Speaker 2: before my nephew got married, he was dating and.

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Speaker 3: He didn't have no restriction. And every time I turn around,

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Speaker 3: I'm going.

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Speaker 2: Down everybody five four he weak, you know, just in here,

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Speaker 2: just dating tall women, just you know, everybody looking like

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Speaker 2: Candas Park.

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Speaker 3: You know, you know, not to me, but to him.

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Speaker 2: But I tell you one thing, No, there's an advantage

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Speaker 2: to shot me in because if they're sleeping in the

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Speaker 2: bed naked and he put his knee up by his chest,

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Speaker 2: it take a lot longer for that funk, that dry ice.

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Speaker 3: Or roman to come across his little added and it'll.

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Speaker 2: Jump on his face before it get to your face

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Speaker 2: because he shot it, and you'll never smell it. And

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Speaker 2: that's the other advantage of short answering in everything, get

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Speaker 2: on them faster.

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Speaker 3: Well, you got the shower, I'll bring it back up again.

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Speaker 3: Next question.

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Speaker 1: That's it.

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Speaker 3: You're watching March Madness.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm watching March Madness. Well, Halls, if you lay

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Speaker 2: on your stomach, neked in the bed and you trying

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Speaker 2: to look like you march it, and you raise that

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Speaker 2: leg up by your chest and that hot ice funk

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Speaker 2: come out the crack of your butt and run back

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Speaker 2: up down, it's on your ass again.

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Speaker 3: This is Steve Harbin Marty show Man.

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Speaker 4: If it wasn't for that light in the refrigerator, we

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Speaker 4: would have never got caught. We would have here's a tip,

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Speaker 4: take all these lights out of these refrigerators.

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Speaker 3: That's the tips. These lights are ruining. They're ruining friendships, man,

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Speaker 3: they really anything. I just want to ask this here.

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Speaker 4: You think it's a light all of your problems, Well,

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Speaker 4: I probably shouldn't have been in the house.

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Speaker 3: It's more than Steve Harby Morning Show coming up right

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Speaker 3: after that,