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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what is most obviously,

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Speaker 1: very crucially important Today.

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Speaker 2: On This Is.

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Speaker 3: Important, Adam Devine got his asshole removed always.

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Speaker 2: Sony's been at your fuck face.

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Speaker 1: There has to be some vitamins and ship.

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Speaker 2: Yo, We're call its hot shops. Let's go.

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Speaker 4: You got I'm telling them, dude, the.

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Speaker 5: Motherfucking Ben Salem bitch hell Man Salem, bitchy. Sit dude,

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Speaker 5: we've been I've been circling this one on the calendar.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations, we're here. We're fucking here. Man, we've been talking

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Speaker 2: about for a long time. We've been. We won't shut

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Speaker 2: up about Ben's Sailor. Sounds like a fake place, it does.

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Speaker 2: I mean they might as well called it like Pilgrim Town, right.

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Speaker 6: It sounds like like a haunted man. Yeah, Ben, Big

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Speaker 6: October for that guy.

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Speaker 2: He was the one. Dude, witch, I'm Ben Salem, come

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Speaker 2: up right, They're like, get in the water, bitch, my little.

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Speaker 6: List bottom a little little bit because he was making

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Speaker 6: sure that everyone knew that was a gay person.

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Speaker 2: I did not say that. I'm offended. He didn't have to.

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Speaker 2: I'm offended. Now come on now. We went over the.

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Speaker 6: Scripts earlier and you had we write every podcast. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: and in parendz, which is sure for parentheses. You had

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Speaker 6: remember the Gay List.

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Speaker 2: I was a weird night. We went out. There's a script.

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Speaker 2: Weird New York. There's a script. Let you do your

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Speaker 2: own thing. Oh fuck me, we were in in the script.

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Speaker 7: We were in New York last night. We did the

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Speaker 7: Beacon Theater and that.

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Speaker 2: We did it was I prefer the Parks Casino.

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Speaker 3: We like the Parks Casino, Excites, Center, beds and chance

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Speaker 3: at the Beacon.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this rocks so uh. But we went out afterwards

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Speaker 2: and we went to this bar. Josie's right that the

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Speaker 2: name of the bars was Cool Dive Bar. And then

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Speaker 2: we get there and then there's just this straight.

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Speaker 7: Up dude, a straight up dude, like not trying to

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Speaker 7: be a woman even a little bit. He had like scruff,

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Speaker 7: got it like he didn't share for a few days, got.

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Speaker 2: It, the biggest titties you've ever seen. Oh ship, now

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Speaker 2: what are we talking? Not like not like are we talking?

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Speaker 1: They were massive, Like they were like this big you're

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Speaker 1: saying he had implants implants, Yes, they were like I

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Speaker 1: thought he was smuggling like globes.

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Speaker 6: You said he wasn't trying to be a girl there

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Speaker 6: implants he I mean he he was, yeah.

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Speaker 2: What's your definition of a girl? Oh? I don't know, well,

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Speaker 2: trying hard at all.

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Speaker 7: He was just like, it's like he just started with

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Speaker 7: the titties and he was like, yeah, and I'll go

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Speaker 7: from there and then gave up.

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Speaker 2: Got him this is what I wanted.

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Speaker 6: Well, but I mean maybe he was just like, let's

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Speaker 6: start with the titties and he was like, actually, we're good. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: kind that's all I wanted to do. Yeah, I feel

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Speaker 6: like I would stop there. I'd be like, no, I'm

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Speaker 6: gonna cut off the hole and then the boot and

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Speaker 6: then I get the.

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Speaker 2: Boobs and go we're keeping the whole kitten poodle. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I get. This is the one two punch walking hen

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Speaker 2: tie the doctors, the cool Pornhuba in the corner. The

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Speaker 2: doctor was getting too weird for me. It's like, don't

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Speaker 2: you want to fuck your stepsister? Like, no, I don't yours.

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Speaker 6: Hey, your stepsister is trapped under the sink.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and like those.

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Speaker 1: Are when when her head is it's trapped under this

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Speaker 1: low They're not even trying anymore.

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Speaker 2: It's like I rolled a pencil and it's this table

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Speaker 2: and they're like cant and then it's so.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, but oh my god, I will say, like,

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Speaker 6: what's his underwear situation going?

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Speaker 1: This is definitely stance underwear I got twenty five years

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Speaker 1: ago your hair.

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Speaker 6: And then there's like the ads that are like this

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Speaker 6: porno game will make you come in five seconds.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I have a solid half hour to kick it. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: why do you?

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Speaker 7: I'm actually looking forward to spending some time with my

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Speaker 7: hold of the kind of it's getting blow.

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Speaker 2: My load too quickly. I'm gonna come. I got nowhere

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Speaker 2: to be. Yeah, man, I really like that. I like you.

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Speaker 1: I like giving yourself some time to just sit with

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Speaker 7: And really today because I was at the hotel and

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Speaker 7: I was like, I didn't I wish, I wish I

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Speaker 7: could suck it, but I can't.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, not truth, bro.

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Speaker 7: Remember the rumor where Marilyn Manson removed his ribs and

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Speaker 7: he could suck his own dick. I was that was

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Speaker 7: like a big rumor. When I think we're all near

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Speaker 7: the same age, I'm old.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 7: And it was like in middle school and everyone was like,

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Speaker 7: did you hear Marilyn Manson removed a rib and he

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Speaker 7: could suck his own dick, and you're like, oh.

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Speaker 2: Gross, was there is that? Is that all it takes?

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Speaker 7: YEA, wait, how many ribs are we talking because we

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Speaker 7: have like an extra rib or something?

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Speaker 2: Right, Maybe we don't have more than we need. I

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Speaker 2: don't need all these ribs.

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Speaker 6: Oh, it's this whole cage right here. You can still

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Speaker 6: have a cage without one of the bars. Adam stopped

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Speaker 6: eating Mick ribs just in case. He was like, no,

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Speaker 6: I know it's back, but uh, we'll go with the same.

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Speaker 2: We're good. We'll get a miccafe and we're good. How

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Speaker 2: did that spread pre internet?

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Speaker 7: Was that it was just like there was a handful

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Speaker 7: of things that just spread pre internet, and like was

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Speaker 2: I think it was early days of Internet.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, where you're just going into chat rooms and being like, yo,

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Speaker 7: what's up?

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Speaker 2: Do you say? How did how did things read? Pre internet? Yeah?

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Speaker 6: The Internet's only been around for like a couple of decades.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so like so we still have questions.

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Speaker 6: Forever Before that, there were just people newspapers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not putting that in the news.

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Speaker 3: We're talking about the specifically the Marilyn Manson can suck

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Speaker 3: his own dick?

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Speaker 2: How did that spread?

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Speaker 1: That school yard that was in the New York Times.

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Speaker 2: Actually read all about it.

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Speaker 1: You didn't know that this fucked up dude sucks his

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Speaker 1: own dick? Like, who wrote this article? How did they

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Speaker 2: Well they put it in Arts and Leisure.

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Speaker 7: It's like, oh, yeah, I'd like that that it came

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Speaker 7: out that he was like a fucking psychopath and people

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Speaker 7: were like, I can't believe he's a psychopath, and they're like, right, dude,

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Speaker 7: for real, you couldn't have guessed he gave us no

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Speaker 7: signs that he was a psycho.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he started the rumor himself he's a sexual deviant.

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Speaker 2: Bro. Well, that's actually a good idea.

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Speaker 7: I should start some rumors I can sell. I can

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Speaker 7: like my own asshole?

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Speaker 2: What what I can? I can? I don't.

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Speaker 3: Devine got his asshole removed.

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Speaker 7: He put his asshole right next to his nipples so

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Speaker 7: he can easily.

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Speaker 2: His asshole so he can lick it. Fuck, you installed

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Speaker 2: a chest butthole. I like that, dude. I like, it's

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Speaker 2: not a surgery, it's an installation.

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Speaker 7: You got a home depot you see a guy sitting

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Speaker 7: against the wall, You're like one hundred bucks if you

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Speaker 7: could install my asshole into my nipple.

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Speaker 2: I just need to route it real quick.

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Speaker 1: Just reround.

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Speaker 2: This is a geek squad. We only deal with tech.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna want the plumbing section right down the way.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 7: What other things were were there? There was like I

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Speaker 7: remember there was Vin Diesel died. Did you guys have that?

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Speaker 2: And Diesel died? They on this was a rumor?

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Speaker 6: Or?

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Speaker 2: Was it?

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Speaker 7: We It was a rumor in my middle school and

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Speaker 7: they were like, I'm sorry to say Diesel died and

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Speaker 7: I'm like.

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Speaker 2: Who wait, Vin Diesel?

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Speaker 1: Did your principal announce it?

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Speaker 2: And it was probably uh snounced. Vin Diesel has died

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Speaker 2: during the passing period, Please.

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Speaker 7: Silent the quietest passing period there's ever been.

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Speaker 2: So sorry, was the rumor that he died period?

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Speaker 6: Or he died and someone is now like walking around

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Speaker 6: as him with sunglasses on.

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Speaker 2: Like a mod conspiracy theory. I don't remember this one,

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Speaker 2: so it's just that he died. It was that's a

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Speaker 2: devastated that's a prank. Yeah, it was a prank. I

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Speaker 7: It's the same thing as uh is Marilyn Manson removing.

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Speaker 6: Marilyn Manson's are around and you could be like, you

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Speaker 6: can speculate, then Diesel, you could just go He's he's

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Speaker 6: not dead.

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Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, there's a new Fast.

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Speaker 7: I mean, I don't know my parents. We didn't even

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Speaker 7: this point, so I couldn't I couldn't easily go check

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Speaker 7: to see if Vin Diesel was dead. And Vin Diesel

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Speaker 7: wasn't walking around Omaha, Nebraska just kicking it at the

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Speaker 2: That's kind of weird.

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Speaker 1: I would think he would be at the series'.

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Speaker 2: Vin's going anywhere.

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Speaker 6: He's got to get his tools for his cars, his

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Speaker 6: craftsmen tools.

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Speaker 3: What was Vin Diesel's pop off? It was break dancing.

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Speaker 3: It was a break dancing video on the internet.

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Speaker 2: No, it was definitely Fast and Furious. He didn't do

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Speaker 2: anything before Fast and Furious. What about like the boiler Room?

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Speaker 6: He was in boiler room, boiler Room, that's right, he's

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Speaker 6: like Seth crazy.

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Speaker 3: He's got other ship. He's got what was it, I

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Speaker 3: can't remember.

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Speaker 2: Like Chronicle Triple X. By the way, we gave Kyle

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Speaker 2: Way too comfortable of a chair. Dude. Yeah, you look

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Speaker 2: like you're about ready to fall a fucking ye. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: sit up straight, you asshole.

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Speaker 7: No, No, people pay good money to watch you be

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Speaker 7: engaged in part of the show.

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Speaker 2: They can't even see you up. Kyle, Well, Tyler, Kyle,

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Speaker 2: fuck you dude. There we go.

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Speaker 7: There and I'm back on board. And I'm back on board.

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Speaker 7: Fine lord once again, don't you ask? Didn't you ask

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Speaker 7: to touch that, uh, that man's titties last night?

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Speaker 2: I yet the man with the at the bar at Jose.

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Speaker 7: Do you think if he's walking around with those titties

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Speaker 7: he wants to be fondled?

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Speaker 2: You think so?

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Speaker 1: And that's the kind of thinking that gets people in trouble.

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Speaker 2: And I realized that it does. It doesn't matter what

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Speaker 2: you think. They think.

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Speaker 1: You should be respectful and keep your hands to yourself.

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Speaker 2: What is that? What happened? That is right? But what

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Speaker 2: did you do?

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 1: I was very drunk last night and yeah, I kind

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Speaker 1: of just like walked up. I did not think that

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Speaker 1: it was something that was real, and I'm like, can

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Speaker 1: I touch your boobstude?

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Speaker 2: Really? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And he was just like absolutely not, are you Yeah, dude?

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Speaker 6: Yes, I was like you're right, but like, look sorry, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Soon as you start doing it, because you something now

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Speaker 2: you guys, just see me leaving with him.

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Speaker 1: He's bye, guy. Well Blake left with the boob dude.

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Speaker 2: But you act like you'd be walking. He would carry you,

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Speaker 2: see you guys. Yeah. Also, they were way wet. Remember

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Speaker 2: that they were way wet. Yeah, maybe that's a I

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Speaker 2: don't know if they were.

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Speaker 7: If they were, were they No, they were like I

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Speaker 7: mean for sure, you like it dribbled on himself, but

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Speaker 2: You don't think it was sweat. You don't think it

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Speaker 2: Isn't that the under boobs got to be under boob sweat?

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Speaker 1: These boobs were so big they sweat from the whole radius,

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Speaker 1: They sweat from the whole, They sweat out the nipple,

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Speaker 7: I'm excited for my wife to be producing milk. Okay,

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Speaker 2: She thinks it's so gross. She's like, you're fucking foul dude. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Like I like what I did an impression of Chloe.

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Speaker 2: I was like, you're fucking foul dude. Yeah. She thinks

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Speaker 7: How excited you are to have milk shoot out of

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Speaker 2: But I'm like, that's not weird. But it's the coolest

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Speaker 7: Like, as a little boy, you wish I wish my

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Speaker 7: dick shot out orange juice?

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Speaker 2: How fun would that be? Exactly? Your kids shoot out milk.

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Speaker 7: That's like, I mean a child's dream, Like, hey, give

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Speaker 2: And she's just like, but.

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Speaker 6: You said, as a little boy, as a little boy,

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Speaker 2: Do you still wish it to? Yeah? Sure, if it

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Speaker 2: didn't burn. I don't know why I assuming it would burn.

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Speaker 3: Now, if you could choose, that'd be cool, if you

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Speaker 2: Oh, I got two choices though, what I know? I know,

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Speaker 2: I know, Okay, Kyle just said, what why did you?

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Speaker 2: Obviously obviously it's blood and pep.

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Speaker 7: It also so if I kick you hard enough in

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Speaker 7: the notes, it could be blood.

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 1: So you're saying you wish that your dick was one

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Speaker 1: of those really cool future like Coca Cola machines where

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Speaker 1: you can be like, yeah, you're like, I actually want

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Speaker 2: I've never even seen that. I like an orange vanilla coke. Please,

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Speaker 2: thank you. I'd be down for that.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, this is just another install that you can get

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Speaker 6: from the Peaks School tattoo like on your belly. Oh,

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Speaker 6: just the buttons of like the buttons. Yeah, and then

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Speaker 6: you're like, well, go ahead and get it. And then

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Speaker 6: obviously they only get pee or YEP or carbon or

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Speaker 6: carbonated com maybe those are the it's just carbonated.

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Speaker 1: Come.

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Speaker 2: It's real. It's really good to be here to you

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Speaker 2: are so nasty. I know, dude, I'm a sicko.

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Speaker 3: But what I mean, I think everybody in here is

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Speaker 3: kind of a little sick am I right, No.

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Speaker 2: I think I know anything about Ben.

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Speaker 1: Taylor there's a little I mean, I was about to say,

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Speaker 1: there's definitely a section who knows you're a sicko because

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Speaker 1: they're staring right into your goots. You were like this

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Well I don't know why y'all are picking

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Speaker 3: on the way that I choose to sit.

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Speaker 1: Because you sat fourteen different ways already. I can't get

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Speaker 1: comfortable in the fucking late boy.

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Speaker 3: This is where uncomfortable. But that's a problem for her,

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Speaker 3: and I'm doing this for her, so she can't see me.

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Speaker 3: This guy can't see me. So then I come up here.

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Speaker 3: And now when I'm up here, this is a little dude.

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Speaker 2: Here we go, car, this is a little fucked up.

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Speaker 7: That's forgetting what I will say, that's one of the

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna move the couch. That's that is one

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Speaker 2: of the funniest ways for you to die though. WHOA.

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Speaker 7: They're like, well, what comes out of your dig? Besides

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Speaker 7: what two things are there?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 6: And then your wife is like crying, bawling. We're trying

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Speaker 6: to like soothe her, and she's.

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Speaker 2: Like what were his last words?

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Speaker 7: We're like your name, Well, he couldn't he couldn't figure

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Speaker 7: out what comes out of a dick besides carbonated Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 7: he mentioned carbonated calm and then clocked his heads.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And then we just ended the show early and went

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Speaker 1: and fucking put it.

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Speaker 2: All on black Baby.

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Speaker 6: We got some gamblers in the house. A lady, do

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Speaker 6: you not know the words to it? Because we're backstage

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Speaker 6: and he just goes, look and then like went for

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Speaker 6: a carrot. Yeah, now you did it again.

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Speaker 2: It's no, Hey, don't be an asshole, Blake. Sing the

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Speaker 2: entire song for these people, the entire song, just just

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Speaker 2: that line. Well, I'm pretty sure it's sing it. Hey,

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Speaker 2: I saw you hesitate. Look, I can so hard. Hang on?

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Speaker 2: Why why do you let out that like weird gas

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Speaker 2: before saying you just sing? You don't go. I really

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Speaker 2: want to nail it, man, We'll do it. Let's stand up, Okay,

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Speaker 2: make it? Yeah? Here his throat four tarms. I feel

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Speaker 2: like I'm a freaking Jersey boy. I think it's guys.

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Speaker 7: We're in Ben Salem, We're not in Jersey, and I'm offended.

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Speaker 2: This is guys and dolls? Is that what this is from?

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Speaker 2: I have no clue. I don't even know what the

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Speaker 1: I just say luck and I guess no Hereluck be.

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Speaker 2: A lady too nice.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, and then it's I don't know those other guys

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Speaker 8: you've been fucking on the weekend, Luck be a lady nice?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, lyrics, it's pretty right. You can also go like,

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Speaker 2: I don't even know if I understand the lyrics.

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Speaker 3: I think it's supposed to be, let's eat some gravy

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Speaker 3: to night.

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Speaker 2: Okay, wait, it does a lady mean like be good

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Speaker 2: to me? Like a lady's good to me. So he's

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Speaker 2: asking Luck to like Luck be or I want to

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Speaker 2: fuck tonight. We're the chicks. I think, like Luck, I

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Speaker 2: want to get lucky with a lady. I don't know

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Speaker 2: it works both ways. I don't want to I'm not

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Speaker 2: leaving here until we find out.

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Speaker 3: I think you want Luck to be as nice to

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Speaker 3: you as a lady, and you hope that you're If

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Speaker 3: that's not the case, then you do hope that you

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Speaker 3: get key with a lady.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Adam died.

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Speaker 1: Well, if if you're saying that, like ladies are nice,

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Speaker 1: then it should be the nicest lady you know, which

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Speaker 1: is your grandma, So it should be Luck.

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Speaker 2: Be my grandma to night.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but your grandmother grandma naked Grandma tonight, nikky grandma,

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Speaker 6: your grandma luck be a.

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Speaker 2: Tonight today.

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Speaker 1: Sure, anytime, anytime you want. Do you guys, you guys

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Speaker 1: still have grandma's Do we still have grandma? No?

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Speaker 2: No, no, I got no grandma. They're they're up there.

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Speaker 2: This one's for you there, they're down there, they're right there,

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Speaker 2: they're up there. There's for Vella.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Sureley give it up for Shirley and Shirley Barbara

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Speaker 3: and step grandma.

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Speaker 7: Joan, Shirley Barbara solid grandma names. I got our Bella

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Speaker 7: and Freda.

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Speaker 2: That's wild.

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Speaker 1: I've got fairy Anne and Dorothy.

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Speaker 2: Yep, Wait, how did I never know? I didn't know that.

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Speaker 2: I've known his grandma's name for two years.

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Speaker 7: Well because I spit out our Bella a lot, because

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Speaker 2: But fairy Ann, can you spell that for me? Just

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Speaker 2: so I get?

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Speaker 7: I mean, what lineage is that from? Like we come

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Speaker 7: from an Elvish class.

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Speaker 2: He's sherwood Ford.

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Speaker 1: Grandma was born in the fires of mord.

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Speaker 2: I think it's Irish. I don't know, is it? Is

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Speaker 2: it like fairy f A?

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Speaker 1: I r y No, I think it's f e r

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Speaker 1: r y so fairy like a boat at so fairy Anne, Like, hey,

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Speaker 1: just drag this woman across the water, right, it's cool.

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Speaker 1: Like they named a boat and then also had a baby,

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Speaker 1: and they're like, we don't want to name two things.

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Speaker 7: Uh, we'll just call it the same thing.

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Speaker 2: It's fair the fairy Anne. All right, that one's Anne

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Speaker 2: and that's fairy Anne. Uh. Yeah, we should have touched it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know now that you guys mention it. I've

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Speaker 1: what do you.

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Speaker 7: Do when you write a card to your grandma? Oh,

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Speaker 7: he's a bad grandson. I never I would never call

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Speaker 7: my grandmother Shirley. Yeah, she wanted to be called grand.

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Speaker 2: Don't call me Shirley. She don't call me Shirley. She

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Speaker 2: wanted to be great my Uh dude.

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Speaker 7: When I told my mom, uh that Chloe is pregnant,

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Speaker 7: the first thing she said is She's like, should I

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I had a bana. I had a bana. I

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Speaker 2: love it. Grand dude.

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Speaker 1: Moms get like really like up in it, like I

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Speaker 1: want to choose my name. But the children and choose

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Speaker 1: your name for you totally. The more you push, the

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Speaker 1: more your name's about to be blue Blue dude.

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Speaker 2: That's why you kind of want to like just has

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Speaker 2: a bit like, hey, grandpa's name is shithead. They're like,

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Speaker 2: it's grandmama shithead.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, but they just say shaha. He's like shah.

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Speaker 6: I kind of like that.

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Speaker 1: My dad had a really close friend and he made

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Speaker 1: me call him fat Doodoo. That was his nickname, and

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Speaker 1: he fucking hated it when I called him fat doo.

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Speaker 6: Wait wait, dad made your friend your dad my dad's friend, Well,

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Speaker 6: it was his roommate.

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Speaker 2: My dad's divorced. Okay, So when I was a boy.

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Speaker 1: He had a He lived in an apartment with this dude.

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Speaker 7: And this dude the giant, biggest tities you've ever seen

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Speaker 7: in your life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah huge. I was reunited last night.

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Speaker 1: I'm like fat doo Doo and he's like, let's fuck

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Speaker 1: lady luck be this dude with globe boobs worldwide. But

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Speaker 1: I remember like one night they were we were over,

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Speaker 1: like watching a boxing match, and like the.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, too old were you You were over?

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Speaker 7: You weren't even staying at the house, You just went

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Speaker 1: Yeah. On I would visit my dad on weekends. You

442
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:30,320
Speaker 1: guys don't know the plug and play of divorce families.

443
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,320
Speaker 2: On weekends, I would go to my dad's.

444
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:36,640
Speaker 1: There was a boxing match at my dad's and Fat

445
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:37,440
Speaker 1: Duodoo's house.

446
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:41,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and their whole thing. He always he always

447
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:41,800
Speaker 2: made you say.

448
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,600
Speaker 7: It's like, I'm at my dad's and he's like, and also,

449
00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,520
Speaker 7: Fat Doodos, I pay half.

450
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:46,639
Speaker 2: The fucking rent here, Blake.

451
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:52,159
Speaker 7: Yeah, they're fucking toys out of the middle of the playroom.

452
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,240
Speaker 1: And they had I think it was my dad's idea,

453
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:57,680
Speaker 1: but they're like they were all betting on the boxing match,

454
00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,200
Speaker 1: and they're like, let's just say that.

455
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:03,040
Speaker 2: And then the it's also like a rooster fighting match

456
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 2: the balcony. Blake's like, Dad, why am I sitting in

457
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,920
Speaker 2: this pile of money? What did you bet?

458
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,359
Speaker 7: There's just like fifteen guys throwing dice against the wall.

459
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 2: BLA. That kind of was the scenario. But what I

460
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:18,639
Speaker 2: guess what my dad built up.

461
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 1: He's like, Yo, let's just say that Blake won, Like

462
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,680
Speaker 1: he picked the right round for the fighter to get

463
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,680
Speaker 1: knocked out, and let's give him all the money.

464
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:29,240
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, cool, this is a great dad.

465
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,240
Speaker 1: Yeah my dad was my dad never get me any money,

466
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:36,160
Speaker 1: so I was like his mom. So I remember being

467
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 1: like winning the money and being all pumped and I'm

468
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:41,640
Speaker 1: like hell yeah, like, fucking is this cool fat dudeo?

469
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 1: And he's like like you could tell he was not

470
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:46,440
Speaker 1: in on the thing, and he's like, don't fucking call

471
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:51,080
Speaker 1: me fat duodoo again, And I was like, oh shit, yeah,

472
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,919
Speaker 1: then my dad moved out of that apartment.

473
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 2: Got it? What was it? I mean?

474
00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,919
Speaker 7: So, I guess if you're like an in shape person

475
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,720
Speaker 7: or even a lean person, you wouldn't get offended if

476
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,159
Speaker 7: you called someone called you fat doodo.

477
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:07,639
Speaker 6: Because you're like, all right, yeah, I'm not What was

478
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 6: this dude's body like to describe it for?

479
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:10,920
Speaker 2: He was a little bit of a fat doodo.

480
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:13,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was kind of like a shape like Santa

481
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 1: Claus for sure.

482
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,639
Speaker 2: That's the new shape I'm going for. Santa Claus is

483
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 2: Jack now, dude? Is he Tim Allen? Yeah?

484
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 6: We saw a fucking movie poster for like the Clauses.

485
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 6: They're just now just lumping them all together, and it's

486
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,240
Speaker 6: Tim Allen down in.

487
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:31,480
Speaker 2: Like a fucking Avengers post. Oh really, and I'm like,

488
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:32,760
Speaker 2: this motherfucker.

489
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:34,920
Speaker 6: Hasn't been like this since the last time he fell

490
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 6: and couldn't get up.

491
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:39,680
Speaker 7: Since I like that, That's the only way they got

492
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,600
Speaker 7: Tim Allen to come back to do that movie is

493
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:43,439
Speaker 7: he was like, well, I have to be bad ass.

494
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,560
Speaker 2: Santa is a badass.

495
00:24:45,119 --> 00:24:47,040
Speaker 3: Now and they're like, is it Wait, so they have

496
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,880
Speaker 3: like a Santa verse going on now?

497
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 2: Is that fuck? Yeah?

498
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's the it's the Everything's a universe, Everything's a verse.

499
00:24:55,400 --> 00:25:00,480
Speaker 6: They call it Christianity. Yeah, it's a whole old thing.

500
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 2: It's the greatest mc U religion. It's Easter, Bunny and

501
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 2: Santa fucking unite. Yeah. Jesus rolls up. Yeah, like we

502
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,840
Speaker 2: thought you were dead. He's like, not yet.

503
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:18,200
Speaker 1: They tried to kill me, right, They're like, ship Jesus,

504
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 1: Easter Bunny, Santa, We're going to Hell.

505
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 2: We're bringing We're bringing the war to same s. I

506
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:28,040
Speaker 2: like this already. Actually that's a hit movie. Like k

507
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:32,400
Speaker 2: Cameron's already written this though, The Crusades. I like this.

508
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:36,200
Speaker 2: Shout out to Kirk Cameron. Shout out to Kirk Cameron.

509
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 2: Shouting out Kirk Cameron, Kirk Cameron he's Growing.

510
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 6: Pains, right, Yeah, he's like the oldest Mike Siever on

511
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 6: Growing Pains and he was the fucking coolest dude ever.

512
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 6: And they old and then he like kind of disappeared

513
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:53,359
Speaker 6: into like church movies. But then I saw like a

514
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 6: clip of the Other Day, Super handsome. Still he still

515
00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 6: got it.

516
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 2: Shout out. Some might say he's blessed. Yeah, Bowy Pines

517
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:04,640
Speaker 2: was sick.

518
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 3: Dude, didn't somebody didn't meet an ard of DiCaprio living

519
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 3: the attic on that show?

520
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah? What was the friend's name was like

521
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 2: fat Doodoo or something.

522
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:19,679
Speaker 6: Oh dude, dude, the friend's name was Boner. This is

523
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:24,119
Speaker 6: not I'm about to not tell a happy story.

524
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,920
Speaker 1: We already talked about how all our grandmothers are dead.

525
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 1: People are like what the fuck?

526
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 6: Hey, that's like, Hey, that's when I moved to LA

527
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,119
Speaker 6: and I was like trying to be a writer. My

528
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:35,639
Speaker 6: friends were like, oh, go do improv and I go,

529
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:36,879
Speaker 6: all right. So then I went to a couple of

530
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 6: like open mic improvs at the Worst at the Second City. Yeah,

531
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 6: it was likely a bunch of like wannabes and they're like,

532
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,399
Speaker 6: someone come on up and you just go ah, fuck it,

533
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:48,920
Speaker 6: and Boner was there.

534
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:51,520
Speaker 2: Boner was there, and he was.

535
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:55,359
Speaker 6: Dressed fucking cool as fuck, like leather jacket was like

536
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:56,360
Speaker 6: pretty funny.

537
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 2: Okay, I was starstruck.

538
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,560
Speaker 6: I think it was like the first famous person I'd

539
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 6: seen since moving to l A. And then he like

540
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 6: ten years later or less, like went missing and it

541
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,360
Speaker 6: is not no longer with us.

542
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 2: He went missing. Yeah, he's with our grandma's that's life.

543
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 2: But he was Boner. He inspired me and he lives.

544
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:19,120
Speaker 2: He lives through me today.

545
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:23,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, he lives on here in Ben Salem. Shout out

546
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:25,160
Speaker 7: to that sorry r Vella, we're taking it back.

547
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 2: This one's not for you. Yeah, it's for Boner. Yeah.

548
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 2: And by the way, my grandma's were Kitt and Giggy

549
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 2: and Giggy.

550
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 6: Yeah they were crime fighters, yes, but they do sound

551
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 6: like Transformers or something. Yeah, Kid and Giggy were the

552
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 6: racist Transformers from that one that were like break dancing and.

553
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 2: Uh doing this a lot. Naked grandma? Yeah did naked grandma?

554
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:57,800
Speaker 1: Was that that's their real names or that's what you

555
00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 1: blessed them with.

556
00:27:58,920 --> 00:27:59,160
Speaker 2: Uh.

557
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:02,280
Speaker 6: Giggy was Trude and Kit was Catherine, but she was

558
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 6: also mem Oh me is a.

559
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 2: Good one me, Ma is a really good good name. Yeah. Yeah,

560
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 2: well we were going with the actual names. We weren't

561
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:12,919
Speaker 2: going with nickname. My mom is now just Grant. Adam's

562
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 2: a big rules guy. I quits taking over.

563
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 6: My mom tried to force Grammy Pammy. She wanted the

564
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,439
Speaker 6: kids to call her Grammy Pammy. It didn't did not

565
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 6: catch on GP. But one that's cool was we have

566
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 6: a grandpa Gilbert, and my kids can't say his name,

567
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:32,400
Speaker 6: so they call him Grandpa Yogurt.

568
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 2: Wait why, I mean okay, because like when you're two years.

569
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,239
Speaker 6: Old, like you know, you you can't say.

570
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 2: Hey, you're dumbest ship. Yeah you're still seeing just your

571
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 2: so stupid you hope that's why they call him Grandpa Yogurt.

572
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 6: Yes, I do hope that's why they call Yes. Whenever

573
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 6: they get off his lap, he's like, uh, spilled yogurt again.

574
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 2: Hey, we're talking about my chill. You guys go play

575
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 2: on the swings. Okay that I gotta go.

576
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 7: Talking about Kyle's kids.

577
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 2: It's a pronunciation thing, nothing more. Okay, Grandpa yogurt?

578
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 6: Yeah?

579
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 7: Actually, uh, my parents told me that I used to

580
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 7: call my grandpa grandpa jizz Day.

581
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're starting to put two together here.

582
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 1: That's really weird because I had a grandpa big cucumber

583
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 1: in his pants.

584
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 6: Oh my god, that's Grandpa Boner, you guys, that's crazy.

585
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 2: I had a grandpa name because whenever I saw him,

586
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 2: I had to.

587
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 1: Isaac, Isaac, can we get some drinks out here?

588
00:29:51,720 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 2: You're gonna where the hell is he? He's my fucking

589
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 2: slot machines, that bastard. He put our check on black. Yeah,

590
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 2: he's at the wheel of fortune loss.

591
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 3: He's betting the Money's one thing i'd heard about parks

592
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 3: loose slots, you know.

593
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 6: As as Blake is announcing me and I'm like getting

594
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 6: ready to come out and.

595
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 2: Ready to lake, I thought it was Kermit, Yeah, I said,

596
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 2: as Blake put the gun to Kermit's head to introduce.

597
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 7: That were obviously Blake is the one that does the

598
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 7: Kermit boys.

599
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 2: Sorry, Hey, the cat's out of the bag. I do not.

600
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 7: And I like that he's fully stopping doing the impression

601
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 7: of Kermit.

602
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:40,600
Speaker 2: It comes and goes. He stopped doing it. He used

603
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 2: to be like, Kermit be frog here, and now it's like, hey,

604
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 2: what's up, Ben, Samum, It's Kermit. It's Kermit. The frog here.

605
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 2: When I say calm, you say calm.

606
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, I noticed it today because you don't even say

607
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 6: Kermit V.

608
00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 2: It's so ship. Here we go. It's science.

609
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 7: The everybody, Hell yeah.

610
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 2: It's science. Thank you, sir. Show us Katy's Isaac, how

611
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 2: about the Hales? Show us the Hales on the back.

612
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 2: I hate doo bad no respect for Ben's talem from Isaac.

613
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 2: I hate what you guys real quick.

614
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 6: I hate it when you guys tell me to show

615
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 6: my tip. What I was saying was as Kermit the

616
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 6: blake was introducing me, uh huh, I'm like ready to

617
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 6: step out and the guy goes hey.

618
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 2: Also, I was telling the guys before to mention the

619
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 2: beer garden.

620
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 6: It's got class, and I was like, I'm walking out, Yes,

621
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 6: so guess what I just mentioned the beer?

622
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 2: Yeah? Beer. Well, I'm excited to check it out.

623
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 7: It looks I mean, I didn't expect it to look

624
00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 7: like the goddamn Las Vegas fear when we rolled up.

625
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 6: When we rolled up, I was like, this is spear

626
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 6: level type ship.

627
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 7: This is fear level takeology here in beautiful downtown.

628
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 2: Then we got that sphear level tech right the lights

629
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 2: coming in.

630
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 7: I'm used to like a shitty ass heras where you

631
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 7: pull up and you're like, is this casino or it's

632
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 7: just a crematorium.

633
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 6: This was like Emerald City and we started singing on

634
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 6: down the road and skipping.

635
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 2: It was tired. That's a whiz reference. So you fucking

636
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 2: honkeys down the road, don't just you, guys, Michael Jackson,

637
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 2: he's innocent. You guys went to Genos and Pats today. Yeah,

638
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 2: we yeah, let me tell you and let me tell you.

639
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,560
Speaker 2: Here's the deal, guys, Okay, and I'm glad. I'm glad

640
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 2: you're di. I didn't go. I uh, I was too

641
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 2: hum over. And here's here's fucking dude. I was tired too.

642
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 2: This is the reason you came out here. Here's some homework.

643
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 6: We need to know where to go because Pats and

644
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 6: Gino's is absolute trash. So so what's the best one?

645
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 2: Yep, that's what I told him, That one that all

646
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 2: checks out?

647
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 1: Did everybody hear? Planet Hollywood hard Rock Cafe.

648
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 2: It's so rough though.

649
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 6: We got two from each and they were like cold,

650
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 6: not made with love at all.

651
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 2: What's the first time we ever came to Philly?

652
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 1: Uh?

653
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 2: This is way way back in the day.

654
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 7: Like Workhogs had just come out, and I forget why

655
00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 7: we were just a.

656
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 2: Maid in America tours before then.

657
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 7: It was before then, and I forget why we were here.

658
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:39,440
Speaker 7: But we were all in town together and we go

659
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 7: to Geno's and we go to Pats and uh, I

660
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 7: remember that guy just tried to fight me. I'm like,

661
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 7: fuck it, Philly is aggressive, dude, yea.

662
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 2: Aggressive. This guy goes light christ lights all know.

663
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 7: This guy goes, uh is like yo, we're call its

664
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 7: hot shots.

665
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 2: And we're like, oh yeah, hey, how's it going?

666
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 7: And then I'm like looking at the guy going, who's

667
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:12,160
Speaker 7: fucking called me a hot shot?

668
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:12,879
Speaker 2: This is kind of cool.

669
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 7: And then he goes, fuck you, Adam, and I go

670
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:19,760
Speaker 7: and he goes, what's it like to be the least

671
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:20,880
Speaker 7: funniest one?

672
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 1: You fat?

673
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:25,479
Speaker 2: Fuck damn? And I'm like, geez, coming to the core.

674
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 7: Everything that he could have said to hurt me, he

675
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 7: could have said so many other things and I would

676
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 7: have been able to brush it right off.

677
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 6: Like get back in your wheelchairs, what is your head

678
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 6: is huge?

679
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 7: He could have said, like your haircut sucks, and that's

680
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:41,319
Speaker 7: that would have been fine.

681
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 2: That got too much? We really bad. He could have said, Yeah,

682
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 2: my mustache was really bad. That's why I shaved it.

683
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:46,759
Speaker 6: Yeah.

684
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 2: What else?

685
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 6: I reclimbered though, No matter how much working out you

686
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 6: can do, you will never look great.

687
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. And that would have and that would

688
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,359
Speaker 2: have been fine. What else? And that would have been fine?

689
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 2: What else?

690
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 6: You got too much wax in your ears? I know,

691
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,760
Speaker 6: I just cleaned my Your breath smells yeah.

692
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 2: Does it? Yeah? Kyle the game was like to be

693
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,280
Speaker 2: very specific about it to me, You're just saying things

694
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 2: like about you. I'm looking at his ear wax right now, bro,

695
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,919
Speaker 2: and you smell this brown. I don't have ear wax. Yeah.

696
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 2: He could have been like, you hold the microphone weird

697
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 2: like that.

698
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,879
Speaker 1: He kind of holds it like an ice cream cone,

699
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 1: which I like.

700
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:28,200
Speaker 7: The guy just fucking coming to the core and was

701
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 7: like ready to fight. And then and then Isaac had

702
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:30,799
Speaker 7: to be.

703
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 2: Like, we gotta get out of here. We're crossing the scene.

704
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 2: We've got to get out of here. He didn't let

705
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 2: me slide either. I remember he was like, yo, you

706
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:42,399
Speaker 2: long hair, fruit cake. He didn't say fruitcake. Yeah, yeah,

707
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 2: yah yah, he probably did.

708
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 6: I feel like that flies quite freely here right and

709
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 6: at one point. I remember I was behind him, like

710
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 6: yeah real quick.

711
00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, weirdly swished over really quick. We're always like, what

712
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:06,240
Speaker 1: the I just bought his sandwich?

713
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 7: Missed his I mean, he missed his decade. Like if

714
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,760
Speaker 7: he was in the eighties and he was an actor,

715
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:17,360
Speaker 7: he would have been the nineteen eighties bully in every

716
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 7: Schi movie.

717
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 2: Should we take a moment of silence? Yeah? Yeah, Instead

718
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 2: I'm just a bully now yeah yeaheah. But the boys

719
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 2: they get a lot of a lot of love anymore. Yeah,

720
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 2: which sucks.

721
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,319
Speaker 7: I would like to we talked about this last night,

722
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 7: but I would like to bring some bullying back.

723
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 2: Yes, we need to bring a certain level. There's a

724
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 2: certain level of.

725
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 7: Right amount, not a ton of it, like not a

726
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 7: ton of it, just like an early two thousands level

727
00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:44,920
Speaker 7: of bullying where we still we're aware of, like maybe

728
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 7: we shouldn't call everything gay right right, Like you remember

729
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 7: how when in like the nineties you would be.

730
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 2: Like, I don't like those shoes, they're gay.

731
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 7: Yeah, right, And then by the way you get to

732
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,720
Speaker 7: like two thousand and three, you're like, well, we shouldn't

733
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 7: say that, right.

734
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 2: That's where that's what we should go back to that time. Wait, wait,

735
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 2: back to shoes are gay?

736
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 7: Yeah you specific shoes, but no, we go back.

737
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,080
Speaker 2: What is time?

738
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 1: What is your platform you're standing on here?

739
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 2: This is important platforms. Hey, if you would shut the

740
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 2: fuck up, I haven't said anything. Hey, shut the fuck up.

741
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 2: All right, guys, see a little see a little bit

742
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:23,280
Speaker 2: of bullying.

743
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:27,080
Speaker 7: Exactly, go back all the time right after we figured

744
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 7: out that you shouldn't call everything gay. Okay, that's that's

745
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,879
Speaker 7: an appropriate time. And then but you still make fun

746
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 7: of everyone.

747
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:40,359
Speaker 2: What I just said was that was that Columbine when

748
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,760
Speaker 2: we go back to the.

749
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 6: We were like, maybe we ease off the guys in

750
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 6: the back of the lunch room just a little bit

751
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,840
Speaker 6: before we all get smoked.

752
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that that time. Yeah, I heard one.

753
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 6: Of them go, I have a grenade. Maybe we chill.

754
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 1: I actually remember after Columbine, my school had an assembly

755
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,960
Speaker 1: where there like, yo, we gotta start being nicer.

756
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 2: To each other.

757
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, uh, like it was a big thing

758
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:11,799
Speaker 7: for our school because we had the exact same way

759
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,919
Speaker 7: out as Columbine, like our high school, like we were

760
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,800
Speaker 7: designed or Columbine was like designed after high school.

761
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:18,959
Speaker 2: So you have maskematics.

762
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:20,799
Speaker 7: So it was like the same. So it was a

763
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 7: big deal. And we also had a big meeting, an

764
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:29,360
Speaker 7: assembly if you will, and uh and they were and

765
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 7: then a bunch of seniors I remember, came dressed in

766
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 7: trench coats.

767
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 2: What yeah, rude.

768
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was for sure on purpose, but I didn't

769
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 7: know that these psychopaths and Columbine wore trench coats. And

770
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,359
Speaker 7: I just saw the seniors and I'm like, oh, that's

771
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 7: kind of a cool look. And I remember going to

772
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 7: my mom being like, maybe I get a trench.

773
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:57,759
Speaker 2: Coat and she's like, what the fuck a psychopath? And

774
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 2: I'm like, did you know Marilyn Manson removed a right,

775
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to get their mom. Yeah, that's it.

776
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,239
Speaker 2: I'm actually really into and he seems like a cool,

777
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 2: chilled guy. We'd all stars.

778
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 1: She's like, that's wild, dude, because Vin Diesel died.

779
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:16,160
Speaker 2: Go to your room. Why would you say that.

780
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 6: Let me use the house computer to find out if

781
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 6: it's real. Where's the house computer back in the day

782
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 6: when it was a house computer. Let's just say I

783
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 6: needed that game that could get me off in five seconds. Yeah,

784
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,440
Speaker 6: I weren't taking a half hour on the house computer to.

785
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 2: The house computer. Man, I was so excited when dude,

786
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 2: I finally got a Dell.

787
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, because the basement computer where like our TV was downstairs.

788
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 2: I remember I like.

789
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,840
Speaker 7: The first time I like used the computer by myself,

790
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 7: and the website I went to. We talked about this

791
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 7: on the podcast was boobs dot com.

792
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 2: Yeah still exists, Yeah, shut up.

793
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 7: And I I like moved the whole computer like this

794
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,719
Speaker 7: way to face the wall. And my dad's watching like

795
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 7: Star Trek next Generation.

796
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 2: Or whatever, and she's like, he's like, what the fuck

797
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,319
Speaker 2: are you doing. I'm like, I just don't want to

798
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 2: bother you. I don't want to bother you. It's too bright.

799
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 1: Yeah you already know about like blue light. You're like,

800
00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 1: it's just not good for your eyes.

801
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 2: I don't want to bother you.

802
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 7: You're too old, you you would be bothered by the

803
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 7: lights to get blue balls.

804
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, the computer's like, great, gank, can't get get gang,

805
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 2: are right? It's just like I Meanwhile, it takes forty

806
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 2: five minutes to see like half of a nipple, And

807
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:28,600
Speaker 2: I'm like that's all I need, dude.

808
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 3: That is it would be like line by line just

809
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:36,320
Speaker 3: coming in and you're like I'm coming in too.

810
00:40:38,239 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 7: It's crazy simpler time that they used to just slowly

811
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,840
Speaker 7: load and you'd be like, okay.

812
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 2: Cue face, ah fuck up, tack right, deleat.

813
00:40:46,719 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 1: It, dude, dude again, not again, it's the.

814
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 2: Same dude, Dude.

815
00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 7: Remember going into chat rooms and writing like age sex location,

816
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 7: oh for yeah, oh yeah, and for sure every like

817
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 7: you're like, I'm talking to a smoking hot babe right now,

818
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 7: and we're for sure it's just that guy with the

819
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 7: giant tits from the bar last night.

820
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure he was on there. Gun, what are

821
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 2: you up to?

822
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:21,800
Speaker 7: I'm a sixteen year old hot babe just like you are.

823
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 2: That is so weird.

824
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:24,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, we would have like groups of dudes and one

825
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:26,840
Speaker 3: guy would be at the computer like typing.

826
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,400
Speaker 2: It's like, okay, your turn, you come.

827
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 6: Up here, right, But no, it's like when fire was

828
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 6: dude was starting to fire and everyone's like you got

829
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 6: to see this, like it's just and.

830
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 2: Then it's warm. Yeah, it was our version of that.

831
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 2: It's almost exactly like that. That's her picture, that's her friend.

832
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 2: That's that's who we're talking to right now. Yeah, we're

833
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 2: in junior highy.

834
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 1: She's like, she asked what her job is, what's our

835
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 1: job by fucking say pro wrestler, pro wrestler, say pro wrestler.

836
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 2: No, we got to think of something like that. She

837
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 2: would actually think, I am I'm the mayor of Baltimore.

838
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I drive monster trucks.

839
00:42:04,280 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 2: Fuck Meanwhile, something that we actually could be. Every girl

840
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,360
Speaker 2: in here is like I was never ever in a

841
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 2: chat room. No, no, no ever. You know why? I

842
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 2: could just walk around and people would say hi to me.

843
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 7: Dude, do you remember going to the mall and like

844
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:21,319
Speaker 7: cruising for chicks?

845
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 2: Yes?

846
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,920
Speaker 7: Yes, And all my friends wouldn't go talk to They

847
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 7: were all like good looking people, and uh, my little

848
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 7: crippled ass was on crutches, so they would always send

849
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 7: me over to be liked.

850
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:39,840
Speaker 6: Oh no, it's a guy, it's like, and they're walking faster,

851
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:43,279
Speaker 6: so it to me just like right there you go.

852
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 2: Excuse me, excuse me, beautiful lady?

853
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 7: Why why why I'm suddenly British? Beautiful lady? Excuse me?

854
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:01,280
Speaker 2: Excuse me? Eat all that cinnabon.

855
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:07,400
Speaker 7: I hate to use that extra cheese on your pretzel.

856
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,280
Speaker 1: Before you enter that hot topic.

857
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:16,279
Speaker 2: My friend Trent would lot to talk to you. Do

858
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 2: you think he's cute? Yes? And no, or maybe answer

859
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 2: this check right.

860
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 1: Check this box and I'll return it to him.

861
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 2: Oh no, my friends went up and escalator. I'll be

862
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:33,600
Speaker 2: back in forty five minutes.

863
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 4: See now I have to use the elevator because I'm

864
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:37,480
Speaker 4: on the crutches.

865
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 6: Because I'm on the crutches, I hope this Christmas is good.

866
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 1: She's like she's like Adam. Were in science class together

867
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 1: with Adam.

868
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 2: We were in the same grade. You know me, You've

869
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 2: known me my entire life. Excuse me, I've gotta go.

870
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 1: Adam go away. Didn't you hear fucking Vin Diesel.

871
00:43:55,840 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 7: Dina And then I just dropped the crutches and suddenly

872
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 7: can walk.

873
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 2: But I'm crying, dude. The mall culture and a mall.

874
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:18,480
Speaker 2: You didn't have a mall, I know there is so sucks. Dude.

875
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 3: If you didn't kick it at Hot Topic. You didn't

876
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 3: see the chicks at Cinnabon. Honestly, they were always at Cinnabon.

877
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 2: Dude, you never did. You never even fuck up a popcornopolis.

878
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I know it. Dude.

879
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 3: Sun Coast Music, you didn't have Sun Coast Music in

880
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 3: the mall.

881
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 1: Anybody know what about Wetzels Pretzels. We shouted them out

882
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,240
Speaker 1: on fucking workaholics.

883
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 2: Wetzels Pretzels make some you'r annie Ann's out here?

884
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 6: Yea?

885
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 2: And oh anis is fine? Yeah, it's good. I don't know.

886
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:51,200
Speaker 2: I'm a guy. Maybe this is how I get my ass.

887
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:54,960
Speaker 3: Beacon Ben say, actually, I actually think that uh Wetzel's

888
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 3: Pretzels now as almost forty year old, Wetzels Pretzels gives

889
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 3: me heartburn ani and does me right, I do believe

890
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 3: that that.

891
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 7: Okay, that's cool that at forty they still eat enough

892
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:11,200
Speaker 7: pretzels to have real opinions about pretzels. I feel like

893
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 7: I've fallen way off my pretzel game. How do you

894
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 7: walk past without getting Well, that's the thing is, I'm

895
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:22,760
Speaker 7: no longer in malls, so I don't walk past many What.

896
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 6: What is that that welcome to the other side?

897
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:30,360
Speaker 2: What is this bullshit? You're no longer in malls. You

898
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:37,360
Speaker 2: gotta into malls, dude. I'm like, let's ruin the entire environment.

899
00:45:37,520 --> 00:45:41,840
Speaker 6: Give me everything, boxes, big cardboard supporder, a big cardboard bumper.

900
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 2: Can just go to a mall, dude, fucking bump out

901
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:44,359
Speaker 2: of here.

902
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, now is the time to go to malls when

903
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 1: it's like holiday shopping, like you can go like all

904
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 1: I want to do is go into a hot topic,

905
00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:53,720
Speaker 1: like literally I love that store.

906
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:57,360
Speaker 7: Okay, I saw like a meme the other day that

907
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,320
Speaker 7: I'm like, oh, that's actually kind of a dope idea.

908
00:45:59,560 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 2: It was.

909
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:03,800
Speaker 7: It was like, uh, for millennials, when we get old

910
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:05,840
Speaker 7: and we are in a retirement home, they need to

911
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:08,959
Speaker 7: turn all the old abandoned malls just into malls again

912
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 7: and have all apartments and then you could just.

913
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 2: Go to the food court, have an orange Julius. I

914
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:18,920
Speaker 2: would love that, eat a giant cookie. I would love that.

915
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:22,879
Speaker 7: Yeah, Like in Sync will perform like in the Bye

916
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,920
Speaker 7: by the Christmas Tree and you're you're you act like

917
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:26,840
Speaker 7: you don't want to see it.

918
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 2: You're like, oh I hate in Sync. These pretzels are

919
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 2: tearing up my heart.

920
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 6: Uh so why is going to the mall right now

921
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 6: at Christmas the best time to go?

922
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 2: By the way, there's no malls. I don't want to

923
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 2: hear it. Actually, go ahead, there's no malls.

924
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,800
Speaker 1: There are malls, there's plenty of I know where they.

925
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,320
Speaker 2: All are, and yeah, dude, Burbank.

926
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 1: But if you go now, you can act like you're

927
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 1: going into hot topic to shop for someone else, but really,

928
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 1: I'm in there fucking loading up on fucking anime shirts. Dude.

929
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 2: You can do that. You can do that whenever you want.

930
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 2: I can't. You don't have to wait till now.

931
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:06,240
Speaker 6: Go in there and buy your nightmare before Christmas backpack brod.

932
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:10,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, where we shoot the Righteous Gemstones.

933
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 1: It's yeah, hell yeah.

934
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 7: We shoot in a mall in Charleston, South Carolina, and

935
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 7: we took over the seers and made it our studio.

936
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,680
Speaker 2: That's fucking yeah. But it's so weird.

937
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:24,799
Speaker 7: So on lunch breaks, so I'm dressed as Kelvin with

938
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 7: this dumb ass haircut, and I'm wearing a scarf and

939
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 7: like so much fucking jewelry and ship I'm like, I

940
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 7: will sometimes walk through the mall and go to the

941
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 7: food court.

942
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 2: Wait, it's still open, dude, but it's a ghost town.

943
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 2: It's so everything it's all boarded up.

944
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:42,799
Speaker 7: And then you get there and there's like a pan

945
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 7: Express and they're like they're like surprised to see you.

946
00:47:45,640 --> 00:47:50,359
Speaker 7: They're like, oh, hey, uh right, uh we we got

947
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:54,320
Speaker 7: one right. If I have the orange chee.

948
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:56,800
Speaker 2: It'll just that's all you take. Twenty five minutes.

949
00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:00,120
Speaker 6: We got a what else besides a pan Express and

950
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:01,319
Speaker 6: the Brookstone chair to sit in.

951
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:05,360
Speaker 3: Well, that's it, honestly, Brookstone one of the fucking coolest stores.

952
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:09,320
Speaker 2: Give it me. Really, are you buying stuff from there? Huh?

953
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 2: What do you buy?

954
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can buy massagers and stuff and luggage.

955
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 2: What luggage are you buying? Dude?

956
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:26,240
Speaker 7: By the way, just got myself for Romoo, So that's crazy, dude.

957
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 3: I'm testing out the fucking north Face hard case that

958
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,640
Speaker 3: we got.

959
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,360
Speaker 6: I got a new Patagonia backpack. I'd had a top

960
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 6: loader for years with like a sinstring. I'm not doing anymore, guys.

961
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:43,319
Speaker 6: I needed the little laptop, you know, the pocket on

962
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 6: the back, like the laptop, the dipad goes in there.

963
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:49,240
Speaker 6: Oh now I just take it out and the security

964
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 6: is great.

965
00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 2: We're so old.

966
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 3: The one that's doing me right besides the north Face

967
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 3: is the Nomadic, the Nomadic Weekender case. It's fantastic, Nomadic, interesting,

968
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 3: I mean interesting.

969
00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:00,919
Speaker 2: Yeah.

970
00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 7: Do you remember Eddie Bauer. There's this door at the mall,

971
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:07,480
Speaker 7: Eddie Bower, the model. It was like it was just

972
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 7: like like, I mean, I'm sure doors worship like that.

973
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:14,080
Speaker 2: It's like on right now. Yeah, I'm flannel.

974
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:18,839
Speaker 7: But they were so popular that Ford it was like, yeah,

975
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 7: you designed the interior of my car.

976
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:25,280
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that's tight. This is like a thing everyone

977
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 2: knows anymore anymore.

978
00:49:28,600 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 7: Like why doesn't like a clothing company just designed the inside.

979
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 2: Of your car. Your car is just all interior is

980
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:42,719
Speaker 2: just or whatever. That would be kind of sick, that

981
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 2: would be way comfy.

982
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:47,319
Speaker 6: I think they do do very funny. I think they

983
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 6: do do do I think they do that it's important.

984
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 2: There was a Notica minivan for a while. Oh yeah,

985
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:54,799
Speaker 2: it's pretty sick. Ok, that's kind of funny.

986
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,759
Speaker 3: Eddie Bower one you had that, didn't you have? The

987
00:49:56,840 --> 00:50:00,319
Speaker 3: Eddie Bower? Yeah, flipped it. I flipped it on the freeway, Yep,

988
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 3: I did. I flipped it on the freeway. I spun.

989
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:07,439
Speaker 2: I hit a puddle in LA and I spun four

990
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 2: lanes of traffic and then I hit the guardrail and

991
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 2: my car did a full flip and landed, and I'm

992
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 2: like hanging from my seat belt in the back.

993
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:18,759
Speaker 7: The metal park shot through the back window, and so

994
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:20,799
Speaker 7: if you're in the back seat, you would have been decapitated.

995
00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:24,359
Speaker 7: And instead of like being freaked out, that I could

996
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:24,920
Speaker 7: have just died.

997
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 2: I was so freaked out that I lost my Monster

998
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 2: Energy drink and then I found it, climbed out.

999
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:35,400
Speaker 7: It was raining and I left my keys and my

1000
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:38,319
Speaker 7: wallet and my phone.

1001
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:41,960
Speaker 2: And it ran twelve miles. But you had the Monster this.

1002
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 2: Between this and like.

1003
00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:46,839
Speaker 6: The cement truck hole thing, I'm convinced that you were

1004
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 6: like a final destination escapee.

1005
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:49,800
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1006
00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 6: It just keeps happening, and he's pushing it, like when

1007
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 6: we went shark diving for Shark Week or whatever. Yeah,

1008
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:59,840
Speaker 6: Adam's like cannonballing at tiger sharks and shit, he's.

1009
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 2: Like made for good TV though.

1010
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's got He created a whole show called Bad Ideas.

1011
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:07,759
Speaker 2: I'm like, don't I don't want to die. What's happening? Yeah?

1012
00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 7: I created I did the show called Bad Ideas and

1013
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:11,959
Speaker 7: where we went and we did.

1014
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 2: All kinds of crazy ship we uh we drove.

1015
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 7: Out one of the world's like most dangerous roads in Peru,

1016
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 7: which is pretty scary, and then we like did this

1017
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,719
Speaker 7: crazy demolition derby and I broke a rib.

1018
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:26,359
Speaker 2: Yeah that was fucked up. That was hey, dude, and

1019
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 2: it's fun. You're alive. I was like, hey, it's broken,

1020
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:40,719
Speaker 2: I might as well taken out then, huh okay, out out? Yeah.

1021
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 2: They throw you out of the car.

1022
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:44,319
Speaker 1: You're like, ah, They're like, we gotta get you to

1023
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:46,719
Speaker 1: the hospital. You're like wait, wait, wait, wait wait, it's good.

1024
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, we're fine. Yeah, we're good. ISAA gonna pull

1025
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:54,279
Speaker 2: this one out? We never needed this one, Isaac. We

1026
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 2: drive me stars now in the dope? Baby?

1027
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:12,920
Speaker 7: Should we do some Ben Salem?

1028
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 2: Dude? Did you guys know the most expensive cheese steak

1029
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 2: in Philly? Guess how much this ship is? Sixty nine? Dude?

1030
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,880
Speaker 2: I wish no. I bet it's thirty five bucks.

1031
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:25,680
Speaker 6: I bet it's way more because it's got like gold

1032
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:29,759
Speaker 6: flecks in it or some stupid ship one dollar?

1033
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 2: Is it like gold whiz or some shit?

1034
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say one hundred and thirty five dollars?

1035
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:38,440
Speaker 2: Okay, and durs, what are you gonna say besides sixty

1036
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 2: nine sixty six? Bob Kyle, I said thirty five bucks.

1037
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 1: Wait, I'm changing my fucking four to twenty.

1038
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:48,799
Speaker 2: Nice good call.

1039
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 7: You blew it because it is one hundred and forty dollars.

1040
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:56,399
Speaker 2: I said one thirty. I was so closed they changed it.

1041
00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:59,360
Speaker 2: Money that was for you guys change.

1042
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 7: Wow, live for yourselfty dollars Barclay Prime on Rittenhouse Square.

1043
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 2: We get it. Uh, dude, I love it.

1044
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:13,400
Speaker 7: I love that if you just make something expensive, a

1045
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:15,399
Speaker 7: rich asshole would be like, it has to be the best.

1046
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 2: Let's kind of know that is the truth. That is true,

1047
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:20,760
Speaker 2: the best. We could share it.

1048
00:53:20,760 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 6: It's safer and it's better if it's more expensive to

1049
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 6: a rich asshole.

1050
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 2: Safer. Oh, you're talking about those guys who went down

1051
00:53:26,600 --> 00:53:27,239
Speaker 2: in the type.

1052
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:31,239
Speaker 1: Five years ago, the guys would explored. I think it's

1053
00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:38,399
Speaker 1: safe because just clumb crumpled in on itself. Chel the dude,

1054
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: they would have loved this sandwich.

1055
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:39,800
Speaker 2: Sorry.

1056
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:44,720
Speaker 7: Five years ago, chef Mark Twirsky reworked the sandwich summing

1057
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 7: in Japanese eight five wagu beef see a fucking dick

1058
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:55,840
Speaker 7: and a housemade truffled whiz shut up made of some

1059
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:57,719
Speaker 7: kind of cheese that I can't even pronounce.

1060
00:53:58,080 --> 00:53:59,480
Speaker 2: See it, let me try to pronounce it.

1061
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 1: Way to help him out, Way to help him out

1062
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:08,759
Speaker 1: with that, Kyle.

1063
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:17,239
Speaker 2: That's what you said. I said to see the other

1064
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 2: part that a guys they're leaving guys. It's John John

1065
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:25,280
Speaker 2: to Toro John too.

1066
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:29,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like it, I'm gonna go play black jack.

1067
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:34,799
Speaker 2: I get that. I get that. The cheese is now

1068
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:35,880
Speaker 2: Cooper Sharp.

1069
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:43,319
Speaker 7: Okay, the darling of better cheese teak shops everywhere. Yeah,

1070
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:47,439
Speaker 7: just the rival cheese Fas that being said, look under

1071
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:47,960
Speaker 7: your seats.

1072
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:52,760
Speaker 2: You have one in your seat. Either you have diarrhea.

1073
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:58,279
Speaker 1: Or look, oh you look, we fucking got you.

1074
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 2: You think we're gonna give our pants and anything at all.

1075
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:07,359
Speaker 2: You get buzzballs and you like it. Twelve of you

1076
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:11,960
Speaker 2: get buzzballs and that's it. Drink almost drink yeah, and

1077
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 2: they're like, I can't believe we drank that buzzball.

1078
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:19,040
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, like holy shit, they really aren't cold, dude,

1079
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:19,920
Speaker 1: Yeah dude.

1080
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 7: So they stopped, I think because we keep shipping. Like

1081
00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:24,440
Speaker 7: Blake is the only one that likes buzzballs and they,

1082
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 7: I mean it is they taste like poison.

1083
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 2: They've stopped sending us buzzballs.

1084
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 7: Blake is like the face of buzzballs, and they're like, nah,

1085
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:33,439
Speaker 7: we're good.

1086
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:36,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, although I do have a theory that like, because

1087
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:37,920
Speaker 2: they're so bad, there's just.

1088
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:40,279
Speaker 6: A basement of buzzball somewhere and they're starting to run

1089
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:43,040
Speaker 6: out because we're the only people like distributed.

1090
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's probably. It's not even a real company.

1091
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,440
Speaker 1: It's just Isaac, like just let Blake have this.

1092
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:51,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just some guy who's like Grandma's companies.

1093
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:55,080
Speaker 7: Really, like in college when we used to like have

1094
00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 7: a partying and uh remember when we made that like

1095
00:55:57,840 --> 00:56:00,840
Speaker 7: jungle juice and we used yes I do. We used

1096
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,520
Speaker 7: a trash can, not a clean trash can, not a

1097
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:07,319
Speaker 7: brand new trash can. That's okay, our trash can. Yes,

1098
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 7: we hosed it. We did hose it down. Did hose

1099
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 7: it down? Can we put a plastic bag?

1100
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:13,240
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, which fine, dude.

1101
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:18,759
Speaker 7: But then it fell in immediately liquid and we and

1102
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:21,799
Speaker 7: we spun it with we like a mix it up

1103
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 7: with two by four and.

1104
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:26,400
Speaker 6: You were dressed like a fucking treasure troll, just like

1105
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:27,160
Speaker 6: mixing this.

1106
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:28,480
Speaker 2: It was a Halloween party.

1107
00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 7: I'm dressed as a naked treasure troll in this fresh

1108
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:35,320
Speaker 7: colored onesie with a belly button jewel where I'm constantly

1109
00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:36,840
Speaker 7: asking people to pay the toll.

1110
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's pretty good. It was so fucked up.

1111
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 2: Remember we were so poor that we didn't want to

1112
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 2: just dump it out.

1113
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:46,280
Speaker 6: We put it in pictures and it stayed in our fridge.

1114
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,920
Speaker 2: They were like, we gotta keep this. Yeah, so that's

1115
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:50,960
Speaker 2: essentially what Buzzball's tastes.

1116
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:54,640
Speaker 1: Weirdly, at the party, people would be like, is there

1117
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 1: a spaghetti in this?

1118
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:01,480
Speaker 2: There's a seat for it.

1119
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:05,160
Speaker 7: Looks like you bought slim gyms and a pack of

1120
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:06,000
Speaker 7: camel lights.

1121
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:10,279
Speaker 2: Kyle, Yeah, I see that from taxes. Actually need that.

1122
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:13,520
Speaker 2: That's a right off. This is bro smart.

1123
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:15,719
Speaker 7: Hit me with it, Blake, Oh yeah, hold on, give

1124
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:19,240
Speaker 7: me a fucking second story.

1125
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 2: Fucked up. Sometimes we get real with it, so fucked up, so.

1126
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 7: Real water trash wo wow, wow, dude. Philadelphia's begels are

1127
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 7: boiled in beer.

1128
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:33,400
Speaker 2: Begels?

1129
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:38,920
Speaker 6: Wait the Beagles, you guys are They're boiling dough agel.

1130
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:45,640
Speaker 2: It's a boy. What did I say? I said begel? Hey,

1131
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 2: you're saying this? You know what I thought? I like,

1132
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:50,840
Speaker 2: Ben's hayleem. Fuck y'all, I'd say Bengel. How I say bagel?

1133
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:55,680
Speaker 2: Philadelphia's They're just saying it's a bagel.

1134
00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 6: I think you're saying the same word twice.

1135
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 7: All right, Philadelphia's bagels are boiled in beer and they're delicious?

1136
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:07,600
Speaker 2: Are they good?

1137
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:11,320
Speaker 7: Relatively new regional offering is solely a product of Philly

1138
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:15,160
Speaker 7: Style Bagels, a shot that started in twenty fifteen and

1139
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:18,560
Speaker 7: has established a two brick and mortar locations in Fishtown

1140
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 7: and Old City.

1141
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:22,400
Speaker 2: Is this just a commercial? What are we doing? Why

1142
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:25,600
Speaker 2: are we a commercial for the It's.

1143
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:28,920
Speaker 1: Like that's weird, huh? And also check out the beer garden.

1144
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, fu displace beer Garden, which, by the way,

1145
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 6: want to check it out?

1146
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:37,919
Speaker 2: The food was bombed. The fool over there is fucking good, dude.

1147
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:41,400
Speaker 2: And what's cool is you two is performing here? Oh

1148
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:45,000
Speaker 2: my god? Wait after us? Yeah, no, ship the Edge

1149
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 2: is just like Lake saying, you two are performing after this,

1150
00:58:50,720 --> 00:59:04,320
Speaker 2: We're gonna go gamble. You guys have New York Man.

1151
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 7: Dude, this is fucked up. It's really cool for him.

1152
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 7: This is cool for him. Okay you want me to

1153
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 7: read it. New York Man wins ten million dollars from

1154
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:18,280
Speaker 7: scratch off lottery for a second year in a row.

1155
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:22,000
Speaker 2: Yes, fuck yes, that's really cool.

1156
00:59:22,040 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 3: That makes me think he's got something like some kind

1157
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 3: of cool printer that he's just making these things, you

1158
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:29,680
Speaker 3: know what I mean, He's figured it out. He's like

1159
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:34,560
Speaker 3: the McDonald's guy who sold the fucking uh Monopoly game.

1160
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:36,520
Speaker 2: He's like that, good job guy.

1161
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 7: He won it for a second year in a row,

1162
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:42,480
Speaker 7: and obviously the officials are like, bitch, something's up.

1163
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 2: So he didn't win two years in a row. He's like,

1164
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 2: look be a lady two years in a row, said damn. Yeah.

1165
00:59:52,680 --> 00:59:55,080
Speaker 7: He purchased both winning tickets at an h and a

1166
00:59:55,280 --> 00:59:58,120
Speaker 7: gas and convenience store located you know who gives a

1167
00:59:58,120 --> 00:59:59,160
Speaker 7: ship lane?

1168
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:02,480
Speaker 2: You guys are like, where is it? Where is he

1169
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:04,880
Speaker 2: who gives a ship? Yeah?

1170
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:07,320
Speaker 1: Actually that's probably the most valuable.

1171
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:10,600
Speaker 2: For one two Avenue H in Brooklyn.

1172
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 7: So the lucky winner decided to take his winnings in

1173
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:17,360
Speaker 7: a single lump sum payment of six million, one twenty two,

1174
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:21,480
Speaker 7: four hundred dollars after required withholdings after both victories.

1175
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:24,320
Speaker 1: That's really cool that we read it one more time

1176
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:25,160
Speaker 1: for me because I.

1177
01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:28,280
Speaker 6: Just kind of miss, uh, what was the address?

1178
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:32,440
Speaker 2: Four to one O two Avenue A Chin, Brooklyn. I

1179
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:34,600
Speaker 2: like that scam he's running. The story is just that

1180
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:37,600
Speaker 2: someone won it twice. He won two times. That's fucking nuts.

1181
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:40,280
Speaker 1: At the same place he was running a cool scam.

1182
01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:42,760
Speaker 1: He's like, yo, I got burnt DVDs, I got winning

1183
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:46,760
Speaker 1: lotto tickets if you want, we got.

1184
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 7: That if yeah, he's like, uh yo, you can watch

1185
01:00:50,200 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 7: the new Marvel the Eternals.

1186
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:57,720
Speaker 1: Or I got that winning ticket of ticket, I got

1187
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:00,120
Speaker 1: winning Scratchers, I got winning McDon.

1188
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:01,440
Speaker 2: Did he win the first time? How much did he

1189
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:03,480
Speaker 2: win that first time? I think he won ten million

1190
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,720
Speaker 2: both times? And then he took the lump.

1191
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:08,720
Speaker 6: Are you like super nice the first time and then

1192
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:11,120
Speaker 6: the second time you're like, all right, I was nice.

1193
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:14,000
Speaker 2: Nobody gave a fuck. I'm a peace out these people,

1194
01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:14,720
Speaker 2: Well what I mean.

1195
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:17,440
Speaker 7: A friend of mine's dad won the lottery when we

1196
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:18,520
Speaker 7: were in high school.

1197
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:21,760
Speaker 2: Which was sick, and then like how much he wants?

1198
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:26,040
Speaker 2: I think six million bucks? Yeah, yeah, pretty time. And

1199
01:01:26,080 --> 01:01:27,160
Speaker 2: then he showed which could.

1200
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:32,720
Speaker 6: Happen to night here bed says so sorry beers and

1201
01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 6: get on out there, go ahead.

1202
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, and then he like uh like left his family

1203
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:41,160
Speaker 7: and just started fucking up her. Yeah right away, yeah,

1204
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:44,680
Speaker 7: which I think is what we all would he like.

1205
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:47,560
Speaker 1: When the lottery they're all like celebrating. His wife comes over,

1206
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:48,720
Speaker 1: He's like, don't touch me.

1207
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:52,560
Speaker 2: He's like, no, yeah, hey, I do like that. She's like,

1208
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:53,680
Speaker 2: why are you doing this?

1209
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:58,040
Speaker 6: He's like, I can give you six million reasons, show

1210
01:01:58,080 --> 01:01:58,800
Speaker 6: your ten.

1211
01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:04,520
Speaker 1: You know what, I actually don't want to see him tonight. Okay,

1212
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:05,720
Speaker 1: keep those kits in.

1213
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:09,720
Speaker 7: No, actually I think he like bought a bunch of

1214
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:13,120
Speaker 7: cars for his family and then bought a couple homes and.

1215
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:18,040
Speaker 2: Honey, I gave you a car. Yeah he didn't. He

1216
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:18,520
Speaker 2: didn't like this.

1217
01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:23,080
Speaker 3: Damn, this guy's got a stroke, you guys, he's having

1218
01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:23,520
Speaker 3: a stroke.

1219
01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 2: I can't say one of the other one. You guys

1220
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:27,480
Speaker 2: had some hot cues.

1221
01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:31,280
Speaker 7: We're gonna be you some sweet sweet Okay, let's do it.

1222
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:34,880
Speaker 7: Meghan asked Folgers song sing off.

1223
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:40,320
Speaker 2: Love Blake. Haven't we done this? Mean? Let's do it?

1224
01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:42,160
Speaker 6: Is there a different when we didn't sing off? Can

1225
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:43,800
Speaker 6: we get a different suggestion.

1226
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:44,000
Speaker 2: From the crowd?

1227
01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 6: Well, I don't know the words to any other side.

1228
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:48,000
Speaker 2: I guess I'm just like, go listen to the one

1229
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:50,920
Speaker 2: we did. No, we're doing it again. I'm not going

1230
01:02:51,000 --> 01:03:00,680
Speaker 2: to do it the best part. See it's already stupid.

1231
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:01,760
Speaker 2: All right, I'll try for.

1232
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:06,200
Speaker 6: He influenced my my dumbness, Adam, you don't have to

1233
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:07,280
Speaker 6: do everything they tell you to do.

1234
01:03:07,360 --> 01:03:10,880
Speaker 3: Her best up, Shut the funk up?

1235
01:03:11,320 --> 01:03:16,960
Speaker 2: Is Folgers in your Blake. You want to hand him

1236
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:17,200
Speaker 2: with it.

1237
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:23,520
Speaker 8: The best photto waken up is Folgers in.

1238
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:29,080
Speaker 2: Your hook up. Blake's Blake's the best already, I will

1239
01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:32,120
Speaker 2: say Blake. When he sings it looks very painful.

1240
01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:37,440
Speaker 1: That is what a good singer does, the more in pain. Yeah,

1241
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:39,360
Speaker 1: that's what the best singers do.

1242
01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:44,800
Speaker 2: Who's Who's the guy who's got the Blake giant mole

1243
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:47,400
Speaker 2: on a sace? Yeah?

1244
01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:51,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I thought you were gonna say Enrique Iglicias.

1245
01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:53,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, him too? And does he have them? He

1246
01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:54,680
Speaker 2: got it removed?

1247
01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:57,920
Speaker 1: He did, which sucks.

1248
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:04,880
Speaker 2: I don't like that. The best not a wakeing. It's

1249
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:06,960
Speaker 2: fool just in your cup.

1250
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:12,320
Speaker 3: That's good, probably the most marketable the music.

1251
01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:23,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not interested. Wow, what

1252
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:27,320
Speaker 2: a dick? Uh? He's right.

1253
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:31,920
Speaker 6: You can go listen to the episode We're here is

1254
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:32,880
Speaker 6: the villain of our group.

1255
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:36,720
Speaker 2: Catherine wants to know of the four of you, who's

1256
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:44,560
Speaker 2: poop would you eat? In order? And this solan good?

1257
01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:50,520
Speaker 2: A waking up is eating Kyle ship? Is it? Because

1258
01:04:50,560 --> 01:04:51,560
Speaker 2: that's not where I would go.

1259
01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:53,360
Speaker 6: I'll tell you I had I had a couple of

1260
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:55,840
Speaker 6: Bonker ships today, you would not want those.

1261
01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:58,680
Speaker 2: Here's here's your ship I would eat. I would eat.

1262
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:01,680
Speaker 7: This is the ship I would in order, I would

1263
01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:04,640
Speaker 7: go Durs. Durs eats healthy.

1264
01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:09,840
Speaker 2: What are you talking about this? Do you know me? Yes?

1265
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:10,080
Speaker 2: I do.

1266
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:14,720
Speaker 6: I went to two cheese steak places today. Wait for it,

1267
01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:15,920
Speaker 6: shut the funk up.

1268
01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:19,480
Speaker 2: This is my story.

1269
01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:24,000
Speaker 6: They can't shut up ginos and pass. It was so bad.

1270
01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:28,680
Speaker 6: I went back to the hotel and walked to the carvery.

1271
01:05:28,280 --> 01:05:31,120
Speaker 2: Or something like that. Chopping is what's it.

1272
01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:39,160
Speaker 6: Called choppy huh cleavers and got another cheese steak that

1273
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:40,960
Speaker 6: was fucking bad.

1274
01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:44,919
Speaker 2: And a milkshake.

1275
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:51,640
Speaker 7: Hey, guess what, I'm eating your ship first when eating

1276
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:52,600
Speaker 7: healthy meal.

1277
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:55,160
Speaker 2: Ever, I've seen you starve yourself for rolls.

1278
01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:58,640
Speaker 7: That's different, that's not I would wait until you're starving yourself,

1279
01:05:58,640 --> 01:05:59,600
Speaker 7: and then I would eat your ship.

1280
01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:00,840
Speaker 2: That's not eating.

1281
01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:05,880
Speaker 6: Starving is not eating.

1282
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:07,000
Speaker 2: He doesn't eat.

1283
01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:10,560
Speaker 7: Food I eat because mostly consumes alcohol.

1284
01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:13,720
Speaker 2: So he's gonna have the running beer ships. It's just

1285
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:15,480
Speaker 2: foam so you can drink them.

1286
01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:19,120
Speaker 7: It would be, it would be, and then I would

1287
01:06:19,160 --> 01:06:23,720
Speaker 7: eat my own ship. This is why you, Catherine, wanted

1288
01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:27,400
Speaker 7: to know the order. I'm telling you my order. And

1289
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:29,440
Speaker 7: then I would eat my own ship. Then I'd eat

1290
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:33,200
Speaker 7: kyle ship, okay, and then Blake. Then I would take

1291
01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:35,560
Speaker 7: a spoon and soup.

1292
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:38,040
Speaker 2: Up your ship. It's science, Okay.

1293
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:41,040
Speaker 6: I do like how she just wanted to know who's

1294
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:43,080
Speaker 6: you would eat, and you were like, in this order,

1295
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:44,080
Speaker 6: I have to eat.

1296
01:06:43,960 --> 01:06:47,160
Speaker 2: All I would do.

1297
01:06:47,680 --> 01:06:50,280
Speaker 1: Probably I think I would eat Kyle's first, because he

1298
01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:52,320
Speaker 1: eats a bunch of vegetables.

1299
01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:55,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh well that's that's foul. Dude. You don't want

1300
01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:57,760
Speaker 2: a bunch of vegetables, are you sure? Yeah?

1301
01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,920
Speaker 1: At least I feel like I'm getting some sort of

1302
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:01,360
Speaker 1: vitamins as I eat ship.

1303
01:07:01,640 --> 01:07:04,960
Speaker 7: There's no vitamins, not about it. It's a consistency. It's

1304
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:05,920
Speaker 7: not about vitamins.

1305
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:09,880
Speaker 2: There is zero vitamins in ship. That's what we don't need.

1306
01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:12,720
Speaker 2: There has to be some vitamins and ship.

1307
01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:14,880
Speaker 6: Maybe like a little piece of corners of that. There's

1308
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:17,400
Speaker 6: gotta because like dung beetles, you know how you shit

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01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:18,640
Speaker 6: in your backyard.

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01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:24,680
Speaker 1: And the Yeah, now there's there's some. I would probably

1311
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:28,560
Speaker 1: go Kyle's ship, yep. And I have to eat your

1312
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:29,280
Speaker 1: guys ship too.

1313
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:31,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to eat all of our ship in order.

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01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:34,120
Speaker 6: But remember this, it doesn't have to be best to worse.

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01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:36,200
Speaker 6: You might want to eat the worst one first so

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01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:38,760
Speaker 6: that you can wash it down with someone else's delicious ship.

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01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:40,800
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I'm saying, and then you leave with

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01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:41,920
Speaker 2: that tists in your mouth.

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01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:45,280
Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out what would be the difference

1320
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:48,200
Speaker 1: between you two guys ship, But uh, I don't know.

1321
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:51,640
Speaker 1: I guess because he has the Omaha steaks hook up.

1322
01:07:51,720 --> 01:07:54,360
Speaker 1: So I get my veggies, then I get my meat,

1323
01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:58,560
Speaker 1: but then I get whatever there's dice rolled the three,

1324
01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:01,200
Speaker 1: the three can cheese steaks or whatever.

1325
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:04,520
Speaker 2: Your own ship, I don't know.

1326
01:08:04,720 --> 01:08:06,720
Speaker 1: I mean I can do that that that's normal.

1327
01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:09,720
Speaker 6: I don't think you have to say your own ship.

1328
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:15,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So who's up next, Kyle. Well, I'm I'm

1329
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:16,599
Speaker 2: gonna eat and quickly.

1330
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:18,920
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna eat both your guys as ship just

1331
01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:22,600
Speaker 3: at the same time and drink stir it up.

1332
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:23,759
Speaker 2: I'm gonna drink Blake's.

1333
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:28,960
Speaker 6: I'm going Adam, who's on like a fucking regimented meal plan?

1334
01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:33,960
Speaker 2: Okay, uh, then I'll go. I'm not you're not on

1335
01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:36,960
Speaker 2: like you don't do like well not, you don't buy

1336
01:08:37,960 --> 01:08:39,400
Speaker 2: not for years I've done that.

1337
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:42,160
Speaker 6: But you don't do like, this is the meal prep

1338
01:08:42,960 --> 01:08:48,719
Speaker 6: for the week, I mean before the tour, before the tour. Yeah, yeah, generally,

1339
01:08:48,760 --> 01:08:50,840
Speaker 6: I mean yeah, so I'm getting your I'm getting your

1340
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:52,280
Speaker 6: meal prep.

1341
01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:53,920
Speaker 2: This is Uh.

1342
01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:56,880
Speaker 6: Then I'll probably go Blake because it never eats, so

1343
01:08:56,920 --> 01:08:58,920
Speaker 6: the turd is gonna be small, Okay. Uh.

1344
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:01,840
Speaker 2: Then I'll go Kyle to get my nutrients. Yeah see

1345
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:02,639
Speaker 2: there's no.

1346
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:05,400
Speaker 6: Nutrients and ship I'm telling you you're not getting nothing

1347
01:09:05,439 --> 01:09:08,920
Speaker 6: from these things. Then I'll eat my own just to

1348
01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:10,639
Speaker 6: say I fucking did it science.

1349
01:09:11,080 --> 01:09:20,040
Speaker 2: Hey Catherine, thanks Nikki. Zay Jack asked, first off, Kyle

1350
01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:26,360
Speaker 2: betrayed us? Why? Yeah, well probably that's life. You know

1351
01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:28,679
Speaker 2: what I mean? With Adam be goven a dad.

1352
01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:32,240
Speaker 7: Can each of you share your best piece of parenting advice?

1353
01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:34,920
Speaker 2: And what will gross him out? Oh? My god, what

1354
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:38,400
Speaker 2: will gross him out? Nothing? Dude, nothing, We just eating

1355
01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:39,000
Speaker 2: each other's shit.

1356
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:39,280
Speaker 7: I don't know.

1357
01:09:39,439 --> 01:09:41,960
Speaker 2: Nothing grosses me out. Your kid is your kid will

1358
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:44,599
Speaker 2: ship on you for sure. That's Oh yeah, it's still

1359
01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:46,519
Speaker 2: into your hand. I've had that happen.

1360
01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:49,840
Speaker 6: It just it just pools and you're like, I don't know,

1361
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:52,519
Speaker 6: but what's cool is when you wipe someone else's ass.

1362
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:54,200
Speaker 2: You kind of go, oh, maybe I'll wipe mine a

1363
01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:58,200
Speaker 2: little differently now, Yeah, I know I learned some techniques. Yeah,

1364
01:09:58,240 --> 01:10:00,639
Speaker 2: it's a whole new angle. You get to see it from. Huh.

1365
01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:02,479
Speaker 2: Maybe I will use a wet wipe.

1366
01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:03,360
Speaker 1: That's good.

1367
01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:07,080
Speaker 7: Maybe I should wear a diaper, so I maybe I

1368
01:10:07,120 --> 01:10:09,400
Speaker 7: should wear a diaper, so I got ship wherever I want.

1369
01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:09,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1370
01:10:10,080 --> 01:10:12,519
Speaker 6: I think my advice would be, like, you know, when

1371
01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:15,240
Speaker 6: you feel like you want to or should beat them,

1372
01:10:15,520 --> 01:10:16,080
Speaker 6: just don't.

1373
01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:21,559
Speaker 2: That's a good advice, Just debatable out front of people.

1374
01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:24,440
Speaker 2: In front of people, there's the real advice. Whispering.

1375
01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:28,599
Speaker 1: I would say, just get real familiar with miss Rachel

1376
01:10:28,680 --> 01:10:29,840
Speaker 1: and blippy.

1377
01:10:30,439 --> 01:10:33,960
Speaker 2: Oh there you go. Start now, who's that? Yeah? Yeah?

1378
01:10:34,040 --> 01:10:35,840
Speaker 3: Uh, for the sake of your marriage, step up and

1379
01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:37,120
Speaker 3: change a diaper every once in a.

1380
01:10:37,120 --> 01:10:38,519
Speaker 2: While, dude.

1381
01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:41,439
Speaker 7: I know my wife thinks I'm like Chloe's like, you

1382
01:10:41,479 --> 01:10:42,519
Speaker 7: have to change diapers.

1383
01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:44,400
Speaker 2: I'm like, put me on diaper, dude, I don't give

1384
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:46,160
Speaker 2: a ship. I'll change a million dip. It's a lot.

1385
01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:48,320
Speaker 2: It's a diapers. Bring them out.

1386
01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:50,599
Speaker 6: Do that first, because when you first have the kid,

1387
01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:52,320
Speaker 6: it's like ten fucking diapers a day.

1388
01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:53,120
Speaker 2: Dude. Watch this.

1389
01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:54,800
Speaker 1: That.

1390
01:10:56,000 --> 01:11:03,479
Speaker 2: What are you doing? Please change that time? Okay? Okay,

1391
01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:06,559
Speaker 2: so good, you're good. But you know what I will say,

1392
01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:08,920
Speaker 2: you see that ship dog.

1393
01:11:09,479 --> 01:11:11,280
Speaker 6: We got a homie who writes on The Simpsons who

1394
01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:13,080
Speaker 6: gave me that, who basically gave me that advice. He

1395
01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:17,080
Speaker 6: was like, just change the diaper, no matter how bad

1396
01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:19,240
Speaker 6: it is, Like, just take it away and take care

1397
01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:21,040
Speaker 6: of that because it's a finite.

1398
01:11:21,120 --> 01:11:23,639
Speaker 2: Whereas like when a baby's crying, you don't know when.

1399
01:11:23,439 --> 01:11:26,360
Speaker 6: That ship's gonna stop totally, So like just change the

1400
01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:27,200
Speaker 6: diaper and then it's over.

1401
01:11:27,439 --> 01:11:27,719
Speaker 2: Yep.

1402
01:11:27,960 --> 01:11:31,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, So Chris mc elroy would like to know.

1403
01:11:32,040 --> 01:11:36,960
Speaker 2: There he is, Chris, Chris mckelroy. He goes, why is

1404
01:11:37,080 --> 01:11:41,599
Speaker 2: Todd our sound engineer and editor wearing his shirt? It's

1405
01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:45,960
Speaker 2: his hometown show Todd, Show your titties? Lights up?

1406
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:59,800
Speaker 4: Lights up for Toddy.

1407
01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:03,320
Speaker 2: That's weird. That was cool. He was ready. Did you

1408
01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:09,600
Speaker 2: write that, Todd? Yeah? Yeah, Todd's like not his handwriting.

1409
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:13,040
Speaker 1: The dude does just kills it on the sound and

1410
01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:14,320
Speaker 1: is from Philly.

1411
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:20,240
Speaker 2: Show your titties. What it did? Say Chris McElroy aka

1412
01:12:20,439 --> 01:12:24,560
Speaker 2: not Todd. Yeah, oh sho, okay, couldn't then what was

1413
01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:26,559
Speaker 2: your favorite Christmas gift as a kid.

1414
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:31,479
Speaker 1: Guys, Oh, I know mine one year my dad got

1415
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:34,200
Speaker 1: me season tickets to the Oakland Athletics or.

1416
01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:37,000
Speaker 2: I p but tickets were Jesus.

1417
01:12:37,000 --> 01:12:38,040
Speaker 1: They were like five bucks.

1418
01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:41,320
Speaker 2: Your dad's dead. No, the Oakland A's are dead.

1419
01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:44,600
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, I remember the one one Christmas my

1420
01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:46,639
Speaker 3: dad got a bonus and we.

1421
01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:47,920
Speaker 2: All I thought you were saying something.

1422
01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:51,840
Speaker 6: He got a bonus and we all got pop guns.

1423
01:12:52,160 --> 01:12:53,479
Speaker 2: What what are pop guns?

1424
01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:57,120
Speaker 6: Guns are like little little quirked guns on a string

1425
01:12:57,200 --> 01:12:58,120
Speaker 6: and then you bring it back.

1426
01:12:58,160 --> 01:13:00,200
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, I remember what was that bonus us?

1427
01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:03,400
Speaker 7: Huh yeah, dude, your dad's got a bonus, so he

1428
01:13:03,479 --> 01:13:05,200
Speaker 7: got you like a three dollars pop.

1429
01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:09,479
Speaker 2: I got a bonus. I went to Parks Casino lost

1430
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:11,840
Speaker 2: and all you got the pop gun? I know? Yeah, serious,

1431
01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:12,839
Speaker 2: you don't.

1432
01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:18,240
Speaker 7: Lose here at Parks Casino, loose slots, Excite center, ben

1433
01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:22,360
Speaker 7: my I remember my mom said. I was like nine

1434
01:13:22,439 --> 01:13:24,000
Speaker 7: or ten, and my mom was like, okay, you can

1435
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:26,200
Speaker 7: finally have a bb gun and my dad and my

1436
01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:28,920
Speaker 7: uncle's I got so many fucking baby guns. I got

1437
01:13:28,920 --> 01:13:32,360
Speaker 7: a BB gun rifle with a snipe on it.

1438
01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:37,559
Speaker 2: I got a scope, I got can guns. Sure, bby handguns, dude, I.

1439
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:41,080
Speaker 1: Was I was like that after you asked for trench coats, right,

1440
01:13:45,040 --> 01:13:45,360
Speaker 1: you and.

1441
01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:51,360
Speaker 6: My trench coat with my guns Christmas. Ever, it's all working.

1442
01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:53,719
Speaker 6: I love that we're all over the place. You got

1443
01:13:53,880 --> 01:13:56,559
Speaker 6: season tickets to a professional that's crazy.

1444
01:13:56,680 --> 01:13:58,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then these guys wooden dog shit.

1445
01:13:59,439 --> 01:14:02,639
Speaker 6: Uh okay, you got weapons. I was just gonna say,

1446
01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:04,320
Speaker 6: I remember getting a my pep monster.

1447
01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:07,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, those were sick. Those are sick.

1448
01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:09,320
Speaker 6: And then you could take the handcuffs and like put

1449
01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:12,120
Speaker 6: them on yourself and like break out, like fucking what.

1450
01:14:12,439 --> 01:14:14,360
Speaker 7: I don't really remember what that is, but you are

1451
01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:17,320
Speaker 7: the animal. There was a monster like I got a

1452
01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:18,560
Speaker 7: color television.

1453
01:14:20,160 --> 01:14:25,280
Speaker 2: He was like the Blue Monks. I got a radio.

1454
01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:28,559
Speaker 2: It has this new thing called f m.

1455
01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:30,080
Speaker 1: H.

1456
01:14:30,240 --> 01:14:32,960
Speaker 7: Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams here for

1457
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:35,400
Speaker 7: Ben Taylorm, Dude, I'm just here trying to shout out

1458
01:14:35,439 --> 01:14:37,040
Speaker 7: the beer garden next door.

1459
01:14:37,160 --> 01:14:44,639
Speaker 6: Okay, the beer guarden, bed glass windows and ship.

1460
01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:50,719
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I mean I circled this one on the calendar.

1461
01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:53,200
Speaker 7: I was so excited to come a beautiful Ben Tayalem,

1462
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:55,920
Speaker 7: and you guys did not it's the point.

1463
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:56,400
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1464
01:14:56,880 --> 01:15:00,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, you guys were the quickest show to sell out,

1465
01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:01,320
Speaker 1: so you fucking right.

1466
01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:07,679
Speaker 6: Gopen Sam.

1467
01:15:08,280 --> 01:15:10,680
Speaker 2: I heart you dog you.

1468
01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:13,240
Speaker 1: But other than that, I would like to take back

1469
01:15:13,280 --> 01:15:15,600
Speaker 1: the fact that I said poop has vitamins in it,

1470
01:15:15,680 --> 01:15:16,639
Speaker 1: So I'll take that back.

1471
01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:20,280
Speaker 2: It does though, it's something it's gotta have. So I

1472
01:15:20,320 --> 01:15:24,680
Speaker 2: do we do give the ways? Okay, here we go,

1473
01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:32,800
Speaker 2: all right, here we go. This is tight because we

1474
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:35,240
Speaker 2: can get all the way over here. I'm gonna go deep.

1475
01:15:35,320 --> 01:15:43,200
Speaker 9: I'm gonna go deep to you guys, all right, And

1476
01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:46,760
Speaker 9: that that was such a man shirts that.

1477
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:51,200
Speaker 5: Thank you guys so much, you guys, I mean, we've

1478
01:15:51,240 --> 01:15:52,400
Speaker 5: had ten blast.

1479
01:15:52,479 --> 01:15:56,599
Speaker 2: Appreciate you coming out. Thank you guys. That baby, we

1480
01:15:56,640 --> 01:15:58,800
Speaker 2: did it. We'll see you on there at the tables.

1481
01:15:59,040 --> 01:16:04,439
Speaker 2: And then there's another a toever this is. Let me

1482
01:16:04,520 --> 01:16:07,559
Speaker 2: tell you what pas