WEBVTT - I Set You Up with My Proctologist

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran.

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<v Speaker 1>Phone tap?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Garrett, phone tap? What's it about?

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<v Speaker 3>So Carly wanted to play a phone tap on her

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<v Speaker 3>friend Gina. Now, Gina's been striking out recently on dates,

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<v Speaker 3>and all of Gina's friends have been trying to hook

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<v Speaker 3>her up with people, so she can, you know, find

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<v Speaker 3>someone tap a relationship with. So Carly's going to start

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<v Speaker 3>the call to her best friend saying, hey, Gina, I

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<v Speaker 3>found a guy. I want you to meet him, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to play the guy that is going to

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<v Speaker 3>meet her.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, it could get complicated. Let's follow along,

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<v Speaker 2>Garrett phone tap, listen and see how it works.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hey, what's up?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? I kind of phone a guy for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you might have to talking about this later.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I guess I kind of gave him your number?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Are Why would you do that? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of feeling bad for you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, but I'm really busy right now and I

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<v Speaker 2>just feel like, I mean, in a little.

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<v Speaker 1>Bit, like can you try to be nice? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>What would you do this?

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta talk to her? Wait?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, is this Gina.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh my god, how are you. I'm good.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never like had a situation like this before. But

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<v Speaker 3>Carly is a very close patient of mine, and we're

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<v Speaker 3>actually just talking about you, and.

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<v Speaker 1>She thought, how did you meet car Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, actually i'm her practologist and she came in for

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<v Speaker 3>a check up today to well, I can't really divulge,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean we're patient confidentiality right there. But yeah, so

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<v Speaker 3>I was. I was just examining her and she brought

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<v Speaker 3>up your name and she pulled up your instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>And uh, she met you at a prattology exam.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, would things be better if you came in?

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<v Speaker 2>And we thought, you know, you know, I don't really

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<v Speaker 2>need anyone to check out there?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no, not at all. I mean I

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<v Speaker 3>get that a lot. So why did you come in?

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<v Speaker 3>I have lunch. We can have lunch right here in

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<v Speaker 3>the office. It's totally on me.

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<v Speaker 2>This is for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm also really really busy.

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<v Speaker 2>But thank you, thank you for your interests. Have a

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<v Speaker 2>good day.

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<v Speaker 3>So how does next Friday work?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you kidding me? You're getting your ass checked out?

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<v Speaker 2>And then you think, oh, this might be the guy

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<v Speaker 2>that my best friend would be totally meant to be with, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't really thinking about the situation. Mostly it was

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<v Speaker 1>more learned thinking about your benefits you get here is

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<v Speaker 1>a really good job, Like okay, the huy Inhume.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So I'm going to go home and bring this

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<v Speaker 2>guy into my parents and be like, yeah, he's in

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<v Speaker 2>people's ass all day.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, come on, think of it. It's like a

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<v Speaker 1>really great conversation story, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I found your prince Charming.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, Gina, who is this? My name's actually Garrett from

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<v Speaker 3>Elvis Durrant in the Morning Show, And you just got

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<v Speaker 3>phone tapped?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>I phone tap two?

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<v Speaker 2>You know whatever. I'll see you afterwords and drinks are

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<v Speaker 2>on you.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, the Elvis Duran phone tap this phone

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<v Speaker 1>tab was pre recorded with permission granted by all participants.

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<v Speaker 3>The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 3>the Morning Show.