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Speaker 1: What happens if you love a specific pizza from your

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Speaker 1: favorite restaurant. Yes, but for some reason, every time you

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Speaker 1: order it, it never gets there on time. And they

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Speaker 1: always have some excuse for why it's late.

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Speaker 2: Why's it got to be your favorite?

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Speaker 1: That's been happening to one man a lot lately. So

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Speaker 1: his wife contacted us and told us the day and

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Speaker 1: the time that she was going to order a pizza

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Speaker 1: for lunch so that we could have our delivery person

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Speaker 1: Jose update. And the update is he just lost his

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Speaker 1: glasses and he needs help finding the guy's house. I

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Speaker 1: can it's your phone tap right now an.

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Speaker 3: Hello?

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Speaker 2: Oh hi, this is Arnie for Stance Pizza.

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Speaker 3: Is this mister Gelaudio? What's going on?

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Speaker 2: Oh that's a that's a beautiful name. Is that Asian descent?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: Or like Scandinavian? No? No, not at all. No.

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Speaker 3: Hey, let me ask you? Where are you?

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Speaker 2: Where's my pizza? Yeah? So I'm outside right now, but.

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Speaker 3: The outside of my place? Well, no, no, I don't

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Speaker 3: know where I'm at. I ran into a little bit

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Speaker 3: of a snag.

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Speaker 2: Sweet to where are you?

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Speaker 3: That's a great question and I would like to know

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Speaker 3: the answer as well as you.

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Speaker 1: You don't know where you are.

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Speaker 2: I lost my glasses. Okay, okay, yuta, yell.

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Speaker 3: You see in my last delivery, okay, a dog jumped

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Speaker 3: on me, a German shepherd, a really big dog.

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Speaker 2: But it scared me and it knocked my glasses off.

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Speaker 2: They flew off my head.

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Speaker 3: Yeah that's quite a story. But is someone coming to

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Speaker 3: help you? And I get the pizza to me because

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Speaker 3: I have.

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Speaker 2: To deliver it. Because here's the situation.

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Speaker 3: It's been thirteen years, never missed a delivery, so so

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Speaker 3: if I make it to this Friday, I get a

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Speaker 3: five thousand dollars bonus from the owners because I've never missed. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I heard you.

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Speaker 2: You're shouting.

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Speaker 3: I heard you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, I just can't see. Are you like close

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Speaker 2: to my house?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: So, so where are you? I can I can't read numbers?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: Oh? What about the position of the sun. Do you

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Speaker 2: have a sun dial?

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Speaker 3: A sun dial? Maybe you can see the direction. I'm

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Speaker 3: at my shadows pointing right. Stop stop talking, stop talking,

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Speaker 3: you sound right now. You're just an idiot. Right now.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sorry for your current status. But I

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Speaker 2: see something down the road.

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Speaker 3: It's either a gas station or some sort of dinosaur park.

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Speaker 2: Uh yeah, probably a gas station.

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Speaker 3: Genius.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, that makes more sense. Can you meet me?

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Speaker 2: What gas station? Is it like a logo? Is there

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Speaker 2: like a Is there more than one?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: My god? I love the environment, so I tend to

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Speaker 3: go what's it hybrid?

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Speaker 2: Okay? And did you just learn that word? Because you

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Speaker 2: just yelled it out like you just learned it. I know,

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Speaker 2: I'm just nervous yet. Yes, I can hear you. We're

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Speaker 2: just yelling over a phone.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I can't see my other senses are heightened.

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Speaker 1: I'm losing my patience with you.

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Speaker 2: Me too.

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Speaker 3: Right now, I'm in a tough spot and the sun

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Speaker 3: is just beating down on me and I don't know

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Speaker 3: where I am. I'm I'm just I'm.

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Speaker 2: So I understand what I'm saying. I can stay out

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Speaker 2: here all day holding your pizza, or I can't come clean.

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Speaker 2: I tell you that that's a prank. Poe Calf of

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Speaker 2: your wife, Tray, say, what do you know your wife? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm not your pizza delivery guy.

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Speaker 3: Man. Sorry, my name's Jlse from the radio show Brook

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Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: We're doing a phone.

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Speaker 3: Tap on you. God.

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Speaker 2: Wow, my heart rates like this. WHOA your wife, Tracy

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Speaker 2: set you up.

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Speaker 3: She said, you order pizza from this place all the time,

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Speaker 3: but it's been late a lot. Why do you think

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Speaker 3: She suggested pizza delivery for lunch so we could call

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Speaker 3: you just come get me from the gas station. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'll pick you right up.

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Speaker 2: Yep, you bet.

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Speaker 3: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 3: the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning