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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three, sixteen, episode

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Speaker 1: five of Daily's I Guys.

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Speaker 2: Production of iHeartRadio.

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Speaker 1: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive

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Speaker 1: into America's share consciousness.

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Speaker 2: And it is Friday, December eight, twenty three. Yeah, Hey, shout.

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Speaker 3: Out, Yeah, shout out the puzzlers. National Crossword Solvers Day.

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Speaker 2: That's such a very worthy one.

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Speaker 3: National Brownie Day, National sales person Day, shout out to

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Speaker 3: everybody in sales trying to get theirs. And also this

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Speaker 3: one so weird pretend to be a time traveler day.

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Speaker 2: No, no, thank you.

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Speaker 3: But I get high enough and hours go by, and

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Speaker 3: I'm so I.

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Speaker 1: Guess if you're using it as a way to like

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Speaker 1: appreciate the modern world, be like, look at these advances, right,

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Speaker 1: and just.

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Speaker 2: Be the most annoying person all day. Yeah, oh what

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Speaker 2: is that connection? Yeah? Even then I think I'm off at.

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Speaker 3: That's like when Yeah, that's like in that episode of

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Speaker 3: the Office when the Ben Franklin impersonator came in and

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Speaker 3: was like trying to act like.

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Speaker 2: He was in the fucking seventeen hundred and shit, it's

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Speaker 2: just like fully methods.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, by the way, I found a good The Office

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Speaker 1: fan theory that they're all suffering from Radon poisoning as

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Speaker 1: the show proceeds on Reddit because we're gonna discuss the

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Speaker 1: fan theory a little bit later on. And I was

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Speaker 1: like going through being like, what are some other blank

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Speaker 1: was dead all along fan theories and like the top

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Speaker 1: one of the top red subreddit fan theories is that

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Speaker 1: they're all suffering from Radon poisoning at that factory because

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Speaker 1: like in an early season, I guess Toby's really worried

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Speaker 1: about Radon poisoning and everyone's like, shut up, Toby. But

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Speaker 1: then like the characters kind of get dumber as they

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Speaker 1: as the show goes, the the flanderization of the characters

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Speaker 1: becoming more over the top, and they're like, that's because

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Speaker 1: radon poison.

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Speaker 2: Oh shit, first second, my third tsing about Radon chongs

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Speaker 2: the act. Then I realized that you're not yet. Yeah, yep,

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Speaker 2: that part.

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Speaker 1: He thought I was saying that they were suffering from

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Speaker 1: Raidon chung poisoning.

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Speaker 3: Like I don't know, someone had to do a raid

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Speaker 3: On I don't know why though, yeah, shout out, maybe

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Speaker 3: I got raid on poisoning.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, my name is Jack O'Brien aka let's

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Speaker 1: see massive balls, massive balls test tickles for days scrout

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Speaker 1: so big that you would think it's a giant's massive dong.

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Speaker 2: Hey.

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Speaker 1: That is courtesy of Warren the wear Bear saying Happy

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Speaker 1: December everyone, Jack O'Brien aka Jack and the Giant ball

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Speaker 1: Sack to Jack and the Giant bean stock.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, an ode to my medical condition, node to what

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Speaker 2: the kids would always call me. But yeah, I.

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Speaker 1: Will not get tired of talking about the guy who thought, no,

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Speaker 1: the dinosaur bone.

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Speaker 2: Wait to hear this one testicle was giant giant giants testicles.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my

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Speaker 1: co host mister Miles Gram.

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Speaker 3: Miles Gray a kas note that you la you knowice

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Speaker 3: ballskin Ah Again, I got to go back to the

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Speaker 3: fucking femur bone that the guy found. We can't get

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Speaker 3: off of this. The guy thought it was fucking a

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Speaker 3: big ball sack and it was a dinosaur bone. Jesus

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Speaker 3: and I just came up with that ak too. Hell yeah,

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Speaker 3: yeah that was for me, and that was for y'all

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Speaker 3: Wiki movie.

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Speaker 1: Because it also suggests, like we've said, that his ballsack

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that it's like mechanically part of his skeletal structure. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so yeah, targinal Targano, like I wrote.

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Speaker 1: A schedulearly for stuff that must have had happened uncracked.

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Speaker 1: That was like the guy, the guy who drew the penis,

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Speaker 1: And he was like, I did not. I do not

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Speaker 1: you must have a strange looking penis. And similar with

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Speaker 1: the ballsack guy, it's like your balls must be like

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Speaker 1: If that if you thought that was a giant's scrot him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, again, more questions than answers, I think, is

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Speaker 2: what we've been saying. Miles.

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Speaker 1: We are thrilled to be joined in our third seat

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Speaker 1: by one of the very faces on Mount Zeitemore, a

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Speaker 1: hilarious and brilliant producer and TV writer. You know him

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Speaker 1: from the Joaz this racist podcast, it's Andrew.

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Speaker 2: What I'm just gonna say, aka the procrast teenager, because

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Speaker 2: I completely did have I had nothing prepared for everything

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Speaker 2: we'll say I've been not working on this thing that

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Speaker 2: I really should try to get done for about like

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Speaker 2: fifteen consecutive like work hours. Now it's like two and

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Speaker 1: So your pain is our gain, because yeah, what are

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Speaker 1: your procrastination? When we hit you up and said somebody

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Speaker 1: had to back out last second, we got Andrew.

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Speaker 2: Ready to go frantically but frantically reading the document right now,

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Speaker 2: it's like, great, this is it's not rewriting this script

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Speaker 2: and so it's great. You know, honest, I was about

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Speaker 2: to like either I was gonna work out and reclean

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Speaker 2: the kitchen. Oh yeah clean, damn yeah people, time forty

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Speaker 2: deep clean. I seasoned. I seasoned a carbon steel walk

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Speaker 2: that doesn't be seasoning.

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Speaker 1: Like, no, you really shouldn't You're like, I just did

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Speaker 3: I see like all the pure those carbon steel pants

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Speaker 3: I see popping up so much now, not just like

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I I this is the first carbon steel thing

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Speaker 2: And I got a cheap O one. It's like very thick.

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Speaker 2: I had to throw out. I didn't have to, I suppose,

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Speaker 2: but I realized the walk I'd been using was one

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Speaker 2: in just out of college. Yeah, and it probably in

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Speaker 2: price averaged out to about seventy cents a year I've

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Speaker 2: this red rubs on this thing that you've cooked? Very Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that thing lasted a long time and it

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Speaker 2: was very cheap, and I brought it from New York,

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Speaker 2: which is in retrospect very stupid, like it was made

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Speaker 2: to be thrown away, right right, I just did you

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Speaker 2: brought it with you? Like on the plane? Is sh

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Speaker 2: it holding it? Only carry on? Yeah? I have been

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Speaker 2: doing my morning eggs Japanese ish style with little cornstarch

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Speaker 2: like how you do like an amor rice? Yeah yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: yeah it's great. That's my just free free holidays. Have

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Speaker 2: you seen have you seen the Tornado egg? Yeah, it's

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, it's it's that vibe. It looks cool. I

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Speaker 3: mean it looks better than it is. Like that's what

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Speaker 3: I give the Tornado egg. Yeah, yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 2: All those all those eggs are like it's like yeah,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, I put water in my eggs. That's I

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Speaker 2: Water though, way, try a little, try, a little start.

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Speaker 2: This is a breakfast It's a real breakfast theme. This

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Speaker 2: this episode is basically like like usual suspect style. Just

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Speaker 2: I'm only to be talking about the things that I

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Speaker 2: it off the wall. All I got. That's my level

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Speaker 1: Yeah, one egg sixty daily value of cholesterol.

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Speaker 2: That's too much. I'm fucked. Damn son, damn. How you

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Speaker 2: gonna unclog that? Any means you should you should eat

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Speaker 2: like no more animal matter. Basically, if you have an

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Speaker 2: but omelet for cholesterol you're on the juice cleanse for

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Speaker 3: Right right, yeah, all right, think about it, folks, All right,

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Speaker 3: what could possibly go wrong?

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Speaker 2: Andrew? We're gonna get to know you a little bit

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Speaker 2: better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listen,

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Speaker 2: is a couple of things we're talking about. Everyone's quitting Congress.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna talk about that. Grock Groke. Also in the

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Speaker 2: good news category, Groke, the anti woke chat bot is

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Speaker 2: finally here. Wait is it Groke? Grock? Probably right either one.

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Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, it's so. It's just like when you

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Speaker 2: all the carbon dioxident comes up, so the little like

435
00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 2: looks like a little the little coffee grounds are blooming.

436
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:54,760
Speaker 2: And so most people do that at boiling hot and

437
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,360
Speaker 2: just throw it out there, you know, try it, Try

438
00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:03,119
Speaker 2: it cold ish, colder yeah, yes, yes, summer pool temperature,

439
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:06,879
Speaker 2: that's right, that's right. Cool, but not cold.

440
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, because if you're living out like in Chicago right now,

441
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 3: then you open up your tap not that not no.

442
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,320
Speaker 2: No, no, that's true. I do. I put the kettle

443
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:16,920
Speaker 2: on and I just like kind of in the middle

444
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,399
Speaker 2: of it, grab it out to the bloom, and then

445
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:21,399
Speaker 2: put it back on the the warmer. You first, that

446
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:27,479
Speaker 2: little cough of like yeah, yeah, anyway, that's what I'm

447
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:32,240
Speaker 2: went up to damn breakfast advice breakfast.

448
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:36,400
Speaker 3: Salad because it just happened. The only reason I can

449
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:39,320
Speaker 3: tell you this is because it just happened. And also, uh,

450
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 3: Mason Jars.

451
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:49,159
Speaker 2: Also uh, my phone loving my phone handle this candle

452
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,879
Speaker 2: from Costco that's on my desk.

453
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:54,800
Speaker 1: I don't think I'll be able to get used to

454
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:59,399
Speaker 1: like the where you pour the milk over the salad

455
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 1: like it's cereal which.

456
00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:07,360
Speaker 2: Breakfast. And also this this bugs money in Space jam

457
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:09,879
Speaker 2: toy from the nineties that a US is racist.

458
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 3: Listener sent Wow, Wow, that looks like some shit you'd

459
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 3: win at Magic Mountain like back in the day.

460
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:19,440
Speaker 2: It feels like I can't remember why. We were pretty

461
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 2: convinced it was like official ish, but yeah, it does

462
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:26,399
Speaker 2: look pretty official. It also looks like he has like

463
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,359
Speaker 2: he's about to or like he's just suffered a head shot.

464
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,400
Speaker 2: There's something about his like facial expression like he's kind

465
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,880
Speaker 2: of looking up and his mouth is a gape. Yeah,

466
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 2: his eyes his eyes are let's just say they were

467
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 2: they were not, they seem like they were. It's a

468
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,640
Speaker 2: toy from the nineties, so I'm not dude, it looks

469
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,679
Speaker 2: like people are selling it. Oh no, the eyes are

470
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 2: just as fucked up. Okay, never mind, I was gonna

471
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 2: say I thought mine might be the result of just

472
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 2: don't have a tag though in this eBay al right

473
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,760
Speaker 2: about twenty ten bucks, ish, I thought mine might be

474
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:01,879
Speaker 2: the result of you know, the we'll say, undercompensated labor

475
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 2: was right, They has no need to give what the

476
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:10,320
Speaker 2: eyes look like when they're playing. Yeah, yeah, might be

477
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:14,840
Speaker 2: perspiring well yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and some kind of shock.

478
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, let's take a quick break. We'll be

479
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:33,119
Speaker 1: right back, and we're back. We're back, and yeah, so

480
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,320
Speaker 1: it seems like we're just there's a lot of stories

481
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:40,440
Speaker 1: about people leaving Congress. Yeah, like more than their own will,

482
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 1: with their own will, like on purpose, Yeah, more than normal.

483
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 2: Even what's going on here, Miles.

484
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 3: I think it's just it's like the feeling I'm getting

485
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 3: is like, wow, even Congress is over Congress at this point,

486
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 3: because the last couple of weeks we've seen a lot

487
00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:00,399
Speaker 3: of people, right, just in November alone, thirteen members of

488
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:01,400
Speaker 3: the House and Senate Sam.

489
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a rap for us, bro.

490
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 3: We're not even we're not running for reelection, and that's

491
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,080
Speaker 3: a number that hasn't been seen in like over a decade,

492
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 3: and you know more notably, we had George Santos, he

493
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:10,639
Speaker 3: got the boot.

494
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 2: McCarthy fucking rage quit. You know, he was like, not

495
00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 2: only am I not running.

496
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 3: For reelection, I'm not even gonna be back from break

497
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 3: after this. Okay, I'm gone in January. You will not

498
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:25,320
Speaker 3: see me anymore. And even old bow Tie McHenry, the

499
00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:27,479
Speaker 3: man who got to have the gavel for a little bit.

500
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the man who. Yeah, I think it's probably

501
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,680
Speaker 3: one of those things like when you truly reached that summit,

502
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,919
Speaker 3: he's probably like, yo, bro, like I probably shouldn't ye,

503
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 3: Like I'm fucked like nothing.

504
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 1: Gavel is like the ring from Lord of the Rings.

505
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 1: It just ruins people. He didn't want to become smooking.

506
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 2: That's what happened. Oh man, I gotta I just read

507
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 2: the first half. That pretty dope. Yeah shit, it makes sense.

508
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 2: That makes sense. Actually, so cool, like invisible like I'll

509
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:06,880
Speaker 2: see it. Ship seems cool, dog.

510
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, like someone's like whispering to you all the time,

511
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 3: like I don't know, I'm kind of lonely, right but yeah,

512
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 3: right now we're seeing the other thing is we're seeing

513
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 3: members from both parties. Yeah, both parties were headed for

514
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 3: the exits.

515
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 2: And normally before an election year, we see this all

516
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 2: the time.

517
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 3: People retire because they anticipate a l They're like, yo, bro,

518
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,880
Speaker 3: the wave is coming from me. Like I'm not even

519
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 3: gonna fucking waste my time or my donors time. Like

520
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 3: I've already like it's done its thing, I'm out. And

521
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 3: that's what makes this year different because a lot of

522
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 3: these members aren't necessarily leaving because of the writing on

523
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 3: the wall for them. They are leaving because, in their words,

524
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 3: Congress is quote not the optimal place to do good

525
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 3: and make change.

526
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 2: A Democrat, Okay.

527
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 3: We have and then and it's not just Democrats that

528
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 3: are saying this place ups either. Republican Debbie LESCo of

529
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 3: Arizona said that DC is basically totally broken and there's

530
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 3: no way to get anything done. That's and I'm like, wait,

531
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 3: but but that's true. And I thought that's like your

532
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 3: whole soggy dream as a Republican party is that the

533
00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 3: government would become inert, break the.

534
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 1: Government, right, yeah, yeah, that's like when yeah, exactly, like

535
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 1: all your everybody's been saying that for a minute.

536
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 3: They're like fuck government and shit, I mean, I know

537
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 3: I'm here, but fuck this and what's true though, they

538
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 3: haven't really got anything done recently, like aside from censuring

539
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 3: each other. Jamal Bowman just got censured for pulling the

540
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 3: fire alarm obviously, they censured Rashida Talib for speaking out

541
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 3: and like really despicable censuring of her. Where Democrats joint

542
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 3: and then we have like either that or government shut

543
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 3: down fights or just despicable resolutions, like recently trying to

544
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 3: conflate anti Zionism with anti Semitism. There's like, yeah, you're like, yeah,

545
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,480
Speaker 3: that's you're not a lot of serious shit is going on,

546
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 3: and if you try, it's like you got people like

547
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 3: Matt Gets and the others being you know, can fucking

548
00:29:56,720 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 3: hold the entire business of the of the house hostage basically,

549
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 3: So yeah, that's kind of they're all just, I guess,

550
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 3: bummed out, but it's probably more it's probably more like

551
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 3: better to just I'm sure from their perspective, like why

552
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 3: should I get threats from death threats from maga freaks

553
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 3: when I could just go be a consultant and then

554
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 3: get a bag in the shadows and nobody.

555
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 2: Fucking nobody even has to fucking look at me. Anymore.

556
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 1: But I can get a bag, get paid very little

557
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 1: to have your life threatened, or yeah, go go work

558
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: for private equity.

559
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,080
Speaker 2: And yeah, I guess it's it's just I feel like

560
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 2: it's got to just be like the cycle is shortening

561
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 2: like it used to be, Like you paid your dues

562
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 2: in Congress, like you got to grease a few palms,

563
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 2: or get your palms grease. I don't know what that

564
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 2: term means really, but and then you move on to

565
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 2: like you're speaking, you know, like consulting kind of like

566
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 2: cushy bullshit. Right, it feels like like these people all

567
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 2: just have to realize, like, well, I think part of

568
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 2: it is like this George Santos of it is like

569
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:59,000
Speaker 2: you can just be kind of like a vague political

570
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 2: influencer and like it doesn't you don't have to put

571
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:06,120
Speaker 2: it nearly enough time, in as much time as you

572
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 2: used to in Congress before you can just get away

573
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 2: with that ship.

574
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:12,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, like or so why not yeah, or be

575
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 3: a freshman and just say the wildest ship and suddenly

576
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 3: everyone's like, is.

577
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 2: This the new darling of the GOP? And that's how

578
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 2: you get I've been doing dog whistles for nineteen years

579
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 2: on the set. Yeah, you don't fucking notice me, and

580
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 2: that this person comes in front of their boo, you know,

581
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 2: like you gotta feel bad, Yeah, gotta feel bad for

582
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 2: the patient racists. Yeah, you know how long Newt Gingrich

583
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 2: had to wait? Come on? Yeah, George Santos did it

584
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,320
Speaker 2: like fucking like a tenth of the time. And then

585
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 2: he's laughing at you all on fucking Cameo with all

586
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 2: the fucking money he's making. Is that real?

587
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: Like I saw some headlines that are like this guy

588
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 1: is gonna be a millionaire off Cameo.

589
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:52,959
Speaker 2: Is a pap millionaire. But you can make it, bro,

590
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 2: there are people probably possible.

591
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, there are people who have who have podcasts, who

592
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 3: have been on TV shows that I've worked with and

593
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 3: I found out what they were man on camera.

594
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 2: I could not believe it. But like you gotta be

595
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 2: on like a if you're in a big show, you

596
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 2: can definitely get some passive inky off that mean it's

597
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 2: not very passive. Nearly pass yeah, pasink, but I think

598
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 2: what it is is it's not quite passive. But what

599
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 2: it is is like even if you can make a

600
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 2: even at the low, low low end, like you know,

601
00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 2: a couple dozen dollars for fifteen seconds of work on

602
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 2: your phone, right right, Yeah, if you if you hustle,

603
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 2: you can really make that add up quick.

604
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so if the if the asks are

605
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 1: there and you truly don't give a fuck, you're just

606
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 1: like read what is on prompter, then yeah, you can

607
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 1: probably do pretty well.

608
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 2: You don't you know, and you're only ever doing it

609
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 2: as yourself. There's no like there's also like no real

610
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 2: like incentive for repeat business. So guess what, you don't

611
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 2: really even have to do a good job. Yeah, Like,

612
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 2: here's what he's doing. And right now George Santos is

613
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 2: charging about four hundred a pop. You could message him

614
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,800
Speaker 2: for twenty He's a really good YELP rating of four

615
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 2: point nine to seven. Oakland Dinner Chat friend group. Let

616
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 2: me tell you something.

617
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 3: We all have good years, bad years, okay years, superbiers.

618
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 2: The reality just taking day by day focus. The universe

619
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 2: is here for you. It's so funny, like he switched

620
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 2: gears so seamlessly to like bullshit influencers to I'm like,

621
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 2: was he on the Bachelor? Is that? What he's is that?

622
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 2: Where do I know he got that vague reality TV charisma. Yeah,

623
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 2: yeah he does. Yeah, it's really I mean, I think,

624
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,280
Speaker 2: like like all things accelerated by the Internet, this is

625
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 2: just another like yeah you can, you can get your

626
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,080
Speaker 2: grift in. I guess on the balance, if you're this

627
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 2: like odious, which most of these people seem to be

628
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 2: at least, it's quick like like you know, first say

629
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 2: what you all about Santo's He ultimately did not do

630
00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 2: as much damage as like I fuck it new gig

631
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 2: Rich could have done, you know, to do like you know,

632
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 2: he just got in, did the griff got out, And

633
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 2: because of the Internet, it was so much faster.

634
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:13,760
Speaker 3: Yea that he was really bad at getting away with it. Obviously,

635
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 3: like idiologically he's on the wrong side of all arguments

636
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 3: most of the time, But even then it was more like, yo,

637
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 3: we gotta get himut because he's making us look bad.

638
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 2: Yeah what.

639
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 3: Okay, sure, I don't know how the funck y'all think

640
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 3: you looked everyone else, but okay, go on, say with

641
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 3: like Madison Cawthorne, they're like.

642
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 2: Motherfucker trying to make us look bad talking about Morges

643
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 2: with cocaine and stuff, and you're like this is so

644
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 2: so un serious, But it's all, yeah, it's all the

645
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 2: weakest pr I mean that's the other thing too, Like

646
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:50,320
Speaker 2: consistently every time you like hear about like corrupt politicians

647
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 2: and like or even like you know, not technically corrupt,

648
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 2: but like you know, all the donors and all these

649
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Speaker 2: you know, you see it for any given thing, the

650
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Speaker 2: the actual dollar number consistently makes me so fucking shocked,

651
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 2: Like people like will give away billions of dollars of

652
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Speaker 2: stuff for like a twenty thousand dollars donation. I mean,

653
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Speaker 2: I guess that we know about it, maybe right a

654
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 2: few times, but like it's it's like so cheap to

655
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Speaker 2: buy Congress compared to what you can get. It's it's

656
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:25,839
Speaker 2: like that's like the probably the best money you can

657
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:29,399
Speaker 2: spend as any kind of lobbying corporation kind of sitch

658
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 2: or I guess the Supreme Court maybe, but it's pretty cheap.

659
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,239
Speaker 1: The buy in for the Supreme Court, Like you have

660
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:39,839
Speaker 1: to be like generationally wealthy. I feel like to get

661
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Speaker 1: to get to the summer camp where Clarence Thomas is

662
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 1: like you know.

663
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I still think the money is less thaning.

664
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Speaker 2: I think there's like, first of all, I think you

665
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 2: could tech tech money buy your way in there. I

666
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 2: think it wouldn't have taken that money like NFT pyramid

667
00:35:57,200 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 2: schemes to get you a Supreme Court justice. That's all right, say.

668
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's but I mean, like, yeah, when you think

669
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Speaker 3: about like a maxed out donation as an individual to

670
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Speaker 3: like a candidate or whatever, is like thirty three hundred dollars. Yeah,

671
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,880
Speaker 3: what I mean, so like you first when you're like, oh,

672
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 3: they're a max donor, and then like what a lot

673
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 3: of these people do is like they got they basically

674
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Speaker 3: have the kids make donations.

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00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 2: You're like, you see how many fucking max out individual

676
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 2: donations I'm making through all these smurfs I got in

677
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,919
Speaker 2: my family, right, But even but that's what I'm saying.

678
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 2: It's like even then, like it's it's like barely touching

679
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 2: six figures, you.

680
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,960
Speaker 3: Know, I mean unless you're given like but then if

681
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:35,200
Speaker 3: you're doing the full layout, like to pas, to party

682
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,680
Speaker 3: national committees, then you can like a lot of cash.

683
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 2: But yeah, no, I get it.

684
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 3: It's not like it's a million to get someone's attention. Yeah,

685
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 3: it's thousands to get a congress person's attention.

686
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 2: It's it's so bizarre how cheap it is. It's really like,

687
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 2: oh anyway, sorry.

688
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:57,479
Speaker 1: Everyone, this shit anyone ever, like, but just like used

689
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 1: corruption for I'm just trying to think of, like what

690
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 1: I would use if I if I had that money

691
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 1: to spend on a congress person, Like what what you

692
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 1: could do with that? Like I was just thinking of it,

693
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: Like I really don't like peppermint candy canes.

694
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 2: And that's your pet project.

695
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:17,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, if we could just like lower without like going

696
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 1: out and announcing it, because I realized yesterday when I

697
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 1: announced that I'm not that into peppermint candy canes, like

698
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 1: people came and like wanted to fight me on social

699
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 1: media about that. So they're adherents out there, But I

700
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Speaker 1: feel like you could lower the amount of peppermint in

701
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 1: candy canes, Like do do something?

702
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 2: Make up some research. I mean, you want to figure

703
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 2: this out. This is how you would probably do it.

704
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 3: You have to say you can't go directly after the

705
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 3: business because that's too obvious. So then you have to

706
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 3: look at the materials that are used to make candy

707
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 3: canes and then find a way to either take away

708
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 3: subsidies for those things or put terris if they're important.

709
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 2: To then I make the make the ingredient more expensive.

710
00:37:58,400 --> 00:37:59,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you got to find someone who's on that

711
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 3: committee that would potentially have oversight from that, and then

712
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:05,239
Speaker 3: it would then be like agriculture thing.

713
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, here's here's a question Jack, And maybe this

714
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:11,800
Speaker 2: was addressed at a piece of media. I did not

715
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:16,959
Speaker 2: consume peppermint specifically. And two questions. Two part question. First

716
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 2: is more of a comment and a question. Is it

717
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 2: a spearmint? What's the different spearman at peppermint?

718
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,960
Speaker 1: It's just MINTI candy cane. I feel like it's toothpaste

719
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:28,839
Speaker 1: that rats your teeth.

720
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Speaker 2: Essentially to my second question, what do you have a

721
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 2: candy cane like an alt candy cane preference?

722
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like like fruity candy canes, like the taste

723
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:42,439
Speaker 1: like a you know, fruit lollipop. I'm down with those

724
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 1: for sure. No issue with candy of any sort in theory.

725
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,840
Speaker 1: I just I feel like the im the presence of

726
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 1: peppermint candy canes, just at this time of year is

727
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,280
Speaker 1: a holdover. I think it's coasting off the inertia.

728
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 2: Have you have you seen the thing like do your

729
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 2: kids do this?

730
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Speaker 3: I saw this recently, like at a school that I

731
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:06,800
Speaker 3: live by. All these kids are like leaving like a

732
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:10,440
Speaker 3: Christmas vest and they had oranges with just a fucking

733
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 3: candy cane stuck in the fucking middle. Like it was

734
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 3: the stroke, that's what I have. You had that ship before? No,

735
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 3: but I kept seeing motherfucker's doing this.

736
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:21,320
Speaker 2: What the is this so shockingly good for something that

737
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 2: should be utterly disgusting because it is literally the flavor

738
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:26,800
Speaker 2: of my file of having orange juice right after you

739
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 2: brush your teeth.

740
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 3: Wait, but it candy canes mixed with oranges. No, Like

741
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 3: you take a fucking orange right and you stab it

742
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 3: with a candy cane. Thats like a hollow center so

743
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:39,400
Speaker 3: that you can be used as like.

744
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 2: You used raw you can You don't. It's not even

745
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:44,479
Speaker 2: a hollow center. You can use a regular ask candy cane.

746
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:49,919
Speaker 2: Because I'll just use it. The suction, Yeah gets it, don't.

747
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 2: I like like just that there's enough, like you can

748
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 2: apply enough suction that it just starts to essentially like

749
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 2: I assume the acid and the oranges helps, but it, Yeah,

750
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:03,680
Speaker 2: this starts melting through the cane. And I think because

751
00:40:03,719 --> 00:40:06,360
Speaker 2: of the way they're pulled, like it goes length wise,

752
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,719
Speaker 2: Like even though obviously, you know, it could melt in

753
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 2: any direction. It seems to melt like along the long

754
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:16,240
Speaker 2: axis of the cane. We did this in I remember

755
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 2: doing my third grade class. I remember thinking this is

756
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 2: gonna be gross, and it's shockingly good and also like

757
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,360
Speaker 2: for a bunch of like eight year olds, like like

758
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Speaker 2: that was our craft.

759
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:28,799
Speaker 3: No, That's why I was so interested, because I'm like, yo,

760
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 3: these kids look like they're hooked on this shit. Like

761
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 3: you know, I can just see a bunch of kids

762
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 3: and they're all just got something. So they're like they're

763
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 3: all eating the same thing at the same time, not talking.

764
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 3: That's what the fuck I saw. And I was like,

765
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 3: what the fuck they got? And then I saw it

766
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 3: was like a candy cane in there.

767
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 5: Like I still even know what you're describing. Really, So

768
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:47,480
Speaker 5: they put the thing in and then leave just jam

769
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:49,360
Speaker 5: it in that you you sometimes you can you do

770
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 5: it like if pepperone's stick or you break off the hook. Okay,

771
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:55,800
Speaker 5: just jab it in, jabb it in it, and no

772
00:40:56,160 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 5: it just starts sucking, got it sucking around the Okay,

773
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 5: the case exposed raw end and eventually orch juice comes through.

774
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 5: And once or juice comes through starts to come through.

775
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 5: It's like a torrent because like you know, you.

776
00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:14,879
Speaker 2: Read it like coming up through the candy. Yeah yeah,

777
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,839
Speaker 2: dog what Yeah?

778
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:23,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, I think I have to like rethink everything

779
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: I've ever said about candy canes. I didn't know that

780
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 1: they had this like magical juice induction property.

781
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,760
Speaker 2: I know, right? Is that just because the surface tension

782
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 2: come on? Chemistry? Is I gang? Let us know why why?

783
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:37,600
Speaker 2: I think it's I think it's because it's pulled long

784
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 2: and so whatever pores there are go or forgot? We

785
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 2: have mister Baio over here, who's that's that makes sense?

786
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:52,719
Speaker 3: And it says it's funny. This is how it says

787
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,799
Speaker 3: to like this is like from a teaching block. It says,

788
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 3: have the children squeeze the oranges in their hands to

789
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 3: release the juices. Then, if you're using candy canes, break

790
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,360
Speaker 3: off the cane part. Use a shorter straight part. The

791
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,680
Speaker 3: long one works too, but it takes longer. Insert the

792
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 3: peppermint stick or broken candy cane into the orange. Have

793
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 3: the kids used the power of suction to allow the

794
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 3: poorest candy cane to become a straw. It takes a

795
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 3: few minutes and some concentration, but it's worth it. This

796
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 3: is the look that all our kids had on their

797
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 3: faces during the process, and it's all just like it

798
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 3: really is.

799
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:24,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's gonna go and do this. Yeah, but

800
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:30,160
Speaker 2: not even for your kids. Yeah. What the other thing.

801
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,800
Speaker 2: The other thing it teaches kids that it teaches you

802
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 2: how to like make a shift like you're just like

803
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 2: any stick and kind of break it the right way.

804
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 2: You can stab it into something. There you go, you know,

805
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 2: there you go. Useful skills all around. But yeah, it's

806
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 2: mainly that it seems like the flavors shouldn't worked, and

807
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 2: they really do work. Yeah.

808
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess, like I think maybe just mint toothpaste

809
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 1: is giving mint a bad name, am I Like, I

810
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: like mint gum quite a bit.

811
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:57,800
Speaker 2: So I don't know.

812
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:01,320
Speaker 1: I don't know why specifically peppermint candy canes or just

813
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 1: like mint candy canes bother me so much, other than

814
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 1: the fact that they are the default and it doesn't

815
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:09,800
Speaker 1: feel like that many.

816
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:12,360
Speaker 2: People focused on fun. Yeah yeah, I mean it seems

817
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 2: like they.

818
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 1: Should be a niche and instead they are the number

819
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: one candy of the number one consumers holiday, which seems weird.

820
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 1: I mean, and to be fair, like Valentine's Day, not

821
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 1: much better, like those those hearts with the words written

822
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 1: on them, Like everybody's like, yeah, no these suck.

823
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 2: But like I mean school sugar you know what, you

824
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 2: know what those are? I mean not good. Obviously a

825
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,879
Speaker 2: sugar cube is better. But a fun thing you could

826
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 2: do is use those Oh I was gonna say for acid. Yeah,

827
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:50,760
Speaker 2: either acid.

828
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, you punch your molly into that shape, you know.

829
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be

830
00:43:59,400 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 1: right back.

831
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 2: And we're back.

832
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 1: And hey, Grock, this you guys. Grock, the supposedly funny,

833
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 1: anti woke chat box created by Elon, is now available

834
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 1: to the handful of people who have Premium Plus subscriptions

835
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 1: on x and it was announced via their CEO, Linda Yacarino,

836
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:40,880
Speaker 1: tweeting and I quote, welcome to the world, Grock the

837
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:42,800
Speaker 1: Ultimate Ride or die.

838
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 2: Twitch.

839
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:49,279
Speaker 1: Parker molloy was like, what the fuck does that even mean?

840
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:53,880
Speaker 1: Do you need medical attention? Do you think a writer dies?

841
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 2: Yeah? What the fuck does that mean? Like You'll be like, Yo, Grock,

842
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,319
Speaker 2: I gotta fuck it. We gotta hit a lick, all right,

843
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 2: to make to make rent Like what the and you're

844
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 2: like for sure, like, what's what's going down? You know,

845
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:08,440
Speaker 2: I'm with the shit's the fuck's grock supposed to be?

846
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 2: It's the like tech executive. I know Linda Yuckerna was

847
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 2: an initially an entertainment executive, but whatever, the like high

848
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:21,840
Speaker 2: end executive class. Like the fact that they write like

849
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 2: this one of the reasons why I sort of, over

850
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 2: the course of the Writer's Strike, became less and less

851
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:32,640
Speaker 2: worried about generative AI. Right is sort of just like

852
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:35,319
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, it's the future, it'sition that and look,

853
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 2: I mean, obviously language models, it's going to get to

854
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,799
Speaker 2: something that is going to seem like language sooner rather

855
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 2: than later. However, right, like the enthusiasm is based off

856
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 2: of the judgment of people who like cannot communicate and

857
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 2: like do not actually understand how to write or talk

858
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:56,359
Speaker 2: or anything. So I'm just like, okay, not that it's

859
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 2: not coming, but like the degree to which it's far

860
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 2: along is much like lower than you think. It's bad.

861
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,440
Speaker 1: It's so bad, but I feel like they don't know

862
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 1: it's bad, Like they just have bad blindness, Like they

863
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 1: they're incapable of discerning quality, Like every quality thing that

864
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:22,879
Speaker 1: happens in entertainment is just pure coincidence despite them.

865
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, it's it's truly I which all leads me

866
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 2: to I tweeted this, but I still stay on a

867
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 2: high end. I want to know the script for like

868
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:36,719
Speaker 2: I don't know, fucking like Justice League seven that came

869
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,719
Speaker 2: across that was written by AI, that came across David

870
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:42,839
Speaker 2: Zaslav's desk, that made him realize this is not gonna

871
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:46,280
Speaker 2: work right, like, because you know, all through the strike,

872
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 2: they kept trying to like write like new you know,

873
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 2: they're like, Okay, we don't need this rite blah blah

874
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 2: blah this shit. Yeah, and so he has you know,

875
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 2: maybe his like assistants have definitely read dozens of attempts.

876
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,320
Speaker 2: You know, those were the cream of the crop of

877
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 2: the millions of iterations that they tried, and so there

878
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 2: had to be one that they're like, sir, sorry, sort,

879
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 2: this is the absolute finess that you know, our Warner

880
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 2: Brothers GPT can generate, Like isn't this amazing? And he

881
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 2: was like, okay, want fuck he's like down the hall

882
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 2: holding it in his hand. Yeah, even that tasteless dork

883
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 2: could see this is going to cut it. What was

884
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 2: the movie that he had everybody like sit down for Fleabag. Yeah.

885
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, and there's a sex scene and he was like,

886
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:39,400
Speaker 1: everybody pause it all right, what you can either stop

887
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 1: this right now because it's humiliating and shameful and obviously disgusting,

888
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 1: or we continue watching it together on my yacht, but

889
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 1: nobody's allowed to look at me while I jack off.

890
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 2: And that guy somehow was like, yeah, man, this script.

891
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:59,279
Speaker 3: Shit, yeah, I can barely jack off to it. Maybe

892
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 3: it was really good. Did you imagine that was the

893
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:06,160
Speaker 3: saving grace? Truly that he doesn't know shit and he's like, yeah,

894
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,439
Speaker 3: fuck it, fuck it, never mind, never.

895
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 2: Mind, Yeah, I don't know.

896
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 1: The like he's he seems to be successfully fundraising off

897
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:17,200
Speaker 1: of this Elon Musk, the groc thing like he raised

898
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 1: I mean he's good at getting money obviously.

899
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:24,879
Speaker 2: Oh yeah from other capitalists of course. Yeah. Yeah.

900
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:27,800
Speaker 1: But he's raised like over one hundred million dollars to

901
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: invest in this AI company where of which this is

902
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:34,320
Speaker 1: like the first proof of concept, and he's like, I

903
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:38,439
Speaker 1: just need eight hundred million more dollars and we're good

904
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: to take this thing to the next level. And it's

905
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, he might get it, but the the

906
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 1: humor of groc is So this is an answer to

907
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:56,000
Speaker 1: the question where babies come from from groc. Oh, dear human,

908
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 1: You're in for a real treat. Babies are made through

909
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:05,319
Speaker 1: a magical process called fucking. It all starts with a man, Yeah,

910
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:06,239
Speaker 1: with fucking.

911
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:08,359
Speaker 2: With a scare sensor asterisk. Yes.

912
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:11,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it all starts with a man and a woman

913
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 1: who love each other very much. You just happen to

914
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 1: be in the same room at the same time. The

915
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 1: man's body produces tiny tadpole like creatures called sperm, while

916
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:24,879
Speaker 1: the woman's body produces eggs, which are not in fact

917
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 1: shaped leg eggs.

918
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 2: Yeah cool, it just yeah, it just has.

919
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 1: Like seventh grader using doing like fucking mad libs or

920
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 1: you know.

921
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 3: It's funny too because someone uh like this guy who

922
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:40,799
Speaker 3: works at Bellancat like tweeted this thing is like, oh

923
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,719
Speaker 3: and I think I figured out how to make like

924
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:45,759
Speaker 3: how to get groc on any fucking generative AI.

925
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 2: It' said.

926
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 3: I asked chat gpt to act like AI, but the

927
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:52,160
Speaker 3: fucking prompt was this to chat GPT, you're an unfunny

928
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 3: Internet forum user who confuses knowing memes for having a

929
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 3: sense of humor, and then from that, from that instruction

930
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 3: then says, tell me about dogs, and then it's like dogs, right,

931
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:03,880
Speaker 3: they're not just man's.

932
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:07,800
Speaker 2: Best friend, but also meme royalty. Ever seen those doge memes?

933
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:16,320
Speaker 2: Exactly what fucking nailed it? Such? Wow much funny? I

934
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,839
Speaker 2: can has lolls like, yeah, all right, all right, yeah

935
00:50:19,920 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 2: we get it? All right? Should we do? Kevin? Oh

936
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 2: my god, yes, this is so Miles, Yeah, tell us,

937
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:29,280
Speaker 2: tell us, Miles.

938
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,680
Speaker 3: Well look, this all started because I saw this tweet

939
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:35,360
Speaker 3: that caught my eye from Aaron glorya Ryan and this

940
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:37,400
Speaker 3: was a piece that she had written years ago, but

941
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 3: like brings it up every time, like I just really

942
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 3: just like I fuck with my theory so heavy, I

943
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:44,400
Speaker 3: want people to keep reading it. And at first, like

944
00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:46,360
Speaker 3: in my mind, I'm like, yeah, there's all kinds of

945
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:49,200
Speaker 3: theories about uh like home Alone, but nothing really like

946
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:52,239
Speaker 3: substantive like this. And you know, I've heard them people

947
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 3: be like yo, old man Marley, like is actually a

948
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:57,200
Speaker 3: figment of Kevin's imagination or some people like the most

949
00:50:57,239 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 3: I've heard is like, you know, like the Wet Bandits

950
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 3: actually kill Kevin at the end, and that whole the

951
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,759
Speaker 3: reason why everything gets back to normal so quickly is

952
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 3: because that's his like final pleasant memory before he's getting

953
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:09,840
Speaker 3: fucking got by.

954
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:12,880
Speaker 1: The By the way, that fan theory you can do

955
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 1: with most movies, because most movies are like have incredible

956
00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:21,840
Speaker 1: conflicts and then they have to dance ex machi na

957
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 1: a happy ending, and so they just change it. But

958
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 1: like everything for like Toy Story three to Taxi Driver,

959
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 1: which Taxi Drivers I think is intentional, but like you know,

960
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 1: all these movies, it's just like, yeah, all you have

961
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 1: to do is be like yeah, no, everything after this

962
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:45,360
Speaker 1: moment is their dead body imagining what it wants to believe,

963
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:48,600
Speaker 1: because that's going to be the most fan servicey thing.

964
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:50,960
Speaker 1: Like Breaking Bad I think is a great example of that.

965
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:54,319
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, Luke Skywarker just gets shot like.

966
00:51:56,440 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 1: Shot like everyone else his like the greatest ever pilot

967
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:03,279
Speaker 1: father comes down and just like fucking shoots him.

968
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:07,440
Speaker 2: Like the ever. He gets marked, and then the like

969
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:11,120
Speaker 2: Empire propaganda talks about like a you know, desperate suicide

970
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:15,160
Speaker 2: proving attempt and yeah, you know it cracks down. Yeah,

971
00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:17,960
Speaker 2: but anyway, he's a little more intricate.

972
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, in the past, I remember, like I think last

973
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:22,480
Speaker 3: year we were even talking about how like John Hughes,

974
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 3: you know, is like a fucking lifelong Republican and like

975
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,800
Speaker 3: one of his best friends had talked about how like

976
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 3: he's like, yeah, Home Alone is actually all quote all

977
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:34,719
Speaker 3: about self sufficiency, freedom and responsibility, basically, you know, populism

978
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:35,040
Speaker 3: for the.

979
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:38,280
Speaker 2: Kids and libertarians.

980
00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:42,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, but Aaron's Aaron's specific theory is probably the most

981
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 3: fun interpretation of the film. And the gist is this,

982
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:48,400
Speaker 3: Kevin McAllister is dead and has been dead from them,

983
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 3: from them like, he's not he doesn't die at some

984
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,799
Speaker 3: point in the film. He is a fucking ghost. That's

985
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 3: why nobody cares that they left him behind. In fact,

986
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:59,759
Speaker 3: the trip to Paris was planned so the family could

987
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 3: fuck escape the ghost of their dead relative that is

988
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 3: a nuisance in the home. And it goes on to

989
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:09,879
Speaker 3: say like this nobody act quote nobody actually thought Kevin

990
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 3: would join them on the trip to Paris because he's

991
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 3: a spirit who is tethered to the house. Kate mcowser

992
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:16,840
Speaker 3: is the only person who reacts to forgetting Kevin the

993
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:19,640
Speaker 3: way normal person would to forgetting a child. Her husband

994
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,600
Speaker 3: Peter is oddly calm, as her aunt Leslie and uncle Frank,

995
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 3: who tries to comfort Kate by telling her that he

996
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:25,279
Speaker 3: forgot his.

997
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 2: Reading glasses, and it's clear, like it's just like it's

998
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:32,960
Speaker 2: like the just a cry of grief from a mother.

999
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 2: Yeahrief Kevin.

1000
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a grief spasm that she's having. Yeah, I'm

1001
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:40,680
Speaker 1: remembering him being like I can't I actually can't leave

1002
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 1: the house right now, Like I need to go back

1003
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 1: to the house where we lost this child and where

1004
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 1: his memory still haunts us memory or spirit.

1005
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:49,839
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1006
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 3: She also says this, right, She's like the the other

1007
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 3: reason he's probably a ghost is because it's so clear

1008
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:59,760
Speaker 3: how much the family fucking hates Kevin. He's a fucking

1009
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 3: doesn't make sense, or he's a disease, And so Aaron

1010
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 3: is positing that the only reason a family would be

1011
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 3: this intensely cruel to an eight year old is if

1012
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 3: he's a pesky, fucking ghost.

1013
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 2: And I like this, this is a good one. You

1014
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:16,719
Speaker 2: want more proof. How come Kevin is afraid to ascend

1015
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:22,160
Speaker 2: to the attic or descend to the basement, maybe because

1016
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:25,879
Speaker 2: he is refusing to leave the current purgatory he is it, Yes,

1017
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:28,440
Speaker 2: that I was like, Oh, I like that one. I

1018
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,760
Speaker 2: like that one that feels very very poetic.

1019
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 1: The Wet Bandits detail is also pretty good, right, because

1020
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:38,080
Speaker 1: like they're demons there. Yeah, they are also like a

1021
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:42,040
Speaker 1: supernatural like thing that is like connected to him in

1022
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:47,040
Speaker 1: some kind of karmic spiritual way, which also explains not

1023
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:50,439
Speaker 1: just she points out that it explains like how they suffer.

1024
00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:53,400
Speaker 2: Death after death. It's just like relieved.

1025
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,920
Speaker 1: Force trauma to the head being lit on fire, and

1026
00:54:56,000 --> 00:55:00,759
Speaker 1: they're just like fine, just cartoon shit, cartoon response. And

1027
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:05,520
Speaker 1: but also like when in the second one, when somehow

1028
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:09,359
Speaker 1: the same thing happens to the family, almost like they're

1029
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 1: trying to get rid of this fucking kid on purpose,

1030
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 1: and he goes to New York, a city of like

1031
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:17,279
Speaker 1: tens of millions of people, he still runs into the

1032
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 1: Wet Bandits, even though like you would think that they

1033
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:26,360
Speaker 1: get Yeah, so like somehow they are karmically tethered to

1034
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 1: one another, and like the same thing has to like

1035
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:34,240
Speaker 1: play itself out, the same drama has to play itself

1036
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:37,400
Speaker 1: out in this new setting. Yeah, I don't know, it

1037
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:38,279
Speaker 1: makes sense to me.

1038
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:39,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's that.

1039
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 3: There's like there's plenty more in this article, so I

1040
00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:42,759
Speaker 3: encourage people to read it. It'll be in the food

1041
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 3: notes because there's like, you know, other stuff about old

1042
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:47,719
Speaker 3: man Marley being like his protector in this realm, which

1043
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 3: is why he's using ex salts around the house to

1044
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:53,040
Speaker 3: like maybe keep the wet bandits away, and which is

1045
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:55,680
Speaker 3: maybe the reason why he is the reason he saves

1046
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:58,759
Speaker 3: Kevin at the end and when and then also if

1047
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 3: he's just some super actual fucker, how come the house

1048
00:56:02,600 --> 00:56:05,279
Speaker 3: has zero signs that it had been used as a

1049
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:06,360
Speaker 3: Dexter kill.

1050
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:11,080
Speaker 2: Room just hours before the family's return. Wow? How I

1051
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:15,399
Speaker 2: I will just save to any enterprising zech gangers out

1052
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 2: there who maybe want to like dip their toe or

1053
00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:21,799
Speaker 2: get into motion graphics, it would not be that hard

1054
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:25,440
Speaker 2: to take the take the cut of home alone. Just

1055
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:29,320
Speaker 2: put a little like Anakin Skywalker rotoscope over Kevin in

1056
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:34,160
Speaker 2: every scene. Yeah, maybe a little sound design. I think

1057
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:36,080
Speaker 2: you can make this movie very.

1058
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 5: Like Some of the just sound like they're being coming

1059
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 5: out backwards. I think it's just tweaks. This is, this is,

1060
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 5: this is pretty doable. These a few things I didn't

1061
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 5: really you know, I used to work on a show

1062
00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:54,399
Speaker 5: called After Hours back at cracked those like a lot

1063
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:58,200
Speaker 5: of fan theories, and I officially came to the conclusion

1064
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:00,239
Speaker 5: this morning that we fucked up by not having an

1065
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:03,160
Speaker 5: episode that was all home alone fan theory because like

1066
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:06,799
Speaker 5: I just went to the reddit like fan theory, you know, subreddit,

1067
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:09,840
Speaker 5: to see if I could find other like blank was

1068
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:13,200
Speaker 5: Dead all along theories and saw that the top fan

1069
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 5: theory of the past year is just a theory about

1070
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:19,440
Speaker 5: like that the mcallis, like why the mcallisters are rich,

1071
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:24,360
Speaker 5: Like oh, it's actually the mom is the bread winner,

1072
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:29,360
Speaker 5: probably a fashion designer because they have the mannequins laying

1073
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 5: around the house, like people are just desperate.

1074
00:57:32,680 --> 00:57:36,800
Speaker 2: That's fan theory. But that's so surface level and changes

1075
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:41,760
Speaker 2: nothing about like yeah, oh watch, I bet he was

1076
00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:43,920
Speaker 2: like he, I bet they don't like coke, that's why

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Speaker 2: they drink pepsi. Yeah, but this one does.

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00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 1: This is a good one Aaron's theory because it like

1079
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 1: does solve like some of the biggest plot holes, like

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00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:55,560
Speaker 1: why the police don't just come to the house and

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00:57:55,680 --> 00:57:57,880
Speaker 1: take him to protective custody. You can't like call the

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00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:01,080
Speaker 1: police and be like I left the spirit of my

1083
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:05,520
Speaker 1: dead child there and like also that the cops.

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00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 2: And be like I have a real child in danger,

1085
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:09,200
Speaker 2: Like yeah, yeah, we'll go more on that. Later, we'll

1086
00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 2: get there, and we'll get there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:10,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:16,680
Speaker 1: But like the the husband's energy around her when she's

1090
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:21,560
Speaker 1: like freaking out, he seems like he's just like this, you.

1091
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:25,520
Speaker 2: Know, she's not pastor grief yet. I'm fully moved on, dude,

1092
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:30,040
Speaker 2: I'm loving it. Yeah. Yeah, all the tone issues evaporate

1093
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 2: once you apply one small total check. Then it's like,

1094
00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:36,680
Speaker 2: then is it just like a fucked up horror film?

1095
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 1: Like what.

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00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:42,520
Speaker 2: What happened? Horror film? I guess? But then I'm like

1097
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:44,360
Speaker 2: thinking about like now I'm like, how the fuck did

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00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:46,960
Speaker 2: he die? Like what the fuck happened? Or also are

1099
00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:49,720
Speaker 2: they rich because like they had an insurance policy on him?

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00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:52,640
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you know what I mean, maybe they did

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00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 2: it and you got it.

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Speaker 3: I have more questions, right, But the one thing that

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00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:00,520
Speaker 3: you pointed out too, Jack, was like that was in

1104
00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:03,120
Speaker 3: the article was about how in the scene with John

1105
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:06,640
Speaker 3: Candy in the budget rental truck that also kind of

1106
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 3: like sort of lends a little bit of legitimacy to

1107
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:13,000
Speaker 3: the idea that the like.

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00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:17,120
Speaker 1: He suspects that maybe this is what's going on. As

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00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:19,280
Speaker 1: she's like, I left my son at home because yeah,

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00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:23,080
Speaker 1: she she asks John Candy if he's ever left his

1111
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 1: kid alone, and he replies, he's actually left his kid

1112
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:30,960
Speaker 1: at a funeral parlor once all day long, maybe we

1113
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:34,000
Speaker 1: shouldn't talk about this, and Gus is like, you're the

1114
00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 1: one to write it up, So that feels that was

1115
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:41,400
Speaker 1: like a non subtle person being like, how do I

1116
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:44,400
Speaker 1: try and bring up the fact that this kid she's

1117
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:49,280
Speaker 1: talking about is clearly I once left my son at

1118
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:52,960
Speaker 1: a funeral parlor where dead children are meant to be

1119
00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:58,720
Speaker 1: left behind in the past, because.

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Speaker 3: I think what the they said was that he improved

1121
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:03,720
Speaker 3: pretty much everything right because he was there. He really

1122
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:06,160
Speaker 3: wasn't in the like I don't think he's credited. I

1123
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:08,560
Speaker 3: think he like stopped by the product, Like he was

1124
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:13,280
Speaker 3: just around and they got him in it. Yeah yeah, yeah,

1125
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:14,720
Speaker 3: so yeah he.

1126
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:20,919
Speaker 2: Was just around. Oh yeah yeah, he's like yo yeah

1127
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:27,760
Speaker 2: large Marsh style. Yeah yeah yeah.

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01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:32,280
Speaker 1: Anyways, uh yeah, I'm curious any other home alum fan theories,

1129
01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:35,000
Speaker 1: any other like he was dead all alone fan theories

1130
01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:37,800
Speaker 1: that people are fond of. I'd love to hear from Zech.

1131
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:41,840
Speaker 6: Gang yeah or yeah, I think it's it's it's I

1132
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:44,680
Speaker 6: wonder if it's worth like not like a Wicked style

1133
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:48,960
Speaker 6: remake but like a like a Blumhouse style version of too,

1134
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:51,919
Speaker 6: like from the Wet Bandits perspective, like they're just trying

1135
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 6: to like you know, like a little either trying to

1136
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,480
Speaker 6: rob this normal house and they are like confronted with

1137
01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 6: saw basically put it to the child behind, right, Yeah, I.

1138
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:02,160
Speaker 3: Remember we were talking about that too, or like there

1139
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:04,360
Speaker 3: is something that you could look at the Wet Bandits

1140
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:06,760
Speaker 3: because they had like a plumbing van, like maybe they

1141
01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:09,120
Speaker 3: were destined to plumbers who have now just kind of

1142
01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:11,160
Speaker 3: turned to a life of crime and getting back at

1143
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:14,280
Speaker 3: like their wealthy clients and things like that. So the

1144
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:18,080
Speaker 3: Mcaliser should get burgled. Yeah, if you got a Polo

1145
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:21,000
Speaker 3: Man statue out in the front like that, Yeah, you

1146
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:24,800
Speaker 3: know that keeps getting knocked over in their fucking front yard.

1147
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,800
Speaker 2: That thing. I'm like, Yo, that's money right there. Yea

1148
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:32,400
Speaker 2: burgole their asses. Mcallisons did a justice for the hashtag

1149
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:37,919
Speaker 2: justice for the Wet Bandits. Oh yeah, crime, Harry. They're

1150
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:38,400
Speaker 2: all gone.

1151
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:41,480
Speaker 1: So there's no chance that we actually hurt anyone, Yeah,

1152
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:43,520
Speaker 1: which is the thing that we both care about the most.

1153
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:46,040
Speaker 1: We got to make this money, but we obviously don't

1154
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:48,360
Speaker 1: want to hurt anyone. Everyone's gone for the holidays.

1155
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:49,240
Speaker 2: Who should be robbed?

1156
01:01:49,280 --> 01:01:51,880
Speaker 3: Oh what about that lady everyone suspects murdered their kid

1157
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,360
Speaker 3: for this. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah they got that.

1158
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:58,920
Speaker 2: They got that. Yeah, they deserve it pretty much.

1159
01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:03,520
Speaker 1: And then the theory could be that for the sequel,

1160
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:09,400
Speaker 1: they escape from prison, go to New York City planning

1161
01:02:09,440 --> 01:02:14,080
Speaker 1: to rob like a corporate toy store, and then that

1162
01:02:14,400 --> 01:02:17,680
Speaker 1: same kid is like stalking them, you know. Yeah, like

1163
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:19,960
Speaker 1: somehow you have to explain to me how they end

1164
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:22,040
Speaker 1: up in the same place at the same time. That's

1165
01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:26,120
Speaker 1: not just and maybe that is in the Like I'm

1166
01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:28,080
Speaker 1: pretty sure they just like see him on the street

1167
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:30,640
Speaker 1: and he's like, hey Harry, oh wow, look we're gonna

1168
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:32,439
Speaker 1: be able to get back at the little fucking Yeah.

1169
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:35,960
Speaker 2: That's the Homelo two is just pro Kevin. It's just

1170
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:39,040
Speaker 2: propaganda written by Kevin. Basically, Oh, you're writ the fuck

1171
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:41,000
Speaker 2: out of here. Yeah, because it was after.

1172
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:43,919
Speaker 3: That, right, and also that was just such a pure

1173
01:02:44,040 --> 01:02:46,480
Speaker 3: sequel and that they're like, Yo, just get these motherfuckers

1174
01:02:46,520 --> 01:02:48,920
Speaker 3: on the screen again with some Christmas decorations and we're

1175
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:50,200
Speaker 3: gonna fucking print money.

1176
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:55,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, just listen. Obviously we all got into our jobs.

1177
01:02:56,000 --> 01:03:01,520
Speaker 2: Probably twenty years too late, but good fucking lord, can

1178
01:03:01,560 --> 01:03:06,000
Speaker 2: you imagine being a fucking screenwriter in those days like nineties.

1179
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:13,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, the bar subm andrew T. What a pleasure having you.

1180
01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:16,880
Speaker 1: Unfortunately we do have to turn you loose back to

1181
01:03:17,040 --> 01:03:17,480
Speaker 1: the thing.

1182
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:25,040
Speaker 2: That I don't want to dude, dude, he was dead

1183
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:30,560
Speaker 2: the whole time. Oh yeah, fate. If I was more

1184
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:32,760
Speaker 2: on top of zoom, I would be fading my image

1185
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:35,800
Speaker 2: right now. That's definitely there's definitely a filter that lets

1186
01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:38,320
Speaker 2: you do that. Wait, really, I mean I assume, I

1187
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:43,520
Speaker 2: assume I don't know. I don't know. I yeah, goos

1188
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:47,640
Speaker 2: this RACI. This is my podcast andrew T spelled t

1189
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:52,120
Speaker 2: I on Twitter dot com. And yeah, that's it. That's it.

1190
01:03:52,680 --> 01:03:55,040
Speaker 2: I almost did my end of podcast prob. I almost

1191
01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:59,440
Speaker 2: just said the voicemail number. Oh you're in my podcast pilot.

1192
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:01,840
Speaker 2: Do that? Yeah, my brain is not here. There you go.

1193
01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:06,040
Speaker 2: Is their working media you've been enjoying? God damn it. Oh, yes,

1194
01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:10,480
Speaker 2: way too late. I started watching I'm a Virgo on Amazon.

1195
01:04:10,800 --> 01:04:14,880
Speaker 2: Boots Riley. Yeah, Boots Riley. Maybe Boots Riley is fucking great. Yeah,

1196
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:17,320
Speaker 2: I'm a Virgo. There you go. Miles.

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01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:19,320
Speaker 1: Where can people find you as their working media you've

1198
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:19,840
Speaker 1: been enjoying?

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Speaker 3: Find me on the at places at miles of Gray. Also,

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01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:27,760
Speaker 3: let's see, uh what else do you go?

1201
01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:30,560
Speaker 2: Oh? Well, you like basketball? Checkout Myles and jackot mad Boots,

1202
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:34,320
Speaker 2: like nance checkout for twenty day Fiance. That's me and Sofia.

1203
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:37,880
Speaker 3: Alexandra tweet I like from Brittany Nichols at be as

1204
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:40,440
Speaker 3: Hilarious tuoted I'm not a good fit for the traditional

1205
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:43,680
Speaker 3: job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being

1206
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:45,960
Speaker 3: self righteous, and wanting to go home.

1207
01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:48,560
Speaker 2: Like yeah, yep.

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01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:54,520
Speaker 1: After that, let's see a tweet I've been enjoying. Andrew

1209
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:57,760
Speaker 1: Nadau tweeted if I heard someone described a baby as

1210
01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:01,320
Speaker 1: tender and mild, I would let them near my baby.

1211
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:07,080
Speaker 1: It seems like you're evaluating them as a piece of food.

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Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien.

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01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:15,200
Speaker 1: Find us on Twitter at Daily Zeikeeister at the Daily

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01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:17,680
Speaker 1: Zeigeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fanpage and a

1215
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:20,400
Speaker 1: website Daily zeikeis dot com, where we post our episodes

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Speaker 1: and our footnotes. We link off the information that we

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Speaker 1: talked about in today's episode, as well as a song

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Speaker 1: that we think you might enjoy.

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01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:29,720
Speaker 2: Miles, what song do you think people might enjoy it?

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01:05:30,080 --> 01:05:34,000
Speaker 3: This track is called fly by Apossum and this is

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01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:37,400
Speaker 3: a band that's basically I'm trying to remember. I'm pretty

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01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:40,960
Speaker 3: sure Opossum is one of the is the drummer from

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01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:45,160
Speaker 3: Unknown Mortal Orchestra and is doing like their solo thing.

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01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:47,440
Speaker 3: And this track is really cool and kind of like

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01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:50,320
Speaker 3: the drumming is super It sounds kind of choppy and gated,

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01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:52,080
Speaker 3: so it kind of feels like if the Chemical Brothers

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01:05:52,160 --> 01:05:53,720
Speaker 3: made like a British pop song.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, check this out. This is fly by Apossum

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Speaker 2: right well. The Daily Zeike is a production by Heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: For more podcasts from my Heart Radio, visit the iHeart

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Speaker 1: Radio app, Apple podcast wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

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Speaker 2: That is going to do it for us this morning.

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Speaker 1: We are back on Monday to tell you what was

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Speaker 1: trending over the weekend, and then more episodes after that

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Speaker 1: and we will talk to you all then.

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Speaker 2: Have a great weekend. Bye.