WEBVTT - You Snake! 0:00:00.440 --> 0:00:06.440 Okay, Hey, everybody, welcome to another episode of I Know 0:00:06.640 --> 0:00:06.960 you guy. 0:00:10.640 --> 0:00:16.200 Cereal makes them come please, called so Cereal, They care 0:00:16.280 --> 0:00:21.279 to Aquaria, some retire. 0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:28.720 It's called serial Killers. 0:00:28.760 --> 0:00:31.600 Scott and Andy would be like the series that we 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:34.080 it's like our spinoff series. It's our Joni Loves Chachi. 0:00:35.760 --> 0:00:36.599 You know what that is? 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:39.840 Yes, it's the spinoff Wow of the Happy Days. 0:00:39.840 --> 0:00:41.839 There was a lot of spin offs. Can you name 0:00:41.880 --> 0:00:42.239 one more? 0:00:42.320 --> 0:00:42.720 Andy? 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:43.840 Very good? 0:00:44.040 --> 0:00:46.280 Thank you, look at you, thank you? 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:49.199 And you know what show? You know what show in 0:00:49.280 --> 0:00:53.240 history had the most spin offs. I believe. I believe 0:00:53.880 --> 0:00:56.840 the Jefferson's All in the Family, and the Jefferson's was 0:00:56.840 --> 0:01:00.600 a spinoff of All the Family. Yeah, all right, you're 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:01.040 ready to go. 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:01.520 Yeah. 0:01:02.160 --> 0:01:03.760 I don't know if I'm allowed to play this anymore. 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:11.640 Oh boy, I don't think it's offensive. What okay? Is 0:01:11.680 --> 0:01:15.639 it offensive? Right? It's just Chinese music. 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:17.639 Yes, it's just Chinese music. 0:01:18.760 --> 0:01:20.240 Do you know? Do you know why I'm playing this 0:01:20.920 --> 0:01:25.360 because it's an international serial No, Welcome to Serial Killers 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:26.320 Chinese New Year. 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:33.280 Yeah, it's the Year of the Dragon. No rat, no cow, 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:36.959 no dear, No, that's not a thing where it is. 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:45.560 No, no, not the cock either no, no, and no? 0:01:45.959 --> 0:01:47.600 Is it a four legs snake? 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:48.040 Yeah? 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:51.840 Wow, okay, it's the year of the snake. Andrew, I believe. 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:55.720 I believe it's on Thursday of this it's a twenty ninth. 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:58.400 I believe. Is the Lunar news see? I don't Are 0:01:58.400 --> 0:02:00.280 you allowed to call it Chinese New Yes? 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:01.840 That is what is called in America. 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:03.320 How can Lunar New Year? They say? 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:05.600 Also though, because it could be either or I don't 0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:06.840 know if the Chinese celebration. 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:09.200 It's yeah with me so our. 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:09.760 Great pot. 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:13.560 He sent us a giant box of stuff, had a 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:17.800 nice little letter, Happy Chinese Lunar New Year. Please find 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:22.960 three expertly curated China based cereals obtained from various markets 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:26.560 in Phillies bustling Chinatown. This was not an easy feat, 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:29.880 as it was explained to me that Western style cereal 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:32.320 is not something that traditionally has been part of the 0:02:32.360 --> 0:02:36.760 Chinese breakfast routine. We've known that. To further confuse matters, 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:40.640 a lot of cereals are translated to oatmeal, though the 0:02:40.680 --> 0:02:44.840 instructions and illustrations clearly show cold milk being used. The 0:02:44.919 --> 0:02:47.480 two in the red pouches are I believe chia seed 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:51.639 based with either strawberry or grapefruit. The Happy Everyone brand 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:54.280 seems to be the most prevalent brand based on the 0:02:54.320 --> 0:02:57.040 half dozen stores I've visited, but this is the only 0:02:57.160 --> 0:03:02.120 variety that clearly showed cold serving. Obviously, Apple iPhone Translate 0:03:02.200 --> 0:03:04.720 is a musk with these cereals. Best of luck in 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:09.360 the lunar New Year, Crunch Matts thanks for the. 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:10.240 Instagram following up. 0:03:10.280 --> 0:03:14.520 Ye followed, I follow him great, This is exciting if 0:03:14.560 --> 0:03:17.040 somebody worked really hard on this song, you know. 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:18.960 Just breaking out right. 0:03:19.000 --> 0:03:21.040 I like the song bringing up. 0:03:21.760 --> 0:03:24.200 Is it a violin and I feel like it's a mandolin. 0:03:24.560 --> 0:03:26.080 I think it might have been really loud, and nobody 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:27.160 heard anything we were saying. 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:31.600 I shut it off, so nothing you heard in that 0:03:31.720 --> 0:03:32.359 letter happened. 0:03:32.760 --> 0:03:34.760 I don't know. This one is the most interesting to 0:03:34.800 --> 0:03:39.160 me because there's a there's a girl on there with 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:42.800 three thumbs up on a clipboard okay, and there's a 0:03:42.800 --> 0:03:45.960 picture of a grapefruit, which is really weird for a cereal. 0:03:46.640 --> 0:03:49.000 I don't know what it says. I don't know nothing. 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:51.960 There's nothing on here in English whatsoever except a sticker 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:54.600 that they stuck over here that says nutrition facts, and 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:57.000 the font is so narrow I can't even read it. 0:03:57.040 --> 0:04:00.600 Sure, let me use my eyes. Okay, calories preserving. 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:04.240 But what is the pictures here? 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:05.680 Well, I can't read Chinese? 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:06.400 Is this picture? 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:09.480 It doesn't matter what the pictures are. I see strawberries, 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:12.240 I see dates, I see chia seedshle on, let me 0:04:12.280 --> 0:04:13.280 see if I can get the translate. 0:04:13.400 --> 0:04:14.600 I tell you what, why don't I give you the 0:04:14.600 --> 0:04:16.000 other one? Because I want to start with this one 0:04:16.000 --> 0:04:17.239 and you can translate the other one. 0:04:17.920 --> 0:04:18.440 Translate. 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:21.560 Let's see here do this one? Come on? 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:22.360 So what are we doing? 0:04:23.040 --> 0:04:23.919 Translate that one? 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:24.599 Translate this. 0:04:24.600 --> 0:04:26.520 I'm gonna open this one first. This is the This 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:28.680 is the one that looks like there's a picture of grapefruit, 0:04:28.720 --> 0:04:31.120 but there's also strawberries and some oats and some other 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:33.800 random things on here. And there's something it quotes. I 0:04:33.800 --> 0:04:35.680 don't know what it says. 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:41.600 Chinese Mandarin Hun Life, Han Life the gold standard, chia 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:44.440 seed cereal, fruit berry berry cereal. 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:48.080 I saw Han healthy original nice. 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:53.400 Life, so healthy, good taste, good food. 0:04:54.839 --> 0:04:57.480 Okay, I'm opening up the first one. See what this 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:59.479 is is grapefruit? How come that one doesn't have the 0:04:59.480 --> 0:05:00.839 girl on the front with the three thumbs up. 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:05.799 This is literally geos seed cereal fruit berry berry cereal. 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:12.039 Wow, dude, smell it smells like frigging grapefruit. Oh it's nice. 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:13.120 What the hell is in there? 0:05:13.200 --> 0:05:17.720 I don't know this. There's massive chunks of things. What 0:05:17.839 --> 0:05:19.960 the hell is it? Yeah, I don't know what that is. 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:23.760 I don't know. Maybe it's a grapefruit. Maybe it's the 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:25.520 white part of the grapefruit. 0:05:25.600 --> 0:05:27.719 Are they trying to kill me with the strawberry? This 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:28.320 is huge. 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:30.120 It could be the white part of the grapefruit. I 0:05:30.160 --> 0:05:33.040 don't know. Oh, yeah, right, that you don't eat. 0:05:33.400 --> 0:05:33.679 Yeah. 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:36.360 Oh, but that's good for your skin, I think, right, cuticles, 0:05:36.400 --> 0:05:37.320 your nails or something like. 0:05:37.400 --> 0:05:40.360 So, this one's strawberry berry berry cereal. This one's grape 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:43.520 berry berry cereal. So that's fine. 0:05:43.600 --> 0:05:45.240 Well, whatever it is, I'm going back to the farm 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:47.960 that Fresh Dairy's fridge and she's famous pulling out this 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:51.000 container of two percent reduced fat milk and we're gonna 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:52.560 put it onto the whatever this thing is called. 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:53.880 I don't berry berry cereal. 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:56.480 So when I when I put it on the website 0:05:57.040 --> 0:05:58.600 or when I send it to Newman, what do I 0:05:58.680 --> 0:05:59.599 call it. 0:05:59.720 --> 0:06:02.960 Just literally take a picture of this, copy and paste it. 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:04.960 I'll need you to do that for me. Since I 0:06:04.960 --> 0:06:07.520 have so much to do, I'm very busy. This is 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:08.000 gonna be. 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:10.560 Grapefruit, berry berry cereal. 0:06:10.560 --> 0:06:13.919 Fruit one, grapefruit one. I don't know, Okay, every spoon 0:06:14.200 --> 0:06:17.200 I don't Okay, there's so much going on here. This 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:22.039 is like there's berries and oats and this is just 0:06:22.160 --> 0:06:22.960 one spoonful. 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:26.000 Can you even with all this because I don't know 0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:26.720 what anything is. 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:29.480 I bet there's some leachi in here. Yeah, and I 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:31.080 see some coconut one too. 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:39.840 Oh, I'm gonna pop root. 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:44.960 It's weird essence of grapefruit. But you really can't put 0:06:45.000 --> 0:06:49.800 grapefruit in cereal because of it's you know, but just 0:06:49.839 --> 0:06:52.440 the makeup of grapefruit. You can't even put it in 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:58.159 you know. It has those things, yeah things, no, the 0:06:58.200 --> 0:06:59.840 grep fruit segments, but each one of those little things 0:06:59.839 --> 0:07:00.800 that squish in your mouth. 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:02.520 Oh, I hate that. 0:07:03.640 --> 0:07:09.120 Really, this is interesting. There's so much going on here. 0:07:10.400 --> 0:07:13.520 By the way, the three cereals we're doing here, you're 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:15.760 never gonna freaking find them anywhere. We're just doing it 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:17.480 for fun. I guess I don't know. 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:19.960 I think I had melon in it, just something. I 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:23.000 just all, what are the red things, the purple things, 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:29.000 rose petals. Look, that's a flavor explosion. Truly, I don't 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:31.600 know that all these things actually work together. Is that 0:07:31.600 --> 0:07:32.920 all the stuff that's in here? Yes? 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:37.520 Why did you read that off as. 0:07:37.000 --> 0:07:41.080 Okay, it has a great fruit yogurt block. That's the 0:07:41.160 --> 0:07:43.920 bad way that was. I just hasted yogurt. Yeah, freeze, 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:48.720 dried strawberries, raisins, purple potato chips, North American cheese seeds, 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:52.880 pumpkin seed kernels, Australian oats, black rice, rye, corn chips, 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:54.000 coconut and wheat flour. 0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:55.960 There are no raisins in here. 0:07:57.080 --> 0:08:01.200 Huh Yeah, I I don't see any either. I honestly 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:04.000 have to say. It's a lot happening at once. Yeah, 0:08:04.280 --> 0:08:06.520 but it feels like a yogurt more than it does 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:10.920 like a cereal. No, okay, that's your opinion. 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:13.760 Would you have chunky, crunchy yogurt? 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:16.480 Yeah, with granola in it? This tastes like something that 0:08:16.520 --> 0:08:18.760 you would have in like a granola or like a 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:21.680 like a like a yoga dump this into yogurt. I 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:24.120 think that it tastes like a yogurt more than it 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:24.960 feels like a cereal. 0:08:25.080 --> 0:08:27.000 You make no sense. I'm giving it three balls. 0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:29.840 I'm gonna give it three balls as well. Okay, it's 0:08:29.880 --> 0:08:32.480 not terrible. Like I have to say, I give them 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:36.400 props for doing a different kind of cereal. This would 0:08:36.440 --> 0:08:38.720 never ever ever be sold in the United. 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:41.400 But this is not different for them, I know. But 0:08:41.720 --> 0:08:43.560 it also was sold in the United States. It was 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:44.080 from Philly. 0:08:44.679 --> 0:08:48.200 Okay, keep it going. Next one. What I'm just correcting 0:08:48.200 --> 0:08:50.640 you as as you are wont to do. 0:08:52.040 --> 0:08:55.000 I don't know. It's the same same one. What is what? 0:08:55.000 --> 0:08:56.559 What is that? What is that letter? 0:08:56.720 --> 0:08:59.160 This said it was the number three? What. I don't 0:08:59.160 --> 0:09:01.360 know if this is true, but this says it's a 0:09:01.440 --> 0:09:02.320 giant number three. 0:09:02.559 --> 0:09:04.000 Well, she got three thumbs up there. 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:07.000 Look how she does not have three thumbs up? 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:09.719 She does on the clipboard she's holding. She's holding a 0:09:09.720 --> 0:09:12.600 clipboard and his thumbs up, three thumbs up like like 0:09:12.640 --> 0:09:14.920 like like that is not what? 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:19.960 Okay, Wow, she is seed green, that's what this says. 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:25.640 Okay, Okay, so this one, this one, this one has 0:09:25.640 --> 0:09:29.040 the strawberries on it. Let me pour it first. You 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:32.959 go ahead and take your little picture there okay, Oh damn, no, 0:09:33.320 --> 0:09:39.959 hold on, please, Oh goodness, oh goodness, oh good this 0:09:40.080 --> 0:09:44.000 one is still This one smells like wood shavings. You 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:46.199 are not letting me take the picture, like when you 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:47.920 used to vomit an elementary school and they would put 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:49.160 wood shavings on the visual. 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:50.800 I have a fear already. 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:52.520 Just let me dump it and then you can take 0:09:52.559 --> 0:09:57.640 your picture. Man. Here, okay, Farmland Fresh Air's two percent 0:09:57.679 --> 0:09:59.920 reduced fat milk. M Okay, there you go. 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:06.840 This has frozen flat strawberry slices, cranberries, raisins, coconut slices, 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:11.520 purple potato chips, chiass, pumpkin seed kernels. Travelers weep, what's 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:16.560 with the purple potato ches? Is black rice? Black me? 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:17.839 I don't know what that is? 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:23.000 Cherry rice, corn chips, coconut and jaw ju lan. 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:25.520 The strawberries are definitely the star of the show in 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:30.199 this one. This one. Yeah, okay, that's pretty good because 0:10:30.200 --> 0:10:31.679 I like toy. It reminds me of a special k 0:10:31.880 --> 0:10:40.559 RedBerry I heard that the strawberries do. Anyway, Look again, 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:43.880 there's a lot going on in here. And when I 0:10:43.880 --> 0:10:46.000 wrenched my mouth tonight before I go to bed, there's 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:47.920 still going to be all these black things coming out 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:49.480 getting jammed up in your mouth. 0:10:50.040 --> 0:10:54.160 So that's a chia seed. Yeah, cool from North America apparently. Really, 0:10:55.800 --> 0:10:59.800 I don't hate this either, Like it's just pretty fun. 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:01.480 Just one better, three bowls in a spoon. 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:04.000 Yeah, the grapefruit, I don't know how well it works 0:11:04.000 --> 0:11:06.319 in cereal, And I don't like the yogurt clusters in it. Yeah, 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:07.880 this one, I give three bowls in a spoon. I 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:10.040 like the sweetness to it. There's just pieces in there 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:13.720 that literally are like corn kernels and it's really hard 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:15.240 to chew and it hurts. 0:11:16.040 --> 0:11:17.280 Well. I prefer this one better. 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:18.559 Yeah, I do as well. 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:21.120 All right, Again, I don't even know why you're rating them, 0:11:21.120 --> 0:11:22.319 because it's not like you can get them unless you 0:11:22.320 --> 0:11:24.400 go to Philly to this market. 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:26.280 Or probably any Chinese store that you see. 0:11:26.840 --> 0:11:30.120 I've never look. I've been. I've been to Asian markets 0:11:30.679 --> 0:11:33.400 and they very rarely ever have any cereal other than 0:11:33.440 --> 0:11:37.280 like honey nut cheerios. They don't have any native Asian cereals. 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:41.000 They have, But it's more like what he was saying, 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:44.120 where it's more oatmeal looking, because the concept of cereal 0:11:44.200 --> 0:11:46.400 is not necessarily is very American. 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:47.760 Well, I think that's what we're going to get in 0:11:47.760 --> 0:11:49.439 the next one, and I'll show you that when we're 0:11:49.440 --> 0:11:50.080 back right after this. 0:11:50.200 --> 0:11:58.240 Play the music again. Okay, and we're bad. 0:11:58.760 --> 0:12:04.319 We're bad, very very special Chinese New Year episode. It's 0:12:04.320 --> 0:12:06.720 the Year of the Snake. Yeah, and our good friend 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:09.640 Matt seffs a bunch of Chinese cereals from the Chinese 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:11.960 market in Philadelphia. 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:15.600 Did you know what your year is? 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:19.400 My year we're born. I'm probably the rooster. I don't 0:12:19.440 --> 0:12:20.600 know when you were you born? 0:12:20.640 --> 0:12:21.000 What year? 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:23.440 Nineteen eighty nine? 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:27.480 Okay, come on, what let's let's be real. Seventy five okay, 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:29.640 nineteen seventy five, Lunar New Year. 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:33.679 Oh, this is like a pillow. This might be your 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:35.559 I think this is fireworks. 0:12:35.679 --> 0:12:36.840 You're the Year of the Rabbit. 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:39.599 Oh really, yeah, I think this is fireworks. Andrew, I 0:12:39.600 --> 0:12:39.880 don't know. 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:41.240 If this is food all back up? 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:43.480 Oh what the hell is going on here? Look at this? 0:12:43.640 --> 0:12:44.640 I'm the Year of the goat. Look. 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:48.880 Oh wow, there's a whole lot of pouches. It's xylotol 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:52.400 oatmeal cereal. Okay, what xylotol? That's some kind of isn't 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:56.400 that gum? I don't know. Yes, that isn't gum, isn't it? Yeah? Isn't. 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:59.480 I wonder if it's gonna be like very packed health 0:12:59.559 --> 0:13:06.640 of like corn cereal. Look health, this is just it's 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:07.439 health wheat. 0:13:07.720 --> 0:13:09.000 I don't even know what's going on it. But I'm 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:10.400 gonna what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna slice a 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:12.280 packet out the back so we can have a picture 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:13.640 from the front. You know what I mean. Yeah, I 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:16.400 gotta make those picture pictures. It says oatmeal because they 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:17.959 put me to take a picture. Yeah, they put the 0:13:18.000 --> 0:13:19.440 sticker on it here. Why don't you scan the. 0:13:19.440 --> 0:13:22.040 QR code because it's all gonna be in Chinese, but 0:13:22.120 --> 0:13:25.840 it won't go ahead, come on, go scan it. Let 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:28.400 me humor you yeah, go go go. Yeah it's in Chinese. 0:13:28.400 --> 0:13:30.800 Oh okay, Oh shocking. 0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:34.200 The name of the brand is happy everyone. I think. 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:37.280 Oh the address doesn't work. It's a dead one. 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:40.000 Well, now you have some kind of virus on your phone? Words? 0:13:40.320 --> 0:13:41.760 Can I unscan the front? 0:13:42.040 --> 0:13:44.040 Yeah? I yanked went out the back. 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:52.080 This is xylotol oatmeal cereal. That's literally what it's called. 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:56.400 And this says everyone is happy but are they all 0:13:56.440 --> 0:14:00.000 the same. Everyone is happy xylotol oatmeal cereal? 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:03.000 The packaging is so interesting. Smell how plastic it smells? 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:04.000 Please? 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:10.840 It sounds like a full tire. I don't know what. 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:13.320 Oh my god, actually was that? Oh god, that. 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:15.960 Would have been awesome. Yeah, you haven't thrown up since 0:14:15.960 --> 0:14:16.520 you were seven? 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:22.240 No false, I could tell you when last year on 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:24.440 January twenty eighth. 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:28.040 Uh huh, because I remember every day January twenty eighth 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:29.440 of last year. Were you drunk? 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:30.560 Yeah? Incredibly. 0:14:31.240 --> 0:14:35.080 Oh this is not cereal. This is definitely oatmeal. 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:37.040 So why are we eating it? Like it's not cereal? 0:14:37.080 --> 0:14:39.560 I have no choice now, or like it's cereal. These 0:14:39.560 --> 0:14:41.560 are like little I guess, like little Quaker oat oatmeal 0:14:41.600 --> 0:14:43.480 packets that you would put a hot waters. 0:14:43.080 --> 0:14:45.120 Like coffee, like ready make coffee. 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:46.240 I don't smell that at all. 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:50.880 Yeah, I don't think this is bad. The bag was bad. 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:53.320 I like that plastic ease smell was bad. I don't 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:55.480 think I don't think this is cereal. But we're still 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:57.680 gonna put some farmland fresh airy two percent milk in it. 0:14:57.720 --> 0:14:59.440 I better be much better if the milk was hosh. 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:03.120 I'm gonna star as much as I can. It's gonna 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:05.720 turn into a porridge, which is fine. Yeah, I'd rather 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:06.240 a porridge. 0:15:06.240 --> 0:15:09.240 Pease porridge, hot piece porridge, cold piece pardge in the 0:15:09.280 --> 0:15:12.720 pot nine days old is a piece porridge? Is that 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:13.240 what it's called? 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:14.280 I don't know why you're asking me. 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:17.120 It's a song. It's a nursery rhyme. Okay, I don't 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:17.840 know what's happening. 0:15:17.920 --> 0:15:21.960 Oh God, I got milk on my pants. Okay, this 0:15:22.080 --> 0:15:22.760 is gonna be a problem. 0:15:24.640 --> 0:15:30.360 Oh okay. You know what dastes like? It tastes like 0:15:32.240 --> 0:15:35.560 vanilla way for cookie crushed up in milk. Absolutely does 0:15:35.720 --> 0:15:37.760 the long one. I don't know vanilla wafers, but that 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:40.480 long absolutely vanilla way for cookie with the cream inside 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:44.040 of it. It's just like that crushed out, like really 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:47.120 finally crushed up in milk. I can't right now, guys. 0:15:47.640 --> 0:15:51.480 I am shockingly okay with this. I know people are 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:54.960 probably watching this right now, like stupid idiot Americans eating 0:15:55.400 --> 0:15:57.560 oatmeal without hot water. 0:15:58.040 --> 0:15:59.880 But there's no instructions. 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:02.080 I actually don't hate this. 0:16:02.360 --> 0:16:05.920 Hmm. I'll tell you what. I don't hate it either, 0:16:05.960 --> 0:16:08.800 but I don't like it because it makes me think 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:12.520 I'm doing something wrong, like I'm eating this incorrectly and 0:16:13.080 --> 0:16:16.720 it's slightly making me nauseous even though the taste is okay. Yeah, 0:16:16.760 --> 0:16:17.480 does that make sense? 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:20.000 No, No, I got it. It's like I'm doing something 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:20.680 wrong right now. 0:16:20.800 --> 0:16:22.440 Yeah, because that's not the way this is supposed to 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:24.520 be eaten. But the flavors, Okay, I bet it would 0:16:24.520 --> 0:16:26.480 be really nice hot to be quite honest with you, 0:16:27.920 --> 0:16:30.480 for that reason. Two bowls and a spoon. 0:16:30.560 --> 0:16:31.520 Oh see, that's a little harsh. 0:16:31.720 --> 0:16:32.600 Two balls in a spoon. 0:16:32.840 --> 0:16:35.200 Almost said nine bowls. I'm gonna give it three balls 0:16:35.200 --> 0:16:37.440 in a spoon because I do like the vanilla waffer taste, 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:40.760 but I do get that hint of weird. Let's see 0:16:40.760 --> 0:16:43.320 what year before we go. I think it would be 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:46.520 fun if we see what our year predicts based off 0:16:46.560 --> 0:16:48.960 of what year you were born. All right, so you 0:16:48.960 --> 0:16:50.400 were the year of the rabbit. I was the year 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:55.400 of the goat. Okay, so goat prediction and powder in 0:16:55.520 --> 0:16:56.440 twenty twenty five. 0:16:57.520 --> 0:16:58.760 I don't believe any of that stuff. 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:02.240 Okay, that's cool. According to Chinese Horoscope, twenty twenty five 0:17:02.360 --> 0:17:05.560 is expected to be a year of success, growth, and 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:08.480 introspection for people born in the year of the Goat. 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:12.879 They're known for being creative, compassionate, and nurturing. They're predicted 0:17:12.920 --> 0:17:15.920 to experience a balance of external networking and internal reflection. 0:17:19.040 --> 0:17:22.200 Sorry, what did I say you were reflection? 0:17:22.920 --> 0:17:23.840 No, what was yours? 0:17:24.160 --> 0:17:24.520 Rabbit? 0:17:25.240 --> 0:17:28.760 Okay, let's see rabbit prediction in twenty twenty five. Oooh, 0:17:29.920 --> 0:17:30.600 I love this for you. 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:31.120 Okay. 0:17:31.359 --> 0:17:33.679 According to the Chinese zodiac, twenty twenty five is expected 0:17:33.720 --> 0:17:37.240 to be a year of success, a year of success, stability, 0:17:37.280 --> 0:17:40.440 and growth for rabbits. Rabbits are said to be perceptive, diplomatic, 0:17:40.480 --> 0:17:43.200 and empathetic, and are predicted to use these traits to their. 0:17:43.080 --> 0:17:44.560 Advantage with the tiny little poops. 0:17:44.560 --> 0:17:47.880 I don't know, all right, thanks so much for joining. 0:17:48.119 --> 0:17:50.080 That's on a great episode of serial Killers. 0:17:50.840 --> 0:17:53.840 Thank you so much, Matt for all the wonderful yes China, 0:17:54.000 --> 0:17:54.640 so much fun. 0:17:54.760 --> 0:17:56.960 Yeah, that was a fully curated episode from Matt. 0:17:57.000 --> 0:17:58.199 And did you see the box he sent? He had 0:17:58.240 --> 0:18:00.760 the cute little green serial killer stickers he made custom 0:18:00.920 --> 0:18:02.240 It's in there. I threw it in the come out 0:18:02.280 --> 0:18:04.359 in Diamond Studio. Check it out anyway. Thank you for 0:18:04.400 --> 0:18:07.200 listening to Serial Killers. Please follow us on Instagram at 0:18:07.320 --> 0:18:10.760 serial Killers PC. Our good friends at Farmland Fresh Dairies 0:18:10.840 --> 0:18:13.360 check them out as well, and our website. 0:18:12.920 --> 0:18:16.440 Celebrate Chinese New Year. Hope you were having happy. 0:18:16.320 --> 0:18:17.960 Happy snake, Happy snake. 0:18:18.640 --> 0:18:19.640 Yeah. 0:18:19.400 --> 0:18:21.320 Uh times when you were a kid, did you have 0:18:21.359 --> 0:18:23.399 those they called them snakes? You would, so it was 0:18:23.400 --> 0:18:25.399 a little black pellet and you would put it on 0:18:25.440 --> 0:18:27.200 the curve or the sidewalk or something, and you would 0:18:27.240 --> 0:18:29.040 light it and run away and it would go. It 0:18:29.080 --> 0:18:31.480 would just turn it to be a big, big line 0:18:31.480 --> 0:18:31.879 of ash. 0:18:32.119 --> 0:18:32.359 Yep. 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:35.520 Yeah, that was fun, fun, good time before cell phones, 0:18:35.520 --> 0:18:38.040 you know. Yeah, yeah, that's what we did. 0:18:38.040 --> 0:18:41.280 There's no fireworks anymore. Cell phones a ruined that, you me. Now, 0:18:41.320 --> 0:18:43.560 it's even worse because everyone takes video of the fireworks. 0:18:43.600 --> 0:18:45.400