Speaker 1: Okay, Hey, everybody, welcome to another episode of I Know
Speaker 1: you guy.
Speaker 2: Cereal makes them come please, called so Cereal, They care
Speaker 2: to Aquaria, some retire.
Speaker 3: It's called serial Killers.
Speaker 1: Scott and Andy would be like the series that we
Speaker 1: it's like our spinoff series. It's our Joni Loves Chachi.
Speaker 3: You know what that is?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's the spinoff Wow of the Happy Days.
Speaker 3: There was a lot of spin offs. Can you name
Speaker 3: one more?
Speaker 1: Andy?
Speaker 3: Very good?
Speaker 1: Thank you, look at you, thank you?
Speaker 3: And you know what show? You know what show in
Speaker 3: history had the most spin offs. I believe. I believe
Speaker 3: the Jefferson's All in the Family, and the Jefferson's was
Speaker 3: a spinoff of All the Family. Yeah, all right, you're
Speaker 3: ready to go.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm allowed to play this anymore.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, I don't think it's offensive. What okay? Is
Speaker 3: it offensive? Right? It's just Chinese music.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's just Chinese music.
Speaker 3: Do you know? Do you know why I'm playing this
Speaker 3: because it's an international serial No, Welcome to Serial Killers
Speaker 3: Chinese New Year.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the Year of the Dragon. No rat, no cow,
Speaker 4: no dear, No, that's not a thing where it is.
Speaker 3: No, no, not the cock either no, no, and no?
Speaker 1: Is it a four legs snake?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Wow, okay, it's the year of the snake. Andrew, I believe.
Speaker 3: I believe it's on Thursday of this it's a twenty ninth.
Speaker 3: I believe. Is the Lunar news see? I don't Are
Speaker 3: you allowed to call it Chinese New Yes?
Speaker 1: That is what is called in America.
Speaker 3: How can Lunar New Year? They say?
Speaker 1: Also though, because it could be either or I don't
Speaker 1: know if the Chinese celebration.
Speaker 3: It's yeah with me so our.
Speaker 1: Great pot.
Speaker 3: He sent us a giant box of stuff, had a
Speaker 3: nice little letter, Happy Chinese Lunar New Year. Please find
Speaker 3: three expertly curated China based cereals obtained from various markets
Speaker 3: in Phillies bustling Chinatown. This was not an easy feat,
Speaker 3: as it was explained to me that Western style cereal
Speaker 3: is not something that traditionally has been part of the
Speaker 3: Chinese breakfast routine. We've known that. To further confuse matters,
Speaker 3: a lot of cereals are translated to oatmeal, though the
Speaker 3: instructions and illustrations clearly show cold milk being used. The
Speaker 3: two in the red pouches are I believe chia seed
Speaker 3: based with either strawberry or grapefruit. The Happy Everyone brand
Speaker 3: seems to be the most prevalent brand based on the
Speaker 3: half dozen stores I've visited, but this is the only
Speaker 3: variety that clearly showed cold serving. Obviously, Apple iPhone Translate
Speaker 3: is a musk with these cereals. Best of luck in
Speaker 3: the lunar New Year, Crunch Matts thanks for the.
Speaker 1: Instagram following up.
Speaker 3: Ye followed, I follow him great, This is exciting if
Speaker 3: somebody worked really hard on this song, you know.
Speaker 1: Just breaking out right.
Speaker 3: I like the song bringing up.
Speaker 1: Is it a violin and I feel like it's a mandolin.
Speaker 3: I think it might have been really loud, and nobody
Speaker 3: heard anything we were saying.
Speaker 1: I shut it off, so nothing you heard in that
Speaker 1: letter happened.
Speaker 3: I don't know. This one is the most interesting to
Speaker 3: me because there's a there's a girl on there with
Speaker 3: three thumbs up on a clipboard okay, and there's a
Speaker 3: picture of a grapefruit, which is really weird for a cereal.
Speaker 3: I don't know what it says. I don't know nothing.
Speaker 3: There's nothing on here in English whatsoever except a sticker
Speaker 3: that they stuck over here that says nutrition facts, and
Speaker 3: the font is so narrow I can't even read it.
Speaker 1: Sure, let me use my eyes. Okay, calories preserving.
Speaker 3: But what is the pictures here?
Speaker 1: Well, I can't read Chinese?
Speaker 3: Is this picture?
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter what the pictures are. I see strawberries,
Speaker 1: I see dates, I see chia seedshle on, let me
Speaker 1: see if I can get the translate.
Speaker 3: I tell you what, why don't I give you the
Speaker 3: other one? Because I want to start with this one
Speaker 3: and you can translate the other one.
Speaker 1: Translate.
Speaker 3: Let's see here do this one? Come on?
Speaker 1: So what are we doing?
Speaker 3: Translate that one?
Speaker 1: Translate this.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna open this one first. This is the This
Speaker 3: is the one that looks like there's a picture of grapefruit,
Speaker 3: but there's also strawberries and some oats and some other
Speaker 3: random things on here. And there's something it quotes. I
Speaker 3: don't know what it says.
Speaker 1: Chinese Mandarin Hun Life, Han Life the gold standard, chia
Speaker 1: seed cereal, fruit berry berry cereal.
Speaker 3: I saw Han healthy original nice.
Speaker 1: Life, so healthy, good taste, good food.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm opening up the first one. See what this
Speaker 3: is is grapefruit? How come that one doesn't have the
Speaker 3: girl on the front with the three thumbs up.
Speaker 1: This is literally geos seed cereal fruit berry berry cereal.
Speaker 3: Wow, dude, smell it smells like frigging grapefruit. Oh it's nice.
Speaker 1: What the hell is in there?
Speaker 3: I don't know this. There's massive chunks of things. What
Speaker 3: the hell is it? Yeah, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe it's a grapefruit. Maybe it's the
Speaker 3: white part of the grapefruit.
Speaker 1: Are they trying to kill me with the strawberry? This
Speaker 1: is huge.
Speaker 3: It could be the white part of the grapefruit. I
Speaker 3: don't know. Oh, yeah, right, that you don't eat.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh, but that's good for your skin, I think, right, cuticles,
Speaker 3: your nails or something like.
Speaker 1: So, this one's strawberry berry berry cereal. This one's grape
Speaker 1: berry berry cereal. So that's fine.
Speaker 3: Well, whatever it is, I'm going back to the farm
Speaker 3: that Fresh Dairy's fridge and she's famous pulling out this
Speaker 3: container of two percent reduced fat milk and we're gonna
Speaker 3: put it onto the whatever this thing is called.
Speaker 1: I don't berry berry cereal.
Speaker 3: So when I when I put it on the website
Speaker 3: or when I send it to Newman, what do I
Speaker 3: call it.
Speaker 1: Just literally take a picture of this, copy and paste it.
Speaker 3: I'll need you to do that for me. Since I
Speaker 3: have so much to do, I'm very busy. This is
Speaker 3: gonna be.
Speaker 1: Grapefruit, berry berry cereal.
Speaker 3: Fruit one, grapefruit one. I don't know, Okay, every spoon
Speaker 3: I don't Okay, there's so much going on here. This
Speaker 3: is like there's berries and oats and this is just
Speaker 3: one spoonful.
Speaker 1: Can you even with all this because I don't know
Speaker 1: what anything is.
Speaker 3: I bet there's some leachi in here. Yeah, and I
Speaker 3: see some coconut one too.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm gonna pop root.
Speaker 3: It's weird essence of grapefruit. But you really can't put
Speaker 3: grapefruit in cereal because of it's you know, but just
Speaker 3: the makeup of grapefruit. You can't even put it in
Speaker 3: you know. It has those things, yeah things, no, the
Speaker 3: grep fruit segments, but each one of those little things
Speaker 3: that squish in your mouth.
Speaker 1: Oh, I hate that.
Speaker 3: Really, this is interesting. There's so much going on here.
Speaker 3: By the way, the three cereals we're doing here, you're
Speaker 3: never gonna freaking find them anywhere. We're just doing it
Speaker 3: for fun. I guess I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I had melon in it, just something. I
Speaker 1: just all, what are the red things, the purple things,
Speaker 1: rose petals. Look, that's a flavor explosion. Truly, I don't
Speaker 1: know that all these things actually work together. Is that
Speaker 1: all the stuff that's in here? Yes?
Speaker 3: Why did you read that off as.
Speaker 1: Okay, it has a great fruit yogurt block. That's the
Speaker 1: bad way that was. I just hasted yogurt. Yeah, freeze,
Speaker 1: dried strawberries, raisins, purple potato chips, North American cheese seeds,
Speaker 1: pumpkin seed kernels, Australian oats, black rice, rye, corn chips,
Speaker 1: coconut and wheat flour.
Speaker 3: There are no raisins in here.
Speaker 1: Huh Yeah, I I don't see any either. I honestly
Speaker 1: have to say. It's a lot happening at once. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it feels like a yogurt more than it does
Speaker 1: like a cereal. No, okay, that's your opinion.
Speaker 3: Would you have chunky, crunchy yogurt?
Speaker 1: Yeah, with granola in it? This tastes like something that
Speaker 1: you would have in like a granola or like a
Speaker 1: like a like a yoga dump this into yogurt. I
Speaker 1: think that it tastes like a yogurt more than it
Speaker 1: feels like a cereal.
Speaker 3: You make no sense. I'm giving it three balls.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it three balls as well. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: not terrible. Like I have to say, I give them
Speaker 1: props for doing a different kind of cereal. This would
Speaker 1: never ever ever be sold in the United.
Speaker 3: But this is not different for them, I know. But
Speaker 3: it also was sold in the United States. It was
Speaker 3: from Philly.
Speaker 1: Okay, keep it going. Next one. What I'm just correcting
Speaker 1: you as as you are wont to do.
Speaker 3: I don't know. It's the same same one. What is what?
Speaker 3: What is that? What is that letter?
Speaker 1: This said it was the number three? What. I don't
Speaker 1: know if this is true, but this says it's a
Speaker 1: giant number three.
Speaker 3: Well, she got three thumbs up there.
Speaker 1: Look how she does not have three thumbs up?
Speaker 3: She does on the clipboard she's holding. She's holding a
Speaker 3: clipboard and his thumbs up, three thumbs up like like
Speaker 3: like like that is not what?
Speaker 1: Okay, Wow, she is seed green, that's what this says.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, so this one, this one, this one has
Speaker 3: the strawberries on it. Let me pour it first. You
Speaker 3: go ahead and take your little picture there okay, Oh damn, no,
Speaker 3: hold on, please, Oh goodness, oh goodness, oh good this
Speaker 3: one is still This one smells like wood shavings. You
Speaker 3: are not letting me take the picture, like when you
Speaker 3: used to vomit an elementary school and they would put
Speaker 3: wood shavings on the visual.
Speaker 1: I have a fear already.
Speaker 3: Just let me dump it and then you can take
Speaker 3: your picture. Man. Here, okay, Farmland Fresh Air's two percent
Speaker 3: reduced fat milk. M Okay, there you go.
Speaker 1: This has frozen flat strawberry slices, cranberries, raisins, coconut slices,
Speaker 1: purple potato chips, chiass, pumpkin seed kernels. Travelers weep, what's
Speaker 1: with the purple potato ches? Is black rice? Black me?
Speaker 3: I don't know what that is?
Speaker 1: Cherry rice, corn chips, coconut and jaw ju lan.
Speaker 3: The strawberries are definitely the star of the show in
Speaker 3: this one. This one. Yeah, okay, that's pretty good because
Speaker 3: I like toy. It reminds me of a special k
Speaker 3: RedBerry I heard that the strawberries do. Anyway, Look again,
Speaker 3: there's a lot going on in here. And when I
Speaker 3: wrenched my mouth tonight before I go to bed, there's
Speaker 3: still going to be all these black things coming out
Speaker 3: getting jammed up in your mouth.
Speaker 1: So that's a chia seed. Yeah, cool from North America apparently. Really,
Speaker 1: I don't hate this either, Like it's just pretty fun.
Speaker 3: Just one better, three bowls in a spoon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the grapefruit, I don't know how well it works
Speaker 1: in cereal, And I don't like the yogurt clusters in it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this one, I give three bowls in a spoon. I
Speaker 1: like the sweetness to it. There's just pieces in there
Speaker 1: that literally are like corn kernels and it's really hard
Speaker 1: to chew and it hurts.
Speaker 3: Well. I prefer this one better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do as well.
Speaker 3: All right, Again, I don't even know why you're rating them,
Speaker 3: because it's not like you can get them unless you
Speaker 3: go to Philly to this market.
Speaker 1: Or probably any Chinese store that you see.
Speaker 3: I've never look. I've been. I've been to Asian markets
Speaker 3: and they very rarely ever have any cereal other than
Speaker 3: like honey nut cheerios. They don't have any native Asian cereals.
Speaker 1: They have, But it's more like what he was saying,
Speaker 1: where it's more oatmeal looking, because the concept of cereal
Speaker 1: is not necessarily is very American.
Speaker 3: Well, I think that's what we're going to get in
Speaker 3: the next one, and I'll show you that when we're
Speaker 3: back right after this.
Speaker 1: Play the music again. Okay, and we're bad.
Speaker 3: We're bad, very very special Chinese New Year episode. It's
Speaker 3: the Year of the Snake. Yeah, and our good friend
Speaker 3: Matt seffs a bunch of Chinese cereals from the Chinese
Speaker 3: market in Philadelphia.
Speaker 1: Did you know what your year is?
Speaker 3: My year we're born. I'm probably the rooster. I don't
Speaker 3: know when you were you born?
Speaker 1: What year?
Speaker 3: Nineteen eighty nine?
Speaker 1: Okay, come on, what let's let's be real. Seventy five okay,
Speaker 1: nineteen seventy five, Lunar New Year.
Speaker 3: Oh, this is like a pillow. This might be your
Speaker 3: I think this is fireworks.
Speaker 1: You're the Year of the Rabbit.
Speaker 3: Oh really, yeah, I think this is fireworks. Andrew, I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: If this is food all back up?
Speaker 3: Oh what the hell is going on here? Look at this?
Speaker 1: I'm the Year of the goat. Look.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, there's a whole lot of pouches. It's xylotol
Speaker 3: oatmeal cereal. Okay, what xylotol? That's some kind of isn't
Speaker 3: that gum? I don't know. Yes, that isn't gum, isn't it? Yeah? Isn't.
Speaker 1: I wonder if it's gonna be like very packed health
Speaker 1: of like corn cereal. Look health, this is just it's
Speaker 1: health wheat.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what's going on it. But I'm
Speaker 3: gonna what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna slice a
Speaker 3: packet out the back so we can have a picture
Speaker 3: from the front. You know what I mean. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: gotta make those picture pictures. It says oatmeal because they
Speaker 3: put me to take a picture. Yeah, they put the
Speaker 3: sticker on it here. Why don't you scan the.
Speaker 1: QR code because it's all gonna be in Chinese, but
Speaker 1: it won't go ahead, come on, go scan it. Let
Speaker 1: me humor you yeah, go go go. Yeah it's in Chinese.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Oh shocking.
Speaker 3: The name of the brand is happy everyone. I think.
Speaker 1: Oh the address doesn't work. It's a dead one.
Speaker 3: Well, now you have some kind of virus on your phone? Words?
Speaker 1: Can I unscan the front?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I yanked went out the back.
Speaker 1: This is xylotol oatmeal cereal. That's literally what it's called.
Speaker 1: And this says everyone is happy but are they all
Speaker 1: the same. Everyone is happy xylotol oatmeal cereal?
Speaker 3: The packaging is so interesting. Smell how plastic it smells?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 3: It sounds like a full tire. I don't know what.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, actually was that? Oh god, that.
Speaker 3: Would have been awesome. Yeah, you haven't thrown up since
Speaker 3: you were seven?
Speaker 1: No false, I could tell you when last year on
Speaker 1: January twenty eighth.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, because I remember every day January twenty eighth
Speaker 3: of last year. Were you drunk?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Incredibly.
Speaker 3: Oh this is not cereal. This is definitely oatmeal.
Speaker 1: So why are we eating it? Like it's not cereal?
Speaker 3: I have no choice now, or like it's cereal. These
Speaker 3: are like little I guess, like little Quaker oat oatmeal
Speaker 3: packets that you would put a hot waters.
Speaker 1: Like coffee, like ready make coffee.
Speaker 3: I don't smell that at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think this is bad. The bag was bad.
Speaker 1: I like that plastic ease smell was bad. I don't
Speaker 1: think I don't think this is cereal. But we're still
Speaker 1: gonna put some farmland fresh airy two percent milk in it.
Speaker 1: I better be much better if the milk was hosh.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna star as much as I can. It's gonna
Speaker 1: turn into a porridge, which is fine. Yeah, I'd rather
Speaker 1: a porridge.
Speaker 3: Pease porridge, hot piece porridge, cold piece pardge in the
Speaker 3: pot nine days old is a piece porridge? Is that
Speaker 3: what it's called?
Speaker 1: I don't know why you're asking me.
Speaker 3: It's a song. It's a nursery rhyme. Okay, I don't
Speaker 3: know what's happening.
Speaker 1: Oh God, I got milk on my pants. Okay, this
Speaker 1: is gonna be a problem.
Speaker 3: Oh okay. You know what dastes like? It tastes like
Speaker 3: vanilla way for cookie crushed up in milk. Absolutely does
Speaker 3: the long one. I don't know vanilla wafers, but that
Speaker 3: long absolutely vanilla way for cookie with the cream inside
Speaker 3: of it. It's just like that crushed out, like really
Speaker 3: finally crushed up in milk. I can't right now, guys.
Speaker 1: I am shockingly okay with this. I know people are
Speaker 1: probably watching this right now, like stupid idiot Americans eating
Speaker 1: oatmeal without hot water.
Speaker 3: But there's no instructions.
Speaker 1: I actually don't hate this.
Speaker 3: Hmm. I'll tell you what. I don't hate it either,
Speaker 3: but I don't like it because it makes me think
Speaker 3: I'm doing something wrong, like I'm eating this incorrectly and
Speaker 3: it's slightly making me nauseous even though the taste is okay. Yeah,
Speaker 3: does that make sense?
Speaker 1: No, No, I got it. It's like I'm doing something
Speaker 1: wrong right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because that's not the way this is supposed to
Speaker 3: be eaten. But the flavors, Okay, I bet it would
Speaker 3: be really nice hot to be quite honest with you,
Speaker 3: for that reason. Two bowls and a spoon.
Speaker 1: Oh see, that's a little harsh.
Speaker 3: Two balls in a spoon.
Speaker 1: Almost said nine bowls. I'm gonna give it three balls
Speaker 1: in a spoon because I do like the vanilla waffer taste,
Speaker 1: but I do get that hint of weird. Let's see
Speaker 1: what year before we go. I think it would be
Speaker 1: fun if we see what our year predicts based off
Speaker 1: of what year you were born. All right, so you
Speaker 1: were the year of the rabbit. I was the year
Speaker 1: of the goat. Okay, so goat prediction and powder in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3: I don't believe any of that stuff.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's cool. According to Chinese Horoscope, twenty twenty five
Speaker 1: is expected to be a year of success, growth, and
Speaker 1: introspection for people born in the year of the Goat.
Speaker 1: They're known for being creative, compassionate, and nurturing. They're predicted
Speaker 1: to experience a balance of external networking and internal reflection.
Speaker 3: Sorry, what did I say you were reflection?
Speaker 1: No, what was yours?
Speaker 3: Rabbit?
Speaker 1: Okay, let's see rabbit prediction in twenty twenty five. Oooh,
Speaker 1: I love this for you.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: According to the Chinese zodiac, twenty twenty five is expected
Speaker 1: to be a year of success, a year of success, stability,
Speaker 1: and growth for rabbits. Rabbits are said to be perceptive, diplomatic,
Speaker 1: and empathetic, and are predicted to use these traits to their.
Speaker 3: Advantage with the tiny little poops.
Speaker 1: I don't know, all right, thanks so much for joining.
Speaker 1: That's on a great episode of serial Killers.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much, Matt for all the wonderful yes China,
Speaker 3: so much fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a fully curated episode from Matt.
Speaker 3: And did you see the box he sent? He had
Speaker 3: the cute little green serial killer stickers he made custom
Speaker 3: It's in there. I threw it in the come out
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Speaker 1: Celebrate Chinese New Year. Hope you were having happy.
Speaker 3: Happy snake, Happy snake.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh times when you were a kid, did you have
Speaker 3: those they called them snakes? You would, so it was
Speaker 3: a little black pellet and you would put it on
Speaker 3: the curve or the sidewalk or something, and you would
Speaker 3: light it and run away and it would go. It
Speaker 3: would just turn it to be a big, big line
Speaker 3: of ash.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was fun, fun, good time before cell phones,
Speaker 3: you know. Yeah, yeah, that's what we did.
Speaker 1: There's no fireworks anymore. Cell phones a ruined that, you me. Now,
Speaker 1: it's even worse because everyone takes video of the fireworks.
Speaker 3: Man, we just went outside and lift things on fire.
Speaker 3: That was our good times.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure kids still do that also.
Speaker 3: So sorry with the wild fires and everything, I don't
Speaker 3: mean that.
Speaker 1: Let's just end this before this gets worse. We love
Speaker 1: you guys, Thank you so much for listening. Happy Chinese
Speaker 1: Lunar New Year Snakes. Yes, you're of the snake. This
Speaker 1: is going to be great for all of us. Prosper
Speaker 1: prosperous years ahead.
Speaker 3: For you all. Right, Yeah, have a great day. I
Speaker 3: love you and we'll talk to you soon. Say crunch
Speaker 3: runch bye.