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Speaker 1: He's another on the twenties. Hello, Hi, Michelle, how are you.

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Speaker 1: My name Scott brand Um. One of your friends gave

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Speaker 1: me your number and suggested I call you. I'm one

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Speaker 1: of your new neighbors. Oh hi, spot, nice to meet you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm just calling everybody to kind of say hi, introduce myself.

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Speaker 1: And I also wanted to invite you because I'm throwing

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Speaker 1: a little shin dig at my place Friday night. If

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Speaker 1: you and your family you wanted to come over for

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Speaker 1: for a little while, and yeah, I mean I have

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Speaker 1: to check with my fiance. Um, but you know, it's

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Speaker 1: like a housewarming on what Yeah, kind of you know,

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Speaker 1: just kind of welcome to the neighborhood type thing or

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Speaker 1: you know, mixer sort of sort of event. We'll do

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Speaker 1: that and then we'll do the ceremony shortly after. So, um,

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Speaker 1: what kind of ceremony are you are you talking about? Oh? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm a head warlock of the Chapter of Scientology. Are

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Speaker 1: you serious? Yeah? Yeah, it's really a great thing, and

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Speaker 1: I'm excited to have you come over for your induction ceremony.

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Speaker 1: From my induction ceremony, I thought you were just having

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Speaker 1: like a house forming. I don't I don't understand. Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, I figure that you just come and you

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Speaker 1: hang out, well some appetizers, you just drink from the

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Speaker 1: intergalactic cup of life, and we welcome you aboard our

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Speaker 1: little ship. Yeah. I'm not interested in joining the Church

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Speaker 1: of Scientology. I'm not sure. But you don't know anything

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Speaker 1: about scientology. That's true. But I also don't know anything

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Speaker 1: about being a astronaut, and I'm not interested in that either.

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Speaker 1: I mean, okay, here's the thing, Michelle. The Church of

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Speaker 1: Scientology is very powerful. Are you sure you want to

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Speaker 1: make this decision? Are you threatening me? No, I'm not

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Speaker 1: threatening you, but I will. I will tell you a

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Speaker 1: little story. It's about the last person who decided not

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Speaker 1: to come to one of our parties. It's weird. They

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Speaker 1: just kind of mysteriously vanished, just didn't show up for

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Speaker 1: work the next day, just poof gone. Nobody heard from strange.

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Speaker 1: You know, I think instead of going to the party,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to call the police because I believe

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Speaker 1: you just threatened me with kidnapping. Aam not at all.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand where you got kidnapping from. You said

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Speaker 1: the last person who didn't intend the party mysteriously vanished.

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Speaker 1: So unless that person just happened to move away coincidentally,

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Speaker 1: who knows? If I don't know? Like a threat? Do

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Speaker 1: you know how much money we have? I don't care

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Speaker 1: how much money you have. The girl that voices Lisa

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Speaker 1: Simpson gave us ten million dollars last year. Why does

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Speaker 1: it have anything to do with me. I'm not joining

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Speaker 1: your crazy cults. Okay, that's funny that you say that,

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Speaker 1: because your fiance Will has already joined us. But no,

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Speaker 1: he hasn't. I don't even know because he asked me

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Speaker 1: to call you. This is actually Jewel from Brooking Jewil

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Speaker 1: in the morning, I'm moving ninety two point five doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Are you kidding me? I

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Speaker 1: was like, your fiance will set you up? I feel

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Speaker 1: like the dumbass. Oh my god, you can come drink

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Speaker 1: from the Intergalactic cup of Life still if you'd like.

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Speaker 1: I think I might need a drink from the intergalactic

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Speaker 1: couple of nights after this, Oh my god, the week

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Speaker 1: up every morning with jupil funk tabs weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties five. Now, want may not be the worst

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Speaker 1: of the this, but you've got to retract,