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Speaker 2: Here's just a lesson to never give up. Woman passes

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Speaker 1: right here, right now. Strange news storytelling. That's bananas.

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Speaker 2: Would you do? Bananas? Guys, gals, non binary pals. Welcome

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Speaker 2: to Bananas. Hi, Scottie Landis.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Kurtie B. Welcome to the last little podcast ever was.

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Speaker 1: We're dedicating this one to the good and decent people

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Speaker 1: of Fordwitch, Ontario, population seven hundred, including a bananimal named Candace.

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Speaker 2: Whoa we've got We've actually have a bananimal in the

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Speaker 1: Fordwich or Forditch, Ontario. It's it's not even a town,

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Speaker 1: So you say, seven hundred.

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Speaker 2: Seven hundred wow, wow, wow wow. And where what part

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Speaker 2: of Canada is it in?

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Speaker 1: Well it's in Ontario. So your guest is as good

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Speaker 2: I'm looking it up right now.

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Speaker 2: D I t h Canada. Sure Ford, Oh it's Ford,

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Speaker 2: And you know what, not that far from Toronto, in

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm filled with natural beauty. It is

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Speaker 2: Yesterday I did have a egg cheese and pistrami sandwich.

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Speaker 1: Now, Well, tomorrow's another day, exactly.

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Speaker 2: I can get it back. I can get it back tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: January twenty third. That if you're listening to this on

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Speaker 2: see us in Austin at Cap City. I'll be there

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Speaker 1: Baby Valentine's Bring your loved ones, hold each other tight,

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Speaker 1: I'd love to hear about this great woman driver.

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Speaker 2: Woman passes driver's test on nine hundred and fiftieth try.

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Speaker 2: This was sent in by Samantha Snyder. Thank you, Samantha.

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Speaker 1: Just that easy.

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Speaker 2: It's just that easy, NBC News. This was written by

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Speaker 2: A woman in South Korea who tried to pass the

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Speaker 2: And this one the title, this one has took me

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Speaker 2: It's very very weird. Third time's not always the charm.

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Speaker 2: In Chas saw Soon's case, it took nine hundred and

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Speaker 2: If I read the same book ten times.

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Speaker 2: And we thought that was a big deal back then.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude likes to be alone. This guy loves solitude,

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Speaker 1: not punching the guy in face in front of his

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Speaker 1: kids in a grocery store parking lot and going it's fine.

439
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:04,120
Speaker 1: Like nine months later, I did a similar mistake, and

440
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 1: it's been two months. My car's already in the shop.

441
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna do it out of pocket, no insurance involved.

442
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,560
Speaker 1: But it was like a nice I was dreading coming

443
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,240
Speaker 1: back the whole time and getting something in the mail,

444
00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:20,239
Speaker 1: being like, she says she has whiplash and she's suing you,

445
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:23,440
Speaker 1: and I'm like instead, So thumbs up to that woman

446
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,919
Speaker 1: who remains anonymous. I hope the symphony was the greatest

447
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,040
Speaker 1: spectacular of your life.

448
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:33,119
Speaker 2: She's just too busy going to symphonies, dude. She doesn't

449
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:35,880
Speaker 2: have time to file a lawsuit. She's got to hear

450
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:39,680
Speaker 2: damn tubas, and she's not hearing tubas. She doesn't give

451
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,760
Speaker 2: a shit about what's happening? Man, She's out there. She's like,

452
00:23:42,800 --> 00:23:45,639
Speaker 2: give me some piccolo and give me some cello. And

453
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:48,560
Speaker 2: if it ain't got that, I'm not interested in it.

454
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 2: She doesn't have time to do any of this shit.

455
00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 1: You know. I was thinking about you and giving you

456
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Speaker 1: a premise for a joke, and you kind of just

457
00:23:55,520 --> 00:24:01,640
Speaker 1: did it. Whereas like, all horned instruments are insane. Who

458
00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 1: were the original designers? How did they figure out reeds?

459
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 1: Or what trumpet mouthpieces are? Everyone is a different shape,

460
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 1: everyone has a different number of buttons. But like the

461
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:16,439
Speaker 1: idea of somebody looking at brass and being like watch

462
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Speaker 1: this and building a French horn or an English horn,

463
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Speaker 1: or a saxophone or an obo. What what?

464
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Speaker 2: There's so many things with horns are insane, but.

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Speaker 1: They are Like I my good friend Gia was playing

466
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Speaker 1: is learning how to play saxophone, and just thinking about

467
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,400
Speaker 1: the shape of a saxophone. I was like, wait a second,

468
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Speaker 1: how did we get here? It's so funny, And now

469
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Speaker 1: fourth graders just get this weird shaped thing, slide trombone.

470
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Speaker 1: Go f yourself, what are you talking about? A slide trombone?

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Speaker 1: That's somebody? They were felt, They felt He's like, I

472
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Speaker 1: don't want any buttons at all.

473
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Speaker 2: I just wanted to slide a big seatick.

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Speaker 1: In the front, and then some kids left out. He's like,

475
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Speaker 1: I want a giant horny stand inside of and they're like, great, touba,

476
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Speaker 1: you're a.

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Speaker 2: It's think about that. Think about that. There was a

478
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Speaker 2: time previous before now where people were just making musical instruments,

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00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 2: you know, I mean they were like, how am I

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00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 2: gonna make music?

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Speaker 3: Like what hasn't been done yet? And somebody was like,

482
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Speaker 3: all of them have buttons and things you press.

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Speaker 2: What if it's just you're feeling it out. Yeah, they're

484
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 2: thinking about They're thinking about air and how air travels

485
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:35,320
Speaker 2: and how sounds travel through the world exactly eighteen fifty

486
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Speaker 2: or something that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: And then they were like, what about this one. They're like,

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Speaker 1: it needs a mouthpiece that looks like a duck's beak

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Speaker 1: that you stick a little thin piece of wood in

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Speaker 1: that vibrates if you blow exactly the right way, but

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Speaker 1: you put a little wax around it before you stick

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Speaker 1: it in the horn to see it. You're like, the

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Speaker 1: steps that it took to create the instruments in an

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Speaker 1: orchestra is the act of sheer lunacy.

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Speaker 2: It really really is. And then and then they're like, well,

496
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Speaker 2: but who is gonna make sure we do it all properly?

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00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 2: And it's like this little guy with a stick, and

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Speaker 2: it's gonna be a short little stick, it's gonna kind

499
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Speaker 2: of look like one piece of spaghetti, and he's gonna

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Speaker 2: sit out there and he's just gonna kinda kind of

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00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:22,200
Speaker 2: dance with his hands just back and forth. Oh that,

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00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 2: and people will think that he's a fucking genius. People

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Speaker 2: Are people really treat maestros like they are sums? And

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Speaker 2: it is. I'm sure it's true. I'm I'm just too

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Speaker 2: dumb to ever understand how the little man with a

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Speaker 2: stick is some outside of the box genius for swinging

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Speaker 2: his hands at the beat. It's literally we could all

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Speaker 2: swing our hands.

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Speaker 1: At the beat, definitely, and we can raise our hands

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Speaker 1: and we can. And also all of the players are

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Speaker 1: usually looking at the sheet and music, so they know

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Speaker 1: what's coming.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, he's not telling them what to play. They're turning

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Speaker 2: the badus can be like you do this now.

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00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:10,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, maybe I'm gonna become a micetro and use

516
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 1: a little piece of spaghetti. I'll just be the spaghetti guy.

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Speaker 1: I'll be Enzo, the spaghetti Maestro. And uh yeah. Anyways,

518
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:22,120
Speaker 1: so I think there's something too every one because and

519
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: maybe it's not your kids are you know, maybe Ollive

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00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:27,199
Speaker 1: will start playing a horn a clarinet and you just

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Speaker 1: look at it and you go.

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Speaker 2: She's already, Hey, Bud, she was already playing. She's already

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Speaker 2: playing the recorder.

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Speaker 1: There you go. That's the that's the gateway. That's the gateway,

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Speaker 1: the gateway.

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Speaker 2: That is the gateway.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, Edmund Hawkins, our good buddy, one of our best friends,

528
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Speaker 1: sent this in thank you, Ed. British and endurance swimmer

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00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 1: becomes first to swim all the way around Iceland. Imagine

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Speaker 1: swimming around Iceland. This guy is so massive and shreddered

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Speaker 1: by the way, Like when I think of endurance athletes,

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00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: I usually think of the skinny ultra marathoners that are

533
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 1: real sinewy power muscle men and women who are just tough.

534
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 1: And this guy is built like Superman. He looks like

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Speaker 1: he could punch somebody into orbit. This was in BBC

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Speaker 1: News That's real, written by If you're talking in Durance

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Speaker 1: and Brits, you're talking Tabby Wilson.

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00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I follow Tabby's endurance coverage on all

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Speaker 2: the endurance days.

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Speaker 1: British endurance swimmer Ross Edgeley great name for oh Man,

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Speaker 1: has become the first person to swim around Iceland. After

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Speaker 1: spending nearly four months circumnavigating one thousand miles of coastline,

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Speaker 1: the thirty nine year old from Cheshire crossed the finish

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Speaker 1: line in Raykovic on Monday afternoon, where he was greeted

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Speaker 1: with a Viking horn. That must have. That's cool, yeah,

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Speaker 1: getting greeted after.

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Speaker 2: How many days it take him?

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Speaker 1: They're quite yet. He was greeted by a Viking horn

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00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 1: and sprayed with mister Edgley has previously joked that the

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Speaker 1: challenge would be the closest thing yet to swimming around

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Speaker 1: Asgard Okay, mythical home of the Norse god Thor. He

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00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:25,959
Speaker 1: said the idea for the swim came from actor Chris Hemsworth,

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Speaker 1: so he's just really he's just really letting us know

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Speaker 1: he's buddies with Chris Hemsworth, who famously played Thor in

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Speaker 1: the MC blah blah blah. The athlete began the swim

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Speaker 1: on May seventeenth, expecting to face choppy waters, killer whales,

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Speaker 1: and temperatures as low as three degrees celsius. He completed

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Speaker 1: the challenge by swimming for six hours and then resting

559
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Speaker 1: for six hours on a dedicad's support yacht. So that

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Speaker 1: also seems like maybe that doesn't count anyways. Mister Edgeley,

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Speaker 1: originally from Lincolnshire, documented the challenge extensively on social media.

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Speaker 1: Of course, he did, sharing videos of himself swimming to

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Speaker 1: the extreme conditions and the recovery routines he undertook. During

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Speaker 1: his rest, he says he suffered extreme wetsuit chafing. You

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00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:11,960
Speaker 1: know something about that.

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00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.

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00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 1: And here's why I did this story. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: restart this sentence. He said he suffered extreme wetsuit chafing

569
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Speaker 1: and parts of his tongue fell off due to saltwater exposure.

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00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: Oh what lost his tongues to the sea.

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Speaker 3: The tongue.

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Speaker 2: The tongue doesn't have parts, pal, it's just your.

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Speaker 1: Tongue fell Just a tongue, just a tongue. But it's

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Speaker 1: just a short one thing. It's just a muscle thing.

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Speaker 1: A part of my penis fell off the middle weirdly,

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Speaker 1: just the middle part. He Prior to embarking on the challenge,

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Speaker 1: he said he had to consume over ten thousand calories

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Speaker 1: a day to create as much insulation fat as possible

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Speaker 1: in order to combat potential hypothermia. Edguy wrote on social

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Speaker 1: media after completing the swim that it wasn't just a swim,

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Speaker 1: but also a scientific expedition for ocean conservation.

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00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 2: Sure of course it was. Yeah, of course the swimmer

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00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 2: collecture you learn so much. Oh yeah, you learn how

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00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 2: long you could have.

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Speaker 1: Your the swimmer collected daily e DNA samples. Don't know

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Speaker 1: what that is? Not going to look it up from

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00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:29,040
Speaker 1: the water surrounding Iceland's coastline, with the aim of building

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00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 1: up picture of a building, a picture of biodiversity and

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00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 1: microplastics in the region. The research was done in collaboration

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Speaker 1: with a number of scientific organizacions, including University of Iceland

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00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:45,720
Speaker 1: heard of it. Edgy has completed a number of others

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Speaker 1: swimming endurance challenges, including a oney seven and ninety one

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Speaker 1: mile swim around the coast of Great Britain that took

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Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty seven days to swim.

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Speaker 2: I mean, how long did it take tim to go

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Speaker 2: to around?

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Speaker 1: Well, you would think it was in this So let

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Speaker 1: me see swimming around because.

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Speaker 2: Look, if it's a thousand miles, I could see myself

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Speaker 2: doing it. If I took one thousand days four months.

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Speaker 1: It took almost four months.

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00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's a lot. That's that's short. That's short.

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00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,240
Speaker 2: Six hours on, six hours off.

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Speaker 1: Four months circumnavigating one thousand miles.

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Speaker 2: Was he in a wetsuit?

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Speaker 1: He was? Okay, he is so shredded. Uh, you know,

607
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 1: I don't know if what's steroids. I'm not saying steroids.

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00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 1: We're not going to even mention it. But yeah, he

609
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 1: is a powerful man who's great at swimming. I think

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00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 1: I think swimming around Iceland sounds funny. I think taking

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00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 1: six hours of swimming and six hours of resting and

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00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 1: it still takes four months is very bananas. I think

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00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 1: that's a crazy thing to go after.

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Speaker 2: How I mean, like, so people who do the the

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00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 2: English English Channel, they do it straight and I think

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00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 2: it takes them like three days or something. Yeah, that

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00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 2: stuff is like blows my mind where it's like, no,

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Speaker 2: I'm just swimming for seventy two hours without a break.

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Speaker 1: Is that bad? As crazy?

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00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:16,800
Speaker 2: Possible? Is that possible? Do people swim yeah, I think

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00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 2: they do. They do swim, but do they do it NonStop?

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00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:23,200
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think some people do. Weirdly, the comic Eddie Izzard,

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00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 1: what long, long long distance swimmer goes free ocean swimming

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00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 1: and just swims for hours and hours and hours. It

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00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,720
Speaker 1: is so scary to me that people do that. And

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00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 1: there was a couple of shark attacks up near Carmel

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00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 1: and they're called the kelp crawlers, and two of the

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00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,959
Speaker 1: kelp crawlers have been killed by Great whites recently, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, guys, that is where the sharks live.

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Speaker 2: The kelp crawlers in California, and they swim their free swimmers.

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Speaker 1: That they swim in a group out in the ocean.

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00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 1: And about a month ago, a poor woman who I'm

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Speaker 1: sure loved the ocean, love swimming, was killed by a shark.

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00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 2: And whoa.

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00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 1: The news story was woman scene in shark's mouth and

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00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 1: you go, well, yeah, I mean it would be stranger

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00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,359
Speaker 1: if a lion had gotten her out there. We would

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00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 1: do that story if it was a lion deep in

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00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 1: the celt beds came up and got her.

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00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 2: But it is interesting. There's a there's a guy on

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00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 2: Instagram called weirdly. I think he's called the Malibu Artist,

642
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 2: but he just flies a drone. He just flies a

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00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,279
Speaker 2: drone over the ocean like every day.

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00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, And it's just.

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00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:36,839
Speaker 2: Like I'm talking any any beach in Malibu, twenty five

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00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 2: feet off the like huns one hundred yards. Just great whites,

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00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 2: great whites, great whites. Every It's crazy.

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00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 1: You don't swim out there, you don't go out that far.

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00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 1: That's not for us.

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Speaker 2: There is a there's a very good surf break called

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Speaker 2: Sunset and Sunset Point, and that is a great white nursery.

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00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 2: So it's baby great whites that are always there. And

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Speaker 2: the fact that nobody gets attacked ever at Sunset is

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Speaker 2: should be reassuring to people.

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Speaker 1: I agreed, if you were interested in this guy, Ross Edgeley,

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Speaker 1: which who knows, I mean, if you just want to

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Speaker 1: see a Studley dude swimming. He's featured in several episodes

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Speaker 1: of Chris Hemsworth documentary series Limitless. Look, so go check

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Speaker 1: out Winter. We're only halfway done. Winter. Do you find

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Speaker 1: yourself drinking more Kurt because it's cold and you have

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Speaker 1: to be inside all the time.

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Speaker 2: Definitely in December I did. But now you know, I

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Speaker 2: have dry sixty nine has been I've broken it once.

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Speaker 2: I had a drink on last Saturday, so I made

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Speaker 2: four days there.

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Speaker 1: It's not easy.

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Speaker 2: It's not easy, but that was it was a delightful

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Speaker 2: night of drinking and then back on it, back on it.

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Speaker 2: And so that's what I feel like, that's the way

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Speaker 2: I'm going to do it, which is, you know, every

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Speaker 2: once in a while, I'll have a drink, but it's

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Speaker 2: not going to be all the time. Whereas in December

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Speaker 2: it was just like just so many Christmas parties and

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Speaker 2: stuff like that. It's just like drink and drink and

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Speaker 2: drink and drink and drinking. And I was like, I

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Speaker 2: need a break. I need a break.

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Speaker 1: It's tough. I want to tease us into some thumbs ups.

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Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: I would love it if you did.

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Speaker 2: Seattle health officials are advising residents to flush rats back

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Speaker 2: down if one appears in their toilet.

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Speaker 1: All right, well, poop thumbs ups. Meil Ostrowski wants to

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Speaker 1: thumbs up her new co teacher, Sarah. They share a

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Speaker 1: fourth grade E LA classroom and E s L cluster

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Speaker 1: and also traditional English speakers. They're having a blast building

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Speaker 1: a community with these funny and smart children. Sarah, you

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Speaker 1: are a human Thumbs up. Thumbs up to both Mail

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Speaker 1: and Sarah for teaching English to all these wonderful kids

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Speaker 1: speak other languages.

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Speaker 2: Nice work you did it.

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Speaker 1: Ray once the thumbs up. Davida Dvida is a newer

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Speaker 1: resident of Fort Collins, Colorado who is a bad bitch

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Speaker 1: studying meat shit under Temple Grandon, which with further questioning,

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Speaker 1: she's studying animal sciences in Fort Collins under.

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Speaker 2: Well Grandon is still alive.

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Speaker 1: I think Temple Grandon is still out there just in

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Speaker 1: the mosh pit, just pushing people around. That's Grandon still alive.

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Speaker 1: That's a awesome. That's a fun Google for anybody's still alive.

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Speaker 1: Born nineteen forty seven. Big Temp's still out there doing

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Speaker 1: what she does best. Awesome hugging cows. Thumbs up for

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Speaker 1: to Divida for studying animal science. And I believe Ray

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Speaker 1: and Davida came to Banana's Fest two, so that's awesome.

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Speaker 1: As new Belgian net breweries and Fort Collins, I think

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Speaker 1: that's a fun brewery. Oh yeah, if you know, so

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Speaker 1: many breweries closing somehow. The Bananas Instagram, the Aga Rhythm

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Speaker 1: got into breweries. I'm sure it was something I looked at.

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Speaker 1: And there's this guy that just lists breweries closing and

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Speaker 1: he blames everybody only making hazy IPAs. Oh yeah, I agree,

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Speaker 1: there's too many.

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Speaker 2: There's too many hazy IPAs. And I've never liked an ipa.

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Speaker 1: I know, just drink alcohol if you're gonna drink an ipa.

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Speaker 2: Yeah 'or just go like, suck on some dirt it,

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Speaker 2: Go get some dirt, horrible, suck on some marijuana and

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Speaker 2: drink grain alcohol and you're halfway to a good hazy ipa.

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Speaker 1: Gabe is thumbing themself up. At age thirty, Gabe is

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Speaker 1: growing to graduate from grad school. The last five years

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Speaker 1: were not easy for a buddy Gabe. They lost both parents,

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Speaker 1: a favorite and broke off a common law marriage, and

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Speaker 1: then had to hustle to get a scholarship for the

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Speaker 1: program that Gabe is currently graduating. Gabe survived at all

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Speaker 1: and is so proud of themselves for doing the damn thing,

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Speaker 1: and so are you, Gabe.

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Speaker 2: Thumbs up. Man.

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Speaker 1: Life comes at you fast, and it all when it rains,

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Speaker 1: it pours those old idioms. Man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just Ferris Bueller and the Little Girl from the Mortons.

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Speaker 1: That's all you want, and last, but not least, this one. Wow.

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Speaker 1: Emily wants to thumb herself and her husband up for

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Speaker 1: surviving a whole year as first time parents with twins.

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Speaker 1: Her her husband's parents are no longer with us, and

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Speaker 1: her mother was out of the country after a one

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Speaker 1: hundred and two year old grandmother had passed away, so

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Speaker 1: they had zero help for the first month with their

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Speaker 1: first kids. Who am the twins?

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Speaker 2: That's insane.

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Speaker 1: During emily c section, her nameless but wonderful husband. Didn't

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Speaker 1: mention the husband's name, but he seems like a great guy.

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Speaker 2: Sly his name Fly Sly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Emily Sly played wonderful, calming classical music during the

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Speaker 1: sea section. But Emily also had secretly saved a couple

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Speaker 1: of my favorite Murder episodes and listened to Karen and

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Speaker 1: George's wonderful voices during part of her sec So I

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Speaker 1: say thumbs up to Emily and Sly and their healthy

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Speaker 1: twin babies, and thumbs up to the parents of all twins, triplets, quadruplets, tuplets, quintuplets.

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Speaker 1: Anything more than one at the same time seems very hard.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but then you're done. You don't have to do

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Speaker 2: it again.

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Speaker 1: That's so real.

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Speaker 2: Nice work, good job.

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Speaker 1: What have we got here?

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Speaker 2: It is but this was sent in by Jessica Bolin.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Jessic Hell.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Thanks.

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Speaker 2: This was actually in the New York Post.

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Speaker 1: I've heard of it.

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Speaker 2: And it was written by David Deterrists. Don't do deterred.

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Speaker 2: Don't be deterred from reading David Detris because he's the

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Speaker 2: best in the viz.

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Speaker 1: Best in the business.

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Speaker 2: This psa had social media cloud with one liners. A

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Speaker 2: wacky government cardun warned Seattle residents how to deal with

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Speaker 2: rats that might climb up from flooded sewers into toilets,

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Speaker 2: but social media couldn't take it seriously. The Public Health

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Speaker 2: Seattle and King County facebook page posted a series of

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Speaker 2: cartoons that gave residents a step by step on flushing

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Speaker 2: the rodents back down the drain if they creep up

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Speaker 2: into homes during heavy rain or flooding. And it is

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Speaker 2: like a very goofy like cartoon for what.

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Speaker 1: Is horrifyinglies the whole movie goolies exactlylies.

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Speaker 2: Try to stay calm, the Deadpan Post says, with a

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Speaker 2: cartoon of one of the critter's peaking out of a

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Speaker 2: toilet bowl. It is a surprised women.

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Speaker 1: Woman.

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Speaker 2: This might not be easy under the circumstances. Close the

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Speaker 2: lid and flush, it says, and shows the wincing woman

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Speaker 2: trapping the rat under the lid. The ad tells residents.

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Speaker 2: If that doesn't work, this is great. Run to the

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Speaker 2: kitchen to get some dish soap your new best friend,

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Speaker 2: it's from the ad, which will make the animal slide

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Speaker 2: down the drain easier. I mean, this is so crazy.

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Speaker 2: And what I don't understand is then the cartoon goes on.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if this is explained later in the article,

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Speaker 2: but it says why rats come up your toilet? And

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Speaker 2: then it shows a rat I guess in the sewer

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Speaker 2: pipe food. I don't understand how they smell it underwater

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Speaker 2: and why they're swimming through the tubes under your toilet.

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Speaker 2: UH old so make it easier for them to get

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Speaker 2: in flooding or high water in the sewer systems after

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Speaker 2: heavy rain. UH it may take many flushes, the PSA states,

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Speaker 2: Back to the sewer rat can.

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Speaker 1: I don't know?

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Speaker 2: The ad concludes by saying if a rat won't go down,

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Speaker 2: residents may have to call an extermity or set a trap.

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Speaker 2: It quickly went viral for seeming to acknowledge the nightmare

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Speaker 2: scenario is actually possible for being great fout of for

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Speaker 2: Internet comedians never been happier to be septic. One comment

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Speaker 2: or said, it's a really crazy I think.

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Speaker 1: It is crazy because my natural instinct would be to

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Speaker 1: put something in my toilet, like a towel which will

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Speaker 1: probably be there, and let the rat come out of

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Speaker 1: the toilet, because I would feel like if I flushed

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Speaker 1: it, it would just probably go about eight feet down the

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Speaker 1: pipe and then come right back up through my toilet.

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Speaker 1: I'd rather get that thing fully out of my toilet.

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Speaker 1: I'd rather have it in my house than in my toilet,

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Speaker 1: is what I'm saying. Because I can open the doors,

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Speaker 1: I can put traps out, I can I can hire

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Speaker 1: a falconer and come into my house and let the

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Speaker 1: falcon figure.

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Speaker 2: It outing it your entire house.

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Speaker 1: But I think I think flushing would be I would

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Speaker 1: not feel less comfortable get it out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I would. I would like close the door to

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Speaker 2: the bathroom, yes, and then call someone to get the rat.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm not plushing that thing six times. You know,

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Speaker 1: when I was doing Bad Ideas. The TV show Bad

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Speaker 1: Ideas without them Divine. It's on Roku. You can still

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Speaker 1: watch it. For season two, we were we were going

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Speaker 1: to do season two and the concept of the show

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Speaker 1: is a travel show where Adam would go to a

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Speaker 1: different country or state and do the inherent worst idea

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Speaker 1: we could think of. And one of the funny things

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Speaker 1: we were going to do in season with guest stars,

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Speaker 1: we would have famous people with them, and we were

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Speaker 1: going to put he and Liam's Amsworth weirdly because they

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Speaker 1: were in Isn't It Romantic Together, we were going to

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Speaker 1: put them in a whitewater raft with no paddles and

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Speaker 1: then send them down like whatever category four or five rappids. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so that kind of bad ideas, but Roku was original Quibi.

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Speaker 1: Then I went to Roku. Roku was so happy. They

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Speaker 1: were like, well, go as international as you guys want.

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Speaker 1: And so one of the things we are going to

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Speaker 1: do is in Thailand they have a like a separate

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Speaker 1: for snakes coming up your toilet. So we were gonna

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Speaker 1: do twenty four hours of Adam and some whatever celebrity

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Speaker 1: was shooting in an agent at the time that we

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Speaker 1: could get. We're going to go to Thailand and for

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Speaker 1: twenty four hours just do house calls getting snakes out

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Speaker 1: of toilets. Oh no, it would have been fantastic television.

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Speaker 1: Adam's biggest fear in life is snakes, So that's crazy.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, they have like a they have like a

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Speaker 1: four to one one or a three to one one

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Speaker 1: for toilet snakes. Wow, so it's happening over there.

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Speaker 2: I'm so happy that that doesn't happen here.

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Speaker 1: I'm so happy I poops standing up. If I got

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Speaker 1: to move to Thailand, I'll fit right in. No worries

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Speaker 1: at all. None.

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Speaker 2: Give me, Give me one last time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's send us some This is Oh, that's another

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Speaker 1: parent one. Let's do one. Let's see if I can

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Speaker 1: get a little off. I have another swimming one. Hilariously. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I think I'll do this top one here. David Gibbs

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Speaker 1: sent this in. Thank you, David Gibbs. You're you're the best.

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Speaker 1: You're the best of us, and you're the best in

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Speaker 1: the biz. Grandfather accidentally takes home wrong child from Sydney daycare.

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Speaker 2: Grandfather takes home wrong child.

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Speaker 1: From a Sydney daycare BBC dot Com written by George

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Speaker 1: in the wrong child. Right, He's the best in the biz,

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Speaker 1: George Wright. An investigation has been launched after grandfather mistakenly

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Speaker 1: took home the wrong child from a daycare center in Sydney, Australia.

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Speaker 1: The man arrived to collect his grandchild from First Steps

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Speaker 1: Learning Academy in southern Bangor on Monday afternoon, but accidentally

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Speaker 1: took home a different child who is asleep in a

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Speaker 1: dark room.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: The mistake only became clear when the mother of her

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Speaker 1: child arrived at the center to find that her one

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Speaker 1: year old child was not there.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: That's the scare. That's the one where you go, where

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Speaker 1: is my child? I can't explain the feeling, told the newspaper.

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Speaker 1: They couldn't tell me the man's name. They couldn't tell

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Speaker 1: me who he was. They couldn't tell me who was

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Speaker 1: he was there to pick up. They couldn't tell me

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Speaker 1: what he looked like, apart from that he was wearing shorts,

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Speaker 1: was an older gentleman, so everybody in Australia. The mother,

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Speaker 1: who was asked not to be name, explained. As part

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Speaker 1: of safety protocols, childcare centers do not allow children to

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Speaker 1: be collected by anyone else except recognized parents, guardians or careers.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh.

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Speaker 1: But she also said the grandfather is not to blame.

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Speaker 1: The mom is not mad at the grandfather. She says, quote,

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Speaker 1: we are not angry with him. We are not upset

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Speaker 1: at him. We blame the daycare center. Quote yes, their grandfather.

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Speaker 2: Daycare center knows the kids. The grandfather. I mean, also

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Speaker 2: the fact that the grandfather doesn't recognize his own grandchild problematic.

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Speaker 2: But it's even way more problematic that they're like, who

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Speaker 2: are you here to pick up William? Just go get

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Speaker 2: a random baby out of the back and give it

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Speaker 2: to this man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. The grandfathers, hey, just pick one up. There's a

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Speaker 1: dark room. We're keeping them all on the floor in

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Speaker 1: the dark room.

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Speaker 2: Go into the dark room, choose your baby and get

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Speaker 2: out of here.

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Speaker 1: How to here? The every child deserve some home. The

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Speaker 1: grandfather's wife told The Sydney Morning Harold that her husband

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Speaker 1: was devastated and then owned up to the mistake. Quote

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Speaker 1: when he realized what happened, he raced back with that

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Speaker 1: child so fast, She said, I mean, that's a fun

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Speaker 1: car ride home. When the kid wakes up and it's

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Speaker 1: a totally different voice and starts crying because a strange

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Speaker 1: man is driving.

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Speaker 2: Also a one year old. A one year old is

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Speaker 2: just like, I don't know, I guess this is happening now,

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Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? Like, a one year

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Speaker 2: old probably isn't that alarmed. A one year old unless

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Speaker 2: they're hungry or cranky, that's all they care about. They're

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Speaker 2: probably just like, well, well, I guess this person I

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Speaker 2: live with them?

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Speaker 1: Now? Yeah, can I get some nuggets and some French fries?

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Speaker 2: They're not eating yet?

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Speaker 1: Oh Hi, one year old's liter eat food. They eat boobs.

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Speaker 2: I mean, look, maybe there's some French one year olds

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Speaker 2: that are going around eating.

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Speaker 1: Theah they're eating pat right out. Yeah. At six months,

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Speaker 1: they're smoking cigarettes, eating peate. First Steps told the BBC

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Speaker 1: that the work involved in the incident had been stood down,

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Speaker 1: which I guess means fired. We sincerely apologize to the

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Speaker 1: family's directly involved in the deeply unsettling and isolated incident.

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Speaker 1: Nursery director Tricia Hasty said. She's added that this has

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Speaker 1: never happened before and since they have strengthened their procedures

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Speaker 1: to ensure that this never happens again, and blah blah blah,

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Speaker 1: the rest is basically they're gonna get in a little

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Speaker 1: bit of trouble for that. But you know, all the

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Speaker 1: grandparent and animals out there, when you're picking your kids

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Speaker 1: up from school, just look at their face. Give them

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Speaker 1: a good face look before you toss them in the

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Speaker 1: back of the old mini van.

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Speaker 2: That's a classic bit of advice. You know, always give

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Speaker 2: a good face look before a child gets into your car,

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Speaker 2: you know, give.

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Speaker 1: Them a good old stern face look, and then toss

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Speaker 1: them in your buickless saber and drive them if they're

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Speaker 1: over one year of old to eat some pate.

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