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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. It's time for your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: If you like the flow of that one, did Yeah?

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Speaker 1: People think that I pause at weird times, do they? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: and I think I do. Okay, try it out. Now,

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Speaker 1: it's time for your dirty little secret. Secret. It's time

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Speaker 1: for dirty little secret. Remind me of like broadband when

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Speaker 1: I first got it. It's time for your dirty littleho

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Speaker 1: You remember, if you want to tell us anything, you

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Speaker 1: can just text us four one or six one. Let

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Speaker 1: us know you have a secret that you want to

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Speaker 1: get off your chesticles. We'll take it off your chesticles

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Speaker 1: and you can tell the world. And we always keep

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Speaker 1: everybody anonymous, so don't worry about that. Nobody knows who

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Speaker 1: you are. We don't even ask what your name is.

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Speaker 1: That's why everybody who wants to tell us a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on the

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Speaker 1: phone right now, missus Butterworth's husband, mister Butterworth. Isn't it

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Speaker 1: butters Worth? I don't know, yes, butter Missus Buttersworth. Oh

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Speaker 1: it's Buttersworth. It was butter always thought it was Butterworth.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I guess I don't know. Well, hello

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Speaker 1: miss Buttersworth. How are you? I'm great? How are you doing? Fun?

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Speaker 1: But good? I'm sorry I didn't know how to say

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Speaker 1: your last name on YouTube. I think it's Buttersworth, like

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Speaker 1: everybody's right. Yeah, I don't know why. I always thought

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Speaker 1: it was a butter Worth anyway, Well, mister Buttersworth, what's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? So? You know the movie Wedding Crashers? Yes, yep,

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Speaker 1: love that movie. So before the pandemic, my friend and

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Speaker 1: I we were we love that movie so much that

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Speaker 1: we decided we were going to crash weddings. Really, so

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Speaker 1: is that your dirty little secret? That you crash weddings?

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Speaker 1: It's so easy? So what do you do? Like? Run in?

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Speaker 1: How is that fun? Though? Oh it's awesome. I mean

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Speaker 1: I don't want to go to weddings normally. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean maybe going to a stranger's wedding is more fun.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I would think we even less boring.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what is do you like about it?

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Speaker 1: What do you guys? Do? We dance, we drink, we eat,

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Speaker 1: you do all this stuff. You would do it a

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Speaker 1: normal wedding. But is it the excitement? So you crash weddings?

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Speaker 1: I just don't get that though, because like, how do

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Speaker 1: they not ask who you are? You know, the bride

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Speaker 1: in the groom, Like neither of them know you, nobody

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Speaker 1: knows you. How do you pull it off? Oh, we've

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Speaker 1: been caught a few times, you have. Yeah, we normally

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Speaker 1: crash bigger weddings, so yeah, that makes sense. I've been

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Speaker 1: to some of those weddings that are huge and there's

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Speaker 1: no way, you know, half the people here, no care

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Speaker 1: that they're here, and why would you even want that

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Speaker 1: at your wedding? I don't Yeah, I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I mean some people invite the entire world

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Speaker 1: to their wedding, so they'd have no idea. And you

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Speaker 1: said you've been caught before. Was that awkward? Oh? It

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Speaker 1: was so awkward. So the father of the groom was like,

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Speaker 1: who are you here with? And I was like, I'm

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Speaker 1: here with the groom and he said, oh, my son,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, I mean no, the bride. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and he knew that you were crashing the wedding. Then

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, I just I had no idea what to say.

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Speaker 1: I felt like I was caught. And then he went

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Speaker 1: and got his son and was like, do you know

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Speaker 1: this person and like, no, oh my god, that's so awkward.

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Speaker 1: So what do you do? Just take off running that Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's exactly what I did. I started running and then

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Speaker 1: my friend just started coming after me. That's hilarious. Signal.

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Speaker 1: That does sound kind of fun. I guess that does

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Speaker 1: have fun. Yeah, so free food, free food, free drink

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Speaker 1: potty awkward moments where they find out that you've been

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Speaker 1: ripping them off because it's kind of stealing it? Do

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Speaker 1: you think about it? Like those plates are expensive? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: They are? Well, is that your dirty little secret? Then

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Speaker 1: you crash weddings for fun? Yep, I do it again.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like an amazing time. Actually, well, thank you for

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Speaker 1: telling us your dirty little secret, and thank you for

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Speaker 1: helping me learn that it's buttersworth not butterworth. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: will change your life. Yeah? Absolutely, what's your dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret