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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to the special episode of

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Speaker 1: Trendomatic for the People. Great album. Great album sounds like

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Speaker 1: a the trendo Matic sounds like something that uh fit

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Speaker 1: nineteen fifties door to door, like Willie Loman type. So vague.

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Speaker 1: You don't know actually what the benefit is of having

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Speaker 1: a trendo matic, but you know you gotta have one,

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Speaker 1: you know, the Wilkerson's have to. Yeah. Uh. That show

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Speaker 1: title is courtesy of Killer Clowns from Outer Sky on Discord,

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Speaker 1: not not quite outer Space of the Outer Sky. Uh,

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Speaker 1: love it, love the name, love the r E m Raf.

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Speaker 1: I'm Jack, that's Miles. This is what's trending. Uh. We

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Speaker 1: do have an update on the tube and the story.

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Speaker 1: We we were just getting the very earliest of info

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Speaker 1: on the Jeffrey on Tuban. Uh, penis out and then

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Speaker 1: he he lost his job maybe yeah, maybe on a

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Speaker 1: work call. But we didn't know a lot of confusion. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we didn't know if it was like a naked gun

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Speaker 1: type situation where he was just like left alive Mike

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Speaker 1: and video while he took a piss or what he

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Speaker 1: was Tuban. Turns out he was Tuban hub. He was

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Speaker 1: masturbating uh, during a work call that was an election simulation,

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Speaker 1: which is such a such a strange thing to be masturbating,

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Speaker 1: I mean to or around. I'm sorry, I heard erection stimulation.

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Speaker 1: That is a sad Oh man, I wonder if that's

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Speaker 1: like some middle it like other like you know, working

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Speaker 1: dudes and like they're like late fifties or like, yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: I get it. Sometimes you gotta like you gotta pick

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Speaker 1: your shots, you know, because you never oh when you

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Speaker 1: could do that. Unfortunately, he got caught with the mic

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Speaker 1: on or if he was again, we still don't know

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Speaker 1: if he was like looking in the camera being we

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It's all just it's it reeks of

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Speaker 1: like a guy who's old, who had to who just

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Speaker 1: was trying to masturbate during a work call at a

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Speaker 1: zoom call. But I don't know why. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: defend Jeffrey, right, It's it's very strange. They said that

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Speaker 1: there was like another call happening in the background, and

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Speaker 1: then he picked up his phone thought it was off,

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Speaker 1: but you could see that he was touching himself, um,

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Speaker 1: and then turn hung up. So people were like, oh, man,

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Speaker 1: he just got just like fucked up and caught himself

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Speaker 1: but then came back on and was still at it

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Speaker 1: and Liken know, I don't know, Like it wasn't like

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Speaker 1: a thing where like he came back on and it

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Speaker 1: was like a close up of his junk. It was

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Speaker 1: like he came back on and people say it seemed

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Speaker 1: like he had no idea that he had just been

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Speaker 1: busted when when he came back on. Um, now if

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Speaker 1: he was just if he did just come back on

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Speaker 1: to me to be the behavior of somebody who thought

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Speaker 1: they had got busted. Um, So their speculation that uh,

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Speaker 1: he didn't know it suggests to me that there were

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Speaker 1: still some weird things happening. Anyways. Uh tuban on a

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Speaker 1: work call, you know, let's talk space jam tube in

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Speaker 1: space Jam and uh all right, Uh that is a

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Speaker 1: bad joke. Um. Yeah, No, they they leaked the Space

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Speaker 1: Jam two script or at least somebody got a synopsis

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Speaker 1: like with a movie screener or something. What what was it?

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Speaker 1: It was like a test screening email that had like

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Speaker 1: a synopsis in it got essentially yeah. Um, so people

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Speaker 1: this synopsis is really off the wall. But like, as

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Speaker 1: Jam pointed out, the first movie was about Michael Jordan's

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Speaker 1: teaming up with nineteen forties cartoon characters to defeat uh

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Speaker 1: monstrous alien theme park employees. Like, the plot of the

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Speaker 1: first movie is pretty bonkers. Um, in this one, it

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Speaker 1: sounds like, so if you didn't know Space Jam two

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Speaker 1: It doesn't take place in the same Space Jam universe. Uh.

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Speaker 1: In this universe, it sounds like it's more Uh, it

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Speaker 1: takes place in the like HBO Max the Motion Picture Universe.

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Speaker 1: Like it's like all of the Warner Brothers h I

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Speaker 1: it's like Lebron and his son accidentally get trapped in

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Speaker 1: a world full of Warner Brothers quote stories and characters

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Speaker 1: thanks to an all powerful force named Algae played by

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Speaker 1: Don Cheatle, and Lebron has his team up with Bugs.

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Speaker 1: So Bugs is still there Bugs Bunny, but his son

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Speaker 1: is a character in the movie. But it's it's Brawnnie

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Speaker 1: played by a different high school student from the Yeah, um,

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Speaker 1: but he becomes lost in the universe conveniently populated with

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Speaker 1: intellectual property owned by the company making this movie. And

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Speaker 1: so you've got uh looney Tunes like in the first movie,

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Speaker 1: For some reason, is are there actually going to be

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Speaker 1: Harry Potter characters? No, I guess Harry Potter is part

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Speaker 1: a fake image where Hagrid is like blocking. But uh,

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Speaker 1: but I mean when you when you hear that they're

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Speaker 1: including the Mask, the Joker, and Pennywise the Clown, like that,

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Speaker 1: that's as strange as Harry Potter, like Harry Potter character

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Speaker 1: being included, right, it sounds freaky. I Mean what's funny, though,

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Speaker 1: It's really wild. Name a fucking movie where humans and

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Speaker 1: cartoons are interacting where the ship ain't fucking wild. I'll wait,

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Speaker 1: there's not, like I mean, I guess Cool World was

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Speaker 1: really like a dark take on you know, the interaction

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Speaker 1: of like humans entering a cartoon world but like, I'm not,

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Speaker 1: You're never like, yeah, thank god who framed Roger Rabbit

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Speaker 1: was just really rooted in reality. That really helped me

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Speaker 1: connect with the stories, Like, no, we do this because

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Speaker 1: the fun is smashing the worlds together of all this stuff.

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Speaker 1: But that is like almost it's in a way, I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: that's bullshit. But I would probably want to see Jim

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Speaker 1: Carey like maybe get crossed up or something like. I

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Speaker 1: could see a scene where he gets like just twisted

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Speaker 1: and he's like, whoa brow, Somebody stop him. Damn. We

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Speaker 1: could write this for you guys if yeah, and what

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Speaker 1: is penny Wise going to offer in a basketball game?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It sounds like maybe there's just like

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Speaker 1: most recent attempts to uh expanded the space Jam universe.

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Speaker 1: There was a Tiger Woods version that was being shopped around.

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Speaker 1: There was Spy Jam featuring Jackie Chan, uh Ski Jam

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Speaker 1: I don't know why it would be part of the

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Speaker 1: space Jam universe. Ye, spy Jam, I don't. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Pat Robertson is trending because he has some He has

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Speaker 1: a news flash. It's the ultimate breaking news. Uh. He

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Speaker 1: reports that he has been told by God that Trump

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Speaker 1: will win the reelection. Uh. And it will bring about

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Speaker 1: the beginning of the end times. Uh, neither of which

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Speaker 1: sounds that far fetched. You can hear my theory on

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Speaker 1: why uh those aren't far fetched on tomorrow's episode. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's I'm I'm hoping it's the beginning of the friend

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Speaker 1: heal our wounds. But I don't. Yeah, it's I mean,

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Speaker 1: this also feels like one of those things where like

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Speaker 1: steal or victor whatever the funk. It is like that

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Speaker 1: would if you're trying to get your evangelical base, like

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Speaker 1: being like, oh wait, what end times? Christ will come

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Speaker 1: back if he's reelected. Okay, yeah, you're pointing out you're incentivizing.

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Speaker 1: For me, I assumed that this was yet another like

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Speaker 1: that electing Trump will bring about the end times. When

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Speaker 1: goal with a lot of evangelicals is to bring about

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Speaker 1: the end times. Yeah, just have Christ return, man, you

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Speaker 1: Pat Robertson is a Trump supporter, and that is his

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Speaker 1: promise to you. He imagine if yeah, if if I

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Speaker 1: Like it has to be Christmas if he wins, you know,

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Speaker 1: Whereas like Pat rob was like Christ will come back,

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Speaker 1: and said that he thinks people should vote for Donald Trump.

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Speaker 1: Has ice Cube officially endorsed him or he just said no,

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Speaker 1: it either. One. Um, but where fifty Cent and his

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Speaker 1: all kinds of weird tax issues, money issues. He's he

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Speaker 1: was looking at that the income tax brackets like under

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Speaker 1: Joe Biden, and he was like, oh fuck that, I'm

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Speaker 1: not paying I'm getting the funk out, dude, you, I

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Speaker 1: mean whatever, You've not been relevant for a very long time.

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Speaker 1: Uh so yeah, go ahead, just just leave like you know,

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Speaker 1: and I think maybe that's a fun way to get

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Speaker 1: people to think that you make more than four thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars a year. He Uh, of all the people to

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Speaker 1: you know, step up and say on Twitter, I think

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Speaker 1: all my followers should support Donald Trump. Uh. It's interesting

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Speaker 1: fifty Cent, who got in trouble for a pump and

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Speaker 1: is like, I think you should all vote for him.

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Speaker 1: Because it's just basically a fuck you pay me type situation.

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Speaker 1: Make like literally just like shaking his fans down. Um. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: But the reason they were trending with somebody photo shopped

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Speaker 1: there was a too of a Cuban fifty together and

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Speaker 1: they put they made their hats into Trump hats. I'm

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Speaker 1: sure Trump is retweeting that. I believe Eric was. He's

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Speaker 1: like my favorite my favorite basketball players. Oh my god, yeah,

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Speaker 1: definitely see that. All right, Well, so that's what's happening y'all.

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Speaker 1: You know, step plugged in to the election. Please don't

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Speaker 1: don't take anything for granted. We are back tomorrow with

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Speaker 1: the whole last episode of the show, very special Crofton

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Speaker 1: Joint until then, and be kind to each other, be

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Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy. And we will talk

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Speaker 1: to you all tomorrow. Bye ey,