WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Car Humor Never Sleeps

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<v Speaker 1>Rocking Jebels Second d Date. Everybody knows that the way

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<v Speaker 1>to a woman's heart is car humor, and that's how Roger,

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<v Speaker 1>the guy who's on the phone to do a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update today, says he scored a date with Marissa,

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<v Speaker 1>the girl that he wants to call. He said he

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<v Speaker 1>used car humor. I don't really know what that means.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just what his email said, So hopefully we can

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<v Speaker 1>get an explanation. Roger, what exactly do you mean you

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<v Speaker 1>scored a date with her using car humor? Well, just

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<v Speaker 1>that I'm made a joke. I figured she's at a

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<v Speaker 1>car show. She likes cars. I like car Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>met her at a car show? Yes, okay, And I

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<v Speaker 1>have to know what was your car joke? Well, it's

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<v Speaker 1>nothing great, but it worked for her. She was standing

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<v Speaker 1>next to this nineteen seventy Dots Charger. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>gorgeous car, but she looked so good next to it.

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<v Speaker 1>I hardly almost missed the car completely. But I just

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<v Speaker 1>I just said I got to talk to her. So

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<v Speaker 1>I went up and I I started some small talk,

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, you know, I'm rebuilding a car just

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<v Speaker 1>like this. Uh, but all I've got so far as

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<v Speaker 1>a steering wheels. Totally cute. I went fall for that too.

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<v Speaker 1>It's I know it's lame, but apparently it worked right.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys went out. It worked Okay, we started talking. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you said, you sound charming enough to pull it off. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't look it. It It would have worked better on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. So is the date that you want to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about at the car show or did you guys

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<v Speaker 1>end up actually going out? No? Yeah, the car show

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<v Speaker 1>went great. The actual date was that weekend at a

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<v Speaker 1>concert we went to. Oh even took her to a show?

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<v Speaker 1>I did? She was, she was down and she said,

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<v Speaker 1>you wanted to go to a show with me? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>And how did the show go? It went great at first,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know, I have to be honest. I showed

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<v Speaker 1>up at her house on my bike. Of course. Wait

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<v Speaker 1>did you say on your bike? Yes? Cycle? No? No? No, bicycle? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>shut up on a bicycle, yes, I don't. I lost

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<v Speaker 1>my license. It's been many years ago. It's just, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>something I'd rather not get into. But anyway, did she

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<v Speaker 1>did she know that you were going to show up

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<v Speaker 1>on a bicycle. No, Okay, listen, I mean I think

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<v Speaker 1>the bicycle's fine. If you give a girl a warning,

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<v Speaker 1>especially if you meet a man at a car show,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd assume that he's gonna come pick you up. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know hit a car. I mean, I understand what

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying. But I figured we had some good connections,

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<v Speaker 1>some good common ground, that it wouldn't be a big issue.

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<v Speaker 1>So what were you gonna do? Put her on your

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<v Speaker 1>hand to bars and take her to the concert. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a gentleman, okay, so obviously I thought, okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>if she drives us, I'd be a gentleman. I'd pay

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<v Speaker 1>for parking, I'd pay for the tickets to the show, drinks,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever she needed. I wanted to do that, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>at least since she was driving. Okay, Oh yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>did you ask her beforehand a driver? Did you just

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<v Speaker 1>show up like, hey, you gotta drive? I asked her

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<v Speaker 1>if she could drive, But she didn't know I was

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<v Speaker 1>going to show up on the bike. Okay, so she

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<v Speaker 1>thought you were just being like, hey, you want to

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<v Speaker 1>drive because you know it'd be cool, right, okay, right,

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<v Speaker 1>but she kind of had to drive. She had no choice, right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. So the car ride to the concert was

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<v Speaker 1>not awkward. It was no, no, no, Like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>it was more humor and more common ground. It was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of everything that you think about when you think about, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I just met this person. Then we're we're together going

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<v Speaker 1>to a concert. This should be a good time. It

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<v Speaker 1>was perfect, Okay. So she didn't seem bothered by the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that you showed him no, not at all. That's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually sounds like a cool check. Ye. Well that's rip on. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And so how was the show? Well, now we come

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<v Speaker 1>to the crux of it. You know, it was going

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<v Speaker 1>good at first, and I was really digging music. She

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<v Speaker 1>seemed to do that as well. And then she, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>she kind of said she had to go to the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I just kind of found, you know, someone

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to, and a few minutes go by, nothing

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<v Speaker 1>didn't see her, so I kind of checked around and

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<v Speaker 1>see her. I guess it was ten or fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure exactly how long, but I finally got

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<v Speaker 1>a text from her that said, you know, she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>feel good and that she went home, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>of course my gut reaction was okay, I understand, but no,

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<v Speaker 1>I have no ride home. I was gonna say, how

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<v Speaker 1>did you get home from the concert at her house? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>So how did you get home after I had to

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<v Speaker 1>take the bus? What did you say to her? What

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<v Speaker 1>did you text back? Well, I mean, at this point,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still assuming she's fallen sick. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>offend her. I mean, I'm kind of offended myself that

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't offered at least riding me home. So I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't say much. I didn't want to. I still

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<v Speaker 1>thought I had a chance. Maybe she just felt sick.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, I took a bus, got my bike, and

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<v Speaker 1>I let her b Oh, you didn't knock on the

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<v Speaker 1>doorway or anything when you know? No, No No, I letter B,

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<v Speaker 1>I letter B. I didn't know. I didn't know how

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<v Speaker 1>sick she was. Okay, how have you let her be

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<v Speaker 1>since the date? Or have you tried to call her

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<v Speaker 1>a few times? No? No, no, I made some text

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<v Speaker 1>message advances, if you will, I made some more car

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<v Speaker 1>humor that seemed to work the first time. I figured

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<v Speaker 1>it would work again. You have a big library of

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<v Speaker 1>car jokes. I pride myself on that. Yet, So have

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<v Speaker 1>you heard anything from her at all? Nothing? Not a zilch. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so she basically ditched you in the middle of your

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<v Speaker 1>date at the concert and has not talked to d

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<v Speaker 1>and you. There was no signs that she was having

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<v Speaker 1>a bad time with you or that she was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to escape for some reason. All, No, not at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you mad at all? I'm not mad. I think

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<v Speaker 1>I would just I mean, I'm an adult, she's an adult.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought we kind of hit it off. I know

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<v Speaker 1>that we didn't meet under traditional circumstances, but maybe she

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<v Speaker 1>could be an adult and say, hey, this is what

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like about you, or this is why when

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<v Speaker 1>we're turning your calls, instead of being a four year

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<v Speaker 1>old about it. All right, Well, we'll play a song, comeback,

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<v Speaker 1>find out if she can be an adult and tell

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<v Speaker 1>us what happened on your date. Okay, all right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get your Seconday up date right after this. Thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>brooking jubil in the morning. Hey Roger, Hey, hey, before

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<v Speaker 1>we make the phone call for your second day update.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to first congratulate you on being the first

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<v Speaker 1>person to do a second date update that has ever

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<v Speaker 1>showed up for their first date on a bike. I

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<v Speaker 1>was just thinking about it. We've had people show up

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<v Speaker 1>on motorcycles before, but nobody actually show up on like

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<v Speaker 1>a ten speed bike and then make their date drive

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<v Speaker 1>them somewhere. Well, thanks very much. It's an honor to

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<v Speaker 1>be the first. It's an honor to have you on

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<v Speaker 1>the show. If you're just tuning in. Roger went on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with a girl named Marissa. They went to

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<v Speaker 1>a concert. He showed up to her house on a

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<v Speaker 1>bike because he doesn't have his license, so he made

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<v Speaker 1>her drive to the concert, but in exchange, he paid

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<v Speaker 1>for parking, drinks, everything else. He paid for it all,

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<v Speaker 1>but he got ditched in the middle of the concert.

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<v Speaker 1>She left and said that she felt sick, and he

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't talked to her since. We're about to call her

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<v Speaker 1>and find out if something went wrong on that first date.

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<v Speaker 1>And am I clear, no one in this room believes

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<v Speaker 1>that she was actually sick, like everybody thinks it was

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<v Speaker 1>an excuse. Yeah, it has to be. When was this date,

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, how long ago. This was two weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Two weeks okay, So maybe she got like that weird

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<v Speaker 1>two week flu that's called and she hasn't been able

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<v Speaker 1>to call you. All right, I'm gonna doll her phone

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<v Speaker 1>number right now here we go. Hello, Hi, is this Marissa? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking him Marissa. My name is Jubil from brook and

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<v Speaker 1>Jewil in the morning. Seriously, Yes, how are you? I

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<v Speaker 1>know you guys? You do? Oh awesome? How are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm doing pretty good. Nice good, Nice to meet

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<v Speaker 1>you you as well. Have any idea why might be

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<v Speaker 1>calling you today? Um? Well, I guess there's probably a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of reasons you could be called. I'm calling you

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<v Speaker 1>today because somebody emailed us for a second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Have you heard second day updates before? Oh? Yeah, totally.

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<v Speaker 1>I listen to them all the time. Never thought that

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<v Speaker 1>I would be on it though. How many dates have

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<v Speaker 1>you been on in the last like two weeks? Two? Two? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>And of those two was one of them named Roger? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well Roger would be the one that emailed

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<v Speaker 1>us for a second date update. Yes, I bet you did.

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<v Speaker 1>He told us that you ditched him and then well

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<v Speaker 1>he said that you said you got sick, but we're

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<v Speaker 1>all assuming that you ditched him in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>a concert. Yeah, was it that subtle? Is that cool?

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<v Speaker 1>You were his ride man? You can't just leave somebody stranded. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, you know. I'm usually a good person, but

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<v Speaker 1>like this is bad. You guys, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>he told you, but I would love to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>the true story. Okay, so tell us what happened. So,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he told you is but we

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<v Speaker 1>met at a car show, so I'm pretty surprised when

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<v Speaker 1>he shows it to my door on a bicycle. He

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<v Speaker 1>actually told us that. He said that he shut up

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<v Speaker 1>on a bike and asked you to drive to the concert. Oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>he told you that. What else did he tell you?

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<v Speaker 1>He told us that, and he told us that you

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<v Speaker 1>guys went to a concert and then that you ditched

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<v Speaker 1>him like pretty soon after you got there. So he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't tell you anything about the car ride to the concert. No, nothing,

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<v Speaker 1>Are you serious? He didn't say anything about the car

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<v Speaker 1>ride and what he told me? No he didn't. He

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<v Speaker 1>just he actually said that you guys had a nice

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<v Speaker 1>conversation on the way there. Well, we have very different

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<v Speaker 1>definitions of a nice conversation. So what happened in the

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<v Speaker 1>car then? So we're in the car and we're driving,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was talking about how expensive drinks that the

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<v Speaker 1>concert were. So he wanted to stop at a liquor

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<v Speaker 1>store on the way and pick up six packs and

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<v Speaker 1>have me smuggle it in in my purse into the concert.

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<v Speaker 1>And you were down with that? No, I said no,

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<v Speaker 1>like I didn't want to get caught and kicked out

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<v Speaker 1>of the concert. And beyond that. When I told him no,

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<v Speaker 1>he called a wet blanket. You do sound a little

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<v Speaker 1>straight lace when you're so adamant against smuggling beer in. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you just meet someone, and let's be honest.

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<v Speaker 1>He was not a small venue, Like I've been there before,

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<v Speaker 1>they check persons. I knew it wasn't gonna work. What's

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<v Speaker 1>the fun? So he insulted, you have to like, jeez,

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<v Speaker 1>just trying to save some money on beer, you wet blanket. Yeah, totally.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's almost like, you know, like I'm driving, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to go with the flow of the night. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go to a concert and it's cool, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to like be open and brush it off a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. But then we get into the concert and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's about fifteen minutes into the show. Things

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<v Speaker 1>haven't really built up yet, and he tries to pick

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<v Speaker 1>me up and CrowdSurf me, like hand me off to

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<v Speaker 1>another person. Yeah, no one else is doing this yet.

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<v Speaker 1>I just met this guy, you know, like he doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>know me. It's not like I was like, you let

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<v Speaker 1>me do it, you know, helped me. I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>picture this. So he just got behind you and tried

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<v Speaker 1>to lift you up. Yeah, I was like, what are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing crowdsurfs anymore? Anyway, I don't know. Crowdsurfing still

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<v Speaker 1>a thing at that point. Like I was a little annoyed,

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<v Speaker 1>but I was like trying to let it go. And

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<v Speaker 1>then the final straw comes, right, so he tries to

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<v Speaker 1>get me to flash the band. Yes, did you say

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<v Speaker 1>to flash them? Yeah? What did he say to you?

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, hey, she was the band? Your why?

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<v Speaker 1>He kept telling me it would be hilarious if I

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<v Speaker 1>showed the band my boot. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna fall for that one. Thanks buddy. Is that when

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<v Speaker 1>you left? Yes, I said I had to go the

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom and I just went straight for the accent. I

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<v Speaker 1>thought about like calling a friend getting a second opinion,

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<v Speaker 1>but no, I was just an amir. He sounded so

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<v Speaker 1>charming and lovable when we talked to him. I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>shocked by this information. Yeah, he sounded that way at

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<v Speaker 1>the car show to me too. But like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>doctor Jacko, mister Hyde, man, you know that he's actually

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<v Speaker 1>on the other line listening to this conversation and wants

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you. Oh yeah, I know, Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>do know the second date updates? Roger? Yeah, Hey, hey, man, Marissa,

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<v Speaker 1>really did it take this to discuss it with you?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's let's go over this. So, so what was it?

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<v Speaker 1>What was the first turn off for you? I mean

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<v Speaker 1>icicle and me driving? Okay, all right, so I have

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<v Speaker 1>a troubled pass. Like I feel like you were a

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<v Speaker 1>grown up, you were adult. Maybe you understand you. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm I'm moving on, but you're want to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about it. You're talking about adulthood when you're the one

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<v Speaker 1>that's telling her to show the band her boobs. Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>on the on that particular note, I thought it would

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<v Speaker 1>be cool that if she showed the band her boobs

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<v Speaker 1>then we could maybe get like a backstage pass. I

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<v Speaker 1>would really impress Mariss. Uh, that's not impressing me if

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the one doing the work, if something as like

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<v Speaker 1>smuggling beer. But I have to put my life on

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<v Speaker 1>the line for going into the show or not. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not putting your life on the line. It's having a

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<v Speaker 1>little fun, Mariss. I need to lighten up a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>live a little bit. I mean you smuggling beer. Everybody

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<v Speaker 1>smuggles beer. Put in your purse, your socks. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>care if you're hoodie. Okay, maybe that was an overstatement,

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<v Speaker 1>but come on, man, you've never been to that venue before.

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<v Speaker 1>They were checking everything. It was just a stupid idea, Mersa.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you even hear what you're saying. You're talking like

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<v Speaker 1>somebody who doesn't know how to experience life to the fullest.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you're gonna stay there if you don't lighting up.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe your definition of living life to the fullest and

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<v Speaker 1>mine are a little bit different. And why wouldn't you

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<v Speaker 1>be You have socks, You could smuggle beer yourself. Why

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<v Speaker 1>does she have to do it. She's a gorgeous female.

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<v Speaker 1>She can get away with a lot more than I can.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Okay, thank you for the compliment. I

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate that, But like beer aside, there were so many

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<v Speaker 1>other things wrong with the date, Marissa. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I just feel like if you loosen up, live a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit, have a little fun, we could have another

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<v Speaker 1>date and we'd have a good time. I just feel

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<v Speaker 1>like you were too tight Lacedae. It's her fault. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>good show up, Marissa. What's your problem? By yourself a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit for some backstage passes, amen, I was being sarcastic.

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<v Speaker 1>If I really got boring, Why do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>go out on a day with me again? Because you're

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<v Speaker 1>at a car show. Most girls don't go to car shows,

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<v Speaker 1>so boom right there, you're my material? Oh my god. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought you were my material too. But you

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<v Speaker 1>don't even own a car. But he's got car jokes

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<v Speaker 1>for days. I have a car, Marissa. It's a nice car.

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<v Speaker 1>I just can't drive it. Okay, Marissa, would you like

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<v Speaker 1>to go out with Roger again? We will pay for

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<v Speaker 1>a second day. No, I'm not up to being told

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<v Speaker 1>how boring I am for another date. It's probably a

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<v Speaker 1>good call, Merissa. If you had done the things I

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<v Speaker 1>told you to, you would have had the time of

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<v Speaker 1>your life. It wouldn't have been boring at all. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>my definition of fun just isn't cloudsurfing and stowing my

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<v Speaker 1>boobs the strangers. You know what you do? Sound a

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<v Speaker 1>little boring, Rissa, I gotta say sorry, Roger, no second date, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, Rissa. Thank you for listening and thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for telling us what happened on your date. I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my pleasure sounds like Roger. Good luck in the future.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure you'll be able to find a nice lady

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<v Speaker 1>who will let you show her boobs to strangers exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we need, more open country. What else to

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<v Speaker 1>support you? On jul in the morning text in at

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<v Speaker 1>seven eighty five nine too, that says, if Roger's looking

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<v Speaker 1>for a girl who's willing to flash her goods, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>go out with him. I've shown my girls to nine

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<v Speaker 1>different bands so far, going on double digits. Sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>she's a lot of fun. I feel like she was

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<v Speaker 1>flashing us when she texted that. Yeah, talking about today's

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<v Speaker 1>second date update, The student named Roger wanted to call

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<v Speaker 1>Marissa and find out why she wasn't getting back to

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<v Speaker 1>him after their date. Turns out he picked her up

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<v Speaker 1>on a bike. Well, he drove to her a house

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<v Speaker 1>on a bike and then said, hey, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>can you drive us to a concert. He tried to

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<v Speaker 1>get her to smuggle beer into the concert. She didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to. He tried to pick her up and throw

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<v Speaker 1>her into the crowd so she could CrowdSurf. She didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to do that, and he even tried to convince

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<v Speaker 1>her to flash the band. Basically, he was just a

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<v Speaker 1>maniac at this concert, and she told him that she

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<v Speaker 1>had to use the restroom and ditched him and never

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<v Speaker 1>called him again and does not want to ever see

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<v Speaker 1>him again. Which no one can blame her because it's

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<v Speaker 1>not like he was doing any of these things he wanted.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like trying to force her to CrowdSurf, Like

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<v Speaker 1>go do it yourself if you really want to, buddy,

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<v Speaker 1>But like stopping the peer pressure. Man, I love the excuse, like,

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<v Speaker 1>well maybe we could have gotten backstage passes. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>that's not the reason, you will know. Yeah, he wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to see it for himself. Texting at seven eight five nine,

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<v Speaker 1>he says, I think Marissa needs to lighten up a

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<v Speaker 1>little she sounds like an eighty year old crotchety bag.

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<v Speaker 1>Have some fun while you're young, Like this guy was

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<v Speaker 1>an a hole the whole concert, and everybody's ripping on

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<v Speaker 1>her for not flashing the band, oh my gosh, and

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<v Speaker 1>as if even if she got backstage passes like he

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<v Speaker 1>would have been invited. Yeah, I mean, the reason the

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<v Speaker 1>band would invite you back isn't the reason why they're

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<v Speaker 1>going to have a dude come along too, So they

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<v Speaker 1>agreed to not go out again. Poor Roger. But hopefully

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<v Speaker 1>I'll find somebody who's a little more his speed and

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<v Speaker 1>not so boring stick in the mind. Yeah, I remember.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to do a Seconday update, I'll have

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<v Speaker 1>to do is email the show and we will call

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<v Speaker 1>the person who didn't call you back. Young Jeffrey's Song

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<v Speaker 1>of the Week is coming up at eight ten percents