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Speaker 1: to a woman's heart is car humor, and that's how Roger,
Speaker 1: the guy who's on the phone to do a second
Speaker 1: date update today, says he scored a date with Marissa,
Speaker 1: the girl that he wants to call. He said he
Speaker 1: used car humor. I don't really know what that means.
Speaker 1: That's just what his email said, So hopefully we can
Speaker 1: get an explanation. Roger, what exactly do you mean you
Speaker 1: scored a date with her using car humor? Well, just
Speaker 1: that I'm made a joke. I figured she's at a
Speaker 1: car show. She likes cars. I like car Okay, you
Speaker 1: met her at a car show? Yes, okay, And I
Speaker 1: have to know what was your car joke? Well, it's
Speaker 1: nothing great, but it worked for her. She was standing
Speaker 1: next to this nineteen seventy Dots Charger. It was a
Speaker 1: gorgeous car, but she looked so good next to it.
Speaker 1: I hardly almost missed the car completely. But I just
Speaker 1: I just said I got to talk to her. So
Speaker 1: I went up and I I started some small talk,
Speaker 1: and I said, you know, I'm rebuilding a car just
Speaker 1: like this. Uh, but all I've got so far as
Speaker 1: a steering wheels. Totally cute. I went fall for that too.
Speaker 1: It's I know it's lame, but apparently it worked right.
Speaker 1: You guys went out. It worked Okay, we started talking. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you said, you sound charming enough to pull it off. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't look it. It It would have worked better on
Speaker 1: the phone. So is the date that you want to
Speaker 1: talk about at the car show or did you guys
Speaker 1: end up actually going out? No? Yeah, the car show
Speaker 1: went great. The actual date was that weekend at a
Speaker 1: concert we went to. Oh even took her to a show?
Speaker 1: I did? She was, she was down and she said,
Speaker 1: you wanted to go to a show with me? Okay?
Speaker 1: And how did the show go? It went great at first,
Speaker 1: but you know, I have to be honest. I showed
Speaker 1: up at her house on my bike. Of course. Wait
Speaker 1: did you say on your bike? Yes? Cycle? No? No? No, bicycle? Okay,
Speaker 1: shut up on a bicycle, yes, I don't. I lost
Speaker 1: my license. It's been many years ago. It's just, uh,
Speaker 1: something I'd rather not get into. But anyway, did she
Speaker 1: did she know that you were going to show up
Speaker 1: on a bicycle. No, Okay, listen, I mean I think
Speaker 1: the bicycle's fine. If you give a girl a warning,
Speaker 1: especially if you meet a man at a car show,
Speaker 1: you'd assume that he's gonna come pick you up. I
Speaker 1: don't know hit a car. I mean, I understand what
Speaker 1: you're saying. But I figured we had some good connections,
Speaker 1: some good common ground, that it wouldn't be a big issue.
Speaker 1: So what were you gonna do? Put her on your
Speaker 1: hand to bars and take her to the concert. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm a gentleman, okay, so obviously I thought, okay, well,
Speaker 1: if she drives us, I'd be a gentleman. I'd pay
Speaker 1: for parking, I'd pay for the tickets to the show, drinks,
Speaker 1: whatever she needed. I wanted to do that, you know,
Speaker 1: at least since she was driving. Okay, Oh yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: did you ask her beforehand a driver? Did you just
Speaker 1: show up like, hey, you gotta drive? I asked her
Speaker 1: if she could drive, But she didn't know I was
Speaker 1: going to show up on the bike. Okay, so she
Speaker 1: thought you were just being like, hey, you want to
Speaker 1: drive because you know it'd be cool, right, okay, right,
Speaker 1: but she kind of had to drive. She had no choice, right,
Speaker 1: all right. So the car ride to the concert was
Speaker 1: not awkward. It was no, no, no, Like I said,
Speaker 1: it was more humor and more common ground. It was
Speaker 1: kind of everything that you think about when you think about, hey,
Speaker 1: I just met this person. Then we're we're together going
Speaker 1: to a concert. This should be a good time. It
Speaker 1: was perfect, Okay. So she didn't seem bothered by the
Speaker 1: fact that you showed him no, not at all. That's cool.
Speaker 1: Actually sounds like a cool check. Ye. Well that's rip on. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And so how was the show? Well, now we come
Speaker 1: to the crux of it. You know, it was going
Speaker 1: good at first, and I was really digging music. She
Speaker 1: seemed to do that as well. And then she, you know,
Speaker 1: she kind of said she had to go to the bathroom,
Speaker 1: and so I just kind of found, you know, someone
Speaker 1: to talk to, and a few minutes go by, nothing
Speaker 1: didn't see her, so I kind of checked around and
Speaker 1: see her. I guess it was ten or fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure exactly how long, but I finally got
Speaker 1: a text from her that said, you know, she didn't
Speaker 1: feel good and that she went home, and you know,
Speaker 1: of course my gut reaction was okay, I understand, but no,
Speaker 1: I have no ride home. I was gonna say, how
Speaker 1: did you get home from the concert at her house? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So how did you get home after I had to
Speaker 1: take the bus? What did you say to her? What
Speaker 1: did you text back? Well, I mean, at this point,
Speaker 1: I'm still assuming she's fallen sick. I don't want to
Speaker 1: offend her. I mean, I'm kind of offended myself that
Speaker 1: she didn't offered at least riding me home. So I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't say much. I didn't want to. I still
Speaker 1: thought I had a chance. Maybe she just felt sick.
Speaker 1: So anyway, I took a bus, got my bike, and
Speaker 1: I let her b Oh, you didn't knock on the
Speaker 1: doorway or anything when you know? No, No No, I letter B,
Speaker 1: I letter B. I didn't know. I didn't know how
Speaker 1: sick she was. Okay, how have you let her be
Speaker 1: since the date? Or have you tried to call her
Speaker 1: a few times? No? No, no, I made some text
Speaker 1: message advances, if you will, I made some more car
Speaker 1: humor that seemed to work the first time. I figured
Speaker 1: it would work again. You have a big library of
Speaker 1: car jokes. I pride myself on that. Yet, So have
Speaker 1: you heard anything from her at all? Nothing? Not a zilch. Okay,
Speaker 1: so she basically ditched you in the middle of your
Speaker 1: date at the concert and has not talked to d
Speaker 1: and you. There was no signs that she was having
Speaker 1: a bad time with you or that she was trying
Speaker 1: to escape for some reason. All, No, not at all.
Speaker 1: Are you mad at all? I'm not mad. I think
Speaker 1: I would just I mean, I'm an adult, she's an adult.
Speaker 1: I thought we kind of hit it off. I know
Speaker 1: that we didn't meet under traditional circumstances, but maybe she
Speaker 1: could be an adult and say, hey, this is what
Speaker 1: I don't like about you, or this is why when
Speaker 1: we're turning your calls, instead of being a four year
Speaker 1: old about it. All right, Well, we'll play a song, comeback,
Speaker 1: find out if she can be an adult and tell
Speaker 1: us what happened on your date. Okay, all right, all right,
Speaker 1: we'll get your Seconday up date right after this. Thank you,
Speaker 1: brooking jubil in the morning. Hey Roger, Hey, hey, before
Speaker 1: we make the phone call for your second day update.
Speaker 1: I wanted to first congratulate you on being the first
Speaker 1: person to do a second date update that has ever
Speaker 1: showed up for their first date on a bike. I
Speaker 1: was just thinking about it. We've had people show up
Speaker 1: on motorcycles before, but nobody actually show up on like
Speaker 1: a ten speed bike and then make their date drive
Speaker 1: them somewhere. Well, thanks very much. It's an honor to
Speaker 1: be the first. It's an honor to have you on
Speaker 1: the show. If you're just tuning in. Roger went on
Speaker 1: a date with a girl named Marissa. They went to
Speaker 1: a concert. He showed up to her house on a
Speaker 1: bike because he doesn't have his license, so he made
Speaker 1: her drive to the concert, but in exchange, he paid
Speaker 1: for parking, drinks, everything else. He paid for it all,
Speaker 1: but he got ditched in the middle of the concert.
Speaker 1: She left and said that she felt sick, and he
Speaker 1: hasn't talked to her since. We're about to call her
Speaker 1: and find out if something went wrong on that first date.
Speaker 1: And am I clear, no one in this room believes
Speaker 1: that she was actually sick, like everybody thinks it was
Speaker 1: an excuse. Yeah, it has to be. When was this date,
Speaker 1: By the way, how long ago. This was two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Two weeks okay, So maybe she got like that weird
Speaker 1: two week flu that's called and she hasn't been able
Speaker 1: to call you. All right, I'm gonna doll her phone
Speaker 1: number right now here we go. Hello, Hi, is this Marissa? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Speaking him Marissa. My name is Jubil from brook and
Speaker 1: Jewil in the morning. Seriously, Yes, how are you? I
Speaker 1: know you guys? You do? Oh awesome? How are you doing?
Speaker 1: I'm I'm doing pretty good. Nice good, Nice to meet
Speaker 1: you you as well. Have any idea why might be
Speaker 1: calling you today? Um? Well, I guess there's probably a
Speaker 1: lot of reasons you could be called. I'm calling you
Speaker 1: today because somebody emailed us for a second date update.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Have you heard second day updates before? Oh? Yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: I listen to them all the time. Never thought that
Speaker 1: I would be on it though. How many dates have
Speaker 1: you been on in the last like two weeks? Two? Two? Okay?
Speaker 1: And of those two was one of them named Roger? Yes?
Speaker 1: All right, Well Roger would be the one that emailed
Speaker 1: us for a second date update. Yes, I bet you did.
Speaker 1: He told us that you ditched him and then well
Speaker 1: he said that you said you got sick, but we're
Speaker 1: all assuming that you ditched him in the middle of
Speaker 1: a concert. Yeah, was it that subtle? Is that cool?
Speaker 1: You were his ride man? You can't just leave somebody stranded. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, you know. I'm usually a good person, but
Speaker 1: like this is bad. You guys, I don't know what
Speaker 1: he told you, but I would love to tell you
Speaker 1: the true story. Okay, so tell us what happened. So,
Speaker 1: I don't know if he told you is but we
Speaker 1: met at a car show, so I'm pretty surprised when
Speaker 1: he shows it to my door on a bicycle. He
Speaker 1: actually told us that. He said that he shut up
Speaker 1: on a bike and asked you to drive to the concert. Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: he told you that. What else did he tell you?
Speaker 1: He told us that, and he told us that you
Speaker 1: guys went to a concert and then that you ditched
Speaker 1: him like pretty soon after you got there. So he
Speaker 1: didn't tell you anything about the car ride to the concert. No, nothing,
Speaker 1: Are you serious? He didn't say anything about the car
Speaker 1: ride and what he told me? No he didn't. He
Speaker 1: just he actually said that you guys had a nice
Speaker 1: conversation on the way there. Well, we have very different
Speaker 1: definitions of a nice conversation. So what happened in the
Speaker 1: car then? So we're in the car and we're driving,
Speaker 1: and he was talking about how expensive drinks that the
Speaker 1: concert were. So he wanted to stop at a liquor
Speaker 1: store on the way and pick up six packs and
Speaker 1: have me smuggle it in in my purse into the concert.
Speaker 1: And you were down with that? No, I said no,
Speaker 1: like I didn't want to get caught and kicked out
Speaker 1: of the concert. And beyond that. When I told him no,
Speaker 1: he called a wet blanket. You do sound a little
Speaker 1: straight lace when you're so adamant against smuggling beer in. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, you just meet someone, and let's be honest.
Speaker 1: He was not a small venue, Like I've been there before,
Speaker 1: they check persons. I knew it wasn't gonna work. What's
Speaker 1: the fun? So he insulted, you have to like, jeez,
Speaker 1: just trying to save some money on beer, you wet blanket. Yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: But it's almost like, you know, like I'm driving, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to go with the flow of the night. We're
Speaker 1: gonna go to a concert and it's cool, so I'm
Speaker 1: trying to like be open and brush it off a
Speaker 1: little bit. But then we get into the concert and
Speaker 1: you know, it's about fifteen minutes into the show. Things
Speaker 1: haven't really built up yet, and he tries to pick
Speaker 1: me up and CrowdSurf me, like hand me off to
Speaker 1: another person. Yeah, no one else is doing this yet.
Speaker 1: I just met this guy, you know, like he doesn't
Speaker 1: know me. It's not like I was like, you let
Speaker 1: me do it, you know, helped me. I'm trying to
Speaker 1: picture this. So he just got behind you and tried
Speaker 1: to lift you up. Yeah, I was like, what are
Speaker 1: you doing crowdsurfs anymore? Anyway, I don't know. Crowdsurfing still
Speaker 1: a thing at that point. Like I was a little annoyed,
Speaker 1: but I was like trying to let it go. And
Speaker 1: then the final straw comes, right, so he tries to
Speaker 1: get me to flash the band. Yes, did you say
Speaker 1: to flash them? Yeah? What did he say to you?
Speaker 1: He was like, hey, she was the band? Your why?
Speaker 1: He kept telling me it would be hilarious if I
Speaker 1: showed the band my boot. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: gonna fall for that one. Thanks buddy. Is that when
Speaker 1: you left? Yes, I said I had to go the
Speaker 1: bathroom and I just went straight for the accent. I
Speaker 1: thought about like calling a friend getting a second opinion,
Speaker 1: but no, I was just an amir. He sounded so
Speaker 1: charming and lovable when we talked to him. I'm like
Speaker 1: shocked by this information. Yeah, he sounded that way at
Speaker 1: the car show to me too. But like you know,
Speaker 1: doctor Jacko, mister Hyde, man, you know that he's actually
Speaker 1: on the other line listening to this conversation and wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you. Oh yeah, I know, Okay, you
Speaker 1: do know the second date updates? Roger? Yeah, Hey, hey, man, Marissa,
Speaker 1: really did it take this to discuss it with you?
Speaker 1: Let's let's go over this. So, so what was it?
Speaker 1: What was the first turn off for you? I mean
Speaker 1: icicle and me driving? Okay, all right, so I have
Speaker 1: a troubled pass. Like I feel like you were a
Speaker 1: grown up, you were adult. Maybe you understand you. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm moving on, but you're want to talk
Speaker 1: about it. You're talking about adulthood when you're the one
Speaker 1: that's telling her to show the band her boobs. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: on the on that particular note, I thought it would
Speaker 1: be cool that if she showed the band her boobs
Speaker 1: then we could maybe get like a backstage pass. I
Speaker 1: would really impress Mariss. Uh, that's not impressing me if
Speaker 1: I'm the one doing the work, if something as like
Speaker 1: smuggling beer. But I have to put my life on
Speaker 1: the line for going into the show or not. It's
Speaker 1: not putting your life on the line. It's having a
Speaker 1: little fun, Mariss. I need to lighten up a little bit,
Speaker 1: live a little bit. I mean you smuggling beer. Everybody
Speaker 1: smuggles beer. Put in your purse, your socks. I don't
Speaker 1: care if you're hoodie. Okay, maybe that was an overstatement,
Speaker 1: but come on, man, you've never been to that venue before.
Speaker 1: They were checking everything. It was just a stupid idea, Mersa.
Speaker 1: Do you even hear what you're saying. You're talking like
Speaker 1: somebody who doesn't know how to experience life to the fullest.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're gonna stay there if you don't lighting up.
Speaker 1: Maybe your definition of living life to the fullest and
Speaker 1: mine are a little bit different. And why wouldn't you
Speaker 1: be You have socks, You could smuggle beer yourself. Why
Speaker 1: does she have to do it. She's a gorgeous female.
Speaker 1: She can get away with a lot more than I can.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Okay, thank you for the compliment. I
Speaker 1: appreciate that, But like beer aside, there were so many
Speaker 1: other things wrong with the date, Marissa. I feel like
Speaker 1: I just feel like if you loosen up, live a
Speaker 1: little bit, have a little fun, we could have another
Speaker 1: date and we'd have a good time. I just feel
Speaker 1: like you were too tight Lacedae. It's her fault. Well,
Speaker 1: good show up, Marissa. What's your problem? By yourself a
Speaker 1: little bit for some backstage passes, amen, I was being sarcastic.
Speaker 1: If I really got boring, Why do you want to
Speaker 1: go out on a day with me again? Because you're
Speaker 1: at a car show. Most girls don't go to car shows,
Speaker 1: so boom right there, you're my material? Oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I thought you were my material too. But you
Speaker 1: don't even own a car. But he's got car jokes
Speaker 1: for days. I have a car, Marissa. It's a nice car.
Speaker 1: I just can't drive it. Okay, Marissa, would you like
Speaker 1: to go out with Roger again? We will pay for
Speaker 1: a second day. No, I'm not up to being told
Speaker 1: how boring I am for another date. It's probably a
Speaker 1: good call, Merissa. If you had done the things I
Speaker 1: told you to, you would have had the time of
Speaker 1: your life. It wouldn't have been boring at all. Sorry,
Speaker 1: my definition of fun just isn't cloudsurfing and stowing my
Speaker 1: boobs the strangers. You know what you do? Sound a
Speaker 1: little boring, Rissa, I gotta say sorry, Roger, no second date, man.
Speaker 1: Come on, Rissa. Thank you for listening and thank you
Speaker 1: for telling us what happened on your date. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Oh my pleasure sounds like Roger. Good luck in the future.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you'll be able to find a nice lady
Speaker 1: who will let you show her boobs to strangers exactly.
Speaker 1: That's what we need, more open country. What else to
Speaker 1: support you? On jul in the morning text in at
Speaker 1: seven eighty five nine too, that says, if Roger's looking
Speaker 1: for a girl who's willing to flash her goods, I'll
Speaker 1: go out with him. I've shown my girls to nine
Speaker 1: different bands so far, going on double digits. Sounds like
Speaker 1: she's a lot of fun. I feel like she was
Speaker 1: flashing us when she texted that. Yeah, talking about today's
Speaker 1: second date update, The student named Roger wanted to call
Speaker 1: Marissa and find out why she wasn't getting back to
Speaker 1: him after their date. Turns out he picked her up
Speaker 1: on a bike. Well, he drove to her a house
Speaker 1: on a bike and then said, hey, by the way,
Speaker 1: can you drive us to a concert. He tried to
Speaker 1: get her to smuggle beer into the concert. She didn't
Speaker 1: want to. He tried to pick her up and throw
Speaker 1: her into the crowd so she could CrowdSurf. She didn't
Speaker 1: want to do that, and he even tried to convince
Speaker 1: her to flash the band. Basically, he was just a
Speaker 1: maniac at this concert, and she told him that she
Speaker 1: had to use the restroom and ditched him and never
Speaker 1: called him again and does not want to ever see
Speaker 1: him again. Which no one can blame her because it's
Speaker 1: not like he was doing any of these things he wanted.
Speaker 1: He was like trying to force her to CrowdSurf, Like
Speaker 1: go do it yourself if you really want to, buddy,
Speaker 1: But like stopping the peer pressure. Man, I love the excuse, like,
Speaker 1: well maybe we could have gotten backstage passes. It's like
Speaker 1: that's not the reason, you will know. Yeah, he wanted
Speaker 1: to see it for himself. Texting at seven eight five nine,
Speaker 1: he says, I think Marissa needs to lighten up a
Speaker 1: little she sounds like an eighty year old crotchety bag.
Speaker 1: Have some fun while you're young, Like this guy was
Speaker 1: an a hole the whole concert, and everybody's ripping on
Speaker 1: her for not flashing the band, oh my gosh, and
Speaker 1: as if even if she got backstage passes like he
Speaker 1: would have been invited. Yeah, I mean, the reason the
Speaker 1: band would invite you back isn't the reason why they're
Speaker 1: going to have a dude come along too, So they
Speaker 1: agreed to not go out again. Poor Roger. But hopefully
Speaker 1: I'll find somebody who's a little more his speed and
Speaker 1: not so boring stick in the mind. Yeah, I remember.
Speaker 1: If you want to do a Seconday update, I'll have
Speaker 1: to do is email the show and we will call
Speaker 1: the person who didn't call you back. Young Jeffrey's Song
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