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Speaker 1: But you know I finally figured it out. Man. God

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Speaker 1: Morning show Man Greatest Morning Showing Up. Today's show is

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Speaker 1: it is that time, junior. You're ready? Absolutely, is everybody ready? Yes,

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Speaker 1: me just tell y'all something here. I was. I'm doing

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Speaker 1: me actually into writing limericks. So you're not doing poems, No, No,

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Speaker 1: this is limericks. Hit myself. I need to be doing

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Speaker 1: You just got pranked by all your bridesmaids. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Jay,

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Speaker 1: you're here with a segment called thick book or thin book?

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Speaker 1: Please explain then book. I have never written a book

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Speaker 1: some explaining. Make Up tips by Michael Blackson book right there.

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Speaker 1: I like Michael. How to put bass in your voice

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Speaker 1: by Junior. What do you think A real pages? A

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Speaker 1: couple of pages? Got some I'm using it now. A

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Speaker 1: thick a thin book, thick a thin book. Cooking Tips

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Speaker 1: paper tip because and at the end of it. She

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Speaker 1: gonna try to cook some turn into a TV show, Jake,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna turn into a fire. I'm hitting everybody. Here

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Speaker 1: we go racing tips by timing. You go to hand track,

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Speaker 1: you mean track and running. That's the same. I'm hitting everybody,

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Speaker 1: So get ready. I really give a damn about my

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Speaker 1: Colin Forrell. What you think I think it's gonna be anything?

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Speaker 1: That's the time. What is it? Sick of thin books?

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Speaker 1: These are I'm letting you know. These are thick books

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Speaker 1: or thin books? Got books or thin books? Did I

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Speaker 1: give you white women that have dated Jake? Is that

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Speaker 1: a thick book? That's probably a thick book? Maybe? Huh?

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Speaker 1: I'm hitting what? What? What? Sick of thin book? Comedy

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Speaker 1: tips by Nick Cannon. You're throwing rocks, by Jake. You

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Speaker 1: throw rocks Cannon at Nick Cannon. That hurt another friend, Steve,

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Speaker 1: we've lost. You ain't going on the show. No, I'll

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Speaker 1: never be on the wilding Out. I never al Right,

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Speaker 1: Here we go, last one, last one books or thin books?

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Speaker 1: I guess I should pack up after this one. Go ahead,

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Speaker 1: thick the thin books? Hit tips by Steve Harvey. What

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Speaker 1: do you think? Hair tip? By Steve Hard He had

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Speaker 1: a lot of hair and now he's now we got

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Speaker 1: but we got the mustard. Now we got the beard.

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Speaker 1: Now I got. I got one last one for you, Jay.

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Speaker 1: This ain't a good week? What is it? Man? Radio?

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Speaker 1: Employment by r to be a book, another one for

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Speaker 1: Jay though, another book for Jake. Comedy clubs. I can't

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Speaker 1: go back to got all right, Steve, Let's get to

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Speaker 1: the news, ladies and gentlemen. Miss Anne trip, thank you

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Speaker 1: very much, and this is an trip with the news.

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Speaker 1: While President Trump talked about Baltimore again at a rally

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Speaker 1: yesterday that he held in Cincinnati, he blamed Democrats, claiming

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Speaker 1: that they ruined great cities, blamed Democrats for everything basically.

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Speaker 1: There's word that a New York City Police departmental judge

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Speaker 1: is going to announce her decision in the Eric Garner

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Speaker 1: case sometime today. Garner's door to Emerald says she's grateful

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Speaker 1: that people, even at the presidential debates, spoke out and

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Speaker 1: needs to keep repeating the same thing over and over again.

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Speaker 1: I will continue to say fire Pantaleo. I will continue

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Speaker 1: to call for someone to make a decision, and of

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Speaker 1: course that to refert reference to us to build a Blasio,

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Speaker 1: the mayor of New York City who's also hoping to

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Speaker 1: become the presidential candidate for the Democratic Party. A former

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Speaker 1: director of the Richard Nixon Presidential Library, a guy named

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Speaker 1: Tim Naftali, says he found a tape of in October

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Speaker 1: nineteen seventy one phone call that Ronald Reagan places to

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Speaker 1: And the call Reagan, who was about to become the

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Speaker 1: Monkeys County, uncomfortable where and that Sir Richard Nixon laughing.

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Speaker 1: Santa Rampaul, one of only two Senators to vote against

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Speaker 1: Party is dead. Paul says that the new budget deal

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Speaker 1: death of the Tea Party. New deal are raised his

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Speaker 1: government spending to three hundred and twenty four billion dollars

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Speaker 1: under this Republican president. The populist and many say racist

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Speaker 1: Tea Party movement dates back to two thousand and nine

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Speaker 1: when CNBC reporter Nick Santelli ranted against spending my President

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Speaker 1: Obama and called for a Tea Party revolt. They've been

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Speaker 1: barely heard from ever since Donald Trump has been elected.

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Speaker 1: Today's the day that the governor Puerto Ricos to give

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Speaker 1: up the range of power due to scandal involving some

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Speaker 1: eight hundred pages of leaked out in profaning email communications

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Speaker 1: to him and eleven of his pals. Will see how

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Speaker 1: that goes. Bad news on the labor front, Lows has

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Speaker 1: told thousands of US workers that their jobs are being eliminated.

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Speaker 1: Five police officers in Columbus, Ohio facing departmental charges for

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Speaker 1: their roles and arresting Stephanie Clifford, better known as stan

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Speaker 1: Wormy Daniels, that stripper who said she had an affair

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Speaker 1: with Donald Trump, who was paid off storming assist the

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Speaker 1: police who are trying to damage her reputation because she

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Speaker 1: spoke out against Trump, so she's suing. By the way,

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Speaker 1: and today as National Women's Astronomer Day, back to the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to morning show. Okay,

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Speaker 1: a really few depressing reasons someone will lie on a date.

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Speaker 1: You want to hear these and then you give it yours,

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Speaker 1: all right. They don't believe they're good enough, so they'll lie.

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Speaker 1: If they think of love, of dating, and of relationships

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Speaker 1: as a game. They they just don't know any better,

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Speaker 1: so they lie. Yeah, I'm lying. I'm not I'm lying.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna lie. Yeah, and I know you guys have

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you I want to be with you. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: That's just three reasons. Yeah, yeah, yeah, those are the

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Speaker 1: three main ones. They don't believe they're good enough. They

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Speaker 1: think of it as a game, and they just simply

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Speaker 1: do not see. It's not that you don't thank you

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Speaker 1: good enough. You're just making show you good enough. Build

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Speaker 1: it up. Oh yeah, No, it ain't that you don't

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Speaker 1: thank you good enough. If you're trying to stack the deck.

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Speaker 1: How much you make a year, four hundred thousands? You

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Speaker 1: know you know, you make forty add a whole about

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Speaker 1: four hundred thousand. You know, I get it. It's a

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Speaker 1: bonus at the end of the year. And then they

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Speaker 1: keep a hopeful of things gonna be. Yeah, I just

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Speaker 1: got this job, so I'm on pace. Yeah, my bonus

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Speaker 1: check at the end of ye be three hundreds nothing.

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Speaker 1: Because they think it's a game. They just think, you know, dating,

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Speaker 1: loving relationships. They think of it as a game. It's

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Speaker 1: just a game. So well, for guys in the throwback business,

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Speaker 1: it is a game. What do you mean? Some girls

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Speaker 1: into it for game too. They just want to see

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Speaker 1: if they can run their little situation and make it

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Speaker 1: work out. You know. And a lot of women are

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Speaker 1: playing the game now, so a lot of people do

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Speaker 1: think it's a game. It sounds to me like you're

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Speaker 1: justifying all this line that you No, I'm not justifying nothing,

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Speaker 1: but a lot of people think it's a game. Me

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Speaker 1: and and women now treat dating like a game. That's

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Speaker 1: why so many that's why families just broken the air.

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Speaker 1: But everything jacked up now because TV show Man that catfish.

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Speaker 1: That's unbelievable to me. Three years online with a person,

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Speaker 1: then you going to meet them. But I'm in a

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Speaker 1: damn stranger Connor card playing. Man. This little dude, good looking,

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Speaker 1: little black kid, was on Catfish. I went to see

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Speaker 1: this girl when man, you should have seen this girl. Dog,

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Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie to you. Dog out of whoop.

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Speaker 1: The dude on Captain, I swear to God out of

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Speaker 1: star because they know what the person looked like for this.

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Speaker 1: This big girl came to this dope. Man. It was Lyne,

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Speaker 1: told my she not here, come back later. And the

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Speaker 1: little dude, good looking, little black dude. But I couldn't

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Speaker 1: understand it. Man, where you you? He got to have

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Speaker 1: plenty girl friends back in Saint Louis. You're gonna caught

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Speaker 1: this plane down hill. It's me that little dude looks

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Speaker 1: She finally came clean and said it was me what

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Speaker 1: she looked like. George Wallace, Mamma, it was you. Don't

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Speaker 1: show called money, Mama, Joe. You're proud of yourself right now. Wow,

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Speaker 1: he was waiting. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,

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Speaker 1: it's time now for comedy roulette. Jay, please quickly. It's

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Speaker 1: so easy to explain this. You test out comedy ability

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Speaker 1: every week. Yeah, tell you what you do take five subjects.

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Speaker 1: Put him on the wheel, spind the wheel around. Stop,

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Speaker 1: say how good we are? We take from that? All right,

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Speaker 1: let's go put all right, here we go. Here are

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Speaker 1: the subjects. Number one, the deltas ain't all that you

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Speaker 1: just just read us that read that. Number two, your

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Speaker 1: car smells funny. That's a good one. Never number three.

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Speaker 1: You try to act like you don't know nobody. Alright, alright.

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Speaker 1: Never number four. People who let their new positions to

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Speaker 1: their heads. That's the real one, now, yeah, and then

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Speaker 1: and then number five skycats spend the wheel, put them up,

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Speaker 1: spending the wheel catt for people who let their new

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Speaker 1: positions go to their head and have Let me start

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Speaker 1: off right, man. You know the people who get just

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Speaker 1: a little small lass name tag on their dove, ain't

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Speaker 1: never had one, And all of them sudden they bidding

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Speaker 1: you just because they got a name tag. They're a

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Speaker 1: little two cent raised who damn sent no, not not

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Speaker 1: not for neckli speaking, that's all they got with two

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Speaker 1: damn sins. Check one, check that sh how about that? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what you mean? What you mean? I got two cents

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Speaker 1: more than you? Yeah, I'll tell you what under about

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Speaker 1: to do? Positions when he go to their head. I

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Speaker 1: used working fast food, right man, by parting on fry

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden somebody got called in. He now

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Speaker 1: he gets to wear a head set. Now he talking crazy.

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Speaker 1: Try Now he ain't farted the crew no more. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I said, I need to fry up. Naw, you ain't

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Speaker 1: because he got the head set on. Because the boss

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Speaker 1: that called in sick. This show first day went. He

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Speaker 1: didn't even know how to control it. He he man,

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Speaker 1: I take your order. But he comes on in a

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Speaker 1: calm in the back when he's gonna the other budd

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Speaker 1: to go out to the order. I'm just saying, he

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Speaker 1: don't do no good and dog gone with you. Ain't

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Speaker 1: posting on Facebook that you to lead vacuum cleaner operator

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Speaker 1: at the plan really? And now you got your picture

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Speaker 1: on now with the valuum really? Yeah? Yeah, yeah man.

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Speaker 1: That's how they do it. People let their new positions

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Speaker 1: go to their head. I just have two words for

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Speaker 1: this one. Donald Trump will cut upon man here that

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Speaker 1: in the fool letting the new gub go straight to

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Speaker 1: his head. I got I got a part of mine

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Speaker 1: in the joint, right, So I go to see him.

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Speaker 1: He working in the furniture department. Right now, the people

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Speaker 1: in the furniture department and make three cents hour. The

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Speaker 1: other workers make two cents hour. Do you know that

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Speaker 1: the three centers talk trash to the two centers? How

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Speaker 1: much money are you making? Two center? You ain't making

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Speaker 1: no money? When you start to make some cash, talk

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Speaker 1: to me. Oh, man, I feel a new position, go

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Speaker 1: to head right, let it go right to their head.

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Speaker 1: And you know what when I can't understand no, man,

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Speaker 1: is that when you do get a new position, I come,

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Speaker 1: everybody else got to call you by your last day

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Speaker 1: like you just U was Charles yesterday. Don't you expect

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Speaker 1: us call you mister Jakes. We gotta call you mister

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Speaker 1: Jacks now today. But it was Charles yester. They just

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Speaker 1: gave your hold on, hold on, hold on hold. I

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Speaker 1: know you ain't put aside in front of your parking

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Speaker 1: space at the job. That's a Larry Jenkins lead bath

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Speaker 1: room attend I know you ain't done this. Whatever, you

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Speaker 1: ain't done this, Larry, you lead bath room. That what happened? Man?

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Speaker 1: Go to the here. Oh you got a new position,

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Speaker 1: but you're still getting the ride to work with me? Oh,

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Speaker 1: you don't even work. Well, I thought you letting you.

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Speaker 1: I thought you letting your job. Let the job. He

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Speaker 1: want to talk. You're listening, Steve Harvey morning. All right, everybody,

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Speaker 1: it's your boy jams around for the jay Spot Comedy

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Speaker 1: Club this Tuesday night. Jaspot Comedy Club, fifty five eighty

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Speaker 1: one westman Chester Avenue. I'm inviting all of I like

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Speaker 1: to say that the comedians who have performed at the

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Speaker 1: Jaspot Comedy Club. I'm having a comedian appreciation night. I

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Speaker 1: got food, I got champagne, I got liquor. I got no.

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Speaker 1: I don't have that. We're not gonna have that. Come out, eat, drink,

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Speaker 1: Hang on with you, boy. It's Tuesday night now. It's

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Speaker 1: RSVP called the Jaspot Comedy Club. You know the number.

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Speaker 1: Leave your name. You can't bring any guests. It's just

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Speaker 1: comedians and comedians. Let's come out and have a good

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Speaker 1: time at the Jaspot. It's on me. I got you.

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Speaker 1: Jaspot Comedy Club, fifty five. It's just comedians, customers. You

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Speaker 1: can't come fifty five anyone westman Chester. I got food,

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Speaker 1: I got chicken, I got everything. Fifty five anyone westman

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Speaker 1: Chester Avenue. Watch out there. Now what you got paper club? Okay,

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Speaker 1: don't say no more, don't do it. You don't want

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Speaker 1: him to speak? Do you know what? Yes? Clip but

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Speaker 1: in a prank? H yes, I just thought it was

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Speaker 1: an outburst of yeah, you go too far so travel.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Veronica Hiver Rona. How are you doing?

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Speaker 1: My name is Philip. I'm from CORP. How you doing?

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Speaker 1: I'm good? Thank you? How can I help you today?

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Speaker 1: You were with the company here? Um? Uh see you

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Speaker 1: just left about what six months ago? That's correct? Okay?

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Speaker 1: And you left with a chevnce am I right? That's right.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Philip. My name is Philip. Philip. I'm actually

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Speaker 1: calling on some security questions and wanted to reach out

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Speaker 1: to you. Now you you own your own travel agency

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Speaker 1: now that's correct? Okay? Um? Now you actually left with

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Speaker 1: the severance when you when you left the company at

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Speaker 1: the right, that's right? Okay? And how long were you

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Speaker 1: actually with? Uh? I was in eight years? I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: whom my things are again? My name is Philip. I'm

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Speaker 1: with security and what can I do for you? Philip? H? Well,

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Speaker 1: we got we have you. You started this business? Now

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Speaker 1: did you start it before you left, Philip, I started

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Speaker 1: this bigness after I left there. You started it after

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Speaker 1: you left there, that's correct, one month, one month after

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Speaker 1: you left there. Okay, So the reason why I'm giving

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Speaker 1: you a call, and I've been you know, we've gone

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Speaker 1: through some security tapes and things of that nature. We're

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Speaker 1: missing so many rims of paper, We're missing thousands of

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Speaker 1: paper clips, we're missing so many office applies, and it's

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Speaker 1: been brought to the security's attention that it's targeting that

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Speaker 1: you are the person that has taken all of this

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Speaker 1: this office. I'm sorry. Let me let me get this right, Philip.

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Speaker 1: You are calling my place of business asking me if

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Speaker 1: I have used paper clips and paper. I have customers

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Speaker 1: in my establishment right now. I can't talk to you

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Speaker 1: about this, Okay, ma'am listen. I know that I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: for calling your place to business, but I want to

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Speaker 1: say that we're at the point of actually picking you

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Speaker 1: up behind items that have been taken from the company.

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Speaker 1: So I wanted to call and see if we could

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Speaker 1: get it taken care of over the phone. Now you

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Speaker 1: gotta go, then I'm gonna have to actually come out

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Speaker 1: to your business. And that's something that I'm trying not

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Speaker 1: to do you know what? Hold on? What that? If

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Speaker 1: you hold that? One? Who does this on my phone

687
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Speaker 1: talking about some damn paper clips. I have been gone

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Speaker 1: from there for six months. Ain't you calling me now

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Speaker 1: about some paper and someone paper clips? Man, we're missing

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Speaker 1: at least five thousand paper clips. I'm gonna tell you

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Speaker 1: what you can do this. I have been out of

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Speaker 1: that company for six months. I worked for y'all for

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Speaker 1: eight years, and you all let me go. I didn't

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Speaker 1: take anything from you. Okay. Have you ever used any

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Speaker 1: paper or any paper clips outside? Have you done that?

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Speaker 1: Of course? I used paper every day. I'm on a business, okay,

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Speaker 1: But you're using our paper for your own personal business.

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Speaker 1: You're travel agent or whatever it is that you have.

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Speaker 1: You're using office supplies. That right there is against the law.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I will go and buy you some damn

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Speaker 1: paper clips. Okay, Well we don't want paper clips. Man.

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Speaker 1: Now we've given you a severance play and for my understanding,

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Speaker 1: it's been a substantial amount. And right now it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be filing charges and taking you to court over these

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Speaker 1: paper clips and paper. I'm gonna tell you what you

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Speaker 1: can do it. In five thousand paper clips on paper

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Speaker 1: clip them together and hang you out for by your

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Speaker 1: I didn't steal the damn paperclips. You're gonna call me

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Speaker 1: six months water talk about some paper and paper clips, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to go back up the book fill up.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, this is some fillip. So are you wanting

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Speaker 1: to return all the merchandise because it looks like I

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Speaker 1: didn't take no merchandise. I don't have to steal nothing

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Speaker 1: from y'all. I work for you for eight years. Something

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Speaker 1: about for eight years? You stole paper paper clips, you

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Speaker 1: stole office supplied scissors, masking tape, you have taken markers, pens.

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Speaker 1: We got it down to know what video tape you

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Speaker 1: got pillip. I ain't steal nothing from y'all. I was

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Speaker 1: an employee of the year. You all gave me at

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Speaker 1: Severn package. How dare you call me six months later?

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Speaker 1: You can take ten paper clips and shove them up

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Speaker 1: you're behind? Excuse me? Are we done here? No? We're

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Speaker 1: not done here. So take your videotape and your paper

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Speaker 1: clips and your scissors, and you know what to do

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Speaker 1: with them. No, No, I don't. Man. Now, listen what

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Speaker 1: we're gonna have to do is You're gonna get served

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Speaker 1: right there, Etra Travel Agency, where are you locating? We're

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Speaker 1: listening over five thousand paper clips and we need those. Now,

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Speaker 1: what's your address. I'm gonna bring your game paper and

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Speaker 1: paper clips to you. How about that? So you are

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Speaker 1: you are guilty of using a paper aren't you? We

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Speaker 1: all used paper filler. I don't feel which means guess what.

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Speaker 1: It's against the law, which means you're helping yall something.

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Speaker 1: If you have taken one paper clip, it's against the law.

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Speaker 1: And you got ends in your car. Feeler, that's a corporation.

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Speaker 1: I bet you do. I work for the company. I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to run a business. So you're stealing too. Give

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Speaker 1: me your voice's number. You calling my damn phone talking

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Speaker 1: about some pens and paper clips? Here, wash your mine?

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Speaker 1: Give me your address. I'll bring the pens and paper clips.

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Speaker 1: You ain't got to what you do? Think so many

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Speaker 1: pens and so many paper clips? So I was run

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Speaker 1: run up business. Don't call my phone within I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about something. I'm gonna slay this to you now. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go ahead and order. I'm ordering the police to

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Speaker 1: come and pick you up. Okay, because I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: get the problem taking care about the phone. Bring the

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Speaker 1: police and you come with them. Come get it. I

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Speaker 1: got something for you when you get here and bring them.

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Speaker 1: You're calling me about some paper and paper clips. I've

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Speaker 1: been going from here for six months. Clidam, you have

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Speaker 1: stolen paper clips from the company and we want our

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Speaker 1: paper clips. Bring your over here. You want to getting

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Speaker 1: some damn paper clips, and I'm gonna call my man

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Speaker 1: so he can kick your over here if you want to.

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Speaker 1: You want to address you want to address up. Come on,

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Speaker 1: I'm a professional. I'm trying to run a business. I

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Speaker 1: gotta walk away from my customers. If it was about

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Speaker 1: from pens and papers and paper clips because you stole

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Speaker 1: over five thousand player, you're a fat and then you

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Speaker 1: also you better be ready because you're stowing some stuff

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Speaker 1: for Tommy and he's been over here. Wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: wait time. Tommy says you're stowing a bunch of his stuff. Listen,

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Speaker 1: I don't know nobody made no debt. You don't know

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Speaker 1: nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey More on the show.

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Speaker 1: You don't know him? What's you say? I say? Do

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Speaker 1: you know nephew? Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Do you know him? You gotta be kicking me. Your

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Speaker 1: girlfriend Dorthel got me to break funk, called you. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna kick out. I'm I'm going to get hurt

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Speaker 1: right now, I'm gonna kick out. You made me step

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Speaker 1: in the back room on you. Hey, let me ask

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Speaker 1: you somethaby. What is the badest I mean, the baddest

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Speaker 1: radio show in the Lady Show. How y'all feel about

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Speaker 1: how y'all feel about? Lord? Yeah, he worries. But but

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Speaker 1: that's that's what I do, though, Jay, That's what I do.

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Speaker 1: I know. I Okay. August the third, I'm on the

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Speaker 1: plane Saturday morning. I am headed to Summer Breeze Comedy

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Speaker 1: Show Sygonaw, Michigan, Huntington Event Park at the Dow Event Center.

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Speaker 1: Show jumps off seven o'clock and then August thirtieth and

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Speaker 1: thirty first, Um, mister Harmonica, if you would Labor Day weekend,

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Speaker 1: it is Bethesda Blues and Jazz supper Club and that's

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Speaker 1: the background plays. I will let you know that I

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Speaker 1: would be at the Bethesta Blues and JAD Supper Club

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Speaker 1: to Friday and to Saturday, what's your harmonica? Me ya? Please?

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Speaker 1: Thank you all right, thank you Jay, and thank your nephew.

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Speaker 1: Can set? Yeah, I can't even can't wait to see

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Speaker 1: your set. Jazzy neff. All right, listen, we're coming. He

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Speaker 1: doesn't have any rhythm at all. I got coming out

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Speaker 1: to the Strawberry Letter jokes got real shup call. You're

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Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show right now. It

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Speaker 1: is time for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need

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Speaker 1: any advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting and more,

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Speaker 1: submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM dot com

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Speaker 1: and click submit Strawberry Letter, Right Steve, Yeah, step up

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Speaker 1: to the mic. No, yeah, wasn't buddle up? Hold on tight?

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Speaker 1: We got it for you. Here. It is the Strawberry Letter. Subject.

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Speaker 1: Is he my kids daddy or granddaddy? Dear Stephen Shirley,

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Speaker 1: As nephew Tommy would say, buckle up and hold on tight.

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Speaker 1: He just said for real this time. There's no easy

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Speaker 1: way to explain my situation. I am a twenty eight

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Speaker 1: year old married woman. I married my high school sweetheart

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Speaker 1: and we have six kids. But I'm not sure who

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Speaker 1: my father. Who my kid's father is here's why. Ten

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Speaker 1: years ago, I lost my parents in a bad accident,

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Speaker 1: and living without them was unbearable for me. I started drinking, partying,

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Speaker 1: and having sex all of the time with different men.

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Speaker 1: I was a mess. My boyfriend had no idea about

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Speaker 1: my secret sex life. One night, when I was drunk,

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Speaker 1: I went to my boyfriend's house looking for him and

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Speaker 1: ended up having sex with his father. His dad and

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Speaker 1: I had amazing sexual chemistry, so we continue to have

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Speaker 1: sex for years. I got pregnant with my first child,

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Speaker 1: and my boyfriend and I got married. Since i've been married,

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Speaker 1: I've only had sex with my husband and his dad.

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Speaker 1: I do not use protection with my husband, and I

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Speaker 1: do not use protection with his dad. Recently, my husband's

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Speaker 1: dad and I ended our affair because it was getting

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Speaker 1: harder to sneak around. I also stopped drinking and decided

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Speaker 1: to get my life together so I can be a

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Speaker 1: better wife and a great mom. But the first thing

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Speaker 1: I need to do is figure out who the daddy

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Speaker 1: of each of my kids. Who is the daddy of

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Speaker 1: each one of my kids? Is it my husband or

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Speaker 1: is it his father. I love my husband dearly and

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Speaker 1: I don't want to lose him. His love and support

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Speaker 1: got me through the worst part of my life. I

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Speaker 1: need to tell him about my affair with his dad,

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Speaker 1: and I need to get him to do a DNA test.

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Speaker 1: My kids deserve to know who their dad is, right,

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Speaker 1: But I don't want to ruin the relationship that my

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Speaker 1: husband has with his dad. So how do I approach this?

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00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:47,480
Speaker 1: Please help? Well, yeah, yeah, this is one of those moments. Yeah,

834
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 1: you're going to ruin the relationship. I mean, no doubt

835
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 1: about it. If you tell there's you're going to do that.

836
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:57,799
Speaker 1: I mean, so don't even I don't even know why

837
00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:59,839
Speaker 1: you put that in the letter, because that's definitely going

838
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:03,520
Speaker 1: to happen. You know, I'm sorry that you lost your parents,

839
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 1: your parents ten years ago. You know. That's why they

840
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:09,799
Speaker 1: have counseling and stuff like that, so people can work

841
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:12,480
Speaker 1: on those kinds of issues and not use drinking and

842
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 1: sex and things like that to get through it. That's

843
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:18,440
Speaker 1: what you did, That's what happened. This is really crazy. Um,

844
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:22,040
Speaker 1: I'm glad you've changed your life around, but boy, have

845
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:26,080
Speaker 1: you left just a trail of mess behind, just a trail.

846
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:28,880
Speaker 1: What I don't understand is why you kept sleeping with

847
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:32,920
Speaker 1: both of them, both your dad, his dad and your husband,

848
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:35,920
Speaker 1: the dad's son. Why why did you keep doing it

849
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,799
Speaker 1: for so long? You said you did it for years,

850
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:41,000
Speaker 1: And why were you doing it with no protection? Because

851
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:43,040
Speaker 1: you know when you do it with no protection, you

852
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 1: can get pregnant or get a disease or something. I mean,

853
00:56:46,560 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 1: that was just dumb. I don't think you should tell.

854
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:56,239
Speaker 1: I just don't. I mean, I mean, no, there there

855
00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:58,960
Speaker 1: are times, you know, when when this applies, and I

856
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:01,279
Speaker 1: just think there's one of them. I just think this

857
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:02,880
Speaker 1: is a secret you're going to have to take to

858
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:05,600
Speaker 1: your grave, because there's no way if you do tell,

859
00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:08,480
Speaker 1: you're not going to ruin their relationship. This is just

860
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:10,800
Speaker 1: because of your past behavior. This is just one of

861
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 1: those burdens you have to carry, and you got to

862
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:17,120
Speaker 1: carry it to your grave as far as I'm concerned, Steve,

863
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:22,720
Speaker 1: First of all, system you've made a series of bad

864
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 1: mistakes and you just got to eat him. But now

865
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:29,440
Speaker 1: this moment that you're having in this letter, I need

866
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:34,400
Speaker 1: to tell him talking about your husband, I love my

867
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:37,960
Speaker 1: husband dearly and I don't want to lose him. His

868
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 1: love and support got me through the worst part of

869
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 1: my life. I need to tell him about my affair

870
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:45,840
Speaker 1: with his dad, and I need him to get him

871
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 1: to do a DNA test. My kids deserve to know

872
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:52,000
Speaker 1: who their dad is, right, But I don't want to

873
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 1: ruin a relationship that my husband has with his dad.

874
00:57:55,320 --> 00:57:59,160
Speaker 1: So how do I approach this? Please help? There's nothing

875
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:05,320
Speaker 1: to approach you. You've made a series of mistakes, horrible mistakes.

876
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:10,000
Speaker 1: You're not the only one to blame here. This man's

877
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:15,320
Speaker 1: your husband's father, has a world of responsibility to bear

878
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 1: up under this. How could you do this to your son?

879
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 1: That's a big issue too, How could you do this

880
00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:28,160
Speaker 1: to your son? See, now here's the messed up part.

881
00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 1: You're the only one getting everything you want, young lady.

882
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 1: You're the only one getting everything you want. You got

883
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:40,920
Speaker 1: your husband, you got your affair, you got your kids,

884
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:44,200
Speaker 1: you got all this. Now, you ain't saying you ain't

885
00:58:44,240 --> 00:58:46,920
Speaker 1: had no troubles in your life. You have, but you've

886
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:51,720
Speaker 1: compounded them with some other decisions too. For now, and

887
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:55,200
Speaker 1: then the father in law, this man you have an

888
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:58,760
Speaker 1: affair with, he getting everything he won't. He got grandkids,

889
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:01,520
Speaker 1: he got his son, he got his daughter in law,

890
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:07,400
Speaker 1: he got a chick on the side, he coup that's trifle.

891
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:11,280
Speaker 1: So you and him have been the only ones getting

892
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 1: exactly what you knew you were getting. Let's look at

893
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:18,360
Speaker 1: the lives who don't know what they was getting. Your

894
00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:22,400
Speaker 1: kids don't know who they dog on daddy is not

895
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:25,120
Speaker 1: really But then it's really not a question for them

896
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:28,640
Speaker 1: right now because they're just assuming that's my daddy. If

897
00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 1: you take that from them, what have you done? This

898
00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:34,640
Speaker 1: ain't the time to run your mouth. This is the

899
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:41,000
Speaker 1: one time Sherilly then got this straight. No, really, really,

900
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 1: you always recommended telling the truth, and now you saying

901
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:47,200
Speaker 1: live a lie, and this is when you have to

902
00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:51,400
Speaker 1: live the lie because she's destroying families. If it's okay, Shelly,

903
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:53,920
Speaker 1: you've always said you should tell the truth. It's okay.

904
00:59:55,520 --> 01:00:01,280
Speaker 1: That's your hat. You hear though, You hear what you're

905
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:05,360
Speaker 1: wanting here, that's what you say, Shelly, Shirley. Just my

906
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:11,000
Speaker 1: turn with the letter name name, it's the Strawberry Letter.

907
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 1: We'll be back. You're listening, all right, Steve, come on

908
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:22,200
Speaker 1: with part two of your response to today's Strawberry Letters.

909
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:26,040
Speaker 1: Subject is he my kids daddy or granddaddy? Now, this

910
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 1: is the Strawberry letter. I've been asked by my co

911
01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:33,240
Speaker 1: host to keep her name out of my mouth when

912
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 1: I'm doing I'm finding that increasing difficult. But let's just

913
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:43,400
Speaker 1: reiterate this twenty one year old married woman married to

914
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 1: a high school sweetheart, got six kids. Ten years ago.

915
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:50,240
Speaker 1: She lost my parents in a bad accident. She started

916
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:52,880
Speaker 1: drinking the health, sex with all kinds of men. One

917
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:55,000
Speaker 1: time she went over to the house looking for a boyfriend,

918
01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:57,920
Speaker 1: he wasn't there. She wounded up having sex with his daddy.

919
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:02,120
Speaker 1: They've continued to have this fair even though they've gotten married.

920
01:01:03,560 --> 01:01:08,760
Speaker 1: She has always kept an affair going with her husband's father.

921
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:12,080
Speaker 1: Now she got six kids, and she don't know whose

922
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:14,800
Speaker 1: kids they are, so she wants to go have a

923
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:19,320
Speaker 1: DNA test, so she wants to stop drinking. She stopped

924
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:21,880
Speaker 1: drinking and decided to get her life together so she

925
01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:25,000
Speaker 1: can be a better wife and a great mom. She said,

926
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:26,520
Speaker 1: But the first thing I need to do is figure

927
01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:28,600
Speaker 1: out who is the daddy of each one of my kids.

928
01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:32,840
Speaker 1: Is it my husband or is it his father. I

929
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:35,400
Speaker 1: love my husband dearly and I don't want to lose him.

930
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:39,160
Speaker 1: You're about to. His love and support got me through

931
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,200
Speaker 1: the worst part of my life, and this is how

932
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:44,520
Speaker 1: you repain. I need to tell him about my affair

933
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:46,640
Speaker 1: with his dad, and I need him to go get

934
01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:49,720
Speaker 1: to a DNA test. You're gonna go tell your husband

935
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:52,960
Speaker 1: about to a fair you've been having with his daddy. Now,

936
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 1: I just told you you're gonna ruin these kids' lives

937
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:58,680
Speaker 1: because these kids only know your husband as they dad,

938
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:03,000
Speaker 1: and they know Grandpa as their grandfather. You're gonna go

939
01:02:03,080 --> 01:02:06,080
Speaker 1: in there and rearrange that, but you don't want to

940
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:09,680
Speaker 1: lose your husband. This is exactly how you lose your husband.

941
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:13,080
Speaker 1: You're running out, running your mouth with disinformation right here.

942
01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:15,920
Speaker 1: The best thing you could do is stop seeing his

943
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:19,840
Speaker 1: old man, ask God for forgiveness and going to get

944
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:23,000
Speaker 1: your life together. If you do decide to go in

945
01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:24,960
Speaker 1: there and tell, which would be the dumbest thing you

946
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:28,480
Speaker 1: can do, You're going to ruin the kids' lives. Your

947
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:34,400
Speaker 1: husband his father's son relationship will be damaged, possibly beyond repair.

948
01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:40,080
Speaker 1: Your life will suffer because you won't have this husband anymore.

949
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:43,120
Speaker 1: Then you won't have their fair. You had it with

950
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:46,040
Speaker 1: and I got something else you haven't thought of. Your

951
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:51,360
Speaker 1: relationship with your children could be damaged by this because

952
01:02:51,400 --> 01:02:53,320
Speaker 1: when they get old and finally figure out what it

953
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:57,200
Speaker 1: is you did. That's gonna be a tough one. So

954
01:02:57,440 --> 01:03:00,840
Speaker 1: you're talking at this point doesn't make any sense to

955
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:04,600
Speaker 1: me at all. None. And once again I'm gonna say

956
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:09,840
Speaker 1: this though my co host has gotten it right by

957
01:03:09,960 --> 01:03:13,440
Speaker 1: telling you to stand down and shut your mouth. I

958
01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:18,320
Speaker 1: have promoted lying since we got on this show. That's

959
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:25,520
Speaker 1: the biggest promoter of truth telling. I have told her

960
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:30,920
Speaker 1: sometimes the reason me and lie is because if we

961
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:35,800
Speaker 1: know the truth ain't gonna go good, we will give

962
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:38,160
Speaker 1: you a lie. In state. This is one of those

963
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:41,960
Speaker 1: situations where the truth ain't gonna go good. There's no

964
01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:45,640
Speaker 1: good can come out to trait. I agree nothing. And

965
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:49,800
Speaker 1: finally I got her to understand why lying is necessary. Yeah,

966
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:53,680
Speaker 1: you can't. He'll destroy everything and everyone. It shouldn't have

967
01:03:53,720 --> 01:04:00,440
Speaker 1: been written. Yeah, but she's feeling guilty. That's what she feeling,

968
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:04,960
Speaker 1: all kinds of guilt since she's changed. Yeah, she's That's

969
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,960
Speaker 1: one thing she's gonna have to do. She may need

970
01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:10,240
Speaker 1: a lie therapy after all, you know, Yeah, to deal

971
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:12,400
Speaker 1: with all of this, because she's dealt with a lot.

972
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:14,880
Speaker 1: When you do tell them, do the kids say granddadda

973
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:29,280
Speaker 1: daddy is a legitimate everyone. So he is your brother,

974
01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:33,480
Speaker 1: really your niece or you? What do I call a kid?

975
01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:45,840
Speaker 1: What the kids going through? Get them? No, I was

976
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:52,200
Speaker 1: gonna say something reasonable. Oh, okay, technically the kids will

977
01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:57,439
Speaker 1: always be brother and sisters because they share the same mother. Yeah,

978
01:04:58,200 --> 01:05:02,080
Speaker 1: so technically they always be. Now if you get rid

979
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:05,520
Speaker 1: of the technicality, here we go, Uncle, you're gonna have

980
01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:09,880
Speaker 1: a damn problem because somebody over there is gonna have

981
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:18,360
Speaker 1: to be somebody daddy. This, one of them bars is

982
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:22,680
Speaker 1: gonna be on and one of them girls gonna be

983
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:30,680
Speaker 1: somebody aunt. But all of mistake, cousins, you gonna have

984
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:42,120
Speaker 1: to be the nieto. He has to get in roll

985
01:05:42,360 --> 01:05:46,040
Speaker 1: call at the family union. Gonna have a lot of

986
01:05:46,160 --> 01:05:50,800
Speaker 1: people standing up with the same damn title. And you

987
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:54,760
Speaker 1: can have multiple titles in this family with all the

988
01:05:54,880 --> 01:06:01,560
Speaker 1: sons of Walter stand up. Now when all the sons

989
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:07,040
Speaker 1: of Walter Junior? All right, Steve, we gotta get out

990
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:12,360
Speaker 1: of here. Email us that Strawberry letter, my girl, Shirley,

991
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:17,000
Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Morning Show. Okay, Steve, you

992
01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:20,560
Speaker 1: know there was a time when cheating was defined as

993
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:22,960
Speaker 1: either you were sleeping with someone else or you won't

994
01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:25,400
Speaker 1: or you weren't that it was just that simple, right, Well,

995
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:29,000
Speaker 1: now there's a new one, guys. It's called financial cheating.

996
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:35,200
Speaker 1: Psychologists define it as any purse purposeful financial deceit. Oh,

997
01:06:35,640 --> 01:06:40,560
Speaker 1: between two or more individuals who've got a stated or

998
01:06:40,680 --> 01:06:46,600
Speaker 1: unstated belief in mutual, honest communications around financial matters. So

999
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:48,960
Speaker 1: here's some things to look out for if you if

1000
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:52,720
Speaker 1: you suspect your spouse or your mate of financial infidelity

1001
01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:57,000
Speaker 1: pretending a new purchase is an old one. This jackie,

1002
01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:02,360
Speaker 1: see right there? Oh I knew, I knew this. Oh yeah,

1003
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:06,280
Speaker 1: it's just when this is me, this is us, right,

1004
01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:12,840
Speaker 1: this should have been number one. Hiding purchases and hiding receipts.

1005
01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:21,760
Speaker 1: Oh oh, fellas y'all go through that jacket. Jacket. My

1006
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:23,600
Speaker 1: wife don't do that. She just put the stuff in

1007
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:27,400
Speaker 1: the closet. I can't tell, wasn't yeah, okay, And I

1008
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:30,640
Speaker 1: show ain't looking for no receipts. So I missed that one. Yeah,

1009
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:32,720
Speaker 1: you put it in the trunk first, and you know,

1010
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:36,400
Speaker 1: then when the coast the coast, then you move it

1011
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:39,400
Speaker 1: to the closet. Okay, here's some other things when you

1012
01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:44,240
Speaker 1: know someone's financially cheating on you hiding credit card statements.

1013
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:50,080
Speaker 1: Oh I wish I could talk right now without why

1014
01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:53,120
Speaker 1: y'all saying? Because I want to say something I can't.

1015
01:07:53,680 --> 01:07:57,040
Speaker 1: That's why I'm saying. Uh, having a secret credit card,

1016
01:07:57,440 --> 01:08:00,600
Speaker 1: you know what, I tried to hold it. I hope

1017
01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:05,640
Speaker 1: she listens. I hope she listens. Oh you did it?

1018
01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:10,320
Speaker 1: Oh you you did that. Oh. Here's another one. Having

1019
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:13,080
Speaker 1: a secret stash of money. That's how you know you're

1020
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:18,320
Speaker 1: financially cheating on your party. Here's another one, Steve, keeping

1021
01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:21,439
Speaker 1: a raise or a bonus secret, not telling your spouse

1022
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:26,519
Speaker 1: about that. See if you like to go to Vegas

1023
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:32,800
Speaker 1: gambling money away in secret or winning. Told her that

1024
01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:36,400
Speaker 1: I had won these jackpots, and she go on the

1025
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:39,559
Speaker 1: side of the bed and get all these tickets. I'm

1026
01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:41,759
Speaker 1: gonna cash these in. Ain't no need of you giving

1027
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:48,760
Speaker 1: them back. What did she take your tickets? You get

1028
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:52,080
Speaker 1: ready do what. I'm gonna cash these tickets in. And

1029
01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:55,320
Speaker 1: some of these, some of these all she thought they

1030
01:08:55,479 --> 01:09:00,679
Speaker 1: token it may token chips. You're talking about chip ship?

1031
01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:03,080
Speaker 1: How much we're turning this in, Steve, you got a

1032
01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:04,760
Speaker 1: lot of money right here. We ain't got to go

1033
01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:08,400
Speaker 1: back and lose all this hey, listen to me. Listen

1034
01:09:08,439 --> 01:09:11,280
Speaker 1: to me, and you come to Vegas for two different reasons.

1035
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:15,840
Speaker 1: You're messing. You're now touching the main reason. I'm out.

1036
01:09:16,439 --> 01:09:18,479
Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back. You put them damn chips

1037
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:21,719
Speaker 1: down with more, step away from them, step waiting about

1038
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:24,360
Speaker 1: your tickets with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1039
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:31,400
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to string show. Let's keeping it.

1040
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:35,160
Speaker 1: One hundred questions from from Carla for the crew is uh,

1041
01:09:35,360 --> 01:09:37,960
Speaker 1: have you prayed for the downfall of your X and Y?

1042
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Speaker 1: Have you prayed guys, anybody for the downfall of your ex?

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01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:52,680
Speaker 1: I ain't that. I'm not that guy allegedly allegedly, allegedly

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01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:55,200
Speaker 1: I prayed for the Lord to take you out in

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01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:58,639
Speaker 1: my life. I prayed for that, ya, But you don't

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01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:01,599
Speaker 1: want anything bad. I mean when I heard something about

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01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:04,000
Speaker 1: my ex, I didn't really be upset about it. I

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Speaker 1: like what that happened to them? I didn't. I wasn't

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Speaker 1: that yeah, you know, she pregnant? What that's not down

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Speaker 1: to me? Like? Nothing like real bad to have. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: you know, I was. Yeah, I prayed for a lot,

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01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:32,080
Speaker 1: you know, lock y'all one time. I wouldn't talk. Yeah,

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01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:35,280
Speaker 1: you know, just a temporary stroke, you know, left sud

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01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:43,640
Speaker 1: just just Tommy quarter peers on court day. Oh, on

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01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:49,400
Speaker 1: court day, I did ask for a cart. Oh but

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01:10:49,479 --> 01:10:51,040
Speaker 1: it was nothing. I just wanted to do one, not

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Speaker 1: to make it, that's all. I want to be hurt,

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01:10:53,120 --> 01:10:59,920
Speaker 1: but I want to car to be told total Yeah,

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01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:04,800
Speaker 1: but telling me where were you? I wish you ran

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01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:09,160
Speaker 1: out of gas on a cliff, you know. So wait,

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Speaker 1: when we first started this segment and surely asked y'all

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Speaker 1: this question, y'all was like, nah, I ain't never done that,

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01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:18,439
Speaker 1: like pray, but what was your question? Though? The question

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01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:21,800
Speaker 1: is have you prayed for the downfall of your ex

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01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:26,000
Speaker 1: and if you have no, no, not to downfall, but

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Speaker 1: something to happen, you know, but to fall down. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying that's the same thing, guys, that same thing,

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01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:34,639
Speaker 1: you know, like slip on some steps and your heels

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01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:37,640
Speaker 1: it's the same thing, yea, and go into an uncontrollable

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01:11:37,680 --> 01:11:42,720
Speaker 1: free fall. Stuff like that. Ain't in slow motion the

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01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:51,559
Speaker 1: heel caught in a sewer. Great, you know something now, Damn.

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01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:57,880
Speaker 1: That's about the most you've done. Nothing really bad though, right,

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01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:01,120
Speaker 1: strange come up to slap the hell out of them

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01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:03,679
Speaker 1: something like that. Yeah, that's what you draw the line.

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01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:07,000
Speaker 1: Something bad. Just y'all don't know really bad to have them.

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01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:09,720
Speaker 1: But you know, like, you know, if I find out

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01:12:09,800 --> 01:12:15,800
Speaker 1: you know you listen to just so he don't be

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01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:19,840
Speaker 1: nothing bad? No? No, yeah, chased by a pit bull,

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01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:24,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, like I find out your house

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01:12:24,439 --> 01:12:26,280
Speaker 1: got burned down and all the tapes was in there,

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01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:30,400
Speaker 1: I'll be cool. What what's going on any tapes? You know,

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01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:35,840
Speaker 1: like super glued your mouth. That's a question for y'all

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01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:39,599
Speaker 1: because y'all don't want to carry grudges. Wait a minute, Tommy,

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01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:43,719
Speaker 1: you're the one. No, you're not talking about carrying grudges.

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Speaker 1: I think he on THEO. What I'll recalling. I've been

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01:12:52,680 --> 01:12:57,559
Speaker 1: your friend, my lord, eighteen years. I ain't you ain't

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01:12:57,640 --> 01:13:02,120
Speaker 1: oh for gave what's your name? Now? What's his name? Okay,

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01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:05,000
Speaker 1: we're not talking about that right now. You ain't ever

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01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:09,479
Speaker 1: for gay? What's it? What's his name? Sure? You see

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Speaker 1: me scriptures every morning? I know? Yeah, And hey, I'm

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01:13:13,880 --> 01:13:17,200
Speaker 1: not perfect, Junior. I know the caller They say, you

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01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:19,599
Speaker 1: know how to slide on the car and disconnect breaks

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01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:27,160
Speaker 1: in by halapole sugar in a man tank one time.

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01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:34,559
Speaker 1: No proof of that calling five pound back calling when

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01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:38,519
Speaker 1: the man tank exploded? What what? What? What? What? What?

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01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:41,400
Speaker 1: What did you need? What? How do I need proof?

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01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:49,720
Speaker 1: When the butcher knife is still in the last time, allegedly,

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01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:53,880
Speaker 1: I don't know this is this is a question for

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01:13:53,960 --> 01:13:57,280
Speaker 1: the guys. Yeah, I mean, just out there, just stabbing

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01:13:57,400 --> 01:14:05,360
Speaker 1: the time. I have no proof I will be President

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01:14:05,439 --> 01:14:09,160
Speaker 1: Trump on this show because there's no collusion. All right,

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Speaker 1: more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the show. All right,

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01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:23,840
Speaker 1: here's some trending national news. Guys. Another day, another missile

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01:14:23,920 --> 01:14:27,160
Speaker 1: launch from North Korea for the second time. Yeah, for

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01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:30,280
Speaker 1: the second time in a week. North Korea is firing missiles.

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01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:34,439
Speaker 1: South Korea's Department of Defense says the North fire too

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01:14:34,560 --> 01:14:39,559
Speaker 1: short range ballistic missiles Office East Coast from the Wandson area.

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01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:43,480
Speaker 1: The White House. The White House says it is monitoring

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01:14:43,560 --> 01:14:46,880
Speaker 1: the situation, but there is no indication that they posed

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01:14:46,920 --> 01:14:49,080
Speaker 1: a threat to the US. Trump He don't come and

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01:14:49,160 --> 01:14:58,800
Speaker 1: give me Trumps dead, as I was saying. The White

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01:14:58,840 --> 01:15:01,920
Speaker 1: House says it is mon turing the situation. There is

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01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:04,439
Speaker 1: no indication that they posed a threat to the US

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01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:09,040
Speaker 1: or any of their allies. Jay, look at me, Nuka

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01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:20,400
Speaker 1: Skid should miss day, miss everday. Moving on now, mister

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01:15:20,560 --> 01:15:25,800
Speaker 1: Kim Jong uh quickie entertainment news story. Jose Smalltt back

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01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:28,240
Speaker 1: in the news. He sold his San Fernando Valley home

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01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:32,960
Speaker 1: at a thirty thousand dollars loss. Uh. Smallett, who allegedly

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Speaker 1: faked a hate crime earlier this year, reportedly sold the

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01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:39,479
Speaker 1: Hillside bungalow for one point six five five million. He

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01:15:39,640 --> 01:15:42,320
Speaker 1: bought it for one point six eighty seven million a

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Speaker 1: couple of years ago, so he took a thirty k

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01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:48,800
Speaker 1: loss there not a bad loss. Could have been worse,

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Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, yeah, yeah, well it is what it is. Yeah,

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01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:59,040
Speaker 1: it is what it is. Yeah. All right, we'll be

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Speaker 1: back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming

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Speaker 1: up right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Okay, A really few depressing reasons someone will

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01:16:10,240 --> 01:16:12,479
Speaker 1: lie on a date. You want to hear these and

1131
01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:14,880
Speaker 1: then you give us out yours. All right. They don't

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01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:20,080
Speaker 1: believe they're good enough, so they'll lie. Make if they

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01:16:20,160 --> 01:16:23,519
Speaker 1: think of love of dating and of relationships as a game.

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01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:26,920
Speaker 1: They just don't know any better, so they lie, I'm

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01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:30,160
Speaker 1: gonna yeah, and I know you guys have I'm not

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01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:33,080
Speaker 1: gonna tell you if I want to be with you. Yeah,

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01:16:33,080 --> 01:16:35,479
Speaker 1: that's just three reasons. Yeah, yeah, yeah, those are the

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01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:38,160
Speaker 1: three main ones. They don't believe they're good enough. They

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01:16:38,240 --> 01:16:40,679
Speaker 1: think of it as a game, and they just simply

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01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:43,200
Speaker 1: do not see. It's not that you don't thank you

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01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:47,920
Speaker 1: good enough. You're just making show you good enough. Build

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01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:50,600
Speaker 1: it up. Oh yeah, no, that you don't thank you

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01:16:50,720 --> 01:16:54,120
Speaker 1: good enough. If you're trying stacked the deck. How much

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01:16:54,160 --> 01:17:00,240
Speaker 1: you make a year? Unn you know, you know, you

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01:17:00,320 --> 01:17:08,439
Speaker 1: make forty a whole about four hundred thousand, you know,

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01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:10,680
Speaker 1: I get it. It's a bonus at the end of

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01:17:10,720 --> 01:17:13,439
Speaker 1: the year. And then they keep a hopeful of things

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01:17:13,439 --> 01:17:17,240
Speaker 1: gonna be. Y'all just got this job, so I'm on pace. Yeah,

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01:17:17,520 --> 01:17:19,040
Speaker 1: my bonus check at the end of the year be

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01:17:19,160 --> 01:17:29,479
Speaker 1: three hundred and six and nothing yet because they think

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01:17:29,520 --> 01:17:32,640
Speaker 1: it's a game. They just think, you know, dating, loving relationships.

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01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:34,439
Speaker 1: They think of it as a game. It's just a game.

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01:17:34,520 --> 01:17:37,000
Speaker 1: So well, if you guys in the throwback business, it

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01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:40,920
Speaker 1: is a game. Some girls into it for game too.

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01:17:41,439 --> 01:17:42,960
Speaker 1: They just want to see if they can run their

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01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:45,560
Speaker 1: little situation and make it work out. You know. And

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01:17:45,640 --> 01:17:47,920
Speaker 1: a lot of women are playing the game now, so

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01:17:48,040 --> 01:17:50,200
Speaker 1: a lot of people do think it's a game. It

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01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:52,840
Speaker 1: sounds to me like you're justifying all this line that

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01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:55,200
Speaker 1: you No, I'm not justifying nothing, but a lot of

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01:17:55,280 --> 01:17:57,920
Speaker 1: people think it's a game. Me and the women now

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01:17:58,080 --> 01:18:00,840
Speaker 1: treat dating like a game. That's why so many that's

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01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:04,000
Speaker 1: why families just broken, the everybody everything jacked up now

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01:18:04,040 --> 01:18:07,960
Speaker 1: because TV show man that Catfish, that's unbelievable to me.

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01:18:08,280 --> 01:18:10,519
Speaker 1: Three years online with a person. Didn't you going to

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01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:13,160
Speaker 1: meet him? But I'm in a damn stranger Connor caught

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01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:16,280
Speaker 1: him playing. Man. This little dude, good looking, little black

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01:18:16,360 --> 01:18:18,599
Speaker 1: kid was on Catfish. I went to see this girl

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01:18:18,640 --> 01:18:20,960
Speaker 1: when it. Man, you should have seen this girl. Dog,

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01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:22,560
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie to you. Dog. I whooped the

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Speaker 1: dude on Catfish. Man. I whipped his ass while I

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01:18:27,840 --> 01:18:30,040
Speaker 1: swear to God out of star because they know what

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01:18:30,120 --> 01:18:33,120
Speaker 1: the person looked like. This big girl came to this

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01:18:33,280 --> 01:18:35,519
Speaker 1: dope man. It was lying to my She not hell

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01:18:35,840 --> 01:18:38,519
Speaker 1: come back later. And the little dude, good looking, little

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01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:41,400
Speaker 1: black dude, I couldn't understand it. Man, where you he

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01:18:41,640 --> 01:18:44,479
Speaker 1: got to have plenty girl friends back in Saint Louis.

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01:18:44,479 --> 01:18:47,000
Speaker 1: You're then caught just playing down him. That little dude

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01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:49,080
Speaker 1: looks on But she finally came clean and said it

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01:18:49,240 --> 01:18:51,920
Speaker 1: was me, But she looked like George Wallace, Mama, it

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Speaker 1: was right, Steve coming up closing remarks right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening here, we are last break of the day, Steve.

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01:19:09,520 --> 01:19:11,920
Speaker 1: This time is for you to just leave us with

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01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:14,479
Speaker 1: something we can go through the rest of the day with.

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Speaker 1: With your closing remarks and what do you have for

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01:19:17,240 --> 01:19:23,639
Speaker 1: us today, sir? Well, you know, just something I've had

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01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:27,280
Speaker 1: to learn. But I have to constantly, constantly remind myself

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01:19:27,360 --> 01:19:31,200
Speaker 1: of it all the time. And that is something that

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Speaker 1: Bishop Kenneth Olma taught me. He taught me something I

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Speaker 1: was going through, something I was being attacked, I thought

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01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:44,120
Speaker 1: rather unfailed with a bunch of vicious lies. And what

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01:19:44,320 --> 01:19:46,320
Speaker 1: I was about to do was I had a plan

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Speaker 1: of a counter attack. I'm gonna go I'm gonna say something.

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01:19:50,439 --> 01:19:54,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna set the record straight. Bishop Olma called me

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01:19:54,720 --> 01:19:56,840
Speaker 1: justin and nick of time. I was about to make

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Speaker 1: a call to a reporter. I was about to to

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01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:03,720
Speaker 1: make a call to a reporter. I was about to

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Speaker 1: just set the record straight, and Bishop Woman said something

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Speaker 1: to me that changed my direction. He says, Steve, stay

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01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:17,439
Speaker 1: on the wall. Stay on the wall. It's actually a scripture.

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Speaker 1: I don't know which one it is, but it's something

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01:20:19,560 --> 01:20:22,840
Speaker 1: to the effect of stay on the wall. But what

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01:20:22,960 --> 01:20:29,760
Speaker 1: he explained to me was very simple. You are in

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01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:38,400
Speaker 1: a certain position in life. God has allowed you to climb, endue, overcome,

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01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:47,280
Speaker 1: survive and thrive. At a certain point in life, when

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01:20:47,439 --> 01:20:53,679
Speaker 1: people beneath you start throwing rocks up at you, when

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01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:59,759
Speaker 1: people on the floor start attacking you, saying stuff about

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01:20:59,800 --> 01:21:04,040
Speaker 1: you that ain't true, it is in your best interests

1209
01:21:04,280 --> 01:21:08,000
Speaker 1: to stay on the wall. Do not climb down off

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01:21:08,120 --> 01:21:12,760
Speaker 1: the wall to address this small stuff. When God has

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01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:15,320
Speaker 1: put you up there on the side of the hill,

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01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:18,599
Speaker 1: you halfway up the mountain, but you're gonna come back

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01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:20,519
Speaker 1: down to the bottom of the mountain because somebody was

1214
01:21:20,600 --> 01:21:23,839
Speaker 1: hauling insults up there, So now you come all halfway

1215
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:28,080
Speaker 1: back down the mountain to address them. Why now you

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01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:31,160
Speaker 1: got to go all the way back up there when

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01:21:31,240 --> 01:21:33,800
Speaker 1: all you had to do, Steve Harvey was stay on

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01:21:33,880 --> 01:21:36,639
Speaker 1: the wall when all you had to do was stay

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01:21:36,680 --> 01:21:38,799
Speaker 1: on that side of the mountain that God had allowed

1220
01:21:38,840 --> 01:21:41,160
Speaker 1: you to get to, get on that plateau and take

1221
01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:44,080
Speaker 1: yourself a rest. But stay on the wall, stay on

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01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:47,479
Speaker 1: the mountain side. Don't come off to address these people

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01:21:47,479 --> 01:21:53,880
Speaker 1: that's throwing rocks at you. Drake and Meek decided to

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01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:59,519
Speaker 1: quit coming off the wall. It makes no sense. Cardie

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Speaker 1: B and Nicki Minaj, you're on the wall. Why do

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01:22:04,160 --> 01:22:07,200
Speaker 1: you keep getting off the wall to address these small

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01:22:07,439 --> 01:22:15,160
Speaker 1: minded matters and people. I'm telling you, man, just because

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01:22:15,280 --> 01:22:18,400
Speaker 1: you're famous don't make you the smartest people in the room.

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01:22:18,840 --> 01:22:23,120
Speaker 1: We're not just because we're famous people. We make mistakes too,

1230
01:22:23,600 --> 01:22:26,719
Speaker 1: because guess what, famous people are happened to be human beings.

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01:22:27,880 --> 01:22:30,719
Speaker 1: They just got more people know they faced and know yours.

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01:22:31,520 --> 01:22:34,160
Speaker 1: They not know better than you. They're not smarter than you.

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01:22:34,280 --> 01:22:37,600
Speaker 1: They're not kinder than you. They're not deeper than you.

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01:22:39,320 --> 01:22:42,400
Speaker 1: It's none of that. They may have seen a few

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01:22:42,479 --> 01:22:45,600
Speaker 1: more things, been a few more places. But guess what

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01:22:46,080 --> 01:22:49,080
Speaker 1: if you don't adjust your thinking and you keep coming

1237
01:22:49,160 --> 01:22:52,960
Speaker 1: down off the wall, don't those rich, wealthy, famous people

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01:22:53,040 --> 01:22:56,519
Speaker 1: look real common to you, and don't it kind of

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01:22:56,600 --> 01:22:59,519
Speaker 1: make you just a little bit of shame sometime when

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01:22:59,560 --> 01:23:02,040
Speaker 1: you look over there and you see somebody that you

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01:23:02,320 --> 01:23:05,240
Speaker 1: clearly know that God has blessed and allowed to get

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01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:07,799
Speaker 1: to a certain position in life, And don't it sicken

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01:23:07,880 --> 01:23:09,960
Speaker 1: you just a little bit when you look over there

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01:23:10,160 --> 01:23:12,919
Speaker 1: and they back down off the wall, acting like somebody

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01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:15,639
Speaker 1: that ain't never been up on the wall. I don't

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01:23:15,640 --> 01:23:19,519
Speaker 1: want to be that person, Nicki Minaj, really don't want

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Speaker 1: to be that person. Cardi b You don't really want

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Speaker 1: to be that person, because we're just defeating the purpose

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Speaker 1: of climbing anyway. You can't climb the wall or the

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Speaker 1: ladder and keep getting off every time somebody throw a

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Speaker 1: rock at you. At one point in time, you gotta

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Speaker 1: keep your foot on the ladder and keep climbing. At

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Speaker 1: one point time, you just gotta stay on the wall

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Speaker 1: quick coming back down. The best lesson I learned was

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Speaker 1: not to address everything that's said about me. Do you

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Speaker 1: know how much stuff gets said about me? Man that

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Speaker 1: I could easily straighten out. I don't even take the

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Speaker 1: time too straighten it out, because what I'm on a mission.

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Speaker 1: God got me on a mission. God got you on

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Speaker 1: the mission. God trying to show you something man, and

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Speaker 1: God can't show it to you if you're gonna keep

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Speaker 1: acting regular, Why would God do something extraordinary for you?

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Speaker 1: If you just want to be ordinary? Why would God

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Speaker 1: give you more? If you ain't appreciative of what you have?

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Speaker 1: Why would God take you high if you keep climbing

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Speaker 1: back down? Just ask yourself that So one of the

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Speaker 1: things I had to come away with quick coming off

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Speaker 1: that wall, to address stuff. And that's what I want

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Speaker 1: everybody to consider today. And sometimes let famous people be

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Speaker 1: your example. And what are the great examples? Was over

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Speaker 1: this weekend Drake and Meek Meal, they hugged, they squashed

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Speaker 1: the beef. It's plenty of money for everybody. Drake not

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Speaker 1: gonna get it all, Meek not gonna get it all.

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Speaker 1: Card ain't gonna get it all. Nicki Minaj ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: get it all. Steve Harvey ain't gonna get it at all.

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Speaker 1: Ain't nobody gonna get it all. It's plenty for everybody.

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Speaker 1: Make your money, stay on the wall, live your life

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Speaker 1: as a righteous person, do the best you can. Stay

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Speaker 1: prayed up, because we all gonna fall shorter to glory

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Speaker 1: at the end. All right, those are my clothes remarks?

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Speaker 1: Why you ain't say, Steve Harvey ain't gonna get it

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Speaker 1: all time, ain't gonna get it out? Why you ain't

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Speaker 1: say that? I didn't. I didn't want to compare me

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Speaker 1: in you. But we're a good comparison. This is such

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Speaker 1: an obvious one. It doesn't really drop the mic. Steve, Well,

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Speaker 1: he always got to drop the mic. Why don't get

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Speaker 1: to drop the mic? You ain't never said nothing that

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Speaker 1: shut up? Julian, what you're gonna mess around? Had a

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Speaker 1: mic fall on you? Bye? Thank you for all, Steve.

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Speaker 1: be legal US residents at least eighteen years old, unless

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