Speaker 1: I wish people could hear us pickering prior to the
Speaker 1: show start. Yes, well it's fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is that recording?
Speaker 2: That is recording this? This is recording to you. Press
Speaker 2: the button just like a good good Scott would.
Speaker 1: Go ahead and hit it.
Speaker 2: Okay, one Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Huh yeah, hello Andrew, Oh hi Scott. Are you doing today?
Speaker 2: I'm wonderful. How are you today?
Speaker 1: I'm okay. It's an almost live version again. Yeah, of
Speaker 1: ball Chat. We're doing them on Tuesdays now. No no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, don't say these things. It's very confusing to
Speaker 1: people because today's Wednesday. We still release them on Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Yes, what I'm saying is we've been doing them most
Speaker 2: like we were recording on Tuesdays now for the most part.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, anyway, so let's just let everybody know this
Speaker 1: is this is bull Chat. It's the sister podcast to
Speaker 1: the original podcast, Serial Killers. That's where we talk about cereal,
Speaker 1: we eat it and we rate it. And then Andrew
Speaker 1: had this bright idea that people want to hear us more.
Speaker 1: So We're gonna do this other podcast that has nothing
Speaker 1: to do with cereal, but on the same platform as
Speaker 1: Serial Killers on another day.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, And because we started talking about things that
Speaker 2: weren't cereal, and Scott was having a conniption yes and
Speaker 2: saying this, you can't talk about things that aren't cereal
Speaker 2: on a serial podcast, right, So I said, you know,
Speaker 2: if you go back to our early episodes, we to
Speaker 2: talk about forty six Yeah, episode twenty three, we would
Speaker 2: talk about anything. And then slowly but surely Scott got
Speaker 2: a little lazy, started taking out segments. What we didn't
Speaker 2: talk as much?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: And so then bull chat was like a perfect little.
Speaker 1: Uh, none of that happened.
Speaker 2: You stopped doing Cereal Graveyard, you stopped playing old commercials.
Speaker 2: Now you don't even edit the podcast.
Speaker 1: Well, because you brought this thing in and I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't do it.
Speaker 2: You can. Actually, it's very I actually put them in
Speaker 2: the drop box same day, so on your way home
Speaker 2: you could just listen.
Speaker 1: No, I don't mean that, I mean I mean other audio.
Speaker 2: See.
Speaker 1: The thing is, I like to surprise you with stuff,
Speaker 1: so if it has to go into the roadcaster, I
Speaker 1: have to send it to you and you hear it first,
Speaker 1: you're like, what's that for?
Speaker 2: I actually don't you hear it? And you sent me
Speaker 2: to task Cereal. I literally just threw it in there.
Speaker 2: I didn't know what it was, but you titled it. Well,
Speaker 2: you had the MP three titled right, I don't I
Speaker 2: like to surprise you with stuff? Okay, I find next
Speaker 2: week I will surprise you, okay with something great?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Love that for us?
Speaker 1: So what's up this week?
Speaker 2: Hm?
Speaker 1: Let me think it's a short week for most people? Yeah,
Speaker 1: except me, because I worked. You know, wow, poor old Scott?
Speaker 1: What poor old Scott? I mean? I did get to
Speaker 1: work from home? So that's nice. Yeah, when the big
Speaker 1: main show is off, I could run it from my house.
Speaker 1: Well you used to not remember that, it's always come here.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because there was no such thing as working
Speaker 1: from home at the time. Now that there is, you
Speaker 1: know what, everyone else takes advantage of it. I should too,
Speaker 1: You should, and you know what, I'll do it for perpetuity.
Speaker 1: I don't actually know what that word means. I think
Speaker 1: it means forever. Huh see, it's also eternity. If you
Speaker 1: could work from home, you would on Saturdays. Okay, it's
Speaker 1: a nice little bonus. Yeah, why not?
Speaker 2: You used to have to come here on Saturdays, and
Speaker 2: now you don't.
Speaker 1: I did, and I don't what right? Correct? Yeah, it'd
Speaker 1: be nice if I could do the whole thing all
Speaker 1: week from my house like everyone else does. Why don't
Speaker 1: you because it's not possible. I don't have that. I
Speaker 1: need to have that whole thing in my house. Plus,
Speaker 1: you know what, it is kind of frightening. All you
Speaker 1: need is like for the kids to be using one
Speaker 1: too many Wi Fi things and the whole show shuts down.
Speaker 1: That's concerning to me.
Speaker 2: There's no backup?
Speaker 1: Well, what's backup? Ethernet? I only have one plug so
Speaker 1: I can and when I run the show, I have
Speaker 1: to use three computers.
Speaker 2: I want to get Jeff in here. I feel like
Speaker 2: if I asked Jeff, Jeff would be like, yeah, Scott
Speaker 2: said no because he doesn't know about this, this or this,
Speaker 2: and then be done in two seconds.
Speaker 1: What being able to run the actual show from my house?
Speaker 1: I could see it, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I think so.
Speaker 1: But I would also be frightened because I'm too far
Speaker 1: removed from stuff, and if something goes wrong then there's
Speaker 1: a problem.
Speaker 2: That's all What's interesting.
Speaker 1: You know what? They designated me as essential from day one,
Speaker 1: so that's why I've been here the whole time.
Speaker 2: They designated, Oh that's a nice hat?
Speaker 1: Is a nice hat?
Speaker 2: Should we talk about the hats later?
Speaker 1: Because I don't want to put it on yet, because
Speaker 1: I have to leave it off for the whole show.
Speaker 1: Why because my hairjel is like running out.
Speaker 2: Listen, let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: Curly hair, curly hair, don't care it it.
Speaker 2: The problem is when it's this length, it's like two
Speaker 2: weeks off of a haircut. When it starts growing in
Speaker 2: the way it grows in, is it just kind of
Speaker 2: grows out and then it curls.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like Sawyer. He looks really good for
Speaker 1: like two weeks after a groom, and then he starts
Speaker 1: getting scruffy.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for comparing me to your dog.
Speaker 2: That's like the nicest thing you've ever done. I really
Speaker 2: appreciate that.
Speaker 1: But it's true. That was not a knock at your hair.
Speaker 2: No, it's always wonderful to hear that your hair looks
Speaker 2: like a dog.
Speaker 1: Did you do anything fun this weekend? What did I
Speaker 1: do this past weekend? I went?
Speaker 2: Where did I go?
Speaker 1: I don't know. We did some movie watching. I know
Speaker 1: I'm supposed to say it for Friday night cinema podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm trying, but I think, what did I do this weekend?
Speaker 2: I went to a restaurant on Friday, and then I
Speaker 2: stayed in on Saturday and Sunday two. Yeah I did.
Speaker 1: Oh, we watched the Legend of Billy Jean from nineteen
Speaker 1: eighty five. Now that I've watched it, I think I
Speaker 1: might have seen it a long time ago, but it
Speaker 1: didn't really ring a bell to me. It was just
Speaker 1: one of those eighties movies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been trying to go back and watch like
Speaker 2: I'm challenging myself to actually when I get home to
Speaker 2: watch something after seven o'clock because I need to watch
Speaker 2: Nora o'donald at six thirty. I am an evening news person.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I've mentioned this before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you did US two.
Speaker 2: Five o'clock or ABC? I love CBS. Sorry CBS at
Speaker 2: five o'clock. I watched that whole hour. Six you get
Speaker 2: a little recap of all the bigger headlines, and then
Speaker 2: six thirty to seven, my girl, Nora O'Donnell.
Speaker 1: Love her. It's my favorite news program. Sorry David Mr.
Speaker 2: For US, Oh No, I love I love Nora. Then
Speaker 2: I watch her and I get all the headlines, and
Speaker 2: then if a headline intrigues me on inside edition, I'll
Speaker 2: wait for it, but otherwise I click off.
Speaker 1: I do think it's a bit too much local news
Speaker 1: because like Channel seven here in New York, they start
Speaker 1: their local news at four o'clock. Yeah, they have two
Speaker 1: and a half hours of local news. But to be honest,
Speaker 1: it's all the same over and over, to.
Speaker 2: Be honest with you, In the past couple of years,
Speaker 2: you know, there has been like a lot of news, Yes,
Speaker 2: like almost too much.
Speaker 1: News, more than there has been in the past.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, it just everybody, I feel like was just
Speaker 2: there's just a lot of talking, and the places I
Speaker 2: would go for my news it kind of started skewing
Speaker 2: more opinion and I'd be like, huh. And so then
Speaker 2: I started watching the CBS two one, and I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 2: you know what I do want to hear about, you know,
Speaker 2: the local bakery getting you know, a grant from the
Speaker 2: mayor for a thousand dollars. You know that that's a
Speaker 2: heartwarming story. Okay, that's that's nice.
Speaker 1: I understand.
Speaker 2: Yes, And then Norah at six point thirty gives me
Speaker 2: all the national news and it's just simple and to
Speaker 2: the point, and it's boring. News should be boring. Now
Speaker 2: was the last story on the CBS evening news? Always
Speaker 2: like a heart wrenching to your jerker. No, no, because
Speaker 2: on ABC World News tonight it usually is. It's always
Speaker 2: like a it's a heartfelt, like nice thing. And we'll
Speaker 2: sit at the kitchen table and my kids go, why
Speaker 2: are you crying? Almost every night, Dad's crying, you know,
Speaker 2: and then Amy and I have to explain, well, you know,
Speaker 2: because it's very it's a nice story. It's a very
Speaker 2: heart warring story.
Speaker 3: She does.
Speaker 2: There's on occasion there is a heartwarming story, I will say,
Speaker 2: but yeah, otherwise, love it. I get all my news,
Speaker 2: make sure I watch it every night. People make fun
Speaker 2: of me for watching the news, but listen, I.
Speaker 1: Will never make fun of you for watching the news.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're getting your news from Twitter or Facebook,
Speaker 2: turn it off. Just watch the news. It's gonna be boring,
Speaker 2: and you're to be like, huh, maybe things aren't terrible,
Speaker 2: maybe the world isn't a giant dumpster fire.
Speaker 1: Support your local news channel, Yes.
Speaker 2: CBS two, but that's only CBS in New York.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, so we also watched The Proposal.
Speaker 2: Do you think Nora O'Donnell will come on the show?
Speaker 1: No, I don't, damn it. Did you see the Proposal
Speaker 1: with Sandra Bullock?
Speaker 2: Oh? On Betty White. That's where Betty White's re popularity
Speaker 2: came back in.
Speaker 1: Not if you ask her. She's always been in it.
Speaker 1: She never got out of her Remember the interview that
Speaker 1: we played like two weeks ago, which I She's always
Speaker 1: been doing stuff, just maybe not in front of the
Speaker 1: camera the whole time. But I mean, I can't believe
Speaker 1: that we never saw that movie before.
Speaker 2: I see Runny.
Speaker 1: And I remember the clip now of her in the
Speaker 1: dress shop saying where are your boobs? That that part? Yeah,
Speaker 1: And when we saw that, I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: maybe I did see this movie, but I didn't. I
Speaker 1: just they played that part a lot years ago and
Speaker 1: it was a really good movie. It was cute.
Speaker 2: That also led to Sandra Bullock's resurgence too.
Speaker 1: Where were these people beforehand?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: In her research? I feel like like Hollege two thousand
Speaker 1: and nine or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then Sandra Bullock won her oscar like the
Speaker 2: next year for The blind Side, which, in hindsight not
Speaker 2: a great choice. However, did you see The Blindside?
Speaker 1: No? I don't know what that is.
Speaker 2: Oh see, I would say that it's a good movie.
Speaker 2: But I think in the twelve years since you go
Speaker 2: back and rewatch it and you're like, huh.
Speaker 3: It's nice.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's a nice movie.
Speaker 1: I think a lot of movies are like that from
Speaker 1: back in the day. No, because there are good ones
Speaker 1: like I Got to Stand the Test of Time.
Speaker 2: Yes, like Jurassic Park.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna watch it, Andrew, you need to watch it, Fine,
Speaker 1: you need to. There was another movie we watched too
Speaker 1: over the weekend. I can oh.
Speaker 2: I watched the most depressing documentary of all time. Do
Speaker 2: not watch it, dogs, No what it's called The First Wave.
Speaker 2: I'm just telling you from now, stay far far away
Speaker 2: if you can't do it.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: It was all about like the first wave of COVID
Speaker 2: in New York and it's a documentary about the doctors
Speaker 2: who were in the hospitals. And after a while I
Speaker 2: was like, this is a lot. And they're calling the
Speaker 2: patient's families and telling them what's going on, and I
Speaker 2: was like, this is a lot for me and I
Speaker 2: can't do this.
Speaker 1: I watched tread I was telling Jeff about it before.
Speaker 1: I was about this disgruntled guy from this town in
Speaker 1: Colorado who fortified a bulldozer with like bulletproof steel and
Speaker 1: literally ran over the whole town. He knocked all the buildings.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I remember seeing a story about this.
Speaker 1: It was it was a huge news story in two
Speaker 1: thousand and four, and they just made a documentary about it.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was last year and it was called.
Speaker 2: Tread I would I'm actually fascinated by that and would
Speaker 2: like to watch.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. It's about the town board who he feels
Speaker 1: like screwed him. They had to hook up to the
Speaker 1: sewer line and this whole thing, and then they leased
Speaker 1: the property next door to a concrete company and he
Speaker 1: didn't like the dust and it was a whole thing.
Speaker 2: I'm in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very interesting to watch it. It was on Netflix.
Speaker 1: It's called Tread Done.
Speaker 2: I'm in. You should I'm investing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I watched Station eleven. I would say that's a good one.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I saw something about that. You wrote something and
Speaker 1: then I read about it, and I would like to
Speaker 1: see that. I went in blind, didn't even watch a trailer.
Speaker 1: The first episode, so freaking good.
Speaker 3: It like.
Speaker 1: It's ten episodes. I just want one and done episodes.
Speaker 1: I mean, I binged it all this weekend.
Speaker 2: I didn't think I was gonna like it the first
Speaker 2: episode because it does take place in like a post
Speaker 2: pandemic thing. The first episode in my head as I'm watching,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I'm starting to get some anxiety. I
Speaker 2: didn't know I had over the like pandemic because now
Speaker 2: obviously having lived through one, it's when you see people
Speaker 2: and then being like, oh god, it's highly contagious. I'm like,
Speaker 2: do you have a mask? Where is your mask? Are
Speaker 2: you double masking? But they're in hospitals and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a deadly flu and no one's wearing one, Like hello, Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's strange to watch some things. Yeah, And The Cleaning
Speaker 1: Lady was a repeat that kind of annoyed me. Aren't
Speaker 1: they like two weeks in they're already on a break.
Speaker 1: I think we've seen three of them, huh, And they
Speaker 1: ran a repeat and I was annoyed.
Speaker 2: Abbot Elementary on ABC is pretty funny.
Speaker 1: Pivoting is funny also, and your girl from Happy Endings
Speaker 1: is in it. Jane.
Speaker 2: Yes, I saw the coming contractions to that.
Speaker 1: Amy and I watched the first two that were out,
Speaker 1: and it's cute.
Speaker 2: It's cute.
Speaker 1: I mean it's not it's not Happy Endings, but it's good.
Speaker 1: And the dude, what's his name? Happy Endings guy? Alter Alex?
Speaker 1: What was his name? The guy she ran away from
Speaker 1: him at the Altar? I can't think of his name,
Speaker 1: Steak guy, take me home, Take me home? What's his name?
Speaker 1: Not Brad, No, not Gean? Really your favorite show of
Speaker 1: all time? I know, but their names always I know
Speaker 1: Penny for sure. Anyway, he was in some other show also.
Speaker 1: Amy's like, oh my god, that's him and I said,
Speaker 1: wow that I guess it is him. And cause they're
Speaker 1: all who does she leave at the Altar? They're all
Speaker 1: in these things now ten years later, so they look different.
Speaker 2: Did you Okay?
Speaker 1: What's Max doing?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 1: Huh? I've seen him in a couple. He's in the
Speaker 1: Sonic the Hedgehog movie. Is he really? We saw Sing
Speaker 1: Too yesterday and we saw the preview. I just never
Speaker 1: interested in those movies.
Speaker 2: I don't get it. I don't understand the point. It's
Speaker 2: just singing animals.
Speaker 1: It was heartwarming.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 1: I took Cooper. We went and it was a good movie.
Speaker 1: I don't know whether I like the first one or
Speaker 1: the second one better. They're both similar but different stories.
Speaker 2: He is Dave Dave das Yes, Yeah, I have zero
Speaker 2: interest in saying I canna tell you.
Speaker 1: I was kind of annoyed because Kellogg's Where's the Kelloggs
Speaker 1: was giving away tickets for saying if you bought five boxes,
Speaker 1: you would get I don't where are they anyway you
Speaker 1: would get a thing. So I was one box away
Speaker 1: and Cooper's like, can we please go? And I was like, fine,
Speaker 1: So now I have I have like four receipts I
Speaker 1: entered and they're useless.
Speaker 2: Now, well, if you want, I'll go see it with
Speaker 2: you and I'll maybe change my mind. I don't think
Speaker 2: you will. Okay, fine, I want to go see Scream.
Speaker 2: That's what I want to see more than anything right now.
Speaker 1: Isn't it like the seventeenth one?
Speaker 2: It's the fifth one?
Speaker 1: Okay, So I haven't seen any of them.
Speaker 2: Oh, Scream one is amazing.
Speaker 1: It's not Scream one. Sorry, you mean the first to Scream? Yes,
Speaker 1: I apologize. That's something that makes me nuts.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's check it off the list.
Speaker 1: I just add that to it. Yeah, because that's not.
Speaker 2: What it's called. So scream and now the rebooted Scream
Speaker 2: is scream. It's called scream.
Speaker 1: It's just another scream. No, it's not called another scream.
Speaker 2: It's excuse me, it's not called another scream that that
Speaker 2: annoys me more than anything.
Speaker 1: That's fine, that's fine. So it's just there. There is
Speaker 1: there is an additional scream. So if you went to
Speaker 1: look up scream, there'd be Scream and scream. Yes, there's
Speaker 1: no tagline.
Speaker 2: No scream again, no, nothing, No, because they had Scream,
Speaker 2: Scream two, Scream three, Scream four, and this one is
Speaker 2: like the reboot.
Speaker 1: So is it called Scream rebooted?
Speaker 2: No, it's called Scream.
Speaker 1: How could there be two movies with the same name
Speaker 1: that are from the same franchise because they're rebooting it. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I have some plot lines went with some things.
Speaker 1: If you go to IMDb, it'll say Scream and Scream.
Speaker 2: Are you not trusting?
Speaker 1: No, I'm just asking. I think it's weird that there's
Speaker 1: two movies that are exactly the same name.
Speaker 2: Poster did something where they made the E and the A.
Speaker 1: Look like a v okay, but it's literally so scream five.
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 1: Scream, but maybe they were trying to make it five, right,
Speaker 1: that's what a V box office scream. Okay, let me
Speaker 1: see the Let me see the.
Speaker 2: Scream IMDb twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1: Let me see the picture with the V because I
Speaker 1: bet they were trying to make a five.
Speaker 2: Again. No one's denying what you're saying. But the movie
Speaker 2: itself is.
Speaker 1: Called called what Scream? There it is just scream?
Speaker 2: No, it's not.
Speaker 1: This is like a stupid comedy sketch. That's not very funny.
Speaker 1: So what else is going on? Buddy boy? Wow? That
Speaker 1: was I can't find my blistics and my lips are
Speaker 1: very dry.
Speaker 2: I need to stop using chapsticks so much? It's bad.
Speaker 1: Why do you eat it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I eat it?
Speaker 3: Know what?
Speaker 2: It's funny?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 2: Does Boomer not Boomer that is dead?
Speaker 1: Sorry, it's okay, I don't It's fine, he's dead, Sawyer.
Speaker 2: Yes, when you put on chapstick or anything, does he
Speaker 2: like go crazy.
Speaker 1: Like because he wants to eat it?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Because you put CarMax, Luna goes nuts.
Speaker 1: Even if he like regular not cherry.
Speaker 2: She is obsessed with CarMax. She like licks your lips.
Speaker 2: She's like, goes crazy.
Speaker 1: Amy will get out of the shower and she puts
Speaker 1: this like bath and body works coconut butter on her
Speaker 1: legs and Sawyer just licks it for hours. She's like,
Speaker 1: get away from me. I just put that on. Stop
Speaker 1: looking it off. And plus they could probably get sick. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say that's probably not healthy for either dog, but.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he loves it and he won't stop, and
Speaker 1: she keeps trying to kick him away and he keeps licking.
Speaker 1: Huh yeah, soy soow. I might like my lips are chapped.
Speaker 1: It's annoying me.
Speaker 2: No, it's weird. Sometimes it's like my lips all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, we'll just get extremely chapped and then just
Speaker 2: like shed almost like a lizard. And I don't say
Speaker 2: why they do that.
Speaker 1: Sometimes and we're in the season where your hands are
Speaker 1: so dry tracked and disgusting, oh terrible. You know that
Speaker 1: stuff that they show on TV in the green container.
Speaker 1: What's it called good hands something like that, But it's
Speaker 1: like it's like some guy's name and it's in a
Speaker 1: container and they show the just picture of a disgusting
Speaker 1: cracked finger and then.
Speaker 2: I have I have that one. Really, I use that
Speaker 2: Before I go to bed, I put some lotion.
Speaker 1: Is it pearl cream?
Speaker 2: Pearl cream? What the hell is pearl green?
Speaker 1: It's from the eighties. Look up the commercial.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, the pearl cream.
Speaker 1: Used to sell it on like you, They weren't infomercials,
Speaker 1: but it was one of those things where you would
Speaker 1: call one eight hundred blah blah blah and order pearl cream.
Speaker 2: No, it was hysterical when you got your first cologne.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was drag Car.
Speaker 2: And did you get it in like the set that
Speaker 2: your parents would get someplace? It would come with lotions.
Speaker 1: No. No, And I think I've told the story before.
Speaker 1: But then my mom went to the flea market and
Speaker 1: bought me drag Car and she actually bought me Dakhar
Speaker 1: because it was the ripoff and it smelled like fartspread.
Speaker 1: It was just awful.
Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: Oh you can play it. Pearl cream. I want you
Speaker 1: to have our remarkable pearl soap free.
Speaker 2: That's gift pearl cream facial.
Speaker 4: Have you ever wondered why so many Oriental women have
Speaker 4: so few wrinkles?
Speaker 2: But I can already tell you something that's getting.
Speaker 4: Canceled the facial cream that actually smoothed away almost all
Speaker 4: signs of lines and wrinkles. It's called oriental pearl cream.
Speaker 2: It was called oriental pearl cream.
Speaker 1: No, that must have been really early because it was
Speaker 1: just called pearl cream. They must have taken commercial there
Speaker 1: was taken the oriental part out, of course they didn Hello.
Speaker 4: It actually starts with a gong, and you may recognize
Speaker 4: me for movies and TV like Flower Drum Songs, The
Speaker 4: World of Suzi Wong and more recently Noble House. Have
Speaker 4: you ever wondered why it's so hard to tell how
Speaker 4: old most Oriental women are since ancient times.
Speaker 1: Not the right one.
Speaker 4: It's just recently introduced to the western pearl cream.
Speaker 2: Anyways, this is what comes up.
Speaker 1: Okay, well I don't remember that. I don't remember the
Speaker 1: oriental part.
Speaker 2: You may have taken that out. They have other ones
Speaker 2: like pearl fairness cream. No, so that must have been it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they remember it, right, Well, you know, wow, it's funny.
Speaker 2: That's actually hysterical.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean they still do call them oriental rugs, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think yeah, you can you can go you go
Speaker 1: buy you can go to the store and buy an
Speaker 1: oriental rug.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I guess they just wouldn't call it oriental face cream.
Speaker 1: No, hmm okay, And our favorite Chinese restaurant is the
Speaker 1: orient So I mean it's not a bad word. I
Speaker 1: just think that you don't you just don't call people
Speaker 1: that anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, okay, that's actually I love old infomercials
Speaker 2: so much. My favorite was the one where it was
Speaker 2: like love ballads the CDs that you can buy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you know that they still? Dude, they still
Speaker 1: have Time Life Collection commercials infomercials on on these like
Speaker 1: random Channel three and like random channels on the weekend,
Speaker 1: and there's like abba and and and songs from the seventies,
Speaker 1: disco whatever, and they're still selling like ten discs set.
Speaker 1: Who's buying discs?
Speaker 2: I remember? I remember like when I would watch Nickelodeon
Speaker 2: as a kid, you'd get the advertisement to sign up
Speaker 2: for nick magazine.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh, what was the one, uh highlights for kids?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, there was the one with the zoo, the zoo,
Speaker 2: the different animal on the covers.
Speaker 1: No, it was like a scripty font that was highlights.
Speaker 2: No, this one was only animals and you would get
Speaker 2: them and it would be like a specific thing about
Speaker 2: the animal.
Speaker 1: Oh, that wasn't a magazine that you would send away for. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was that. It was it was the same time
Speaker 1: something or other. It was the same timeframe as the
Speaker 1: Sweet Pickles bus.
Speaker 2: Okay, I have no idea.
Speaker 1: Do we've done this before and you pulled up the
Speaker 1: commercials bus. Yes, Sweet Pickles books. It was a commercial
Speaker 1: Sweet Pickles and the and the bus would come up
Speaker 1: the street and the goose would come outside. Yes, mother goose.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're talking about Richard Scary.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not as Sweet Pickles Zoo books. Sweet Pickles is.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Zu books. I always wanted Zo books
Speaker 2: and I never got them.
Speaker 1: Sweet Pickles is great, Andrews. You would sit in the
Speaker 1: doctor's office and there would be the Sweet Pickles books,
Speaker 1: and in the middle would be the little response cards
Speaker 1: that you'd tear out and you would subscribe and order them,
Speaker 1: and you would get all these books in the mill.
Speaker 2: I miss those days.
Speaker 1: Curious George. They used to have that also, they had
Speaker 1: the cards in the middle where you could buy them.
Speaker 2: That's my feel good movie. If I'm ever depressed, there's
Speaker 2: two movies. I go to my neighbor Totoro amazing, everybody
Speaker 2: should watch it. And Curious George, the one with Bill
Speaker 2: Farrow who plays the guy in the big yellow hat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was better way, It was better back
Speaker 1: in the seventies and eighties when Curious George was just innocent.
Speaker 1: Curious George and the little cartoons.
Speaker 2: Well, he's innocent in this one. It's a rated G movie.
Speaker 2: It's seventy minutes.
Speaker 1: You remember when he ate the puzzle piece and they
Speaker 1: had an X ray m and they saw the puzzle
Speaker 1: piece inside of him. No, you didn't read the Curious
Speaker 1: George books. I probably don't remember because I was a child,
Speaker 1: right Well, I read them as a child, and I
Speaker 1: remember that part.
Speaker 2: I don't really remember reading.
Speaker 1: It was traumatizing to me. He ate the puzzle piece
Speaker 1: and he had to get it. He had a tummy
Speaker 1: ache and they took him to the doctor and the
Speaker 1: X ray showed I mean it never would you wouldn't
Speaker 1: see a cardboard piece on an X ray, you know,
Speaker 1: it showed it.
Speaker 2: The number one thing that terrified me as a kid
Speaker 2: a Rugrats episode they where Chucky eats a watermelon seed.
Speaker 2: I think, oh my god, belly, Well that's the thing
Speaker 2: It's like a nightmare scenario, and then they go into
Speaker 2: the stomach and the seed is growing. I was terrified.
Speaker 2: I was also afraid of Thomas the Tank Engine. I've
Speaker 2: mentioned this before, have I? Yes, you have, and the
Speaker 2: train shook.
Speaker 1: Well, the eyes were kind of creepy.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I love Thomas the Tank Engine so much that one
Speaker 2: is one. If I ever have a child, I will
Speaker 2: raise them on Thomas the Tank Engine. Okay, fingers crossed.
Speaker 2: But I would watch it from the side, like I
Speaker 2: would sit on the side of the TV and I
Speaker 2: would like peer over to see what was going on.
Speaker 2: I also had an English accent from that show.
Speaker 1: That's good and from Pepa Pig as well.
Speaker 2: No, we didn't have Peppa Pig.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but might seem you didn't have the luxury of
Speaker 1: watching kid shows with your kids. Yeah like that. My favorite,
Speaker 1: I think was Yo Gabba Gabba. That was one of
Speaker 1: my favorite, and also the dance the freaking the people
Speaker 1: that dance wiggles No, And we went to see them
Speaker 1: live and it was so awesome. Damn it they did.
Speaker 1: There was a band something Something banned the something band
Speaker 1: I can't remember. Okay, oh man, I'm gonna look it
Speaker 1: up because it's bothering me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am sorry. I don't remember that one.
Speaker 1: We went to see them live in Westbury and we
Speaker 1: love them. You love them? Yes, I think they were great.
Speaker 2: Huh. I wish I knew what you were talking about.
Speaker 2: The something something banned something band? You know how you
Speaker 2: should type it in band that four kids on nick,
Speaker 2: the Naked Brothers band.
Speaker 1: No, oh, here it is the fresh Beat Band. I've
Speaker 1: never heard of the fresh Beat Band. Yes, the fresh
Speaker 1: Beat Band Concert special, Yes, the fresh Beat Band.
Speaker 2: Never heard of them? What the show were they on?
Speaker 1: The fresh Beat Band? Yeah?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, we didn't have that a nick.
Speaker 1: Of course you didn't because you're too old. The Wow
Speaker 1: sad fresh Beat? Oh, I can't play it on mine?
Speaker 2: What am I looking up?
Speaker 1: Fresh Beat Band theme song?
Speaker 2: There is beat band theme song?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh my god, this is going to be great.
Speaker 2: I can't the fact that you were like I love them,
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: I used to have such a great time watching them.
Speaker 1: That's how parents can like secretly watch kids stuff and
Speaker 1: not be creepy. Watch it with your kids and you
Speaker 1: can enjoy it. M Yeah, it's about to play.
Speaker 2: I just don't want to play the Expedia adding they're
Speaker 2: not paying us.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what, before you play it, why don't
Speaker 1: we take a break?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sure, okay, hold one, we'll be back with the Fresh
Speaker 1: Beat Band.
Speaker 2: Do not say that yet.
Speaker 1: We'll be back with a fresh Beat Band theme right
Speaker 1: after this. And don't forget to take your condom off
Speaker 1: and throw it in the trash. I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 1: there was an America Express ad there. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Fingers crussed, Okay, are we getting to this? The Fresh
Speaker 2: Beat Band?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, stop?
Speaker 1: Uh huh wait a minute.
Speaker 3: House when fresh Yeah.
Speaker 1: That might have been a later version, but yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: And Yo Gabba Gabba too. That was great. We saw
Speaker 1: them live also and actually got to meet Dj Lance
Speaker 1: that was cool. And Muno Oh was that like the
Speaker 1: big one one?
Speaker 2: I think? Oh he was the big orange one with bikes.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure now, mun I don't remember which one
Speaker 1: he was. I have a T shirt with the one
Speaker 1: eyed red guy.
Speaker 2: I know what he looks like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's been so long, I don't remember the names.
Speaker 2: Now your kids are watching squid games.
Speaker 1: So no they're not. You said, actually had a was
Speaker 1: watching in the base, did that? It was just like
Speaker 1: a one time thing. So they wanted to see what
Speaker 1: it was. I don't know what they watched. Now, Cooper
Speaker 1: still watch like like some camp band movie or something
Speaker 1: shit rock. No, some camp something show. Actually, I don't
Speaker 1: think she watches that anymore. She she gets on these
Speaker 1: things where I don't know what they are.
Speaker 2: Well, don't you say that your kids watch YouTube more
Speaker 2: than anything? Now?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or TikTok. Yeah, they're just they watch people I'd rather
Speaker 1: than watch shows. Yeah, they're like, watch these dumb people
Speaker 1: doing stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I completely understand what you're talking about. And
Speaker 2: they've said that that's like a big thing because now
Speaker 2: whereas we would watch shows and maybe learn something off
Speaker 2: a ten part mini series, now they're like watching the
Speaker 2: condensed like minute of somebody being like, here's what's terrible
Speaker 2: and here's what you need to know about it, and
Speaker 2: then they walk away with it being like that was
Speaker 2: fun you know what?
Speaker 1: That we should be dumb people doing stuff that kids
Speaker 1: watch and we could be cleaning up what can it's funny.
Speaker 1: The other night I couldn't really sleep. I was tossing
Speaker 1: and turning, and I was racking my brain. I was like,
Speaker 1: what can we do that people would be interested in?
Speaker 1: Watching and would be like a quick fad and we'd
Speaker 1: make a ton of cash on it and whatever. There's
Speaker 1: got to be something because somebody comes out with something,
Speaker 1: why can't it be us?
Speaker 2: Because those people are the dredges of like society.
Speaker 1: Kind of like the people that were on the Amazing
Speaker 1: Race with our friends Lulu and Laala. That Internet family,
Speaker 1: the Internet family. Did you watch it all?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Oh? It was that family that dances around at Christmas
Speaker 1: pajamas and they got like millions of views.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something YouTube Internet families. There's always
Speaker 2: something hiding. Always. Yeah, there's if you look up like
Speaker 2: downfall of ex YouTube family, there's like at least seven
Speaker 2: different articles about seven different families.
Speaker 1: We should investigate and do a documentary. That would be huge.
Speaker 2: Say no more, I already done, right, I listen, I
Speaker 2: have a weird thing with cults. I will look into
Speaker 2: any cult asking about scientology done. Oh wait, No, we
Speaker 2: can't say that because scientologists might come after us.
Speaker 1: Okay, that would be bad. They start investigating. That's the
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise thing, right, Yeah, Okay. I went to the
Speaker 1: headquarters in La in La that big, the Big, the
Speaker 1: Truth one. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like this close to going inside.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, no, did you meet l Ron Hubbard?
Speaker 2: No, he's dead, although technically he signed a billion year
Speaker 2: life contract, so who knows.
Speaker 1: He's probably Like when I was a kid on I
Speaker 1: didn't know what that was. I'd be watching Prices Right,
Speaker 1: and the commercial would come on for Dianetics and I'd
Speaker 1: be and the l Ron Hubbard. That's how I know
Speaker 1: the name, that's that's the really yes, go look it up.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: It was this like fiery commercial.
Speaker 2: Am I gonna hear anything?
Speaker 1: No? No, there'll be no racist things in there. But
Speaker 1: but no, I what I just remember as a kid
Speaker 1: watching the Price is Right, and the commercial would always
Speaker 1: come on the new bestseller Dianetics by l Ron Hubbard,
Speaker 1: and that's what it was, and I didn't know what
Speaker 1: it was about, and I wasn't buying a book, but
Speaker 1: still that's where I remember that from. And then all
Speaker 1: these years later I found that he was the Scientology guy.
Speaker 2: I have always had a weird fascination with cults. Be
Speaker 2: it jonestown depressing? Yeah, not great. I have a really
Speaker 2: depressing book about that one if you want to read it. Scientology, Uh,
Speaker 2: the one with the ship I.
Speaker 1: Mean at the end of the day, this is a cult.
Speaker 1: This is a cult. How is it a cult? Because
Speaker 1: all these these cereal heads that listen to us? Is
Speaker 1: that what we're calling the fan base cult? We're switching
Speaker 1: them from crunchers to cereal heads. Yeah, we are. We
Speaker 1: are a cult. You don't want to be a cult technically,
Speaker 1: people that follow you and listen to you cult numbers.
Speaker 2: At the end of the day, it's it's a lot more.
Speaker 2: It's a lot more.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know, I know where you're coming from, Like,
Speaker 1: those are hardcore. But you guys, we're gonna buy a
Speaker 1: ranch and you can all come and eat cereals. That's right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll have those dispensers all over the place, but mixed
Speaker 1: in with the cereal will be pills and they'll be
Speaker 1: crushed up.
Speaker 2: Okay, so maybe not that went off on a whld
Speaker 2: tangent over there, did you Scott.
Speaker 1: On a tangent? That's if you're going to do a cult,
Speaker 1: do it right. I think we should do true crime Fridays. No,
Speaker 1: you said we were doing movie watch from Okay.
Speaker 2: Movie watch Fridays.
Speaker 1: Then we're gonna sit on our couch in front of
Speaker 1: the fireplace with our zoom and we're gonna watch movies
Speaker 1: and talk about it.
Speaker 2: Is that really what we're gonna do?
Speaker 1: You said we were I would be fine with that
Speaker 1: so far, I've watched like four or five movies already,
Speaker 1: and I'm not a movie watcher.
Speaker 2: No, we'll do it on our Patreon, which we still
Speaker 2: have set up.
Speaker 1: I don't like the name. What just don't like that name?
Speaker 1: What Patreon?
Speaker 2: Well, that's how people do it, but it makes.
Speaker 1: Me think of bad, something bad. I don't like that name.
Speaker 2: Well, we could do discord. I heard that one's That
Speaker 2: one doesn't sound good either. That one's like a chat
Speaker 2: app where people would sign up and then they chat.
Speaker 1: Why is it like a friendly name like Sonny?
Speaker 2: We could do OnlyFans.
Speaker 1: That's a dirty one though, Yeah, but you know you
Speaker 1: could do try to get people. Can you do non
Speaker 1: dirty stuff there too? I mean people don't go there
Speaker 1: for that. Yeah, but that's the moment where Nate and
Speaker 1: I you are gonna eat bananas. Well maybe we could
Speaker 1: do one big channel. No, is that for explicit content?
Speaker 1: And you like the sister podcasts and stuff. It needs
Speaker 1: to be separated.
Speaker 2: It needs to be you need to keep it seperated.
Speaker 1: Our movie chat can't be associated with two guys eating bananas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I wouldn't want to probably be associated
Speaker 2: with someone doing that in the first place. But yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I think it's gonna be great for you.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have our clothes on. I mean, now I
Speaker 1: make someone's like, hey, that one. I may ask him
Speaker 1: to take a shirt off every once in a while
Speaker 1: for more viewers, but it's not gonna be any more
Speaker 1: than that.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be funny once people start, like if people
Speaker 2: sign up and then you're like, hey, if you're a
Speaker 2: gold member for fifty bucks, like you can give us
Speaker 2: special requests, and then that's when it's gonna go downhill fast.
Speaker 2: That's when all of a sudden, it's gonna be like,
Speaker 2: huh see the thing is what's going on? Scott?
Speaker 1: I don't know how it Why are you moving to
Speaker 1: Los Angeles?
Speaker 2: Scott?
Speaker 1: I don't know how it works or anything about it.
Speaker 1: So I'm using this podcast as a platform to let
Speaker 1: my wife Amy know that I'm going to go to
Speaker 1: OnlyFans because I need to see how it works and
Speaker 1: what we have to do. I'm not looking at stuff.
Speaker 1: I just need to figure out the logistics of it.
Speaker 1: I'll do it at work. I guess I don't so
Speaker 1: if it doesn't have to be on my browser at home.
Speaker 1: But I don't think. I just I need to figure
Speaker 1: it out.
Speaker 2: You guys are gonna get so many weird requests. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you don't have to him a banana with your feet.
Speaker 1: I'll do that. You pay more for it.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing you were going to create price levels,
Speaker 2: because Patreon is the same thing. You create price levels,
Speaker 2: and at certain levels you could say, oh, you're an
Speaker 2: executive producer, we'll put your name in the credits, or so.
Speaker 1: Do you do a separate thing just for them or
Speaker 1: do they pay you when you do it? And everyone
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: The Patreon one is very simil because that's this is
Speaker 2: how the content works. You have a base level. So
Speaker 2: we could say just say take this podcast, for example,
Speaker 2: we could say for five bucks, we're gonna give you
Speaker 2: Friday episodes like whatever. If you pay ten bucks, you're
Speaker 2: called like a spoonhead, and we'll give you like you
Speaker 2: get access to the episodes a week early.
Speaker 1: Then people like Matt and Carrie Hedges are gonna get
Speaker 1: angry because it's like I'm not paying for free content.
Speaker 2: If you pay one hundred dollars, you can pick the
Speaker 2: cereals we do once a month every episode.
Speaker 1: Oh we pretty much let people do that anyway, because
Speaker 1: they send it to us.
Speaker 2: You get to be in an episode, you could do
Speaker 2: like all these things, and you get exclusive access to
Speaker 2: chat with us and create special videos.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's taking advantage of the people who
Speaker 1: got us here.
Speaker 2: You're about to start feeding Nate bananas with your feet,
Speaker 2: so the floor has already been like you are underneath
Speaker 2: the floor, there is no bottom.
Speaker 1: But those are all new people. Those are people that
Speaker 1: will come in wanting to pay money to see bananas
Speaker 1: being fed with feet. Are these are our serial people?
Speaker 1: Like I feel like we're taking advantage of them if
Speaker 1: we try to try. Sure, we can sell them T shirts,
Speaker 1: but I mean, again.
Speaker 2: It's just different content. So if we create custom content
Speaker 2: for that, Like if we're saying we'll watch movies with
Speaker 2: you on a day, right, and like everybody is in
Speaker 2: this chat and we pop in every once in a
Speaker 2: while and be like, hey, guys, which cereals should we have?
Speaker 1: Like that'll be fine while we're watching a movie.
Speaker 2: Well no, they could like help us pick cereals for
Speaker 2: the upcoming episode. It's like, just create more of a community. Oh,
Speaker 2: back to your cult idea.
Speaker 1: So like when we're watching the Toy on a Friday night, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know with the Toy, Yeah, with Richard Pryor.
Speaker 2: I have no idea what that is. Yes, you do.
Speaker 1: We've talked about it, Wonder Wheel, everything, we've talked about it.
Speaker 1: I'll go back in episodes and pull it. I say,
Speaker 1: what yeah, probably, but like so so so when Richard
Speaker 1: Pryor gets stuck in the Wonder Wheel, I can then
Speaker 1: play the video of me getting stuck in the inflatable
Speaker 1: radio that I was in. Yeah, so we can like
Speaker 1: go back and forth. Well, we need to figure.
Speaker 2: Out how we can actually stream these things because I
Speaker 2: don't know how we could stream the.
Speaker 1: Movie because I'm gonna have to get a road caster.
Speaker 2: Uh no, his worst comestorys I just bring it. Plus
Speaker 2: we could also just watch it here.
Speaker 1: That's a problem. We can't play the movie. Also, people
Speaker 1: would have to watch it in their house and would
Speaker 1: say ready start one, two, three.
Speaker 2: Well again that's where if we did it on Discord,
Speaker 2: which I know you're probably like, what is this chatty app?
Speaker 2: I'm confused. Whatever happened to SMS messaging? Is it an MMS?
Speaker 2: Am I getting charged for this SMS?
Speaker 3: My day?
Speaker 2: We had unlimited texting?
Speaker 1: No, it was never unlimited, not back then. It is now. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I would always get anxiety with calling and texting. But yeah,
Speaker 2: now it's all unlimited, so I don't feel bad.
Speaker 1: That's good. Yeah, not for everybody, though, I don't think.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's very rare that you come and count
Speaker 2: like that. Someone's like, please don't text me the rates? Yeah,
Speaker 2: well maybe the androids. I wish Android really was. I've
Speaker 2: said this before. I can't go back into this topic,
Speaker 2: but I would get one of two seconds if they
Speaker 2: just had I message.
Speaker 1: I don't understand.
Speaker 2: I just want to flip phone, that's all.
Speaker 1: Maybe Apple will make one one day.
Speaker 2: Fingers crossed rate you could just do.
Speaker 1: All right, I have to go to Waikia.
Speaker 2: Should we go?
Speaker 1: What are you gonna buy clean a Forben? Something that
Speaker 1: doesn't require an Alan wrench? Now? Is that an Alan
Speaker 1: rench or an Alan key? Because I've heard both.
Speaker 2: You're asking the wrong person, Okay.
Speaker 1: I mean I could fix some things. I mean and
Speaker 1: I were talking about this the other day, like I have.
Speaker 1: I have limited knowledge, but I don't have to call
Speaker 1: a handyman to like, you know, open up the light
Speaker 1: fixture and change the ball.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm good at repairs. I can also build things
Speaker 2: very easily. Everything in my apartment I built by myself.
Speaker 1: I mean they're lopsided, but they're there.
Speaker 2: No they're not.
Speaker 1: I think they are. When have you been to my apartment?
Speaker 1: I remember you said, why do I have an extra screw?
Speaker 1: I mean you missed a hole? When was that a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago? Remember the time I dropped you
Speaker 1: off and you're like, come in and use the bathroom,
Speaker 1: And the thing in your bathroom on top of the sink,
Speaker 1: it was lopsided.
Speaker 2: You've never been to my apartment ever?
Speaker 1: I have you told me to drive you home that day?
Speaker 2: You've never been in my apartment? Remember every time? Remember
Speaker 2: you didn't come upstairs to my apartment.
Speaker 1: Okay you didn't. Maybe you were drunk that day. You
Speaker 1: needed help getting on my stud your gas lighting crazy?
Speaker 1: This never happened. No, it didn't.
Speaker 3: Know.
Speaker 2: Every time you drop me off, you're like, oh, I
Speaker 2: gotta go.
Speaker 3: I'm scared.
Speaker 1: I was not scared. I just get nervous to double
Speaker 1: park right there people.
Speaker 3: I'm afraid. I don't know about this area.
Speaker 2: I'm in downtown Jersey City.
Speaker 3: I'm very scared.
Speaker 2: Let me go back to Long Island.
Speaker 3: It's safe.
Speaker 1: I just don't like to double park on that street there.
Speaker 2: No, every time you're like, is this okay? It's my
Speaker 2: car gonna be okay? Here? Yeah, park behind the three
Speaker 2: teslas and the weird BMW on that side. But yeah,
Speaker 2: you're beat up old GMC truck. Let's be concerned. It
Speaker 2: has station.
Speaker 1: Paraphernalia on it. People will attack it anyway. So and
Speaker 1: I changed the water pump on the air conditioner thing.
Speaker 1: That's exactly I was that. I was very proud of
Speaker 1: That's that's a pretty big repair. Like I swapped out
Speaker 1: the water pump.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: I mean I was proud of myself.
Speaker 2: Wow, So you should be. It's a big deal.
Speaker 1: Then I also got electrocuted the other night almost. I
Speaker 1: don't know what it's. You know what you can get
Speaker 1: electrocuted and not die, right? What is the what electricuate
Speaker 1: you did? Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or is it you just get shocked? Is the act
Speaker 1: of getting electrocuted you dying?
Speaker 2: I wanna almost call my mom right now because she
Speaker 2: will remember the story when my aunt's house was being built,
Speaker 2: there was like a live wire and I was a
Speaker 2: kid and I was running around and we walked in
Speaker 2: and I stepped on the wire and I literally like
Speaker 2: it was one of those like comic movies where I
Speaker 2: was like ooo.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, and smoke started coming out your hair, get
Speaker 1: all this stuff. Yeah, very nineties movie, like the villain
Speaker 1: getting like killed off. Well, I discovered some stray voltage
Speaker 1: in my basement, so I have to have that take.
Speaker 1: I think that's what they call it. If we were
Speaker 1: a metal band, that's what I would request the name
Speaker 1: to be. That was very cool coming up.
Speaker 2: Next to the stage.
Speaker 1: Stray voltage. But so I was I was changing the
Speaker 1: battery in my outside light timer, which is mounted right
Speaker 1: next to the circuit breaker, and I had my hand
Speaker 1: on the timer and then my hand also my other
Speaker 1: hand touched the circuit breaker and I was like ooh,
Speaker 1: I felt a jolt go through my body. So I
Speaker 1: think that's stray voltage. I think that's what that is.
Speaker 1: You're not supposed get shocked. So I grounded it myself
Speaker 1: and I almost died.
Speaker 2: Well, thank god you're here today, Yeah, thank god, thank god?
Speaker 2: What would our first song be a stray voltage? Hmm,
Speaker 2: don't touch that box, I don't know, or don't use
Speaker 2: two hands? Oh that could be our follow up single okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: single handed, we'll call it. Oh yeah, what are you
Speaker 2: playing a guitar? Or?
Speaker 1: I don't know? Could you give me my hat?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Please?
Speaker 1: So Nate wears this weird hat.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is where I have thoughts and I need
Speaker 2: to get them out. I know we have to go
Speaker 2: to Ikia, so we have like five minutes left.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 2: These look like boy band hats. These look like early
Speaker 2: two thousand's hold on, late nineties even these are Look
Speaker 2: at this, this is a joke. Well, first of all,
Speaker 2: you have to be watching this on YouTube. They are.
Speaker 1: I don't even understand it. It's got a bill right,
Speaker 1: like a like a baseball cap.
Speaker 2: Just picture like I look like a contestant on like
Speaker 2: an old like if I were to go, if we
Speaker 2: watch early Survivor episodes, they would wear hats like this.
Speaker 2: Maybe this will be what gets me on Survivor.
Speaker 1: You know who?
Speaker 2: I think we're wearing hat.
Speaker 1: In the marvelous Miss Masel what's her name?
Speaker 2: I don't watch that show?
Speaker 1: You don't watch it.
Speaker 2: No, I've only heard good things.
Speaker 1: But marvelous missus Maazel is wonderful. I mean, it's been
Speaker 1: gone for so long, I don't remember what's going on.
Speaker 1: Alex Borstein, Yes, her, they ate her agent. I think
Speaker 1: that she wears a hat like this. I could be wrong.
Speaker 2: Well, these hats, I said, and nobody here understood what
Speaker 2: I was saying. They look like MTV dating reality show hats.
Speaker 2: This hat is what they would wear. Yes, right, Room
Speaker 2: Raiders date my parents or no, that was called parental control. Next,
Speaker 2: like they would walk off the bus or wherever they'd be,
Speaker 2: and they'd be like, what's up. Name's Tristan, I'm Siffer,
Speaker 2: I'm twenty three.
Speaker 1: Somehow Nate pulls it off, but we don't.
Speaker 3: I'd say, pull off.
Speaker 1: Well, it looks better on him than it doesn't.
Speaker 2: Always like plaid shirts with it, so it goes even
Speaker 2: further down where he just looks youth counselor.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, if you join my only Fans, Paigde,
Speaker 1: you can watch me feed Nate a banana with my
Speaker 1: feet while he wears only this hat.
Speaker 2: See, this is what's going to happen, and you're gonna
Speaker 2: start getting paid like thousands of dollars to do it.
Speaker 2: I'm okay, And it's going to reach a point where
Speaker 2: like it's like, huh, so Scotty's now doing softcore porn
Speaker 2: no on only fans.
Speaker 1: It's a banana and I'm fully clothed.
Speaker 2: Again. You say this now, but I'm just waiting until
Speaker 2: it's like I can't resist three thousand dollars right now.
Speaker 1: Some big bear guy does not want to see me
Speaker 1: with my shirt off again.
Speaker 2: You say this, and then all of a sudden, you're
Speaker 2: gonna start getting paid, and then it's gonna be like,
Speaker 2: it's not that bad handy, and then what do you know,
Speaker 2: in five years, I'll be going to LA for something
Speaker 2: and see you on the streets.
Speaker 3: It was worth it. I was gonna be a star.
Speaker 1: Can we talk about that ring?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's my r ring.
Speaker 1: That's very interesting to me.
Speaker 2: It's very cool. I have to say it tracks. I
Speaker 2: hate the color and I actually requested to customer service.
Speaker 1: It's like a wedding band.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm not married, but I look like it
Speaker 2: if I do that. Yeah, But it tracks every thing.
Speaker 2: And it's so much better than an Apple Watch because
Speaker 2: and it takes the place of a fit bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I just don't like the color. So I'm
Speaker 2: gonna spray paint it.
Speaker 1: Spray paint it. I don't think it'll work anymore if
Speaker 1: you spray painted. So I looked it up. Can you
Speaker 1: bite in black?
Speaker 2: Yes? And that's what I like. Emailed them to customer
Speaker 2: service and said, hey, I want to switch it. Never
Speaker 2: got back to me. So if anybody from AURA is
Speaker 2: watching this a sponsor us.
Speaker 1: I would never happen one of these days.
Speaker 2: Or b can I just switch this for a black one?
Speaker 1: I have to wear this hat for the rest of
Speaker 1: the day now. I can't take it off. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I've like reactivated the gel in my hair so many
Speaker 1: times that it just won't work anymore.
Speaker 2: Let me quickly get you. I'm getting your uh, I'm
Speaker 2: reading your Aura to figure out what your reality show
Speaker 2: person is. Ooh, I think I got it what with
Speaker 2: this hat on?
Speaker 1: Okay, your name is Chad.
Speaker 2: Chad, you're forty two and you're an ex skateboarder.
Speaker 1: With many injuries that I can't swe I can't be
Speaker 1: on the circuit anymore. Yeah, circuit, but now I teach
Speaker 1: kids how to skate.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, you'd be the one in an MTV show
Speaker 2: that would be like, I'm your mentor.
Speaker 1: I bruh, No, what's up? That's not me, that's what
Speaker 1: you say.
Speaker 2: But I feel like you'd be a good mentor on
Speaker 2: an MTV early reality show for skateboarders. Well, yeah, they
Speaker 2: had like made did you ever see Maid?
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it. No, So it's just gonna be
Speaker 1: me and Tony Hawk showing people how to skateboard.
Speaker 2: Now you're really going to that?
Speaker 3: No? No.
Speaker 2: Maide was like people would want to be something, so
Speaker 2: you would go in being like I want to be
Speaker 2: made into a pro skateboarder, and they would have then
Speaker 2: a mentor mentor the child or meant a mentee mentor
Speaker 2: mentor whatever. Anyway, the pro would then do something with
Speaker 2: the kid and they'd have like a month before like
Speaker 2: the big thing, yes, and then they would do the
Speaker 2: thing that they were like training for. Okay, I always
Speaker 2: wanted to be on it to be a dirt bike rider.
Speaker 2: I would love to ride it there bike. Sorry, I
Speaker 2: don't know how I could get this to ever happen,
Speaker 2: but I want to ride a dirt bike so bad.
Speaker 1: I could totally picture You're like going off this big
Speaker 1: jump and then like the handlebars come off. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: the tire it just separates. I get a cartoon all
Speaker 1: of that and yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I would pretty much go up a hill,
Speaker 2: realize how much air I got, fall off it and
Speaker 2: be like.
Speaker 3: No, I'm okay.
Speaker 2: That's what I do with jet skis. Jet skis, I
Speaker 2: go fast, and then the minute I hit like a
Speaker 2: wave or something, I'm like, uh huh, I don't like that.
Speaker 1: See now, are you more a jet ski or a
Speaker 1: wave runner? Wave runner is the one you sit. Jet
Speaker 1: ski you actually stand would you're probably don't know, You're
Speaker 1: probably on a wave runner. Most most people just sit
Speaker 1: huh you know, yeah, yeah, because jet skis are difficult
Speaker 1: to balance.
Speaker 2: I'm listen. I used to love banana boats. I used
Speaker 2: to love all those things, and now as like I'm older.
Speaker 2: When I go on one and it launches you off
Speaker 2: and you skid across the water and your head hits
Speaker 2: at like fifty miles an hour, You're like, why am
Speaker 2: I doing this?
Speaker 1: Yes? I will never parasl that's frightening to me. Why
Speaker 1: Because that's just another one of those unnecessary risks. Paris
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, especially in an unregulated
Speaker 1: country where you just say, they say, come on, come on,
Speaker 1: you know ten dollars and you just and you just go,
Speaker 1: and you go on some random guy's boat. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: put you up in the air. And I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I told the story or not before,
Speaker 1: but we were in Cancun one time and the paracel,
Speaker 1: you know, they go up and down the beach, and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden it started coming down and it
Speaker 1: came down into the pool of the hotel. So imagine this.
Speaker 1: The boat is still running in the water and it's
Speaker 1: oh god, oh you're getting dragged. It wasn't me. It
Speaker 1: wasn't me. Somebody came down and slowly this person is
Speaker 1: about to slam into the wall, and somebody was able
Speaker 1: to unhook them really quick, and they came and they
Speaker 1: gathered up the thing and they ran away because of
Speaker 1: course they're unlicensed, and it was just it was frightening.
Speaker 1: And I'll never forget that, and I will never go parasaaling. Wow.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you had a bad parashailing.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I just I just witnessed it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you witnessed a bad paras hailing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I don't need any part of that.
Speaker 2: No, I I okay, yeah, I don't know what it
Speaker 2: is about me, and I know that this is completely
Speaker 2: just like not a thing, but I am I'm not
Speaker 2: terrified of the water. Like I don't either.
Speaker 1: I love the wall.
Speaker 2: That's why for me, I know it's not a thing,
Speaker 2: but like I almost feel like falling into water. I
Speaker 2: understand that from that height you are going to like
Speaker 2: not make it. You could break some bones or not
Speaker 2: make it or not make it so, but for me,
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, if I'm over water, I'm okay. It's
Speaker 2: I know it's completely irrational, it doesn't make sense, but
Speaker 2: in my head, I'm like, oh, I'm okay, okay. Like
Speaker 2: I don't mind jumping off of things into water, but.
Speaker 1: I mean people cliff dive and that's almost as high.
Speaker 2: I could do that, right, I don't mind that to
Speaker 2: me the height and I don't even like heights. But
Speaker 2: when if I'm going into water, I'm like, it's not bad.
Speaker 2: I could do this.
Speaker 1: I think the last time I ever dove off a
Speaker 1: cliff was an action park where people will just dive
Speaker 1: right on top of you.
Speaker 2: That documentary is so good.
Speaker 1: Did you did you ever go when it was actually
Speaker 1: Action Park. No, I went when we're a little too young.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I went, and I switched yeah, and then they.
Speaker 1: Brought it back to Action Park for a minute. But
Speaker 1: I I mean I went there as a kid. We
Speaker 1: would load up a van of all, like the driver
Speaker 1: was like seventeen, and it would be a van full
Speaker 1: of teenagers and I was maybe ten or eleven, and
Speaker 1: we would all go, like ten or fifteen of us
Speaker 1: and just run wild, and there were no rules and
Speaker 1: you would just you know how at most water parks
Speaker 1: they make you wait, they're like okay, green light, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, but back then, I don't care, just go
Speaker 1: like somebody would jump, and somebody would jump right on
Speaker 1: top of you.
Speaker 2: Oh that's terrible.
Speaker 1: And that documentary is crazy because it's true. That's exactly
Speaker 1: what went on there. There was just just nobody cared.
Speaker 1: There was no supervision. We went without any parent. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you. The oldest person in the group was seventeen
Speaker 1: at best. And it was it was out of control, drinking,
Speaker 1: out of control, out of control, but good time.
Speaker 2: Racle. My dad used to go there too, I bet yeah.
Speaker 2: He told a couple of stories and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: not great, but it.
Speaker 1: Was fun, yes when you were when you were a
Speaker 1: stupid kid, unregulated. As a parent, now I would never
Speaker 1: let my kids go there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: What times have changed that they have? You know, back
Speaker 1: in the eighties you just didn't get hurt doing stuff.
Speaker 1: Now you do. Yeah, I don't know. That's exactly what happened, Yes, exactly.
Speaker 1: And people became much more litigious. They like to sue now, yes,
Speaker 1: more than ever. Yeah, so no one lets you do
Speaker 1: anything anymore.
Speaker 2: Well, they do, but again for your safety. They don't
Speaker 2: let people jump on each other from you.
Speaker 1: Go to the roller skating rink and they make you
Speaker 1: sign a release.
Speaker 2: What is that because if you break your leg and
Speaker 2: you're like, you're skate did this?
Speaker 1: By the way, a lawyer friend of mine told me
Speaker 1: that those things do not hold up in court, So
Speaker 1: sign away. I guess it doesn't matter. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, if something that they
Speaker 1: do causes death or injury to you, I don't think
Speaker 1: that little piece of paper that you scribble any name
Speaker 1: on because they don't know who you are. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: it makes a difference. And plus they'd never find it anyway.
Speaker 2: When so, when I was there, for Survivor casting finals.
Speaker 2: I signed the booklet basically releasing everything if I make
Speaker 2: it on the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and let me tell.
Speaker 2: You, that was one hundred pages of me just signing
Speaker 2: away my life, like if you die on the show,
Speaker 2: your family can't sue you if this happens to you.
Speaker 2: And it was like page after page after page, and
Speaker 2: in my head, I'm like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 2: Look Meanwhile, if God forbid something happens, my parents would
Speaker 2: be like.
Speaker 1: Huh yep.
Speaker 2: That idiots signed one hundred pages and now we can't
Speaker 2: do anything about it.
Speaker 1: It's no different than all the terms of service that
Speaker 1: you just click yes online. It's all the same. That's
Speaker 1: hysterical South Park episode. Yes, exactly, it's exactly the same.
Speaker 1: Nobody reads anything, and if you do read it and
Speaker 1: you don't like it, you click no. You can't have
Speaker 1: whatever you want anyway, exactly. You know what life sucks?
Speaker 2: Where in hell?
Speaker 1: Yes we are.
Speaker 2: Speaking of I say one more thing and then we
Speaker 2: can go. I witness someone this weekend play or Shazam
Speaker 2: mister Brightside and I am crushed.
Speaker 1: Maybe they didn't know the name of the band. I mean,
Speaker 1: obviously they knew the song because they thought enough to
Speaker 1: shazam it. Maybe they just didn't know who's sig. Give
Speaker 1: them the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 2: I almost went up to them and was gonna ask
Speaker 2: them if they were like, Okay, they say the name.
Speaker 1: You should have just said it. Really, I'm a killer
Speaker 1: and then you kill them. Okay, it sounds great because
Speaker 1: it angered you.
Speaker 2: So it did anger me a lot.
Speaker 1: It is the Killers, right, it is the Killers.
Speaker 2: They also sing a song. What's the other song?
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, there's a friend of Mars that says
Speaker 1: that mister Bright's Side Yeah is the like best song
Speaker 1: of all time? No, and that it's proven chart wise
Speaker 1: no right that we try to tell him that, we're like, no.
Speaker 2: No, the number one best selling single of all time is.
Speaker 1: Not best selling. He just said it's the best song
Speaker 1: of all time all time according to who him? But
Speaker 1: where I don't know the Killers mister Bright's Side.
Speaker 2: No. So technically, if you're gonna go with like, what
Speaker 2: could quote unquote be called the best song of all time,
Speaker 2: just say from trophies it's actually shallow. You remember the
Speaker 2: Lady Gaga Bradley Cooper song, Yeah, that one one, Like
Speaker 2: it's the most song of all time?
Speaker 1: Really yeah, but like the most airplay and the most
Speaker 1: this and the most that, Like, like what song has
Speaker 1: the most everything? Like the most? So again, if we're
Speaker 1: going with awards, the most Rammies, the most airplay, the
Speaker 1: most cells, every everything, Like what song has the most
Speaker 1: everything to make it number one of all time? I
Speaker 1: would probably say on Michael Jackson song is it like
Speaker 1: smells like teen Spirit? I mean, what is it? There's
Speaker 1: so many things that qualify, right, There's so many variables,
Speaker 1: but there has to be one song that has the
Speaker 1: most of all those things that makes it the best
Speaker 1: song of all time in every way. I don't think
Speaker 1: it's mister bright Side that I don't know. It's definitely not.
Speaker 1: There's no doubt that it's not. But I'm just probably
Speaker 1: a Beyonce song, h see. I feel like it's something
Speaker 1: much older than that. Yeah, there really is no I
Speaker 1: feel like it would be something from the eighties or
Speaker 1: or Rolling Stones five the top ten songs were like
Speaker 1: a Rolling Stone is the old one the twenty twenty
Speaker 1: two or twenty twenty one list. Change it to Respect
Speaker 1: by Aretha Franklin. That's a challenge. I need to figure
Speaker 1: that out. I want to know what the most winningest
Speaker 1: of every single category song is of all time, most
Speaker 1: money making, most radio play, most awards, most everything. There
Speaker 1: has to be one song that has the most of
Speaker 1: all those things together.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm always shocked whenever I go to like the
Speaker 2: most stream songs or like what's like a diamond certified single.
Speaker 2: To get certified diamond, it has to be ten times
Speaker 2: like sold. But now it's streaming technically, if you play
Speaker 2: something that counts as a sale.
Speaker 1: It's hard to figure stuff out now because there's so
Speaker 1: many different ways to get stuff.
Speaker 2: As of January twenty twenty two, all of the top
Speaker 2: one hundred songs have exceeded one point two billion streams.
Speaker 2: Shape of You ranked in the top position. It's the
Speaker 2: only song that's ever exceeded three billion streams. I think
Speaker 2: it's one of the most played songs of all time.
Speaker 1: But I mean, baby Shark just had ten billion views
Speaker 1: on YouTube. So I mean where they remember Desposito? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I does?
Speaker 2: Or Old Town Road that's the longest running song of
Speaker 2: all times. I don't know I could pull that one out.
Speaker 2: This is all above my head anyway, We'll come back
Speaker 2: to it. Yeah, So why don't we get out of here.
Speaker 2: Alrighty have fun at IKEA.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not gonna have what I want anyway. It's
Speaker 1: you know, their website is so screwy that it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: we have limited supply and you get there and there's nothing.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'm gonna take the microphone over here
Speaker 1: because I gotta get This studio is such a wreck.
Speaker 2: Well maybe you should clean it.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, do we still have to do this at
Speaker 1: the end of every every week?
Speaker 2: We don't know. Saying clink is fine too.
Speaker 1: All right, Well until we see you again on Monday
Speaker 1: with an all new Serial Killers. Yeah, we'll get another
Speaker 1: bowl chat next Wednesday. And no, we'll have some bonus
Speaker 1: content at some point.
Speaker 2: Cool.
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Speaker 1: your day.
Speaker 2: Have a great day. Everybody, say clink, Andrew, clink. That
Speaker 2: was a long one.
Speaker 1: It was. It kind of bounced around.
Speaker 2: That's a long clinker.
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Speaker 2: Okay, bye bye,