Speaker 1: Second date, up date.
Speaker 2: What do you do if you've been single for the
Speaker 2: last few years, You've been on over a dozen dates
Speaker 2: on a dozen different dating apps, and absolutely nothing has stuck.
Speaker 2: You'd have to actually leave your house in order for
Speaker 2: that to count.
Speaker 3: As you.
Speaker 2: Could become a monk and take a vow of celibacy
Speaker 2: to make it seem like it was all your idea
Speaker 2: the whole time, like some of.
Speaker 3: Those places beautiful views.
Speaker 2: All virgins up there. Or you could do the most
Speaker 2: frightening thing in the world, like our listener Rob did,
Speaker 2: and meet someone in real life. People don't actually do
Speaker 2: that anymore. Actually, you scare me. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much. Thanks for having me.
Speaker 3: That's exciting. And you know, I feel like we've heard
Speaker 3: a couple of these stories lately. Maybe people are going
Speaker 3: back to this trend.
Speaker 2: It's either exciting in a real low moment in your life.
Speaker 2: So which one.
Speaker 4: No, I'm like you said, I'm just completely done with
Speaker 4: the apps, like no one ever wants to meet up.
Speaker 4: It's just a waste of my time.
Speaker 3: Okay, So what'd you do to meet somebody in person?
Speaker 3: What was your trick?
Speaker 4: Well, normally, how I would try to meet someone, I'd
Speaker 4: be like, if you know you were a vegetable, you'd
Speaker 4: be a cute cumber. Oh line, And I'll say that
Speaker 4: on a dating app and stuff, and I mean sometimes
Speaker 4: they'll work, they'll respond to me, and sometimes it just
Speaker 4: it just won't.
Speaker 2: It's not just like jokes, like bad jokes.
Speaker 3: It's pretty cheesy.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh maybe that was a little bit too high
Speaker 2: brow that they don't understand it's a cute.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean it's like vegetables and cute one another one
Speaker 2: that I've tried before that sometimes works.
Speaker 4: Excuse me, you to have dropped something. Oh oh, it's
Speaker 4: your standards. Can I buy you a drink?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Sounds like to yourself.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean I'm starting to feel like it's not the
Speaker 3: app's fault that you're not meeting a lot of people.
Speaker 4: It's the wrong girl.
Speaker 2: You need a girl who's like loves that silly stuff.
Speaker 4: Brother, that's what I'm hoping to find here.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So you said that's what you used to do.
Speaker 2: Those were your old strategies. Do you mean that you
Speaker 2: have like a new thing that you were trying.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So I found this vide online and there was
Speaker 4: this guy who said that there's just one like super
Speaker 4: simple trick that you have to do.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, everybody listening right this time.
Speaker 4: So you're at like a bar or something. You walk
Speaker 4: like right next to her, and then you lean over
Speaker 4: to the bartender and you just say, I'll have an
Speaker 4: old fashion, she'll have a rainbow lemon drop, and then
Speaker 4: just say put it on my tab and then just
Speaker 4: walk away.
Speaker 3: Wait, she's like you and a gross for like, you
Speaker 3: get a good old fashion and she gets a rainbow
Speaker 3: lemon drop.
Speaker 2: I think it's just any drink, right, Like, you don't
Speaker 2: always have to be Yeah, you don't have to stick
Speaker 2: with the rainbow lemons off, just like some sort of
Speaker 2: free drink for her. I'm getting something for me, put
Speaker 2: it on my tab and then you walk away.
Speaker 3: Wait, and you think she wants to date ux you
Speaker 3: bought her free drinks? No, but it's a mystery, so
Speaker 3: you're gonna follow him to find out who he is. No,
Speaker 3: that's the best part, not having to talk to the
Speaker 3: guy who you drink.
Speaker 4: Yeah. No, the guy in the video said that, I'm
Speaker 4: just like you said. It kind of creates a mystery,
Speaker 4: you know. She's like she's just gonna start thinking about
Speaker 4: you and thinking about you.
Speaker 2: Different than most guys that buy people drinks, because most
Speaker 2: guys will do it and then stick around and be like,
Speaker 2: all right, I bought you something, now you owe me
Speaker 2: like ten minutes of time. So did you do this
Speaker 2: out in the real world?
Speaker 4: So I actually just tried it the other night and
Speaker 4: it works, damn. Okay, her name was Camilla.
Speaker 3: Camilla. How long did it take for Camilla to get
Speaker 3: the drink and go find you?
Speaker 4: Literally minutes? Like she had not finished the drink she
Speaker 4: had it in her hand when she walked up to me. Okay, wow,
Speaker 4: Well every time she looks down at the drink, she's
Speaker 4: thinking of you.
Speaker 3: Well, you must be pretty attractive, because she wouldn't would.
Speaker 2: Do if she's not attractive.
Speaker 3: Like Jeff said, it's so nice not to owe anybody anything, yeah,
Speaker 3: or something, you know, Like it's such a relief, probably
Speaker 3: to her.
Speaker 2: And I don't think it has anything to do with attractiveness.
Speaker 2: It's just like the mystery of it. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 2: a It's like an ugly guy gave you a drink
Speaker 2: and then walked away. You'd probably be like, huh, I
Speaker 2: wouldn't go talk to him. No, yeah, I would, but
Speaker 2: it worked for Rob. So how long did you guys talk?
Speaker 4: We were talking for like maybe ten minutes or so.
Speaker 4: She said she was waiting for a friend, so when
Speaker 4: her friend came, she did have to leave.
Speaker 2: But oh, okay, so she was just I did give.
Speaker 4: Her or she gave me my number? Oh she gave
Speaker 4: me her number?
Speaker 2: Yeah scary if she gave you your number?
Speaker 4: Umber And I text her and she like replied right then,
Speaker 4: just like got it. So I know she didn't give
Speaker 4: me a fake number.
Speaker 3: Okay, Wait, did you guys go on on a date.
Speaker 4: I have not heard from her. I tried to texting
Speaker 4: her to try to cut something up, and I've got nothing.
Speaker 3: Okay. And so the guy in the video on YouTube
Speaker 3: that you watch, he didn't have any phone.
Speaker 4: There was no part too.
Speaker 2: Now, yes, but a ten minute conversation is basically like
Speaker 2: a long term relationship in the modern dating work. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you'd been together for a very long time. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: I guess we should ask do we know one hundred
Speaker 2: percent that this Camilla girl was single?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: That is a risk in this one, because you you
Speaker 3: buy him a drink before you hit on, you know,
Speaker 3: before you talk to us.
Speaker 4: True I mean that is straight out ask her, but
Speaker 4: she was definitely like leaning into it. I feel like
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure, but if she if.
Speaker 2: She was in a relationship, she probably wouldn't have like
Speaker 2: walked across and tracked you down and like struck up
Speaker 2: a conversation.
Speaker 4: And her friend was there.
Speaker 2: How long has it been since that bar interaction?
Speaker 4: About four days now?
Speaker 3: Okay, not that long? How many texts have you sent?
Speaker 4: Uh? Possibly like five?
Speaker 2: Six on the line of maybe too many, but yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe she's gaming you back. Maybe this is like a
Speaker 2: girl strategy to pick the guy back up after you
Speaker 2: pick her up. But we'll find out. We'll come back because.
Speaker 4: You'll call a radio station.
Speaker 2: And then we come back and call Camilla try and
Speaker 2: get you your second date update.
Speaker 1: Right after this second date update, Welcome my friends to
Speaker 1: today's special edition of How to Seduce a Beautiful Woman
Speaker 1: Without speaking a word to her.
Speaker 2: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Bedroom. Today's pick up
Speaker 2: strategy comes from our listener Rob, who tried something that
Speaker 2: he found in an online video where if you're.
Speaker 3: At a bar with that voice and when you say online,
Speaker 3: it sounds like something we shouldn't be talking.
Speaker 2: Talk it's not like that. But you just you go
Speaker 2: up next to the woman that you like, you don't
Speaker 2: talk to her, order yourself a drink, then, without asking,
Speaker 2: order her a drink, and simply smile and walk away.
Speaker 2: Let the mystery do the work for you. Yes, And
Speaker 2: that was different from Rob's previous strategy, which was to
Speaker 2: basically use cheesy pickup lines like if you were a vegetable,
Speaker 2: I'd say you were a cute cumber.
Speaker 3: We started talking to Rob and he's like, yeah, it
Speaker 3: didn't work for twelve years. Yeah, twelve years of the
Speaker 3: same thing.
Speaker 2: He decided to try something different and it worked, yeah,
Speaker 2: kind of.
Speaker 3: I'll approached him and they talked for ten minutes. She
Speaker 3: didn't give her number, but now she's.
Speaker 2: Not calling him back. But overall, I mean, after learning
Speaker 2: that move, Rob, do you feel like you're more confident
Speaker 2: in yourself?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I think I do. The fact that
Speaker 4: she walked up to me, Like, that's just crazy.
Speaker 2: You think she's a psychopath.
Speaker 3: What you're saying, I think crazy in a good way too, okay, good, not.
Speaker 2: Crazy in a bad way? Crazy in love? Like yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: we're gonna call her right now. And remember Rob, wait,
Speaker 2: till we call you in in order to jump. Okay,
Speaker 2: we've got a lot of people just springing on the
Speaker 2: line without permission, so have some self control over there,
Speaker 2: got it?
Speaker 3: He really feels like a wild card.
Speaker 2: Jeff All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 2: Hey, is this Camilla?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: It is Who's We're a radio station called Brook and
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: Camilla.
Speaker 5: Okay, how can I how can I help you guys?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you went out with a guy who listens
Speaker 2: to our show.
Speaker 3: I don't know if i'd say that, I would say
Speaker 3: you met a guy at a bar who listens to
Speaker 3: our show.
Speaker 2: His name is Rob, and you guys met like four
Speaker 2: nights ago ish.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, yeah, no, I I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Well Rob, he bought you a drink and
Speaker 2: you guys ended up talking for a few minutes until
Speaker 2: your friend got there, and.
Speaker 3: He knows it wasn't like a lot of time together,
Speaker 3: but you know, he was impressed by who you were.
Speaker 2: We're just wondering what were your thoughts about Rob?
Speaker 5: He was he was nice?
Speaker 3: Uh? Okay.
Speaker 2: We always have a bad reaction when the only thing
Speaker 2: that they say is nice.
Speaker 3: First, I just want to hear, like when he went
Speaker 3: up to the bar and he bought you a drink
Speaker 3: without saying anything, what was going through your head?
Speaker 5: Honestly, I've never had something like that happen to me before,
Speaker 5: so it was kind of just like, well, he was
Speaker 5: a little timid about it at first, so I didn't
Speaker 5: honestly know fully if he was talking to me or
Speaker 5: about me at first. But then there really was no
Speaker 5: one else around us, and he just walked away and
Speaker 5: there was a drink there for me, So I was
Speaker 5: I was intrigued. I was confused, intrigued.
Speaker 2: How we wanted you to feel that worked?
Speaker 3: So what's crazy is it came across as timid to you,
Speaker 3: not as like uber confidence.
Speaker 4: It was like the trick.
Speaker 2: Maybe he should have done like the Superman pose when
Speaker 2: he ordered it, like I shall have an old fashioned
Speaker 2: and she shall have a lemon drop without a help.
Speaker 5: Uh No, I probably would not have gotten the conversation
Speaker 5: out of me from that.
Speaker 3: Okay, So it's not bad what he did.
Speaker 2: Mean we're confused why you're not responding.
Speaker 5: Well, okay, So I was there waiting for my friend
Speaker 5: and he told us that. Okay, So when she got there,
Speaker 5: we left we went into our own thing. Uh huh.
Speaker 5: But you know how I said I had never had
Speaker 5: someone do something like that before. I can't say that anymore,
Speaker 5: obviously because of Rob. But I would also have like
Speaker 5: three more Nichols if I said I had a nickel,
Speaker 5: I every time that's happened to me.
Speaker 2: Since what what do you mean you got?
Speaker 3: I think she means that other people did that for
Speaker 3: her the same night.
Speaker 5: The same exact night, these two other guys came up
Speaker 5: and did the exact same thing to us, both me
Speaker 5: and my friend.
Speaker 2: They stole Rob's move. They probably saw Rob do that
Speaker 2: across the bar, and.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's a different But did you go
Speaker 3: talk to the other two guys? I mean you only
Speaker 3: went and talked to Rob right.
Speaker 5: Well, the second guy that did it. I was like,
Speaker 5: I got to ask, where is this coming from? Because
Speaker 5: obviously I'm not saying that Rob is not possibly a
Speaker 5: trendsetter in his own circles of life, but I don't
Speaker 5: think I would be giving him credit for it if
Speaker 5: I had.
Speaker 2: To guess, doesn't seem did the guy answer?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What do he say?
Speaker 5: Yeah? He he literally pulled it up on his phone
Speaker 5: and showed me this like Instagram reel.
Speaker 3: So another guy ruined it for our guy because if
Speaker 3: you hadn't known that, if that hadn't happened, would you
Speaker 3: have contacted Rob?
Speaker 5: I mean maybe, But I was just like.
Speaker 2: Okay, we can work with maybe, And I think Rob
Speaker 2: can probably work with maybe too, because he just might
Speaker 2: be on the other line right now, listening and wanting
Speaker 2: to talk to you. Camilla, quick, nonchalan bro, Rob you there?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm here, and look, Camilla, I am. I'm honestly embarrassed.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry I did. I saw it on a TikTok video.
Speaker 4: I was just nervous and like, you were really pretty.
Speaker 4: I just kind of wanted to see if it work.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but like how many girls did you try that on?
Speaker 4: It was just you. You were the first one and
Speaker 4: I got your number and I was so happy, and
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, that's cute.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I feel like I feel like some
Speaker 5: red flags are popping up on my radar here, like what.
Speaker 2: You feel like Rob's a player?
Speaker 3: Like that wasn't sincere Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 5: At first, you think, Okay, this guy's buying me a
Speaker 5: drink and seems nice and seems cool, and then you
Speaker 5: find out that it's just some dumb guy on YouTube
Speaker 5: or TikTok or instant whatever, being like, this is how
Speaker 5: you pick up jukes.
Speaker 3: That was a really good impression. And I've never even
Speaker 3: seen the video.
Speaker 1: I want you to do these videos.
Speaker 2: I do follow that guy though, he's good.
Speaker 4: I did see you across the bar, though, and like
Speaker 4: I chose you. I thought you were so cute for
Speaker 4: a distance, and when I got up to you, like
Speaker 4: if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cucumber or something.
Speaker 5: Wait did you Oh my yeah, no, no, no, that
Speaker 5: that was funny like that. That's way more you than
Speaker 5: than the lemon drop. Wait, that's how you should that's
Speaker 5: how you should have come up to me.
Speaker 4: It seems like you dropped something just now because oh wait,
Speaker 4: it's your standard.
Speaker 5: Where where was this guy, rob?
Speaker 2: Where was this guy?
Speaker 3: This is definitely him?
Speaker 4: Wow, I guess I'm just a thief because I'm here
Speaker 4: to steal your heart.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, okay, wait, wait a minute, you might
Speaker 5: be taking it too far.
Speaker 2: I don't think any of us can take any more
Speaker 2: of this conversation. I think we just need to offer
Speaker 2: to send you guys out on another date that we
Speaker 2: would pay for. If you don't do it, I'm going
Speaker 2: to marry this man.
Speaker 1: You can have it.
Speaker 3: Just become like the cutest couple we've ever had on the.
Speaker 2: Show, A cucumber couple.
Speaker 4: God, that's my that's I'm I'm I'm pattenting that.
Speaker 2: By the way, that's all right original. We would like
Speaker 2: to send you out on another date with Rob or
Speaker 2: I guess on your first official date with Rob.
Speaker 5: If you're up for it, you promise not to just
Speaker 5: try to buy me a lemon drop and be all mysterious.
Speaker 4: I can't promise that I won't say some more cheesy lines,
Speaker 4: but I will. I won't get you a lemon drop.
Speaker 3: Okay, he'll be himself.
Speaker 5: That's so sweet, perfect I am. I am not lactose intolerant.
Speaker 5: I want all the cheese.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 4: I love that. God, Yeah, it was Guda.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 2: I can't get off the phone with you fast enough.
Speaker 2: We're so happy for it. Congratulations. Please keep us updated,
Speaker 2: but only through email.
Speaker 3: Please that freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, how weird was that? I thought it
Speaker 2: was so cute.
Speaker 3: You thought it was weird?
Speaker 2: Well, just that it works?
Speaker 3: Oh my God, I just thought like it was just
Speaker 3: proof that he should have just been himself in the
Speaker 3: beginning and it all would have been so much better.
Speaker 2: But the hardest part about the call is like we
Speaker 2: couldn't say anything to blow his cover.
Speaker 3: Oh about the one like that he just came up
Speaker 3: with that one line on the spot.
Speaker 2: Because in part one he said that those are the
Speaker 2: cheesy lines about the cucumber. Those used to be his
Speaker 2: go to before he tried.
Speaker 3: I mean, why would we call him out on that?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, there was just no way to bring it harmless,
Speaker 2: exactly like we were going to blow up his spot.
Speaker 2: But it's just crazy that the old stuff worked on
Speaker 2: this new girl.
Speaker 3: Before the next day, I can tell you right now
Speaker 3: he is ferociously googling new pickup lines to come up
Speaker 3: with as.
Speaker 2: Cheesy as they can because she loved it. Maybe the
Speaker 2: key is he was doing them over text and d
Speaker 2: MS and those types of things only work in person.
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe, And I think I'm going to go back
Speaker 3: to just be yourself, but sure y yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm like, don't steal other people's jokes, try and be
Speaker 2: as original as you can. I think that's the lesson
Speaker 2: that we learned. And another lesson that you learned is
Speaker 2: you can all please email us for help with your
Speaker 2: dating life.
Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,