WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Cutecumber Couple

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<v Speaker 1>Second date, up date.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you do if you've been single for the

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<v Speaker 2>last few years, You've been on over a dozen dates

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<v Speaker 2>on a dozen different dating apps, and absolutely nothing has stuck.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd have to actually leave your house in order for

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<v Speaker 2>that to count.

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<v Speaker 3>As you.

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<v Speaker 2>Could become a monk and take a vow of celibacy

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<v Speaker 2>to make it seem like it was all your idea

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<v Speaker 2>the whole time, like some of.

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<v Speaker 3>Those places beautiful views.

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<v Speaker 2>All virgins up there. Or you could do the most

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<v Speaker 2>frightening thing in the world, like our listener Rob did,

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<v Speaker 2>and meet someone in real life. People don't actually do

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<v Speaker 2>that anymore. Actually, you scare me. Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you so much. Thanks for having me.

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<v Speaker 3>That's exciting. And you know, I feel like we've heard

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<v Speaker 3>a couple of these stories lately. Maybe people are going

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<v Speaker 3>back to this trend.

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<v Speaker 2>It's either exciting in a real low moment in your life.

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<v Speaker 2>So which one.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm like you said, I'm just completely done with

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<v Speaker 4>the apps, like no one ever wants to meet up.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just a waste of my time.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So what'd you do to meet somebody in person?

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<v Speaker 3>What was your trick?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, normally, how I would try to meet someone, I'd

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<v Speaker 4>be like, if you know you were a vegetable, you'd

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<v Speaker 4>be a cute cumber. Oh line, And I'll say that

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<v Speaker 4>on a dating app and stuff, and I mean sometimes

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<v Speaker 4>they'll work, they'll respond to me, and sometimes it just

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<v Speaker 4>it just won't.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not just like jokes, like bad jokes.

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<v Speaker 3>It's pretty cheesy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Oh maybe that was a little bit too high

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<v Speaker 2>brow that they don't understand it's a cute.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it's like vegetables and cute one another one

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<v Speaker 2>that I've tried before that sometimes works.

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<v Speaker 4>Excuse me, you to have dropped something. Oh oh, it's

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<v Speaker 4>your standards. Can I buy you a drink?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Sounds like to yourself.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I'm starting to feel like it's not the

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<v Speaker 3>app's fault that you're not meeting a lot of people.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the wrong girl.

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<v Speaker 2>You need a girl who's like loves that silly stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>Brother, that's what I'm hoping to find here.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, So you said that's what you used to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Those were your old strategies. Do you mean that you

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<v Speaker 2>have like a new thing that you were trying.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. So I found this vide online and there was

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<v Speaker 4>this guy who said that there's just one like super

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<v Speaker 4>simple trick that you have to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, everybody listening right this time.

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<v Speaker 4>So you're at like a bar or something. You walk

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<v Speaker 4>like right next to her, and then you lean over

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<v Speaker 4>to the bartender and you just say, I'll have an

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<v Speaker 4>old fashion, she'll have a rainbow lemon drop, and then

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<v Speaker 4>just say put it on my tab and then just

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<v Speaker 4>walk away.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, she's like you and a gross for like, you

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<v Speaker 3>get a good old fashion and she gets a rainbow

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<v Speaker 3>lemon drop.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's just any drink, right, Like, you don't

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<v Speaker 2>always have to be Yeah, you don't have to stick

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<v Speaker 2>with the rainbow lemons off, just like some sort of

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<v Speaker 2>free drink for her. I'm getting something for me, put

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<v Speaker 2>it on my tab and then you walk away.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, and you think she wants to date ux you

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<v Speaker 3>bought her free drinks? No, but it's a mystery, so

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<v Speaker 3>you're gonna follow him to find out who he is. No,

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<v Speaker 3>that's the best part, not having to talk to the

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<v Speaker 3>guy who you drink.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. No, the guy in the video said that, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>just like you said. It kind of creates a mystery,

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<v Speaker 4>you know. She's like she's just gonna start thinking about

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<v Speaker 4>you and thinking about you.

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<v Speaker 2>Different than most guys that buy people drinks, because most

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<v Speaker 2>guys will do it and then stick around and be like,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, I bought you something, now you owe me

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<v Speaker 2>like ten minutes of time. So did you do this

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<v Speaker 2>out in the real world?

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<v Speaker 4>So I actually just tried it the other night and

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<v Speaker 4>it works, damn. Okay, her name was Camilla.

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<v Speaker 3>Camilla. How long did it take for Camilla to get

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<v Speaker 3>the drink and go find you?

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<v Speaker 4>Literally minutes? Like she had not finished the drink she

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<v Speaker 4>had it in her hand when she walked up to me. Okay, wow,

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<v Speaker 4>Well every time she looks down at the drink, she's

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<v Speaker 4>thinking of you.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you must be pretty attractive, because she wouldn't would.

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<v Speaker 2>Do if she's not attractive.

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<v Speaker 3>Like Jeff said, it's so nice not to owe anybody anything, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>or something, you know, Like it's such a relief, probably

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<v Speaker 3>to her.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't think it has anything to do with attractiveness.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like the mystery of it. Yeah, it's like

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<v Speaker 2>a It's like an ugly guy gave you a drink

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<v Speaker 2>and then walked away. You'd probably be like, huh, I

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't go talk to him. No, yeah, I would, but

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<v Speaker 2>it worked for Rob. So how long did you guys talk?

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<v Speaker 4>We were talking for like maybe ten minutes or so.

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<v Speaker 4>She said she was waiting for a friend, so when

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<v Speaker 4>her friend came, she did have to leave.

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<v Speaker 2>But oh, okay, so she was just I did give.

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<v Speaker 4>Her or she gave me my number? Oh she gave

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<v Speaker 4>me her number?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah scary if she gave you your number?

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<v Speaker 4>Umber And I text her and she like replied right then,

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<v Speaker 4>just like got it. So I know she didn't give

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<v Speaker 4>me a fake number.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Wait, did you guys go on on a date.

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<v Speaker 4>I have not heard from her. I tried to texting

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<v Speaker 4>her to try to cut something up, and I've got nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. And so the guy in the video on YouTube

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<v Speaker 3>that you watch, he didn't have any phone.

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<v Speaker 4>There was no part too.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, yes, but a ten minute conversation is basically like

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<v Speaker 2>a long term relationship in the modern dating work. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you'd been together for a very long time. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 2>I guess we should ask do we know one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>percent that this Camilla girl was single?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>That is a risk in this one, because you you

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<v Speaker 3>buy him a drink before you hit on, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>before you talk to us.

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<v Speaker 4>True I mean that is straight out ask her, but

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<v Speaker 4>she was definitely like leaning into it. I feel like

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<v Speaker 4>I'm pretty sure, but if she if.

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<v Speaker 2>She was in a relationship, she probably wouldn't have like

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<v Speaker 2>walked across and tracked you down and like struck up

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<v Speaker 2>a conversation.

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<v Speaker 4>And her friend was there.

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<v Speaker 2>How long has it been since that bar interaction?

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<v Speaker 4>About four days now?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, not that long? How many texts have you sent?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh? Possibly like five?

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<v Speaker 2>Six on the line of maybe too many, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe she's gaming you back. Maybe this is like a

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<v Speaker 2>girl strategy to pick the guy back up after you

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<v Speaker 2>pick her up. But we'll find out. We'll come back because.

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<v Speaker 4>You'll call a radio station.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we come back and call Camilla try and

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<v Speaker 2>get you your second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>Right after this second date update, Welcome my friends to

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<v Speaker 1>today's special edition of How to Seduce a Beautiful Woman

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<v Speaker 1>Without speaking a word to her.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Bedroom. Today's pick up

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<v Speaker 2>strategy comes from our listener Rob, who tried something that

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<v Speaker 2>he found in an online video where if you're.

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<v Speaker 3>At a bar with that voice and when you say online,

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<v Speaker 3>it sounds like something we shouldn't be talking.

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<v Speaker 2>Talk it's not like that. But you just you go

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<v Speaker 2>up next to the woman that you like, you don't

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<v Speaker 2>talk to her, order yourself a drink, then, without asking,

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<v Speaker 2>order her a drink, and simply smile and walk away.

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<v Speaker 2>Let the mystery do the work for you. Yes, And

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<v Speaker 2>that was different from Rob's previous strategy, which was to

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<v Speaker 2>basically use cheesy pickup lines like if you were a vegetable,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd say you were a cute cumber.

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<v Speaker 3>We started talking to Rob and he's like, yeah, it

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<v Speaker 3>didn't work for twelve years. Yeah, twelve years of the

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<v Speaker 3>same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>He decided to try something different and it worked, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>kind of.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll approached him and they talked for ten minutes. She

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<v Speaker 3>didn't give her number, but now she's.

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<v Speaker 2>Not calling him back. But overall, I mean, after learning

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<v Speaker 2>that move, Rob, do you feel like you're more confident

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<v Speaker 2>in yourself?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean I think I do. The fact that

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<v Speaker 4>she walked up to me, Like, that's just crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>You think she's a psychopath.

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<v Speaker 3>What you're saying, I think crazy in a good way too, okay, good, not.

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<v Speaker 2>Crazy in a bad way? Crazy in love? Like yeah, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna call her right now. And remember Rob, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>till we call you in in order to jump. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we've got a lot of people just springing on the

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<v Speaker 2>line without permission, so have some self control over there,

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<v Speaker 2>got it?

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<v Speaker 3>He really feels like a wild card.

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<v Speaker 2>Jeff All right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, is this Camilla?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>It is Who's We're a radio station called Brook and

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<v Speaker 2>Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Camilla.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, how can I how can I help you guys?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, you went out with a guy who listens

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<v Speaker 2>to our show.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if i'd say that, I would say

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<v Speaker 3>you met a guy at a bar who listens to

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<v Speaker 3>our show.

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<v Speaker 2>His name is Rob, and you guys met like four

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<v Speaker 2>nights ago ish.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, okay, yeah, no, I I know who you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, Well Rob, he bought you a drink and

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<v Speaker 2>you guys ended up talking for a few minutes until

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<v Speaker 2>your friend got there, and.

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<v Speaker 3>He knows it wasn't like a lot of time together,

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<v Speaker 3>but you know, he was impressed by who you were.

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<v Speaker 2>We're just wondering what were your thoughts about Rob?

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<v Speaker 5>He was he was nice?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh? Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>We always have a bad reaction when the only thing

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<v Speaker 2>that they say is nice.

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<v Speaker 3>First, I just want to hear, like when he went

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<v Speaker 3>up to the bar and he bought you a drink

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<v Speaker 3>without saying anything, what was going through your head?

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<v Speaker 5>Honestly, I've never had something like that happen to me before,

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<v Speaker 5>so it was kind of just like, well, he was

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<v Speaker 5>a little timid about it at first, so I didn't

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<v Speaker 5>honestly know fully if he was talking to me or

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<v Speaker 5>about me at first. But then there really was no

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<v Speaker 5>one else around us, and he just walked away and

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<v Speaker 5>there was a drink there for me, So I was

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<v Speaker 5>I was intrigued. I was confused, intrigued.

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<v Speaker 2>How we wanted you to feel that worked?

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<v Speaker 3>So what's crazy is it came across as timid to you,

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<v Speaker 3>not as like uber confidence.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like the trick.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe he should have done like the Superman pose when

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<v Speaker 2>he ordered it, like I shall have an old fashioned

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<v Speaker 2>and she shall have a lemon drop without a help.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh No, I probably would not have gotten the conversation

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<v Speaker 5>out of me from that.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So it's not bad what he did.

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<v Speaker 2>Mean we're confused why you're not responding.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, okay, So I was there waiting for my friend

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<v Speaker 5>and he told us that. Okay, So when she got there,

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<v Speaker 5>we left we went into our own thing. Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 5>But you know how I said I had never had

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<v Speaker 5>someone do something like that before. I can't say that anymore,

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<v Speaker 5>obviously because of Rob. But I would also have like

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<v Speaker 5>three more Nichols if I said I had a nickel,

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<v Speaker 5>I every time that's happened to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Since what what do you mean you got?

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<v Speaker 3>I think she means that other people did that for

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<v Speaker 3>her the same night.

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<v Speaker 5>The same exact night, these two other guys came up

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<v Speaker 5>and did the exact same thing to us, both me

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<v Speaker 5>and my friend.

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<v Speaker 2>They stole Rob's move. They probably saw Rob do that

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<v Speaker 2>across the bar, and.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think it's a different But did you go

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<v Speaker 3>talk to the other two guys? I mean you only

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<v Speaker 3>went and talked to Rob right.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, the second guy that did it. I was like,

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<v Speaker 5>I got to ask, where is this coming from? Because

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<v Speaker 5>obviously I'm not saying that Rob is not possibly a

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<v Speaker 5>trendsetter in his own circles of life, but I don't

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<v Speaker 5>think I would be giving him credit for it if

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<v Speaker 5>I had.

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<v Speaker 2>To guess, doesn't seem did the guy answer?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>What do he say?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? He he literally pulled it up on his phone

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<v Speaker 5>and showed me this like Instagram reel.

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<v Speaker 3>So another guy ruined it for our guy because if

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<v Speaker 3>you hadn't known that, if that hadn't happened, would you

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<v Speaker 3>have contacted Rob?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean maybe, But I was just like.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we can work with maybe, And I think Rob

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<v Speaker 2>can probably work with maybe too, because he just might

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<v Speaker 2>be on the other line right now, listening and wanting

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<v Speaker 2>to talk to you. Camilla, quick, nonchalan bro, Rob you there?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm here, and look, Camilla, I am. I'm honestly embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry I did. I saw it on a TikTok video.

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<v Speaker 4>I was just nervous and like, you were really pretty.

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<v Speaker 4>I just kind of wanted to see if it work.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but like how many girls did you try that on?

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<v Speaker 4>It was just you. You were the first one and

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<v Speaker 4>I got your number and I was so happy, and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry, that's cute.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know. I feel like I feel like some

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<v Speaker 5>red flags are popping up on my radar here, like what.

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<v Speaker 2>You feel like Rob's a player?

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<v Speaker 3>Like that wasn't sincere Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>At first, you think, Okay, this guy's buying me a

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<v Speaker 5>drink and seems nice and seems cool, and then you

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<v Speaker 5>find out that it's just some dumb guy on YouTube

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<v Speaker 5>or TikTok or instant whatever, being like, this is how

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<v Speaker 5>you pick up jukes.

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<v Speaker 3>That was a really good impression. And I've never even

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<v Speaker 3>seen the video.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to do these videos.

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<v Speaker 2>I do follow that guy though, he's good.

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<v Speaker 4>I did see you across the bar, though, and like

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<v Speaker 4>I chose you. I thought you were so cute for

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<v Speaker 4>a distance, and when I got up to you, like

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<v Speaker 4>if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cucumber or something.

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<v Speaker 5>Wait did you Oh my yeah, no, no, no, that

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<v Speaker 5>that was funny like that. That's way more you than

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<v Speaker 5>than the lemon drop. Wait, that's how you should that's

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<v Speaker 5>how you should have come up to me.

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<v Speaker 4>It seems like you dropped something just now because oh wait,

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<v Speaker 4>it's your standard.

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<v Speaker 5>Where where was this guy, rob?

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<v Speaker 2>Where was this guy?

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<v Speaker 3>This is definitely him?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, I guess I'm just a thief because I'm here

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<v Speaker 4>to steal your heart.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my gosh, okay, wait, wait a minute, you might

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<v Speaker 5>be taking it too far.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think any of us can take any more

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<v Speaker 2>of this conversation. I think we just need to offer

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<v Speaker 2>to send you guys out on another date that we

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<v Speaker 2>would pay for. If you don't do it, I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to marry this man.

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<v Speaker 1>You can have it.

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<v Speaker 3>Just become like the cutest couple we've ever had on the.

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<v Speaker 2>Show, A cucumber couple.

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<v Speaker 4>God, that's my that's I'm I'm I'm pattenting that.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, that's all right original. We would like

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<v Speaker 2>to send you out on another date with Rob or

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<v Speaker 2>I guess on your first official date with Rob.

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<v Speaker 5>If you're up for it, you promise not to just

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<v Speaker 5>try to buy me a lemon drop and be all mysterious.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't promise that I won't say some more cheesy lines,

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<v Speaker 4>but I will. I won't get you a lemon drop.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, he'll be himself.

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<v Speaker 5>That's so sweet, perfect I am. I am not lactose intolerant.

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<v Speaker 5>I want all the cheese.

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<v Speaker 3>I love it.

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<v Speaker 4>I love that. God, Yeah, it was Guda.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't get off the phone with you fast enough.

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<v Speaker 2>We're so happy for it. Congratulations. Please keep us updated,

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<v Speaker 2>but only through email.

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<v Speaker 3>Please that freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, how weird was that? I thought it

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<v Speaker 2>was so cute.

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<v Speaker 3>You thought it was weird?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, just that it works?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my God, I just thought like it was just

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<v Speaker 3>proof that he should have just been himself in the

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<v Speaker 3>beginning and it all would have been so much better.

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<v Speaker 2>But the hardest part about the call is like we

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't say anything to blow his cover.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh about the one like that he just came up

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<v Speaker 3>with that one line on the spot.

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<v Speaker 2>Because in part one he said that those are the

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<v Speaker 2>cheesy lines about the cucumber. Those used to be his

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<v Speaker 2>go to before he tried.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, why would we call him out on that?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, there was just no way to bring it harmless,

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<v Speaker 2>exactly like we were going to blow up his spot.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's just crazy that the old stuff worked on

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<v Speaker 2>this new girl.

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<v Speaker 3>Before the next day, I can tell you right now

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<v Speaker 3>he is ferociously googling new pickup lines to come up

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<v Speaker 3>with as.

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<v Speaker 2>Cheesy as they can because she loved it. Maybe the

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<v Speaker 2>key is he was doing them over text and d

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<v Speaker 2>MS and those types of things only work in person.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, maybe, And I think I'm going to go back

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<v Speaker 3>to just be yourself, but sure y yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, don't steal other people's jokes, try and be

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<v Speaker 2>as original as you can. I think that's the lesson

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<v Speaker 2>that we learned. And another lesson that you learned is

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<v Speaker 2>you can all please email us for help with your

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<v Speaker 2>dating life.

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<v Speaker 3>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,