WEBVTT - Phone Tap PODCAST: Wedding Program Fail

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<v Speaker 1>another twenties. I'm moving five. Hello, Hi, this is Dave

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<v Speaker 1>from Printing. Is Gina there? Oh? Yeah, this is Gina. Hey, Gina,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you? I wanted to call and let you

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<v Speaker 1>know that we have your wedding programs all ready for

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<v Speaker 1>you to pick up. Awesome, that's great. I noticed your

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<v Speaker 1>wedding is this weekend. Yeah soon, congratulations, Thank you so much,

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<v Speaker 1>No problem. I do want to let you know that

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<v Speaker 1>there is one small mistake on the programs, but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think anybody will notice it. What. Yeah, well, I'll explain.

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<v Speaker 1>You had given us instructions to put in the quote

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<v Speaker 1>from first John four eighteen. Yeah right. Well, my printer,

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<v Speaker 1>his name is Randy. He didn't look up first John.

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<v Speaker 1>He just looked up regular John for eighteen. We didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even know there was a difference. So the verse from

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<v Speaker 1>that is a little different. But again, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>anybody will notice the different verse day. I'd really rather

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<v Speaker 1>you just see it for yourself instead of me reading it. No,

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<v Speaker 1>don't tell me right now? What is the verse? Day? Okay? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the earlier one does say the earlier one was about

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<v Speaker 1>fear and love, and it ends it says, so I

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<v Speaker 1>know what my verse says, there is no fear in love,

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<v Speaker 1>a perfect love past up here. What verse did you

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<v Speaker 1>put on there? Well? The verse that we well, it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't we, Randy my printer used. It says, quote for

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<v Speaker 1>you have had five husbands, and he whom you now

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<v Speaker 1>have is not your husband? What? Yeah, do you want

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<v Speaker 1>me to read that again for you? It's like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>it's slightly different than the first one. Slightly. If it

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<v Speaker 1>is not slightly different, it is very different. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a major Well, honest, I don't even think it's that bad.

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<v Speaker 1>People might think it's a joke because the whole five

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<v Speaker 1>husband thing. I mean, i'd think it was funny if

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<v Speaker 1>I went to your wedding and husband. Yeah, it does

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<v Speaker 1>say not funny. Well, if you would have specified with

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<v Speaker 1>us that you wanted the Bible verse that was from

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<v Speaker 1>first John and not the regular you idiot. Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think name calling is really appropriate. I do

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<v Speaker 1>think it's appropriate. You and whoever, SU's Randy messed up

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<v Speaker 1>my program? What the hell? I understand that it can

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<v Speaker 1>be a little frustrating when there's minor typos like this,

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<v Speaker 1>but we happened. Okay, this is not a minor typo.

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<v Speaker 1>You said I've been married five time and you haven't been.

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<v Speaker 1>That is that the problem? Are you trying to be

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<v Speaker 1>a smart nuss right now? This is a huge deal. No, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not. I actually wondered if maybe you know, in

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<v Speaker 1>some weird way, we got this right, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>have had five husbands and now it makes sense, idiot,

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<v Speaker 1>But I guess it doesn't make sense. You. Well, my

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<v Speaker 1>wedding is this weekend. Well it's a little too close

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<v Speaker 1>to your wedding date to have them changed, and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>reprint it. So there's really no other option but to

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<v Speaker 1>go with this version. There is no way that my

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<v Speaker 1>family is going to see a Bible verses as I

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<v Speaker 1>had five huts. Well, I do have an idea. I

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<v Speaker 1>just got an idea right now. What if we have

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<v Speaker 1>Randy put a little duct tape over that verse so

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<v Speaker 1>people won't see what's written on there. What if you

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<v Speaker 1>weren't such an idiot, it's a good question. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to put duct tape on a program. You guys

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<v Speaker 1>are okay, I have another idea. What if Randy and

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<v Speaker 1>I stay up all night and reprint your programs? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that is what I want. That is apt to see

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<v Speaker 1>that from the beginning. Well, it's a fourteen hundred dollars charge,

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<v Speaker 1>so I didn't think you would want to go that way.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you think it's worth it, oh, no it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I can show you not a fourteen what I can

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<v Speaker 1>show you the pricing. It'll be fourteen hundred dollars. But

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<v Speaker 1>if you think it's worth it hundred dollars, it's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be free. Okay. If you have to pay fourteen hundred,

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<v Speaker 1>then you've got because I don't want to pay fourteen

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<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars. So why don't I just tell you this

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<v Speaker 1>is a prank phone call, a little too rich for

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<v Speaker 1>my blood? What what do you say? Oh, this is

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<v Speaker 1>actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing

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<v Speaker 1>a phone tap on you. Your fiance Michael set you up. No, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a joke. He wanted to have some fun with

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<v Speaker 1>you before your big day. Are you curious? Yeah, I him.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a joke. Oh my god, your fiance gave me

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<v Speaker 1>all the information about your wedding programs and wanted me

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<v Speaker 1>to mess with you. Oh my god, I was freaking out.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey personally, though, I thought the thing about the five

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<v Speaker 1>husbands was a nice touch. Maybe you should think about

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<v Speaker 1>going with that. Oh my god. Oh week up every

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<v Speaker 1>morning within five