WEBVTT - Textual Healing: License To Bill

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<v Speaker 1>All right, our fingers are nimble. Hey, it's bricking Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 1>You found the Second Date podcast and we've got a

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<v Speaker 1>brand new textual healing today. I love textual healings. They're

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<v Speaker 1>kind of rare, but I'd love that.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say, I do have a cramp on my

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<v Speaker 2>left thumb, so somewhere you need to step up there.

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<v Speaker 1>That explains it. Okay, Well, if you haven't heard this before,

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<v Speaker 1>it's where someone has just a text issue, right, like

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<v Speaker 1>they don't know how to respond to someone or the

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<v Speaker 1>conversation has gone dead, and then we step in to

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<v Speaker 1>help them figure out what to say next to keep

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<v Speaker 1>it going. Yeah, yeah, so that's you guys. Hell hapening

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<v Speaker 1>for sure? For sure to seven eighty five nine two.

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<v Speaker 1>And we love the comments always on the podcast. So

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<v Speaker 1>what do you see? Alexis Rowdy Deadwood said, I've made

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<v Speaker 1>the dumb mistake of listening to y'all in the gym,

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<v Speaker 1>laugh so hard, I dropped my weights. Lots of love

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<v Speaker 1>from Amsterdam toe.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you want to pause it, maybe listen to the commercials.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you're that guy at the gym. Now here's your

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<v Speaker 1>brand new episode, right. I know.

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<v Speaker 4>We talk a lot about big relationship milestones and how

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<v Speaker 4>long does it usually take to reach them? Yeah, for sure,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, like the exclusive talk that tends to happen

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<v Speaker 4>somewhere between months one in three.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it seems right first, that's too much for.

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<v Speaker 5>The very first I love you.

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<v Speaker 4>That might drop between months three and five, and then

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<v Speaker 4>maybe around the eight month mark, that's probably safe to

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<v Speaker 4>say that's when the first fake pregnancy claim to get

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<v Speaker 4>them to stay with you tends to come out.

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<v Speaker 3>You literally just said my last relationship.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, ex nobody believes you're pregnant.

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<v Speaker 5>But what if things moved a lot faster than that?

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<v Speaker 4>Because one of our listeners wants to make a big,

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<v Speaker 4>bold move with a woman that he's known for a

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<v Speaker 4>total of six days. Whoa, he's a fast movie. You're

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<v Speaker 4>gonna hear it, and why he needs our help to

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<v Speaker 4>pull it off in a brand new extual healing right

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<v Speaker 4>after this.

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<v Speaker 5>Textual healing Textual.

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<v Speaker 4>If you believe in love at first sight, then online

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<v Speaker 4>dating may be the thing for you. Really, because our

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<v Speaker 4>listener Christopher has been on the dating apps for a

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<v Speaker 4>couple of years now and recently fell for a woman

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<v Speaker 4>named Valeria. Apparently he feels like it's such a strong

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<v Speaker 4>connection that he has to do something in the first

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<v Speaker 4>week of them connecting, and has requested some textual healing

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<v Speaker 4>to help him get that done.

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, so wait, they've met in person. They haven't

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<v Speaker 1>met in person.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's talk to him, Christopher. We're so excited for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Welcome to the show man.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh hey, yeah, thanks for taking my call.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, we love an eager man that met me in love?

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<v Speaker 3>Ye nightmare.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, let's hear the story about you and Valeria and

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<v Speaker 4>how you came to fall in love.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I met Valeria?

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry, you met her online?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah? Yeah, yeah, we met her online. And she's a

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<v Speaker 6>Russian American girl. So she's like really cute and she

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<v Speaker 6>lives in Beverly Hills.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you live in Beverly Hills?

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<v Speaker 6>No? No, I live here in town.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, already a knock against you. I think that location range.

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<v Speaker 4>Far on the app A knock against her. She's the

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<v Speaker 4>one that lives far away.

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<v Speaker 5>Not him, I don't think.

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't sound like she's the one pursuing him right now.

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<v Speaker 5>Story Okay, keep going, Christopher. What else about Valeria?

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<v Speaker 6>So she went to Harvard. Her current job is she's

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<v Speaker 6>a dental reconstructive surgeon or dentist, Like yeah, like you

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<v Speaker 6>were an accident and you're like your whole mouth was

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<v Speaker 6>like messed up from like a bad like blunt force trauma.

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<v Speaker 6>Like that's what she does.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's like life changing word.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, I know it sounds like out of the whole

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<v Speaker 4>online dating pool, you won.

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<v Speaker 2>At least we know no matter what happens, you can

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<v Speaker 2>mess his own teeth up and get the appointment to

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<v Speaker 2>see her.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, I think we's about to say the same thing

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<v Speaker 1>as I do. Have we checked she's real?

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<v Speaker 4>I want to think that, Yeah, what's unbelievable about a

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<v Speaker 4>Russian American Harvard graduate who.

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<v Speaker 5>Lives in Beverly Hills fixing people's teeth?

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<v Speaker 1>That it feels real? But her ben being on the

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<v Speaker 1>dating maps is where it all starts to fall apart

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<v Speaker 1>from dating app Like.

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<v Speaker 5>There's some skepticism in the room, Chris, I'm sorry, pretty wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>Please, I hope.

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<v Speaker 5>So have you confirmed?

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<v Speaker 6>Have I confirmed me? I've been talking to her for

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<v Speaker 6>a while. I mean we've I personally think she's the one.

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<v Speaker 1>No wait wait wait wait wait wait you didn't answer.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you seen her physically in person before?

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<v Speaker 6>I mean I've seen like a lot of pictures. I

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<v Speaker 6>mean we've been talking for like six days, so I

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<v Speaker 6>mean it's all good there.

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<v Speaker 1>How can you feel after six days of only talking

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<v Speaker 1>that you could be in love?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Why do I feel like I'm a bank manager right

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<v Speaker 4>now and some senior citizen has just rolled up to

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<v Speaker 4>the window being like I need to take out eighty

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<v Speaker 4>thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, trust me, it's for a good reason.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm on the phone with somebody who says I owe

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<v Speaker 3>them in crypto.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, Like, guys, she's real. Like I said, I talked

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<v Speaker 6>to all the time. We already have a lot in common.

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<v Speaker 6>Like we both like steak, we both like champagne. Neither

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<v Speaker 6>of us really drink at all. We don't smoke.

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<v Speaker 1>We'd be like you said, you don't drink, but you

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<v Speaker 1>like shampagne when they do drink.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean we drink sometimes. We're just not like pounding

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<v Speaker 6>shots at the bar. Are kind of people.

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<v Speaker 4>They just like how the champagne bottle pops open, like

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<v Speaker 4>that's why they like the champagne.

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<v Speaker 3>Flassy.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Want this to be real for you. I do, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I do. It's not that I.

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<v Speaker 5>Don't maybe stop talking that way.

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<v Speaker 2>Well and just believe what's the scenario that led us

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<v Speaker 2>to hear what I want to know?

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<v Speaker 3>Like, this is textual healing.

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<v Speaker 2>So she not texting you back or you need help

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<v Speaker 2>because she has texted you.

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<v Speaker 6>No, she is texting me. It's actually very consistent, Like

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<v Speaker 6>every single morning I get a good morning text, every

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<v Speaker 6>single night I get a good night text. O.

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<v Speaker 3>That must make you feel good.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, jealous girl says, what over.

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<v Speaker 1>Their alexis no scam? I would do that too. Cental

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<v Speaker 1>Surgeon in Beverly Hills has a lot of time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, that's right.

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<v Speaker 4>Wouldn't they have a lot of appointment Well no, it

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<v Speaker 4>would makes sense that they're so regimented in their appointments

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<v Speaker 4>they have to sneak in the text at the morning

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<v Speaker 4>time in the night time.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, where's the problem? Sounds great? Where's the problem?

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<v Speaker 4>You reached out to us for help with textual healing?

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<v Speaker 4>What do you need help texting?

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<v Speaker 6>What I'm trying to do is I want to fly

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<v Speaker 6>her out here to meet me for like a date

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<v Speaker 6>in person.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's good, that's very good.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and I want the invitation to be like cute

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<v Speaker 6>and romantic, but not like we weird and desperate.

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<v Speaker 4>I see what it's weird because you've only been talking

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<v Speaker 4>for six days.

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<v Speaker 5>So how do you make it sound natural and cool?

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<v Speaker 3>And like, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to sound like you have so many other

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<v Speaker 1>things to do. But I guess I could fit this

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<v Speaker 1>in for.

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<v Speaker 3>You this weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>I like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Or maybe there's an event like that's always a good

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<v Speaker 1>excuse to invite someone.

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<v Speaker 3>To a dental surgery convention.

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<v Speaker 1>It's something more fun, maybe like oh my god, you

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't believe it. I saw the champagne tasting thing.

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<v Speaker 6>Or that's but I don't want to just be about

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<v Speaker 6>drinking though.

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<v Speaker 4>Either you said champagne sipping event makes it sound less

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<v Speaker 4>or what if.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like bubbles and brunch. I don't know. Okay, that

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<v Speaker 1>just trying to give you some other things.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's start putting some words into your phone right now. So, Brooke,

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<v Speaker 4>how do you pitch the champagne idea?

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<v Speaker 1>It's not your idea, that's the thing. You have to

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<v Speaker 1>make it like, oh my god, gave me You'll never

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<v Speaker 1>believe this. My friend gave me two tickets to champagne

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<v Speaker 1>and caviar event and I immediately thought of you. I

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<v Speaker 1>like that, would you are we going right to the question,

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just.

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<v Speaker 2>Go for it, Okay, responde, She'll say, oh that sounds great.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't let women think for any any period of time,

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<v Speaker 4>only bad things will happen, and just say.

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<v Speaker 1>I would love to fly you out for it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that's okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Champagne glass emoji, smiley emoji, jet emoji.

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<v Speaker 3>Put the jet in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I like the jets.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, So should I just state it as like a

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<v Speaker 6>statement not a question?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it means you're excited, it's not something you've been

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<v Speaker 1>planning for a week.

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<v Speaker 4>You're spontaneous and fun. And but Larry is gonna like that.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I will quickly google search when we're in

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<v Speaker 1>the song if there's a champagne and caviar.

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<v Speaker 5>Or Brook will throw one impromptu.

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<v Speaker 6>Cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it got canceled because of some sort of shellfish.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah you know, but let's try this message. Are you

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<v Speaker 4>texting it?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah? But wait, what about the date that'll come naturally?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it'll come later. We'll just wait to.

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<v Speaker 3>See what he reacts.

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<v Speaker 1>We can pretend it's any weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>We don't have to send her the full like wedding invite.

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<v Speaker 5>We just have to gauge her interest in it.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Then and then you see the button down at the bottom,

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<v Speaker 4>the green button that says send hit that.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, hold on, did you find it?

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<v Speaker 5>We did it. We have successfully sent a text message.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. I can't imagine how long it takes you to

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<v Speaker 1>respond to her. Good morning, but.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what we're here. We're here to help you out,

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<v Speaker 5>hopefully she responds.

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<v Speaker 4>When we come back and continue Textual healing Sexy American

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<v Speaker 4>Russian dentist Harvard graduate version right after this, we're in

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<v Speaker 4>the middle of textual healing with our listener, Christopher, who

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<v Speaker 4>is six days into a very very strong connection with

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<v Speaker 4>an impressive woman and more.

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<v Speaker 3>Than impressive, like the perfect woman.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely, she's an attractive Russian American dental surgeon named Valeria

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<v Speaker 4>oh Man. That sentence got a degree from a prestigious

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<v Speaker 4>Ivy League college, and he doesn't want to scare her off.

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<v Speaker 4>Since this is so new, wanted to politely find a

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<v Speaker 4>way to ask her, Hey, can I fly you out

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<v Speaker 4>to my city so we can drink alcohol together and

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<v Speaker 4>see what happens?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I mean that's what you wanted, right Brooke.

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<v Speaker 1>That's almost a text I had him send. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>would have gotten that text, I would have been like, sure, let's.

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<v Speaker 5>Go already on that plane.

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<v Speaker 4>So we helped him send kind of a similar message

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<v Speaker 4>that basically said, my friend got me tickets to the

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<v Speaker 4>Champagne and Caviare event.

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<v Speaker 5>I'd love to take you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>So that was a few minutes ago.

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<v Speaker 4>Christopher has Valeria responded to you respond, yeah, did.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you have a smile on your face to

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<v Speaker 1>say that?

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<v Speaker 5>I know what she says? Please say?

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<v Speaker 3>She just said, yes, combo's over.

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<v Speaker 6>No, she actually wrote, she said that sounds wonderful. We

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<v Speaker 6>can have champagne and have special quote ice cream time

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<v Speaker 6>end quote special Is.

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<v Speaker 1>That a euphemism in Russia?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Why is ice creaming? Quote?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that's kind of like our little code word for

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<v Speaker 6>like intimate things.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh inside, Joe.

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<v Speaker 4>You have code words even though you've only communicated over text.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, no, that's that's wait.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang on, wait, what do you mean on writing again?

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<v Speaker 6>She just she just done another text.

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<v Speaker 5>That first test was so good. She's sending multiple.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, she wants to come, she said, Then only the

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<v Speaker 6>thousand dollars for the ticket, my darling, she said, and

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<v Speaker 6>I can give you the change.

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<v Speaker 1>She'll give you change, Okay, this is how we fix this,

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't think he's going to think that this

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<v Speaker 1>is a scam.

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<v Speaker 5>Nothing to fix. She's saying yes to the invitation broke.

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<v Speaker 1>She's going to take the money bud.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, to buy a ticket.

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<v Speaker 4>No, okay, he's going to buy the ticket.

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<v Speaker 1>That's better.

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<v Speaker 2>Usually you should ask her, Okay, I need your name

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<v Speaker 2>and your birthday so I can book the ticket for you.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the next step.

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<v Speaker 6>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>You just say, oh my gosh, it'll be way easier

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<v Speaker 1>if I book it. Give me your name and your birthday.

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<v Speaker 6>I just got to wait a sec here because I

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<v Speaker 6>see the dots moving, dots dot stop.

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<v Speaker 5>Stop.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody came into my street.

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<v Speaker 2>The kid yeos like every day to them.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry, she's she's sending you something.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, she said. She asked if I've ever heard of

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<v Speaker 6>the metaverse metaverse?

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<v Speaker 1>That was the text, like Mark Zuckerberg's metaverse thing whatever, And.

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<v Speaker 6>The dots are going against stop.

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<v Speaker 1>Do stunt stunts stops?

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<v Speaker 3>Does we should just play that song?

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<v Speaker 1>She's busy? Okay, nothing exhausted here. They don't have a

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<v Speaker 1>second verse, kind of one layer.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't really keep it going.

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<v Speaker 5>Did she send you something?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it says the metaverse is a virtual world where

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<v Speaker 6>people can interact with digital economies, and that's how I

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<v Speaker 6>make my money, although through passive income fitting on virtual

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<v Speaker 6>land in the metaverse realistic.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a real thing.

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<v Speaker 1>This is she's going to try to hook you into

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<v Speaker 1>some scheme where you're going to invest in something that's

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<v Speaker 1>not real, and she's going to take your money.

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<v Speaker 4>She sounds just like a very informed woman that's sharing

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<v Speaker 4>her knowledge with her future boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>This is totally all women, replied to being invited to

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<v Speaker 1>a champagne Okay, I don't think she's really it's it is.

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<v Speaker 5>A little sketchy, I will admit.

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<v Speaker 4>Shall we maybe reply and be clear with her that

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<v Speaker 4>the champagne and caviar event isn't happening in the metaverse.

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<v Speaker 5>Ye, it's happening in the real world.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, i't want to meet you.

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<v Speaker 6>I r L well, I don't want to like screw

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<v Speaker 6>this up, Like if this is what she's into, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Screw it up.

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<v Speaker 6>We're just clarifying, Okay, but she said something else. She said,

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<v Speaker 6>it's a fun and lucrative experience if you understand it.

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<v Speaker 6>And she said I could teach you, So she'll she'll

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<v Speaker 6>teach it to me.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, no, Christopher Brooks, Brook's probably right here.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you see what's happening? I said it.

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<v Speaker 4>First, Well Brooks said, O Jose, let's go to you.

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<v Speaker 4>What percent do you think this is a scam that

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<v Speaker 4>this woman is trying to run on?

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<v Speaker 5>Chris?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, rich people like to make money more money.

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<v Speaker 2>She could be a dentist who's just squeezing on an

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<v Speaker 2>extra couple grands.

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<v Speaker 5>So percentages go, that would be a ten.

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<v Speaker 3>It's real.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, okay, all right, and they try to butter them.

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<v Speaker 3>Up a little.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, there's a lot of red flags going up right now.

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<v Speaker 6>Christopher. Sorry, yeah, but I'm just like confused, like why

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<v Speaker 6>would anybody want to scam me? Like, I don't what

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<v Speaker 6>do I have to like offer to like scam? I mean,

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<v Speaker 6>I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 3>We're not smart.

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<v Speaker 2>We're guys, and you have money, So she could easily

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<v Speaker 2>take a thousand bucks from you and then disappear and

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<v Speaker 2>you never find her.

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<v Speaker 1>Women get scammed just as easily smart people. It doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, have we considered that it's not even a woman.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true, it's a guy idea.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, he says he's never facetimed, or he's only

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<v Speaker 4>seen photos of her that she sent.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold On, he said, they've talked on the phone, so

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<v Speaker 2>at least he knows she has a female voice.

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<v Speaker 6>We haven't really talked on the phone, Like she's left

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<v Speaker 6>me a voice no, and then like I've sent her

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<v Speaker 6>a voice note.

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<v Speaker 1>To do anything with AI right now.

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<v Speaker 3>AI, like any girl could be on the other own.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean you should just ask right now, like, hey,

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<v Speaker 4>can I see your socials? Like can I get a

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<v Speaker 4>link link to like the Instagram or your.

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<v Speaker 5>LinkedIn or something?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, Well, at least it's a start point. I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>have you seen him? Maybe you've seen it already.

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<v Speaker 6>H No, not really, Like I feel weird creeping on

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<v Speaker 6>her social media, So I haven't really looked her up

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<v Speaker 6>or anything like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Christoph, you can't feel weird. This is a person who

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<v Speaker 1>is trying to scam you out of money, and if.

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<v Speaker 2>She doesn't have an Instagram or no social media, then

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<v Speaker 2>that's kind of a red flag too. Dude.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, as you guys were talking, I asked to see it,

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<v Speaker 6>and I just sent it. I said, hey, can I

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<v Speaker 6>see your social media? So I just sent that out there.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll see what she said, how much you want to

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<v Speaker 1>bet she's going to get a link to the metaverse

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<v Speaker 1>where he can invest.

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<v Speaker 2>TikTok us.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh that sounds hot.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean if if she really actually is real and

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<v Speaker 4>actually cares about you, she should have no issue sending

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<v Speaker 4>her her whatever, her TikTok.

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<v Speaker 1>Or Instagram those are all going to be fake too, Jesse, Well, whatever.

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<v Speaker 5>At least she's responding to it.

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<v Speaker 6>I could see that she's writing something.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, don't say the word so we don't have to

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<v Speaker 4>sing it.

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<v Speaker 6>She said, sorry, I deleted mine.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what they teach you at Harvard.

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<v Speaker 1>A text her back and you say, listen, I know

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<v Speaker 1>I'm being scammed. This was a terrible thing to do

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<v Speaker 1>to someone.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, Christopher, are you feeling that way what Brooke

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<v Speaker 4>is saying to you?

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<v Speaker 6>It just kind of actually breaks my heart. This is

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<v Speaker 6>the deal right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'd for you.

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<v Speaker 4>It's better to find out now than after you've been

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<v Speaker 4>taken for one thousand dollars or more. You've bought a

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<v Speaker 4>thousand acres of property in the metaverse.

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<v Speaker 6>So that I ask if like she might have like

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<v Speaker 6>a sister or something.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, total.

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<v Speaker 1>I think for a little bit, you need to just

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<v Speaker 1>go out and date in the real world.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, yeah, I mean she was just like the total package.

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<v Speaker 6>She was a beautiful Russian American dentist.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. Well those are a dime a dozen in the

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<v Speaker 5>real world. I'm sure you'll find one in the metaverse everybody. Yeah, totally.

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<v Speaker 1>Bok and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, well that was pretty heartbreaking, but it is actually

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<v Speaker 4>a good thing that we did this segment with him

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<v Speaker 4>and got him to realize what was going on.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's interesting, like you just get so invested emotionally

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<v Speaker 1>that you can't think logically anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>We're clouded by beauty. I see there's whole Instagram accounts

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<v Speaker 3>of AI.

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<v Speaker 2>There's thousands of comments, and I'm like, hello, gentlemen, this

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<v Speaker 2>is not a real call.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were like, hello, why are you writing

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<v Speaker 1>me back?

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<v Speaker 4>No, but this whole opportunity, it's a good chance to

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<v Speaker 4>do a p s A. If any guys out there

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<v Speaker 4>are currently talking to a hot Russian dentist from Harvard

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<v Speaker 4>named Valeria, be careful because she is trying to make

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<v Speaker 4>you rich.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were going to say she's taken or

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<v Speaker 1>you are, text and prove your real Yeah no, not text, call.

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<v Speaker 5>And make sure she flies you somewhere first.

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<v Speaker 3>She's got dental surgeon money.

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<v Speaker 4>She don't make her earn it. So that's your textual healing.

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<v Speaker 4>We didn't help him out, but if you need some

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<v Speaker 4>help with some tech stuff, reach out to the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we did help him out.

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<v Speaker 1>We saved him a thousand dollars more than that.

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<v Speaker 4>That's right, and go find all of our content. We're

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<v Speaker 4>up wherever you get your podcast. It's Brooke and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 4>in the morning.