Speaker 1: All right, our fingers are nimble. Hey, it's bricking Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: You found the Second Date podcast and we've got a
Speaker 1: brand new textual healing today. I love textual healings. They're
Speaker 1: kind of rare, but I'd love that.
Speaker 2: I will say, I do have a cramp on my
Speaker 2: left thumb, so somewhere you need to step up there.
Speaker 1: That explains it. Okay, Well, if you haven't heard this before,
Speaker 1: it's where someone has just a text issue, right, like
Speaker 1: they don't know how to respond to someone or the
Speaker 1: conversation has gone dead, and then we step in to
Speaker 1: help them figure out what to say next to keep
Speaker 1: it going. Yeah, yeah, so that's you guys. Hell hapening
Speaker 1: for sure? For sure to seven eighty five nine two.
Speaker 1: And we love the comments always on the podcast. So
Speaker 1: what do you see? Alexis Rowdy Deadwood said, I've made
Speaker 1: the dumb mistake of listening to y'all in the gym,
Speaker 1: laugh so hard, I dropped my weights. Lots of love
Speaker 1: from Amsterdam toe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to pause it, maybe listen to the commercials.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're that guy at the gym. Now here's your
Speaker 1: brand new episode, right. I know.
Speaker 4: We talk a lot about big relationship milestones and how
Speaker 4: long does it usually take to reach them? Yeah, for sure,
Speaker 4: you know, like the exclusive talk that tends to happen
Speaker 4: somewhere between months one in three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it seems right first, that's too much for.
Speaker 5: The very first I love you.
Speaker 4: That might drop between months three and five, and then
Speaker 4: maybe around the eight month mark, that's probably safe to
Speaker 4: say that's when the first fake pregnancy claim to get
Speaker 4: them to stay with you tends to come out.
Speaker 3: You literally just said my last relationship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ex nobody believes you're pregnant.
Speaker 5: But what if things moved a lot faster than that?
Speaker 4: Because one of our listeners wants to make a big,
Speaker 4: bold move with a woman that he's known for a
Speaker 4: total of six days. Whoa, he's a fast movie. You're
Speaker 4: gonna hear it, and why he needs our help to
Speaker 4: pull it off in a brand new extual healing right
Speaker 4: after this.
Speaker 5: Textual healing Textual.
Speaker 4: If you believe in love at first sight, then online
Speaker 4: dating may be the thing for you. Really, because our
Speaker 4: listener Christopher has been on the dating apps for a
Speaker 4: couple of years now and recently fell for a woman
Speaker 4: named Valeria. Apparently he feels like it's such a strong
Speaker 4: connection that he has to do something in the first
Speaker 4: week of them connecting, and has requested some textual healing
Speaker 4: to help him get that done.
Speaker 1: So okay, so wait, they've met in person. They haven't
Speaker 1: met in person.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Let's talk to him, Christopher. We're so excited for you.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the show man.
Speaker 6: Oh hey, yeah, thanks for taking my call.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, we love an eager man that met me in love?
Speaker 3: Ye nightmare.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's hear the story about you and Valeria and
Speaker 4: how you came to fall in love.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I met Valeria?
Speaker 5: Sorry, you met her online?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, we met her online. And she's a
Speaker 6: Russian American girl. So she's like really cute and she
Speaker 6: lives in Beverly Hills.
Speaker 1: Do you live in Beverly Hills?
Speaker 6: No? No, I live here in town.
Speaker 1: Okay, already a knock against you. I think that location range.
Speaker 4: Far on the app A knock against her. She's the
Speaker 4: one that lives far away.
Speaker 5: Not him, I don't think.
Speaker 1: Doesn't sound like she's the one pursuing him right now.
Speaker 5: Story Okay, keep going, Christopher. What else about Valeria?
Speaker 6: So she went to Harvard. Her current job is she's
Speaker 6: a dental reconstructive surgeon or dentist, Like yeah, like you
Speaker 6: were an accident and you're like your whole mouth was
Speaker 6: like messed up from like a bad like blunt force trauma.
Speaker 6: Like that's what she does.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's like life changing word.
Speaker 4: Wow, I know it sounds like out of the whole
Speaker 4: online dating pool, you won.
Speaker 2: At least we know no matter what happens, you can
Speaker 2: mess his own teeth up and get the appointment to
Speaker 2: see her.
Speaker 1: Sure, I think we's about to say the same thing
Speaker 1: as I do. Have we checked she's real?
Speaker 4: I want to think that, Yeah, what's unbelievable about a
Speaker 4: Russian American Harvard graduate who.
Speaker 5: Lives in Beverly Hills fixing people's teeth?
Speaker 1: That it feels real? But her ben being on the
Speaker 1: dating maps is where it all starts to fall apart
Speaker 1: from dating app Like.
Speaker 5: There's some skepticism in the room, Chris, I'm sorry, pretty wrong.
Speaker 3: Please, I hope.
Speaker 5: So have you confirmed?
Speaker 6: Have I confirmed me? I've been talking to her for
Speaker 6: a while. I mean we've I personally think she's the one.
Speaker 1: No wait wait wait wait wait wait you didn't answer.
Speaker 1: Have you seen her physically in person before?
Speaker 6: I mean I've seen like a lot of pictures. I
Speaker 6: mean we've been talking for like six days, so I
Speaker 6: mean it's all good there.
Speaker 1: How can you feel after six days of only talking
Speaker 1: that you could be in love?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Why do I feel like I'm a bank manager right
Speaker 4: now and some senior citizen has just rolled up to
Speaker 4: the window being like I need to take out eighty
Speaker 4: thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: Yeah, trust me, it's for a good reason.
Speaker 3: I'm on the phone with somebody who says I owe
Speaker 3: them in crypto.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Like, guys, she's real. Like I said, I talked
Speaker 6: to all the time. We already have a lot in common.
Speaker 6: Like we both like steak, we both like champagne. Neither
Speaker 6: of us really drink at all. We don't smoke.
Speaker 1: We'd be like you said, you don't drink, but you
Speaker 1: like shampagne when they do drink.
Speaker 6: I mean we drink sometimes. We're just not like pounding
Speaker 6: shots at the bar. Are kind of people.
Speaker 4: They just like how the champagne bottle pops open, like
Speaker 4: that's why they like the champagne.
Speaker 3: Flassy.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Want this to be real for you. I do, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do. It's not that I.
Speaker 5: Don't maybe stop talking that way.
Speaker 2: Well and just believe what's the scenario that led us
Speaker 2: to hear what I want to know?
Speaker 3: Like, this is textual healing.
Speaker 2: So she not texting you back or you need help
Speaker 2: because she has texted you.
Speaker 6: No, she is texting me. It's actually very consistent, Like
Speaker 6: every single morning I get a good morning text, every
Speaker 6: single night I get a good night text. O.
Speaker 3: That must make you feel good.
Speaker 5: Okay, jealous girl says, what over.
Speaker 1: Their alexis no scam? I would do that too. Cental
Speaker 1: Surgeon in Beverly Hills has a lot of time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't they have a lot of appointment Well no, it
Speaker 4: would makes sense that they're so regimented in their appointments
Speaker 4: they have to sneak in the text at the morning
Speaker 4: time in the night time.
Speaker 1: Okay, where's the problem? Sounds great? Where's the problem?
Speaker 4: You reached out to us for help with textual healing?
Speaker 4: What do you need help texting?
Speaker 6: What I'm trying to do is I want to fly
Speaker 6: her out here to meet me for like a date
Speaker 6: in person.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's good, that's very good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I want the invitation to be like cute
Speaker 6: and romantic, but not like we weird and desperate.
Speaker 4: I see what it's weird because you've only been talking
Speaker 4: for six days.
Speaker 5: So how do you make it sound natural and cool?
Speaker 3: And like, yeah.
Speaker 1: You need to sound like you have so many other
Speaker 1: things to do. But I guess I could fit this
Speaker 1: in for.
Speaker 3: You this weekend.
Speaker 5: I like that.
Speaker 1: Or maybe there's an event like that's always a good
Speaker 1: excuse to invite someone.
Speaker 3: To a dental surgery convention.
Speaker 1: It's something more fun, maybe like oh my god, you
Speaker 1: wouldn't believe it. I saw the champagne tasting thing.
Speaker 6: Or that's but I don't want to just be about
Speaker 6: drinking though.
Speaker 4: Either you said champagne sipping event makes it sound less
Speaker 4: or what if.
Speaker 1: It's like bubbles and brunch. I don't know. Okay, that
Speaker 1: just trying to give you some other things.
Speaker 4: Let's start putting some words into your phone right now. So, Brooke,
Speaker 4: how do you pitch the champagne idea?
Speaker 1: It's not your idea, that's the thing. You have to
Speaker 1: make it like, oh my god, gave me You'll never
Speaker 1: believe this. My friend gave me two tickets to champagne
Speaker 1: and caviar event and I immediately thought of you. I
Speaker 1: like that, would you are we going right to the question,
Speaker 1: Let's just.
Speaker 2: Go for it, Okay, responde, She'll say, oh that sounds great.
Speaker 4: Don't let women think for any any period of time,
Speaker 4: only bad things will happen, and just say.
Speaker 1: I would love to fly you out for it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 4: Champagne glass emoji, smiley emoji, jet emoji.
Speaker 3: Put the jet in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like the jets.
Speaker 6: Okay, So should I just state it as like a
Speaker 6: statement not a question?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it means you're excited, it's not something you've been
Speaker 1: planning for a week.
Speaker 4: You're spontaneous and fun. And but Larry is gonna like that.
Speaker 1: And then I will quickly google search when we're in
Speaker 1: the song if there's a champagne and caviar.
Speaker 5: Or Brook will throw one impromptu.
Speaker 6: Cheese.
Speaker 1: Maybe it got canceled because of some sort of shellfish.
Speaker 4: Yeah you know, but let's try this message. Are you
Speaker 4: texting it?
Speaker 6: Yeah? But wait, what about the date that'll come naturally?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it'll come later. We'll just wait to.
Speaker 3: See what he reacts.
Speaker 1: We can pretend it's any weekend.
Speaker 5: We don't have to send her the full like wedding invite.
Speaker 5: We just have to gauge her interest in it.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 4: Then and then you see the button down at the bottom,
Speaker 4: the green button that says send hit that.
Speaker 6: Okay, hold on, did you find it?
Speaker 5: We did it. We have successfully sent a text message.
Speaker 1: Okay. I can't imagine how long it takes you to
Speaker 1: respond to her. Good morning, but.
Speaker 5: That's what we're here. We're here to help you out,
Speaker 5: hopefully she responds.
Speaker 4: When we come back and continue Textual healing Sexy American
Speaker 4: Russian dentist Harvard graduate version right after this, we're in
Speaker 4: the middle of textual healing with our listener, Christopher, who
Speaker 4: is six days into a very very strong connection with
Speaker 4: an impressive woman and more.
Speaker 3: Than impressive, like the perfect woman.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, she's an attractive Russian American dental surgeon named Valeria
Speaker 4: oh Man. That sentence got a degree from a prestigious
Speaker 4: Ivy League college, and he doesn't want to scare her off.
Speaker 4: Since this is so new, wanted to politely find a
Speaker 4: way to ask her, Hey, can I fly you out
Speaker 4: to my city so we can drink alcohol together and
Speaker 4: see what happens?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean that's what you wanted, right Brooke.
Speaker 1: That's almost a text I had him send. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: would have gotten that text, I would have been like, sure, let's.
Speaker 5: Go already on that plane.
Speaker 4: So we helped him send kind of a similar message
Speaker 4: that basically said, my friend got me tickets to the
Speaker 4: Champagne and Caviare event.
Speaker 5: I'd love to take you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So that was a few minutes ago.
Speaker 4: Christopher has Valeria responded to you respond, yeah, did.
Speaker 1: Why do you have a smile on your face to
Speaker 1: say that?
Speaker 5: I know what she says? Please say?
Speaker 3: She just said, yes, combo's over.
Speaker 6: No, she actually wrote, she said that sounds wonderful. We
Speaker 6: can have champagne and have special quote ice cream time
Speaker 6: end quote special Is.
Speaker 1: That a euphemism in Russia?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Why is ice creaming? Quote?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's kind of like our little code word for
Speaker 6: like intimate things.
Speaker 1: Oh inside, Joe.
Speaker 4: You have code words even though you've only communicated over text.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, that's that's wait.
Speaker 1: Hang on, wait, what do you mean on writing again?
Speaker 6: She just she just done another text.
Speaker 5: That first test was so good. She's sending multiple.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she wants to come, she said, Then only the
Speaker 6: thousand dollars for the ticket, my darling, she said, and
Speaker 6: I can give you the change.
Speaker 1: She'll give you change, Okay, this is how we fix this,
Speaker 1: because I don't think he's going to think that this
Speaker 1: is a scam.
Speaker 5: Nothing to fix. She's saying yes to the invitation broke.
Speaker 1: She's going to take the money bud.
Speaker 5: Yeah, to buy a ticket.
Speaker 4: No, okay, he's going to buy the ticket.
Speaker 1: That's better.
Speaker 2: Usually you should ask her, Okay, I need your name
Speaker 2: and your birthday so I can book the ticket for you.
Speaker 3: That's the next step.
Speaker 6: Yep.
Speaker 1: You just say, oh my gosh, it'll be way easier
Speaker 1: if I book it. Give me your name and your birthday.
Speaker 6: I just got to wait a sec here because I
Speaker 6: see the dots moving, dots dot stop.
Speaker 5: Stop.
Speaker 3: Somebody came into my street.
Speaker 2: The kid yeos like every day to them.
Speaker 5: Sorry, she's she's sending you something.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she said. She asked if I've ever heard of
Speaker 6: the metaverse metaverse?
Speaker 1: That was the text, like Mark Zuckerberg's metaverse thing whatever, And.
Speaker 6: The dots are going against stop.
Speaker 1: Do stunt stunts stops?
Speaker 3: Does we should just play that song?
Speaker 1: She's busy? Okay, nothing exhausted here. They don't have a
Speaker 1: second verse, kind of one layer.
Speaker 3: I can't really keep it going.
Speaker 5: Did she send you something?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it says the metaverse is a virtual world where
Speaker 6: people can interact with digital economies, and that's how I
Speaker 6: make my money, although through passive income fitting on virtual
Speaker 6: land in the metaverse realistic.
Speaker 3: This is a real thing.
Speaker 1: This is she's going to try to hook you into
Speaker 1: some scheme where you're going to invest in something that's
Speaker 1: not real, and she's going to take your money.
Speaker 4: She sounds just like a very informed woman that's sharing
Speaker 4: her knowledge with her future boyfriend.
Speaker 1: This is totally all women, replied to being invited to
Speaker 1: a champagne Okay, I don't think she's really it's it is.
Speaker 5: A little sketchy, I will admit.
Speaker 4: Shall we maybe reply and be clear with her that
Speaker 4: the champagne and caviar event isn't happening in the metaverse.
Speaker 5: Ye, it's happening in the real world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, i't want to meet you.
Speaker 6: I r L well, I don't want to like screw
Speaker 6: this up, Like if this is what she's into, I.
Speaker 1: Screw it up.
Speaker 6: We're just clarifying, Okay, but she said something else. She said,
Speaker 6: it's a fun and lucrative experience if you understand it.
Speaker 6: And she said I could teach you, So she'll she'll
Speaker 6: teach it to me.
Speaker 5: Okay, no, Christopher Brooks, Brook's probably right here.
Speaker 1: Do you see what's happening? I said it.
Speaker 4: First, Well Brooks said, O Jose, let's go to you.
Speaker 4: What percent do you think this is a scam that
Speaker 4: this woman is trying to run on?
Speaker 5: Chris?
Speaker 2: I mean, rich people like to make money more money.
Speaker 2: She could be a dentist who's just squeezing on an
Speaker 2: extra couple grands.
Speaker 5: So percentages go, that would be a ten.
Speaker 3: It's real.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, all right, and they try to butter them.
Speaker 3: Up a little.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a lot of red flags going up right now.
Speaker 6: Christopher. Sorry, yeah, but I'm just like confused, like why
Speaker 6: would anybody want to scam me? Like, I don't what
Speaker 6: do I have to like offer to like scam? I mean,
Speaker 6: I don't understand.
Speaker 3: We're not smart.
Speaker 2: We're guys, and you have money, So she could easily
Speaker 2: take a thousand bucks from you and then disappear and
Speaker 2: you never find her.
Speaker 1: Women get scammed just as easily smart people. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: I mean, have we considered that it's not even a woman.
Speaker 2: That's true, it's a guy idea.
Speaker 4: I mean, he says he's never facetimed, or he's only
Speaker 4: seen photos of her that she sent.
Speaker 2: Hold On, he said, they've talked on the phone, so
Speaker 2: at least he knows she has a female voice.
Speaker 6: We haven't really talked on the phone, Like she's left
Speaker 6: me a voice no, and then like I've sent her
Speaker 6: a voice note.
Speaker 1: To do anything with AI right now.
Speaker 3: AI, like any girl could be on the other own.
Speaker 4: I mean you should just ask right now, like, hey,
Speaker 4: can I see your socials? Like can I get a
Speaker 4: link link to like the Instagram or your.
Speaker 5: LinkedIn or something?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yes, Well, at least it's a start point. I mean,
Speaker 4: have you seen him? Maybe you've seen it already.
Speaker 6: H No, not really, Like I feel weird creeping on
Speaker 6: her social media, So I haven't really looked her up
Speaker 6: or anything like that.
Speaker 1: Christoph, you can't feel weird. This is a person who
Speaker 1: is trying to scam you out of money, and if.
Speaker 2: She doesn't have an Instagram or no social media, then
Speaker 2: that's kind of a red flag too. Dude.
Speaker 6: Okay, as you guys were talking, I asked to see it,
Speaker 6: and I just sent it. I said, hey, can I
Speaker 6: see your social media? So I just sent that out there.
Speaker 1: I'll see what she said, how much you want to
Speaker 1: bet she's going to get a link to the metaverse
Speaker 1: where he can invest.
Speaker 2: TikTok us.
Speaker 5: Oh that sounds hot.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean if if she really actually is real and
Speaker 4: actually cares about you, she should have no issue sending
Speaker 4: her her whatever, her TikTok.
Speaker 1: Or Instagram those are all going to be fake too, Jesse, Well, whatever.
Speaker 5: At least she's responding to it.
Speaker 6: I could see that she's writing something.
Speaker 4: Okay, don't say the word so we don't have to
Speaker 4: sing it.
Speaker 6: She said, sorry, I deleted mine.
Speaker 5: That's what they teach you at Harvard.
Speaker 1: A text her back and you say, listen, I know
Speaker 1: I'm being scammed. This was a terrible thing to do
Speaker 1: to someone.
Speaker 4: I mean, Christopher, are you feeling that way what Brooke
Speaker 4: is saying to you?
Speaker 6: It just kind of actually breaks my heart. This is
Speaker 6: the deal right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'd for you.
Speaker 4: It's better to find out now than after you've been
Speaker 4: taken for one thousand dollars or more. You've bought a
Speaker 4: thousand acres of property in the metaverse.
Speaker 6: So that I ask if like she might have like
Speaker 6: a sister or something.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, total.
Speaker 1: I think for a little bit, you need to just
Speaker 1: go out and date in the real world.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, I mean she was just like the total package.
Speaker 6: She was a beautiful Russian American dentist.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Well those are a dime a dozen in the
Speaker 5: real world. I'm sure you'll find one in the metaverse everybody. Yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: Bok and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: Okay, well that was pretty heartbreaking, but it is actually
Speaker 4: a good thing that we did this segment with him
Speaker 4: and got him to realize what was going on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's interesting, like you just get so invested emotionally
Speaker 1: that you can't think logically anymore.
Speaker 3: We're clouded by beauty. I see there's whole Instagram accounts
Speaker 3: of AI.
Speaker 2: There's thousands of comments, and I'm like, hello, gentlemen, this
Speaker 2: is not a real call.
Speaker 1: I thought you were like, hello, why are you writing
Speaker 1: me back?
Speaker 4: No, but this whole opportunity, it's a good chance to
Speaker 4: do a p s A. If any guys out there
Speaker 4: are currently talking to a hot Russian dentist from Harvard
Speaker 4: named Valeria, be careful because she is trying to make
Speaker 4: you rich.
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say she's taken or
Speaker 1: you are, text and prove your real Yeah no, not text, call.
Speaker 5: And make sure she flies you somewhere first.
Speaker 3: She's got dental surgeon money.
Speaker 4: She don't make her earn it. So that's your textual healing.
Speaker 4: We didn't help him out, but if you need some
Speaker 4: help with some tech stuff, reach out to the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we did help him out.
Speaker 1: We saved him a thousand dollars more than that.
Speaker 4: That's right, and go find all of our content. We're
Speaker 4: up wherever you get your podcast. It's Brooke and Jeffrey
Speaker 4: in the morning.