1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,480 Speaker 1: All right, our fingers are nimble. Hey, it's bricking Jeffrey. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:04,880 Speaker 1: You found the Second Date podcast and we've got a 3 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:08,639 Speaker 1: brand new textual healing today. I love textual healings. They're 4 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:09,760 Speaker 1: kind of rare, but I'd love that. 5 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:11,880 Speaker 2: I will say, I do have a cramp on my 6 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:13,720 Speaker 2: left thumb, so somewhere you need to step up there. 7 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:17,680 Speaker 1: That explains it. Okay, Well, if you haven't heard this before, 8 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:20,479 Speaker 1: it's where someone has just a text issue, right, like 9 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:23,000 Speaker 1: they don't know how to respond to someone or the 10 00:00:23,079 --> 00:00:25,799 Speaker 1: conversation has gone dead, and then we step in to 11 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:28,080 Speaker 1: help them figure out what to say next to keep 12 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:33,280 Speaker 1: it going. Yeah, yeah, so that's you guys. Hell hapening 13 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:35,400 Speaker 1: for sure? For sure to seven eighty five nine two. 14 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:38,640 Speaker 1: And we love the comments always on the podcast. So 15 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:42,320 Speaker 1: what do you see? Alexis Rowdy Deadwood said, I've made 16 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:44,560 Speaker 1: the dumb mistake of listening to y'all in the gym, 17 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:47,040 Speaker 1: laugh so hard, I dropped my weights. Lots of love 18 00:00:47,080 --> 00:00:50,560 Speaker 1: from Amsterdam toe. 19 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to pause it, maybe listen to the commercials. 20 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:59,080 Speaker 1: Yeah you're that guy at the gym. Now here's your 21 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:00,279 Speaker 1: brand new episode, right. I know. 22 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:06,000 Speaker 4: We talk a lot about big relationship milestones and how 23 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:09,320 Speaker 4: long does it usually take to reach them? Yeah, for sure, 24 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:12,480 Speaker 4: you know, like the exclusive talk that tends to happen 25 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:14,680 Speaker 4: somewhere between months one in three. 26 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, it seems right first, that's too much for. 27 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:22,479 Speaker 5: The very first I love you. 28 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:26,400 Speaker 4: That might drop between months three and five, and then 29 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,959 Speaker 4: maybe around the eight month mark, that's probably safe to 30 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:32,759 Speaker 4: say that's when the first fake pregnancy claim to get 31 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,560 Speaker 4: them to stay with you tends to come out. 32 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,320 Speaker 3: You literally just said my last relationship. 33 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:40,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, ex nobody believes you're pregnant. 34 00:01:41,959 --> 00:01:44,840 Speaker 5: But what if things moved a lot faster than that? 35 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,160 Speaker 4: Because one of our listeners wants to make a big, 36 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:51,360 Speaker 4: bold move with a woman that he's known for a 37 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:56,200 Speaker 4: total of six days. Whoa, he's a fast movie. You're 38 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:58,280 Speaker 4: gonna hear it, and why he needs our help to 39 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:01,280 Speaker 4: pull it off in a brand new extual healing right 40 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:01,840 Speaker 4: after this. 41 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:11,240 Speaker 5: Textual healing Textual. 42 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:15,959 Speaker 4: If you believe in love at first sight, then online 43 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 4: dating may be the thing for you. Really, because our 44 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:22,440 Speaker 4: listener Christopher has been on the dating apps for a 45 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,919 Speaker 4: couple of years now and recently fell for a woman 46 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:31,200 Speaker 4: named Valeria. Apparently he feels like it's such a strong 47 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:34,400 Speaker 4: connection that he has to do something in the first 48 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:39,040 Speaker 4: week of them connecting, and has requested some textual healing 49 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:41,160 Speaker 4: to help him get that done. 50 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,640 Speaker 1: So okay, so wait, they've met in person. They haven't 51 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:44,119 Speaker 1: met in person. 52 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:44,639 Speaker 6: I don't know. 53 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:46,960 Speaker 4: Let's talk to him, Christopher. We're so excited for you. 54 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:47,959 Speaker 4: Welcome to the show man. 55 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,600 Speaker 6: Oh hey, yeah, thanks for taking my call. 56 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:54,000 Speaker 1: Absolutely, we love an eager man that met me in love? 57 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:56,520 Speaker 3: Ye nightmare. 58 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:01,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, let's hear the story about you and Valeria and 59 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:02,639 Speaker 4: how you came to fall in love. 60 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:09,800 Speaker 6: Yeah, I met Valeria? 61 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:11,560 Speaker 5: Sorry, you met her online? 62 00:03:11,639 --> 00:03:16,280 Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, we met her online. And she's a 63 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:21,320 Speaker 6: Russian American girl. So she's like really cute and she 64 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:22,520 Speaker 6: lives in Beverly Hills. 65 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:25,000 Speaker 1: Do you live in Beverly Hills? 66 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:28,200 Speaker 6: No? No, I live here in town. 67 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:35,080 Speaker 1: Okay, already a knock against you. I think that location range. 68 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 4: Far on the app A knock against her. She's the 69 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:39,320 Speaker 4: one that lives far away. 70 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,720 Speaker 5: Not him, I don't think. 71 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,800 Speaker 1: Doesn't sound like she's the one pursuing him right now. 72 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:50,480 Speaker 5: Story Okay, keep going, Christopher. What else about Valeria? 73 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:55,080 Speaker 6: So she went to Harvard. Her current job is she's 74 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:59,800 Speaker 6: a dental reconstructive surgeon or dentist, Like yeah, like you 75 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,280 Speaker 6: were an accident and you're like your whole mouth was 76 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:05,280 Speaker 6: like messed up from like a bad like blunt force trauma. 77 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:06,160 Speaker 6: Like that's what she does. 78 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:09,120 Speaker 1: I mean, that's like life changing word. 79 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:11,760 Speaker 4: Wow, I know it sounds like out of the whole 80 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:13,120 Speaker 4: online dating pool, you won. 81 00:04:13,760 --> 00:04:15,520 Speaker 2: At least we know no matter what happens, you can 82 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,600 Speaker 2: mess his own teeth up and get the appointment to 83 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:17,919 Speaker 2: see her. 84 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 1: Sure, I think we's about to say the same thing 85 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,120 Speaker 1: as I do. Have we checked she's real? 86 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:25,160 Speaker 4: I want to think that, Yeah, what's unbelievable about a 87 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,719 Speaker 4: Russian American Harvard graduate who. 88 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,080 Speaker 5: Lives in Beverly Hills fixing people's teeth? 89 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:32,440 Speaker 1: That it feels real? But her ben being on the 90 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,760 Speaker 1: dating maps is where it all starts to fall apart 91 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:38,159 Speaker 1: from dating app Like. 92 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:41,160 Speaker 5: There's some skepticism in the room, Chris, I'm sorry, pretty wrong. 93 00:04:41,279 --> 00:04:42,400 Speaker 3: Please, I hope. 94 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:43,799 Speaker 5: So have you confirmed? 95 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:47,280 Speaker 6: Have I confirmed me? I've been talking to her for 96 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:50,560 Speaker 6: a while. I mean we've I personally think she's the one. 97 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:53,400 Speaker 1: No wait wait wait wait wait wait you didn't answer. 98 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:55,839 Speaker 1: Have you seen her physically in person before? 99 00:04:57,720 --> 00:05:00,120 Speaker 6: I mean I've seen like a lot of pictures. I 100 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,960 Speaker 6: mean we've been talking for like six days, so I 101 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Speaker 6: mean it's all good there. 102 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:06,239 Speaker 1: How can you feel after six days of only talking 103 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,480 Speaker 1: that you could be in love? 104 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:07,800 Speaker 5: Yeah? 105 00:05:07,839 --> 00:05:09,880 Speaker 4: Why do I feel like I'm a bank manager right 106 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:12,640 Speaker 4: now and some senior citizen has just rolled up to 107 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,200 Speaker 4: the window being like I need to take out eighty 108 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:16,440 Speaker 4: thousand dollars. 109 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:19,760 Speaker 5: Yeah, trust me, it's for a good reason. 110 00:05:19,839 --> 00:05:21,560 Speaker 3: I'm on the phone with somebody who says I owe 111 00:05:21,640 --> 00:05:22,360 Speaker 3: them in crypto. 112 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:23,000 Speaker 1: Yeah. 113 00:05:24,279 --> 00:05:27,760 Speaker 6: Yeah, Like, guys, she's real. Like I said, I talked 114 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:29,960 Speaker 6: to all the time. We already have a lot in common. 115 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:34,440 Speaker 6: Like we both like steak, we both like champagne. Neither 116 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:37,160 Speaker 6: of us really drink at all. We don't smoke. 117 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:40,040 Speaker 1: We'd be like you said, you don't drink, but you 118 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:41,640 Speaker 1: like shampagne when they do drink. 119 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,640 Speaker 6: I mean we drink sometimes. We're just not like pounding 120 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,480 Speaker 6: shots at the bar. Are kind of people. 121 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:48,880 Speaker 4: They just like how the champagne bottle pops open, like 122 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,560 Speaker 4: that's why they like the champagne. 123 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:51,120 Speaker 3: Flassy. 124 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:52,080 Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, I. 125 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,839 Speaker 1: Want this to be real for you. I do, Yeah, 126 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:55,120 Speaker 1: I do. It's not that I. 127 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,000 Speaker 5: Don't maybe stop talking that way. 128 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:59,600 Speaker 2: Well and just believe what's the scenario that led us 129 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:00,680 Speaker 2: to hear what I want to know? 130 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:02,000 Speaker 3: Like, this is textual healing. 131 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:04,240 Speaker 2: So she not texting you back or you need help 132 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,160 Speaker 2: because she has texted you. 133 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,320 Speaker 6: No, she is texting me. It's actually very consistent, Like 134 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:12,479 Speaker 6: every single morning I get a good morning text, every 135 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:14,400 Speaker 6: single night I get a good night text. O. 136 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:16,279 Speaker 3: That must make you feel good. 137 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:18,120 Speaker 5: Okay, jealous girl says, what over. 138 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:25,120 Speaker 1: Their alexis no scam? I would do that too. Cental 139 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:27,640 Speaker 1: Surgeon in Beverly Hills has a lot of time. 140 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:29,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's right. 141 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,000 Speaker 4: Wouldn't they have a lot of appointment Well no, it 142 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:34,039 Speaker 4: would makes sense that they're so regimented in their appointments 143 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,400 Speaker 4: they have to sneak in the text at the morning 144 00:06:36,440 --> 00:06:37,680 Speaker 4: time in the night time. 145 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:41,880 Speaker 1: Okay, where's the problem? Sounds great? Where's the problem? 146 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:44,240 Speaker 4: You reached out to us for help with textual healing? 147 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:45,880 Speaker 4: What do you need help texting? 148 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:48,839 Speaker 6: What I'm trying to do is I want to fly 149 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:51,440 Speaker 6: her out here to meet me for like a date 150 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:52,080 Speaker 6: in person. 151 00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:55,200 Speaker 3: Okay, that's good, that's very good. 152 00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:58,400 Speaker 6: Yeah, and I want the invitation to be like cute 153 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,839 Speaker 6: and romantic, but not like we weird and desperate. 154 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,919 Speaker 4: I see what it's weird because you've only been talking 155 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:03,600 Speaker 4: for six days. 156 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:06,040 Speaker 5: So how do you make it sound natural and cool? 157 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:11,640 Speaker 3: And like, yeah. 158 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,240 Speaker 1: You need to sound like you have so many other 159 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,360 Speaker 1: things to do. But I guess I could fit this 160 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:15,840 Speaker 1: in for. 161 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:19,560 Speaker 3: You this weekend. 162 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:20,360 Speaker 5: I like that. 163 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:23,280 Speaker 1: Or maybe there's an event like that's always a good 164 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:25,080 Speaker 1: excuse to invite someone. 165 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:26,840 Speaker 3: To a dental surgery convention. 166 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:33,120 Speaker 1: It's something more fun, maybe like oh my god, you 167 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:36,640 Speaker 1: wouldn't believe it. I saw the champagne tasting thing. 168 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:40,240 Speaker 6: Or that's but I don't want to just be about 169 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:40,920 Speaker 6: drinking though. 170 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:45,240 Speaker 4: Either you said champagne sipping event makes it sound less 171 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:46,200 Speaker 4: or what if. 172 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:50,160 Speaker 1: It's like bubbles and brunch. I don't know. Okay, that 173 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:51,680 Speaker 1: just trying to give you some other things. 174 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:55,440 Speaker 4: Let's start putting some words into your phone right now. So, Brooke, 175 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,400 Speaker 4: how do you pitch the champagne idea? 176 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,720 Speaker 1: It's not your idea, that's the thing. You have to 177 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:05,720 Speaker 1: make it like, oh my god, gave me You'll never 178 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:09,880 Speaker 1: believe this. My friend gave me two tickets to champagne 179 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:13,200 Speaker 1: and caviar event and I immediately thought of you. I 180 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:16,440 Speaker 1: like that, would you are we going right to the question, 181 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:17,280 Speaker 1: Let's just. 182 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:21,440 Speaker 2: Go for it, Okay, responde, She'll say, oh that sounds great. 183 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:24,200 Speaker 4: Don't let women think for any any period of time, 184 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:26,240 Speaker 4: only bad things will happen, and just say. 185 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:27,760 Speaker 1: I would love to fly you out for it. 186 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,320 Speaker 5: Yeah, that's okay. 187 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:33,440 Speaker 4: Champagne glass emoji, smiley emoji, jet emoji. 188 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:34,280 Speaker 3: Put the jet in there. 189 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:35,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, I like the jets. 190 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:37,600 Speaker 6: Okay, So should I just state it as like a 191 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:38,760 Speaker 6: statement not a question? 192 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:42,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, it means you're excited, it's not something you've been 193 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:43,680 Speaker 1: planning for a week. 194 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:47,320 Speaker 4: You're spontaneous and fun. And but Larry is gonna like that. 195 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,920 Speaker 1: And then I will quickly google search when we're in 196 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,359 Speaker 1: the song if there's a champagne and caviar. 197 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,360 Speaker 5: Or Brook will throw one impromptu. 198 00:08:58,640 --> 00:08:59,080 Speaker 6: Cheese. 199 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,960 Speaker 1: Maybe it got canceled because of some sort of shellfish. 200 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:06,160 Speaker 4: Yeah you know, but let's try this message. Are you 201 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:06,719 Speaker 4: texting it? 202 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:10,080 Speaker 6: Yeah? But wait, what about the date that'll come naturally? 203 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:12,880 Speaker 5: Yeah, it'll come later. We'll just wait to. 204 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:13,920 Speaker 3: See what he reacts. 205 00:09:14,559 --> 00:09:16,760 Speaker 1: We can pretend it's any weekend. 206 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:19,400 Speaker 5: We don't have to send her the full like wedding invite. 207 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:21,199 Speaker 5: We just have to gauge her interest in it. 208 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:21,880 Speaker 6: Okay. 209 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:24,440 Speaker 4: Then and then you see the button down at the bottom, 210 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,839 Speaker 4: the green button that says send hit that. 211 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:34,120 Speaker 6: Okay, hold on, did you find it? 212 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:39,800 Speaker 5: We did it. We have successfully sent a text message. 213 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,720 Speaker 1: Okay. I can't imagine how long it takes you to 214 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:44,640 Speaker 1: respond to her. Good morning, but. 215 00:09:44,559 --> 00:09:46,280 Speaker 5: That's what we're here. We're here to help you out, 216 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,520 Speaker 5: hopefully she responds. 217 00:09:47,559 --> 00:09:52,520 Speaker 4: When we come back and continue Textual healing Sexy American 218 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:58,400 Speaker 4: Russian dentist Harvard graduate version right after this, we're in 219 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:01,960 Speaker 4: the middle of textual healing with our listener, Christopher, who 220 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:07,080 Speaker 4: is six days into a very very strong connection with 221 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:09,480 Speaker 4: an impressive woman and more. 222 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:10,960 Speaker 3: Than impressive, like the perfect woman. 223 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:16,560 Speaker 4: Absolutely, she's an attractive Russian American dental surgeon named Valeria 224 00:10:16,679 --> 00:10:20,720 Speaker 4: oh Man. That sentence got a degree from a prestigious 225 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:24,000 Speaker 4: Ivy League college, and he doesn't want to scare her off. 226 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:27,319 Speaker 4: Since this is so new, wanted to politely find a 227 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,360 Speaker 4: way to ask her, Hey, can I fly you out 228 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:32,880 Speaker 4: to my city so we can drink alcohol together and 229 00:10:32,960 --> 00:10:33,840 Speaker 4: see what happens? 230 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,280 Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean that's what you wanted, right Brooke. 231 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:40,760 Speaker 1: That's almost a text I had him send. Yeah, I 232 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:44,719 Speaker 1: would have gotten that text, I would have been like, sure, let's. 233 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:46,040 Speaker 5: Go already on that plane. 234 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,600 Speaker 4: So we helped him send kind of a similar message 235 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:50,600 Speaker 4: that basically said, my friend got me tickets to the 236 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,199 Speaker 4: Champagne and Caviare event. 237 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:53,320 Speaker 5: I'd love to take you. 238 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,360 Speaker 1: Yeah. 239 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,040 Speaker 5: So that was a few minutes ago. 240 00:10:56,200 --> 00:11:03,360 Speaker 4: Christopher has Valeria responded to you respond, yeah, did. 241 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:05,199 Speaker 1: Why do you have a smile on your face to 242 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:05,679 Speaker 1: say that? 243 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,160 Speaker 5: I know what she says? Please say? 244 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:08,920 Speaker 3: She just said, yes, combo's over. 245 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:14,200 Speaker 6: No, she actually wrote, she said that sounds wonderful. We 246 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:18,400 Speaker 6: can have champagne and have special quote ice cream time 247 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,160 Speaker 6: end quote special Is. 248 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:22,360 Speaker 1: That a euphemism in Russia? 249 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:23,840 Speaker 5: Yeah? Why is ice creaming? Quote? 250 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000 Speaker 6: Yeah, that's kind of like our little code word for 251 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:29,320 Speaker 6: like intimate things. 252 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:32,040 Speaker 1: Oh inside, Joe. 253 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:35,200 Speaker 4: You have code words even though you've only communicated over text. 254 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,440 Speaker 6: Yeah, no, that's that's wait. 255 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:41,440 Speaker 1: Hang on, wait, what do you mean on writing again? 256 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,600 Speaker 6: She just she just done another text. 257 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:48,480 Speaker 5: That first test was so good. She's sending multiple. 258 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:51,079 Speaker 6: Yeah, she wants to come, she said, Then only the 259 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:54,520 Speaker 6: thousand dollars for the ticket, my darling, she said, and 260 00:11:54,559 --> 00:11:56,080 Speaker 6: I can give you the change. 261 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:59,679 Speaker 1: She'll give you change, Okay, this is how we fix this, 262 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:02,560 Speaker 1: because I don't think he's going to think that this 263 00:12:02,679 --> 00:12:03,400 Speaker 1: is a scam. 264 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:06,280 Speaker 5: Nothing to fix. She's saying yes to the invitation broke. 265 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:09,480 Speaker 1: She's going to take the money bud. 266 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:10,440 Speaker 5: Yeah, to buy a ticket. 267 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,520 Speaker 4: No, okay, he's going to buy the ticket. 268 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:14,439 Speaker 1: That's better. 269 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:17,480 Speaker 2: Usually you should ask her, Okay, I need your name 270 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:19,360 Speaker 2: and your birthday so I can book the ticket for you. 271 00:12:19,679 --> 00:12:20,480 Speaker 3: That's the next step. 272 00:12:20,559 --> 00:12:20,760 Speaker 6: Yep. 273 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:23,440 Speaker 1: You just say, oh my gosh, it'll be way easier 274 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:26,920 Speaker 1: if I book it. Give me your name and your birthday. 275 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,240 Speaker 6: I just got to wait a sec here because I 276 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:32,520 Speaker 6: see the dots moving, dots dot stop. 277 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,160 Speaker 5: Stop. 278 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:40,480 Speaker 3: Somebody came into my street. 279 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,960 Speaker 2: The kid yeos like every day to them. 280 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,960 Speaker 5: Sorry, she's she's sending you something. 281 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,440 Speaker 6: Yeah, she said. She asked if I've ever heard of 282 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:52,040 Speaker 6: the metaverse metaverse? 283 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:56,880 Speaker 1: That was the text, like Mark Zuckerberg's metaverse thing whatever, And. 284 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:01,800 Speaker 6: The dots are going against stop. 285 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,720 Speaker 1: Do stunt stunts stops? 286 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,959 Speaker 3: Does we should just play that song? 287 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:13,160 Speaker 1: She's busy? Okay, nothing exhausted here. They don't have a 288 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:16,800 Speaker 1: second verse, kind of one layer. 289 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:19,040 Speaker 3: I can't really keep it going. 290 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:20,840 Speaker 5: Did she send you something? 291 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:25,360 Speaker 6: Yeah, it says the metaverse is a virtual world where 292 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:29,440 Speaker 6: people can interact with digital economies, and that's how I 293 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:35,240 Speaker 6: make my money, although through passive income fitting on virtual 294 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,640 Speaker 6: land in the metaverse realistic. 295 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,280 Speaker 3: This is a real thing. 296 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,720 Speaker 1: This is she's going to try to hook you into 297 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:45,080 Speaker 1: some scheme where you're going to invest in something that's 298 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:47,319 Speaker 1: not real, and she's going to take your money. 299 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,840 Speaker 4: She sounds just like a very informed woman that's sharing 300 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:51,640 Speaker 4: her knowledge with her future boyfriend. 301 00:13:51,679 --> 00:13:53,920 Speaker 1: This is totally all women, replied to being invited to 302 00:13:53,960 --> 00:14:00,480 Speaker 1: a champagne Okay, I don't think she's really it's it is. 303 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,040 Speaker 5: A little sketchy, I will admit. 304 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:05,520 Speaker 4: Shall we maybe reply and be clear with her that 305 00:14:05,559 --> 00:14:08,760 Speaker 4: the champagne and caviar event isn't happening in the metaverse. 306 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:10,360 Speaker 5: Ye, it's happening in the real world. 307 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, i't want to meet you. 308 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,160 Speaker 6: I r L well, I don't want to like screw 309 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,160 Speaker 6: this up, Like if this is what she's into, I. 310 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,760 Speaker 1: Screw it up. 311 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:20,840 Speaker 6: We're just clarifying, Okay, but she said something else. She said, 312 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:23,960 Speaker 6: it's a fun and lucrative experience if you understand it. 313 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,120 Speaker 6: And she said I could teach you, So she'll she'll 314 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:26,760 Speaker 6: teach it to me. 315 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:30,760 Speaker 5: Okay, no, Christopher Brooks, Brook's probably right here. 316 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,840 Speaker 1: Do you see what's happening? I said it. 317 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:37,040 Speaker 4: First, Well Brooks said, O Jose, let's go to you. 318 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:40,040 Speaker 4: What percent do you think this is a scam that 319 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,120 Speaker 4: this woman is trying to run on? 320 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:41,560 Speaker 5: Chris? 321 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,960 Speaker 2: I mean, rich people like to make money more money. 322 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,080 Speaker 2: She could be a dentist who's just squeezing on an 323 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,080 Speaker 2: extra couple grands. 324 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:51,480 Speaker 5: So percentages go, that would be a ten. 325 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:52,400 Speaker 3: It's real. 326 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:57,280 Speaker 5: Okay, okay, all right, and they try to butter them. 327 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:57,720 Speaker 3: Up a little. 328 00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,320 Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a lot of red flags going up right now. 329 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:03,480 Speaker 6: Christopher. Sorry, yeah, but I'm just like confused, like why 330 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:06,280 Speaker 6: would anybody want to scam me? Like, I don't what 331 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:08,880 Speaker 6: do I have to like offer to like scam? I mean, 332 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:09,760 Speaker 6: I don't understand. 333 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:10,840 Speaker 3: We're not smart. 334 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:13,640 Speaker 2: We're guys, and you have money, So she could easily 335 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,240 Speaker 2: take a thousand bucks from you and then disappear and 336 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:17,160 Speaker 2: you never find her. 337 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:20,320 Speaker 1: Women get scammed just as easily smart people. It doesn't matter. 338 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,680 Speaker 5: I mean, have we considered that it's not even a woman. 339 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:26,600 Speaker 2: That's true, it's a guy idea. 340 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,840 Speaker 4: I mean, he says he's never facetimed, or he's only 341 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:30,560 Speaker 4: seen photos of her that she sent. 342 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,600 Speaker 2: Hold On, he said, they've talked on the phone, so 343 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,040 Speaker 2: at least he knows she has a female voice. 344 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,800 Speaker 6: We haven't really talked on the phone, Like she's left 345 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,800 Speaker 6: me a voice no, and then like I've sent her 346 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,720 Speaker 6: a voice note. 347 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,640 Speaker 1: To do anything with AI right now. 348 00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:49,680 Speaker 3: AI, like any girl could be on the other own. 349 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,920 Speaker 4: I mean you should just ask right now, like, hey, 350 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,800 Speaker 4: can I see your socials? Like can I get a 351 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:57,160 Speaker 4: link link to like the Instagram or your. 352 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:57,880 Speaker 5: LinkedIn or something? 353 00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:58,320 Speaker 1: Yeah? 354 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:01,000 Speaker 4: Yes, Well, at least it's a start point. I mean, 355 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,800 Speaker 4: have you seen him? Maybe you've seen it already. 356 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:06,400 Speaker 6: H No, not really, Like I feel weird creeping on 357 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,280 Speaker 6: her social media, So I haven't really looked her up 358 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:08,960 Speaker 6: or anything like that. 359 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,920 Speaker 1: Christoph, you can't feel weird. This is a person who 360 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,120 Speaker 1: is trying to scam you out of money, and if. 361 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,160 Speaker 2: She doesn't have an Instagram or no social media, then 362 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,880 Speaker 2: that's kind of a red flag too. Dude. 363 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,640 Speaker 6: Okay, as you guys were talking, I asked to see it, 364 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,280 Speaker 6: and I just sent it. I said, hey, can I 365 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:25,120 Speaker 6: see your social media? So I just sent that out there. 366 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,080 Speaker 1: I'll see what she said, how much you want to 367 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:29,360 Speaker 1: bet she's going to get a link to the metaverse 368 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,480 Speaker 1: where he can invest. 369 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,920 Speaker 2: TikTok us. 370 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:35,720 Speaker 5: Oh that sounds hot. 371 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:36,840 Speaker 3: Yeah. 372 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,400 Speaker 4: I mean if if she really actually is real and 373 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,360 Speaker 4: actually cares about you, she should have no issue sending 374 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:43,400 Speaker 4: her her whatever, her TikTok. 375 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:46,040 Speaker 1: Or Instagram those are all going to be fake too, Jesse, Well, whatever. 376 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,120 Speaker 5: At least she's responding to it. 377 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:48,720 Speaker 6: I could see that she's writing something. 378 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:52,080 Speaker 4: Okay, don't say the word so we don't have to 379 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:52,440 Speaker 4: sing it. 380 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,680 Speaker 6: She said, sorry, I deleted mine. 381 00:16:58,360 --> 00:16:59,760 Speaker 5: That's what they teach you at Harvard. 382 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:02,360 Speaker 1: A text her back and you say, listen, I know 383 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:05,040 Speaker 1: I'm being scammed. This was a terrible thing to do 384 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:05,800 Speaker 1: to someone. 385 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:08,640 Speaker 4: I mean, Christopher, are you feeling that way what Brooke 386 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:09,400 Speaker 4: is saying to you? 387 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:13,359 Speaker 6: It just kind of actually breaks my heart. This is 388 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:14,240 Speaker 6: the deal right now? 389 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,919 Speaker 1: Yeah, we'd for you. 390 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:20,320 Speaker 4: It's better to find out now than after you've been 391 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:24,600 Speaker 4: taken for one thousand dollars or more. You've bought a 392 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,760 Speaker 4: thousand acres of property in the metaverse. 393 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,520 Speaker 6: So that I ask if like she might have like 394 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:31,800 Speaker 6: a sister or something. 395 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:35,320 Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, total. 396 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,439 Speaker 1: I think for a little bit, you need to just 397 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,080 Speaker 1: go out and date in the real world. 398 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:43,520 Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, I mean she was just like the total package. 399 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:46,400 Speaker 6: She was a beautiful Russian American dentist. 400 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,080 Speaker 5: Yeah. Well those are a dime a dozen in the 401 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:52,920 Speaker 5: real world. I'm sure you'll find one in the metaverse everybody. Yeah, totally. 402 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,840 Speaker 1: Bok and Jeffrey in the Morning. 403 00:17:57,119 --> 00:18:00,399 Speaker 4: Okay, well that was pretty heartbreaking, but it is actually 404 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,800 Speaker 4: a good thing that we did this segment with him 405 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,240 Speaker 4: and got him to realize what was going on. 406 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:09,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's interesting, like you just get so invested emotionally 407 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,240 Speaker 1: that you can't think logically anymore. 408 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:15,760 Speaker 3: We're clouded by beauty. I see there's whole Instagram accounts 409 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:16,160 Speaker 3: of AI. 410 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:19,080 Speaker 2: There's thousands of comments, and I'm like, hello, gentlemen, this 411 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:20,040 Speaker 2: is not a real call. 412 00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:21,720 Speaker 1: I thought you were like, hello, why are you writing 413 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:22,080 Speaker 1: me back? 414 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:27,080 Speaker 4: No, but this whole opportunity, it's a good chance to 415 00:18:27,119 --> 00:18:29,560 Speaker 4: do a p s A. If any guys out there 416 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:33,000 Speaker 4: are currently talking to a hot Russian dentist from Harvard 417 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:37,120 Speaker 4: named Valeria, be careful because she is trying to make 418 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:37,800 Speaker 4: you rich. 419 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:42,920 Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say she's taken or 420 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:47,280 Speaker 1: you are, text and prove your real Yeah no, not text, call. 421 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:51,320 Speaker 5: And make sure she flies you somewhere first. 422 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,600 Speaker 3: She's got dental surgeon money. 423 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:58,320 Speaker 4: She don't make her earn it. So that's your textual healing. 424 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,320 Speaker 4: We didn't help him out, but if you need some 425 00:19:00,359 --> 00:19:02,320 Speaker 4: help with some tech stuff, reach out to the show. 426 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, we did help him out. 427 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,520 Speaker 1: We saved him a thousand dollars more than that. 428 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,840 Speaker 4: That's right, and go find all of our content. We're 429 00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,000 Speaker 4: up wherever you get your podcast. It's Brooke and Jeffrey 430 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:11,480 Speaker 4: in the morning.