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Speaker 1: episode when what forbade you? And you included you from

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Speaker 1: Stop doing that. That's my that's me crying. That's the

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Speaker 1: You guys, why would you do this? Because she asked, Look,

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Speaker 1: it's fine, like you and I have different relationships with

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Speaker 1: with her called Club ass formerly titled Asked Berths, where

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Speaker 1: How can I ask you a question? Yeah, this might

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Speaker 1: I think Ned is on his way to being in Nebrius.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying so much, I've learned so

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Speaker 1: We've we've put a lot on Ned. I think, well

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Speaker 1: So we've already talked to her about this on her episode.

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Speaker 1: We've already had visit this her later though. Well, you

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Speaker 1: open to interpretation. How you answer this ned a book,

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Speaker 1: Maybe a good title of this step would be Ladies

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Speaker 1: dream coming or foking folking Inbria. I love that. On

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Speaker 1: little bit. What's your favorite Johny material? Joy? What's my

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Speaker 1: us walk us through the whole thing. Um well, just

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Speaker 1: as a disclaimer, this joke is in really bad days

426
00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 1: already in really bad day. I'm not saying it's about

427
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:56,800
Speaker 1: to be more in bad taste, but just the fact

428
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Speaker 1: that it was made in the first place, I think

429
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:02,120
Speaker 1: is on my part, very bad. But as we said,

430
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: this is Howard Stern. That's something we said before we

431
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 1: started rolling, rolling, when we began rolling, when we began rolling,

432
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 1: and I said, let's all say something super problematic, and

433
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Speaker 1: I'm happy to have gotten there only six minutes checked

434
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 1: one box. Um but yeah, I just like walked in

435
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 1: on Ned. He he was like on the floor in

436
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 1: a pile of his own throwing it. Never told me

437
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:36,680
Speaker 1: that he was. He was just uh, he was. It

438
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,359
Speaker 1: was because he had listened to do a bunch of

439
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 1: later Joy after he had really taken over. I think

440
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:49,400
Speaker 1: I think that the newer version of both Sides now

441
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 1: it's really beautiful. It's beautiful. It makes me kind of sad,

442
00:26:53,680 --> 00:27:02,840
Speaker 1: like it's a very sad song. Yeah, but because when

443
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 1: she wrote it, it was like, Okay, a beautiful song,

444
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 1: and then when she did it when she was older,

445
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, now you're on the other side, right,

446
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 1: got to the other side of I love her so much.

447
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:14,640
Speaker 1: She was also really formative for me, and I think

448
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,159
Speaker 1: I feel like the way that Joni Mitchell to me

449
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 1: like was my pop culture was that being a huge

450
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:25,439
Speaker 1: Joni Mitchell, Crazy Sills, Nation, Young, etcetera fan as a

451
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:29,880
Speaker 1: very young kid was like, this solidifies that I will

452
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 1: not be like the other girl. I was like, I'm

453
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,479
Speaker 1: not going to be cool because this is what I

454
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 1: like to listen to. Um. But then you know, I

455
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:47,120
Speaker 1: found my people there you go. Joanie is that thing though,

456
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 1: where it's like it's it's like a north Star for

457
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,040
Speaker 1: a lot of people. It's like, I mean it's like

458
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 1: it's yeah, it's like you guys said earlier, that's how

459
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 1: you guys. You guys found each other. And like, I

460
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 1: think she just My favorite thing that Joanie is that

461
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:06,679
Speaker 1: she makes you, which makes you more human by listening

462
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:10,639
Speaker 1: to Yeah, she definitely is. It's it's she's a poet.

463
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 1: Her lyrics are unrivaled. So good and California one of

464
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 1: my favorite songs Beautiful, all of Courton Spark, all of Ladies,

465
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,159
Speaker 1: of the Ladies, the Canyon. I just cannot overstate how

466
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:30,280
Speaker 1: much I love that And it's such and it is

467
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 1: a funny song. When we were first becoming friends, we

468
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: would just sing like really dumb lines from that song

469
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 1: to each other, like, and did you did you start

470
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 1: writing your material while you were at Wtown or did

471
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 1: that continue? Because what happened was your theater festival ended

472
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 1: and you said we must stay in in deep touch. Yeah,

473
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 1: we stayed in deep touch. Like for anyone who doesn't

474
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 1: know Williamstown, it's like we're touching each other physically, very deeply.

475
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 1: But Williamstown is like what three months, two and a

476
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 1: half months. Yeah, you're sleeping in like an unair conditioned

477
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 1: dorm room in a twin size bed and you're with

478
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 1: the same like fifteen people everything, like yeah, who else who?

479
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 1: Like Cuckoo was there, Cynthia Nixon was there? Were It

480
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 1: was like just the weirdest. You're like, oh, I'm at

481
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 1: the local coffee shop with Cynthia Nixon. Um, but you

482
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: get like really close to people, uh and it's crazy

483
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,479
Speaker 1: and then you come out and it's like you've been

484
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 1: through a war together. Yeah, it is a cult. So

485
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 1: we got out and we're like, we got we got out.

486
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 1: We finally got a yeah. Yeah, and then I got

487
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 1: I got asked to do a show that was about

488
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 1: like political stuff, and I was like, I was like,

489
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 1: come write a song with me about politics, and we'll

490
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: sing our song about politics. And then it went well

491
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: and we were like we should keep doing this. Yeah.

492
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 1: It happened kind of accidentally, like yeah, someone was like,

493
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 1: what are you called? And we had to think of

494
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 1: a name. Can you explain the name? Friends? Who folk?

495
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 1: It's a pun on fucking yeah. Oh and uh, it's

496
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 1: like friends, it's like friends. I'm sorry, I at a

497
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 1: little belligerent and Inebrius sorry, Matts Aenebrius. He's just drunk everywhere.

498
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 1: It was drunk everywhere at this moment with a pictionary

499
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 1: and you but then you my favorite folking um uh

500
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 1: pun is folking lessons, which I think was yeah, oh

501
00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 1: my god. That was our show where only twenty people

502
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 1: came and Bowen and Bowen was the only person laughing

503
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 1: and it was such a good show. No, but that

504
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 1: was the most generous thing that a friend has ever done.

505
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 1: For me was come to my show where truly the

506
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 1: only people there were like my mom and her mom

507
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 1: both there and weirdly like a table of industry. It

508
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: was a great show. Who laughed so loud and it

509
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 1: was so nice. It's my favorite step. I remember the

510
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 1: first time I saw it wasn't even called Friends who

511
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 1: Folk at that point, but it was YouTube. Put a

512
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 1: video up on Facebook of you guys singing, we are friends,

513
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 1: but we don't have so we don't have sex, and

514
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 1: I was like, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

515
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 1: My favorite was the first thing we did. Yeah, Yeah,

516
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 1: but then like but then like the Friends who Folk

517
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,520
Speaker 1: as as it is iterated now, is like through that

518
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 1: political show, I think, so. Yeah, that was like when

519
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 1: we wrote it, and then when we wrote our first song,

520
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 1: and then we just kept writing goods. Yeah. It was

521
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 1: like people asking each of us to do shows and

522
00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 1: hopping and started, Yeah, started with a political song, and

523
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 1: then were we just started writing dumber and dumber songs

524
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 1: until here we are, And of course we all have

525
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 1: our roots in writing dumb songs together and three of

526
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 1: us anyway, before before when Ned was very young, yeah,

527
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 1: hadn't even been born you hadn't even been born. Yeah,

528
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 1: I think I saw the last show when I was

529
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:22,320
Speaker 1: three years proper. Life feels like actually another Yeah, we

530
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,720
Speaker 1: are not the same people, which is I saw you

531
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,840
Speaker 1: guys at Union Hall. I do think it was like

532
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 1: late our full band shows. Yeah, you know what's crazy

533
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 1: that those were those popular shows that we did at

534
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:40,480
Speaker 1: Innion Hall were never like crazy well attended. I know,

535
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,800
Speaker 1: I go to shows. I feel like every show I

536
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 1: go to a Union Hall now is sold out, like

537
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 1: and I'm like, did you kind of like pop off

538
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 1: in the last two years. I don't know. I still

539
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 1: we always do our monthly show at Union Hall, and

540
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 1: I love that venue so much. And also we've done

541
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: shows there that had a lot of people and shows

542
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 1: where there were truly no really and I don't know

543
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 1: what that just might be us though I did to

544
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,239
Speaker 1: show they were a year ago with Sam Tigger and

545
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 1: five people came what show was that? And it was

546
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,760
Speaker 1: we were not clear about what the show was and

547
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 1: great we patched it together at the last second. It

548
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 1: was a crazy show. I liked that. I liked that

549
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 1: you guys announced that you had a show called derbyst

550
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 1: and that no one knew what it was. I liked.

551
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 1: I like this idea, this new thing of creating a

552
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 1: show that doesn't have an identity and saying my tickets

553
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 1: to this that I love her. She just loved. She announced, like, Hi,

554
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 1: come to my new show. My butt smell like as

555
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 1: my butt smell like shit. You're like, that feels very

556
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 1: our brand is left is my my my butt smell

557
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:56,640
Speaker 1: like ship is amazing? She opened up. You weren't there,

558
00:33:56,640 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 1: but she opened up for my last Christmas show. She

559
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: did the funniest character and speaking of openness from my

560
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 1: Christmas show also, and I was. I was on the

561
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:09,040
Speaker 1: side thinking, this is the comedy that you want that

562
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 1: I want to see in the world for me. I

563
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,839
Speaker 1: um okay, I need to ask, we need to ask,

564
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 1: we need to talk more about Joony nod Joan, Joan

565
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:21,240
Speaker 1: over Carol bringing it back to Jon over Caro. Yeah,

566
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 1: I mean, I love Carol King. I'm doing this thing

567
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: that where I'm another and it is toxic, right, never

568
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: minded to take that back? Did you see that I did?

569
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:33,879
Speaker 1: She the musical Beautiful? I didn't. I did. I did.

570
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:40,279
Speaker 1: Beautiful is the Orlando theme parks of Broadway show. I

571
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 1: want to see it? How dare you say that when

572
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:49,799
Speaker 1: King Kong is just streets over, I want to see Kong.

573
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 1: Then Moss told me it's scary. Oh my god, I

574
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 1: heard it scary because so big, he's a huge cong.

575
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 1: Well that's from what I've heard to Tong I heard.

576
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 1: I heard the Kong is absolutely and I even hear

577
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:12,799
Speaker 1: the Kong so big and so unwieldy that sometimes the

578
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 1: Kong will malfunction like this. It's a Is it a puppet?

579
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 1: I think it is. It's like a puppet slash animatronic.

580
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 1: It is. It's not act. It is. You've done the

581
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:38,839
Speaker 1: Reign of Kong. Uh the Crystal Skull. You've done that right? Yes,

582
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 1: okay with the big as King Kong at the end, Yes,

583
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 1: that's gag. That was the Gong. That was that Kong

584
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,839
Speaker 1: was so big, That cong is huge. I don't quite

585
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 1: remember the Kong because it's because you were inebrious. The

586
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,160
Speaker 1: rest of the ride didn't do it for me though.

587
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 1: That many screens, you take too many screen to screens.

588
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:07,080
Speaker 1: And also the car is so big. The van is

589
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,320
Speaker 1: so big that you can be sitting in the middle

590
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:12,280
Speaker 1: of it and then you like don't see out the window.

591
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 1: That's the thing. Do you like Star Wars? Ned? Do

592
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: you know that Disney World's getting Star Wars Land? Yea,

593
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:21,320
Speaker 1: so maybe that would be a good There's going to

594
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 1: be a ride where you get on the Millennium Falcon.

595
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:24,840
Speaker 1: That's what I wanted to do since I was a

596
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: little boy. I bet, yeah, I bet being a fan

597
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 1: of Star Wars that you want to get I'm ready? Yeah,

598
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 1: you're ready? Yeah, honestly, what's he's taken? I'm over it?

599
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 1: A little tingle on the shoulder. Have you done Avatar?

600
00:36:45,239 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Wait have you seen the movie Avatar?

601
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 1: Of course? Okay, great Corney her star making me famous.

602
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 1: It's actually a world of culture. Yeah. I absolutely could

603
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 1: not get through that movie without feeling so motion sick.

604
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 1: It's a disgusting movie. It's very I was sitting. There

605
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: are three movies I've had to walk out of because

606
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 1: they made me sick to my stomach because of how

607
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 1: shaky the camera was and how sick I was. No

608
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:26,760
Speaker 1: because I saw that on a oh wait, on a plane.

609
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: I had to you kid rinkle know. The three films though,

610
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 1: are what the big short? Because it's such a it's

611
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 1: such a shaky cam. It made me feel so sick

612
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 1: m Avatar, which I would and Precious. I was sitting

613
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 1: so close to the screen and it made me feel

614
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 1: so sick because it was such a shaky camera. Oh

615
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,239
Speaker 1: my god, how are you with the favorite? Because I

616
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 1: had all that like weirds, I think I was far

617
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:04,280
Speaker 1: enough away from the screen that's good and made you feel.

618
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 1: I wish I could like do movie reviews somewhere where

619
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 1: they're just reviewed based on how motion sick they made me.

620
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:15,440
Speaker 1: It should just be you in the front row of

621
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:20,760
Speaker 1: every movie reviewing it that shaky camp as an Orlando bitch.

622
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: You love the thrill, okay, so the rides that really

623
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 1: make me autely you might and I'm sen citizens right,

624
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 1: is crazy? The Simpsons, Right, I thought I was going

625
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 1: to pass and pass away and I almost passed away

626
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,400
Speaker 1: on that. I like to close my eyes. Yes, I

627
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 1: feel like we need to apologize to Ned for calling

628
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:51,759
Speaker 1: him is perfect. No, I am very sense I said

629
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 1: that my way into pop culture was Joanie Mitchell. But

630
00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 1: we didn't say we didn't mean sensitive in the pejorative

631
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:04,759
Speaker 1: at all. What's pejorative like negative? You know? No, I

632
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 1: didn't mean pejorative at all. I did not mean that pejorative.

633
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 1: I love sensitive that I am actually very soon. We

634
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:15,359
Speaker 1: weren't being We weren't being pernicious. I know, I know.

635
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what a word. What's nets deal? The millennium?

636
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 1: The millennium? J Mitchell? Um, that's great that you were

637
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 1: able to be so dynamic as to contain the multitudes

638
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 1: of I like Joni Mitchell, but would like to ride

639
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 1: and maybe even drive the money and would love to

640
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 1: drive it. Yeah, it would be my honor. Now, you

641
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 1: guys started writing new stuff as soon as the album

642
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 1: came out. Do we have a timeline on the next release,

643
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:52,760
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, the next album released album? Yes, well,

644
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 1: we have to keep writing and then we also have

645
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 1: to just raise capital as they stay in the biz

646
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: to pay for an album. Yeah, it does. It all

647
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 1: just go to like to studio stuff. Yeah. We recorded

648
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 1: our first album at a studio called the Relic Room

649
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 1: Studio where we also record the Story by Its podcast

650
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 1: and uh, we just like want in the same vein

651
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 1: of like wanting the music to sound like a music

652
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 1: we wanted to be recorded. Well, yeah, that's a good studio.

653
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 1: It's a great studio. Okay, I think it's a great great. Great.

654
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 1: I've started to realize that asking people about process is

655
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 1: like impossible because basically all you're asking is how, oh

656
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 1: I read this? I read I read lesson like I

657
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:51,319
Speaker 1: love Did you read it? Read it bad? Have you

658
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 1: read it? I think Matt, you should read it. Matt

659
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 1: would love it. I think you would do. What is

660
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 1: it about? It's a game and a game, and it's

661
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:04,359
Speaker 1: it's a about this um, this gay author who is

662
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,400
Speaker 1: turning fifty and he's having this like a bit of

663
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 1: a midlife crisis around like aging is like a gay man,

664
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:13,919
Speaker 1: and then his ex lover is getting married. He starts

665
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 1: freaking out. So then he goes on this book tour

666
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,840
Speaker 1: around the world in order to escape that and like

667
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:22,120
Speaker 1: to think about what it means to like go into

668
00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 1: middle age. And then it's like a really beautiful meditation

669
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:30,040
Speaker 1: on that. Yeah, it's really funny. It's so funny. It's

670
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 1: really funny. I love that it's a book about what

671
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:36,759
Speaker 1: it's like to feel sorry for yourself well also recognizing

672
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 1: that it's shitty to feel sorry for yourself when you

673
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 1: have a lot of privilege. Yes, yeah, I think it

674
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:45,720
Speaker 1: grapples with that very well, where he's like, I don't matter,

675
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,960
Speaker 1: and I don't deserve to feel this way. But the

676
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:51,239
Speaker 1: thing is, like I've this is something that I've sort

677
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,799
Speaker 1: of like come around and is like, no, like we're

678
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:57,720
Speaker 1: not walking around thinking while I shouldn't feel bad because

679
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 1: I'm so privileged like that, Like it's still you're still

680
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 1: in a lived in experience where it's like I'm going

681
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 1: through a shitty time that has, for the most part,

682
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 1: might not have to do with my identity. I mean

683
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 1: maybe it mean, of course it does, but it's that

684
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 1: actually is more harmful to say, let me ignore my

685
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 1: feelings because it's it's because because they could be worse. Yeah,

686
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:22,919
Speaker 1: I think you make yourself sick. Yeah, yeah, well that's

687
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 1: exactly I do think that. Like the complexities of all

688
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,240
Speaker 1: of that is what that book is about. And also

689
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: it's funny and sweet and the ending is an incredible

690
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:37,359
Speaker 1: love story. Is sexy you have to not sexy? It's

691
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 1: pretty sexy. Yeah, some it's not, like it's not shades,

692
00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 1: but like what happens in that book, like yeah, kind

693
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 1: of a contemplative inner look at like privilege and and

694
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:01,719
Speaker 1: also what it's like to put an egg in your vagina. Famously,

695
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 1: we went to go see Fifty Shades of Gray when

696
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,359
Speaker 1: it came out with an A Dresden on Valentine's Day,

697
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:09,759
Speaker 1: Anna Dresden and I'll never forget the moment when three

698
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: quarters of the way through the film, after eight hundred

699
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 1: sex scenes, a little boy in the back of the

700
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:17,759
Speaker 1: theater was like, Daddy, I need to go to the bedroom.

701
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 1: Everyone everyone in the theater was like. Everyone screamed. It was.

702
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 1: It was the most cathartic thing we've ever been a

703
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 1: part of. It was so funny, it was very hilarious.

704
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 1: Everyone was horrified, just like you. I love nothing more

705
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 1: than a gasp prom It just washed over the whole audience.

706
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 1: It was so fabulous. That's so terrible fabulous. And speaking

707
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:51,480
Speaker 1: of washing over an audience, I think that it's time

708
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:53,880
Speaker 1: for you to wash another song over us your audio.

709
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a dream. The thing about this

710
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:04,759
Speaker 1: song is that it's incredibly niche. Don't don't niche? What

711
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: is it? Because I always said niche and then people

712
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:14,480
Speaker 1: say niche like as two niche people, we can tell

713
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 1: you that it's when people as two people. You are

714
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:23,880
Speaker 1: constantly told by TV networks and that you which means gay.

715
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 1: When did you come out as niche general two years ago.

716
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:34,000
Speaker 1: Did your parents have a hard time like accepting that

717
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,960
Speaker 1: you were. Yeah, they were like for a long time.

718
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 1: It was harder than when I came out it's gay. Yeah,

719
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 1: my parents were like, we're sending you to an ex

720
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 1: niche therapist in Colorado Springs and it's like really informed

721
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:50,640
Speaker 1: my identity as an adult. Um. Now, tell us about

722
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:53,440
Speaker 1: this niche song. Well, I don't want to say too

723
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 1: much about it, but it is a prayer. Yes, And

724
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 1: you guys are very religious. We are act fremely religious.

725
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 1: It's a big part of what we do. Yeah, we

726
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,799
Speaker 1: sort of haven't touched on that, but we're both like

727
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:11,320
Speaker 1: very Christian. Yes, well, God's real. God is real, and

728
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 1: I hope you're ready for us to take you to church.

729
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 1: Thank you. This is Friends with. She SIPs the dry

730
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:34,360
Speaker 1: martini in the corner she has and smiles at the

731
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 1: major they candle light flickers cross her velvet bowler hat.

732
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:49,239
Speaker 1: Who is she? Patty lavel La Lie La Lie Light

733
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:53,320
Speaker 1: Lie Lie Lie Light Li Li Li Li Lil blatty Lave,

734
00:45:55,200 --> 00:46:03,840
Speaker 1: Patty Lave. It's just another Wednesday night at Suraty, just

735
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:10,400
Speaker 1: another grueling to show day. She limply gives a wave

736
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:14,720
Speaker 1: to an old friend across the dining room. Bad friend

737
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:21,080
Speaker 1: is Victor Garber La La La Li Light Li Light

738
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 1: Lie Light Light La Lie Light Lie Light. Patty Love

739
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 1: Patty Love, pon one, Patty and Lapone. In nineteen forty nine,

740
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 1: she went to Junieard Group one. She's been in everything

741
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:49,200
Speaker 1: from Gypsy to leys a Hobbler. The most importantly, Lie,

742
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 1: you think it's lawn order. That feels like kind of

743
00:46:55,000 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 1: homophobic for musical theater star Patty Lapone. Excuse me, you're

744
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 1: calling me homophobic. It is actually extremely sexist of you

745
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:09,879
Speaker 1: to think that a woman could be homophobic. Plus, she's

746
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 1: very known for law in Order, like she has a

747
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 1: guest starring arc on spuk Okay, what's her character's name?

748
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 1: If you're such a fan, Wow, Ruth Miller a d

749
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 1: A bitch Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie, Ruthe Miller

750
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 1: bay By Batty Love. She looks around the bar. It's

751
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 1: time to pack it in. She turns to her friend Shawn,

752
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:53,280
Speaker 1: a twenty four year old game. She says, if there's

753
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:57,279
Speaker 1: one thing that I have learned in my career, it's

754
00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 1: called me a fucking cab. I'm Patty lovel Li Li

755
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:17,040
Speaker 1: Li Li Li Li, Batty Love, Baddy Love, everybody live,

756
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 1: don't cry for me, Daddy love. Oh my gosh, thank

757
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:37,479
Speaker 1: you for singing with us that I forgot the words

758
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:40,880
Speaker 1: for a second. But that's the magic of live theater,

759
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:45,320
Speaker 1: the live podcast. Where does that come from? Did you

760
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 1: actually observe Patty lapon in her natural habitat of sartis?

761
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:52,640
Speaker 1: I actually did see Patty Laponent's sardis. It was actually

762
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:55,800
Speaker 1: one of the crazier celebrities. Iding like it was the

763
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:59,440
Speaker 1: most predictable actually to see Patty Loon, It's already meaningful

764
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:02,920
Speaker 1: but me, but I was like, I'm usually not that

765
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,479
Speaker 1: shocked by seeing a celebrity in New York, but seeing

766
00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:09,839
Speaker 1: Patty the pone in a bowler hats like real icon.

767
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 1: Well you know what it is. It's when I think

768
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 1: about when I see a celebrity, I'm like, have I

769
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 1: have I seen this person in a room with hundreds,

770
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 1: if not thousands of people where we're all focused on

771
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:27,640
Speaker 1: this one person, and now am I like within feet

772
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 1: of them? If the answer is yes, and I'm like,

773
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 1: this is crazy and this is so overwhelming that like

774
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 1: someone who has been so that I've seen so on

775
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 1: display in my room. Yeah, suddenly I'm like within feet

776
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 1: of them. I'm like, oh, that's nuts. I don't know,

777
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:42,320
Speaker 1: that's my that's my weird thing with well, it feels

778
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:45,920
Speaker 1: crazy to see famous people like at all. Something Like

779
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:48,200
Speaker 1: I've seen famous people where I'm like, yeah, I mean,

780
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:51,960
Speaker 1: obviously this famous person exists, and then others where I'm like,

781
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,320
Speaker 1: it's actually impossible to me that they're a flesh of

782
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 1: blood person that's standing here. Patty is one of those

783
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:01,040
Speaker 1: people when you see a celebrity mule couple times, like

784
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 1: in person, You're like, that's not the same person I saw,

785
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,360
Speaker 1: but it fully is like I've seen Kelly Clarkson in

786
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:10,480
Speaker 1: person ten or eleven times, and I think she might

787
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 1: keeping replaced, Oh my god, but it is like Kelly

788
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 1: I saw in Los Angeles and she was fully different

789
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 1: and she but she was the same Kelly Clarkson that

790
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 1: we saw at the view And yet there she was,

791
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 1: and yet that she was. It's just crazy that she's

792
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 1: out there living a life right now because I loves

793
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:37,640
Speaker 1: I like, Patty Lapone is doing something right now, right now.

794
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 1: That's so, are you guys, Patty Fans of her but

795
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:48,520
Speaker 1: I'll say this, Um, I'm a huge Patty Lapone fan.

796
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:51,320
Speaker 1: But the one time I saw her stage was a

797
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 1: matinee of Gypsy, and I felt like I didn't live

798
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:57,280
Speaker 1: up to what I wanted. I loved her in Gypsy

799
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:00,319
Speaker 1: and saw it twice. Someone told me something saw her

800
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 1: and something and she had a cold, and she was, Oh, yes,

801
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 1: where is okay? Then tell the story. I saw Gypsy.

802
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 1: I saw Gypsy on Broadway twice, and the second time

803
00:51:09,120 --> 00:51:10,759
Speaker 1: she had a cold and she held a tissue the

804
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 1: entire time and incorporated it. And she famously like doesn't ever,

805
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:21,759
Speaker 1: like she never calls out of shows, So she was

806
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 1: sick and still went and she just incorporated this tissue

807
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 1: into the character and would kind of like blow her

808
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 1: nose and sneeze and very Juilliard and it was amazing.

809
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 1: Thirty years at the beginning. Yeah, Mama Rose, and stop

810
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:43,600
Speaker 1: taking pictures. I just love her so much. She does

811
00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 1: the most iconic performance I think at that Kennedy Center

812
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:50,759
Speaker 1: honors Barbara Cook. Oh my god, Yes, I'm gonna love

813
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:55,840
Speaker 1: you like nobody loves you. Come right, you know I

814
00:51:55,920 --> 00:52:00,279
Speaker 1: didn't do it right. She's amazing. She's amazing. She she's

815
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:02,840
Speaker 1: you know what, the best part my favorite part of

816
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:05,719
Speaker 1: about Patty. My favorite thing about Patty is that she's

817
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:10,760
Speaker 1: amazing in interviews, an incredible watch what Happens Live interview

818
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:22,000
Speaker 1: before Madonna mana movie killer. Yeah, and then she described

819
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:24,719
Speaker 1: like the first time they ever met, and and like

820
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:27,239
Speaker 1: she she said that Madonna only said to her, I'm

821
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:32,239
Speaker 1: taller than you. Oh my god. I saw in War

822
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 1: Paint too, which was like that was paint. I felt

823
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 1: that that was the story of me and Bowen. Yeah,

824
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:43,359
Speaker 1: we were a show called Knights that was very okay. Yes,

825
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 1: actually I saw the first Night Soap and okay, well

826
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:52,239
Speaker 1: first and anyone, I hope no one listening worked very

827
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:54,560
Speaker 1: hard on War Paint because I will say Night Soap

828
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:58,359
Speaker 1: was like good War Paint. I felt that, even though

829
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 1: I didn't see War Paint were the whole time. The

830
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 1: songs in Night Soap were more memorable than the songs

831
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 1: in War Pain, which we didn't have any There were

832
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 1: not any song. There was a fight scene, there wasn't

833
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:18,360
Speaker 1: with a break with break and gun in space we

834
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:22,759
Speaker 1: have to do that was amazing, Thank you. I can't

835
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 1: believe we did it once for like seventy people Night

836
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:29,279
Speaker 1: Soap was a play that Bow and I wrote for

837
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 1: Arsenalva and Fest two years ago. Two years ago where yeah,

838
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:37,840
Speaker 1: where we played UM two women, um a warring matriarchs

839
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 1: of two chocolate dynasties. I was Barbara Hershey, who was

840
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:45,360
Speaker 1: also the actress, and I was Nesley, And basically what

841
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:48,080
Speaker 1: happened was they were old, old, old friends who came

842
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 1: up with a patent for a chocolate that could be

843
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:54,400
Speaker 1: edible in space, transportable and edible in space. But the

844
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 1: thing is like their husbands were constantly having conflict because

845
00:53:57,239 --> 00:54:00,360
Speaker 1: they were Mr Hershey and Mr Nesley, and so they

846
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 1: were like, well, let's get together and like sort of

847
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:06,320
Speaker 1: like figure this out because the men certainly can't. And

848
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:08,400
Speaker 1: over the course of the first scene, which is the

849
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 1: first act, you find out that was that I was

850
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:16,879
Speaker 1: sucking yourself. I was sucking her son. And then then

851
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:21,759
Speaker 1: the communication breaks down and it's not until second act

852
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,680
Speaker 1: in the Alps and A where we see each other again.

853
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 1: This show was so funny. Thank you. It's truly, I

854
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 1: keep saying this, It's the only thing that I look

855
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:39,239
Speaker 1: back on that I'm like proud of that. Like two

856
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 1: months ago and I was like this holds up, you think, so, yeah,

857
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:45,359
Speaker 1: it needs to. And then of course the third act

858
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:48,400
Speaker 1: spoiler alert, takes place in space and there is a

859
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 1: fight to the death and we have a full space

860
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:54,560
Speaker 1: were wearing body body, and then there's a there's a

861
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 1: twist ending that I'm so proud. There's a huge twist ending.

862
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:02,800
Speaker 1: The people gasped, yeah, I was shocked. We won't spoil

863
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 1: it because you guys should do it again or maybe

864
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:09,959
Speaker 1: that's your that's what you that's your niche pitch to networks. Yes,

865
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 1: literally with one production company I will not say which,

866
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 1: and I described the idea and they were for they

867
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 1: liked it. Okay, I'll tell you who it was later,

868
00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:24,640
Speaker 1: but maybe it'll be on some sort of niche network

869
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:26,640
Speaker 1: near you sometimes. Okay, but this was going to get

870
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:28,239
Speaker 1: me into my thing before we talked about less and

871
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:31,840
Speaker 1: this is actually a great segue into your guys writing process.

872
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:33,520
Speaker 1: And like the thing that they say and less is like,

873
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 1: what else is there to ask a writer except how

874
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:40,840
Speaker 1: like I feel like, do you guys have a streamlined

875
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,320
Speaker 1: way of like writing your stuff or is it like

876
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:44,880
Speaker 1: more like just like you guys are playing around with

877
00:55:44,960 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 1: different ideas? Um both, Yeah, I feel like it's often

878
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 1: it has often been that we we have like an

879
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:57,440
Speaker 1: idea and kind of with that idea like a genre,

880
00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 1: or we're like that's the Sarah McLaughlin's or what where

881
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 1: it is, and then we kind of riff on that.

882
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:07,279
Speaker 1: But then we also there's also been ones where like

883
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 1: we have an idea and it's a little more fully

884
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,880
Speaker 1: formed and then we help the other like bring it

885
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 1: to life. But it's often us like really just at

886
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:22,919
Speaker 1: a guitar and with a computer open, like improvising stuff. Yeah,

887
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 1: because sometimes it's like sometimes it will be me being

888
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:29,040
Speaker 1: like I want to write a song about about how

889
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:33,080
Speaker 1: like treating like staying up all night worrying about stuff

890
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 1: is a is like a type of self care, Like

891
00:56:36,239 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 1: let's write that and then we'll sit down and write it.

892
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:39,440
Speaker 1: Or it'll be ned being like, can we write a

893
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:42,359
Speaker 1: song about the movie step Mom? And then and then

894
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,279
Speaker 1: we'll do that, or like we just did we just

895
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:46,880
Speaker 1: wrote a song about Marie Condo that was literally because

896
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:51,080
Speaker 1: that was like making fun of me for doing and

897
00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 1: he was like, I just like what you're doing whole

898
00:56:57,880 --> 00:57:02,600
Speaker 1: is the whole? Yes, yeah, but no, I think I

899
00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:04,440
Speaker 1: also believe in you I think, thank you so much.

900
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:06,600
Speaker 1: I'm trying to change my life and you are actively

901
00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 1: keeping me no. I want, I want, I really want

902
00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:13,080
Speaker 1: you to change your life. We all does really need

903
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:15,920
Speaker 1: you to change change your life. But Ned was like,

904
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:19,240
Speaker 1: I just like, I think that I just want Marikondo

905
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 1: to like come over and scream at me. And then

906
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 1: like we're like, well, that's the whole song, and then

907
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 1: we wrote it in. It just feels like everyone wants

908
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:29,439
Speaker 1: Marie Conda to really like dumb right now, you should

909
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 1: be able to do that one. We could try. We

910
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:35,200
Speaker 1: could try to do it right now, trying to do

911
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:37,520
Speaker 1: a little quite Okay, I'm going to forget. I'm going

912
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:44,040
Speaker 1: to forget the words what's our key? Okay, let them

913
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 1: do it. You gonna come with us. I want to

914
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:57,880
Speaker 1: scream at me and tell me that I've been bad, bad.

915
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 1: I want Marie Condo to write a letter to my

916
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:09,760
Speaker 1: parents and tell them I'm a messy piece of ship.

917
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 1: I want Marie Condo to convict me of a crime

918
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:22,600
Speaker 1: I didn't come in and put me in jail for

919
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 1: my whole life. I want Marie Condo to look me

920
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:33,640
Speaker 1: dead in the eyes and say, you don't spark joy.

921
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:41,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna, don't you watch. I want Marie Condo to

922
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:47,360
Speaker 1: scream at me and tell me that I've been a

923
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:54,320
Speaker 1: bad bad boy. I want Marie Condo to drive me

924
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:59,000
Speaker 1: to a jump and throw me in the dump and

925
00:58:59,120 --> 00:59:11,280
Speaker 1: then I'll find may be free beef free. Yes, okay,

926
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:14,800
Speaker 1: we sort of know the lric that I like that

927
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:19,480
Speaker 1: news friends to a folk song and also I vividly

928
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:21,400
Speaker 1: pictured someone looking I think this would be a good

929
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:25,800
Speaker 1: reality show, but recondable with friendships. So it's like you

930
00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 1: have to look someone in the eye. It's like you've

931
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:30,120
Speaker 1: decided that out of your five friends, three of them

932
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 1: don't spark joy to them. You have it seems so

933
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:39,480
Speaker 1: excited to do that, like you have friends, but you

934
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:45,640
Speaker 1: have too many friends. I think that's called boundary. I

935
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:49,120
Speaker 1: love I've I've reconded my room too, I did. Did

936
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:52,440
Speaker 1: you like it? But I do? I believe in it.

937
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:56,000
Speaker 1: I believe I think it works. I think you're the

938
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:59,520
Speaker 1: way you're living spaces organized as a direct reflection of

939
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:03,920
Speaker 1: your mentor whole state, and it's it's helped. Yeah, I

940
01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:06,080
Speaker 1: don't know. I just like I did the whole thing

941
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 1: where I put everything on my bed, went through the

942
01:00:08,320 --> 01:00:11,080
Speaker 1: stuff I wanted to keep. And I'm honestly thinking that

943
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 1: like all these good wills in churches, in places, these donations,

944
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:17,360
Speaker 1: places are like overwhelmed right now. Yeah, I'm just tossing

945
01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:22,640
Speaker 1: in the trash. Is that bad? Yes? I don't want

946
01:00:22,680 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 1: them to go to I don't think that's great. I

947
01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 1: think the idea is not the way to go. But

948
01:00:33,560 --> 01:00:41,720
Speaker 1: like projection, yeah, I feel like the soup kitchen, Like

949
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:44,240
Speaker 1: they're getting a lot of monetary donations right now. So

950
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:47,120
Speaker 1: I'm just taking my money and I'm burning it. Not no,

951
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:49,480
Speaker 1: this is the thing. It's not that I'm bringing. If

952
01:00:49,520 --> 01:00:53,800
Speaker 1: I were bringing money to the good will, be like, no,

953
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,479
Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying. I think that it's fine

954
01:00:56,560 --> 01:00:58,120
Speaker 1: because I think that I think it's fine to take

955
01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:00,040
Speaker 1: stuff there, even if they are overwhelmed. They think a

956
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:05,120
Speaker 1: lot of those places have the means to recycle sure textiles,

957
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:07,360
Speaker 1: and a lot of these places, a lot of the

958
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:11,200
Speaker 1: good wells I hear just toss most good they just

959
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:13,680
Speaker 1: throw it in the garb. They do. They do. That's

960
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:17,240
Speaker 1: very You're performing a surface. I am h and them

961
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:24,520
Speaker 1: recycles used textiles. Oh I should have done that. I

962
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:27,080
Speaker 1: think it's fine, I've definitely thrown like old underwear and

963
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:29,320
Speaker 1: like it doesn't matter I have. I mean, I save

964
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:31,240
Speaker 1: all my old underwear. I throw it in a basket

965
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:35,480
Speaker 1: to save it for dinner. I save it for dinner.

966
01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:41,440
Speaker 1: I can't get enough of the stuff. Whole thirties, whole

967
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:48,040
Speaker 1: whole eating. Yeah, because I'm even thirty beers of underwear

968
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:52,840
Speaker 1: this month, and that's you're glowing, and that's sometimes it

969
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:54,440
Speaker 1: gets really late at night and I feild my stomach

970
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:55,920
Speaker 1: talked around and I'm like, I really want to eat

971
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:58,960
Speaker 1: my underwear, right, but you can't because it's one a day.

972
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:01,680
Speaker 1: I have a service coming tomorrow to pick up all

973
01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:05,760
Speaker 1: the clothes that I'm Marie condoed because I did it

974
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:09,600
Speaker 1: with my clothes. I did before the documentary. I did

975
01:02:09,640 --> 01:02:11,280
Speaker 1: it before anyone was even talking about it. I did

976
01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:15,600
Speaker 1: it weeks ago. Aren't you cool? Aren't you that it's

977
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:23,320
Speaker 1: a reality? It's yeah, who is? I think she is

978
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:26,400
Speaker 1: stunning And I think she's the nicest. She's the sweetest

979
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:29,600
Speaker 1: soul on the planet. Doesn't judge anybody. Yeah, it's like

980
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:32,120
Speaker 1: she loves kids. She loves kids. She's like, Okay, we'll

981
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:35,120
Speaker 1: work through this. Has helped it helped this gay couple.

982
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:39,160
Speaker 1: It was so cute. My god, I love her. I

983
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:43,320
Speaker 1: also love I love that the show. I love she

984
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:46,840
Speaker 1: speaks in Japanese, which I love. I love that. It's like,

985
01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:49,080
Speaker 1: you're going to watch subtitles. We're not like forcing this.

986
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:52,840
Speaker 1: It feels very like an Unamerican thing to let foreign

987
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:56,720
Speaker 1: person just speak their native tongue in a popular show.

988
01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:59,080
Speaker 1: You know what. It also feels very Unamerican about it,

989
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:01,480
Speaker 1: Like the week it came out last week, like all

990
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:03,520
Speaker 1: these people I was talking to, all these people I

991
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:06,160
Speaker 1: was talking to, were like, it just feels like it

992
01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:07,920
Speaker 1: just feels like it's it's the same thing over and

993
01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,320
Speaker 1: over again. There's no conflict. I'm like, yeah, that's okay.

994
01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:12,880
Speaker 1: It's very British. It's British. It's very Asian for this

995
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:14,240
Speaker 1: thing to be like, you're just going to watch these

996
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:17,560
Speaker 1: people improve their lives and not put up a fight.

997
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:20,680
Speaker 1: They're just going to be like, oh yeah, it's just

998
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:23,280
Speaker 1: as easy as folding your clothes specific way and putting

999
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:27,880
Speaker 1: it somewhere else and like putting our papers in a box. Great,

1000
01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:31,120
Speaker 1: and then like that's it and they're happier. Yeah, Americans

1001
01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:34,720
Speaker 1: love to be traumatized by television, and I get and

1002
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 1: that's me, Like, I love that's me. I love to

1003
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:40,840
Speaker 1: be absolutely traumatized every time I watched TV. But it's

1004
01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:48,520
Speaker 1: a nice reprieve. Do you like trauma? Trauma is going

1005
01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:51,800
Speaker 1: to be big and it's going to feel great. Yeah,

1006
01:03:53,600 --> 01:04:00,440
Speaker 1: I love like hard dramas. TNT we know trauma? You

1007
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:07,840
Speaker 1: just asked trauma welcome. Do you like trauma? Are you

1008
01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:11,960
Speaker 1: a fan of trauma? Do you like comedy, drama or trauma?

1009
01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:18,720
Speaker 1: I'm actually writing a new hour long trauma. I'm writing

1010
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:30,640
Speaker 1: a trauma traumama. Yes, it's where you really dig deep

1011
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:33,520
Speaker 1: and then write like a whole show about your butt

1012
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:36,400
Speaker 1: hole for no reason. Why aren't you guys going to

1013
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:42,680
Speaker 1: have kids? Who says we don't? Oh, we had kids together,

1014
01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:44,919
Speaker 1: and that was the first part of the collaboration. We said,

1015
01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:46,080
Speaker 1: if we're going to do this, we need to have

1016
01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:51,600
Speaker 1: created something first. You know. I'm in this place now

1017
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:55,480
Speaker 1: where I saw I saw my sister with with my

1018
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:59,080
Speaker 1: beautiful niece, and I was like, niece, gorgeous niece, but

1019
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:07,320
Speaker 1: one of the top five nieces. I'm like, I don't

1020
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:10,280
Speaker 1: think I want this. I literally the other day decided

1021
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:13,560
Speaker 1: I didn't want children. What was the deciding factor for you? Okay?

1022
01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:18,360
Speaker 1: I watched like a parent and his son run across

1023
01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:21,040
Speaker 1: the street and the sun like accidentally, like ran a

1024
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:22,520
Speaker 1: little bit in front of his dad, and his dad

1025
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:24,720
Speaker 1: knocked him over and the kid blopped on the ground,

1026
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:27,680
Speaker 1: and the dad did that thing of like freaking out

1027
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:29,720
Speaker 1: because he thought the kid might have been hurt, but

1028
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:32,320
Speaker 1: the kid was absolutely fine, and then he freaked the

1029
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:35,080
Speaker 1: kid out and the kids started screaming, and I was like, God,

1030
01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:38,240
Speaker 1: I can't do this because I'd be knocking my kid

1031
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:40,720
Speaker 1: over all the dude off fucking day, Get out of

1032
01:05:40,760 --> 01:05:45,000
Speaker 1: my Yeah, I'm going where I'm going. You never walk

1033
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:48,480
Speaker 1: in front of a star. No, don't walk in front

1034
01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:51,600
Speaker 1: of the Yeah. That's the thing is, it's like I

1035
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:54,720
Speaker 1: would want my kid to have their daddy be a star. Yeah.

1036
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:58,680
Speaker 1: I feel I feel like really crazy that if I

1037
01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:02,760
Speaker 1: have kids, they're parents will work in entertainment. I don't

1038
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:05,920
Speaker 1: know if you have if I had kids, Like, I

1039
01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:09,040
Speaker 1: just feel like parents are supposed to be like accountants

1040
01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:13,240
Speaker 1: and lawyers and like actuaries, which is like what my

1041
01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:15,240
Speaker 1: dad did, like a very boring job that I never

1042
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:18,680
Speaker 1: could describe or understand, and the fact that if I

1043
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:20,160
Speaker 1: have kids, they're going to have to be like my

1044
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:23,800
Speaker 1: parents are, like writers or whatever. It makes me feel

1045
01:06:23,800 --> 01:06:29,400
Speaker 1: sick to my that's interesting. My dad does most fatal murder. Yeah,

1046
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:32,600
Speaker 1: my dad. My dad actually hosts the Onion podcast, which

1047
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:36,800
Speaker 1: is in its um fiftieth season, and he makes a

1048
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:40,800
Speaker 1: million dollars a second. But that's my dad, you know.

1049
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:44,320
Speaker 1: And yet you still try for baby. Yeah, I'm constant

1050
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:48,760
Speaker 1: trying right now. We're trying in this whole time. Yeah,

1051
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:50,960
Speaker 1: you're doing that thing of like trying to, you know,

1052
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:55,320
Speaker 1: make it, make it get there and make it swim.

1053
01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:59,120
Speaker 1: I saw lot who's talking? I know that when you

1054
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:05,960
Speaker 1: have sex and animated sperm swim one of the great songs,

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01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:08,960
Speaker 1: A classic. I've never seen it either. Well, it has

1056
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:18,400
Speaker 1: a disgusting animation. It's really bad. Inception what they call it.

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01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:20,680
Speaker 1: They call it when you get pregnant, a neebrious inception,

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01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:26,520
Speaker 1: not pejorative. Ned and Ethan. Oh no, this is really.

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01:07:27,040 --> 01:07:31,320
Speaker 1: Are you guys married, engaged? Maybe something has been together.

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01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:34,400
Speaker 1: We've been together for like three and a half year.

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Speaker 1: You don't think you want to get married? Beautiful or

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01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:45,080
Speaker 1: very joy Yeah? Blue, Yeah, that was all about not

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Speaker 1: wanting to get married. Um, yeah, I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: definitely want I like love kids, and I often see

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01:07:53,160 --> 01:07:55,440
Speaker 1: kids and I want them like hypothetically, but if I

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01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:59,640
Speaker 1: actually check in with like the nitty gritty of what

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Speaker 1: have a kid would be. And I have nieces and

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01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:04,680
Speaker 1: I love hanging out with him and then giving them back,

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Speaker 1: and I think that's enough. I told Sudi. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I I will be like the very fun uncle of

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Speaker 1: your kid. Because we were talking about this the other night.

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01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:17,840
Speaker 1: We were all hanging out, me, Bone and Sudie. We're

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01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:20,280
Speaker 1: watching TV and we were saying, like, I told that

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01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:22,240
Speaker 1: story about how I watched this kid got knocked over

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01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:24,519
Speaker 1: by his dad and like, dealing with that emotional situation

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01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:27,160
Speaker 1: is not something I'm wanting. And it's like I feel

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01:08:27,240 --> 01:08:30,360
Speaker 1: like now, like I'll be twenty nine, Like I think

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Speaker 1: at some point if I if I really wanted kids,

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01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:34,360
Speaker 1: like I would have started thinking about it more. And

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Speaker 1: Sudi is someone who's always known she's wanted the children.

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Speaker 1: It's like like either no, deep down in your heart

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01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:41,600
Speaker 1: you want them, or you don't. Yeah, there's there's that

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01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:44,040
Speaker 1: Nikki Glazer joke that I think it's really funny where

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01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:47,640
Speaker 1: she's like everyone wants a kid, but like you need

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01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:50,920
Speaker 1: to tell people that, like, yeah, that cute baby is

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01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:54,400
Speaker 1: just gonna be like a guy named Doug, like like

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01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:57,160
Speaker 1: like that's the reason why the why we exist is

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01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:58,920
Speaker 1: because their parents were like, we want a kid, we

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01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:00,680
Speaker 1: want a baby, we want to baby, but they just

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01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:02,880
Speaker 1: become a shitty adult. But then you just you don't

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01:09:02,920 --> 01:09:05,800
Speaker 1: realize that a dog, yeah yeah, but then like but

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01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:11,960
Speaker 1: then like most babies become like dogs. But isn't that

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01:09:12,040 --> 01:09:14,760
Speaker 1: really there's something real about that where it's like you're

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01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:16,960
Speaker 1: putting out a life into the world and then like

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01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:19,800
Speaker 1: that you're so responsible for the way that that person

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01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:22,400
Speaker 1: moves through it. It's like, or your baby could grow

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01:09:22,439 --> 01:09:25,200
Speaker 1: up to become Glenn Close, Oh my god, can you imagine?

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01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:29,759
Speaker 1: That's like always the anti abortion people though, they're always

1099
01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:33,680
Speaker 1: like what if that? What if your kid grew up

1100
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:36,519
Speaker 1: to be like could win a Golden Globe for the wife?

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01:09:37,479 --> 01:09:41,560
Speaker 1: Your kid could cure cancer or win a globe. I

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01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:45,120
Speaker 1: would love to have a son who is obsessed with me,

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01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:49,679
Speaker 1: though I think you're going to I would love a Gayson.

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01:09:50,320 --> 01:09:55,400
Speaker 1: You would want a ges No, I said, no, no, no,

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01:09:55,600 --> 01:10:01,479
Speaker 1: this isn't family. This is the family. The families don't

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01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:03,920
Speaker 1: where I'm like, I wouldn't want a gay son, No,

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01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:07,160
Speaker 1: I would love any sort of child um who was

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01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:11,720
Speaker 1: obsessed with me. Yes, Now, I truly think we would

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01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:15,639
Speaker 1: all make great parents. I think I would a child together,

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01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:17,800
Speaker 1: you guys. I think I would be a good father.

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01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:20,960
Speaker 1: But it's you know, it would just mean a lot

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01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:24,800
Speaker 1: of sacrifice, of course. Yeah. But there's this thing too,

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01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:28,439
Speaker 1: with with Chiel saying it's like, I don't know if

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Speaker 1: it's fair for the kid, for us, for us to

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Speaker 1: be like we are, we're fucking idiots and where we

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Speaker 1: we we make father and I yea your father and

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01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:40,519
Speaker 1: I we we make our we make a living, like

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01:10:41,439 --> 01:10:45,200
Speaker 1: just sticking around and being on podcasts. Yeah, I like

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01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:48,720
Speaker 1: that we're going to be making our living off of intent. Yeah,

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01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:51,240
Speaker 1: I'd be like, this is this is this is no

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01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:54,040
Speaker 1: hope for the future. Everything anyone has said, a friend,

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01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:56,799
Speaker 1: my court is going to be, you know, struggling forever.

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Speaker 1: Here's son. Here's the most successful thing I did when

1124
01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:02,360
Speaker 1: I when I've been doing comedy. It's called Hottest Female

1125
01:11:02,479 --> 01:11:11,720
Speaker 1: up in Houville. I think about that song everything. It's

1126
01:11:11,760 --> 01:11:15,160
Speaker 1: so good, so good. But I was just thinking about

1127
01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:17,320
Speaker 1: the fact that like having to explain to my offspring

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Speaker 1: that I was doing maybe they'd be proud. Maybe I'd

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01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:24,439
Speaker 1: have to the coolest, most alternative kids. All kids are

1130
01:11:24,560 --> 01:11:30,439
Speaker 1: obsessed with Grinch jokes. All kids I'm thinking about getting

1131
01:11:30,479 --> 01:11:35,439
Speaker 1: into the alt kid world. They've got their finger on

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01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:39,679
Speaker 1: the pulse. Yeah, kids are so cool now, Like that's

1133
01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:42,960
Speaker 1: the thing is, I feel like the generational divide between

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01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:44,960
Speaker 1: us and our kids is going to be like somehow

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01:11:45,080 --> 01:11:48,160
Speaker 1: even further than our parents and us, because they will

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01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:49,720
Speaker 1: have grown up with the Internet and they're going to

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01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:54,000
Speaker 1: be so cool and they're going to make us feel

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01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:58,160
Speaker 1: um shitty about being so old but mean while we're

1139
01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:03,320
Speaker 1: the ones where we think ghosts. Yeah, Like isn't it

1140
01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:05,240
Speaker 1: crazy because it's like all our lives, we thought we

1141
01:12:05,320 --> 01:12:08,880
Speaker 1: were the ones who were like the most advanced. It's

1142
01:12:08,920 --> 01:12:10,840
Speaker 1: just like how it happens with every generation. But it's

1143
01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:14,600
Speaker 1: like in terms of technological advancements, like I thought we

1144
01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:17,719
Speaker 1: were the ones who were like at the front line.

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01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:22,479
Speaker 1: And also like acknowledging the fact that we aren't the

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01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:25,120
Speaker 1: people who are like up to date with like what's

1147
01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:27,680
Speaker 1: going on in technology right now. You know what I mean,

1148
01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:30,560
Speaker 1: like like or acknowledging you're out of touching anyway, like

1149
01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:33,080
Speaker 1: the fact that like like we did. We were at

1150
01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:35,240
Speaker 1: Seek Treatments show last night and they have this whole

1151
01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:37,960
Speaker 1: bit like what's post Malone? Like I don't know what

1152
01:12:38,080 --> 01:12:42,840
Speaker 1: post Malon is, but you know who does millions? And

1153
01:12:42,920 --> 01:12:46,120
Speaker 1: it's hard to it's hard to think famously very young.

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01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:49,280
Speaker 1: I saw it into the Spider Verse, so I know,

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01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:51,280
Speaker 1: so did I And I felt like a kid, like

1156
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:57,880
Speaker 1: an old kid, and like their YouTube stars who like

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01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:01,040
Speaker 1: have who make millions of dollars a year and I've

1158
01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:06,720
Speaker 1: never heard of them. It's really it's really spooky to

1159
01:13:06,880 --> 01:13:21,560
Speaker 1: be so old. It is absolutely no, I really do I.

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Speaker 1: I see what you're saying, though, I think it's very true.

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Speaker 1: Did you find out what post Malogne is singer? Yeah,

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01:13:27,479 --> 01:13:31,080
Speaker 1: he's like this one person I thought it was. He's

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01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:35,760
Speaker 1: kind of a lot of face tattoos. Yeah. I liked

1164
01:13:35,840 --> 01:13:37,880
Speaker 1: his song that was in into the Spider Verse though,

1165
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:42,880
Speaker 1: oh what ahead of go? It's Sunflower. It's the one

1166
01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:45,560
Speaker 1: that sounds like m I A paper Planes but is not.

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01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:51,960
Speaker 1: That's fun. Yeah, that sounds good And I loved into

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01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:54,479
Speaker 1: the Spider verse. I did too. It was like cool,

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01:13:54,840 --> 01:13:58,160
Speaker 1: it was really really fucking beautiful. I want to ask

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01:13:58,160 --> 01:14:00,679
Speaker 1: you guys a question. So there was a Stone article

1171
01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:03,599
Speaker 1: which was the number like the top one hundred most

1172
01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:10,080
Speaker 1: influential songs of um U two thousand two now pop

1173
01:14:10,200 --> 01:14:12,720
Speaker 1: songs or like any genre. What do you think was

1174
01:14:12,840 --> 01:14:16,000
Speaker 1: number one? Like the number one most respect And it

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01:14:16,080 --> 01:14:18,400
Speaker 1: was like a rolling Stone article and it was like,

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01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:22,679
Speaker 1: um they they asked music journalists and musicians and everyone

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01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:25,120
Speaker 1: in the music industry, like they all voted and what

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01:14:25,240 --> 01:14:28,840
Speaker 1: do you think the number one? It was pop, R

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01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:31,560
Speaker 1: and B country, like it was all songs that have

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01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:34,000
Speaker 1: come out as like major releases and like since the

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01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:37,400
Speaker 1: year two thousand, didn't this song Outcast was up there,

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01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:39,320
Speaker 1: but it was paper Planes was really up there to

1183
01:14:39,520 --> 01:14:41,400
Speaker 1: paper Planes, and and there was I think, hey, yeah,

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01:14:41,439 --> 01:14:43,559
Speaker 1: we're both in the top five. Yeah, yeah, it feels

1185
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:46,360
Speaker 1: was it Hit Me Baby one More Time? No? It

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01:14:46,520 --> 01:14:49,880
Speaker 1: was crazy in Love. I said, that actually is a

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01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:57,320
Speaker 1: really good because even ther donut like it's iconic. Yeah,

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01:14:57,920 --> 01:15:00,160
Speaker 1: I love that song. Isn't it where you that? That

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01:15:00,439 --> 01:15:02,840
Speaker 1: was her very first single and yet it kind of

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01:15:02,960 --> 01:15:06,800
Speaker 1: pretty much still is her most iconic song. That I

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01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:09,080
Speaker 1: think it is. Well, I mean, in terms of this article,

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01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:10,840
Speaker 1: they say it is, and I think that if if

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01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:16,000
Speaker 1: you were to announce you would kid kids would say Formation,

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01:15:16,080 --> 01:15:17,800
Speaker 1: which was also on the list. They'd be like, I've

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01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:22,080
Speaker 1: never heard of Crazy and Love. Yeah, a really alter kid,

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01:15:22,280 --> 01:15:25,040
Speaker 1: A really annoying answer to that question will be someone

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01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:31,880
Speaker 1: that's like irreplaceable. No one would say No. People would,

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01:15:31,920 --> 01:15:35,040
Speaker 1: and they would do it to be annoying. Like a

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Speaker 1: lot of people, especially real question number forty, A lot

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01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:43,000
Speaker 1: of people are really annoying and they would say things

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01:15:43,040 --> 01:15:47,040
Speaker 1: like that. I mean, maybe it's just like that, what

1202
01:15:47,240 --> 01:15:50,360
Speaker 1: year did Crazy and Love come out? I just two thousand? Yeah,

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01:15:50,479 --> 01:15:55,240
Speaker 1: that makes sense. I feel really nostalgic for like that.

1204
01:15:58,640 --> 01:16:02,360
Speaker 1: It was so great to do. Yeah, growing up during

1205
01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:05,439
Speaker 1: nine eleven was really cool. It was so great to

1206
01:16:05,479 --> 01:16:08,360
Speaker 1: be a thirteen year old post nine eleven. Um, okay,

1207
01:16:08,439 --> 01:16:15,080
Speaker 1: let's go around. Where were you when When I've told

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Speaker 1: my nine eleven story about how I demanded my mom

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01:16:17,439 --> 01:16:22,760
Speaker 1: take me to the I told her I was like,

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01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:25,000
Speaker 1: I thought she took me out of class early because

1211
01:16:25,200 --> 01:16:28,479
Speaker 1: we were going to knew how excited I was because

1212
01:16:28,479 --> 01:16:30,439
Speaker 1: I've been talking about it for weeks and the Glitter

1213
01:16:30,479 --> 01:16:32,360
Speaker 1: album had come out that day, and I was like, okay.

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01:16:33,080 --> 01:16:34,920
Speaker 1: They were like Matt Rogers for earlier, just Missle and

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01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:37,200
Speaker 1: I was like, that's weird. And my teacher was like,

1216
01:16:37,439 --> 01:16:39,800
Speaker 1: uh huh. And I went downstairs and I was like,

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01:16:40,040 --> 01:16:42,960
Speaker 1: this is not so we could go to Glitter. This

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01:16:43,160 --> 01:16:45,920
Speaker 1: was this was before it was nine eleven, It was

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01:16:46,000 --> 01:16:48,479
Speaker 1: after the It was after both had hit, and my

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01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:50,360
Speaker 1: mom came to get me and I told this on

1221
01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:54,479
Speaker 1: the pod. This is the little hole I'm gonna poke. Um.

1222
01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:57,560
Speaker 1: They didn't just dismiss all of you guys know we

1223
01:16:57,640 --> 01:17:01,640
Speaker 1: were not No, that's not the way they and on

1224
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:03,840
Speaker 1: Long Long Island. And they also didn't tell the kids

1225
01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:06,640
Speaker 1: that had happened. Yeah, they had the same thing and

1226
01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:10,120
Speaker 1: you were released. You got they got out of early.

1227
01:17:10,240 --> 01:17:12,679
Speaker 1: They didn't tell us, but they were like everyone goes sick.

1228
01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:18,320
Speaker 1: I found out because I went upstairs. I had banned

1229
01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:21,160
Speaker 1: class and I left my trumpet in my home room

1230
01:17:21,520 --> 01:17:24,040
Speaker 1: and so I go up and then the TV was on.

1231
01:17:24,240 --> 01:17:25,920
Speaker 1: No one was in the room, but it was people

1232
01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:29,920
Speaker 1: running away from from the second tower being hit. And

1233
01:17:30,040 --> 01:17:33,880
Speaker 1: then I just was like, oh my god, something is happening. Yeah,

1234
01:17:33,920 --> 01:17:36,240
Speaker 1: Oh my God, they did not tell us that. That

1235
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:38,800
Speaker 1: was like a controversial thing that people were talking about

1236
01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:40,960
Speaker 1: in the weeks afterwards. That was like whether or not

1237
01:17:41,080 --> 01:17:42,880
Speaker 1: they should have let everyone know, But the fact of

1238
01:17:42,920 --> 01:17:47,200
Speaker 1: the they didn't want to say anything over the loudspeaker

1239
01:17:47,280 --> 01:17:50,400
Speaker 1: because because honestly, I was from the island and it's

1240
01:17:50,520 --> 01:17:52,920
Speaker 1: very possible that someone could have had someone that worked there,

1241
01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:55,759
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Because then then you panic

1242
01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:58,080
Speaker 1: the kids, you know what I mean. And I think

1243
01:17:58,120 --> 01:17:59,600
Speaker 1: that is the right thing. I think it was the

1244
01:17:59,680 --> 01:18:01,960
Speaker 1: right call. That is true. Yeah, they didn't tell us,

1245
01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:05,519
Speaker 1: but then everyone was like I heard, because we weren't

1246
01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:08,040
Speaker 1: like on lockdown, and they were like, I heard that

1247
01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:11,519
Speaker 1: there's a dead body in the dumpster outside of school,

1248
01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:14,120
Speaker 1: And then everyone was gossiping about that. So then when

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01:18:14,160 --> 01:18:16,240
Speaker 1: we all found out what really was happening, I was like,

1250
01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:19,240
Speaker 1: that's so shitty that everybody was getting excited about a

1251
01:18:19,280 --> 01:18:21,920
Speaker 1: dead body outside the school and really it was so

1252
01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:27,719
Speaker 1: much work. Um yeah that I'm sorry. I can't believe.

1253
01:18:27,760 --> 01:18:36,600
Speaker 1: That feels actually like I'm in hell. Well it is

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01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:44,000
Speaker 1: time for I don't think I don't think they're so.

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01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:47,080
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, is our little segment that

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01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:50,479
Speaker 1: we do UM to take one minute to rant aget

1257
01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:53,639
Speaker 1: something in pop culture UM that we hate. And Last

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01:18:53,720 --> 01:18:56,160
Speaker 1: Culture is going on tour with I don't think so honey.

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01:18:56,680 --> 01:18:59,360
Speaker 1: Tickets are on sale now online. You can go to

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Speaker 1: my website under the show's page, and also the Last

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Speaker 1: Culture is this page Matt Rogers Comedy dot com to

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Speaker 1: get tickets to um our shows because we do not

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Speaker 1: have a website. And that's cool, and that's cool. It's

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Speaker 1: really niche of us to not have a website or

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Speaker 1: or a place where you can essentially go to UM

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Speaker 1: find us. Okay, I actually have a thing I could do. Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is Matt Rodgers is I don't think so honey.

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Speaker 1: As time starts now, I don't think so honey that

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Speaker 1: you can't eat before you go to bed. That's when

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Speaker 1: it feels the best. And that's what I'm the hungry at.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about you, but I wake up at

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Speaker 1: roughly to thirty pm every day and I am not hungry, honey.

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Speaker 1: So that means my lunch happens at about seven and

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Speaker 1: then am I eating dinner at eleven thirty pm roughly?

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Speaker 1: And that is also when I smoke, so I don't

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Speaker 1: think so honey, that smoking makes you so hungry, and

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Speaker 1: I don't think so honey the whole situation, because I

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Speaker 1: feel that that's when it feels. The best to be

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Speaker 1: full is when you can eat a lot and then

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Speaker 1: lay down in your little bed and make yourself so

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Speaker 1: warm and feeling warm and full are a great combination

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Speaker 1: and also high. So this is what the only things

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Speaker 1: I like to be together. But now guess what is

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Speaker 1: turning on me? My body. So I have been in

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Speaker 1: the gym and unfortunately, um, it is incredibly difficult to

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Speaker 1: lose that little tiny moment in the belly because I

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Speaker 1: have no impulse control and I don't want to do

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Speaker 1: I don't think so honey that my body is um

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Speaker 1: not eighteen. And that's one minute. I'm just saying it's

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Speaker 1: funked up that you can't eat before you go to bed.

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Speaker 1: That you can, but it's not good for you, right,

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Speaker 1: It sucks that, Like the actual best thing to do

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Speaker 1: for your body is like stop eating at seven, because

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Speaker 1: the most luxurious time to eat is like midnight. And

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Speaker 1: you know many places in Europe they eat their sana

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Speaker 1: very late at night. Spain Las Sena in Spain, we

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Speaker 1: were taught that culturally they have like a large dinner

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Speaker 1: at like ten pm. Yeah. We I just went to

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Speaker 1: Spain this year last year, and we would make reservations

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Speaker 1: at eight thirty, being like we're very Pian and then

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Speaker 1: get there and there the restaurant and the culture very late.

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Speaker 1: It's like at five o'clock the restaurants are like all

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Speaker 1: German tourists, and then at eight it's all, that's so funny.

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Speaker 1: When are they going to get the national news flash

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Speaker 1: that that's not good for them? I don't know. Maybe

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Speaker 1: their bodies are just like evolved. Have you been eating?

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Speaker 1: I've been eating late at night onle thirties. I've been

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Speaker 1: trying not to. You know. What was the real kicker

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Speaker 1: for me was when we know what you say? Was

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Speaker 1: when we postmate we had was when we postmated McDonald

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Speaker 1: That was the best. That was my best idea. At

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Speaker 1: one in the morning, we were we were at have

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Speaker 1: you heard of Christmas? And then we were like, I

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Speaker 1: haven't eaten? Yeah, And then you guys left that bag

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Speaker 1: of McDonald's up in the Duke books you Oh no,

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Speaker 1: that was me and I threw it out. People drag

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Speaker 1: Queen was making fun of it. Fat bitch, the drag

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Speaker 1: queen was like her name was. I thought she was

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Speaker 1: called that's that's that's from dirty rock. That was that was.

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Speaker 1: That was under Tracy Jordan's movies. He played a dog. Well,

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Speaker 1: we got stuck in a drug show and then I

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Speaker 1: left really fast, and I did leave the McDonald's and

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Speaker 1: I was left to deal with the bag. It was

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Speaker 1: a bag full of my dignity. I just want to

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Speaker 1: eat McDonald's again. Well, last time I did Lost Culture,

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Speaker 1: we were eating chicken. Honestly, we ate the whole episode long,

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Speaker 1: and I famously hate when we eat yang chomps and slumps. Right, wait,

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Speaker 1: are chicken? There's absolutely no way. Oh my god, they're made.

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Speaker 1: They're made of which this whole thirty underwears whole thirtyes

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Speaker 1: so is garbage. Okay, well, if you say so, it's

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Speaker 1: time for Bowen yangs. I don't think so, honey, Bowen yangs.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. On this episode with the

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Speaker 1: friends who folk this time starts now, I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: Lip bomb, lip bomb. You are trash and it's it

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Speaker 1: should just be the same across the fucking board. And

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Speaker 1: yet we have all these different types of lip bomb,

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Speaker 1: give me birds bees. That should be the one and

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Speaker 1: the only. I don't need all this other chapstick, medicated chapstick,

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Speaker 1: high intensity moisture. Bitch. It is all a graft for

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Speaker 1: marketing and I see it, Bit, Big lip Bomb, I

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Speaker 1: am going to destroy you this year in I'm taking

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Speaker 1: down Big lip Bomb. I'm releasing my own line of

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Speaker 1: lip bomb. And it is unbranded. It's just one kind

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Speaker 1: of lip bomb. There's no variety. It's the one that

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Speaker 1: works for everybody because all lips are the same. Say

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Speaker 1: it with me, stop now, if you are gonna if

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Speaker 1: I will start, I will actually start a go fund

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Speaker 1: me to make a new lip bomb that is the

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Speaker 1: Bang lip Bomb. And I I bet you can bet

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Speaker 1: your as that I will have a list this year.

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Speaker 1: I think that you should have the Boone Yang lip bomb.

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Speaker 1: And I'm gonna have my Fragrance Gayson by my Gayson

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Speaker 1: and then and don't you have like an ad for this? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's going to be an ad for my Fragrance. I

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Speaker 1: love that you don't understand them, but you can smell

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Speaker 1: like him. What is the scent um? It smells like weed?

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Speaker 1: And come, oh my God, Okay, that was fabulous. I

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Speaker 1: don't know, though, I I feel like I see you

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Speaker 1: use lip bomb, but that's also probably why you feel

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Speaker 1: I love lip bomb. I think the marketing around it

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Speaker 1: is insane and there shouldn't be so many different varieties

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Speaker 1: when all lips are the same. Okay, this is we're gon,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna go to Rachel and then we're gonna end

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Speaker 1: with I thought a lot about this is. I don't

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Speaker 1: think so, honey. Her time starts now. Okay, I don't

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Speaker 1: think so, honey. Stools um, stools are like the evil

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Speaker 1: bitch step cousin of chairs, which are a far superior

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Speaker 1: genre of sitting furniture. I have a big, gifted and

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Speaker 1: talented ass and it simply does not fit on a stool.

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Speaker 1: Is not comfortable. There. Ten minutes into sitting on a stool,

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Speaker 1: my ass is going, no, thank you. I love couches, sofas,

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Speaker 1: chess lounge, fainting couch. Oh yes, stools, no, you know

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Speaker 1: what my ass makes stools. Stools is another one for ship.

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Speaker 1: For me, shit is a yes. But fortunately stools no

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Speaker 1: stools are terrorism. I'll say it. I'll say it now.

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Speaker 1: Making a fat bitch stools is that gifted and talented

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Speaker 1: as big Listen, you are incredibly fecal, and I think

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Speaker 1: that woman have a lot That was actually a line

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Speaker 1: in night soap. You vile fecal woman. I do feel

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Speaker 1: that way. Well, that's good that you feel this way.

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Speaker 1: To be clear for everyone listening, though, if anyone ever

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Speaker 1: overheard me shitting, I would be fucking mortified. Oh if

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Speaker 1: you ever want to get over someone, listen to them pop.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's easy. If you ever want to

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Speaker 1: get over across, just realize that they have poops. They

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Speaker 1: have pops, and you're not gonna want to get their

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Speaker 1: butt anymore after that, because I think about eating on

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Speaker 1: the butt, size says, I think about positive and I

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Speaker 1: can't believe that. I don't now your issue with stools

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Speaker 1: that they don't have backs is that the main thing

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Speaker 1: they don't have backs, which is so uncomfortable. Could go

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Speaker 1: off queens. I love to go off on stools. I'm

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Speaker 1: five but eight. If my feet don't have anywhere to

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Speaker 1: go on a stool, your stool too tall, Dragon sane.

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Speaker 1: The tall stools are the craziest. There's no practical reason.

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Speaker 1: And I slouch so badly, and there's just no feasible

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Speaker 1: way to not slouch on, Like, it's so much effort

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Speaker 1: to sit up straight on a stool that doesn't have

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Speaker 1: a back, And then if your stool does have a back,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck you, why don't you just make a chair?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. People who sit up straight on stools

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Speaker 1: are insane. Their cops, they're cops. They are Thank you, Rachel.

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Speaker 1: That was really important with you, that was really important.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to live my life in a way. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Okay, Now this is Ned's I don't think

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Speaker 1: they read yes, and I don't think I've never I'm

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Speaker 1: ready Ned's debut, I don't think so, honey. As time

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Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so, honey. The masked singer,

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Speaker 1: what is it? Why does it exist? You're hiding someone

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Speaker 1: in a Liberaci animal costume, and then once they take

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Speaker 1: off the costume and reveal their identity, I still don't

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Speaker 1: know who the are. No one wanted to know what

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Speaker 1: it would feel like if Donnie Darko could sing Living

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Speaker 1: Levita Lokar? Are we that starved for ways to distract

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Speaker 1: ourselves from the slow death of civilization that we have

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Speaker 1: to pour millions of dollars into a kinky parlor game

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Speaker 1: for struggling celebrities. Jenny McCarthy is an anti vax or.

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Speaker 1: Hannon said he is a proud of how Kevin Hart

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Speaker 1: handled the Oscars controversy. Robin Thick made blurred lines. How

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Speaker 1: did this happen? The Masked Singer can only have been

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Speaker 1: created by people who are deeply sexually unfulfilled. The people

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Speaker 1: who created the Masked Singer furries resisting their kink, and

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Speaker 1: it's going to ruin their lives. I don't think so, honey,

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Speaker 1: the Masked Singer. I will probably watch it at some

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Speaker 1: point and enjoy it. Take then by the thrill of garade,

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Speaker 1: I will wait out the apocalypse watching Mr Bean emerged

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Speaker 1: from an energizer bunny costume. Very good, very good. We

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Speaker 1: just watched The Singer last night for the first time,

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Speaker 1: and we discussed it on another And it actually is

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Speaker 1: the dumb It's actually bad. You want it, you want

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01:29:19,280 --> 01:29:21,120
Speaker 1: to like it for how bad it is. But I

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Speaker 1: kind of loved it though it is Rachel, you idiot,

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Speaker 1: very famously. I have bad taste too, and I'm telling you,

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01:29:30,320 --> 01:29:33,720
Speaker 1: like even I couldn't get an I liked it, but

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Speaker 1: I was also like, this genuinely feels like I wish

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Speaker 1: that they unmasked the singer and then murdered them in

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Speaker 1: front of an audience. That feels like it feels on game.

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01:29:45,360 --> 01:29:47,280
Speaker 1: It feels like the Hunger Games, So why not go

1439
01:29:47,439 --> 01:29:50,400
Speaker 1: the extra mile? Exactly like I want to see the

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Speaker 1: b Lister get brutally murder. The judges are in saying

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Speaker 1: I can't believe Robin McCarthy, So, um, I were right

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01:30:03,160 --> 01:30:05,599
Speaker 1: off the slope. We're recording this in January, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean like maybe by maybe by next month, it'll

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01:30:07,760 --> 01:30:09,920
Speaker 1: feel like it'll get to a different cultural place, but

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01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:12,720
Speaker 1: like right now, it feels truly insane. The way they

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Speaker 1: guess is so funny too, because they're like, I'm sensing

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01:30:15,560 --> 01:30:23,960
Speaker 1: like Beyonce, Yeah, they guess last night, where I was

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Speaker 1: like they're not. Oh, someone was like it's Jimmy Buffett.

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Speaker 1: I know it. I'm like, it's like he just sang

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Speaker 1: for us, and it's like, you know that's not right now.

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Speaker 1: I would love them, Like if people like Jimmy Buffett,

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Speaker 1: I'd be like if it was They do this whole

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01:30:45,720 --> 01:30:48,760
Speaker 1: bit with clues where they give out clue it's a

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01:30:48,800 --> 01:30:51,120
Speaker 1: package do you think one of them is LaToya Jackson,

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01:30:51,360 --> 01:30:54,960
Speaker 1: and I think one of them is Ricky Lake. I

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Speaker 1: was also reading, I was reading rumors that that one

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Speaker 1: of them is Tory spelling me a lot of sense

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Speaker 1: to me. We love this show. We're going to we're

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01:31:05,439 --> 01:31:08,120
Speaker 1: gonna be talking about it though. It will be a

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01:31:08,200 --> 01:31:10,519
Speaker 1: topic of conversation. It's going to be water cooler talking

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01:31:10,520 --> 01:31:12,560
Speaker 1: because it's it's and it's going to be a textbooks

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Speaker 1: someday as the friends Ferdinand assassination, yea world. Well, they're

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Speaker 1: dressed like France for I just can't believe the costumes.

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Speaker 1: The costumes are insane. I think they're stunning. There's one,

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Speaker 1: there's one they are. There's a rumor that Margaret Show

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Speaker 1: is one of them. What it's like the pink pooding singing,

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01:31:35,640 --> 01:31:40,080
Speaker 1: so you know who knows she does sing? She's she's

1468
01:31:40,120 --> 01:31:43,240
Speaker 1: I mean, she's got she's booking work though. Yeah, she's

1469
01:31:43,920 --> 01:31:46,080
Speaker 1: that's on the mask and it's on the masks finger.

1470
01:31:46,920 --> 01:31:49,200
Speaker 1: She's on high maintenance. She's got a thing coming out.

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01:31:49,280 --> 01:31:53,000
Speaker 1: She's not they're working. I mean, all this being said, like,

1472
01:31:53,000 --> 01:31:55,920
Speaker 1: I'd absolutely love to write a packet and do like

1473
01:31:56,040 --> 01:31:58,599
Speaker 1: get staffed on the Masked Singers. Oh yeah, season two

1474
01:32:00,680 --> 01:32:03,479
Speaker 1: writers to do on that show. Yeah, um, well, there

1475
01:32:03,520 --> 01:32:04,800
Speaker 1: we go. We've had all of her. I don't think

1476
01:32:04,840 --> 01:32:07,360
Speaker 1: so Honey's were discussed the Messinger. We've had so much culture.

1477
01:32:07,360 --> 01:32:11,479
Speaker 1: We found out neds um culture and it's time. And

1478
01:32:11,560 --> 01:32:15,439
Speaker 1: we've heard three songs, including one world debut, which they

1479
01:32:15,520 --> 01:32:18,000
Speaker 1: call a song the first time that you do it

1480
01:32:18,080 --> 01:32:20,559
Speaker 1: on the first time we do a podcast, it's a world.

1481
01:32:21,040 --> 01:32:22,960
Speaker 1: We've created new words, which is something that we do

1482
01:32:23,040 --> 01:32:24,960
Speaker 1: at last. Culture is that's in us is now on

1483
01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:29,759
Speaker 1: the cultural lexicon, and we've created many many cultural movements

1484
01:32:29,840 --> 01:32:31,720
Speaker 1: and new rules. And now I think that we are

1485
01:32:31,880 --> 01:32:34,559
Speaker 1: left with no choice but to hear one more song

1486
01:32:34,760 --> 01:32:36,920
Speaker 1: from the friends who Folk. But before we get into this,

1487
01:32:37,560 --> 01:32:39,920
Speaker 1: where when are you guys performing? What the hell is

1488
01:32:39,960 --> 01:32:44,439
Speaker 1: going on? So we try to do a roughly monthly

1489
01:32:44,560 --> 01:32:48,040
Speaker 1: show at Union Hall in New York City. Baby, Um,

1490
01:32:48,120 --> 01:32:50,280
Speaker 1: I believe we have a show. The next show after

1491
01:32:50,439 --> 01:32:55,880
Speaker 1: this airs will be March seventh at eight pm at

1492
01:32:56,040 --> 01:33:00,080
Speaker 1: Union Hall. And we also do have an album and

1493
01:33:00,160 --> 01:33:02,920
Speaker 1: an Instagram. We're trying to get like we're trying to

1494
01:33:03,000 --> 01:33:06,120
Speaker 1: be on stage more on the internet. Yes, that's good.

1495
01:33:06,920 --> 01:33:10,360
Speaker 1: That's good. Yeah, yeah, you should be more pictures. Yeah,

1496
01:33:11,600 --> 01:33:14,880
Speaker 1: is all about pictures. I agree, Thank you, thank you.

1497
01:33:15,680 --> 01:33:18,000
Speaker 1: Um well, tell us a little bit about this song

1498
01:33:18,080 --> 01:33:21,679
Speaker 1: and then take us into it. Um So, this song

1499
01:33:22,280 --> 01:33:27,920
Speaker 1: is about being in love making promises someone you love.

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01:33:28,640 --> 01:33:40,120
Speaker 1: Thank you. I haven't been the same since I met you,

1501
01:33:41,000 --> 01:33:46,320
Speaker 1: and I forget my own name when I am with you,

1502
01:33:47,479 --> 01:33:51,040
Speaker 1: and I will love you till I die, and when

1503
01:33:51,200 --> 01:34:00,719
Speaker 1: I die. I have a very simple request. Make sure

1504
01:34:00,760 --> 01:34:03,800
Speaker 1: the Minions do a dance at my funeral. Make sure

1505
01:34:03,880 --> 01:34:06,920
Speaker 1: the minions do a dance at my funeral. Make sure

1506
01:34:06,960 --> 01:34:10,200
Speaker 1: the minions do a dance at my funeral. That would

1507
01:34:10,320 --> 01:34:18,080
Speaker 1: be really cool. I will never leave your side againthin

1508
01:34:18,720 --> 01:34:23,000
Speaker 1: until I die, and only, and on a better death,

1509
01:34:23,280 --> 01:34:27,120
Speaker 1: I'll squeeze your hand and with my dying breath, remind

1510
01:34:27,280 --> 01:34:34,120
Speaker 1: you of what I always wanted. Insist that the Minions

1511
01:34:34,200 --> 01:34:36,720
Speaker 1: do a dance at my funeral. In is that the

1512
01:34:36,840 --> 01:34:40,200
Speaker 1: minions do it andce at my funeral, and if they refuse,

1513
01:34:40,280 --> 01:34:44,559
Speaker 1: say it is my funeral and that will be really cool.

1514
01:34:47,160 --> 01:34:52,320
Speaker 1: People tell me the minions arm futer enemy characters in

1515
01:34:52,479 --> 01:34:56,760
Speaker 1: a show, but I know that the Minions are action minias.

1516
01:34:58,920 --> 01:35:02,560
Speaker 1: The dance can be super simple. I don't want the

1517
01:35:02,760 --> 01:35:07,759
Speaker 1: millions to have to learn corrio. It's mostly just armed stuff.

1518
01:35:08,000 --> 01:35:13,519
Speaker 1: A lawyer put this in my will. They should have

1519
01:35:13,720 --> 01:35:20,160
Speaker 1: one rehearsal. Please have the Millions to adends at my funeral.

1520
01:35:20,320 --> 01:35:23,200
Speaker 1: The minions from the movie Minions should be at my funeral.

1521
01:35:23,520 --> 01:35:26,240
Speaker 1: Please have the millions to at ends at my funeral.

1522
01:35:26,640 --> 01:35:32,519
Speaker 1: That would be really cool. Make sure the Millions do

1523
01:35:32,680 --> 01:35:40,200
Speaker 1: at ends at my funeral. Make sure I want to funeral.

1524
01:35:40,520 --> 01:35:53,360
Speaker 1: Make da I've been writing a day. It's make sure

1525
01:35:53,439 --> 01:36:08,040
Speaker 1: the millions do a dance. That would be super cooling

1526
01:36:08,120 --> 01:36:15,439
Speaker 1: than folke me me poke me m h folke me

1527
01:36:17,160 --> 01:36:17,960
Speaker 1: please foke for me