1 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:04,800 Speaker 1: Jubiles, dirty little Secret. Time for your dirty little secret. 2 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:07,040 Speaker 1: Text in for one oh six one. They say, I 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:08,639 Speaker 1: say it too fast. I'm saying it's lower. Do you 4 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:11,560 Speaker 1: think it was nice? Yeah? I was listening. Oh oh, 5 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,920 Speaker 1: I'll try it again. Then text in four one oh 6 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:16,640 Speaker 1: six one. That's better. I used to like, you can 7 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:19,919 Speaker 1: hear that. I've I've heard the criticism and I agree. Also, 8 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,640 Speaker 1: I was saying it too quick, so that's the text number. 9 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:24,079 Speaker 1: Oh also, I take too long to get to the things, 10 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,000 Speaker 1: So let's get to it. It's time for your dirty 11 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:28,400 Speaker 1: little secret. And on the phone right now, everybody that 12 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:30,600 Speaker 1: calls in gets a fake anonymous nickname because we don't 13 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:31,920 Speaker 1: like to ask what your name is, so you're free 14 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:34,239 Speaker 1: to say whatever you want. Everybody remains anonymous. So on 15 00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:35,959 Speaker 1: the phone right now, I'll say word, Alex Fresh will 16 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:37,440 Speaker 1: say a word. Englishemin will say a word, and that'll 17 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:39,159 Speaker 1: be the name of the caller on the phone. Is 18 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:43,920 Speaker 1: Toast Potatoes Jungle. Toast potatoes Jungle. Yeah, it sounds like 19 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:47,120 Speaker 1: a nice I took your potato. Yeah, I haven't always 20 00:00:47,159 --> 00:00:51,519 Speaker 1: says potatoes, And I was like, oh no, what's up 21 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:55,760 Speaker 1: toast potato Jungle? Hey, um, yeah, I stubbed my toe 22 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:59,480 Speaker 1: and now I'm in Is that your dirty little secret? 23 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:02,080 Speaker 1: Usually right into it? Well, no, that's what I've been 24 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:05,399 Speaker 1: telling people. But my dirty little secret, what really happened 25 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 1: was I was doing the helicopter dance, or my wife 26 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 1: and I tripped over our phone cord and I dammed 27 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:18,080 Speaker 1: my toe into the wall. One was practically sticking out 28 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,560 Speaker 1: video or didn't happen? Yeah, seriously, I want to see 29 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:23,319 Speaker 1: the video of you stubbing your toe doing that? Yeah, right, 30 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:28,199 Speaker 1: you should do it again and film a SLUMO videos 31 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:30,200 Speaker 1: a m that Alexander married. If you didn't know that. 32 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:31,400 Speaker 1: I have to say that for new listeners, if you're 33 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:32,720 Speaker 1: a new listener to say all the time. But yeah, 34 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,760 Speaker 1: um try doing that that helicopter or jumping up and down, 35 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:39,520 Speaker 1: but jumping up and down in basketball shorts with no unties. 36 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:44,360 Speaker 1: It's hilarious. Yeah, also makes you look pretty impressive. Yeah, 37 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:47,400 Speaker 1: it's really really funny. I'm more shocked. Hey, your dirty 38 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,920 Speaker 1: little secret is that you tell everybody you stubbed your toe. 39 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:51,240 Speaker 1: Why do you tell them you stubb your toe again? 40 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:54,760 Speaker 1: Or how? Um I just was walking there, okay, so 41 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:57,040 Speaker 1: you just you just say whatever you stubby toe. But 42 00:01:57,080 --> 00:02:00,320 Speaker 1: the real reason I say, whatever, you're helicoptering for your 43 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 1: wife and then you tripped. Why are you like denying 44 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,920 Speaker 1: the truth. Yeah, that's a better story because you can't 45 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:09,040 Speaker 1: tell people that it was. Can you be hilarious? No? No, 46 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:10,239 Speaker 1: I just I don't know. I didn't want to. I 47 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 1: don't want to tell any of my co workers. That's 48 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:13,320 Speaker 1: an embarrassing story. I can't tell him when I'm doing 49 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:16,919 Speaker 1: the helicopter dance naked for my wife. Yeah that's funny. 50 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:19,600 Speaker 1: All right, Well you know, maybe I will then maybe 51 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,600 Speaker 1: I will start talking right before you get a meeting started, 52 00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:23,320 Speaker 1: Like maybe I don't know what you do, but maybe 53 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 1: you're talking to someone who was a prospective client. No, 54 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:29,000 Speaker 1: sorry about that, stumma tell last night, hello coptern for 55 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:31,240 Speaker 1: the wife. I'm more shocked that you have a phone card. 56 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,760 Speaker 1: You have like a you have a landline in your house. Yeah, 57 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:35,519 Speaker 1: we keep it old school at the house. Wow, that's 58 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:38,880 Speaker 1: like really old school, like nineteen sixties old school. That's 59 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:40,520 Speaker 1: thought you meant, like the phone card that you plug 60 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:43,640 Speaker 1: into the wall. You're like your cell phone. That's what 61 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:45,200 Speaker 1: I was wondering because you said phone cards, so you 62 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:49,960 Speaker 1: actually have a landline. Yes, yes, I don't care about 63 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,800 Speaker 1: your helicopter thing anymore. That's a funny story. But also 64 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:55,680 Speaker 1: I think that's the biggest dirty little secret is your landline. 65 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:59,720 Speaker 1: Police is a money on? Yeah, the table company did 66 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,400 Speaker 1: that thing to you, didn't They tripled it up on 67 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:03,560 Speaker 1: you and bundled it up. And now you have Yeah, 68 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:05,160 Speaker 1: now you have a phone that just rings once in 69 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 1: a while. You don't and uh it's it's only telemarketers, 70 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,360 Speaker 1: and you forget where you put the phone. So you're 71 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:10,960 Speaker 1: running around your house being like, where do the phone? 72 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,800 Speaker 1: Where do we put the phone again? What is it under? 73 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:14,760 Speaker 1: I would really like to know how that saves the 74 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:17,520 Speaker 1: cable company money? Doesn't? Yeah? I mean like does it even? 75 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:18,919 Speaker 1: I don't know. Why do they want us have a 76 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:22,000 Speaker 1: phone line? Why? Why? Exactly? And I think the biggest thing, 77 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:24,160 Speaker 1: that's what I mean. I feel like I should be 78 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:28,680 Speaker 1: the ones suing them? Are they suing you? I should 79 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:30,880 Speaker 1: be the one suing them? So are you okay? There's 80 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:36,280 Speaker 1: levels to your dirty little secret? Are they suing No? 81 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 1: I'm paying my bill. Just they should. They should be 82 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,920 Speaker 1: sued for what happened. Yeah, I agree, I agree. Maybe 83 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:43,160 Speaker 1: send them a video. If you're doing the helicopter that 84 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:45,400 Speaker 1: could you know sway things in your direction? Yeah, some 85 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:48,200 Speaker 1: evidence the evidence. Well, it's a funny story. Thank you 86 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:50,520 Speaker 1: for telling us. And it's really cool to meet somebody 87 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:54,520 Speaker 1: from the past. I don't know how time travels here. Yeah, 88 00:03:54,840 --> 00:03:56,680 Speaker 1: back in the back, in the back in the day 89 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 1: when they had phone, when they had regular phone lines 90 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:03,200 Speaker 1: plugged into or they'd be plagued into your wall ladline, yeah, lambline, 91 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 1: and if you picked it up in the house and 92 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 1: someone else is on it, you'd hear their conversation and 93 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:08,920 Speaker 1: you'd be like, get off the phone, and then they'd 94 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:12,040 Speaker 1: hang up. Yeah. Sometimes you wouldn't know. Yeah, you'll go check, dude. 95 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:14,480 Speaker 1: It was nice though, with a regular phone when they 96 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:17,520 Speaker 1: were around, because if you didn't want someone to call you, 97 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:21,400 Speaker 1: they had do not disturb. Oh really no, it was 98 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:23,240 Speaker 1: kind of do not disturb though. All you did was 99 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:26,560 Speaker 1: leave the phone off the hook. Doesn't he's too young, 100 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,720 Speaker 1: it's so smart, thought school. Do not disturb. Well, thank 101 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:31,479 Speaker 1: you for telling us your little secret. Thanks guys, have 102 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:35,240 Speaker 1: a good day too. What's your dirty little secret.