Speaker 1: Welcome back to Good Mom's Bad Choices. I'm Erica and
Speaker 1: I'm Nila and it's lesday House.
Speaker 2: What up, bitches? Hey bitches? Hotep? Hi, Hi, Hey girls,
Speaker 2: what's going on? Nothing?
Speaker 1: I feel like I haven't been here with you in
Speaker 1: a while. I know it's been a minute and it's time.
Speaker 1: It's time to just let it rip.
Speaker 2: Let it rip. It's been like six weeks or more
Speaker 2: that we've recorded that I've seen you in these chairs,
Speaker 2: my love. I know I missed too. You know what
Speaker 2: I was thinking. I was thinking yesterday. I was like,
Speaker 2: I invited someone over for dinner. I invited Elizabeth over
Speaker 2: for dinner. Oh she came, she didn't. But I was thinking,
Speaker 2: I was like, huh, I wonder if I if I
Speaker 2: could invite Erica over for dinner and we could like
Speaker 2: not work.
Speaker 3: Good luck.
Speaker 2: I'm like, we'd have to have a real strict boundary friends.
Speaker 3: We have to have Orlando there to be like, stop.
Speaker 2: Right into it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, but we have to retreat, says the emails.
Speaker 3: Do you see the email?
Speaker 2: Let me do this. We'd be texting each other about work,
Speaker 2: but talking regular.
Speaker 3: Can you tell now?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I miss you?
Speaker 3: Maybe it's you too. Oh my god, our shirt looks
Speaker 3: so good on you like it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys, if you're not on YouTube, now's the
Speaker 2: time I'm wearing our hot drop called Heal First Hoe Later.
Speaker 2: I'm really proud of this. This is like, I'm really
Speaker 2: proud of this drop. I thought of it. I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know where I was in the shower. I
Speaker 2: have a lot of like my philosophical high thoughts and
Speaker 2: shower and I was like, yes, that's it, Heal First
Speaker 2: Hoe Later. Like that's going to be the money maker.
Speaker 1: You know it's accurate. I one dred percent stand by
Speaker 1: this statement. Your shower highness moment.
Speaker 2: I get really deep in the shower when I'm high.
Speaker 2: Just so you guys know, I realized, like the weed
Speaker 2: makes us philosophical. In fact, I told Orlando this morning,
Speaker 2: I was like, I have a new segment and it
Speaker 2: shall be called philosophical high moments. And every time I
Speaker 2: sound really smart and high, just just insert like a
Speaker 2: special song.
Speaker 3: Because you know, I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: The problem is is that when we get high, we
Speaker 1: say philosophical shit.
Speaker 3: And we forget what it was.
Speaker 2: That's how I thought of it, because I was in
Speaker 2: the shower thinking some really philosophical thoughts. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 2: you're so deep. And then I was like, huh, I
Speaker 2: wish there's a music here right now. I was like,
Speaker 2: that's what we need in the show. And I was like, Orlando,
Speaker 2: come come quick.
Speaker 1: The amount of like as we're writing this book too,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I know I'm smart. I know I've said
Speaker 1: smart things.
Speaker 2: It's hard to write.
Speaker 3: The fuck are my smart thoughts?
Speaker 2: When I need? If we had inserted philosophical high thoughts earlier,
Speaker 2: we would have a list of them. I know. I
Speaker 2: can only think of so many things at a time.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're here trying to like really think, like on
Speaker 1: the spot, I'm like, God, it's so much better when
Speaker 1: i'm high.
Speaker 2: I know, it's it is. It only works.
Speaker 3: I can't write when I'm high, so then it's just
Speaker 3: doesn't work.
Speaker 2: I know, I know. And this book writing has been
Speaker 2: has really challenged my vocabulary.
Speaker 1: And I've never used a synonym fucking Google search more
Speaker 1: in my life.
Speaker 2: Same and I was questioning my my my smarts. I
Speaker 2: was like, damn, am I smart? I wish? And my
Speaker 2: plan was to go back.
Speaker 3: Youre smart. I read your chapters. You're very smart.
Speaker 2: You did read them. Oh, we went together.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was like, wow, my friend's so smart.
Speaker 2: Really, I was like, oh, it's just so funny. I
Speaker 2: don't even more jokes. It's like, fuck, I wish I
Speaker 2: could write some funnier jokes. I was like trying to wait.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I was Oh no, I was reading
Speaker 4: my chapters. I deleted it because I was like, I
Speaker 4: was really pushing it, and do you know what I wrote?
Speaker 2: Oh god, I wrote I'm gonna cry, I wrote, I was.
Speaker 2: I was activated like Jerry curle Juice.
Speaker 1: Like what please tell me? You deleted this like Jerry
Speaker 1: curle Juice. I was like, like Jerry, like activators like
Speaker 1: Jerry correct.
Speaker 2: I read that, You're really trying to the people so hard.
Speaker 5: I was like, bitch, why I am black? I am
Speaker 5: Jimmie Leah and I am black. When I read that,
Speaker 5: I was like, bitch. No, I was like, where at
Speaker 5: state was I? When I wrote this, I was serious.
Speaker 5: I was typed out everything. So wow, you're so funny
Speaker 5: that I made bad jokes.
Speaker 3: Drink whoa? I remember here trying to sound smarter. Oh
Speaker 3: my goodness.
Speaker 2: I also thought I was going to go back and
Speaker 2: listen to all of our episodes and write down all
Speaker 2: of our philosophical high moments. But I don't have any
Speaker 2: fucking time.
Speaker 1: No, I just have to it's all. It's done now.
Speaker 1: The book is done, guys. So it is what it is,
Speaker 1: and it's going to be great.
Speaker 2: It's going to be so great. And and the more
Speaker 2: I read it, the more I'm like, this is great. Yea,
Speaker 2: and yeah, that's what we've been working on. So this
Speaker 2: is an update. Hi everyone, this is an update. Erica
Speaker 2: and I haven't seen each other in weeks, and so
Speaker 2: we have a lot of updating to do with each other.
Speaker 2: And hence you shall listen.
Speaker 3: M should we take a deep breath together?
Speaker 2: How we should?
Speaker 3: Okay, everyone take a deep breath and release.
Speaker 2: Still one more time. Hold the release for sound because
Speaker 2: that feels really good.
Speaker 3: Me the mounds, I forget to take a second. Just
Speaker 3: go go, go, go go all the time.
Speaker 2: All the fucking time, all the time. We're going.
Speaker 1: But you took some time. You took time to decompress.
Speaker 1: Mila went away to Mexico for a month and left me.
Speaker 2: Wow, okay, I left me, but it's fine.
Speaker 3: She's back now.
Speaker 1: But she told me she was going because she needed
Speaker 1: to work on the foundation of her relationship, and I
Speaker 1: like about three weeks and I was like, bitch, is
Speaker 1: the foundation secured?
Speaker 2: Because of all those were Orlando's words. It was a
Speaker 2: good description, but he gave me those words, and I
Speaker 2: guess I use them also. Towards the end of the trip,
Speaker 2: I can hear the hostility in your voice and I
Speaker 2: was like, huh, I think she's pizzed. When are you
Speaker 2: coming back? I was like, bitch, you know what I'm
Speaker 2: coming back. You have the itinerary. I was like, I
Speaker 2: don't see it in our calendar, so I don't know.
Speaker 2: Remind me again, what are the dates because it's been weeks. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I did. I felt the need to take a full
Speaker 2: month because earlier this year I just figured, well, the
Speaker 2: last time I was the first time I went to
Speaker 2: Costa Rica. I was like, these are the type of
Speaker 2: trips we need to take. And I knew that unless
Speaker 2: I just put my foot down and book it wouldn't happen.
Speaker 2: And so you know, my my very get shit done
Speaker 2: boyfriend made it happen. And probably without him I would
Speaker 2: have flaked on myself. But yeah, I went away for
Speaker 2: a month without my wife to re establish some independence
Speaker 2: to code depend on somebody else. Fuck just kidding. Speaking
Speaker 2: of code dependence, maybe I really am. Because Orlando told
Speaker 2: me the begin the beginning of the trip, he goes, listen,
Speaker 2: I know I make all the decisions, but we're in
Speaker 2: a foreign country and I'm going to need you to
Speaker 2: take make some decisions too. I was like, I know,
Speaker 2: I'm an adult, you know, I'm a mom. He's like,
Speaker 2: how about this, We'll do Monday, I'll make decisions. Tuesday,
Speaker 2: you make decisions. Wednesdays, I'll make decisions. Surrisday, you make decisions. Friday, Saturday,
Speaker 2: Sunday we both make decisions. And so that was the
Speaker 2: That was just like the format of the decision making.
Speaker 2: And I was like, Wow, how sad that my boyfriend
Speaker 2: has to give us days or else. I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: be like whatever whatever you want, I don't care.
Speaker 1: But then he makes a decision. You have forty thousand
Speaker 1: opinions about the decision. I was on the phone tech
Speaker 1: Amalia yesterday and she was literally irate at Orlando's cooking skills.
Speaker 1: She was embossing him around about sauces and shit. Granted
Speaker 1: he did put sauces on a cutting board, which was
Speaker 1: really confusing, but I would for planting purposes.
Speaker 2: Like Nigga, we're about to eat this right now.
Speaker 1: She's like, I need the sauces, the rice. There's not
Speaker 1: enough sauce. What about tomorrow add water?
Speaker 2: It's true, it's true. Like I think I'm totally chill,
Speaker 2: and then I hear myself talk and I'm like, you're nut.
Speaker 2: I was like, you're crazy. Like I am like a
Speaker 2: OCD chill, So like I'm cool until I don't like something,
Speaker 2: and then I get really crazy. But what really happened
Speaker 2: was I edited eight chapters of our ten chapter book
Speaker 2: and then didn't save it, and so my whole day
Speaker 2: was ruined, and so poor Orlando cooking me dear dinner
Speaker 2: just got got the brood out of it because I
Speaker 2: was pissed how he made the sauce, but I didn't
Speaker 2: want to cook anyway. I'm totally fine now. Yeah, Mexico
Speaker 2: was really beautiful, to be completely honest, Like it did
Speaker 2: solidify the relationship even though we've been in a relationship
Speaker 2: for six months, because I'd be in denial and like
Speaker 2: I was like I was in it, but I was
Speaker 2: just like whatever. And then he kept telling people he
Speaker 2: was moving to la and moving in, and every time
Speaker 2: he said it, I was like, oh God, oh God,
Speaker 2: stop saying that he's like forever. And I was like, oh.
Speaker 2: But then after Mexico, I don't feel that way anymore.
Speaker 2: I don't get like hot sweats every time he says
Speaker 2: like some very long term word like forever, like marriage
Speaker 2: or like moving in. So I would say it was
Speaker 2: a success. You wrote us. You wrote me a very
Speaker 2: sweet message when I left, and you're like, I know
Speaker 2: you were there crying and deep staring into each other's eyes,
Speaker 2: and that was very accurate, very accurate. You know, Landa
Speaker 2: do a lot of staring at each other and a
Speaker 2: lot of crying about how happy we are and how
Speaker 2: much we're in love. So that's mostly what Mexico consisted of.
Speaker 2: That plus a few questionable drug deals on my end.
Speaker 3: We had a couple of fights, but you know, like her,
Speaker 3: we run into the cartel, A couple run.
Speaker 2: Into the cartel, but nothing crazy. We're here. We made it.
Speaker 2: Speaking of our speaking of our arguments, which we really
Speaker 2: don't argue. But the other day Luna, randomly, like no
Speaker 2: reason for this question, asked me about this guy I
Speaker 2: was dating. I was like, what, happened with so and so,
Speaker 2: and I was like, what the hell kind of child
Speaker 2: do I have? And I was like we didn't get along.
Speaker 2: I was like, we didn't get along. We argued a lot.
Speaker 2: And she was like, one thing about him, he talked
Speaker 2: a lot. I was like, he did talk a lot, girl,
Speaker 2: that's not a little scorpio moon. She was like, he
Speaker 2: talked a lot. Actually, you know, one thing about him,
Speaker 2: he talked a lot. I was like, that is accurate.
Speaker 2: She's like that's She's like that's She's like, yeah, you
Speaker 2: in Orlando argue, but like argu nice. I was like, wow,
Speaker 2: this is an observant seven year old. She's like it's
Speaker 2: always she like even gave an example. She's always like, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: I was like wow. I was like that's true. We
Speaker 2: do argue nice if we're going to argue. So I
Speaker 2: was like really grateful for her observation and like our
Speaker 2: ability to have his conversation. So that was nice. Okay,
Speaker 2: But back to Mexico and a couple of drug deals
Speaker 2: that may have could have gone really wrong. So like
Speaker 2: maybe the first week we went out probably forcing it
Speaker 2: because there's nothing really going on, and we get to
Speaker 2: a bar in this guy, We're like, of course I
Speaker 2: brought weed in Nature's pocket because I can't leave the
Speaker 2: country without weed and have to wonder whereman to find it.
Speaker 3: For the first Matre's pocket is pussy for those that
Speaker 3: don't understand.
Speaker 2: If you want to learn, how joined this. And we're
Speaker 2: running out of weed and so you know, if you've
Speaker 2: ever been in Mexico, you know people will offer you
Speaker 2: weed and drugs and things. So a young boy came
Speaker 2: out at the bar and I was like, oh, you know,
Speaker 2: I got weed. I was like, okay, like I want
Speaker 2: some of that, let me see it. So he like
Speaker 2: pulled it out. I was like cool, and uh, Orlando
Speaker 2: had just taken up money from the ATM, so I
Speaker 2: just knew we had money, and so I rolled it up.
Speaker 3: I tried it.
Speaker 2: I was like cool, and I was like, he's like, oh,
Speaker 2: I don't have enough money. I was like, okay, go
Speaker 2: to the ATM. So I told the guy like he's
Speaker 2: going to go through to the ATM. So I'm waiting
Speaker 2: at the bar smoking and he comes back, and Orlando's sweating.
Speaker 2: If you're going to like fifteen minutes, or Leno comes
Speaker 2: like sweating, perfeatly and I'm like, He's like all the
Speaker 2: ATMs are are like at a service, and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh okay. So I'm like talking to the guy. I'm like,
Speaker 2: how much did we all?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: How much money do we have? So we're short? So
Speaker 2: me and the guy are like going back and forth.
Speaker 2: Orlando's like, give him back the weed, give him the
Speaker 2: weed back. The guy doesn't speak at English. I can
Speaker 2: only do so much Spanish speaking and drug deals. And
Speaker 2: I was like, can I meet you tomorrow? And I
Speaker 2: was like, give him back the weed. I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: then the guy goes blah blah la cartel and I
Speaker 2: was like, I was like, Orlando's yelling at me, give
Speaker 2: him back the weat. I said, Orlando, I smoked the weed.
Speaker 2: I smoked it. He's like, why don't you. I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm like, you don't need to argue with me. While
Speaker 2: I'm arguing with him, did you hear the I know
Speaker 2: you'll speak Spanish, but did you hear cartel? I'm fucking
Speaker 2: about to curse him out. The guy's writing me and
Speaker 2: I was, Hi, shit, So I'm like, how much money
Speaker 2: do we have? Orlando? So there was like maybe he
Speaker 2: wanted two thousand paesels. We had like fifteen hundred. I
Speaker 2: was like, listen, this is what we have. Orlando will
Speaker 2: not let go of the money. He's like, this is
Speaker 2: for the cab. I was like, Orlando, we will get
Speaker 2: the fuck up. He's like so mad, arguing with me.
Speaker 2: In my head, I'm like, has he never been in
Speaker 2: a drug deal? Like, the guy is giving us five
Speaker 2: hundred paesels off and this is all we have. Give
Speaker 2: me the fucking money. We'll figure out the cab later. Anyway,
Speaker 2: the guy takes the fifteen hundred pasos, Orlando's hissed. I
Speaker 2: was like, look, I shouldn't smoked the weed before he
Speaker 2: gave him the money. However, do you understand fucking cartel?
Speaker 2: Do you understand you? Did you hear that? He's like,
Speaker 2: he's fuming. I was like, we will get in the
Speaker 2: cab and we will find an ATM. I don't care
Speaker 2: if we have to fucking drive the cancne to find it.
Speaker 2: We will find the ATM. So me, and he's pissed
Speaker 2: with me, but I still want to have a good
Speaker 2: time kind of. So he's like, clearly has an attitude
Speaker 2: and like I don't. Orlando's like, so the kindest guy
Speaker 2: I've ever dated, but his attitudes or like a fucking evil,
Speaker 2: old mean Jamaican aunt of some sort, like he cannot
Speaker 2: had an attitude. So he's like, I'm like, He's like,
Speaker 2: I'm like, do you want to go? He's like no,
Speaker 2: and he's like, actually I do want to go, And
Speaker 2: I was like, fuck, So I then I order another drink.
Speaker 3: You're a bitch.
Speaker 2: I was gonna drink it. I was like, I about
Speaker 2: to go home and argue. I might drink real quirk. Anyway,
Speaker 2: we argue all the way back home, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: we're fine. The next day, he like yelled at me
Speaker 2: and I was like crying. I was like, I'm a
Speaker 2: sensitive bitch. He's never yelled at me before. Anyway, I
Speaker 2: really feel like my argument was valid because we were
Speaker 2: almost got fucking got by the cartel over five hundred
Speaker 2: fucking pesos because I smoked weed before I gave the
Speaker 2: guy the cash.
Speaker 3: He both you both fucked up. We did he both
Speaker 3: fucked up.
Speaker 1: You don't do the drugs before the drug transaction is over,
Speaker 1: and you don't withhold the money from the cartel when
Speaker 1: we have the money and he's giving us a discount
Speaker 1: he might have fucking shanked you, I.
Speaker 2: Know, and Orlando's gonna let him shake me.
Speaker 3: You know. They don't give a fuck out.
Speaker 2: I know he and all I could think is his
Speaker 2: bosses and come down on him and tell him where
Speaker 2: we're at, and then it's over. And then I like,
Speaker 2: the second time I tried to do a drug deal,
Speaker 2: didn't learn her lesson. We needed to smoke. Okay, So
Speaker 2: we were at I love calling the drug deal and
Speaker 2: it's just sweet. We were at it. It was We're
Speaker 2: at like a day party and this guy the cool shirt.
Speaker 2: I was like, that guy has a cool share and
Speaker 2: go talk to I'm like, oh hey, cool shirt. He's like,
Speaker 2: oh him, mommy, yeah, Like I got it right there.
Speaker 2: I was like you weed. He's like, oh yeah, I
Speaker 2: cold shoot weed. He's my friend. We start talking. His
Speaker 2: name is Sunshine. Oh my god. I was like, oh Sunshine.
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, my friend's gonna pull him in an
Speaker 2: hour with one hundred dollars worth of weed. I'm like cool.
Speaker 2: So anyway, the guy is taking a long time, we
Speaker 2: have to go. I was like, listen, I'm a witch.
Speaker 2: We meet up with me tonight at eleven eleven or
Speaker 2: else he's like, I'm a shaman. Mommy, don't even talk
Speaker 2: to me like this. I was like, all right, Sunshine,
Speaker 2: I'm gona meet up with you later. I was like, Leada,
Speaker 2: let's go. He's like, what about your share?
Speaker 3: I was like, it's cool to me in Sunshine tr
Speaker 3: eleven eleven.
Speaker 2: I trust him. We go home. What do I do?
Speaker 2: I fall asleep and Orlando doesn't make me up for
Speaker 2: my eleven eleven drug deal meet. So I'm chasing fucking
Speaker 2: Sunshine for weeks in Mexico. He's like, Mommy, Mommy, I'm
Speaker 2: implying I'm gonna come right back. Don't worry. You could
Speaker 2: trust mecuse like, Mommy, I find a beautiful Italian woman.
Speaker 2: I can't come back. He sends me a picture of her.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you have my money. He's like, I gave
Speaker 2: you jewelivity. Don't worry. He'd made jewelry. So he gave
Speaker 2: me some joys. Like when I said I'll be back,
Speaker 2: He's like he had take this as like collateral should
Speaker 2: probably cost two dollars for sure. Did not cool. It
Speaker 2: was like a little spoon. It was about Ashley one.
Speaker 2: So then he so then we leave Tobacco alat and
Speaker 2: then he calls me my birth I'm in the room alone.
Speaker 2: He calls me. He's like on Facetime's like, happy birthday,
Speaker 2: Happy birthday. You know, he ows me a hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: I'm like, He's like, don't worry, mommy. As soon as
Speaker 2: you get back to Tulum, I got you. I was like, okay.
Speaker 2: I was like Orlando, I already knew. He was thinking, like, bitch,
Speaker 2: you're damn Like I went outside. I was like, by
Speaker 2: the way, Orlando send Shane called me for my birthday.
Speaker 2: He's like, what do you say. I was like, it's
Speaker 2: gonna meet me as soon as we get back. Can
Speaker 2: you sake me happy birthday? He's like, oh, okay, never
Speaker 2: saw a Sunshine again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know Sunshine spent that money real quick that day.
Speaker 2: I was an.
Speaker 3: Italian lover.
Speaker 2: One hundred dollars to get you a long way in
Speaker 2: Mexico too. But you know, I've learned some lessons to
Speaker 2: listen to my man, don't give strangers your money, don't
Speaker 2: buy maybe drugs for the Mexican cartel. You know, I
Speaker 2: discovered I'm in Like I knew I was an actress
Speaker 2: at a level ten actress because Orlando and I just
Speaker 2: had a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot of
Speaker 2: role playing sex and just really upped my level of
Speaker 2: actress skills. And yeah, I feel like now I'm like
Speaker 2: the tantric sex coach of the year and I could
Speaker 2: just revive any sex life just through just through role playing.
Speaker 2: And some of the roles that we played were primal,
Speaker 2: animalistic lions. Also, we were what else. I was Jade
Speaker 2: from the whorehouse and he had a girl friend named Mila.
Speaker 2: He's been seeing me. He took me to Mexico. He's
Speaker 2: catching feelings. It's not well, but the sex is great. Oh,
Speaker 2: his girlfriend's Mila. But you're Jade, you're his side bitch. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I got it, okay, And I'm just showing him things
Speaker 2: he's never been shown before.
Speaker 3: Wow, me really needs to step up her fucking game.
Speaker 2: I know, That's what I said. Also, you know, my
Speaker 2: favorite fantasy of all time, like a naughty, naughty girl
Speaker 2: with like some step daddy daddy shoes. Yeah, he was stepdaddy.
Speaker 2: And like, Orlando is like such an actor. As soon
Speaker 2: as I say something, he's like right.
Speaker 3: Into h Yeah, I know New Orleans. He was a
Speaker 3: little country boy. We're at the club. I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: We're at the club and I just hear like, yeah, baby, yeah, baby,
Speaker 1: Like wait till I get home, baby, ye a little
Speaker 1: shorty And I'm like, what the fuck is he talking about?
Speaker 1: And I just hear to me this is in the corner,
Speaker 1: like it's like giggling, and he's like, yeah, little baby.
Speaker 3: And she's like he's pleased. Were role playing the whole night.
Speaker 1: I look over and he's still a little baby in
Speaker 1: her I was like, what the fuck? And then I
Speaker 1: like the next morning, I was like, so, how to go.
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, I committed. And then and then like
Speaker 1: a week later she's like, yeah, he did it again,
Speaker 1: and where we're still we're still doing that. He brought
Speaker 1: him back to California, back to California. Yeah so and
Speaker 1: then yeah, I've also I was also like the the
Speaker 1: witchy woman in our tribe, but he was the tribe hunter.
Speaker 2: We did that one. Lots of role playing was fun.
Speaker 2: It was very fun. Lots of deep steering. We went
Speaker 2: to Baccalar for my birthday and did mushrooms and like
Speaker 2: bucclo is the most one of the most beautiful places
Speaker 2: I've ever been. It's like this eighty mile blue lagoon
Speaker 2: with like barely any fish in its very still and
Speaker 2: my wife bought me a sail boat ride me and
Speaker 2: Orlando and like.
Speaker 3: I see pictures. I think, I'm like, are you butt
Speaker 3: naked on the boat?
Speaker 1: She's like yeah, Like wow, that's sailors in for a treat.
Speaker 2: The sailor and his help. Yesen ya Yeah. I got
Speaker 2: out the boat and it's like I'm picking off my
Speaker 2: shirt and then we got back on the boat. He's like,
Speaker 2: you're not putting it back on our you was like nope,
Speaker 2: And he's gonna get the memo as soon as I
Speaker 2: get back on the boat. Topless. Everybody who've survived you
Speaker 2: want to. I don't know how much that boat what
Speaker 2: ride was, but I'm sure was expensive. I'll take these
Speaker 2: titties out. But it was beautiful. Aided mushrooms and cried
Speaker 2: and stared into each other's eyes some more. And I
Speaker 2: had like a very deep epiphany that I feel like
Speaker 2: a lot of people forget, like like in love and
Speaker 2: in relationships. And it was just like, oh, he's human,
Speaker 2: like humanizing my lover that like he's flawed, he's not
Speaker 2: going to read my mind, he's not going to like
Speaker 2: check off all Like I think sometimes we envision our
Speaker 2: levers how they're like supposed to like ride it like
Speaker 2: not like on a white horse. But when you meet them,
Speaker 2: they're gonna check every box and you'll just know right
Speaker 2: they're gonna pay a certain way, they're gonna lookt the why,
Speaker 2: they're gona have a good style and fashions, they're like
Speaker 2: all these things, you know, and it's just it's just
Speaker 2: not realistic. And like I just humanized him and I
Speaker 2: was like, Wow, I'm falling in love with a flawed,
Speaker 2: perfect human being and I love that. And I think
Speaker 2: that was like a shift. We were just like very honest.
Speaker 2: We did a lot of communicating that time after the
Speaker 2: bad drug deal. After he yelled at me and I cried,
Speaker 2: He's like, are you crying? I was like, I'm just
Speaker 2: thinking about to start my period. I don't like when
Speaker 2: people yell at me. I've had a lot of relationships
Speaker 2: where people were yelling like this a bitch is crazy true.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm like, am I a battered woman? I'm like,
Speaker 2: it's gonna hit me? Like I know he's not going
Speaker 2: to hit me, but like any level of aggression, I'm like,
Speaker 2: but he's like then he's like, I'm sorry, holds me.
Speaker 2: It was very healthy, growth oriented arguing, like like Luna said,
Speaker 2: we're nice arguing, and yeah, really, it just was a
Speaker 2: beautiful trip and it solidified a lot of things for me,
Speaker 2: and like settled a lot of my worry and my
Speaker 2: stress and realizing that I stressed about shit that's not
Speaker 2: and that I've given a lot of men chances that
Speaker 2: weren't worthy. So this is a good time to start
Speaker 2: giving a worthy man a chance. And so I released
Speaker 2: a lot of my subconscious hang ups about just long
Speaker 2: term shit. And even though Orlando's been telling me for
Speaker 2: three months when he left a forty pound Duffel bag
Speaker 2: at my house that he was moving in, I finally
Speaker 2: really accepted it in real life.
Speaker 3: Got it perfect? Sounds like you did a lot of
Speaker 3: growing in that month, and it was really important for
Speaker 3: it really was.
Speaker 2: And Erica and I completed and turned in a sixty
Speaker 2: five thousand word memoir and I cried like a fucking
Speaker 2: baby after I just like pushed send, and I was like.
Speaker 1: I didn't cry, and that was the thing. I was like,
Speaker 1: am I supposed to cry? I should be crying, right.
Speaker 2: Orlando told me too, and then I was like, you're right,
Speaker 2: I should cry.
Speaker 3: But I cried later. I cried like a few days later.
Speaker 1: I was like in the kitchen and I just like
Speaker 1: broke down, like finally I was alone, like Iri was gone,
Speaker 1: and then I just cried for like an hour and
Speaker 1: I was like it was like I had a delayed response.
Speaker 2: Yeah, girl, we do a lot of shit all the time.
Speaker 2: And I think it's like we we know that this
Speaker 2: book has been in the works for like a year
Speaker 2: and a half ish, you know, it's like from the
Speaker 2: proposal to the signing of the publisher with Harper Collins,
Speaker 2: to the editing. You know, it's it's a long process
Speaker 2: and I we've been you know, obviously we're excited about it,
Speaker 2: but like actually turning it in.
Speaker 3: It's really triggering.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're recounting parts of our past that we've
Speaker 1: kind of put, what we have, we've put behind us,
Speaker 1: and that maybe we haven't really really.
Speaker 2: Dissected our childhood.
Speaker 1: I mean, even though we talk about a lot of
Speaker 1: these things on the show, like we kind of like,
Speaker 1: don't we just touched the surface of it.
Speaker 3: We don't really get deep, deep, deep.
Speaker 1: And that's like what this book is is really kind
Speaker 1: of getting to know us and how we've come to
Speaker 1: be this almost and like I really had to dig
Speaker 1: and lay like how did I become this? Like I've
Speaker 1: just been not like just been like moving forward in
Speaker 1: this space and just like letting it flow and not
Speaker 1: really like going back.
Speaker 3: And being like why did I do this? Why do
Speaker 3: I do this?
Speaker 1: And actually the book has been really healing for me
Speaker 1: in ways and trying to even dissect my relationship with
Speaker 1: my dad, with my mom, with my relationship with men,
Speaker 1: the men I've chosen, the men I'm choosing now, and
Speaker 1: even like the humanizing too, like of men too, and
Speaker 1: like knowing why why is it?
Speaker 2: Like what are my toxic traits? Why what are they?
Speaker 1: Like truly what is my role in all of this?
Speaker 1: Because it's easy to point the finger and say you
Speaker 1: did this and this is why I'm a single mom
Speaker 1: and this is what happened and my dad didn't show
Speaker 1: up for me, and da.
Speaker 2: Da da da.
Speaker 3: You know, it's like, well, what did I do?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: And that shit's kind of fucked scary and.
Speaker 1: Like I was avoiding it, like I would sit down
Speaker 1: and write and I'm like I'm tired.
Speaker 3: I can't do it today.
Speaker 2: I would get fatigue immediately immediately.
Speaker 1: It was like writing of it was like school, but
Speaker 1: like the light school of life. But I'm really I'm
Speaker 1: really happy that we completed it. We had to or else.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they were going to do, like
Speaker 1: sue us or something.
Speaker 2: I don't know for sure, sue us, you spent the money?
Speaker 2: Like no, it's it's been so beautiful. And Orlando's like,
Speaker 2: how do you feel?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: It was like super aggressive observant, like oh.
Speaker 1: He sent me a video. He's like, Jamila, tell tell
Speaker 1: Erica why you love her? And like.
Speaker 3: Well, and then I'm like, oh my god, I'm so
Speaker 3: happy that he asked her this question. I'm like crying.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm like, does Jamala doesn't even know he
Speaker 3: sent me this?
Speaker 2: I did it. I forgot I recorded it. I We're
Speaker 2: gonna put it on the Patreon so you can see
Speaker 2: my deep, intimate high answers and my deep ass boyfriend
Speaker 2: asking me deep ass questions. And he's like, what do
Speaker 2: you want to say to your tribe? But I was
Speaker 2: like asking me a lot of questions right now. But yeah,
Speaker 2: this this piece of work that we're about to dispel
Speaker 2: into the universe is truly a labor of love and
Speaker 2: truly a testament of our growth. And I know that
Speaker 2: I've grown, but really writing it out in chapters is
Speaker 2: amazing and like, honestly, the change, you know, like the shifts,
Speaker 2: the transformation, like it's it's God sense and I can
Speaker 2: only just like I can only accredit it for starting here,
Speaker 2: you know, just like talking and then writing as a
Speaker 2: different level of releasing and just really reflecting on where
Speaker 2: we started and how it started and how it's going. Amen, hallelujah.
Speaker 3: Ha fucking Louijah.
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Speaker 2: we had sex like three times? Oh God, thank god.
Speaker 3: You finally have met your sexual match.
Speaker 2: Thank fucking God for change. Oh my god, I have
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Speaker 2: let me just show you how that goes. Oh my god,
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Speaker 3: Like bark?
Speaker 2: Let me do it with Orlando? Okay, okay, actually so odd,
Speaker 2: But Orlando works for us now, so he's here while
Speaker 2: I'm talking about him so intimately, but I kind of
Speaker 2: turned my sh shoulders so I can't see him. Okay,
Speaker 2: but do you want to come over here in an
Speaker 2: exam exemplify Come on, come on, come, come on, set baby,
Speaker 2: because our land because Erica can't get.
Speaker 1: It, don't judge me. H. So that's what you wanted
Speaker 1: me to do. I was supposed to get that memo.
Speaker 2: What the fuck your primate, bitch.
Speaker 3: You've obviously trained each other, like I don't. I didn't,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: No, that's the most beautiful part about it. We didn't
Speaker 2: train each other. We just start doing it and then
Speaker 2: it just rolls out.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, wow, this is where our this is where
Speaker 1: our disconnect comes, what's exposed.
Speaker 2: Okay, well you should try it anyway. He like there
Speaker 2: was a for like his dick fell out of my
Speaker 2: pussy and I was like like pulling it back in.
Speaker 2: So no words, just sound, no words got sound. Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: So there was a lot of that. It was really
Speaker 2: tantrick and primal. At one point. We did this a
Speaker 2: few times. We still do it. So at one point
Speaker 2: and it's crazy as soon as he like growls or
Speaker 2: like purrs, I'm ready. But at one point he had
Speaker 2: like had a lampshank for dinner the night before, and.
Speaker 3: I saw this photo posted on close Friends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he no, it wasn't close Friends or Discord.
Speaker 2: I think it's in discording. I was Discord, yeah, and
Speaker 2: he was like eating the end of the leftovers and
Speaker 2: then so he just fucked me with the bone in
Speaker 2: his mouth. Well wow, purring and growling.
Speaker 3: Joined Discord to see this epic image. We have like
Speaker 3: a couple, yeah, a couple of things in there, but
Speaker 3: all this suff how how did you maintain your pussy
Speaker 3: this whole time, all the fuck, all the sex thing, bitch.
Speaker 2: V vitamins. I maintained my pussy because I took v
Speaker 2: vitamins with me, and every time I was getting a
Speaker 2: little crazy, I was like, boop oop, it's v vitamin time,
Speaker 2: v vitamin time. And I literally was like having so
Speaker 2: much sex but then just popping it in during the
Speaker 2: day or at night, like right after.
Speaker 3: Pussy's perfect chef's kiss.
Speaker 1: You know it really is, because you know, I think
Speaker 1: I told you like me and my what I'm going
Speaker 1: to call him, scorpio bay.
Speaker 2: I was kidding I would want to I wanted to call.
Speaker 3: Him dread Bay, like freckle Bay. I don't know the.
Speaker 2: Thing is we could call him because it does not
Speaker 2: it doesn't really say whether or not. I guess, like
Speaker 2: his name.
Speaker 3: What the funk?
Speaker 2: Why would I give his name because it's it's like
Speaker 2: a bay name.
Speaker 3: But it's his name. This guys has an interesting name.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's not his name.
Speaker 2: What are you gonna call him?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Soul mate Bay, Okay, soul mate Bay. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We had like five hours of my pussy was I
Speaker 1: thought it was broken, like legit. I was like I
Speaker 1: couldn't even put like my finger inside of it, and
Speaker 1: so v Vitamins literally popped it in the night before
Speaker 1: or like after that, and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm here for I was in New York. This is
Speaker 1: actually after when Mila went to Mexico. I took the
Speaker 1: kids to Mexico another part of Mexico, and then it
Speaker 1: was a vacation for us. And then I was like,
Speaker 1: that's not a vacation for me. I need a vacation.
Speaker 1: So I literally dropped them in Mexico back home, and
Speaker 1: then two days later I went to New York to
Speaker 1: see my boo, and we got it in and the
Speaker 1: pussy was broken. But then it was unbroken because of
Speaker 1: vitamins because I was like, I have one more day here.
Speaker 1: It can't be broken, Like my nigga doesn't live in
Speaker 1: my city like it.
Speaker 3: This has to work. So if you guys haven't tried
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Speaker 1: There for pH balance, it's for smell, it's for swollen pussy.
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Speaker 3: It's great, Like it just literally restores the natural balance
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Speaker 1: Pussy is your pussy, Purifi, My pussy is purified pure water.
Speaker 2: Wop.
Speaker 3: So it is a tarot time, my love.
Speaker 2: It's tterot tyme, bitches.
Speaker 3: What's the music? I don't know, we don't know.
Speaker 1: It's some tribut shit may picked, just like you may
Speaker 1: pick the porn hub sound for Patreon.
Speaker 2: So I never knew it's the porn hub sound. Naka
Speaker 2: told me. Okay, so today I picked the four of Cups. Um,
Speaker 2: I feel like we've picked this before. Should pick something else?
Speaker 3: No, this is what the spirits?
Speaker 2: How'd you pick? You can't fucking control the spirits, bitch, whitch?
Speaker 2: I am the spirits et Meditation, contemplation, apathy, and re evaluation.
Speaker 2: The fourth Cups shows a young man sitting under a
Speaker 2: tree with his arms crowseds cross, deep in contemplation and meditation.
Speaker 2: He is so engrossed with his thoughts that he does
Speaker 2: not seem to notice the outstretched arm offering him a cup.
Speaker 2: When the fourth Cups turns up in a tarot reading,
Speaker 2: new invitations and opportunities are flowing to you, but for
Speaker 2: now you're saying no and turning them away. Perhaps the
Speaker 2: prospects do not interest you, or your cup is full,
Speaker 2: or you already have too much on your plate. Use
Speaker 2: your discernment to decide what is truly important to you,
Speaker 2: and don't be afraid to decline new projects that don't
Speaker 2: align with your future path. The four of cups can
Speaker 2: also indicate it's time when you are turning your attention
Speaker 2: and your energy internally to realign to this new phase
Speaker 2: of your life. You know that you need to be
Speaker 2: standing on a tear on tarra firma before you can
Speaker 2: decide your next steps. While you may need to decline
Speaker 2: some very alluring opportunities, you do so knowing you will
Speaker 2: be in a better position to say yes to the
Speaker 2: opportunities that are better fit for you. You're creating this
Speaker 2: space within yourself so that you are ready to accept
Speaker 2: new opportunities later and give them the best possibility of success.
Speaker 2: Use this time for inward reflection, grounding and contemplating before
Speaker 2: accepting the next big thing. That's crazy. I'm happy I
Speaker 2: read that because I.
Speaker 3: Look at you try to block your taro blessings.
Speaker 2: Listen, while I was in Mexico, me and Erica are
Speaker 2: in negotiations ish or conversation with you know an opportunity
Speaker 2: that we're probably going to say no, but.
Speaker 3: We're like a year ago we would have said yes.
Speaker 2: And in January when we had a we had a
Speaker 2: conversation with Samaya, I think we talk about being confident
Speaker 2: and getting comfortable saying no. Was that that episode And
Speaker 2: I've never been so comfortable saying no. I'm my girl,
Speaker 2: Bay Girl, Bad Triggy. But because we're really confident of
Speaker 2: like what we're doing our brand, like there's not there's
Speaker 2: not a lot that will like tantalize us because we
Speaker 2: know our worth. Even if it seems like a lot,
Speaker 2: it's if it's not what we want, then it's not it.
Speaker 2: So that's like very accurate. And I also feel like
Speaker 2: this is I've said this before, but like this is
Speaker 2: an epic turning point for our business and for us
Speaker 2: and like personally, and we are moving really fat, really
Speaker 2: really fast, and honestly we are magic women because I
Speaker 2: really don't know how we're maintaining all of the shit
Speaker 2: that we maintain and saying like to realign and like
Speaker 2: you know, our cup is full, it's fullest, it's fullest,
Speaker 2: full of.
Speaker 3: This fucketh.
Speaker 2: I could cry like all the time just about like
Speaker 2: how full my life is right now, like I'm so happy.
Speaker 2: I'm busy, but I'm so happy. In fact, this morning
Speaker 2: we were listening to We're listening to What's Beyonce's little
Speaker 2: sister Solange, and uh, Orlando, I was like, oh, this
Speaker 2: is a good album. And I was thinking about where
Speaker 2: I was when that album came out, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: it was twenty sixteen. I knew exactly what year was
Speaker 2: because I knew what I was going through. It was
Speaker 2: like the year it was literally like around the time
Speaker 2: I broke up with my baby daddy and he actually
Speaker 2: moved out, and I was like elev out of that space.
Speaker 2: And I remember listening like you know, certain albums for
Speaker 2: you to a certain place. And then Orlando and I
Speaker 2: just cuddled and stood and hugged for one song, and
Speaker 2: I was thinking about where I was and where I am,
Speaker 2: and like just how happy and full I am to
Speaker 2: have like the supportive, loving relationship like in you in Orlando,
Speaker 2: and just like how I had to end that in
Speaker 2: order to be here, in order to like that was
Speaker 2: really like had that not happened, I would not be here,
Speaker 2: you know, and just like really evaluating the growth and
Speaker 2: I cried while we hugged, and then it's so normal.
Speaker 2: We cried so often together that I just wiped my
Speaker 2: chairs and kept on getting dressed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I think you.
Speaker 1: I mean for those listening that are like in a
Speaker 1: period of trying to decide to if they should walk
Speaker 1: away from something that isn't serving them, Yes, yes, apps
Speaker 1: you should, because you won't receive the blessings that are
Speaker 1: on the way if you do. You literally just continuously
Speaker 1: block them. Every year you decide to stay and do
Speaker 1: some shit that you know does not feel good every
Speaker 1: year a girl, every fucking year.
Speaker 2: And you'd be so surprised once you like ripe the
Speaker 2: band aid off. How the universe like conspires to assist
Speaker 2: you in your evolution and in like beautiful shit when
Speaker 2: you stop entertaining toxic shit.
Speaker 1: There's this quote that I saw on the internet the
Speaker 1: other day. It's really it's just like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It just made sense to me immediately, and it was
Speaker 1: the past is a place of reference, not residents, right, Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: it's a place of reference.
Speaker 3: It's not where you're living. We don't live in the past.
Speaker 1: We've got to move on so that we can invite
Speaker 1: healthy loves that we can invite abundances, abundance in our
Speaker 1: business and in our life and with our children and
Speaker 1: all those things, like we have to like we have
Speaker 1: we have to use the pass as a point of
Speaker 1: reference so that we can make better choices now presently.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Literally, I was just referencing like what I was allowing
Speaker 2: in that relationship, and like literally had I not experienced that,
Speaker 2: I probably wouldn't have been as grateful for the relationship
Speaker 2: that I have and like maybe have not recognized the blessings,
Speaker 2: you know, Like so for sure reference and like you
Speaker 2: got to go through some shit to like be grateful
Speaker 2: for the for the new shit and to know like
Speaker 2: that ain't it. But this is.
Speaker 1: And he feels uncomfortable because you know, I watched you
Speaker 1: get really uncomfortable with the idea of committing to Orlando,
Speaker 1: like you try to talk yourself out of it four
Speaker 1: hundred million thousand times on the phone with me.
Speaker 3: I don't know, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: No, I know, he said, I know he's telling people
Speaker 2: he's moving in. He's not. No, he is a little
Speaker 2: bit like you know, it's all lives around the corner,
Speaker 2: so he's not sending all of his fluggage to my
Speaker 2: house to my No, no, no, no, don't know.
Speaker 3: On that note, can we smoke real quick? We can
Speaker 3: if I do have a whori that.
Speaker 1: I want to share from one of the ladies in
Speaker 1: our discord.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, it's I's smoke a clock. I've been smoking backwards,
Speaker 2: I know, and it's not like you know. I love blunts.
Speaker 2: First of all, everybody knows I love blunts, and I
Speaker 2: suddenly I started smoking honey?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 2: Why the fuck there's this? Why the fuck is there
Speaker 2: this big ass thing of honey here? I want to
Speaker 2: show you something.
Speaker 1: I must been sitting here and I meant to ask you.
Speaker 1: I was like, why does Jamila have the biggest pint
Speaker 1: of honey?
Speaker 2: Because I got to show you something. Okay, So I
Speaker 2: rolled my backwood as I usually do, and then I'm adding, like,
Speaker 2: just a dab of honey. Wait, wait, I don't. Can
Speaker 2: you dab with that?
Speaker 3: Like? That's okay a lot?
Speaker 2: Do you want to help me? I don't, Okay, the professional,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna put a drop. Okay, I just got
Speaker 2: to get it out, just okay, hold on, just give
Speaker 2: me a second.
Speaker 3: Here is how you do it at home.
Speaker 2: I have a smaller honey container. Hum, wait, maybe I
Speaker 2: need that. Why are you doing that?
Speaker 3: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Are you trying to kill me? Just
Speaker 2: what the fuck was that supposed to do for me?
Speaker 3: I was trying to help you. This wasn't this is
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Let me to put the honey from the floor that
Speaker 2: you just scooped up from this dirty ass rug.
Speaker 3: It's not dirty.
Speaker 2: Maybe put your finger in it, just dip your Okay,
Speaker 2: this is not the office, honey, it's totally sanitary. I
Speaker 2: just washed my hands. Very sick.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's just so sexual.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: Who knew backwards could be so sexy?
Speaker 2: Oh it's sexy. A right, do this in front of
Speaker 2: your nigga for extra special so we can.
Speaker 3: Close up access to this mode.
Speaker 2: Just dab it, dab it a little bit on the
Speaker 2: surface here.
Speaker 3: Just this looks delicious.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be sick.
Speaker 3: We don't want to I'm gonna eat this and then.
Speaker 1: M oh, and then you put it all the way around.
Speaker 1: This speels very witchy, like that's how you're gonna trap
Speaker 1: a nigga. It's like a witch spell.
Speaker 2: You want a spell, Put honey on your boot, Put
Speaker 2: honey on your weed. When you're breaking down the weed,
Speaker 2: think about the love you're gonna have, and then just
Speaker 2: put the sweetness over the blunt and seal it with
Speaker 2: your saliva and then give it to your nigger. I'll
Speaker 2: never leave.
Speaker 3: While you're at it. Just rub some pussy juices on
Speaker 3: there too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good idea. Rub your pussy break down
Speaker 2: the weed with it. I don't want to give you
Speaker 2: my pussy juices. Are you already here to stay? So? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've been putting honey on all my backwoods, helping them seal,
Speaker 2: so it helps.
Speaker 3: It, like I think it probably helps burn slower.
Speaker 2: To burn slow. It's freaking delicious.
Speaker 3: I can't wait.
Speaker 2: Let's light it up as you can see.
Speaker 5: This is.
Speaker 1: We or you know, people already got mad at us
Speaker 1: like three years ago when we ate during an episode,
Speaker 1: it like came for us, Like I really like them,
Speaker 1: but they chew really loud. We have like free It's
Speaker 1: like when our kids were three. That's the only time
Speaker 1: we eat. Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: I made Orlando watching YouTube and how to roll backwards
Speaker 2: so he can roll them for me. It's wonderful.
Speaker 3: I watched him watch it.
Speaker 2: Okay, can you like this fucking honey is everywhere. Use
Speaker 2: it use don't use a gallon package of honey, just
Speaker 2: use a regular size personal thank you honey. Today we're
Speaker 2: smoking a THHC hybrid.
Speaker 3: Hmm you like that like that?
Speaker 2: Damn?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Yeah it's sexual.
Speaker 2: I know that's my cogniac dipped in honey. This is backward. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is the koonyak dipped in honey smoking.
Speaker 3: Taste so delicious and be sexual and make me hungry
Speaker 3: all at once.
Speaker 2: Me go slow, it's burning. That's a slow burn for you,
Speaker 2: for a grown in sexy woman is ready.
Speaker 3: This is what experienced smoker guy.
Speaker 2: That's called the trap your nigga spell. Maybe that's that's
Speaker 2: not nice, Like how about like the sticky honey spell
Speaker 2: to keep your nick next to you? Oh, you always
Speaker 2: should show off because you know how to smoke.
Speaker 1: Pretty anyway, It's horry time, guys, horry time. So I
Speaker 1: don't know if you guys have joined the discord yet.
Speaker 1: If you haven't, it's time. It's the discord is popping
Speaker 1: over there.
Speaker 2: Okay, popping is an understatement.
Speaker 1: It's really understatement. Like I've I can't even keep up
Speaker 1: with chats. They're like I'm like, what the fuck are
Speaker 1: they talking about. They've had like forty thousand conversations before
Speaker 1: in one day before I've come in and I'm like, wait,
Speaker 1: I'm lost, I'm late.
Speaker 2: Well did you hear about Dick's deep throat Thursday?
Speaker 3: What? Yeah, they're making Thursday.
Speaker 2: What they're making. There's a whole there's a whole calendar
Speaker 2: in there. But I can't keep up. But deep though
Speaker 2: Thursday is a thing.
Speaker 3: People getting like they're taking pictures.
Speaker 2: I wasn't deep thirty in the picture, but I just put.
Speaker 1: I heard someone there was sound, someone was sucking Dick
Speaker 1: and they had an audio.
Speaker 2: It's probably deep throat Thursday. Well, we have a like,
Speaker 2: we have a special channel just for women where we
Speaker 2: send each other. It's called Power where we just send
Speaker 2: like nudes, you know, but just be nasty and all
Speaker 2: the like twitters when Dick Pick's leak.
Speaker 3: If you know what I'm talking about, you know the
Speaker 3: watermelon person? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Wait? Why did speaking of watermelon person? Why did I
Speaker 2: group chat our group chat today? Who's that big hit?
Speaker 2: And I'm breaking news? He agreed to send us all
Speaker 2: the only fans content early, So if you've joined Discard,
Speaker 2: he might maybe get the early content too. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I never know.
Speaker 1: Okay, so this hoary is straight from the discord who Stories. Okay,
Speaker 1: the ladies were talking about mourning Wood in the Yoni
Speaker 1: Power thread, so I wanted to share my little horry
Speaker 1: about the silent morning sex being explosive. It's like I
Speaker 1: couldn't hear any sound, but I could somehow feel the
Speaker 1: sound inside of me. Now, sensory deprivation play is definitely
Speaker 1: something I plan on exploring. Oh, then she said that
Speaker 1: we've probably already dabbled into this.
Speaker 3: No we haven't. We have not. Have you dabbled into
Speaker 3: sensory deprivation play?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: But you know Orlando was doing this thing in Mexico
Speaker 2: where he was he won date my pussy every day
Speaker 2: for thirty days. It basically did. But he was putting
Speaker 2: his headphones in and doing it to like this music.
Speaker 2: And I was like, does you know when you hear
Speaker 2: me moaning? And I was like, whatever, whatever works, I
Speaker 2: don't care. So Orlando have Capricorn in him.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: We gotta check his charts. It's got to be capricorn
Speaker 1: because there's a lot of scheduling happening.
Speaker 2: He has to have some type of the Monday.
Speaker 1: You'd make decisions Tuesday. Then there's like thirty days of
Speaker 1: pussy eating. There's like a lot of.
Speaker 3: It's little ocd Okay, thank god.
Speaker 1: I kind of stumbled on it because my ex snored
Speaker 1: like a fucking bear, so I started sleeping with ear
Speaker 1: plugs in. One morning, he pulls me on top of
Speaker 1: him while I'm half asleep. I kept my ear plugs
Speaker 1: in and my eyes closed, feeling him kissing my neck
Speaker 1: and squeezing my ass and rubbing my pussy. He had
Speaker 1: been irritating the fuck out of me that night, so
Speaker 1: I wasn't even trying to submit to him, but the
Speaker 1: physical sensations of his strokes were so euphoric. I started
Speaker 1: moaning uncontrollably, uncontrollably, and even my low moans sounded crazy
Speaker 1: intense as I felt my own moaning and heavy breathing reverberating.
Speaker 3: Is that a word? Reverberating? Reverberating in my head?
Speaker 2: David said it.
Speaker 1: I couldn't even play like I wasn't loving this shit.
Speaker 1: I started kissing him, and even our lips smack and
Speaker 1: felt explosive in my head.
Speaker 3: Wow, imagine that's on mushroom.
Speaker 2: We're getting one of these, and went on my way home.
Speaker 1: He let out a little and it vibrated down my throat.
Speaker 1: Keep in mind I still have my eyes closed and
Speaker 1: ear plugs in. He smacked my ass, squeezing my cheeks
Speaker 1: and whoa child first, gushing all over his dick, collapsing
Speaker 1: on top of him. I felt his goatee graized my
Speaker 1: shoulder as he was talking, but heard no words. I
Speaker 1: could only focus on the throbbing sensations pulsing between my
Speaker 1: legs and our heartbeats, feeling and sink. Oh so beautiful, cry,
Speaker 1: I want to do this immediately with soul mateg He
Speaker 1: then proceeded to wrap his arms around me, holding me tight,
Speaker 1: and jackhammered the fuck out of my pussy.
Speaker 3: The hurt emoji plus the devil.
Speaker 1: I felt like an earthquake shaking through my body. I
Speaker 1: was holding onto the mattress for dear life. I squeezed shut,
Speaker 1: ripping the fitted sheets off. Then I feel him bite
Speaker 1: my neck, his signal he was about to come, which
Speaker 1: sent chills down my spine. Me too, I love a
Speaker 1: bite neck and I was both exploding at the same time.
Speaker 3: We broke my motherfucking bed. But I couldn't even be mad.
Speaker 1: Nig literally rocked my fucking world best morning dick ever.
Speaker 1: I was in such a happy mood at work all day,
Speaker 1: humming and shit, wait was that?
Speaker 3: Even the co workers was like, yeah, she got some
Speaker 3: dick that night.
Speaker 2: And wow, that was beautifully written. Now I'm buying earplugs.
Speaker 3: I'm getting air plugs.
Speaker 1: Immediately, but I'm not seeing my man for a long time,
Speaker 1: so I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe like masturbating and like you.
Speaker 2: Can hear your own moans more even if you're doing
Speaker 2: well masturbating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe I'll you know, I'm tap into this alone
Speaker 1: first and then explore with the partner.
Speaker 2: But damn damny. Oh wait, speaking of hories, I have
Speaker 2: one more. Oh okay, no, you did share?
Speaker 3: Like three did? Wow? This is a juicy one. Give
Speaker 3: them all, Boom, give them all.
Speaker 2: So those of you who are just joining us, you
Speaker 2: should go back and listen to an episode from I
Speaker 2: Believe it's January twenty twenty one, and I discuss briefly
Speaker 2: the blood play that Orlando did, and that's probably in
Speaker 2: addition to this trap of nigga honey blunt. These are
Speaker 2: the things to keep your man gets you a mane
Speaker 2: and keep them. He really wants to do blood play,
Speaker 2: and he put his initials and blood on my chest,
Speaker 2: and you know, I realized it is really a spell.
Speaker 2: So I was like, listen, nigga, I know we're bonded
Speaker 2: for life since you put your blood on my chest,
Speaker 2: but at some point you got to put my blood
Speaker 2: on your chest. But I don't want to cut myself.
Speaker 2: So in Mexico, stumbled upon my period, not stumbled, stumbled
Speaker 2: in stage left my period, and I was like, perfect,
Speaker 2: So obviously I have sex on my period. Nothing your
Speaker 2: gold hoss woman. Periods don't stop any shows around here.
Speaker 2: Some people don't like it, but if you could be vitamins,
Speaker 2: you will.
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 2: So I was riding him and then I like lifted
Speaker 2: up over him, and his dick was like throbbing and
Speaker 2: like erect underneath me, dripping in menstrual blood blessed from Jesus,
Speaker 2: and I pulled up my fingers like this, so all
Speaker 2: the blood came to the top. And then I put
Speaker 2: my initials on his chest and blood and let me
Speaker 2: just like had sex ravage sex. So basically I completed
Speaker 2: the spell. That's complete, full circle, full circle. Got it.
Speaker 2: He's never leaving anyway.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful, thank you. Either people are either grossed out
Speaker 1: or turned on.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's probably fifty to fifty.
Speaker 2: I would say, listen, it's now everyone's gonna like what
Speaker 2: you like. I know that. I'm just giving you some
Speaker 2: ideas in case you want to trap a nigga. Orlando's obsessed.
Speaker 3: Yes, I've seen it. He literally stares like this at
Speaker 3: you when you're talking. Literally like likes like a movie,
Speaker 3: like a little kid at school in love with this
Speaker 3: little crush. Look at him. He's doing it right now.
Speaker 3: He's literally rocking back and forth.
Speaker 2: I've sayed him doing it. I wish I was filming this.
Speaker 3: Fuck god, oh my god, it's fucking adorbs. Love it.
Speaker 2: Two spells, two spells, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, does anyone happen? Do you have an affirmation?
Speaker 3: Should I? Should I share an affirmation from Discord? Discord?
Speaker 2: Please? We also have the like, won't you share all
Speaker 2: the channels and Discord so people understand what's popping over there?
Speaker 3: Okay? So the channels are a finder tribe.
Speaker 1: That's where the people meet up to introduce what city
Speaker 1: they're in, and they hang out, we have general which
Speaker 1: is just for everyone and are there guys there, there's there's.
Speaker 2: We have like a og Dad Anthony, and then I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of women. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Then we have hories of course. Then we have the
Speaker 1: episode recap where we talk about the weekly episodes. Then
Speaker 1: we have event where people are like bach, they take
Speaker 1: it trying to fucking test me today, I'm in.
Speaker 3: There a lot you can't tell.
Speaker 1: Then there's a girl guess what, where we're hyping bitches
Speaker 1: up because we got to celebrate one another. After informations
Speaker 1: where y'all have some bomb ass affirmations. I'm actually going
Speaker 1: to share one from the discord because I'll be running
Speaker 1: out and i'd be needing inspo. Then we have manifestations
Speaker 1: where we're all collectively helping each other manifest certain things
Speaker 1: in our life. Because if you and Mila have listened
Speaker 1: to you know, previous episodes or just us talk about manifesting,
Speaker 1: even with our retreats, we definitely know and believe that
Speaker 1: manifesting in groups and when you have people also putting
Speaker 1: power behind whatever you're trying to manifest, it's really powerful.
Speaker 1: So there's that, and then We have Yoni Power, which
Speaker 1: is our private channel where we.
Speaker 3: Share naked pictures.
Speaker 2: And sexy shit and also pump each other.
Speaker 1: It's women's only, so niggas don't try to penetrate the
Speaker 1: Yoni Well know, we know, we'll know.
Speaker 2: Who you are. Well, yeah, it's private, so we have
Speaker 2: to be accepted.
Speaker 1: Then we even have channels for our tour. So you guys,
Speaker 1: we have a tour coming up. We're going on fucking tour.
Speaker 2: Kitty out.
Speaker 1: If you want to book us with club appearances, is
Speaker 1: she just call us because we can come to the plant,
Speaker 1: you know, just give us a bottle and a little
Speaker 1: chick and we'll be there.
Speaker 2: Such a commercial for our club appearance.
Speaker 3: Ever since we did our first club appearance, you can't tell.
Speaker 1: Only we can only book a second one. We had
Speaker 1: our first club appearance in DC. Can't tell me shit Noway,
Speaker 1: I'm a fucking rapper. So we are going on tour.
Speaker 1: The tour is called of course.
Speaker 2: Good Mom's Gone Wild because bitches need to come outside
Speaker 2: and get a little crazy. And who better to come
Speaker 2: to is us will lead you if you're having a
Speaker 2: hard time coming outside, and if you're already a champ,
Speaker 2: Girl's gone wild. Good, Mom's gone wild. Then please come.
Speaker 2: We'll be in New York, We'll be in Chicago, We'll
Speaker 2: be in DC, we'll be in Atlanta and Philly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, make sure you click the link in this episode
Speaker 1: description to find out the dates. To click the links,
Speaker 1: get that VIP so we can take a picture.
Speaker 2: They're all at the end of September, and we want
Speaker 2: to see you. And also, don't embarrass us, like, come
Speaker 2: see us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't embarrass us.
Speaker 2: What the please come see us. You want to see you.
Speaker 2: I'm really excited to do Philly, you know. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna call it every cousin I ever had, Like,
Speaker 2: remember me from when I was fine.
Speaker 1: Now, I'm really excited about New York because you know
Speaker 1: how much I love New York. But it's so crazy.
Speaker 1: One of my friends, she's a reiki healer. You know,
Speaker 1: every time I go to New York, I get sick.
Speaker 2: M oh yeah.
Speaker 3: She was like, you always get to I told her,
Speaker 3: I was, I always get like this throat infection in
Speaker 3: New York.
Speaker 1: She's like, you need to go do a podcast show
Speaker 1: out there. There's something in your blocking. There's something blocked.
Speaker 1: So I'm really excited I feel like I have to
Speaker 1: go to New York and do this, and like, I
Speaker 1: have so many people out there that are gonna come
Speaker 1: support us, and I just like And then Atlanta because
Speaker 1: that was our first show we ever did. It was
Speaker 1: our second show, I mean, our first show we ever
Speaker 1: did outside.
Speaker 2: Of La Yes, I'm really excited about that too.
Speaker 3: And if you haven't heard that episode, bitch, you gotta listen.
Speaker 2: To that episode. It was a real thing. It was
Speaker 2: a struggle.
Speaker 3: It was That episode was epic storytelling.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh my god, I need to go back to that.
Speaker 1: A lot of the dating of a married man happened,
Speaker 1: the fucking negotiations of getting our shit, but because I
Speaker 1: was married and also trying to get my.
Speaker 3: Dress out of storage.
Speaker 2: Oh right, you have.
Speaker 3: To listen to get it. It's just it's one of
Speaker 3: those what is it called. I don't know what year
Speaker 3: was that.
Speaker 2: Was that twenty nineteen eighteen. We did it, We did it.
Speaker 2: It's twenty nineteen nineteen. Yeah, it's in it's around October. No,
Speaker 2: it's October of twenty nineteen, so go back and find it. Anyway.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to go on tour and meet everyone
Speaker 1: and party and turn up and have a good time.
Speaker 3: We're gonna have dope.
Speaker 2: Guests and yes, it's gonna be great and yeah, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I'm so excited. I hope you guys come
Speaker 2: out and see us. Oh yeah, but that's all I got.
Speaker 3: Got anything else.
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say that. I'm really grateful.
Speaker 3: Oh, bitch, affirmation.
Speaker 2: We didn't. We didn't read the affirmation from discard. The
Speaker 2: bitch is high. Now, sorry she didn't smoke the bunch high.
Speaker 2: But we have what I thunk I was going to
Speaker 2: say something. Okay, what what's the discord?
Speaker 3: Damn? It was important these goddamn back Oh okay, So
Speaker 3: I went to Mexico for a month, but then I
Speaker 3: came home for two days. No, I didn't come home
Speaker 3: from Mexico. We went to Essence Fest. Bitch, Okay, yeah
Speaker 3: we did.
Speaker 2: We went to Esence. We did. This is our life.
Speaker 2: Are you tired? I'm not tired.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to record another episode.
Speaker 3: Can we talk about it all the next episode? Sure,
Speaker 3: we have a whole other episode. Okay, Now, I feel
Speaker 3: like I interrupted your story.
Speaker 2: There was really no story. I was just saying I
Speaker 2: knew we were forgetting something.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, well.
Speaker 2: Why did we give you weep? You're h too.
Speaker 3: Don't blame me.
Speaker 2: I was trying to like, I was trying to deflect.
Speaker 3: Anyway, We're really excited to see you come out.
Speaker 2: And this is the affirmation.
Speaker 3: This is the affirmation from our discord. If you happen
Speaker 3: to a discord, click the.
Speaker 1: Link in this episode description and you can join the
Speaker 1: discord and your affirmation can be featured. This is from
Speaker 1: someone that I love. Actually in our discord a lot.
Speaker 1: She is, she came down a retreat. She's dope. I
Speaker 1: am constantly evolving, and it is okay to release things
Speaker 1: that no longer serve me without guilt.
Speaker 3: I am constantly can.
Speaker 2: I to find it? I am constantly high.
Speaker 3: Okay, let me read it again.
Speaker 2: Can you do it? In part?
Speaker 3: I am constantly evolving.
Speaker 2: I am I am constantly evolving, and it is okay
Speaker 2: to release things. And it is okay to release things
Speaker 2: that no longer serve me without guilt, that no longer
Speaker 2: serve me without guilt. Ooh, that's a good one. That's
Speaker 2: a really good one.
Speaker 1: We often feel like guilty about elevating.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's true. True.
Speaker 1: The other day I was like, wow, people have people
Speaker 1: have been removed from my life throughout my elevation for
Speaker 1: a reason, whether it was like on their own doing,
Speaker 1: whether it was my doing. I realize like and some
Speaker 1: of that I felt guilty about. Actually there's yeah, there's
Speaker 1: a few that I feel guilty about. But I know
Speaker 1: that it's for my highest good that I have to
Speaker 1: honor in order to keep allowing the things to come through,
Speaker 1: because you'll get tested on like your new boundaries all
Speaker 1: the time and your new evolution essentially, and you'd sawn
Speaker 1: it upset to you to kind of keep it in check.
Speaker 1: And sometimes I'm like, I don't that person does not
Speaker 1: forgive me, that that person does not need my forgiveness
Speaker 1: or deserve my forgiveness. I forgive them, but that doesn't
Speaker 1: mean that need to be back into my life, you know.
Speaker 1: And you'll be like, I'll do this to myself all
Speaker 1: the time, like, well, time has passed, Like it's not
Speaker 1: that big of a deal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not that big of a deal. The thing
Speaker 3: that happened.
Speaker 1: They didn't show me who they did show me who
Speaker 1: they were, but like you know, yeah, it's like you
Speaker 1: they did, and so I don't know, I think that
Speaker 1: that affirmation just kind of speaks to that of just
Speaker 1: releasing things that no longer serve you without.
Speaker 2: Guilt, and you know how hard that is for me?
Speaker 2: Is a cancer, Like it's so hard for me, but
Speaker 2: like also elevating and knowing, like you said, everyone is
Speaker 2: not going to go where you're going and that's okay.
Speaker 2: Everyone doesn't deserve your time or energy. And like someone
Speaker 2: messaged me, someone I know for a long time just
Speaker 2: set me this like negative video like me minding my business,
Speaker 2: like about this girl talking about oh, like a lot
Speaker 2: of y'all are not going to get married because you
Speaker 2: want to have a howt girl, hot girl summer and
Speaker 2: you're mad when the people who are ready coming, like
Speaker 2: basically why like certain type of women are not going
Speaker 2: to get wiped? And I was like, why the fuck
Speaker 2: was this? Like I don't give a fuck about you,
Speaker 2: like I love you because I've known even a long time.
Speaker 2: But then I was like do I And I responded
Speaker 2: some smart ass shit like whatever I was, Oh, They're like,
Speaker 2: I was like, that's I'm engaged. And then I went
Speaker 2: back and he wrote all this shit and I almost
Speaker 2: read it, and then I said, I'm not about to
Speaker 2: read this laugh out loud, sent it and blocked him,
Speaker 2: and usually I would go back and read it, and
Speaker 2: I was like, why you are fucking doing what the
Speaker 2: fuck are you doing that I give a fuck about
Speaker 2: your opinion and whether or not I get married. Bitch,
Speaker 2: I'm so happy and elevated and that it's gonna constantly
Speaker 2: be as I like, as we evolve and our lives
Speaker 2: are moving so quickly and how like I listened to
Speaker 2: an episode that we did it like uh with harder
Speaker 2: soft like three months ago. I was like, whoa, I
Speaker 2: was really chill. I wasn't like crazy bitch at all,
Speaker 2: because I don't. I'm a different bitch than I was
Speaker 2: three months ago, and I'm like evolving so quickly, Like
Speaker 2: so I have to release like whatever this weird guilt
Speaker 2: I have about like holding on to people, but like
Speaker 2: everyone is not going to be on your level.
Speaker 3: Not everyone can start.
Speaker 2: Leveling up is a real thing, and that's okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, level up, bitches, Oh leve.
Speaker 2: Level up one, four, three, two one.
Speaker 1: Anyway, All right, Well we're gonna go now it's getting
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